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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT!

JUST A FEW MORE BOXES TO GO.

>> Pops: OH, WONDERFUL!

I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR HELPING ME CLEAN OUT MY ROOM.

IT'S JUST SO HARD TO KNOW WHAT TO KEEP AND WHAT TO THROW AWAY.

>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY, POPS.

WE'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

IF IT'S COOL, KEEP IT.

AND IF IT'S LAME, THROW IT AWAY.

>> Rigby: AH, YEAH! LAST BOX!

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

>> Mordecai: UH...

>> Rigby: EW.

>> Pops: OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.

MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THIS IS MY OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND PERCY.

PRETTY COOL, EH?

>> Rigby: OH, DUDE...

>> Mordecai: NO, NOT COOL, POPS.

>> Pops: OH, BUT, NO, HE IS COOL.

HE WAS THE MOST SOPHISTICATED DOLL OF HIS DAY, WITH MORE THAN

250 PHRASES STORED INSIDE.

WHY, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO SAY NEXT.

>> I'M GONNA DRAW ON YOUR FACE.

>> Pops: >> Rigby: THAT'S REALLY CREEPY,

POPS.

>> Pops: CREEPY?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

PERCY IS NOT AT ALL CREEPY.

>> SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA DRAW ON YOUR FACE.

>> Pops: ♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA ♪

>> Mordecai: POPS, POPS, LOOK.

YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THAT THING.

>> Pops: WHAT?

ARE YOU SURE?

>> Rigby: POPS, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN.

IT'S JUST NOT COOL TO PLAY WITH DOLLS.

>> Pops: OH, OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW, EH?

>> Rigby: HEY, POPS.

WE JUST FOUND A HORNETS' NEST.

WANT TO GO HUCK ROCKS AT IT?

>> Both: AAH!

>> Mordecai: AW, POPS, WHAT HAPPENED?

>> Pops: PERCY AND I WERE JUST HAVING A PLAYDATE.

>> Rigby: WHY DID YOU DRAW ALL OVER YOUR FACE?

>> Pops: I DIDN'T.

PERCY DID IT.

ISN'T HE A RIOT?

>> Mordecai: POPS, WE TOLD YOU IT WASN'T COOL TO PLAY WITH

DOLLS.

WEREN'T YOU GONNA THROW HIM AWAY?

>> Pops: OH, YES, I TRIED, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK.

>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU.

>> Rigby: YEAH, TRUST US.

THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, POPS.

>> Pops: OH, OKAY.

>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, POPS.

WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.

DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?

>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW.

PROBABLY POPS BUMMED OUT THAT WE THREW HIS DOLL AWAY OR

SOMETHING.

>> Mordecai: WE BETTER GO CHECK

ON HIM.

POPS?

HUH?

DUDE, IT'S LOCKED.

>> Pops:

>> Rigby: WHO'S POPS TALKING TO?

>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...

>> Pops: HERE, PERCY, HAVE SOME TEA.

>> HAVE SOME TEA?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

I DON'T WANT YOUR TEA.

I WANT TO DRAW ON YOUR FACE!

>> Pops: UH...

>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE GOT TO HELP POPS.

>> Rigby: STOP!

>> >> Rigby: MORDECAI!

GET THIS PSYCHO OFF ME!

>> Mordecai: GET OFF HIM!

>> YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET DRAWN ON!

>> Mordecai: POPS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> Pops: YES, I'M FINE.

>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT THING?

>> Mordecai: WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.

>> DRAW...DRAW...

>> Mordecai: DID YOU HEAR THAT?

>> Rigby: MORDECAI!

>> POPS, BRING ME THE MARKER SO

I CAN DRAW ON THEIR FACES.

>> Pops: NO.

>> WHAT?!

BRING ME THE MARKER!

>> Pops: I SAID NO!

IT'S NOT COOL FOR A GROWN MAN TO HAVE DOLLS.

YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY NOW, PERCY.

>> GIVE ME THAT MARKER!

>> Pops: NO!

>> NOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOO!

>> Pops: MORDECAI, RIGBY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> Both: UH, YEAH.

>> Pops: OH, THANK GOODNESS.

>> Mordecai: SEE, POPS, WE TOLD YOU DOLLS AREN'T COOL.

>> Pops: THE END.

>> Mordecai: UH, I GUESS THAT WAS KIND OF SCARY.

>> Pops: YES, BECAUSE OF THE DOLL'S UNNATURAL DESIRE TO MARK

ON THINGS.

>> Muscle Man: UH, LAME!

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THESE STORIES WERE GONNA BE SCARY.

THANKS FOR WASTING OUR TIME.

COME ON, FIVES, LET'S BAIL.

>> Mordecai: SO, SERIOUSLY, CAN WE STOP INVITING THEM TO STUFF?

>> Muscle Man: UHH! STUPID FOG!

IT'S MAKING IT SO I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.

UHH!

WHAT IS THIS EVEN DOING HERE?!

OH, NO! OUR TRAILER!

HEY, THAT'S NOT OUR TRAILER.

IT'S JUST A BIG PILE OF CAR BARF.

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

THINKING?

>> Hi Five Ghost: CRASH PIT?

>> Muscle Man: CRASH PIT!

YEAH! YEAH!

DO IT!

UHH!

STEP ON IT!

>> Crowd: CRASH PIT!

CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!

>> Both: CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!

CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!

>> Muscle Man: THAT WAS SO AWESOME!

OH, MAN, WE GOT TO LAUNCH THIS PIECE INTO THE CRASH PIT.

IT WOULD BE UNPATRIOTIC NOT TO.

AW, WHAT?

IT WON'T OPEN.

OH!

>> Hi Five Ghost: WHAT WAS THAT?

>> Muscle Man: PROBABLY JUST THE WIND.

COME ON!

LET'S DRIVE THIS BABY INTO THE CRASH PIT!

AH, YEAH EVERY TIME.

>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH!

>> Muscle Man: SAVAGE! SAVAGE!

SAVAGE! SAVAGE! SAVAGE! SAVAGE!

SAVAGE! SAVAGE!

YO, SCOTTIE, GET EVERYONE TOGETHER.

WE JUST FOUND AN R.V., AND IT'S GOING INTO THE CRASH PIT.

>> YEAH, MAN, I'LL GO FIND SOME PEOPLE.

>> Muscle Man: LET'S DO THIS, FIVES!

HUH?

UH, WHAT?

HUH?

FIVES!

>> Hi Five Ghost: MUSCLE MAN!

>> Muscle Man: I GOT YOU, BRO!

UH, WHAT?!

I CAN'T MOVE!

>> RAAAAGHT!

>> BLLAAAGH!

>> Muscle Man: AAHH!

>> AAAAAGH!

>> Muscle Man: UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

>> WE'RE SKULL PUNCH, AND YOU'RE THE PUDGY GREEN GEEZER THAT'S

TRYING TO STEAL OUR CARAVAN.

>> Muscle Man: NO, WE'RE NOT STEALING IT.

WE WERE JUST GONNA DRIVE IT INTO THE CRASH PIT.

>> OH, SO, YOU WANT TO DRIVE OUR BAND'S FINAL RESTING PLACE

INTO THE CRASH PIT, EH?

WELL, HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A HAND?

>> Muscle Man:

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO GET HEAD-BUTTED IN THE FACE?

>> WHAT?

>> Muscle Man: MY MOM!

FIVES!

>> HELLO AGAIN.

>> Muscle Man: LOOK, I'M SORRY WE TOOK YOUR R.V.!

IF YOU LET US GO, WE'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN, I SWEAR!

>> IT'S TOO LATE!

YOU WANTED THE R.V. TO GO INTO THE CRASH PIT.

LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO JUST GOT YOURSELVES SOME FRONT-ROW SEATS!

>> Muscle Man: WAIT! PLEASE!

YOU CAN'T DO IT YET!

>> WHY NOT?

>> Muscle Man: BECAUSE WE ALWAYS PLAY A SHOW FIRST, AND IF WE

DON'T, EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK WERE LAME!

>> WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM TO THINK WE WERE LAME, NOW,

WOULD WE?

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> ♪ HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CAT WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET? ♪

♪ AND YOU SAID, HEY! ♪ ♪ THAT'S A CAT, NOT A RAT OR A

BAT OR A HAT OR A PAT OR A FAT OR A MAT ♪

♪ HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOAT? ♪ >> YEAH, I'VE SEEN A GOAT.

I WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS CRASH YOUR R.V. INTO THE...

>> ♪ DEVASTATION ♪ ♪ NATION ♪

>> OH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>> Muscle Man: HELP!

THIS MUSIC SUCKS!

>> ♪ YOU'RE A GOAT, NOT A BOAT OR A COAT OR A FLOAT OR A NOTE

OR A TOTE OR AN OAT ♪ >> Muscle Man:

IT WON'T OPEN!

>> ♪ DEVASTATION ♪ ♪ NATION ♪

>> Muscle Man: >> ♪ DEVASTATION NATION ♪

>> Muscle Man: FINALLY!

I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA END.

HEY, WAIT.

AW, MAN, AM I DEAD?

>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH.

>> Muscle Man: AW.

BEST CRASH PIT EVER!

HUH!

THE END!

AND THAT'S HOW YOU TELL A STORY, BABIES!

>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT WASN'T ANY

BETTER THEN THE DOLL STORY.

>> Muscle Man: OH, YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?

YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?

IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT?

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

>> Rigby: DUDE GET OFF OF ME!

>> Muscle Man: AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET UP IN

SOMEBODY'S FACE!