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♪

♪ I love you

♪ I love you, Mao Mao

♪ Finally, my dreams are coming true ♪

♪ Show me how

♪ How to be a hero like you

Ketchup: That one looks like a daffodil!

Oh, that one looks like a baby bunny!

Mm, that one looks like, uh...

a monster!

A fearsome, reptilian beast with 1,000 teeth!

Where?!

Geez, Adorabat,

you know monsters could never come here

with the Ruby Pure Heart protecting us. Ugh!

T-This is just too much stimulation.

Oh, phooey.

I ain't afraid of some dumb monster.

[ Sighs ]

Nothing exciting ever happens here.

Aah!

Do you think maybe I could take the wheel for a little bit?

We're almost there! You'd fly like a grandma.

Yo, that's really rude to grandmas.

Ad-ga-be-da-ja-ba!

[ Laughs ] There they are.

Oh, good! Pirates.

[ Laughs ]

Aaah!

Let's see. Egg beater, laser beam.

A-ha! Here we go.

[ Clank! ]

This is a bad idea, man.

These pirates aren't messing around.

Just look at the decor.

[ Laughing ]

Once we take down these sky pirates,

our reputation will soar,

and I'll be that much closer to the legend

I am destined to become. [ Laughs ]

Dude, are you having that fantasy

where your family loves and respects you,

and you're also super buff?

Told you that in confidence.

That's cute. Who cares?

It's not cute. [ Laughs ]

Shush. There they are.

Attention, you scurvy dogs and...other creatures.

After years of dedicated searching,

we finally discovered the long-lost Pure Heart Valley!

Yeah! [ Laughing ]

[ Pirates cheering ]

Soon, we shall seize the Ruby Pure Heart

and then the world!

Eh, but first, roll call.

Let's see. Uh, Orangusnake?

Oh! [ Laughs ] Here.

Beef-Master?

[ Beef-Master growls ]

Thunder-Fist?

[ Thunder-Fist whoops, thunder crashes ]

Dude, let's bounce.

That guy's name is Thunder-Fist,

and you'll never become a legend

if he crushes you between his biceps.

Ugh, maybe you're right.

Perhaps we -- Uh, uh, say, what's that?

[ Gasps ] [ Beep ]

Uh, why did you turn my hand into a spatula?

Yo, you can't just press a guy's buttons! Just let --

This is a major violation!

Laser! Give me the blaster! So invasive.

E-E-Excuse me, but this is sort of a private function.

[ Beep ] Whoa!

Whoaaaaaa!

♪

Get them!

[ Creak! ]

Steel-Wing, why aren't you flying?

These wings are too heavy!

[ Crash! ]

I'm okay!

Whoooooa.

All hands on deck!

Who's still here?

Ramaraff!

Boss Hostritch, sir.

And Ratarang!

Oh, whoa!

We're doomed!

[ Breathing heavily ] That was so not cool.

What are you talking about?

Did you see all those explosions? [ Laughs ]

That is so not what you meant to do.

One step closer to legend, baby! [ Laughs ]

One step closer to the ground, dude.

Ah-da-da-da!

[ Whoosh! ] [ Laughs ]

See? We took down the pirates,

and everything went exactly according to pl--

[ Shatters, electricity crackles ]

♪

[ Thudding ]

[ Chatters ]

Guh, uh?

[ Giggling ]

Aah! Badgerclops, wake up.

Whoa!

[ Warbling ]

It appears we're not alone.

[ Boink, boink! ] Ugh!

Hiya!

What? What is this tiny uncooked dough ball with eyes?

[ Giggles ] That tickles.

Hey, Mao Mao, I don't think these little guys pose a threat.

Well, that makes this easy.

Aah! You look soft.

Can I hug you?

No! Just whatev--

Let's be friends.

Back, demon!

[ All giggling ] They smell so good!

We aren't here to stop and smell the weirdos.

Ah, it's okay to take a break sometimes.

I made you a pie.

We literally can never leave.

No. Legendary heroes don't sit around eating pie all day.

Mao Mao: They travel around the world, they get swords,

[ Sighs ] ...not to mention upholding a familial code

passed down from generation to generation!

And that's what makes a hero truly legendary.

[ Loud thud, creature roars ]

Come back! I'm still hungry!

Looks like you're not the only one.

[ Roars ]

Now, this whets my appetite.

A-ha! [ Shing! ]

Rude.

[ Bade slicing, Mao Mao grunting ]

♪

Watch out, little dude.

Mao Mao! order's up!

Aaah! Yeah!

[ Laughs ]

[ Chatter ]

Ugh, now that that's over,

we should continue on our mission before it gets too...

Unhand me!

Wow, you are so cool!

And the way you took care of that monster and -- and,

oh, no, but then you were like, "Oh-ho, don't worry about it,"

and then the shwing! And then the --

All right. Slow down, kid. And what do you want?

I want to be that.

Uh, be what now?

This!

Uh, adventurer, swordsman, an action hero?

A hero.

Yeah, yeah!

I want to be a hero!

Well, at least one of y'all has taste. [ Laughs ]

I'm Adorabat.

Well, that's nice. I'm gonna leave now.

Great! Where are we going?

No, uh, I am leaving.

You are staying here.

It's dangerous work becoming a legend,

and, uh, pretty sure you're just a kid.

In fact, aren't you all children?

I'm 30. [ Creature roars ]

This is ridiculous.

This place is like an all-you-can-eat monster buffet!

Mmm. [ Smacks lips ]

How did y'all survive this long without protection?

I'll tell you how, you saucy naive!

♪

We are King Snugglamane the 25th [Chuckles]

ruler of the impervious and perfectly protected

Pure Heart Kingdom, or at least what will remain of it

now that the Ruby Pure Heart no longer functions.

Without its cloaking power, we're completely defenseless.

I guess something big must have flown into it.

[ Chuckles ] Dude, I think that was us.

No.

No. No, no, no!

Nooooo!

Dude, are you okay?

I broke the Ruby Pure Heart.

If I leave these people in danger,

I'm no better than a villain.

I'm stuck here.

What are you talking about?

Don't you understand? If I stay here...

The king looked at me.

Hee-hee, me too!

...my days of roaming the world,

making a name for myself are over!

I'll never become a legend now.

So you're just gonna stay here

and be miserable out of guilt or something?

[ Sighs ] Yes,

because a hero does what's right,

even if it crushes them inside.

Wow!

[ Loud creaking ]

Orangusnake: The fools led us right to it!

At last, the Ruby Pure Heart is mine!

Pirates. Pirates.

Pirates!

[ Whistles ]

[ Tires screech ]

Wow!

Ah-da-da-da, I need you to stay here, Adorabat.

Those pirates mean business,

and I don't want you to get hurt.

[ Whoosh! ]

Yeah! [ Laughs ]

Orangusnake, you filth!

Surrender now, or --

Ooh, I'm so scared!

If only I had some way to blast you out of the sky!

Adorabat, you saved us!

Didn't I tell you to stay put?!

[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Engine warbles ]

Badgerclops, take the wheel.

But I thought you said I...

Make your grandma proud.

Whoa! Get him!

Hey, over here!

Get back here, you little goon!

Ugh!

You're asleep now.

Looks like it's just you and me.

Psst, throw me at him, boss.

He'll never see it coming! [ Laughs ]

Oh, I'll be baaaack!

[ Shing! ] Yah!

Fool! You'll never stop me from claiming

the legendary Ruby Pure Heart for my own!

Legendary?

Once the legendary prize

of the legendary Pure Heart Valley is mine,

I will become a truly legendary pirate!

Pure Heart Valley? Legendary?

You're saying this place is legendary?!

Oh, yeah, super legendary.

You didn't know that?

I-I assumed that was why you were here.

Oh, [Chuckles] Psh, yeah. [ Chuckles ]

I mean, obviously [Chuckles] knew that.

But just, like, hypothetically,

if someone were to be the savior and protector

of this extremely legendary place,

that person would be legendary, too?!

Well, I...suppose.

Hot dog!

"Mao Mao, we love you. You're so legendary.

I wish I was as cool as you. Oh, Mao Mao"...

I'm not sure what's happening here, but it seems...sad.

Sad? [ Chuckles ]

I'm gonna be a legend.

Aaah!

Badgerclops, what do you say we blow this ship?

I say "All right, sure."

A-ha! You thought you could --

Huh?

Uh, you there, child, hand that bomb to me.

I'll -- I'll -- I'll give you candy.

That does sound pretty good, but a hero knows what's right,

even when it crushes them inside.

Bye-bye, bomb!

Ratarang: Coming back!

Oof! Whoa!

♪

All: We're okay!

One for you, and one for you,

and one...

for me.

To thank these legendary heroes,

I name Mao Mao sheriff and protector

of our beloved Pure Heart Valley. [ Chuckles ]

Now let's go watch TV! [ Laughs ]

Well, I guess this is it.

Home sweet home.

[ Creature roars ]

Could be trouble.

I guess we better check it out.

[ Sighs ]

Well, you coming?

Really?

Are you kidding? You saved our butts.

Besides, you remind me of me, and I'm incredible.

I'd be a fool not to recruit myself.

Oh, yeah!

[ Engine revs ]

[ Ting! ]