Original subtitles

(dramatic music)

- What's up, my people?

It's me, richest man in the world, Boo Boo da Foofoo.

And I'm looking to make somebody rich tonight.

(upbeat music)

You tired of being poor?

Well, here's your chance, Bucko.

If you got that culture in you, if you got that hunger,

I got a show where you can turn one decision

into $1 million.

Real people, real challenges, real money.

So stop thinking and call right now.

Let's see how bad you really want it.

- [Director] All right, cut.

That's hard.

- [Man] Boss, you snap.

(people chattering)

- Boss, you bringing too much attention.

That boy Grinlocke gonna come for you.

- Good.

What's a rich evil man

without a broke hero trying to save the day?

They go together.

He don't stop me.

He make me better.

- 'Sides, you think I'm gonna waste

all this new weaponry I just bought?

We got new guns, tanks, jets,

and you know I bought that Stark guy's satellite,

had to bring that in.

This game don't end 'til one of us dies.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Hey Boss, can I ask you something?

How you get all this money?

I'm trying to be rich like you.

- Did you just ask me a question?

- I'm sorry, Boss.

- Oh, I'll tell you. after I kill you.

(gun pewing)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Now that you're dead, I can tell you.

I was a broke little clown.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- What the fuck yo clown ass doing out here?

You a clown for real?

What type of kid want to be a clown?

You're weird as hell.

(pie squishing)

There you go, now you a real clown.

(all laughing)

(gentle music)

- [Boo Boo da Foofoo Voiceover] And then one day

I seen something and it just clicked.

- Welcome to Bum Fighters, two bums, $5 let's go.

We got Sleepy Ray and we got One Tooth Terry.

$5, that's dinner tonight.

Go get it.

Oh, he out of there.

We got a winner.

We good, cut.

- Why are you wasting $5 on them?

- Wasting?

I give them five, I make a thousand every time I hit record.

Broke people do anything for money.

A smart man ain't out here doing it himself.

He gets somebody else to risk it.

That's how rich people stay rich.

I love America.

(pie squishing)

- So then, I started my business.

But I made sure to target the people who never accepted me.

I only wanted to be accepted,

but they said they were tired of white clowns.

(people chattering)

- I'ma call you later, baby.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- You ready?

- Been ready.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- You got two girls, but broke.

I can help.

- Who the fuck is you little clown and why you stalking me?

- Cut the small talk.

I got $100 if you introduce your girlfriends on camera.

- I'm player.

This easy, run it.

- Yeah.

(cellphone ringing)

- Hey baby, can you come to the beach real fast?

Thank you.

See you in a second.

Hey, it's an emergency.

Meet me at the beach real fast, babe.

Okay, thank you.

They'll be here in a second, little clown.

- Perfect.

- Who the fuck is this bitch?

- Who is you calling a bitch, bitch?

- Hey, chill, both y'all my bitches.

Y'all sister wives now, so cool it.

- You broke and you cheated, you nigga.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- You know what?

You was cute.

We might as well just go out and find new niggas.

- You right, girl.

And I'm off today.

(gentle music)

- Here's your money, clown.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- I think I'm gonna sign up.

I'm good at contests.

- Cousin, I could just give you that.

Money ain't shit with us.

- See, that's the problem.

I'm trying to get up out of Grinlocke's shadow.

I'm tired of just being your little cousin

and it's time for me to make my own name.

- Pat, Square Yellow Hoodie Dude,

ready to sign up for Boo Boo Games to make his own name.

He tripping.

(Pat laughing)

- Shit, you be tripping too if you was that ashy.

(both laughing)

- Nah, Pat, we got to help little cuz.

- [Voiceover] Meanwhile, back at Boo Boo's Circus,

he had a new idea.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- We need commercials for the new show.

Let's get black people to do crazy commercials,

like that chicken wrap one back in the day.

♪ Crispy chicken and wrap ♪

♪ In a wrap ♪

♪ One bite got me coming right back ♪

♪ Sauce on my fingers crunch in my lap ♪

♪ I ain't even hungry, but I still need that ♪

♪ Crispy chicken wrap ♪

♪ In a wrap ♪

♪ Got me singing like I'm on a slow jam track ♪

- Boss, nobody doing that today.

They would get canceled.

- Nobody gives a about that anymore.

Everyone is broke.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

I'll prove it.

I can get anybody to do anything.

I can get anybody to do anything.

Ah, trailer trash is nearby.

My dear casserole caveman, how would you like a chance

to win a million dollars?

- Wait, you're that Boo Boo guy

who has those contestants on TV.

Ma, come out here, we gonna be rich.

- Congrats, you are broke enough to be on our new show.

There's only three rules.

Rule one, if you survive, you get the money.

Rule two, if you die or quit, you don't get shit.

Rule three, I make you sell every piece of dignity

you got left.

'Cause you're the next contestant on.

"What Money Make A Bitch Do?"

Welcome to the most disrespectful show on TV.

"What Money Make A Bitch Do?"

I got a million dollars waiting

and I'm trying to see who gonna sell their soul for it.

Family gone, respect gone.

Get this money, your closest loved one's

gonna change their names to not be associated with you,

but at least you got the money, right?

Ladies and gentlemen, freaks and geeks,

contestant number one.

- Contestant number one,

will you be able to atone for your ancestors?

- What, why I'm here?

Why so much cotton? - You are gonna

pick a row of cotton

and if you can survive before dying,

you'll get a million dollars.

- Oh, that's not so hard, I could do that.

This is easy.

First thing I'ma do with a million dollars,

get me a big mansion and smash the sweetie chick.

Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

Shit, I do this every day if they pay me a million.

- White boy, why the fuck you stealing my cotton?

- Well, I'm on a game show.

- You think this shit a fucking game, white boy?

- No, I'm on a game show.

- You're a lame ho white boy. - Please don't hurt me.

I didn't know this was yours.

They said I'd win a million dollars.

- You call me a ho, so it's your time to go.

(contestant screaming)

This teach you to steal from my land.

You bad body bitch.

Ancestors bill.

(thunder rumbling)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Well, our contestant's dead.

(audience gasping)

He didn't just get belt to ass, he got belt to hell.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

My beautiful Nubian queen,

tell us what his consolation prize is.

- You won a McRib.

(audience cheering)

- Even in defeat, we give y'all limited edition meat.

I'm such a good fucking person.

(audience cheering)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

I feel like there's a song moment coming on.

Tyrell, sing that shit.

(upbeat music)

♪ I was sitting on the couch sharing it all ♪

♪ Black man whipping that white boy raw ♪

♪ Like a slave on TV, damn that was cold ♪

♪ White dude tapping out, crying no more ♪

♪ Shit, I want to see it again ♪

♪ See it again ♪

♪ See it again ♪

♪ See it again ♪

♪ With the white man like back then ♪

♪ Shit, I want to see it again ♪

(audience cheering)

- Tyrell, that was beautiful.

The black side of this mixed clown was dancing,

listening to that.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Okay, okay.

Let's show how we found our next contestant.

(audience cheering)

(both laughing)

Jinx, you got to dress apart when you come outside.

- Yeah, Boss.

- Look at this shit.

What your broke doing outside this store at night?

Ain't nobody buying what you selling.

Give it up.

- Who the fuck you talking to, clown?

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- You should be at home getting your foot rubbed

by a Nubian queen.

- Fuck you clown.

- Hey, big guy, I only like women,

stop trying to flirt with me.

Let me ask you something.

How much money in your pocket?

- [Bee] That nigga broke as shit.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Exactly.

How would you like $1 million?

All you got to do is play a game.

- Million dollars?

You that Boo Boo guy.

You like a more rich, more evil Mr. Beast.

Hell yeah, I'll do it.

Shit, what I got to do?

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

How did y'all know my family was having a cookout?

- We know everything.

But worry about the money, that's why you broke now.

- You right.

So what I got to do?

- You have to tell all your family business

in front of all your family.

If you can survive without dying

or telling them it's a joke, you win the money.

- Even Big Mama?

- Even Big Mama.

(contestant groaning)

- Let's look at our star player, Big Mama.

She really goes by Candy Lady, AKA Candy if you nasty.

Candy got body.

- Don't be selling on my block bitch.

(gun firing)

See you in church, Sunday.

- We're not talking about the freaky kind.

This grandma actually lays shit down.

She is also the grandmother of Blood Cub.

- Family, a lot of y'all ain't living right

and it's time for me to tell y'all the truth.

- Okay, tell it all, man. - Come on, preach.

- I've been saying that shit for years.

- Now when, when I start, don't stop me

'cause I got a lot of this to say right now.

- That's my grandson.

He about to give us the gospel.

- Y'all smiling in each other's face,

but stab each other in the back like Auntie Tiana.

She been talking to Uncle Ronnie behind Uncle Tommy's back,

'cause she said ever since he got in a wheelchair,

his meat don't work.

- Shit, my meat work, just not for you.

- Fuck you, Mr. Limp Limp.

- That's not what your sisters say.

She know it ain't limp.

- Big mama, Cousin Joe finna marry a white woman.

Every time she come around, she put on makeup

for light-skinned girls to trick y'all.

Trying to convince y'all she black.

That woman is a Viking.

That woman grew up putting raisins and tuna.

She trying to colonize this family.

Her grandpa Christopher Columbus.

And this fool finna put everything in her name.

And Big Mama, don't get mad at me,

but stop waiting 'til we go out to shave your mustache.

You be embarrassing me.

We be in Whole Foods and you got a whole 'stache.

- Bitch, what you say to me?

Get this bitch ass nigga.

(all screaming)

- Doesn't look like he made it.

(audience gasping)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Nubian Queen, what does his family get?

- A hot link sandwich with a little bit of mustard.

- Holy shit.

How do we keep giving these great gifts?

I'm better than Oprah.

(audience cheering)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Boss, Grinlocke here.

I'm about to deploy Blitz

and try to see if he can handle him.

I'll meet you back in Clown World.

- Well, everybody, today's episode has been so fun.

I'll see you guys next time on,

"What Money Make A Bitch Do."

Grinlocke always showing up, fucking up my money,

every fucking time.

Every contestant knew exactly what they signed up for.

These people come to me, I don't go looking for them.

I give people a chance to get rich,

I give people a chance to change their life.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

And somehow it's fuck Boo Boo.

How is that my fault?

These people worship money, fame and attention.

And when it blows up in their face, suddenly it's my fault.

Then Grinlocke shows up, destroys property,

blows people up, and everybody cheers, he's the hero.

Then they love him, but I'm the monster.

Not anymore.

- Who are you?

Where's the other clown?

- Don't worry about that Grinlocke.

I know all about you though.

The bosses loves you so much.

He sent you a present.

- Clownbot 5,000.

Objective, kill Grinlocke.

(earth rumbling)

(laser gun zapping)

(Clownbot laughing)

(laser gun wrrrrooooming)

(ground exploding)

(gun firing)

(ground exploding)

(Clownbot groaning)

(Grinlocke groaning)

(dramatic music)

(Clownbot groaning)

(body thudding)

(Grinlocke laughing)

- I don't got time to clown around with you.

(Grinlocke screaming)

(energy exploding)

- I'm gonna kill you.

(dramatic music)

- Reaper Beam.

(Clownbot screaming)

(thunder rumbling)

- Motion Man, 'cause why you over here looking sad, man?

We got a whole lot of motion going on.

- 'Cause I'm not trying to hear that today.

I think I'm about to sign up on, "Boo Boo Games"

for that million dollars.

- Nigga, you gonna die.

You ashy as hell.

Even a little friction, your ass gonna catch on fire.

(both laughing)

- I know exactly what you need.

You need some, motion.

We got sponsors.

We got free clothes, shoes, do rags.

We got lotion.

- Especially lotion.

- 'Cause I don't care about none of that.

- That's the problem.

You stopped caring.

You need a makeover.

- Nigga, look at yourself.

You got enough ash on you to start a campfire.

- I already put together an outfit for you.

It's in your room.

- Yeah, man.

You got to get over that girl and get you some butt.

Sitting around here depressed,

acting like your girl just came from Puff Daddy House.

Yeah, go put that on.

- We outside.

- I'd rather you do that than risk your life

for some money we already got.

- That's not what this is even about.

- Hey, babe.

What y'all doing?

- We giving our cousin a makeover.

He's supposed to be coming out any second.

We need y'all opinions.

- Where's Grinlocke at?

- He said he was gonna go handle Boo Boo and his people.

He'll be back soon.

- Okay, whatever.

(upbeat music)

- What y'all think?

- Boy, you look like Jimmy, Jim, Jim Jones.

- Shit, anything better than them brown corduroys,

you was wearing.

I don't know about them penny loafers though.

- He look like he gonna yell, "Ahoy matey."

(both laughing)

- [Gamba] He look like a professional jellyfisher

that can't get his driver's license.

(all laughing)

- That's it.

I'm outta here.

- Damn.

- That bad?

- We was just joking.

- Everybody think I'm a joke.

They treat me like a kid.

Motion Man got motion.

Ghetto Pat got powers.

Grinlocke save the world every week.

And what I got?

I'm smart.

But don't nobody give a fuck about that nowadays.

I don't care about the money.

I just want somebody to take me serious.

I'm tired of being a joke.

I'm tired of being a little homie.

I'm gonna make a name for myself.

And can't nobody talk me out of it.

(dramatic music)

- Now come into the boardroom for his seat as chairman.

He is the trillion dollar man, the host with the most.

He is Boo Boo da Foofoo.

- Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind.

I love making money with you pitiful pieces of shit.

Now sit the fuck down, let's talk.

- Boss, we have a problem.

Ratings are down.

Viewership is down.

Nobody has won any of the money in two years.

- People aren't entering as much anymore.

They think your shows are legal homicide.

- And because of that, your net worth has dropped, Boss.

You're no longer the trillion dollar man.

Current estimate, 800 billion.

- 800 billion?

800 billion?

I'm broke, I'm finished.

I'm a poop-butt brokie like you motherfuckers.

(gun firing)

You know what it's like to only have 800 billion?

I got yachts to feed.

(door thudding)

That made me feel a little better.

Boo thang, come clean me up.

Okay, tell me what the plan is.

Because I need 200 billion fast.

- Boss, I got an idea.

What if we flip one of our old hits,

change it to white people doing Black people shit?

Or we could bring back lack people doing white people shit.

That did shit did millions of views.

- You fucking idiots.

I said I need bigger and better,

not the same shit remit.

- Boss, I got an idea.

"The Boo Boo Games."

- Keep talking, I'm liking it so far.

- Boss, we already own that land beyond the Antarctic Wall.

What if we build a giant frozen maze on it?

25 competitors enter.

$10 million waits at the finish line.

First one across wins.

Avalanches, ice monsters, death traps,

you get the legal homicides

and you get the winner the audience dying to see.

- I got it.

(gun firing)

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have the greatest idea in television history.

A giant frozen maze.

25 contestants, $10 million at the finish line.

First one across wins.

Ice monsters.

(ice monster growling)

Death traps.

Legal homicides.

Everybody gets a winner.

I'm gonna call it, "The Boo Boo Games."

- Brilliant, Boss.

- Absolutely brilliant.

- We'll get the commercial started immediately.

- We already have contestants.

- Already?

- We can use the leftover people from the hotline.

The ones we haven't used yet.

- We'll narrow the list down and pick the best contestants.

- Perfect.

Let, "The Boo Boo Games" begin.

- Babe, your food getting cold.

- I'll be down in a minute.

- What you doing up here?

What you thinking about?

- Tried to stop boo-boo today.

He sent a giant robot after me instead.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

In the whole fight I'm sitting there thinking,

people out here can't pay rent

and this clown got enough money

to build giant robots just to fight me.

I can't believe people

keep making these billionaires richer.

- But fight among themselves over crumbs.

- You know what the crazy part is?

- What?

- He got enough money to fix

half the problems he complained about.

Still have more money than he could spend in 10 lifetimes,

but some arbitrary number on a wealth list

means more to dudes like that than actual people.

- People evil and strange.

Speaking of strange,

Square Yellow Hoodie Dude been acting weird all day.

- What happened?

- Motion Man tried to give him a makeover,

then he just stormed off.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, what? - It wasn't a joke.

He trying to figure out who he is.

That's one of them roads people gotta walk by themselves.

- You think he gonna be okay?

- Eventually.

- We overthinking.

(Ru sighing)

Come on, let's watch some TV and cuddle.

- Cool.

- Babe, this the channel that we having

all the crazy commercials.

- [Grinlocke] For real.

- You ain't never gonna be shit.

You gonna be cleaning toilets your whole life, pussy.

- Hey, can I get your number?

- No.

What the fuck?

(Steve screaming)

- [Voiceover] Are you tired of being a pussy?

Do you want to be a real nigga for once in your life?

Then here's your chance, pussy.

Try Blood Cuh, virtual reality.

Now that's more like it.

- Steve.

- What was you saying earlier, little bitch?

- I didn't say nothing.

- I'm Blood Cuh, bitch.

Should have mind his business.

- [Voiceover] For too long,

our people have been disconnected from their roots,

but not anymore.

Welcome to, "Unseasoned Mountain Living."

Are you tired of white discrimination?

Are you ready to connect with your heritage?

It's time to go back to the cave.

If you're white, call now.

Caves are available.

Come get in touch with your ancestors.

And if you call right now, we'll throw in a one-month supply

of green bean casserole.

"Unseasoned Mountain Living."

(airplane engine roaring)

- It's the world's richest man.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

And I'm holding my biggest event yet, "The Boo Boo Games."

25 contestants enter the world's biggest maze,

the first one to escape wins $10 million.

The game doesn't end without a winner.

(airplane crashing)

Get ready.

- Babe, you really think Square Yellow Hoodie Dude

would sign up for that?

- Usually no.

But how he been acting lately, I just don't know.

In the morning, we gonna pull up on him

and see where his mind at.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

(gentle music)

- Damn.

(Cheeks laughing)

It's not funny.

- You just fell for no reason.

- Shit, all that ass was the reason.

- What's your name?

- Square Yellow Hoodie Dude.

- That's your real name?

- Unfortunately.

- Well, my name's Sandy.

My friends call me Cheeks.

- That name makes a lot of sense.

- You from here?

- Unfortunately.

- You funny.

I just moved here after graduating college.

- What was your major?

- Marine Biology.

- That makes sense, Brown Sugar City

is full of tursiops truncatus.

- Most people would've just said dolphins.

You get brownie points for knowing the scientific name.

- This might be the first time I ever got brownie points

for being smart.

- God, she got hella ass.

(Cheeks laughing)

Why she with that ashy ass, nigga?

- You're gonna love it out here.

A lot of special people come out this city,

I'm just not one of them.

- Cowboy, you got to stop that bad energy,

that pity party shit.

You sem special to me.

- Well, I wish the world seen that.

My older cousin's Grinlocke, I'm sure you know him.

- No, is it a newly discovered fish?

I spent most of my time under the sea studying critters.

- For real?

You don't know who Grinlocke is?

- No.

- Ru?

- No.

- Motion man?

- No.

- Gumba?

- No.

- Ghetto Pat?

- No.

- What the fuck?

Where you been?

- Under the sea.

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude giggling)

- They are all superheroes.

They protect Black culture.

They protect the community.

They fight villains.

They save people.

The usual superhero shit.

(Cheeks laughing)

- Kind of how I save sea critters?

- Yeah, a little bit, I guess.

- But I'm more interested in what you do.

- That's what I'm trying to figure out myself.

Well, I'm just smart and I invent stuff.

My last invention got stole by this ice wizard.

He turned my black ice invention into a whole ski resort.

(Cheek laughing)

- You need to get your shit back.

- One day.

In the meantime, I just signed up for a game show,

$10 million.

I don't even know if they're gonna choose me.

- What kind of game show is that?

- The kind where you gotta risk your life

in order to win the money.

Only one person gonna come out alive.

- That sounds stupid.

I thought you told me you was smart.

- Damn.

- You got way too much life ahead of you

to be risking it for money.

It seemed like everybody nowadays

looking for purpose and money.

I thought you was different.

I was starting to kind of like you.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I wasn't joining that show for the money.

I was joining that show to find my purpose.

Everybody around me got a thing.

Everybody around me know who they are, I don't.

If I would've found you before that show,

I probably never would've signed up.

At first, I was lost, but now I'm found.

(Cheeks laughing)

- Don't get corny on me.

But yeah, you're gonna have to quit that show

if you want to take me on a date.

- A date?

(footsteps thudding)

- [Both] Square Yellow Hoodie Dude,

congratulations, you've been selected

to enter, "The Boo Boo Games."

- No, no.

That was before.

I don't want to go.

I changed my mind.

- Unhand my ma.

- You with this ashy ass nigga?

- He love bombed me.

Now I won't let you take him away because I'm in love too.

- Oh, this bitch crazy.

Oh, hell no. - Karate.

- Hell no, she nuts.

- Karate. - Oh, hell no.

(Cheeks laughing)

- Cheeks.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

Don't worry, I'm gonna win this

and we gonna save the sea critters, baby.

(gentle music)

Baby, don't worry, I'ma win it for us.

(Cheeks laughing)

- Anybody have luck finding Square Yellow Hoodie Dude?

- Man, I done searched three states.

Nothing.

- Gamba?

- I'm not gonna lie, I was shopping.

I ain't see him at the mall.

What?

What do I look like searching for a grown ass man

that got his feelings hurt over a joke?

- It wasn't just a joke to him, sis.

My psychic abilities haven't been able to track him.

It's like something blocking me.

Baby, what if he really did join, "The Boo Boo Games?"

- He's too smart to be that dumb.

- We talking about Square Yellow Hoodie Dude.

Why would he sign up for those games with no powers?

Maybe he went on a cruise or something.

(door thudding)

- Nah.

Even I'm getting worried now.

That boy ain't been on the Xbox in 24 hours.

And that's the only box that boy been getting lately.

- Something ain't right.

He not gaming, his phone off.

What the fuck going on?

On top of all that, we got to stop, "The Boo Boo Games,"

even if lil cuz not there.

We already know he gonna prey upon the desperation

and the obsession with vanity in the community and culture.

I'm tired of this clown.

We're gonna have to put an end to this once and for all.

- I'm ready to do this.

These clowns gonna learn today.

- That sound all good,

but how are we gonna find out

where, "The Boo Boo Games" are, to stop them?

Nobody seems to know the location.

- They took Square Yellow Hoodie Dude.

He told me to come here.

He told me you guys could help.

He talked about y'all all night.

Go save him now.

(Cheeks crying)

- [All] What the fuck?

- I miss my man.

I miss my man.

- What is this?

Square Yellow Hoodie Dude, don't even got a girlfriend.

How we know this bitch ain't just crazy.

How the we know you're not sent

by the Cultural Interference Agency?

Stop crying and tell us what the fuck happened.

Tell us what the going on.

- Okay, okay, okay.

I'm gonna tell y'all everything I know.

- You got the floor.

(footsteps tapping)

- My name's Sandy, but everybody call me Cheeks.

I met Square Yellow Hoodie Dude last night.

He talked about y'all all night.

Never knew we had Black superheroes.

He especially talked about how proud he was

of his big cousin.

I'm guessing that's you.

(gentle music)

He really looked up to you.

- Damn, what about me?

I'm his cousin too.

- He said he behates you sometimes.

- What?

- We talked all night.

He told me he signed up for "The Boo Boo Games."

But by the end of the night, he was in love with me

and he didn't want to do it no more.

He was getting ready to call and quit.

Then these clown people showed up and they grabbed him.

I tried to fight him off, but they threw laughing gas at me.

Then they put him on a clown boat and they took him.

- Did he tell you where, "The Boo Boo Games" was at?

- Yeah.

He said something about behind the Antarctica Wall.

- [All] Antarctica Wall.

- Yeah, that's what I said.

- Bitch, you have lost it.

She lying.

- Wait, that would explain why nobody can find him.

The ancestors told me billionaires

been planning to buy parts of Antarctica for years,

to build private territories, private bunkers,

private cities, places hidden from the public.

If I was Boo Boo,

that's exactly where I would hide the game.

- Hold on.

I thought aliens lived over there.

How the hell rich people get land over there?

(dramatic music)

(wind howling)

- What's happening, ugly alien?

- Great Boo Boo, what brings you to the Antarctica Wall?

- I'm looking to buy some land.

Well, not buy.

I wanna trade.

Your species is full of ugly women

and I got premium snow bunnies.

My ladies will party with you booger-looking creatures,

and in return, I want some land behind the wall

for my games.

- Deal.

(all laughing)

- And make sure y'all keep your ugly ass species off my land

or it'll wipe your people off the map.

Oh, and don't be having babies with the white bitches.

Last time y'all did that,

that's how we ended up with West Virginia.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Sounds like we headed to the snow.

Road trip.

- Babe, you really believe this crazy bitch?

She could just be setting us up.

- I'm not crazy.

I'm just crazy about him.

- Girl, you met him last night.

You acting like he had a honey pack in the conversation.

- Says the superficial influencer,

whose wears Spandex and run around all day?

He probably running into other bitches' panties too.

- Grin, just let me kill this bitch real fast.

- That's enough.

- Sis, calm down.

She ain't lying, y'all.

I read her mind when she first got here.

- Why the hell ain't you say nothing then?

- I ain't gonna lie, sometimes I like a little mess.

Besides, we needed to get riled up before battle.

- Ru, next time, just tell us from the beginning.

Figure out the best path for us to get to the games.

We leave tonight.

- Ghetto Pat ain't going nowhere.

"I hate him sometimes."

Remember that?

Well, y'all go save him. He made a grown man decision.

He can deal with grown man consequences.

Besides, I got four baddies coming over tonight,

ready to play hide and go get it,

and I'm finna go get it.

- All right, Ghetto Pat, you stay here,

keep the headquarters safe.

I'll see the rest of y'all tonight.

Cheeks, go home.

We gonna take care of this.

(dramatic music)

(fireworks bursting)

- Ain't it beautiful?

Look at this shit.

Welcome to the Boo Boo Games.

25 contestants, 24 of them will die.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

One of them is gonna leave with $10 million.

Now I know what y'all thinking, one out of 25?

That's 4%, those odds fucking suck.

Well, they would have a zero chance

out of poverty or bills,

if it wasn't for me making these games.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

And here we got monsters, trap rooms, avalanches.

We got enough ways to die that I stop counting.

Viewers, call off work, cancel your plans

because tomorrow y'all gonna see the greatest shit

ever put on television, "The Boo Boo Games."

(fireworks bursting)

(gentle music)

(gate hinge creaking)

- Damn, I fucked up.

- You'll be all right.

You the hood reaper cousin, right?

- Maybe.

(Leo laughing)

- I know exactly who you are.

Everybody in my city love Grin.

My name Leo.

- [Square Yellow Hoodie Dude] Square Yellow Hoodie Dude.

- That got to be the worst name I ever heard.

(Leo laughing)

Come on, let's go talk over here.

You shouldn't trust nobody in here.

Maybe not even me.

- That's reassuring.

(Leo laughing)

- I'm serious.

Everybody in here got a reason for being here.

And $10 million, you about to see the worst out of people.

But you ain't got to worry about me,

you got my word, I ain't gonna hurt you,

as long as you don't give me a reason to.

(Leo laughing)

Grinlocke spent years protecting people like us,

people he don't even know.

So, I figure somebody got to protect his little cousin.

(wind howling)

Just promise me something.

- What?

- If you end up winning and I don't make it,

look out for my moms, she got some health problems

and she got some house problems.

She don't need 10 million,

just enough to keep a roof over her head.

- You got my word.

- Good.

- I'll be ready for tomorrow.

- Hurry the fuck up, using the lab.

- Calm down sour cream soldier.

- Your Grinlocke cousin, huh?

Your cousin killed my mom.

Her name was Karen.

I came here for the money,

but killing you would be just as sweet.

Sleep well.

(door thudding)

- Welcome, everybody.

Welcome to, "The Boo Boo Games,"

the largest entertainment event in human history.

Bigger than the biggest football game,

bigger than those games that happen every four years.

- [Man] This is the modern version of Roman Gladiators.

- Well, folks, the wait is finally over.

Let's take you live to Antarctica

where "The Boo Boo Games" are about to begin.

- Welcome, you pathetic bums.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Before you stands the living maze.

Every few minutes there will be new obstacles

for you to avoid,

like yetis, landmines, spikes.

Oh my.

And if you stand in the same place for too long,

it'll go boom.

(bombs exploding)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

I know y'all excited

and can't wait to get started.

So no more waiting.

Let's get these games started.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(wall doors rumbling)

(wall doors thudding)

- Okay, let's do this shit.

(wind howling)

(upbeat music)

- Fuck no.

Code Superhero, niggas,

Grinlocke and the family is here.

(alien groaning)

(alarm blaring)

(dramatic music)

- Intruders, welcome to Antarctica.

This is where you will be buried.

- Y'all ready for this?

- Oh man, this is our first group mission, y'all.

I waited all my life for this shit.

Let's do it.

Aw man, this about to be fun.

(upbeat music)

Too slow.

(upbeat music)

(Motion Man laughing)

Who next?

- Ever since I was a kid,

I always hated clowns.

And I hate the cold,

so I'm pretty off right now.

Let me teach y'all something

that we call Black Girl Magic, and I mean literally.

(dramatic music)

(footsteps thudding)

(dramatic music)

- Let's kill her.

- Sis, I need a little help real fast.

(dramatic music)

(icicles whooshing)

(energy exploding)

(dramatic music)

(icicles whooshing)

(upbeat music)

(energy exploding)

(dramatic music)

(wind howling)

(dramatic music)

(fist thudding)

(dramatic music)

- Reaper Beam.

(beam exploding)

Good job, y'all.

Me and Ru gonna head to, "The Boo Boo Games."

There's still more clownbots out here,

so y'all clear the rest of 'em out,

then meet back up with us.

- Bet.

- Bet. - Look at us,

our hero group mission.

- We kinda hard.

- [All] The family, doves in the chat.

(dramatic music)

- That is hard.

(motorcycle engine revving)

(dramatic music)

All right, back to work.

(wind howling)

(footsteps crunching)

- [Contestant] Let me out of here.

Fuck the money.

- [Melody] Hey, Ashy boy.

Relax, this your hoodie talking.

You can call me Melody.

- My hoodie got a name?

- [Melody] Hm, looks like you got us involved

in some white people shit for money.

- $10 million?

- [Melody] Fair.

It looks like it's gonna take

an intelligent Black woman to save us.

But don't worry, boo, I got you.

Give me a minute, I'll scan the maze,

find us an escape route, locate hidden traps

and point out anything trying to kill us.

- You really can do all that?

- [Melody] Can a fish swim?

Okay then.

- Okay.

I think we need to get the ball rolling.

We haven't had a death yet and that's okay.

Contestants, watch out for the avalanche.

The first person that touches it is gonna go boom.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- What avalanche, bro?

(avalanche rumbling)

- The avalanche is coming.

I must hug the wall, become one with the wall.

- Ain't this supposed to be a black movie?

Then a black person can't die first.

- Damn nigga, you right.

- That snow a real nigga for real.

(avalanche whooshing)

(contestant gasping)

- Come here, you little spoiled bitch.

- No, no, I'm too rich to die.

I thought this was just a joke.

- Ain't shit funny, white boy.

Come catch this snow.

- This is fucking racist.

You're coming after me for no reason.

(avalanche exploding)

(footsteps crunching)

- [Melody] I have now optimized

the best route to the maze exit.

- Great job.

- [Melody] I analyzed and hacked into Boo Boo's system

to find the safest and fastest route.

- Hurry up and buy.

(dramatic music)

I know you stole three water bottles.

- Huh?

The water at the contestant village is free.

- Everything free to you and your people, huh?

- [Melody] Initiating superhuman strength.

- [Square Yellow Hoodie Dude] What?

- You got one punch with super strength,

don't miss. - What?

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude moaning)

You want me to kill him?

- [Melody] Duh nigga, this ain't PE.

Either you kill him or he gonna turn you

into dry fried ribs.

You better do something.

(ice walls cracking)

Stop being a fucking bitch.

You the Hood Reaper cousin,

he done killed a thousand people.

Stop acting like that ain't in you too.

- Ashy nigga punch.

(ice thudding)

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude panting)

What the fuck?

I killed somebody.

- [Melody] Technically, a giant ice dinosaur killed him.

You good?

- You right.

Wait, I can't just lead through this giant hole I punched?

- [Melody] No.

You'd still be inside the maze

and the only way to win is through the exit.

- Fuck.

(footsteps crunching)

(audience cheering)

- Excuse me.

Sorry.

Let me through.

That's my baby.

Ashy Man.

- [Crowd] Ashy Man, Ashy Man, Ashy Man.

- Contestants, it's time for the next obstacle,

the great Yeti.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Three of you are gonna die.

The rest of y'all, I'll see you later

for a brand new challenge.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(dramatic music)

- Fuck.

I can deal with YNs.

But when the Y in YN stands for Yeti,

ain't shit you can do.

(Yeti growling)

(contestant screaming)

(dramatic music)

(footsteps thudding)

- Fuck you, fool.

You lucky I ain't got my gun, homie, or I'd cap your ass.

But fuck it, I'll just go Eddie Guerrero on your ass.

Viva La Raza.

(Yet growling)

- Please, Mr. Yeti, do not kill me.

I will do my little dance for you.

(upbeat music)

Oh, you do not like?

I'll make you butter chicken.

Very good.

You like.

(Yeti growling)

(contestant screaming)

(gentle music)

- Damn, we gonna have to pour one out for Unc Edgar

and our little call center worker.

(gentle music)

- How much further we got?

- [Melody] We are approximately halfway to the exit.

At our current pace, your odds of survival remain excellent.

- Amazing.

(footsteps crunching)

(bombs exploding)

What the fuck?

- [Melody] Okay.

I did not see that one.

- What?

- [Melody] Well, technically, I saw it,

right after it exploded.

- That don't count.

- [Melody] Agree to disagree.

Let's keep going.

I'll scan for mines this time.

(footsteps crunching)

- Uh.

- I've been waiting for you.

- Waiting for me for what?

You supposed to be trying to get out of here just like me.

- Because you look like the type of guy that loves to party.

(upbeat music)

- Oh, hell nah.

It's minus 30 degrees, you ain't got no shirt on.

- Real white boys don't get cold, bro.

Especially when I'm fist pumping.

(upbeat music)

(wind howling)

- Melody, get this winter soldier away from me.

- [Melody] Current analysis.

Make a right.

- Why?

- There is a cul-de-sac in this maze

and everybody knows that is the safest part

of any neighborhood.

- That don't even make sense.

- [Melody] Just trust me.

- That was close.

- What the fuck are you doing here?

- What are you doing here?

- Nobody can sneak up on me from three directions.

- You can't win by surviving, you gotta exit the maze.

- What?

I'm calling the fucking manager.

- Of Antarctica?

- Current analysis, a wild Karen has appeared.

- Did you just get sassy with me?

- Melody, why does she look so mad?

- [Melody] Current analysis,

she has entered Karen mode.

- You are cheating, no high-tech hoodies.

Did you read the HOA laws?

- What are you?

- I am Super Mildred.

- Damn, that white bitch big as water buffalo.

- What the fuck did you just say about me?

- Uh-oh.

- [Melody] Run nigga, run.

(dramatic music)

Run.

(footsteps crunching)

(contestant panting)

- Oh, no.

(bloody splashing)

(Super Mildred groaning)

(footsteps thudding)

- Welcome back, America.

"The Boo Boo Games" are now officially

the most watched event in human history.

And it appears America has chosen its favorite contestants.

- That's right.

Square Yellow Hoodie Dude is now

the most searched man on the internet.

We have sold more yellow hoodies than we can count.

- If Square Yellow Hoodie Dude survives the games,

he will receive 1% of all hoodie profits.

- We're owned by billionaires

and you know they love using us to money.

- And then fucking us over when it's time to pay us.

- yeah.

Finesse me harder, Boss.

- The only question now is.

- Can America's favorite contestant actually survive?

(wind howling)

(motorcycle engine revving)

- Babe, stop here.

(motorcycle tires screeching)

I'm sensing a very strong energy here.

- Oh, look what we got here,

always trying to ruin somebody else's fun.

- Bitch, who is you?

I don't even know you.

- I'm Jinx, Boo Boo's boo.

- That's a lot of boos.

Sound like you everybody boo.

- I'm gonna kill both of y'all.

So which one first?

- Bitch, you not touching my nigga.

- Oh, so it's you?

- Baby, keep going.

I can handle her all by myself.

I'll meet back up with you.

Go find Boo Boo. - I got you, baby.

- They call me Jinx

because anybody I face, it's always bad luck for them.

- Girl, cut all that yapping and let's get to fighting.

(dramatic music)

(Ru groaning)

(dramatic music)

(both screaming)

- Damn, you still alive?

Good.

I wasn't done beating your ass yet.

(both screaming)

Where the fuck did she go?

(dramatic music)

Now you gotta die bitch.

(dramatic music)

(Jinx screaming)

(fire raging)

(Jinx laughing)

- You're not on my level clown ass girl.

- Turns out you're not on mine.

(Ru screaming)

(mountain exploding)

Now it's time to finish you off.

All that you was talking and now you're dead, bitch.

(Jinx laughing)

(mountain exploding)

(Jinx screaming)

(dramatic music)

(Jinx screaming)

- I will never lose to a clown ass bitch like you.

(dramatic music)

- No, no, no, no.

(mountain exploding)

- Melody, how many contestants left?

- [Melody] 14 players remain.

11 of the remaining have recorded kills.

- What the fuck?

It's nothing but killers left.

We got to hurry up and exit

before I run into more crazy people.

Melody, we need to hurry up and get to the finish line

before this shit get even more hectic.

- Alternative route located. - Good.

- [Melody] Probability of death increases substantially.

- How substantially?

- [Melody] Substantially substantial.

- Fuck it, this whole game been dangerous.

Let's do it.

(wind howling)

(dramatic music)

- Contestants, congratulations.

Only 14 of you idiots are still alive.

And honestly, I though way more of y'all

was gonna die by now.

Unfortunately, 14 is still too many, I need 10.

Please welcome your next challenge, The Frost Ninja.

(wind howling)

- Oh, you're the Frost Ninja.

I can take you.

Let's wrestle.

(upbeat music)

One, two, three, I win.

(contestant moaning)

(The Frost Ninja screaming)

(body thudding)

(The Frost Ninja screaming)

- Nobody would ever kill me.

(gentle music)

Oh my God, I'm so happy to see you.

I can tell you where the other contestants are

so you can go kill them.

- You think I'm a simp, huh?

- No.

What makes you think that, Mr. Frost Ninja?

By the way, I got a ninja fetish, if you know what I mean.

So what do you say?

I'll give you some.

(contestant slurping)

You help me get out,

we split the 10 million

and we can have all the clown babies you want.

(contestant gasping)

(footsteps crunching)

(icicles thudding)

(The Frost Ninja laughing)

- Why y'all keep fucking with me?

I'm just trying to make some money for my family, dog.

Oh, hell, nah.

Bro, it's a black movie.

You can't be killing Black folks.

(contestant screaming)

(gentle music)

Man, leave me the fuck alone.

What the fuck?

Bro, stop cheating.

I'm Black.

You can't do this.

The director name is Chitless.

- Everybody freezes.

(icicles thudding)

(wind howling)

(footsteps crunching)

- Oh my God.

Let me help you.

- Thank you.

I know only one of us can win,

but if it's not me, I hope it's you.

- Thank you.

I can't just leave you down here in pain.

(wind howling)

Do you have no heart?

There are other contestants.

She's hurt.

- You signed up for a billionaire's game.

- She needs help.

- Nobody mourns when worker ants die.

A death raises ratings, so pain makes money.

- You don't have to do this.

- My family got to eat too.

- You kill people.

- And what do you think your hospitals do

when people can't pay?

(wind howling)

We all make choices.

You chose this game just like I chose this job.

- Please.

- The rich don't pay us to care.

They pay us to work.

You let the world trick you into thinking money

is worth the risk of life.

Now, I will show you how precious it is.

(dramatic music)

- I know there's still a human inside that clown.

- Please, please don't kill us.

- Boo, what the is this, a therapy session?

Fuck this old lady a nurse.

I don't pay you to have fucking feelings,

I pay you to kill people.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(footsteps crunching)

(bombs exploding)

- What the fuck is that?

- [Melody] An elimination.

- Damn, how much further we got?

- [Melody] 25% of the maze remains until completion,

but multiple players are nearby.

(footsteps crunching)

- I need to get out of here

before when these psychos find me.

(footsteps crunching)

- [Melody] You hear that?

- Come on, man, we ain't got to do this.

Supposed to be, first man escape maze wins.

- It's easier if I kill everybody.

Then I won't have nothing to worry about.

- Come on, man, don't do this.

(contestant groaning)

- Oh fuck.

(footsteps crunching)

- My boy, I thought your ass was dead.

Come on, bro, let's party.

- I'm trying to win this, weirdo.

Stay away from me.

- Bro, that's not the party spirit.

- Ah.

- Come on, bro, let's party.

You gotta feel the music.

Don't run from the vibes, bro.

Let's get Puff Daddy wild.

- You're the one who made fun of me earlier.

And since I can't call a manager, I'm gonna kill you.

- No, bro.

He's here to party with me.

- Melody, find me a landmine right now.

- [Melody] Explosive device detected nearby.

- Melody, hurry up, they're going to catch me.

Help.

- [Melody] Explosive detected ahead.

Jump over it.

- Fuck y'all.

- I thought we was bros, bro.

- I'm gonna fucking eat you, bitch.

(bombs exploding)

- I got to get out of here, now.

- [Melody] Congratulations.

- What?

- [Melody] You have reached the final five contestants.

- Four people left.

- [Melody] All that running from the giant Karen

and that weird jackass gained us considerable distance.

You have completed 90% of the maze.

10% remains until completion.

- Okay.

Let's do this.

- Contestants, we only have five players left,

so I have a brand new rule.

The first person to get rid of Grinlocke's cousin

wins the money.

- [Square Yellow Hoodie Dude] That's not fair.

- You're right.

If you somehow reach the finish line, you still win.

Two bad only players left are real killers.

Good luck.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Oh my goodness, the Hood Reaper has showed up

to try to save his cousin.

- He doesn't need saving.

He made it this far without me.

I'm here to kill you once and for all, you capitalist clown.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- It's finally time for us to do this, huh?

(dramatic music)

- Take no prisoners.

You a Solani.

Ask for forgiveness later.

I'll be back to celebrate your win, little cousin.

- That's all I needed,

to know that you believe in me.

- Yo, Ooze, I found you.

That money is mine.

- What do we do now?

- [Melody] Not gonna lie, I think we're cooked.

- You ain't no help.

(contestant groaning)

(wind howling)

- Sorry, Ooze, the 10 million is mine.

I told you, I'd be the one to kill you.

- Look, Dude, I don't got nothing to do

with what my cousin did to your mom.

Melody, do we got anything for this dude?

- [Melody] We have two emergency options remaining.

- Like what?

- [Melody] I suggest the smoke screen.

- Genius, do it.

(wind howling)

- What the hell?

Where'd you go?

You so ashy, you blend in with the smoke.

I'm gonna find you.

(wind howling)

- You're not gonna touch that kid.

He protected by me.

Me and him walking up out of here with that money.

- You the last one between me and that money.

Move.

What the?

(contestant screaming)

(body thudding)

I'm still alive.

Am I out the maze, did I win?

- [Grinlocke] No.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- I see you twin.

I keep trying to tell you,

we the same, but you just keep denying it.

- He was trying to kill my cousin over your stupid games.

He deserved it.

- There he is.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

That's my twin.

"He deserved it."

You hear that?

"He deserved it."

And you still don't get it, do you?

You think because you're hoodie ugly

and mine expensive, we different?

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

You kill people you don't like.

I kill people because it pays me.

That ain't different, that's branding.

Maybe you should work on yours instead of worrying about me.

- Like all billionaires,

you make money off desperate people.

- Trillionaire.

Thank you, continue.

- You look at pain and see profit.

No matter how much you get, you always looking for more.

And you knew they were never leaving.

- Come on.

They knew what they signed up for.

(wind howling)

I gave them a chance of $10 million of my own money.

Not my fault they got a sick mom

or going to lose they house.

Should have got rich like me.

Sucks to suck.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

I just exploit the system.

That's what winners do.

- And I end corrupt systems,

especially the one profiting off my people and culture.

When I see something broken,

I break the thing that caused it.

When you see something broken,

you paint over it in charge of admission.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- You know what your problem is, Grinlocke?

You think you're the hero and heroes die first.

I'm tired of talking.

It's time for your burial.

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(rocks thudding)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(fire raging)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo screaming)

(dramatic music)

(wind howling)

(dramatic music)

Come on, Grin.

(dramatic music)

I bet Ru hits harder than that.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- [Grinlocke] Keep her name out your mouth, clown.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(dramatic music)

- It's gonna take more than that

to wipe the smile off this face.

(hand thudding)

My turn, Grin.

(bombs exploding)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Behind you, ugly.

(bombs exploding)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo screaming)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo screaming)

(dramatic music)

(Grinlocke panting)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(Grinlocke panting)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Don't worry, Grin,

I'll take good care of her when you're dead.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Huh?

(creatures roaring)

(bombs exploding)

(body thudding)

I'm tired of you.

It's time I show you my true power and finish you.

You can do your little black force energy.

It'll be no match for the level I've reached.

(dramatic music)

- I'm done with this circus.

(Grinlocke screaming)

- I'm tired of you.

It's time for me to show you my true power

so I can end this once and for all.

(dramatic music)

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude panting)

- Damn.

I feel like I'm in a war zone.

Let's hurry up before they blow this whole place up.

Melody, how many people left?

- [Melody] Three contestants remain.

- How far we got to go?

- [Melody] 97% complete.

- We almost there.

We gonna do this.

(bombs exploding)

Come on, man.

Melody, what about that last resort thing?

- [Melody] I need more time, stall him.

- How?

He wanna kill me.

- It's my reparations.

- What? - For your cousin

killing my mom.

- That's not how it works.

- [Contestant] Well, that's how it's gonna work today.

- [Square Yellow Hoodie Dude] Come on, man.

- I waited a long time for this.

- Man, I ain't Grin.

- No.

You're one of the only things he loves.

- Melody.

Melody.

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude screaming)

- This for you, Mom Dukes.

(blood splattering)

(body thudding)

- It's you.

You kept your word.

You a real ass nigga.

Hell yeah, we about to split this money.

(dramatic music)

I told you not to trust nobody, not even me.

You see this scar?

Grin gave me this.

He shut down our whole gang.

He killed a bunch of my cousins, and I got this.

So now it's get back time and I'm bringing the gang back.

I'm gonna make the hood great again nigga.

I will put you in the gang, but we don't accept ashy niggas.

(Leo laughing)

Say your last words.

- [Pat] Register hand.

- What the fuck was that?

- I can't believe you told somebody you hate me.

That girl told me how you felt.

Never let jokes make you think

I wouldn't do anything in this world for you.

Shit, you got me in Antarctica.

Ain't no bitches in Antarctica.

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude laughing)

- I'm sorry big cuz.

- It's all right.

I'm proud of you, man.

You about to win this 10 million

and you did it all on your own, just like you said.

- Both cousins, even better.

(dramatic music)

They won't be able to handle this punch.

(dramatic music)

- What the fuck?

He gave us all ones.

(Pat laughing)

Shit, it's better than no ones.

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude gasping)

- What's that?

- [Melody] Emergency option, now ready.

- Huh?

What's going on?

- [Melody] Locked onto target.

I love you ashy boy, I'll see you again, promise.

(gentle music)

- That can't be that ashy ass nigga.

- Melody.

(Square Yellow Hoodie Dude screaming)

- [Melody] Goodbye, my love.

- No.

(Leo exploding)

(dramatic music)

- Lil cuz, lil cuz, wake up.

This ain't funny.

Now, if this don't wake him up, he dead.

- What the fuck is you doing?

You about to lotion your own cousin?

(both laughing)

- You did it.

You won nigga.

- Square Yellow Hoodie Dude has won, "The Boo Boo Games."

He did the impossible.

This was a slobber knocker.

(audience cheering)

- You did it, baby.

You did it.

I knew you would.

(dramatic music)

(both groaning)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(dramatic music)

(both groaning)

- You still standing?

(both groaning)

(dramatic music)

(laser beam exploding)

- Looks like we made it just in time.

- They're evenly matched so far.

(wind howling)

- I'm seriously tired of all these clowns.

- If it goes left, we might have to step in.

- I'm ready.

(wind howling)

- Ouch.

That hurt.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Okay, I'm tired of playing.

Your turn to die.

(dramatic music)

For my next trick.

(elephants trumpeting)

- More clown games?

- I make Grinlocke disappear.

(energy whooshing)

(Grinlocke groaning)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Get him, boys.

(elephants trumpeting)

(hooves stomping)

(dramatic music)

(energy exploding)

(dramatic music)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

(choir vocalizing)

- Fuck this.

We gotta go help.

(ice exploding)

- [Voiceover] Motion Man.

- Baby, you got a waded durag.

That fresh cut looked good.

- Girl, it ain't the time.

- I told you.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

This game doesn't end 'til one of us dies.

And it looks like the game's over, Grin.

- Motion Man.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Oh, look.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

It's your sidekicks

and my baby mama Ru.

- I'm nobody's sidekick.

We all got our own motion.

We family.

We don't compete against each other.

- Blah, blah, blah.

Come get those waves knocked out your hair, boy.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Come on then.

(dramatic music)

(both groaning)

You're not on this level yet, boy.

Matter of fact, you never will be.

(mountain exploding)

Stop the act, Gamba.

We all know you're still a villain, deep down inside.

The comments on the net say so too.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Fuck you, clown.

You guys tricked me.

I'm with the family now.

- Well, you won't be spared then.

You're gonna die with your little boyfriend.

- Fuck you.

(mountain exploding)

Where'd he go?

- Up here.

(Gamba groaning)

Motion Man, don't break your back like that, huh.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo groaning)

(voices speaking indistinctly)

- Listen to me.

We got one chance.

I know everybody hurt,

but if we do this right, we all leaving here.

Motion, you keep him busy.

You cannot let him touch you,

the second he grabs you, it's over.

Gamba, I need your diamonds.

I need you to lock his feet into the ground.

Grin, you got one shot, babe.

So give him everything you got.

(earth exploding)

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

- Ru, I'm gonna forgive you this one time, baby,

but next time I'm gonna have to kill you.

- I already got a man, clown, and it ain't you.

And you low-key musty.

- Motion Man.

Round two, clown.

You might be strong,

but you slow as shit.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

You get an old clown.

- In my day, we fought like men.

(Boo Boo da Foofoo groaning)

- You right.

Let's fight like men.

Now.

- Huh?

(dramatic music)

Huh?

(icicles thudding)

What the fuck going on?

Oh, y'all think y'all cute?

(Boo Boo da Foofoo laughing)

Without Grinlocke, y'all ain't shit.

- That's where you're wrong.

Without them, I'm nothing.

There's strength in family.

Something you wouldn't know about.

All that money you took out the black community

and you ain't put $1 back.

(thunder rumbling)

- Let's cut a deal, Grin.

I got billions.

- I don't make deals with clowns or pigs.

And you both you.

- Fuck you Grinlocke.

- No more talking.

This is the Reaper's verdict.

(both screaming)

(earth exploding)

(thunder rumbling)

(wind howling)

You still breathing?

Don't worry, I'll help with that.

You had a good run, Boo Boo.

Now it's time to flush this shit down the drain.

(laser beam whooshing)

(wind howling)

(body thudding)

(laser beam whooshing)

- He got away, but he hurt bad.

We won't be seeing him for a while.

There'll be more and they'll be stronger.

So we got to be ready.

- Sure thing, Captain.

But a win for the family means.

- [Both] Vacation.

- Wait, where's Square Yellow Hoodie Dude, is he cool?

(truck horns honking)

No way.

(truck engine revving)

- Boy, your ass really made it.

- Look at you, you really won.

- Told y'all I was gonna win.

- Hey, vacation on you.

(all laughing)

- I'm proud of both of y'all.

Y'all did y'all thing.

- Right on, Grin.

- Thanks cuz.

- So what you finna do with $10 million?

- I got a couple plans.

Some of the money gonna lack STEM classes.

I want to teach these kids science

and how to build they own shit like me.

Also, some of it gonna Black-owned companies.

I want the Black dollar to go to Black businesses.

We spend all our money with people that don't look like us.

(Motion Man laughing)

- Man, I remember when we was kids,

we used to wear that Phat Farm like it was Gucci.

- 'Cause anything we put on turn into Gucci.

(gentle music)

- [All] Damn.

(all laughing)

- What was y'all boys over here talking about?

- Nothing.

We was waiting on y'all.

(all laughing)

- Oh my God.

Y'all my favorite superheroes.

Is that Grinlocke?

Can I get a picture of y'all real fast?

The homies ain't gonna believe this.

Hell yeah.

All right, everybody smile.

Thank y'all.

All the baddie's gonna be on me after I post this.

(all laughing)

- [All] Love y'all.

- That clown, I heard he in the hospital after the squabble.

When you need the job done, you call me.

Grinlocke, you owe me my run back.

(Blood Cuh laughing)

So either you give me my fade

or I'll take it in your life custer buster.

(birds squawking)

(upbeat music)

♪ How Grinlocke so ugly ♪

♪ Still keep the baddies ♪

♪ How the ashy cousin pulled that girl, was a baddy ♪

♪ That's old Pat, that boy ain't shit ♪

♪ Still show up fresh and tall, fast match ♪

♪ Motion Man ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Motion Man ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ If he can't give you motion ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ No one can ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Gamba kinda rude ♪

♪ But she got reason to have that attitude ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Then that Ru ♪

♪ She got psychic power and cute too ♪

♪ It's the family ♪

♪ Family, family ♪

♪ Everybody wild ♪

♪ But that's our family ♪

(air whooshing)

(swords clanking)

(Grinlocke groaning)

(swords clanking)