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Ugh.

When I think of Tristan and Hailey together, I wanna barf.

What does fairy barf look like?

Rainbows?

Gold sparkles?

No, just regular barf.

Look on the bright side.

I get to keep the gift basket you were going to give Tristan.

Oh yay, marshmallows!

How do I get him to like me and not Hailey?

Can't you enchant him with a love spell?

No.

Fairy rule.

I can't make anyone fall in love with me,

only with other people.

Wow.

Magic has more rules than Monopoly?

I know.

I have to go about this the Other way.

Oswald was right.

I am always right, see.

You're not always right.

Remember the parrot incident?

That bird had a smart mouth.

♪

I was thinking about what we talked about...

Doing things the Other way.

What do Others do for fun?

Well, everybody hangs out at Snugs's.

I like to go there because they serve hot chocolate

in these giant mugs that make my hands look tiny, and fairy-like.

And that's fun?

Oh.

Totally fun!

It's kinda fun.

It's what people do.

Okay.

Let's do it.

I just wanna go home and change my outfit first.

I'll meet you at the bus stop.

The bus stop?

I can't wait.

♪

There you are!

Apple, huh?

Stickin' with the classics.

Oh, yeah.

I don't even really like them that much.

I'm just terrified of doctors.

Loving. This. Banter.

Hey Hailey, you're a girl.

What does it mean if a girl tells you that you smell?

This is about Astral isn't it?

Ugh!

I don't get why you're so hung up

on the opening act when the main event is right here.

There's just something about her.

You know who there's something about?

Me.

I'm about lots of something's.

And I've been thinking: if we're going to be on the cover

of Dance High School Magazine as cutest

Fall Dance King and Queen of all time...

I mean, if we're going to get to know each other better,

we need to have some more spontaneous

outside-of- school hangouts.

As per my spontaneous hangout flowchart.

Sure.

You know, why not?

A hangout could be fun!

Perf!

How bout we meet up right about now,

let's go.

Oh, my apple!

Leave it.

You hate apples.

See?

We're learning so much about each other!

Come on.

Oh, okay.

Sorry.

♪

I can't believe I'm actually here in the Other Realm.

Just an Other girl.

Going to Snug's to hang out like it's no big deal!

If I were in Athenia, I'd probably be saving

Brendoni from himself.

Ah, ah ahh ahhhh!

It's hard being away from the people I love.

But what makes it easier is having amazing new friends.

I won't tell anyone.

I'm glad someone else knows.

And being able to talk to Tristan,

after watching him from far away.

I really like your flowers.

You like them?

Yeah.

It's a really pretty look.

But the best part of going on this Otherwalk is finding out

who I am and figuring out who I want to be.

Oooh.

Gotta go.

♪

Hey, Mr. Quince.

Hey Dev, Morgan and I are gonna hang out at Snug's,

wanna come?

Ah, not so fast.

Astral, your Geography teacher just called me...

Ugh. Did he talk to you about the land bridge?

Once he gets started on that,

you can kiss your afternoon goodbye.

He said that if you continue down the track you're on,

you could fail geography.

You can't fail as long as you try.

Maybe in England, but not here.

Luckily, we've got a certified Geography genius

right here in this house.

Dad please, I just wanna live a normal life.

And he's gonna tutor you.

Just so you know, this was not my idea.

But I am a Geography genius.

Watch.

Bangladesh.

That's amazing.

It's so spiny.

Can't we do this another time?

Not with my dad, we can't.

But you don't have to worry.

We'll get your grades higher than Mount Everest.

That's in Europe, right?

I think we're gonna need a bigger globe.

I'll meet you upstairs.

♪

So Devon's gonna look at Oswald, but see me!

How long does that last?

Long enough to have fun!

Astral, before I met you, the most fun I had

was helping Devon organize his Geography flash cards.

Look at you now!

♪

King Oberon better thank me for this.

Who's got two thumbs and arms too full of study

aids to point to himself?

This guy!

Are you ready?

I was ready when I slayed the three-headed hydra.

I was ready when I crossed the Valley of Skulls.

I can certainly handle a dough-head kid.

What did you just say?

I said, I can certainly handle a dough-head kid.

Interesting attitude.

♪

I finall

I read online the bus is a speedy

and efficient way to travel.

I also read that the driver can not make change

and spitting will not be tolerated.

It sounds magical.

Uh, that's not how I would describe it.

Are you excited too, my friend?

Sure, you can have the window seat.

Astral, you know squirrels don't ride the bus, right?

Of course I know that.

Where would they keep their bus fare?

Blow, winds, crack your cheeks!

Rage and blow!

So yeah, that's how you make a thunderstorm.

Brilliant!

I can't wait to start learning wizard spells

at this wizarding school!

When I return home,

those bullies won't know what hit them!

Pick on Winston Percival Althazar, will they!

I'll give them a what what!

Ah!

Abracadabra!

Alakazam!

Gluteus maximus.

What are you doing?

Sorry, got carried away.

You'll teach me wizarding tricks though, right?

Sure, I'll teach you.

But just so you know, we don't call 'em wizards here.

What do you call a wizard?

A dingbat.

Dingbat.

I can't wait to be a dingbat.

You know, I'm going to be

the most famous dingbat in all the land!

You're well on your way, bud!

I'm gonna teach you things that will make 'em go

"That Winston Percismell Antsabar is so great!"

Actually that's not my name...

Okay.

Here's how you fly.

Close your eyes and say, "double double, toil and trouble."

Send me safely over this mud puddle."

That's a bit of a soft rhyme.

Are you sure it's going to work?

You gotta believe.

Okay.

"Double double, boil and trouble.

Get me safely over this mud puddle."

What happened?

Pretty sure you weren't concentrating hard enough.

Again!

Ah.

Right.

It's your gateway to the world of... the world.

Now, a lot of people might think Geography is boring...

They're right...

but those people probably don't know about

mnemonic devices.

Fun little ways to remember things!

We should probably start at the beginning...

Just skip the song and dance, friend.

Just give me the bullet points.

Astral, Geography is a dance.

You can't bullet-point a dance.

I could be batteling the Cyclopes of Corinthia right now!

I curse the stars!!

Wow Astral, you really hate Geography.

Keep this up and you'll see my blood boil.

Let's just get through this.

Here's an easy way to remember the continents.

Eat An Apple As A Nighttime Snack.

Eat is for Europe, An is for Asia,

Apple is for Africa, As is for Australia,

A is for Antarctica, Nighttime is for North America

and Snack is for South America.

♪

What's this?

It's called a smoothie.

Named after its inventor Aubret P. Smoothy.

Really!?

Nah, just fruit in a blender.

Where have you been all my life?!

Careful.

Don't drink it too fast or you'll get brain freeze.

What looks good!

Some things you just can't tell people.

Again.

Again!

Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras,

Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama.

You nailed Central America Astral.

You're really getting it!

You have motivated me greatly.

Geography's pretty fun, right?

No, I just want this unbearable torture to cease.

Astral, I'm trying to do you a favor.

Would it kill you to be nicer...

Whoa! What's wrong with your ear?

The spells wearing off.

What?

Ah I mean, a bee just stung me!

Lemme get you something for that.

I'm out!

Audios.

Check out that rent-a-cop.

Tristan!

That brave man devoted his life

to protect our nation's shoes stores.

I for one salute him.

Which reminds me, you were in the middle of being quizzed.

Oh right.

I'm sorry Hailey, look I just don't think I'll ever know

the difference between a kitten heel and a wedge.

Well Tristan I don't have the energy

to explain it for a fifth time.

You're lucky you're cute.

Selfie!

Hey Hailey, I'm getting a little hungry.

Do you wanna step into Snug's?

Sure.

I just have to try on another six pairs of shoes.

Hey Dad?

Dev, your dad is a genius.

That's great, Dad.

But have you seen my bee sting stuff?

I looked through my salve drawer and it wasn't in there.

Downstairs medicine cabinet.

Cool.

How's the studying going?

Dev?

Bees?

Learn from my mistake, Astral.

Never eat cantaloupe while walking past a beehive...

Astral?

Oh you gotta be kidding me.

By the pricking of my thumb something Winston this way come.

Go!

Winston!

Ow!

This transfiguration incantation is causing me great frustration.

It's a totally simple spell.

I don't understand why it's not working for ya.

Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a dingbat.

Oh Winston, you're already a dingbat.

Have faith in yourself.

Now, let's try it again, hmm.

Oooh.

Can I get another drink?

But this time I'd like an iced Mocha-choca-chai-soy-

mint-banana-kale-chai-peanut- butter-vanilla-chai latte.

Hold the whip.

Are you sure about your drink choice?

Maybe you're right.

I should've gotten the whip.

Hey, it's Astral.

Oh, you mean Weirdy von Strangeington?

Hey, I don't think she's strange... ington.

She's just different.

Come on let's go say hi.

Seriously?

Ugh.

Hey, guys.

How's it going?

Cool.

Totally cool.

How are you going?

Good, good.

Okay Tris.

You've said hi, now let's go get a table.

I'll teach you the difference

between a crew neck and a cowl neck.

Uh, Tris?!

Here are your drinks.

Sorry, it was nice seeing you!

But Tristan...

Don't mind if I do.

Byeee!

She took my drink!

It's okay.

We'll get you another one.

No, she took my drink!

You don't do that!

It's rude!!

Woah!

You.

I don't know how you did that, but I know it was you!

Foooooooood Fiiiiiiiiight!!!

♪

This is kinda fun!

Stop!

Stop!

Are you all a bunch of animals?

Animals don't have food fights.

I wanna know who started this!

She did!

♪

Come on,

To the seats come on.

And you'll stay here until your parents arrive.

Do you know who I am?

Nope.

Just so you know, I don't smell anymore.

Who said you smelled?

You did.

No, I told Devon I liked the way you smell.

I made him smell me for nothing?

I mean... thanks.

I can't believe you got us thrown in jail.

I can't be valedictorian if this goes on my permanent record!

Also, I'll look awful in an orange jumpsuit.

This isn't jail.

It's just a place they put us in until our parents get here.

How come you're here?

Hailey's my ride.

It's not our fault.

You're the one who started it.

I didn't make everyone have a food fight.

You were being mean.

Everyone calm down.

Okay we could be here a for a while.

I can't skip moisturizing before bed.

I'm on a fourteen day regime.

Well you could always tunnel your way out.

Or get a cake with a file hidden inside of it.

Good idea.

I'll put out some feelers.

Does she realize that this is not jail?

Excuse me, sir, I'm wondering if you could help me.

I'm looking for a girl.

That's where the trouble starts.

She's about five feet tall, excitable,

has an unhealthy hatred of geography?

Look, kid, unless you're her really short dad,

I can't let her out.

I am not short, okay.

I just haven't hit my growth spurt.

Are you giving me lip, Sonny Jim?

Lip?

No, I just asked you a question...

Strike two, kid.

What happened to strike one?

That cost me six bucks!

It's all my fault you're here Devon.

I am so sorry.

Sorry?

First you give me attitude,

when all I was trying to do is help you.

And now you land me in the clink?

How am I supposed to explain this to my dad?

That's Astral's trademark:

getting other people in trouble.

Can we stop all this arguing please?

We've been in here for twelve minutes.

Twelve minutes!

That's when societal norms start to break down.

You've doomed us!

You're being really drama right now.

Please, fairy us out of here.

In dust we trust.

I blew up five smoothies, I need a rest.

And honestly, think everyone's had enough magic tonight.

Are you sure if I eat this bug I'll become a dingbat?

Of course.

I'm hurt that you don't trust me.

It's so icky and slimy!

No one said it'd be easy.

Very well.

Here I go...

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't eat me.

Please don't eat me, please...

Ah!

You were actually gonna eat Reggie!

But you said...

It was a test, and you failed.

Even bugs have souls.

Others are despicable!

Sorry, Reg.

And sorry to you, pal.

Guess I was wrong.

You flamed out.

Guess you don't have what it takes.

I'm such a failure.

Why are you crying, Other?

I jumped in mud one hundred times,

rammed into a tree twenty-two times, and almost ate a bug...

all to find out I'll never be a dingbat.

You've been listening to Brendoni, haven't you?

Yes.

That's never a good idea.

Back home I'm Winston Percival Althazar: botanist's son.

But when I return home from wizardry school,

I will be Winston Percival Althazar: hero.

Do the Others back home give you a hard time?

They steal my lunch, lock me in closets,

and call me Loser-ston.

They're dullards.

Because if you think of it, for the name Loser-ston

to be correct, my actual name would have to be Winnerston.

But it's, Winston, Winston Percival Althazar.

You're doing our family a great service by being here.

So I think I can help.

Come on.

Hey, how you holding up?

I've been better.

I haven't been in this big a jam since I fell in the jam barrel

at the Honeysuckle Jam Festival.

I feel bad I got you in trouble though.

Good.

It'll take years to get over being traumatically smoothied.

Give her a break, Hailey.

You look good in smoothie.

Orange is your color.

Thank you.

Now listen up.

I'm thinking about going over the wall.

You in?

I keep telling you we're not in jail.

Besides, there's no wall to go over.

I can't take it anymore!

Let me out, let me out!

Take it easy, kid.

I'll be your snitch.

I'll tell you everything you need to know.

We'll leave them here for good.

Your dad's here.

Devon, Astral

How did this even happen?!

You were supposed to be studying.

Dad, I can explain...

Save it. I am very disappointed in both of you.

Mr. Quince, it wasn't his fault.

He tried to help me, but I snuck out.

And even he still came to find me.

All of this is because of me.

See, I told you!

It's all her fault we're in jail.

It's not jail!

Well at least you owned up to it, Astral.

Let's go.

Until I can think of something else,

studying Geography all night seems

like a suitable punishment.

Ugh.

That's for sure.

I know emotions are running high right now,

but let's not make Geography the scapegoat.

♪

The thing about the continents is that they're always shifting.

Just like people.

Continental drift...

Sometimes that creates friction, and that's bad.

She took my drink!

Woah.

But sometimes, when things come together in just the right way,

it creates something special.

Hey, how you holding up?

I feel bad I got you in trouble.

And the best part is,

is that you never know what's gonna happen.

Princess, get your head out of the clouds, okay.

Your test is tomorrow.

Now let's go over your mnemonic devices again.

Tristan!

Hey Astral, what's up?

My geography grade, hopefully.

I'm just studying.

Listen, I weirdly had a good time tonight.

Really?

I was wondering, since it's still early

and my curfew's not for a while.

Do you wanna hang out?

Oh, there you are!

I've been looking for you.

It's time for your next dingbat lesson.

Stand right there.

Put this apple on your head.

No actually, it's okay!

I figured it out.

Figured out what?

Spells.

The whole magic thing.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

Magic takes time and skill...

Oh, no, no, no.

Trust me, Brendoni!

Watch this.

Deep concentration, here I go.

Vronti astrapi!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

I did it!

I did it!!

Jolly good!

What just happened?

♪

You chose studying over Tristan?

I don't know if it did me any good.

I kept calling plate tectonics "plate tristonics."

How'd you do on the test?

I don't know, I can't look.

I'm too nervous to look.

You look.

You got a D+.

A D plus what?

That's the grade.

Don't worry, I got some flash cards in my locker.

We can get a head start on the next test.

Grades are so different here.

In Athenia the best grades are flowers.

Then leaves, then twigs, then rocks.

That's is so cool.

All these times I flew threw through these halls

and now I'm finally here!

Taking tests!

Oooh, I love high school!

Are you floating?

I get so emotional when I feel things,

I can hardly keep it inside.

Who are you?