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Called me up to meet you. Static on the phone.

Normally I need you, this time I don't wanna go.

Lately I've been growing into someone you don't know.

You had the chance to love her but apparently you don't. No you don't.

So even if I could, wouldn't go back where we started.

I know you're still waiting, wondering where my heart is.

Pray that things won't change but the hardest part is.

You're realizing maybe I, maybe I ain't the same.

And what you're waiting for isn't there no more anyway.

Yep.

Just open the door.

You taught me always to knock.

I answered.

Ivy, your room is a disgrace. There are clothes everywhere.

I can see your pants. They're sunny side up.

Come on, get out, you.

Ugh.

Oh.

Pigsty. Right, do you want the bad news or the bad, bad news?

The bad news.

The bad news is that your mum has cooked.

No. Do you not remember the last time?

Yes. P****d out my mouth for a week.

So what's the bad, bad news?

It's stew.

Yeah, I don't know why you guys don't like it.

You don't even like it.

Yes, I do. Have another spoonful then. No, actually, I'm good. I'm full.

Think I might just have one of your spring rolls just to soak up the stew.

Absolutely not. Not until you admit that your stew is awful.

Bob.

Karen.

Fine. The stew is rank. Okay?

We'll just have to save the rest for Bobblehead's birthday.

I'm sorry, that is child cruelty.

Saying I have a bobblehead is also child cruelty.

It's not cruel, it's just factual.

You had an exceedingly large head, especially when you were a child.

Having you was like pushing out a giant wrecking ball out of my vajayjay. Ugh.

It was a crime scene. It's your dad.

I'm not getting involved. I am Geneva.

Look, I know we are super fun to hang out with.

Mm-hmm.

But you went back at the beginning of the year, and you've still not had anyone

over.

What about Ruby? Huh? You like Ruby.

You did.

Is it because you feel

like you're different? I got the all clear 10 months ago.

Yeah, but it can still affect you in other ways.

Maybe you feel like, I don't know, an outsider.

It's not my fault they all got weird.

Look, can we have a conversation without you getting all fired up?

This isn't an attack on you. It feels like you're attacking me. Oh, my God.

Look, I--

Okay. We think it might be good if you could be around people who've been through

what you've been through. Now, can you please keep an open mind?

Oh, no f*****g way. You haven't even read it.

Bob, why don't you get the website up?

Yes, yes, yes.

It's where kids come to kid. You got on with the kids on the ward. It's chemo camp.

What? That's a bit un-PC, Ivy. Bob. It's literally freak camp. Dad, tell her.

Will you please just have a read of this, okay?

I thought you were Geneva. Look, your dad worked really hard trying to secure you a

place. What? You've already spoken to them? Dad, what the f**k?

I just answered the question.

What question? Is my freak daughter weird enough to come to your stupid camp?

Ivy, no one's calling you a freak. I just called them on the off chance to see if

they had a last-minute space.

Did they?

Yeah, they did.

Ugh. I'm not going. Look, it's four weeks throughout August. That's it.

And look, if you hate it, you can just come home.

Yeah, we really think it'd be good for you. Wow, you guys pity me.

Ivy, we don't pity you.

Sorry I'm not sick anymore. What does that mean?

Having a sick daughter isn't the only way for you two to be interesting.

Ivy, that is really immature.

I don't want to be the person people feel sorry for all the time.

Nobody feels sorry for you. Trust me, you're a pain in the a*s.

We're worried about you. Why are you worried about me?

Because you're just becoming... What?

Karen.

Unavailable, okay? Emotionally.

You're distancing yourself from everything and everyone. Oh.

Ivy.

Exactly.

You were to meet me here.

I just had to talk.

Same thing.

You know, you're just like your mother. Stubborn as a stuck zip.

I can't have you miserable.

I'm not miserable.

Sure, just hanging out on your bedroom floor for fun.

We're just looking out for you, pal.

Did you even look at the website?

Yeah, it looks great. Apparently, you get to make a fire with sticks.

Sounds pretty cool.

Dad.

It won't work.

You know you can call us whenever you want.

Or you can just come home.

She's not 12, Bob.

I think we need a little bit of...

Oh.

Oh, yes. Absolutely not.

Oh, Karen. Here we go.

No. Absolutely no way.

Am I serenading you? I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. It's our sacred rule, Ivy.

No, I'm not doing this anymore.

Whenever your dad... Do you see them, Karen?

Come on, Ivy.

Yay.

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, I love it. Pow. I love it.

That's it.

Oh, my mom.

I'm on a wheel. Yeah.

I feel like dancin'. I'm on a wheel. Yes, ma'am. I wanna take a chance.

I'm too picky by the way. You think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe

getaway. I don't feel like dancin' no sir, no dancin' today.

I feel like dancin', dancin'. If I can ever find a better thing to do.

I feel like dancin', dancin'. I can take it when I'm in the mood.

I feel like dancin', dancin'. I look at the floor and the wall and the band that's

down with you.

City

come and city goes just like the old empires.

When all you do is change, it blows back all that first attire.

Got so many colors, make a blind man so confused.

Then why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose?

So I just pretend that I know which way you're heading.

And I'm gonna build a home up in your mind.

So please understand when I say you clap your hands.

You stick around I'll show you how to fly.

But I don't feel like dancin' when the old show's in a blaze.

Oh, I take a drag and I get lost the way you do.

I feel like dancin' but I'd rather blow a little soft-shoe

getaway.

Oh, Ivy, look.

Oh, turn it down.

Look.

Turn that piece down. It's so embarrassing. Okay. Okay. Thank you.

Well, they look nice.

Don't stare. Why don't you go over and say hello? Stop. I beg you as your sister.

What? They could be your friends.

Look, don't judge a book. Don't embarrass me. Don't embarrass me.

Look, I think you'll find it's my job. No, Mum, please don't. Hey. Please don't.

Excuse me. Hi. Hi there. Why would you do this? Hey, guys.

Just to say, this is my daughter, Ivy, and she is fun, okay?

Plus, she could probably drink all of you f*****s under the table, and she's got a

massive bottle of vodka in her bag, okay?

I'm pretty sure vodka's not allowed at camp.

Oh, no, no, I'm just joking. I'm joking

Really?

No, no, no, no, not really.

I just want my tequila go anyway.

Hi.

I'm Bob.

Nice to meet you. I'm the dad.

Oh, yeah, cool.

We spoke on the phone.

Nice. I hate them. He's kind of fit though, isn't he?

I mean, a bit pasty, but cute. No?

It's not my type.

Well, you were bald two years ago, you weren't our type. I'm gonna miss you.

They start chanting everywhere we go. People always ask us. I want it.

No. Well, at least give it a go. Look, I've transferred you an extra 50, and also

put some condoms in your bag as well.

Oh, Mom.

Actually, let me go and tell them about the night you were conceived.

What? No, no.

We're not the same age. Just give me five.

We love you.

Yeah, love you too.

Bye.

Bye. I love you. Bye.

Okay, come on.

Oh, Dad, I got it.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay. Come here. I transferred you an extra 50 just in case.

Thank you.

And call me if you need anything. I can be here straightaway.

Okay. What did you say to him?

Oh, I was just making sure the guy's not a psychopath.

Just like you.

Hey, oy, you. Look, any of y*u f**k with my daughter, okay, cancer will be the

least of your worries. All right? Yes, especially you,

Mr.

Significant Other.

Welcome to CRF Camp. Can I get a hell yeah?

Hell yeah.

Wow, okay. I think we can do a little better than that. Can I get a hell yeah?

Hell yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. For those of you who have not had the pleasure to

meet me yet, I am the camp president, AKA Patrick.

Sup? So I see we have some returning campers. Hello, welcome back.

There's also some new faces. Hello. Over there I see one.

Hey, let's have all the new faces come forward. New faces initiation time.

Come on, don't be nervous. We're all weird here, but in a good way, I promise.

Eh, eh, eh, eh.

Let's all give the new campers a big CRF Camp welcome.

Two, three, four. Thank you to new campers for coming all this way.

We hope you have a fun time and really like to stay. Hey.

Welcome to new campers, one thing we'd like to say.

Welcome to new campers, hi, hello, and

hey. Nailed it. Great. All right. Thanks.

You guys can go back. Our itinerary this summer is unlike any you have seen before,

and this year we are going even bigger with the annual talent show.

This is compulsory for everyone, so make sure to get your noodles working on ideas

to impress our special guest judge. Behind me is my amazing team.

They are here to help out in whatever way you might need.

So without further ado, let's meet them, shall we? Can I get a whoop whoop?

Whoop whoop.

All right, your first.

Hi. For all the new people, I'm Tristan. I'm head of outdoors.

I'll be doing the activities with you from archery to mountain climbing.

I'm Lucy. I'm a trained therapist and counselor.

I, unlike the talent show, I'm not compulsory, but I am here if you need.

It is really important that you let me know if any of your medication has

changed. I've got a list, but it's a lot.

This is Michael, this is Polly, this is Alice, and they are CRF-ing amazing.

But now it is the time that you guys have all been waiting for. I know.

Posted on the notice board is tonight's activities and, most importantly, who is

sleeping where. So go, take a look, and grab a map, and grab a T-shirt, and grab a

CRF Camp cap.

What are you waiting for? Go, go, go.

They're great, aren't they?

They're a bit patronizing.

Some would say inspirational, but hope you like your roommate.

Where's Alana?

She's not coming back this year.

As in, like, she's not coming or she's not coming back?

Ah, f**k. S**t. She was nice. You with me, Rash?

You smell that? Homesickness and discipline.

You're an actual freak. And I'm stuck with you again.

Look, just don't do any more of your tarot b******t, okay?

It's not my fault your s**t aura got you bad cards.

It said death was near.

Yeah.

Go on then.

Ah. You hit me in the boob.

Is this where I'm coming?

Hello.

Ivy.

What are you doing?

I make a video every camp.

Yeah?

Mm.

Get any great lava falls at activities today?

No, not really, but wait. Have a look at this money shot I got with Tristan.

Yeah, pause it.

Mm.

That's some stalker s**t.

It's all of him.

What? It's not all of him.

Mostly him.

I think he's got nice hands.

Hands?

Yeah. Yeah, he's got like those hot nails that look like clams.

Clam nails.

Mm.

Right.

You still got your V plates?

The f**k? V plates?

Yeah, V card. Yeah, untapped resource, blank CD, snow dragon window vir.

It's actually part of why I came here. Virgino take.

You came to chemo camp to lose your virginity?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, take off the old stabilizers.

You're pretty though, it'd be easy.

What? Wait, you think I'm pretty?

Yeah, I guess.

Are you trying it on?

No. What?

Sorry. I actually just watched Blue is the Warmest Color. I mean, Lance, I do.

I'm not saying I wouldn't.

So what are you, bi or something?

Eh, don't really have a type. Just

sort of whatever really.

Just as long as they breathe, yeah?

See? I knew we'd be friends.

Oh, but you're not my type though.

No?

No. Ooh, a bit ugh.

Oh, what a shame. I'm going to sleep now.

Night, roomie.

I'm on the pill.

What?

Yeah, it helps with my acne. Also, you know, just in case.

Yeah. Good to be prepared.

Oh, God. You just get me.

Tristan is hot though, isn't he?

He's all right, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, this is my year. This is my year.

Thanks very much.

Ah. Hello, stranger.

You want to come sit with us?

Who?

Us. The squad. Yeah, we come over here.

Or are you just going to keep staring at them like a stalker?

Da, da, da, da. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Funny guy, Ralph.

O*, f**k my life.

Name.

I- Ivy.

I'm not a mind reader, Ivy O.

Pritchard.

Four tablets of Dex twice a day. Alerotc, new hair.

Yep.

Well, if you change your mind, Ivy Pritchard. We should be over there. See ya.

Hey.

Who's that girl over there? What's your favorite person?

And that's how I bounced back. They asked if I wanted paying, but I said

that if my story could inspire just one person here today, then that's payment

enough for me.

Wow. Inspirational.

All right, you know what it's time for. Q and A's. You guys have your Q's ready?

Because she is filled with A's. Anyone? Don't be shy. Come on, ask a question.

Can you make money from doing social media?

Yes, through paid advertisements.

Paid advert-- Who knew?

Yeah. Can you become a millionaire from it?

Maybe, if you work really, really hard.

Do you make money from it, or just from these talks?

Oh, I don't get paid for these.

So why do them?

Let's let everyone have a go. Ivy?

Well, it makes me feel better helping people like you.

Oh, so we're charity to you?

Yes.

No, no. No.

I just don't think coming to a camp for kids affected by cancer and saying you want

to inspire us all is right.

Well, I said my story can, not me.

And what story was that? Sorry. That your parents paid for your amazing gap year

abroad?

Ivy, that's enough.

Someone's clearly on their period.

Well, I won't be the only one bleeding if you say that again.

Don't look so surprised. Oh, wait, sorry. You can't.

F**k you.

F**k me?

F**k you, you grief tourist.

Ivy, to my office now.

Hey, okay. Everybody, calm down, please. You threatened her.

I hardly threatened her.

You said you'd make her bleed.

She told a kid with cancer to f**k o*f.

Shh.

I am having trouble trying to work out whether I can keep you here after that

performance.

Keep me here? What, am I a pet?

She was patronizing us.

She was trying to inspire you all.

Wow, you clearly have a warped f*****g view of what's inspiring, then.

I think I've done pretty well so far.

196 kids have come through here, and CRF has made their lives better.

Well, I'm sorry, I'm not going to be 197.

F**k this f*****g camp and your stupid p**o wall. T**t.

I'm sorry. It's not a p**o wall.

When you say sorry as a kid, it makes the problem just go away.

It's like a magic word. But as you get older, it doesn't have quite the same power.

I promised my parents that I'd try.

Look, let's start over.

I'm Patrick, the camp president.

Hi, I'm Ivy. I've been in remission for 10 months.

Hi, Ivy.

I think it might be a wise idea for you to have a talk with Lucy.

I don't need therapy.

If you want to stay here after all of that, you-

What time is my therapy?

Good question. 8:00, right before breakfast at 9:00.

8:30.

8:00.

This is prison.

I know it's early, but you can talk.

I've got nothing to say.

Why are you here?

Because Patrick wanted me to be here.

No, at camp. Why are you at camp?

Oh, my parents.

Ah.

Doesn't work if we just do stuff to make other people happy.

Patrick told me that you're not getting involved.

What do you mean, not getting involved? It's jarring.

Have you done much therapy before?

Yeah, I've tried it.

That's a good start.

No, it didn't work. I'm sure it works for some people, it just didn't work for me.

It's a shame that you feel that way.

Can you just talk to me directly rather than talking through me?

I feel like you're not talking to me like a human being. It's really annoying.

Is that something that you feel often?

No.

So why do you think therapy didn't work for you before?

I think that I was trying to outsmart her.

I just said what she wanted to hear, and

maybe I was smarter.

That just seems like a waste of your money and of her time, no?

Do you think you're smarter than me?

I don't know yet, Lucy.

Okay.

We'll give it time then. Can I ask you that question from before again?

Do you often feel like people speak to you like you're not human?

C59.

A wild Ivy. Where were you this morning, wild Ivy?

Going for a walk.

Mm. You like your walks, don't you?

Can you stop filming me?

No.

She freaks me out.

Mm.

Apparently, she can sniff out cancer like a truffle pig, but for tumors.

Oh, tumor, tumor. I almost died.

Oh, it's like a well-known CRF thing.

Like this one year, she sniffed out the cancer of this junior, and he actually

relapsed.

Yeah, I know.

Like her nose has just kind of like adjusted.

Mind if I sit here? I always like to meet the new campers.

Yes. I mean, like, yes, please. But not like, please.

I don't want you to please sit. I don't give a s**t if you sit. Just sit.

Ella was just telling me that Brenda can sniff out cancer like a pig.

Well, no, not quite.

That's bold.

It's just like a rumor that I've heard.

No way.

What?

Is that a Panasonic HC-VXF1?

Yeah.

I used to have one of these when I was a kid. Sick.

She's a good one. It's like got great

zoom. Yeah, it's like 32 times.

Yeah, it says it on the top.

Oh. Right. Well...

Mine was the exact same, just red.

Oh my God, I love red.

I will go.

Yeah, go sit down.

If you want.

Oh, no. Avoid the scrambled egg. They microwave it, so it tastes like

car tires.

It's left.

It literally says right on the map. Look at it. Look at it. D f*****g 3.

Yeah, that's a d**k.

That's what the f*****g trigger-

Like pale is a bad look.

Give it to Rashvest, he knows how to map read. It's DF.

They don't mean the pale thing in a mean way, by the way.

I don't know. It's over there.

Sorry. I just didn't want you to get offended or think we're all d***s.

I'm not offended.

All right, but you do think we're all d***s.

No, we've all been coming to CRF for years, and we just keep coming back.

It's got that effect.

I'm not so sure.

Yeah. You were funny at the talk yesterday.

Personally, I thought she was very inspiring.

Your roommate.

No. So it's Ralph and Maisie, and then me and Rashvest.

Why is he called Rashvest?

Because he wore a rash vest once and it stuck.

Your rash vest?

The name.

Right, I should probably go make sure they don't actually murder each other.

A wild Ivy beams after Jake talks to her.

No way. Where's your pretty boy?

You know, I'm out tonight, so you've got free in case you want to bring him around

to, you know.

We've barely spoken, and he's not my type, and I wouldn't be his anyway.

Oh, true.

Not going to ask where I'm going?

Where are you going, Ella?

Oh, just Tristan asked me to help him set up the activities for tomorrow.

He asked you?

Kind of.

So you asked him

If I don't come back, don't come looking for me. He's not interested in you.

Oh, just slow and steady.

And maybe give us a shot. We might not actually hate everyone here.

Bella? Thanks for asking. I found my long-lost twin.

Turns out we've got a rich dad in America. Hmm, that's a great movie.

I don't fit in here.

Okay, well, have you tried? Yeah, my roommate's weird. Oh, why is she weird?

She does weird s**t, like... Oh. So I take it that's not your thing.

Is it anyone's thing? Do you know what your thing is? Nope.

Well, maybe if you got involved, you might figure it out. Got involved.

What do you want to achieve here? What does Patrick want me to achieve here?

I think

Patrick probably wants you to be a little bit less angry at the world.

I'm not angry at the world.

I'm not angry at the world. Great.

So where do you want to start? I don't know. That's your job. Okay.

Where were you when you found out you had leukemia?

It's run by

Big Pharma.

What's James going to do?

Oh, well, well, well, it's the period camper.

Sorry, s**t joke. You destroyed that influencer.

You've all met my roommate, Ivy, right? She's a bit weird, but you get used to it.

Anyway, at least you got a f*****g Make-A-Wish.

I just felt more sorry for me.

B******t. It's only because you lost a kidney.

Well, Rash Ras got one, too, okay? He went to Lapland and has both kidneys.

What was yours, Ivy? Oh, she's so Disney.

No way. No s**t. You actually chose Disney?

How did you know that was Disney?

No, it's a slightly rebellious bit. The childhood trauma is just screaming.

What's your star sign? Leo. Lion. Yeah, she's been Disney.

Lion King.

Yeah, to be fair, you are very Disney. What does that mean?

F**k!

Oh, my God. And they chose the meanest nurse possible.

What the

heaven.

Well,

if it isn't my favorite group.

We love you, Brian.

Brenda.

Brent.

Do you need me to help you take it?

Aw.

Ooh, low blow. When Ralph was younger, Brenda had to hold him down to take his

medication. Yeah, it was torture. I'm 17 now, Bruce.

Whoa! Whoa! Oh, yeah.

Very funny. I'll tell Patrick.

Oh, no. Oh, no, don't tell Patrick. Oh, don't tell Patrick, please.

We love it, really.

What does TRF stand for?

George Romney. Cancer Ruins Families?

Cox. Women. Are we still sneaking out later?

Definitely. All right, ready?

We have to go. I know. What if we get caught? Tristan will hate me.

Tristan will be fine.

He asked me to help him set up again for tomorrow. Ella, you're being desperate.

I shaved. You did what? I shaved. He's 24. And I'm 18 soon, and he's my type.

A pulse is your type.

Hmm.

Please, can you just come? Please. Why do you want to go so bad?

Because I want you so bad. It'll just be fun. What?

Jake is like a brother to me, but he's got his issues. What do you mean?

He

gets panicky.

Sometimes he just needs to be put on ice, you know?

So you'll come?

Fine. Yes. But if T calls, then I'm gone. Deal. Fine.

Deal. Do you want to do makeup or something? Oh, my God.

I've got a makeup- No, no, no, no. Ivy. I take that back. I take that back.

I take that back. Okay. Lipstick. No. Lip gloss. Oh, my God. No, I have a vision.

No longer, no longer.

What you ask.

Stranger steps.

Heels turn black.

The sandals, the sandals, they line the path.

And these strange steps.

Take us back, take us back.

Flow sweetly. Hang heavily.

You suddenly complete me. You suddenly

complete me. Flow sweetly.

Hang heavily. You suddenly complete me.

They never tell you you're going to die.

They always just say they'll do all they can to prevent you from dying. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like, "Excuse me, doc, do you have a spare spinal cord?"

How close were you, Maisie? The doctor gave me a year, neuroblastoma.

But you beat that, though, didn't you? Hard as f**k.

You become a chance, don't you? And then if you survive, you become a statistic.

One in f*****g 10.

When people talk to you, they know how you feel. My grandma died of cancer, too.

I don't think your grandma's the same as my 14-year-old best mate. Yeah.

What's worse than going down on your grandma?

Hitting your head on the lid of her coffin on the way up.

Oh, my God. You're actually sick in the head.

I think the worst thing is stay positive.

That is a crazy thing to say to someone. You're sitting there, right?

You've got a catheter coming out your c**k-

... and some nurse is coming up like, "Just maybe just stay positive."

Yeah, cancer muggles.

I definitely hit like a water snake into all the teacups.

Have you ever been cancer ghosted? Yeah. People you least expect just disappear.

Yeah. Yeah. I just had that. Why? It sucks.

It's like they forget how to be around you. What the f**k are you two doing?

Sorry, your finger's out of spark.

Who is sniffing your finger? Who is sniffing your fingers?

I don't know. Patrick?

I hope he doesn't sniff your fingers. Right. Who's first? I'll go.

No, way. Oh, God, I'm not going next.

It's me. Right. Cut the deck wherever. Wherever? Yep.

Oh.

The moon. The moon.

You feel confused- Ivy ... and vulnerable. Full of self-doubt.

Mate, it's not all as it seems. Oh, my God. Feel the fear and do it anyway.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it must be T. Who? Tristan. Oh.

You've been trying it with this guy for two years. No. No.

He has to be someone who does something new. No.

He looked me dead in the eyes the other day when he said wet kit.

Tristan?

Yeah.

Ella, he's been the outdoor activity chief since he was 18 years old.

No, no, no.

He's not interested.

Slow and steady wins the race, yeah? The tortoise and the hare.

There's no way I'm working at camp when I'm f*****g 18, man.

If you get to 18, you will f*****g drown or do something wild. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What the f**k are you doing?

I'm drowning or doing something wild.

What, tonight?

Right f*****g now.

Let's go.

Guys, come on, it's unsafe.

We can see you. Don't make us call Patrick.

Now let's get him out, it's time. Oh, no, Brian's going down.

Come this way. Come on.

She different today.

Different?

Happier. Yeah? Yeah. I usually miserable, am I? Yeah, a little.

Maybe it's our influence. Yeah, because we're always so fun.

To be fair, we are pretty good.

Maisie, Ralph, and Martina. But- Yeah? What makes you so cool, cool guy?

My impressively trained water skills.

You're trying so hard to stay afloat. I have my 21st swimming lesson. I have to go.

It's on my toe. Straight in.

O*, f**k.

Refreshing.

What?

I feel like I don't know you, really. Happy we're taking over here.

Ask away. Remission? Four years. Ten months. Newbie. Lymphoma.

Ooh, hot. Yeah. Give me it. Remission? You said I didn't...

Had a stem cell transplant. Did you? Who from? From my sister.

She was a perfect fit. So you're half lady.

Yes. I'm actually Jaqueta. Jaqueta. Jaqueta.

No. What? Take off my hat. What? Why?

Because I have a big head with my hair straight. But you always have a big head.

Oi. So you're trying to play with me. No. Actually, I can't unsee that.

F*****g gargantuan.

What I didn't realize, a nice side effect of lymphoma,

was having stupidly blue eyes and a big head. Oh, really? Nice. Yeah.

Stupid, are they? Yeah, they're stupid.

Shut up.

Did you put these up?

No. When I was growing it out, I thought I could pull off a pixie cut.

Girl, I just look better bald.

Don't they, JD, purple? Yeah. I thought, "Oh, God. You know what?

Let me just draw more attention to my s**t hair." Idiot.

That chemo just changed it. Don't grow for s**t now.

Bet you got cute chemo curls. No, I just went bright blonde.

But when I was bald, my head did grow, like, 10 exercises. No joke.

I wore a beanie for a bit. No. No, I looked like a bowling ball- No ...

wearing a turtleneck. Flat out. No. You were a beanie kid.

What? Just kidding.

Oh, my God. You just dropped like a 3 out of 10. No. A beanie kid. Oh.

Beanie's for hat fishes. What is a hat fish?

Those people who only look good in hats.

"Hello, I only look good in a f*****g hat." Well, I didn't look good in a f*****g

hat. Oh.

Did people at school shave their head for you?

No, I wasn't that popular. It was overrated.

When we're all bald, we actually all look pretty similar. That's the point, no?

All united. No. No, I wanted a special bald. Yeah, that was my thing.

How did you find yours?

When I was 13, I had this pinched nerve feeling in my

spine. Mum took me to hospital, and then blah, blah, blah. It was f*****g s**t.

Yeah.

Yeah, the doctor said I'd potentially be paralyzed from the neck down.

That scared the s**t out of me, so.

So since then, I've thought, "Oh, well, might as well make use of these hot parts

while I can still move, whilst I'm still here, right?"

Okay, I'm going to the wet kit room. Have you got any wet s**t you need me to dry?

Oh, I don't know. No just me when I see two. Are you horny all the time?

You are about to be 18. How are you not horny all the time?

I actually just turned 17. Yeah. Well, I guess only losers have their virginity at

18, so we need to get a little wriggle on, eh?

In a way, I guess, like, when I was ill, I was scared I never would.

It's nice to see you happy.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, we haven't heard from you for ages.

Sorry, I've been busy.

Just wanted to make sure you haven't murdered anyone.

Not yet.

And how about friends? Have you made any new friends?

Yeah, actually, I have. A few.

Oh, yeah. That's so great.

Good.

It's Ivy.

Ivy.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, how you doing?

It's really good. I've actually got this day trip thing tomorrow.

Oh, where to? That's so cool.

Just the local town. Us freaks have to interact with normal people.

Oh, well, don't bite anyone. We know what you get like.

We're doing great, by the way. Thanks for asking.

Yeah, we've sold all your stuff. Your room's now a spare room.

Yeah, we use it as a sex den.

You look great, Ivy.

Okay, I've got to go or something's come up. What? No. Sorry.

Love you. Bye.

I love you. Bye. Talk to you soon.

Love you. Bye.

Love you.

Shut up.

Did they say don't bite?

No.

You look a biter.

Shut up.

Sorry, do you mind if I...

I'm just going to hang my jacket up there, just in front of the convenient room.

No, I'm not getting with you in the wet kit room. It smells like bum hole.

What?

Better? Uh-huh.

I want you to feel like you can tell me anything.

I've got sudden feelings for you, glad I said that. Shut up.

That was cringe though.

If you wouldn't talk to me, I'd say to you. No, probably wouldn't.

Yes, yes.

Wait, let me do the honors. No, you're embellishing on your own name there, and I

got us six tickets. Shut up. Trust me.

Hey.

Did it hurt?

What?

When you fell from heaven, baby.

Yeah, it did, sweetheart. Tickets are 10 quid each for adults, and 18-

Just listen to me, Mama.

Just give us some tickets.

Well, we haven't got any money.

Well, I can't help you then.

Please.

Jesus Christ.

No money, no ticket. Ralph. Ralph, it's okay. Hey, Ralph, you all right?

Go join the group, okay?

Go join the group. Yeah. Sorry about him. It's okay. Next time. From here.

See how he does without me.

From the camp just down the road. CRF then? Yeah, that's the one. CRF Camp.

The camp for kids that nearly died of

cancer.

I lost a ball. All of you. Yeah. Riddled.

Go on then. See you soon.

Yes.

Don't you... Take yours off.

What are you playing?

I'll

protect you. Oh my God, this is f*****g s**t. Oh, no, no, no.

Woo.

Ralph, are you okay?

There's the guy from camp. We never

get a response.

I think maybe we go-

No, I'm okay. I'm okay.

You stay.

All right.

You'll be great.

I'll take your bag. Can we bring the bear on this?

Oh.

Yeah, we'll do a bear badge today.

Hi, CRF recruit.

All right.

It's my face paint. Look, it's the Cancer Avengers.

Oh, they must've got the wrong stage or whatever.

I'm talking to you, you f*****g chemo gremlin.

Whoa.

Come on, listen here.

Ooh, what did you say to me, bizarre?

I'll make you wish you'd wrapped it.

Oh, what are you going to do, a tiger? Do they paint your rhymes?

Oh, here we go.

Yeah, sure.

All right, don't push me.

Oh.

Oh, s**t.

Let's go.

You're

standing at the line

Give everything to me

Oh, I lie Changing every day

In every possible way

And last but not least, Ivy.

The rest of you can go back to your cabins, as we are canceling all camp

activities.

This is very serious.

Mm-hmm.

Never before in CRF history, has... Really? Is that funny, Jake?

Utterly unacceptable.

The others have given me a pretty clear idea of what happened.

Yeah, those people were d***s.

It's not about them. It's about how you all represented this camp.

What the f**k did you want us to do?

Look, don't swear. Whether you are in here or out there, you represent this camp

and what it stands for.

I think getting called a r****d and freak is pretty out of line.

Again, they're not in the camp, so-

You just want us to get the p**s taken out of us.

That's not what I-

F*****g take it all the time.

Well, you-

We're pretty tired of doing it. I mean, all the time-

Let me speak, Ivy. Let me speak

... Don't shout at me. Geez, wow.

Ever since you arrived here, you have been nothing but a brat.

A brat? Wow.

I gave you one last chance, and you have gone and blown it.

Do you get a kick out of this?

Out of what?

This camp. Lording it up all summer. Don't you have something better to do?

We help people here.

It's just a petty existence for your wanting thing to be camp.

Don't you have a family or something?

I have a wife and three kids, Ivy.

Great, well, go and hang out with them. It's summer. Take them on holiday.

Take a chill pill.

My older two are away at university,

and my youngest

would've been 17.

Your age.

You see that one, in the middle?

Little boy, yellow shirt.

That's Oscar.

He was nine, and he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma,

and he didn't lose his battle. He won,

every day, for three years.

For three years, my little boy suffered,

and I can assure you that there is nothing harder than watching your child's heart

stop

while yours gets to carry on.

This camp is not just about surviving.

It is about giving people who have lost the ability to, a shot at truly living.

So, yeah,

that's what I do, Ivy. That's my petty existence.

You can go.

Activities will resume for you all tomorrow.

I'm really sorry about Oscar.

They're all the ones who didn't make it.

I hate to burst your bubble, Ivy, but some kids aren't as lucky as you.

And you might have forgotten, but you were sick once, and there was a time when you

would've wanted to be this girl at this camp more than anything in the world.

Can I watch it?

No.

So why you making it then?

It's just for the mems, so I remember everything.

Oi, oi, Griffin.

Why didn't you use the door?

Go on, get in. Go on.

All right.

Look, this just got more authentic.

Patrick said not to use these.

Ah, shut up.

I didn't know Patrick was in here.

Where's Jake?

Lover boy.

Shut up.

I think he was just really tired.

Have they f****d yet?

No, they haven't, and she's also in a foul f*****g mood.

Come on, mate, have some of this.

So, have you and Jake done anything?

We've kissed.

Was it good?

Of course, he's good.

Lashes.

You can't play that. If Patrick hears, we're gonna be so dead.

Oh, don't worry.

Patrick won't.

Ouch. Can you p**s on your period? Because of, um-

The-

I don't know where it f*****g goes

... pad.

Yeah, the pad.

Pad. Doesn't stick to your vag, does it?

Where do you think that it goes?

Well, it sticks to your little flappy bits.

Not the actual lip bit, but the sort of the upper thigh.

Thigh. Hey, hey, hey.

You said flappy bits.

Archie, you're laughing. Where do you think it goes?

I've got two sisters. I know where it goes.

Come on, then.

You've got two sisters?

Yeah, where?

Are they fit?

Just, you know, cuts around the-

What? Like a nanny?

Like a nanny.

No.

It sticks to your pants, you f*****g idiot.

What? I've got two sisters.

Oh, no.

Either of you ever even seen a tampon?

Yeah, I bought some for my mom, actually. There's lemon and there's lime flavor.

There is not different flavors.

Wait, have you got any?

I've got some strawberry ones in the cupboard.

Right, prepare for a lesson, both of you.

Please don't come out naked.

I'm obviously not coming out naked, you idiot, but naked.

Right, budge over. Lesson one, put that in there. Not that way.

No, that way around. Press it in.

Smells like a bean.

Now hold the string. Hold the string, though.

Hold it in.

Hold the string.

It's huge.

Rah. And that's inside you?

I use moon cups, but you're clearly not ready for that yet.

What's a moon cup?

For nighttime.

Oh.

Yeah, probably for nighttime.

Just put it out.

I get some tow ropes in.

Put it out. Yank it. Yank it.

Put the whole thing in.

Careful.

Oh, here we go.

I find that I replace sleep with stress It's my life and I've been playing chess

It's prime time, now I gotta just play press On my journey I'm up on the move And

shorty might call when she up off the juice Oh well I'm working on me, you should

work on yourself Remember my face, bet it's somebody else Now I'm out of the

picture, rip up the scripture We did it though I feel like I've been there and

lived in hell I swear that I mean it, I'm done with these hoes I swear that I mean

it, I'm done with these hoes

Hello?

Jake, are you okay?

I didn't want to wake you. I didn't want to wake you. I'm sorry.

No, it's fine. Where are you?

I didn't want to call. I didn't...

You're fine. You're fine. Keep breathing. Just breathe. Try to breathe.

I don't know. Just-

Are you in your cabin?

I'm freaking out.

Jake, where the f**k are you?

I'm in the woods. I'm

in the woods.

Okay, stay where you are. Okay, hang on.

Jake. Jake. F**k.

F**k. Jake. Jake. Jake.

I'm

sorry.

I'm

sorry.

You look like a heroin addict.

It's the girls' nights.

They always get me. It's all the Victoria's Secret perfume.

Just try not to think of a warm salmon milkshake.

F*****g b***h.

Why don't you just chill at camp today, Ralph?

No.

I got to see Jake try it with you. Let's call it your drama.

Maybe you're preggers.

Righty, campers. Are we ready?

Yeah.

Survival Island is that island over there.

If you need to come back, you sound this siren.

We will come and get you. On the island, you will find logs for a fire, pans,

tents, tarpaulins, and you have your sleeping bags inside the boat.

This is a fun team-building activity.

Top tip: make sure you put your ground tarpaulin under your tents.

Been there before. No one wants a soggy bottom.

Hmm.

Now, let's get you into the boats. We're going to have two a piece.

Choose a boat whenever you're ready.

Oh, I was going to share with Jake, is that okay? Yeah. That's fine. All right.

I'm sharing with Ralph.

Looks like it's you and me then, Rashy.

This

is f*****g gross.

Just be grateful.

Why do they make us do this? It's tradition. It makes you resilient, apparently.

I think chemo was easier.

Did you even have chemo?

Fine. Radio, then.

At least one morning, no Brenda.

I'll be Brenda tomorrow morning and force-feed you tablets.

What meds are you on, Ivy? Doxil. What was yours? Um, AML when I was 14.

Four rounds of chemo.

Just come back?

Not yet.

What are you doing?

Secret rule. Whenever you're sad, you have to do this dance. It's...

So just go with me.

What is this? Trust me. Trust me. It'll make you feel better.

Okay, you have to teach us then.

Ivy. Shoulder, shoulder, shoulder.

Round, round, round. Then you have to go like that. Get up, you.

You go up and then you're like, what's the second highest peak there?

Mount... What's that? Chicken Peak?

I'm English. Then you do like a Charleston step thing.

Charleston.

You go for an hour. It doesn't matter what order. We're going to go up, down.

Go, go. You do like a

little tap.

You do this, like a

point. Point, point, point, point.

What?

And then go back. And then like this. No dancing today. Okay, then you turn around.

You get in

front,

you get in

front. Come on, Ralph. Yeah. Good job.

Now you're going to be so sad. Sad as you've been in your entire life and then

happier. You're going to scream.

Like that?

Scream.

I know we take the p**s out of it, right?

And

we make fun of it, but I think CRF

is like the only place where people like us

feel like us.

Yeah.

And there's f*****g 10 days left.

Until next year.

What'll we do all day?

Well,

we can

take over from Tristan

and then Patrick,

and we'll run camp until we're like 70 and wrinkly and

gross.

That might be a little bit sad.

No, it'll be nice. And you don't want to be here and there and

everywhere, traveling around.

So,

yeah.

It might be our only option, actually.

Just stay here.

Yeah. I can't believe you're thinking about losing me.

It's too late for that.

I like you a lot. A lot, a lot.

I like you, too. A lot,

a lot.

So we can stop anytime.

Have you done this before?

Would it matter if I had?

No.

Have you?

Would it matter if I had?

Oh, s**t.

What?

F**k.

What?

I didn't bring my f*****g-

What? Come on

... condoms.

Oh, I got some. No, wait.

There's no-

No, wait. Let me find them. They're my mom's.

No, no, no.

What?

No, they're mine. She just bought them for me. My mom's actually.

Okay.

Just like lube.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Let it go.

F**k.

I just wanna get back with you. I just

wanna

get back with you.

Wake up.

My mind's on you.

Oh.

Caffeine. Do you need that crossword clue?

We could build ours. Away from here. You and me.

In the middle of nowhere. That chorus

on repeat.

S**t. Have you got anything to wipe with?

Do you want my T-shirt to mop up?

To mop up?

To, I mean, like, to dry it.

To dry it? What am I, a f*****g flowing river?

F**k.

I'm going for a swim.

Jesus.

Eddie?

Oh, I would so pile drive you in UFC.

You watch UFC?

Duh. Tap out, you b***h.

Do it. Tap out.

No.

I'd have you in a best of three.

No way.

Mm-hmm. You saw me punch that guy at the fun fair.

Yeah, my point exactly.

Oh.

All right. Oh, I'm just going to bed. Sorry I, like, teased that or something.

Oh, my God.

Right you are.

That was really cool the way you stood up for me.

I

really like you.

Oh. Okay. How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many?

One, and then 12 to say how inspiring it was.

Uh, doctor says it's all in your head. Bad news is, it's brain cancer.

What have you and cancer got in common?

Uh, I don't know.

No one wants you inside them.

Oh.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

Sorry to, did I cross a line there?

I don't think you saw the line, mate. I think you're just so far past it.

Yeah. That's red card behavior. You're gonna get sent home early from camp. Yeah.

Good thing I leave in the morning.

Ha ha.

I'm serious.

What do you mean you leave in the morning?

I head home tomorrow.

We can get over the joke, Ralph.

Sorry.

Test from home came back.

Got a call from Brenda.

I'm back in the hospital at the end of the week.

O*, f**k, I'm so sick of tests.

For the next 24 hours, can we just pretend I'm okay?

Yeah?

Yeah.

I think Brenda smelled it out of me.

You always had a s****y aura, to be fair. Yeah.

At least we've got the camp disco to go back to.

I'd rather leave now.

No, no.

No, we'll have the night of your life.

Hmm?

Vomiting after two sips. Cheap date.

We all heard you, by the way, last night.

Well, I was- Well, I know. I know. Oh.

This is so new. The Campers 5 part two. Featuring the Platinum Man.

And this time, we going nationwide.

Come on, you guys promised me a big night out. CRA Camp disco is a big night out.

O*, f**k this. We're going out out. 20 minutes or I will kill myself. Jesus.

Jake, just go with him. He's gonna end up dead in a bush somewhere otherwise.

Yeah, you guys should go. You should both go. Yeah.

And what, you lovebirds are gonna dance?

No, I don't dance.

Guys, look what Tristan gave me. I know. It's so flowy.

Looking stunning as ever, Brian.

What can I get you, Raymundo?

Well, a new body would be nice.

Best I can do is this.

Only because you're my favorite.

You're gonna be good.

Some days, just punch you in the tits.

You've got this, Rachel.

Criss-cross. Criss-cross. Cha cha real smooth.

Let's go around. To the left. Take it back now, y'all.

Let's go. Walk on the beat. Come on, you lovebirds.

Bye.

All right, I'll see you later, okay?

Excuse me. Excuse me. Campers.

O*, f**k.

Where do you think you're going then?

I don't know, out?

Out where?

I don't know, anywhere.

Get inside, the three of you.

No. No, f**k you.

He doesn't mean that.

Yeah, I do.

He doesn't. Patrick.

Oh, shut up.

You once said to me that there would have been a time in my life when I was sick

that I would have wanted to be this girl here at this camp more than anything.

I did.

We live in fear of it coming back,

and he gets picked up in the morning, and who knows what's gonna happen, and that's

s**t.

So can you let him go?

Please let him go.

I'm going to count to five, and when I'm done, I expect you both to be in your

cabins, okay?

Five.

Come on. Come on.

O*, f**k.

Come on.

Four,

three,

two,

one.

I can't believe you waited up for me.

Where's Ralph?

Patrick made him sleep in the main lodge.

I carried him back, though,

all by myself.

You carried him?

Yeah. The whole, the whole way.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Wow, if you're the responsible one, he must have been really drunk.

Yeah, he was. That... He

vomited over a 35-year-old man.

Who hit you?

Our counselor.

What? He did, and I was trying to help him, and he hit me.

The hell?

I think I realized something.

What?

It's the people that make it all worth it.

Like, that's why I'm not gonna be scared.

That's pretty profound for a drunk lad.

Thank you.

I have my moments

I love you.

I love you

too.

I'm really, really sorry. And I didn't mean that. But what are you saying?

You okay?

Ready?

Mm.

Are you and me?

Yeah, we can do stuff.

Mm-hmm. It's going to be all right.

Okay.

Good feeling. I know these kids.

You must be Ivy. Yeah.

I've heard so much about you.

My chariot awaits.

Get lost. You two.

No.

I'm going to sleep, Ralph. Get in.

What?

Sayonara, m***********s.

Later, b*****d.

Bye.

My friend's gone home.

Yeah, I know.

Ralph,

lovely boy.

How does that make you feel?

S**t.

It's like we're all part of this club that no one wants to be in.

I just feel like I've been alone, you know, for a really long time.

I shouldn't have survived. I've done nothing with my life.

That's not true.

There was this guy on my ward, a couple years older than me.

He had just got into uni, and he was so happy.

Then he died,

and I survived,

and that didn't feel right.

Sorry.

It just didn't feel fair.

It's like I took his place.

If only one of us could have survived, I stole that from him.

You didn't take his place.

Yes, I did.

No, you didn't.

I did.

No, no, you didn't.

It's s**t that he died.

It's awful. It's cruel.

But you didn't take his place. Do you hear me?

You survived, and we don't get to choose who lives and who doesn't. We don't.

You deserve to take up space.

I feel like I've told you all this stuff through camp.

I've opened up.

Now what happens? Why am I not just fixed?

That's not how therapy works.

So I'm just supposed to live with these feelings forever?

I like to use the analogy of Ribena.

If you think of your brain as blackcurrant cordial, right?

Every time you come in here and we talk about things, it's like we add a little bit

of water. We add a little bit more water till hopefully it's so diluted you don't

even notice that it's there.

So they'll never just go.

Sadly, not. But I promise you, it'll get easier over time.

Rash, I got them first.

Happy birthday!

No. 18.

Yeah.

18 and some. But you're in the straight sand.

Yeah, I got me golden for my birthday. Some would say golden.

Some would say offensive. My hands have been stable all week.

Oh.

What? Open it. Well, who's it from? One of us.

It's mine.

Okay.

Oh.

No. Grow your own tris- Guys. Love it.

Thanks, guys. Thank you. Oh, I wonder if it'll be-

I got you something too.

Oh.

There's nothing in it. It's just...

I saw your one was missing, so I-

Oh my God, I lost my lens cap last year.

Yeah, he's been researching it for weeks. No, I knew which one.

Okay.

It's just a little piece of plastic, but I customized it, and I just put little

your name on it-

I know, yeah

... in case you lose it again. Don't lose it again.

I love it.

It's purple because of your hair and stuff.

Great.

It's rubbish. You probably don't even want it.

I love it.

I'll take it. Give it back.

I love it, Archie.

All right.

Thank you. Yeah. Come here.

Okay.

Thanks. So, what'd your parents get you?

They're just going to take me out next week when we're home. Camp is nearly done.

I know. The final week, the big slide. One week to get these stabilizers off, baby.

Stabilizers? Mm.

He means virginity.

Oh, gross, Ella. Tristan's taking me out for my 18th tonight. What?

It's happening, Maisy. I can feel it in my chakras. Maybe.

Maybe I'll keep his pants. It's like a little souvenir.

Jesus, Ella.

I swear to God, get your stabilizers away from me.

Thank you for doing this tonight. It's just so nice. Poolside, lights, steam.

Just dancing off it.

I love these.

Yeah.

Nothing really better than a tinny cocktail.

Yeah, just tastes like syrup.

They're so good.

Yeah.

The pinker, the better.

Sorry.

You all right?

Yeah.

Happy birthday.

Oh, thanks.

There's something I want to tell you.

Yeah?

Mm.

How do I say this?

You just really remind me of my sister.

She's actually the reason why I started working here at CRF when I was 18.

When I was younger, we lost her.

No.

S**t.

Yeah, that's crazy. Wow. Oh, okay. Yeah.

In some ways-

Mm

... you've always been like a little sister to me.

Mm.

Feel like-

... you always just understood me.

Uh-huh.

Which I thought would never happen because obviously our experience is just

so different.

Mm.

I just want to say

thanks

and happy 18th.

Yeah. Yeah. You've always been like a big bro to me.

Oh. Oh. Ow.

Oh, come here.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh.

I'm sorry for what I was doing. I was feeling rough.

My chest just cramping.

What happened?

He said I remind him of his sister, and she's f*****g dead.

My God. F**k. That is your luck. I'm sorry, Ella.

There'll be others, Ella. No.

No, there won't be.

What about Rash then?

Archie?

Yeah.

No, we're just friends. He doesn't like me like that.

Ella, I'm telling you, I've lived with him all through camps. I think I'd know.

He might propose to you at the talent show.

Never thought of him like that.

I mean, I would.

You might surprise your boss. Of course, you talk about me.

You have the biggest fuck-up boner for her.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Bye. Bye. Aw. Someone with separation anxiety.

No, he just isn't feel well. Yeah, I told you the boy's got problems.

I think we all just get a bit lost sometimes. Oh my God, you are so in love.

Yeah, yeah, just rub it in why don't you?

Here I am, my 18th birthday, friend-zoned as f**k, dry as an under towel, and still

a virgin.

It's not funny.

It is a little bit funny.

Oh, happy 18th, you weirdo

Whenever you're ready. You just run and jump.

Try it in the fur.

Yeah, because with the big slide, not the p***y old slide.

Where's Jake, by the way?

I don't think he was feeling very well yesterday. He went to see Brenda.

Ivy, you're up.

Rope's round there, and then the harness is in there.

From the perfect start, to the finish line.

People think kayaking and canoeing are the same, but it's not.

Yeah. Kayaking's double-bladed paddle. Canoeing's single-bladed.

Oh, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is Jake

serious? Were you actually Googling lens camps for a couple weeks?

It's a bit embarrassing.

No, nothing's embarrassing.

I actually quite like it.

Really?

Oh, wow.

That's impressive. What knot is it?

Mm, major hitch.

It's designed for a counter bite on.

A wet knot's very hard to untie, but this is practically jam-proof.

Just learn different knots and s**t.

This one's a quick-release knot.

Do you want me to teach it to you?

Yeah.

Okay.

Please.

Make a loop. Yep. Then wrap that side, yeah, around.

This way?

Uh-huh. Put it in like that. Yep.

Oh, God.

That's called a bite.

A loop. A loop in roping terms.

Right.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah. See how tight it is?

Yeah, it's really tight.

Oh, you're really good at handling rope.

Thanks.

Do you

know any less quick-release knots?

Oh, there's not one. There's a constrictor knot,

which is really difficult to do. It's really hard.

Mm.

I need to touch you. Just me

for now.

This is Jake. Don't leave a message because I won't listen. Bye.

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but f**k Rashfest, and I hope he keeps a

vest on when I do.

You need to wear a warning.

I'm going to

Ah, read the room.

I went to speak to Patrick. He's going to talk to you when he comes back.

He's been at the hospital with Jake.

What?

That's what he said. He's coming back, and he's-

This-

... going to talk to you straight away

... or this for Rashid. I want to make my ancestors proud.

The green one.

He answer anything else?

No.

Why is he in hospital?

Hey.

Do you have a moment? It's about Jake.

Yeah, I'm easy to talk.

Ah.

Have a seat, girls. Thanks.

Okay.

Great.

This is Jake. Don't leave a message because I won't listen. Bye.

This is Jake. Don't leave a message because I won't listen. Bye.

I was f*****g worried.

You didn't call, and then Patrick was here.

Sorry.

What happened?

They took my phone.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm just being dramatic.

Apparently, if you say that you have chest pains,

they just send you straight to the hospital now.

I thought you weren't coming back.

You can't get rid of me that easily.

Where's Ella?

In your cabin. F*****g Rashfest.

Wow.

Are you okay, Jake?

Whenever you're sad.

It's a secret rule, Ivy.

You didn't lie when you said you didn't dance the other day.

Apparently, it's all in the hips.

I can't. No, I can't. Doctor's orders.

Let me see.

Really, Alice?

I saw them earlier in Patrick's office.

He'll be trying to get them to stay on as staff for next year.

No.

He'll be onto you next.

They'll be getting out the talent show. Who's going to be the special guest judge?

I don't know. It's kind of crazy who they can get just because they feel sorry for

us. It was Craig David last year.

F**k o*f.

Yeah, yeah. It was. Yeah, he does any old thing now.

Well-

What are you going to do for it, then?

Uh, I was thinking interpretive dance.

I'm serious, Jake. It's tonight. You're going to embarrass yourself.

I'll just play the drums or something.

You can play the drums?

No, but I'll try. What are you going to do?

Surprise.

You're going to get diagnosed live on stage.

Ha ha ha. Very funny.

Why are you guys not in costume?

We got out of it.

That's such b******t, you snakes.

What are you doing for it?

"Woman in Black."

You'll find out. You sure you want to do it?

Oi.

You're back.

Still not a stripper.

Hey.

No way.

Hey.

Hi.

Couldn't miss it, could I? Broke out the ward for this.

You better clap. I'm s******g myself.

Smash it. We're rooting for you.

Thank you.

Good luck.

Bye.

Your parents coming?

No, I didn't tell them.

F**k. How do they know?

Classic Patrick.

Ugh, if this is s**t, Bob, I'll have to leave. You know I can't do cringe.

We can't. They've had cancer. We can't leave.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the CRF Camp's annual talent show.

We have performances from all of our campers, and tonight we have a very special

guest judge. Please welcome to the stage, drum roll please.

James Blunt.

We could probably get the front.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I feel like Peach.

Next year, the cruise ships.

My life is brilliant. My love is pure.

I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the

subway.

She was with another man.

But I will lose no sleep on that, because I have got a

plan. You're beautiful.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true.

There must be an angel with a smile-

When she thought that I should be with you.

But it's time to face the truth.

I will never be with you

Okay, you're next. You ready?

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing afterwards?

Sorry?

You know, afterwards. Do you want to go for a drink?

Oh,

I still have to work, so yeah, sorry.

Okay, sure.

I'm free.

Come on. Have her.

Go on, Ivy.

Woke up this morning with a head like what's done.

You're still the reason I don't need another one. Woo!

You're the good loving kind, all that really counts.

So how come I feel so lonely when you're

around?

So,

I think we can both admit that your time here at camp has had its ups and

downs, but we're really proud of you.

You're proud of me?

Yeah, for who you've become.

Well, I'm very grateful.

Here, I'm just Ivy, not Ivy with cancer.

So Ivy,

when we lose someone close to us, our bodies can go into shock,

especially when it's unexpected, but also somebody that we love.

And there's a condition called bereavement hallucination.

It's where we start to imagine those that have left us because the

pain of them not being here is just, it's too great.

Your other friends decided not to participate in the talent show, and we understood

why, but it felt like you wanted to, and it was great, and we just wanted to talk

to you before you left.

Why is he on the wall? Patrick, why is he on the

wall? Why is he on the f*****g wall?

Ivy, Jake had a heart attack in the hospital.

The chemotherapy weakened his heart, and I think his body was just too

tired. Ivy, he didn't come back.

What the f**k are you talking about? Yes, he did.

I think it's important you leave him here.

Mom, tell him.

Ivy, don't.

Dad-

Ivy

... please tell him. Please tell him.

Ivy, Ivy, he's not coming back.

No.

He had a cardiac arrest-

No, he didn't.

No, he didn't. He shouldn't be up there. Can you take him down? Take him off now.

Take him off. He's not supposed to be up there. He didn't die.

Ivy, I told you this-

No, no. Stop it. Stop saying that

... yesterday too.

Stop it. Stop, he's not.

No.

Ivy.

You didn't tell me.

We tried.

You didn't tell me.

We tried.

You didn't f*****g tell me. You didn't tell me.

Patrick, please.

You didn't.

It's

all right. It's

okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to

love you

He loved you.

He loved you so much.

Tough guy that you ain't. Still in love with a

lover. Still in love with a

lover. Still in love with a lover.

Been a fool for

love

Yo, b***h. It's me, Ella. I've been thinking of you, and I miss you loads and loads

and loads and loads and loads. Have you opened the box I made you yet?

Did you like it? Can't wait to see you soon. Let me know when, yeah? Love ya.

Not really said much to us since he got back.

To be fair, I haven't really known what to say to you either.

I feel like I lost my person, Mom. It's so unfair.

I know.

It's funny. What they

sometimes don't tell you about grief

is that it feels a lot like fear. You

might not necessarily feel scared, or maybe you do, but

the feelings are kind of similar. You know, that upset tummy kind of feeling,

the weight of it all, and I imagine it's hard to take in anything anyone's saying,

let alone me.

But,

I didn't lose you, Ivy, so I didn't really

grieve in the same way some of the other moms had to grieve, but I did grieve

the loss of your freedom,

and how you had to grow up so fast.

And I know we never met him,

but if

he was special to you, then oh my gosh,

then I sure as hell know that he would've been special.

And some days are going to be really hard,

but some days you'll wake up and you'll think, "Oh, I feel better today." But then

the next day,

it might be hard again. But the love you felt for Jake, oh, my gosh.

Some people look their whole lives for a love like you and Jake had.

So this pain you're feeling, yeah,

I promise you, it'll all be worth it,

okay? I promise.

That's it, my darling.

What are you having, stew for tea?

Oi, b***h. I never let anyone watch these, so I hope you f*****g love it.

F*****g babe.

Best guys day in the shed.

Oh.

This is gonna be the best summer ever.

Ever.

Ever.

Okay, go on then.

Forwards into your mum, backwards into her dad.

Backwards into Ivy's dad. He's fit.

For people at home-

Sorry, one point is on the track.

Sorry.

Where are you? Get back.

Oh, my God. Don't pick it

up, no, wait. What's going on? This is never going to make the

duet at all. Ready?

Can I watch?

Whoa.

Take a picture. Is this right? Look funny? Does it look funny?

Yeah.

It does look funny.

It does look like it.

You can totally.

Yeah.

Hi, and welcome back to Elle Explores.

Today we are at Camp Fire. It's a little bit chilly.

Stop doing everything and get centered.

Who we are.

Where we come from.

Where we come from.

Shall we tell them?

Shall we tell them?

Fell out of the sky, baby, I. Before we

jumped the gun.

My tongue. My tongue is caught.

We're here being raised by our company vibes.

Whoo.

What's up, Becky?

Whoo-hoo.

You like my whip? I love the whip, babe. Yeah, babe.

Yeah, get up. Do you want

some?

Stop.

Any longer, guys.

Oh, my God.

Having a nice time at camp?

No.

This is for Brenda. I love you, Brenda.

I miss you, Brenda.

I wish you, Brenda.

Brenda, love you,

Brenda. Brenda. Wait. Oh.

Hey.

Hello.

When it dies, it's dying. You see that?

That's what I'm

talking

about. Yeah.

That's f*****g amazing.

I go band for band with you. I'll have you know, that I only go

M for M.

Merman Hill.

F*****g do it.

Hey.

Whoa.

So do we know the scores?

Yeah.

Nice.

Come on in.

Wait, guys, look. We're best friends.

Cheers. We even cheers-ed.

Oh,

my

God.

Jesus, there's an outline.