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♪ I love you

Adorabat: ♪ Do, do-do, do, do, do-do ♪

♪ I love to train under Mao Mao ♪

Someday, I'm gonna be an adventurer just like him!

See? I'm the big one.

I could teach you to be an adventurer, too, you know?

My ways are a little different, but --

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

So, I had told him that that was mine!

And what IIII said was that I wanted it!

and then you can both share it?

Woooow. Woooow.

Here you go, chum. [ Groans ]

Here we go!

Great job, Sheriff. You're my hero!

[ Groans ] You know, when I agreed to be the sheriff here,

it was to protect this place from danger,

not babysit.

Man, what are you talking about?

We have great adventures, like, every day.

[ Weapons clanging ]

They are great, aren't they? Yeah.

But they're not perfect!

You see, the perfect adventure has four key elements.

What? Tell me!

First is mystery,

you know, with spies and intrigue.

Second, high stakes,

The last thing you need is more adventure.

Why not try to relax for a single day?

I D-- [ Sighs] Maybe you're right.

Maybe my life as an adventurer is [ Inhales sharply ]

[Echoing] over.

Oh, nooooooooo...

Eh, just have to settle for the boring life

of a humble monster-fighting action hero.

...ooooooo!

If Mao Mao stops being an adventurer,

how can he teach me to be one?

I got to do something!

The perfect adventure has four key elements.

First is mystery.

Adorabat, you all right, buddy?

There's a mystery! What?

Yeah! It has to do with the, uh...

Delivery!

Mysterious, eh? Ha!

Adorabat, these are apples.

Yeah, uh, see, they're -- they're, uh...

Lip balm! Get your lip balm here! Balm!

They're bombs! Exploding apple bombs!

Whoa! Ah!

Aah!

Boom! Boom! Boom, boom! Boom!

It's so stupid, it's obvious.

Wait, what?

It just sounds like Adorabat's making this stuff up.

Uh... [ Laughs nervously ] Uh...

Allow me to explain, Adorabat.

Badgerclops isn't quite on our level. [ Inhales deeply ]

The mysterious vans are used by a network of evil spies

planning to explode the roof off the castle

and make off with the Ruby Pure Heart

in a thrill-a-minute action-packed conspiracy.

I'm, uh, Apple?

Well, that's a nice, nice, name!

[ Lock unlatches ] It is a nice name.

Mao Mao and Adorabat: Oof!

Just drop the bag with the others.

[ Angelic singing ]

Unattended food!

Whoa, whoa, oh-ho!

Oh, uh, alright, let's see.

Hi. Aaah!

Alright, spy. Tell me what you --

Oh, he's out. He passed out.

Dang.

Welp, none of the food here are bombs.

How do you figure?

Uh, I ate it, and I didn't explode,

No apple bombs.

So adventure over?

[ Sighs ] Let's go home.

No! It can't end here!

Man, I can't wait to just chill, eat some steaks.

Steaks?

High [Echoing] stakes.

That's it!

What?! What?!

Oh, you naughty little thing!

You've been very bad and must go into the dungeon! [ Laughs ]

Drop that tart!

Aah!

Mao Mao, [Laughs] my dear sheriff,

whatever is the --

Aaah!

Saving your life.

I hardly got to eat any.

You already ate some?

Uh, we'll just forget about it.

Get out!

[ Door slams ] [ Groans ]

Oh, no. The perfect adventure, it can't be over yet!

Ah, the perfect adventure --

I got free food, and now I'm walking down stairs.

I've got to do something to keep this going!

Ugh. Mao Mao, don't worry.

I'm sure we can -- A-ha!

[ Clanking ]

[ Laughs ]

Ah, I love being right.

Wait, what's going on?

Simple. During our tussle with the king,

I detected a whiff of sulfur and limestone,

meaning he'd been underground recently,

so I found his itinerary, which mentioned a secret dungeon.

I then manipulated Badgerclops into reaching down his mouth

to distract him while I made a plaster cast of the king's foot.

[ Laughs ] All that was left was finding the secret switch.

[ Laughs ] The exploding food was just a red herring,

right, Adorabat?

Uh...yeah.

Dude, how'd you know you'd need his foot?

Lucky guess.

Ew!

Ah! Smell that dank, musty air!

[ Sniffs ] Ugh! Smell likes an egg blast in here.

Now the adventure really begins.

I'm talking traps, fighting.

Fine. Let's just get this over with

so I can resume my chill.

Mm, Badgerclops keeps trying to end the adventure.

Got to find a way to get rid of him

if I'm gonna pull this off.

Thanks for carrying me, Badgerclops.

Looks like there's gonna be a lot of walking.

That's it. I'm out. What's wrong?

We've been doing things your way all day, man. I'm done.

But what about the perfect adventure?

You keep saying, "Adventure," when what you really mean is,

"Walking up and down stairs all day"!

So y'all have fun in egg blast caverns.

I'm gonna go chill.

Badgerclops, noooooo!

Oh, well, [ Laughs ] he'll come around.

All perfect adventures have dramatic reunions.

It's all coming together.

If I could just keep this adventure going,

all my little dreams will come true!

[ Squish ] Whoa!

Ad-dat-dat-dat! That, my little deputy,

is called bait.

Ooh, more bait!

More bait, more bait, more bait, more bait.

[ Chatters ]

Mmm, peanut butter! Ooh, ooh, what the...?

[ Growls ]

Aah, there's monsters down there!

All the more reason not to take the bait.

Never forget -- A -- A monster.

[ Laughs ] Well, don't worry.

This dumb-dumb can't take us by himself.

Uh, yuh-oh. What do we do?

[ Shing! ] We fight!

[ Shink! ]

That was the greatest thing I've ever seen!

I will never wash these eyeballs.

It was underwhelming.

I mean, it was dangerous, but it wasn't extremely dangerous.

If there are about 100 more of them, sure.

Maybe -- maybe they could take me but not with my sword...

[ Screeching ]

...200 more -- Aah!

Adorabat? Hang on!

Ha! Uh.

where did y'all come from?

Mao Mao!

[ Chattering ]

I'm coming!

Adorabat! I gotcha!

Now let's -- [ Growls ]

Aah! Why are there so many?

What could possibly -- Aah!

Badgerclops!

Yay!

You came back!

It was a lot of stairs.

Besides, I missed y'all.

I knew you'd come around.

No doubt, no doubt.

[ Light music playing ] Wait, you hear that?

Heavenly music, giant padded door!

Oh-ho, my friends,

I present to you the best part of a perfect adventure --

our big fat reward!

Aah! What are you doing here?

What are we... What are you doing here?!

Practicing harpsichord.

A hundred feet underground in a sealed chamber?!

I'm very shy.

I put up traps with peanut butter and everything.

I-I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

[ Breathing heavily ] Stairs, bad.

It doesn't make any sense.

There was mystery, high stakes, extreme danger.

Where did we go wrong?

Aw, come on, man.

Maybe the king's harp-a-chord playing

was the reward, right, Adorabat?

Wrong.

I made it all up.

What? What?

The mystery, the high stakes, everything.

You made it up? Why?

I thought if you couldn't be an adventurer,

you couldn't teach me to be one,

and then why would you even want me around?

So you're telling me you lied about a government conspiracy,

had us assault the king,

led us deep into the heart of a dungeon full of monsters

just so, what? You could give me the perfect adventure?

Uh-huh.

Thank you. You're the best little pal a sheriff could have.

Also, lying is wrong.

'Course, if I could find the time between teaching you

to be a monster fighter and an action hero.

I really don't see the difference.

Shh. With friends like you, Adorabat,

every adventure can be a perfect one.

Who knows how many await us.

Stop it.