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Previously on Crystal Lake...

I told you, I'm not going all the way anymore.

Pastor Ryan said bad things happen

when we indulge in scenes of the flesh.

I mean, we can still do hand stuff, right?

I wanted, um, to say that

I was very sorry to hear about your mom.

You're Grace, right? I'm Harmony.

Everybody! This is Grace.

Trying to catch up with some friends.

Anybody seen 'em?

Who's out there?

You think the dead guys your brother found

could've been working for Bellflower?

That skull we found in the cave?

Someone cut it damn near in half.

-You okay? - Yeah, I just--

I think I'm-- I'm gonna call it a night.

All right.

Chief, we got Ralph dead to rights on this thing.

We don't have any evidence.

You want evidence, Chief? Let's go.

Officer.

Put your gun down, Ralph.

Got that warrant?

Come back here...

without a warrant...

trespassing...

failing to identify yourself.

I'd be well within my rights to shoot you in self-defense.

-Who's the girl? - What girl?

What, she wander into one of your traps? You got confused?

I get it, man. It's an honest mistake. Just--

just put the gun down, and, uh-- and we'll talk about it.

What the hell are you talking about?

You're trying to make me crazy is what you're trying to--

Put the gun down now! Get on your knees!

Now!

Ralph Neely, you are under arrest

for the murder of the kid hanging from your ceiling,

some half-eaten body parts in a cave,

and whatever other demented shit you did.

You're gonna burn for this, you sick fuck.

I told you, I got nothing to hide.

I didn't hurt that poor girl

any more than you did. - Yeah? Then how the hell

did she end up strung up in your shed, huh?

All skinned and shit, like one of those animals of yours.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Rita told me he was practically drooling over this hippie chick

in Trudy's yesterday, like a pervert.

Probably followed her,

did her just like those folks we found in the cave.

Remember, we found his boot prints all near the bones?

- Yeah, I remember. -Yeah, it's obvious.

We got a serial killer on our hands,

like that maniac in 'Frisco, the Kodiak.

- Zodiac. - Kodiak's a bear, numbnuts--

Shut the fuck up!

You think you're slick, but I caught you,

you sick son of a bitch.

Nearly pissed yourself is what you did.

- Rifle on you, babbling-- - I will take you out back

and I will put you down like a dog!

Hey!

Go down to the morgue.

See if anybody ID'd the body yet.

- Chief... -Go.

Fucking bullshit.

You think this is funny?

Having a dead kid on your property?

I ain't taken a life since Cung Son.

Oh, you got to do better than that, Ralph.

There is something in those woods.

That's what did this.

Enos saw it too, sounds like.

Come on, you talking about the demon?

Hmm?

I get confused sometimes.

But I ain't so far gone I don't know how that sounds.

Goddamn it, how long have we known each other?

You've got to believe me.

Even if I did, Ralph...

there's what I believe,

and what it looks like.

And at the end of the day, only one of those is gon' matter.

I mean, he can't help it, right?

Wanting to do it all day, every day?

They're all just walking hard-ons.

But Jesus is watching, and he's got a hard-on for my soul.

That's what Pastor Ryan says, anyways.

I've been going to church again lately,

and Pastor Ryan's been so great.

Just, you know, helping me work through some stuff.

I know the sins of the past can't be undone.

I know technically the hymen can't be restored,

but it can be spiritually replaced.

That's what Pastor Ryan says, anyways.

So I've got that going for me.

Which is nice.

Last summer, all the counselors...

Charlene Stein. 20 years old, born in Yakima, Washington.

We got a positive ID on the body this morning.

Did you at least catch the guy?

Like the pigs give a shit about a dead hippie.

Easy with that pig stuff, young lady.

She didn't mean it.

Look...

I really am sorry for your loss.

But I'ma need to know exactly where all y'all were

these last couple of days.

They were here.

Helping get the camp ready.

They never left, not since they got here.

Chief?

What's going on?

Just give me a second, John.

I don't know if y'all are planning on leaving

anytime soon,

but I'm gonna need you to stay put,

in case I have any more questions.

Sure, man. Whatever it takes.

We all love Willow.

Loved.

What's this all about?

God, this can't be happening.

Our sweet little Will-o'-the-wisp.

Thanks for sticking up for us.

Seriously, man. Thanks.

Maybe we should keep him.

Lee?

What are you doing here?

Had to have a little talk with those hippie kids.

Good. It's about time. I don't trust them.

Wandering in here, smoking their drugs

and having their free love party in the woods.

I hope you told 'em to move on.

Dorf found a dead girl in Ralph's shed.

- Friend of theirs. - What?

Yeah. And it's bad.

I don't even know

what the hell's going on around here lately.

Wait, Ralph killed her?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Meanwhile,

John won't even postpone the camp's opening even a week.

Says he got too much riding on it.

And I can't make him,

'cause the body wasn't found on camp property.

Well, do you think if Ralph killed her,

that he might be responsible for the other ones?

- The ones in the cave? - I don't know.

We still sorting through the evidence.

I'm sorry, I gotta go.

Hey, wait.

This all must be so hard on you.

Maybe we just meet up later tonight, and we can have pie.

Pie?

Yeah, you shouldn't have to carry this all alone.

- What's going on with you? - What do you mean?

I mean,

first you come over my house in the middle of the night

and you just practically throw yourself at me.

I don't mean to be fresh, but that's how it felt.

Not that I minded.

But then, we finally go on a proper date in public,

and you just run off.

Like you couldn't get away fast enough.

It's like you just-- you just went cold on me.

And I don't know if I-- if I'd done something, or...

No. No, you didn't.

And now you wanna get some pie?

I'm just trying to help.

I don't know what's going on with you.

I know that you've been through it.

But this push and pull and not knowing where I stand...

I know it's the '70s

and attitudes can be a little looser,

but I'm old-fashioned, you know.

And I thought we were the same that way.

We are.

Maybe it's all these goddamn bodies piling up...

but I can't.

- I can't do this right now. - Lee.

I'm sorry.

I'll give you a call when things settle.

Come on.

You really think that that pig's just gonna

ask us a couple questions and let us go?

No way, man.

You know he's just gonna try to nail us on something.

The straight world's no place for our kind.

Willow learned that the hard way.

Fuck it.

Pack your shit.

First, we celebrate Willow's life our way.

Hell yeah, man.

With some orange sunshine.

Then, as soon as Old Man Christy pays us,

we pull up stakes and head north.

To the commune.

Where it's safe.

Shit.

Hold it, man.

What'd you do, man?

I don't know. It's doing that thing again.

Right, but the belt's tight.

- We got to check the tension... - Hi, Grace.

Hey.

Hay is for horses, man.

Oh. Okay.

Um, I heard about your friend.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I know what it's like to lose someone.

You do, don't you?

I feel so connected to you.

From the moment I saw you,

I felt our souls vibrating at the same frequency.

I love you, Grace.

What?

I love you.

I love you too.

Harm, want me to put your shit in the van?

Wha--

Wait, are you-- are you leaving?

Not today, but...

soon.

Everyone's waiting for us. We're building a new society.

Well...

what-- what if-- I mean, I could come with you?

I-- I feel connected to you too, to all of you, and--

and with my mom gone, I'm all alone.

Not anymore.

You better pack.

Welcome to the family, kiddo!

Grace, honey? Are you in there?

Hi. Yeah. What's going on?

We're still friends, right?

Friends?

Well, I know this may sound silly, but...

I just felt you sort of pull away after that, uh,

cruel trick that those hippies played on you.

And I have seen on Donahue,

there are these fake psychics that do that.

They pick up these clues from somebody's life,

and they con them.

I just wanted you to know that that's what that was, honey.

You know that, right?

Okay.

But those people are trouble.

And they'll take advantage of you.

You're young, and you've been through so much already.

Harmony says I'm protected.

By a guardian angel.

Yeah, well, that girl is dangerous.

She's the coolest person I've ever met.

Yeah, I'm sure you think that's true, honey,

but I am trying to protect you.

I don't need you to do that.

You're not my mom.

And I can take care of myself.

Well...

Here.

I would do anything for you.

You know that, right?

This is too heavy, man. I'm sorry. I gotta go.

Cabin Two! Go central! Peter Middlecoop! Joseph Marz...

It's Marzulli!

Marzulli! That's a spicy meat-a-ball!

- Okay! All right. Uh... - Cabin Four! Line up here!

All right, where's my friend Mikey Collins?

Do we have a Mikey?

Look at all these exciting new faces!

This is great. Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake.

It's gonna be an amazing summer.

We'll make new friends, new memories.

The rules.

But first, a few rules.

- The woods are off-limits. -Oh!

The archery range is off-limits.

The boathouse, off-limits.

The lake is off-limits, unless there's a counselor present.

In fact, you should just assume that everything is off-limits

without the express permission of myself

- or one of the counselors. -You suck!

There's bug spray

and extra toilet paper outside the camp office.

Try to limit yourself to one roll every two days.

And no TP-ing other cabins!

-Boo! -Last thing.

You might hear some rumors

about a body being found in the woods nearby.

-What? - It's not true.

It wasn't found anywhere near here,

and they caught the guy who did it.

Did what?

Okay! Let's find our cabins

and have a great and safe summer!

♪ Hey, little man ♪

♪ You've got holes In your shoes ♪

♪ And patches on The britches that you wear ♪

♪ No, you're not too much On personal affection ♪

♪ But it's plain to see That you know your direction ♪

All right, guys.

♪ John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪

♪ His name is my name too ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

Hi.

What are you doing out here all alone?

I had a nightmare. I was looking for my counselor.

Who-- who's your counselor?

Barry. He put us to bed.

When I woke up, he was gone.

The other kids are asleep.

Well...

would you like me to sit with you till he comes back?

Do you wanna tell me about your nightmare?

I just got scared.

Some of the kids were talking about the monster in the woods.

Well, I know these woods like the back of my hand, and...

no monsters.

They said he drowned and now he haunts the forest.

They said his name was Jason.

Yeah, there was a boy named Jason.

And I knew him very well.

But he would never harm anybody.

And if he were in these woods,

I would know.

And believe me...

I would be so happy.

And so would you,

because he was the sweetest boy.

But he's gone now.

But I saw him.

The monster.

When we were walking back from the s'mores roast.

He was watching me.

Now, why don't you come on? We'll get you back to bed, okay?

And I'll have somebody go look for your counselor.

Go on.

Righteous bud.

Like you'd know, Mr. Quarterback.

I'm actually gonna play free safety in college.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Maybe I'll visit. Come to a game.

Wear your letter.

Come on.

Fold, fold. Over, over, under, under. That's it!

See, that's how you do the box lanyard!

Cory. You're over-ing when you should be under-ing.

Yeah?

Grace?

What are you doing here?

Um... did you and Barry break up?

What are you talking about?

Oh. I probably shouldn't say anything.

What is it? You can tell me.

Okay, honey, you need to mellow.

I am not your honey.

Stop taking pictures!

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I didn't know you were the quarterback's old lady.

He said you went cold on him.

Just because we're not fornicating at the moment

doesn't mean that we're not together.

Well, maybe you should tell him that,

'cause he's been coming on to me since the second he got here.

Ugh!

Oh, shit. I think she growled.

Look.

I'm trying to be super-duper Christian about this,

but I swear, if you ever come near my man again,

I will send you to your heavenly reward.

Whoa, hey!

I sympathize with your spiritual plight.

I was raised Catholic.

I used to be "Mary Ann Sacramoni," for Christ's sake.

I get the suffocating hypocrisy of our male-dominated society.

Ugh, right on, sister.

We're told to be all virginal and pure

while the boys can be as slutty as they want,

'cause that's just boys being boys, right?

Well, that's bullshit.

Total bullshit.

Wait-- No, shut up!

Stay away from Barry, you smelly, hairy-legged bitch!

Or I swear to you-know-who, you'll be sorry.

Mary Ann Sacramoni.

Far out, man.

I like that.

...public enemy number one in the United States

is drug abuse.

In order to fight and defeat this enemy,

it is necessary to wage a new...

- ...all-out offensive... -Pop.

I've asked the Congress to provide...

What the hell are you doing? Huh?

Trying to blow up the damn house?

This would be a worldwide offensive,

dealing with...

Age of Aquarius, my ass.

Clean 'em up, put 'em to work.

Speaking of which, that Negro sheriff

gonna do something about this crime wave or what?

We're working on it.

Used to be a quiet town...

till he came along.

You gonna charge him, right? Neely?

We're holding him, Pop. Okay?

We gotta look at all the evidence--

What more evidence do you need?

You got the guy's boot print at the cave

and a girl hanging in the shed.

Well...

Chief says the MOs are different.

Bullshit!

Who the hell you think skinned her?

Guy's a nutter and everyone knows it.

Well, I--

I mean, we'll see what the coroner says.

Christ!

You're starting to talk like that Black son of a bitch now.

"Chief says this. Chief says that."

You wanna be sheriff someday...

you gotta grow some fucking stones, boy.

Instead of hauling his around.

Lost half my battalion in Leyte Gulf.

You don't see me stumbling around, muttering to myself!

♪ A man ♪

♪ A room ♪

♪ A man alone in a room ♪

♪ Eyes ♪

♪ Tears ♪

♪ His eyes are losing tears ♪

♪ A man who's down and out ♪

♪ He's got nothing To live for ♪

♪ He knows ♪

♪ There's no doubt ♪

All right, guys. Listen up.

Knowing your way around this equipment

is gonna increase both your ability and enjoyment,

so please pay attention, all right?

Okay. These are paddles.

You use them to row.

One hand up here on the tip,

the other on the shaft.

You're gonna cup the tip gently

and guide the shaft in a gliding motion

in and out of the water, all right?

Cup the tip.

Guide the shaft.

In and out. Good.

In and out.

All right, guys, just, uh,

practice working the shafts for a minute, all right?

What?

Is that how you talk to your girlfriend?

I'm in the middle of something.

Okay, well, do you wanna go for a walk later?

- After lights out? - What for?

I don't know, to spend time together? Alone?

That's really sweet, babe, but, uh...

maybe some other night?

What, you have plans?

- With Mary Ann Sacramoni? - Who?

You don't even know that hippie slut's name?

Babe, relax, all right? You're acting crazy.

Fine!

But when your dick falls off from the clap,

don't come crying to me!

What's the clap?

Claudette.

Aren't you supposed to be with your campers?

They're doing trust games in Adrian's group.

- I'm sorry. - Oh, that's okay.

You can talk to me.

Barry's cheating on me.

It's with that awful hippie girl, Harmony.

Just because I decided to save myself for marriage,

which was gonna be with him anyways.

I just assumed you two were already...

We were, but last year, my grades were shit,

and I was losing weight and coming home late a lot,

and after the fight at school, my mom got worried,

so she made me talk to Pastor Ryan.

You know, from First Methodist?

And at first I thought I'd hate it, but...

Pastor Ryan's actually really great,

because I can finally get stuff off my chest.

And he made me confess everything I did with Barry.

Like, in detail.

Every time we did it and where, how it felt.

He made you tell him everything?

He said it's the only way you can really free yourself

from the guilt of your sins.

And after I told him everything,

I started to realize that

every time Barry and I did it,

something bad would happen.

Like, last Easter, we did it.

My dad almost sliced his thumb off carving the ham.

And then last summer with Jason...

Jason?

When he swam out to the middle of the lake...

Barry and I were in the boathouse,

just, you know, messing around,

and I told everyone to wait in the shallows,

and we were only there for a few minutes,

and never in a million years

did I think that he'd swim past the rope,

let alone drown.

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry.

Pastor Ryan was right.

I feel like a thousand-pound weight has lifted from my soul.

Thank you.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Go potty.

Go potty.

Come on, you little shit.

Dr. Landau!

Hi, Dr. Landau. Briana Brooks, New York Star Ledger.

Oh, Jesus.

I told you on the phone,

I can't talk to reporters. It's part of the settlement.

Do the names Edmund Shobani

and Benjamin Mutrux mean anything to you?

'Cause I have a contact who just identified their corpses

in a small town in Jersey.

What do you think two ex-soldiers could've been doing

all the way out there?

Something for Bellflower?

No comment.

Dr. Landau!

I'm not gonna stop,

so you might as well talk to me now.

Look, if Ed Shobani was involved,

you don't want anything to do with this, and neither do I.

Stay the hell away from me. Please.

The Yaqui Man of Knowledge says that there is no death,

only a passage, because the soul...

the soul never dies.

It just returns to the expanse like a--

like a drop of water returning to the sea.

Now, in our mourning,

the Yaqui Man of Knowledge would prefer we use peyote.

But in a pinch, orange sunshine will do.

For Willow.

For Willow.

For Willow.

-For Willow. - Yeah, man.

Don't do anything you don't wanna do.

You can always be my guide.

If I start having a bad trip, you can lead me out, okay?

Talk me down.

Stroke my hair like this.

Okay. Groovy. I'll just watch over you.

Well, check you.

Looking like Jack Lord and smelling like Old Spice.

- My Tiger Beat dream. - Hey, earth mama.

How about, uh, showing me the rest of those 8-tracks?

I think there's a few we missed.

Wait, Harmony, what about being your guide?

This won't take long.

I like a man in my nani when I'm coming on.

Can I at least put my duffel bag in the van?

Why do you have a duffel bag?

Because I'm blowing this shithole.

I'm going to Maine with them.

Are you kidding? She's, like, 12.

- I'm 13. -Whatever.

You can't transport a minor across state lines.

That's a felony.

Oh, I didn't think about that. Shit. He's right.

- No, he's not. - You're a minor?

It's okay, honey. Everything has its season.

Wait!

Harmony, I won't make trouble.

I promise.

Harmony, please!

We'll talk after.

It's gonna be okay. I promise.

Just remember, no matter what you see or what you feel,

it's just the acid, man.

No, it's not real.

Just remember that and go with it, okay?

Yeah. Okay.

All right.

The stars are our little children.

I wanna go again.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm just starting to feel it.

Mind if I horn in?

More the merrier.

What the hell, man? Get out!

- Hey, I'd rather get off, man. - What's wrong?

I'm not gonna do a guy.

That's cool. You do her. I'll do you.

Just rela-- How-- I don't even know how that would work.

It's all right, man.

- Relax! - Don't be so hung up!

- It'll be beautiful. - Hey! Come on, man.

-Wait! Wait! -It's okay!

Come back!

Don't waste that beautiful body, man.

What's happening?

Grace...

Grace...

Jason?

Mm-mm. No fuckin' way, man!

Come on, breathe.

C-H-U-C-K, Woodchucks chuck that ball away. Go, Chucks!

Yeah!

That's right.

You're no faggot.

♪ Hang your head over ♪

♪ Hear the wind blow ♪

♪ Roses love sunshine ♪

♪ Violets love dew ♪

♪ Angels in heaven ♪

♪ Know I love you ♪

♪ Know I love you, dear ♪

♪ Know I love you ♪

♪ Angels in heaven ♪

♪ Know I love you ♪

♪ If you don't love me ♪

♪ Love who you please ♪

♪ Throw your arms 'round me ♪

♪ Give my heart ease ♪

Barry?

It's Mrs. Voorhees.

♪ The river of Jordan Is deep and wide ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Milk and honey On the other side ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hang down your head Tom Dooley ♪

♪ Hang down your head And cry ♪

Come on.

What if someone sees us?

No one will see us.

Somebody will see.

Does Mary Ann kiss as good as I do?

- How should I know? - You.

Someone's there.

We weren't doing anything.

We were just messing--

Please, no!

Grace.

Huh?

What-- what are you-- Honey.

Give me that knife. Okay, dear?

Grace, hand me the knife.

Okay? Just point it down and hand it to me.

Here you go. Thank you, honey.

It's okay.

I stopped them.

What did they give you?

What did you take?

Barry and Claudette...

they-- they were in the boathouse.

I-- I stopped them.

I saved him.

I saved Jason.

He's fine now.

I saw him.

Didn't I?

Shh. It's okay. You come sit down, okay?

Here, sit right over here.

It's okay. It's not real, sweetheart.

It's a dream. It's all just a dream.

Oh, it's not real, it's not real.

It's not real.

It's not real. It's not real.

Oh, it's not real.

It's not real.

Please...

Please.

Oh... look at you.

So young.

So pretty.

Ple--

Jason...

he should have been watched every minute.

What?

He wasn't a very good swimmer.

It's not real.

It's not real. It's not real.

It's not real.

It's not real.

Grace.

Gracie. It's okay.

Here. Shh.

It's okay. I'm here.

It's all right, dear.

I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Shh.

I'm here.

Mama's here.

Mama's here.