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I know a guy who's tough but sweet.

He's so fine, he can't be beat.

He's got everything that I desire.

Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy.

I want candy

Go to see him when the sun goes down.

Ain't no finer boy in town.

You're my guy, you're what the doctor ordered.

So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy.

I want candy.

Yeah!

Linda, what are you sitting back there for?

Come on.

I thought we had an understanding.

I don't want you sitting in the back.

I have you sitting up at the front for a reason.

Yeah, so you can look up her skirt.

- What's that, Kaplan? - Nothing.

Are y'all looking forward to the exchange students

coming this weekend?

Now, I know not everybody is a part of the exchange program,

but you can all be a part of it,

if you help them, if you talk to them,

if you show them what a great place White Plains is.

Remember, they're coming from Spain, not Mars.

They're just kids, like you.

Okay, Julie, can you pass these out, will you?

Homework sheets.

Please complete these by tomorrow.

Now...

Spanish isn't just a bunch of words that you got to learn.

It's a spoken language,

and we need to work on your pronunciation,

because the way some of you guys speak Spanish,

you sound like retards.

So today we're working on pronunciation.

Capisce? All: Capisce.

Okay.

Now, I want you to repeat after me in English,

but I want you to listen to my accent, okay?

Drove me Chevy to the levee.

Drove me Chevy to the levee.

That's good.

Drove me Chevy to the levee.

Drove me Chevy to the levee.

That's good.

Okay, have a great day.

Okay.

Take care now.

Oh, hey, Julie,

um, there's a problem with your exchange student.

Now, I don't know why, but she can't come.

Now, another student is taking her place, but it's a boy.

Now, I called your mother today,

and she seemed to think that it was a good idea,

but she wanted me to check with you first.

You mean he's staying with us?

Now, this is a great opportunity for him and for you.

Now, I-I'd hate for you to miss out on this exchange program.

You're a great student. You'll get a lot out of this.

Who is he?

His name is Juan Jose Mundo.

So, when I go to Spain, I have to stay with him there, too?

We can figure that out when you go to Spain in a few months.

But these kids, they're coming this weekend.

Well, it's weird.

So I can tell your mom that it's okay with you, right?

That at 73, he is too old to be running for re-election.

Today as he headed for his campaign stops in Michigan,

reporters in Washington asked...

- Do you need anything? - No. Thanks, hon.

Okay.

Last night I having dinner at The Sports Page with my family,

and the waiter was so cute.

He looked just like Christopher Atkins.

I swear that he was looking right at me.

- He was not. - I swear.

- How old was he? - At least 20.

How was he looking at you?

Like he was hot for me.

And I flirted, too.

When he asked me what I wanted,

I said, do you prefer the burger or the chicken?

And when he said "the burger," I said, okay.

I can't believe you did that.

I mean, he was making eyes at me the whole time.

I totally think he would have asked me out

if my parents weren't there, or my brother.

God, he was such a dick!

He sent back his fries because he said they were too crispy.

Seriously? That's so obnoxious.

I know. It was so embarrassing.

But we have to go back there.

- Now? - Yeah.

Come on, it's right down the hill from me. We can just walk.

Okay, fine. See you in ten.

Where are you going?

Suzanne's.

I can't believe you told Mr. Desilva

I was okay about this exchange student.

If I said no, there would be no trip to Spain in February.

Did you want that?

Debbie's gonna freak out when she finds out a Spanish boy

is staying in her bed.

If you want me to call Mr. Desilva,

- tell him to forget it... - No, I don't!

It's just... I wish that when someone asked me for my opinion,

they actually wanted it.

I've never done anything with a boy.

Well, what about that guy last summer

at Playland, though... Jeff?

Okay, I made that up.

Jeff was real!

It's just that nothing happened, okay?

He went in to kiss me, and I just froze

like, panicked or something.

I basically ran away.

- You made the whole thing up? - Well, kind of, okay?

I never really kissed a boy,

not in any way that would count.

I can't believe you never told me that.

Well, it's mortifying 'cause...

You wouldn't understand. You've done everything.

Only twice.

Okay, if they ask for ID, say we left them at home.

And don't ask for a screwdriver. That's a dead giveaway.

Mm-hmm.

Ask what's on tap.

- And don't smile, okay? - Mm-hmm.

Hey, can I get another?

Where he swore his love was true.

- Isn't he so fine? - Yeah.

I could totally see you guys together.

- Right? - Mm-hmm.

You girls know what you want?

Uh, what do you got on tap?

On tap, we got Miller High Life.

Do you have piña colada?

Do you have ID?

- Can I just get a Pepsi? - Me too.

No food?

- I dare you to go talk to him. - What?

Come on, I dare you. You have to.

You know you want to.

Sweet soft refrain.

Okay.

Of how he found you.

Lorraine.

Oh, yeah.

- Hey. - Hey.

Do you remember me? I-I was here the other night.

I was sitting over there.

I ordered a burger.

Oh, yeah, I remember.

Hold on.

You left these, right? I saved them for you.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Of how he found you.

Lorraine.

I...

- What happened? - He thought I left these here.

- Did you? - No.

I guess he thought I was somebody else.

No way, Vuarnets.

Those are sick!

Blessing in disguise.

They didn't tell you anything about him?

- He's not some schmuck. - He's not Son of Sam.

They're from a very nice Catholic school.

Some brand-new music coming up from The Police.

No.

No, no. I am tired of you messing with my presets!

But, Dad, The Police!

I don't want to hear that crap.

- I'm gonna go see Andy. - Okay.

- Hey, Julie. - Hey, Jason.

They should have been here over an hour ago.

Well, maybe their plane was late.

Hola, señora.

Uh, Julie.

Thank you for being so accommodating with the changes.

It's our pleasure.

Juan, vienes aquí.

Hello. My name is Juan Jose Mundo.

It is very nice to meet you.

If you have any questions or anything,

Julie can help you.

- Mom. - You have to help him.

I don't know how good his English is.

Oh, I-I think it is quite good,

but it could also be better.

Oh.

Well, is there anything special you want to do in America?

I want to do everything.

I love America

cowboys and hamburgers and Michael Jackson.

And I want to see a bar fight and drink root beer.

It's so weird. There's this boy living in Debbie's room.

Well, is he cute?

Yeah. He dresses kind of gay.

- Like Boy George? - No, more like George Michael.

He looks like George Michael?

Oh, shit, I have to go.

I wanted to make something American.

I made meatloaf.

"Meat loaf"?

What... what is... what is this?

It's just hamburger meat and breadcrumbs and stuff.

Yes.

Americans cook everything with hamburgers, no?

Oh, no, no, I'm very excited to try it.

Ah, wait. I almost forgot.

Ah.

My mother wanted me to give you this.

This is a local wine

from near where our family goes in the summer, near Valencia.

- Do you have an opener? - Oh, yeah.

- I like it. - I'm happy.

- To America. - Oh.

- To America. - To America.

- America. - America.

Ahh.

Last time I saw you drink was at Sammy's bar mitzvah.

You're Jewish?

Yes.

Oh.

My father knows a Jew.

Hmm.

What does your father do?

He's a, uh, banker.

And he's the only person I know who likes, uh, Ronald Reagan.

- We're Democrats. - Ah.

Um, Walter Mondale!

Oh!

Thank you, Barbara.

I have not had pasta in three colors before.

- Does your mother cook? - Yes.

Yes. No, she... she cooks like this.

Simple food but with more, um

flavor, I think.

Ah.

Mm.

Sorry.

- Hello? - Hey, Jules.

Uh, can... can you please bring your Spanish kid over here?

Mine's just, um, standing here.

- And it's weird. - Okay.

I'm going to a friend's house. You want to come?

I've known Andy since I was five years old.

We used to walk to school together.

What's up with all these Spanish kids

speaking better English than we do?

This is Juan.

- Yeah, hey. - Hey.

Baby, this could be the first time.

This could be the first time.

Naughty, naughty, cute and horny.

This is the American basement of my dreams!

Oh, finally, finally. Thank you.

A man with some good taste. Come on, let me show you around.

- AC/DC! - The best band ever.

- Do you play guitar? - Yeah.

Okay, this is a Royal Artist from 1971.

Between you and I, it's a knockoff, but it sounds def.

I mean, I worked a whole month at Baskin-Robbins

to afford that bad boy, 'cause we're trying to get

this band together, but none of us can really sing.

- I can sing. - No way.

Yes, I sing in choir.

Oh!

It's Juan's turn.

- And now I pick who drinks? - Right, yeah.

I pick you.

Shout!

I never took the smile away from anybody's face...

Oh.

Aw.

Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside.

Come on.

- You are hosting Juan? - Yeah.

Ay, Dios mío.

Hey, guys, can you please use the ashtrays?

I try to keep the carpet clean.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, how come you got such a cool exchange student

- and mine is so weird? - Oh, come on.

Just be ni... He's shy, okay?

- Just be nice. - Okay.

Hey, Eduardo.

Yep, you. Come on. Come over here.

- What? - What?

- Okay. - He's learning.

Have you ever shotgunned a beer before?

No. What is that?

Stay right here. I'll show you.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Can you just hold this for me? - Thank you.

Are you sure this is a good idea?

I'm gonna pop a hole in this.

What you're gonna do is,

you're just gonna put your mouth over this hole.

Then you're just gonna flip open the top.

Great.

Hey, hey, Eduardo! Hey, what are you doing? No, no!

Not on the carpet. You're supposed to drink it, man!

You got the passion of an empty mansion.

Don't feel no fire when the blood runs cold.

There ain't no hurting like two hearts uncertain.

You can't feel hot when the blood runs cold.

Well, love's a gamble and turns to shambles.

Can't mend the pieces...

Can't make decisions with mixed suspicions.

My coquette cutie with a chameleon heart.

You tried to change me, uh, disarrange me...

What'd you tell him?

Told him where the back room was.

Why'd you do that?

I don't want to stay here waiting for him.

- It's the make-out room. - Oh, my God. Since when?

Uh, since forever, Julie. Why are you...

What's the tone for?

Well, now I have to sit here and wait for him.

- You made bacon? - Well, yeah.

- None for me? - I didn't think you'd want any.

Come on, let's go.

Thank you for this very heavy breakfast, Barbara.

- Is something wrong? - No.

Hey, Julie.

Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

and to the Republic for which it stands,

one nation under God, indivisible,

with liberty and justice for all.

Okay, siéntate, siéntate.

Now, you may have noticed

that we have some guests in class today.

These are the exchange students from Spain.

I want you all to welcome them and make them feel at home.

Don't mind them.

They're just not used to seeing sophisticated boys from Europe.

Yes, Charlie.

I was just wondering

if everyone in Spain dresses like a homo.

Okay, that's not funny.

Ah... uh, Julie, can you please make sure that the Spanish kids

get to where they're supposed to be?

Gracias.

- Want to meet me for lunch? - Do you know where my locker is?

We go home for lunch?

No, no, there's just a pizza place in town.

Oh. And what about siesta?

Oh, I don't know about that.

Oh. Okay.

- Thank you. - Okay.

Hi, Julie.

Oh, hi, Martin.

Remember you said you liked that song,

you know, that we heard that time in orchestra?

- Well, I made you a tape with it. - Oh.

And some other songs I thought you would like.

Wow, a mixtape.

Yeah.

- It didn't take that long. - No? Okay.

I wrote all the tracks down on the card inside.

Great.

I'll listen to them. Thanks, Martin.

Okay.

See you later.

See ya.

Watch me now.

Feel the groove.

Into something.

Gonna make you move

Here we come.

- Where is he? - He's coming.

- Everyone says that he's fine. - "Everyone"?

Amy hooked up with Perry last night.

I know. They're so cute together.

I know. I love Perry.

I just think it'd be hard to date a Black guy.

Hey, Julie, are you going to IP?

Yeah.

- Hook me up with a ride? - Yeah. Got ya.

Hi, Julie.

Hi, Juan.

Um, this is Suzanne.

- Hello. - What up?

Did you see those Black kids dancing?

It was crazy, no?

Oh, yeah, those guys are bitchin'.

- "Bitchin'"? "Bitchin'"? - What... what's that?

Bitchin'. You know, like... like radical.

"Bitchin'" and "rad" don't mean the same thing.

Like, uh... like, The Clash are... are rad,

and, uh, Van Halen is bitchin'.

- No, Van Halen is so cheesy. - You're deluded.

Eddie Van Halen is the best guitarist ever.

Says the guy who worships Loverboy.

- Oh, yeah. - Loverboy?

What, they don't have Loverboy in Spain?

Are... are you serious?

Wait, that's crazy.

It's a sign!

Crank it!

I was born to run, I was born to dream.

The craziest boy you've ever seen.

Gotta do it my way...

- What are those? - Uh, that's ham and pineapple.

- That's pepperoni. - Ah, piña.

- I want that. - Ham and pineapple? Okay.

- Do you want a Pepsi? - Hey, kid!

Get away from that thing!

I put my quarters in.

Oh. You got to pull it hard.

Really put some elbow grease in.

Thanks.

Attaboy.

- Hey, Juan, come sit with us. - We got to talk about the band.

- Okay. Uh, Excuse me. - I have to hang with my homies.

And for you, sweetheart?

Uh, uh, ham and pineapple, please.

Oh, my God, he's so cute.

He's like your puppy dog or something.

I know. He keeps following me around.

Well, what else is he supposed to do?

Just... I can't take my makeup off at home

or wear my comfy clothes around the house.

And I couldn't eat dessert last night,

or he'd think I'm a total pig.

Maybe you're not ready for a relationship.

Hey, girls.

Hi, Pam.

How's it hanging?

I love your sweater.

Thanks. I bought it.

Julie, that Spanish boy is staying with you, right?

Yeah.

Do you think he could help me with my Spanish?

I could really use a tutor.

I don't think he's allowed to do that.

- Why not? - I don't know.

I mean, it's stupid, but he can't help me

- with mine either, so... - Like you need it.

All right.

Later.

God.

That sweater is heinous.

- Hey. - Hey.

So what's happening with you and Perry?

Don't even joke. It's freaking me out.

Why? He's the bomb.

Tell me about it.

I really like him, but if my dad finds out,

he'll have a total shit fit.

- Because he's Black? - Yeah.

- Oh, God, that's crazy. - Does he even know Perry?

- He's valedictorian. - Exactly.

Like my dad could give two shits.

He's Black.

- Oh. - That's stupid.

Juan, your pizza's here.

Ah, yes.

Okay.

Hey, excuse me. Thank you.

Ha.

Um.

I don't even... I don't know why guys like her.

I really don't.

Do you remember that she went all the way with John Wallman

in fifth grade?

That's not true.

It's a fact.

Can you drive me somewhere after school?

- Where? - I-I have an address.

Okay.

Pam?

Yes, I'm, uh, tutoring her for Spanish.

That's right,

Crazy Eddie's going computer crazy,

with the absolute lowest prices anywhere

- on anything and everything... - What is this?

It's just a stupid commercial.

Don't they have commercials in Spain?

Yes, but we have nothing similar to this.

America!

Things are fun here, no?

What is this?

Uh, someone at school made a tape for me.

- Your boyfriend? - Definitely not.

Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean

Are you sure he's not your boyfriend?

Longer than there've been...

Do I look good?

Yeah, I mean, you're just helping her with Spanish, right?

Okay. I see you later.

Stronger than any mountain cathedral.

Hi. I love your sweatshirt.

Truer than any...

Come on.

She answers the door in full makeup

with this casually flirty sweatshirt

and her shoulder showing.

- Oh, my God. "Flashdance"? - Yeah, "Flashdance."

- She is such a JAP. - Yeah.

Excuse me. Do you carry CB jackets?

Oh, yeah, over by equipment.

And do you know what else sucks?

Is, it's not like she's gonna get any better at Spanish,

no matter how much he tutors her.

Julie, don't be nïve.

He's not gonna teach her anything.

They're just gonna fool around.

For real?

- Well, why is it so easy for her? - Because she's a slut.

- Well, I want to be a slut. - You are not a slut.

It's like being rich.

You're either born with it or you're not.

Hey, Suzanne, five letters, "All My Children" star.

Lucci.

What about Martin Lowry?

I mean, he totally has a crush on you.

He made me a mixtape.

That means he's in love with you.

He looks like he was a test-tube baby.

No, he's not that bad.

He likes you.

I don't think Martin is my type.

You haven't been with any guys.

How do you know what your type is?

I think Juan Jo is my type.

No offense, but I think Martin is much more your type.

Thanks a lot.

Look, you saw what Pam did.

She saw what she wanted, and she went for it.

Juan Jo's only here for a couple weeks.

The regular rules don't apply.

Are we still getting together after work?

- Yeah. Yeah, where? - Your house?

Yeah. Yeah, right. No way.

- What about yours? - No can do.

My little sister is there all the time.

Amy, is... is this guy bothering you?

No.

It's okay. Thanks.

Uh

I'll meet you out front after work, okay?

Your reason for living's your reason for leaving.

Don't ask me what it means

Who's got the look?

I don't know the answer to that question.

If I knew, I would tell you

- What's the look? - Look for your...

They're seniors.

Who is the girl in the, uh, jean outfit?

That's Gina Sackman.

She's, like, the hottest girl in school.

I'll go see if they want to hang out with us.

Wait! Wait!

Hi. I'm Gina.

Here, give me your hand.

Okay.

Nice to meet you.

Gracias.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Can't stop, can't stop.

Hey.

Okay, so they don't want to hang out right now.

- Told you. - But

she's having a party tonight, and we are invited.

- No way. - Why not?

Come on, Gina, look, he's staying with me.

I invited him, but I did not invite all these juniors.

All right, fine, you guys can come in,

but this is a senior party.

You've got to be mature.

This is already so much better than the junior parties.

Hey, Suzanne.

What are you doing here?

Oh, you know, just coming to the party.

Bobby's little sister, all grown up.

- He's, uh, here, by the way. - No way.

He's always harshing my mellow.

You know, you should come down to the jungle room later, okay?

- Should be clutch. - Okay.

- What's the jungle room? - Shit, there's Bobby.

- What are you doing here? - I'm just getting a drink.

No. No, no. No, you cannot be here.

- You have to go. - It's a free country!

I was invited.

Just...

Don't embarrass me, okay?

You are so conceited.

Don't embarrass me.

Hey, junior.

- Hey. - Hey.

Want a beer?

- Sure. - Yeah.

Suck my dick, and you can have a beer.

W-what?

Did I stutter?

You want me to s-suck your dick?

- What are you, a faggot? - No.

No, uh, uh, we just want a beer.

Mm, we don't serve faggots here.

Okay, jeez. Thanks.

Julie, Julie, come, come, come.

Ah, this is my host.

Debbie Gornick's little sister?

- Hey, Rachel. - I miss Debbie.

- I'm staying in Debbie's room. - No way.

Want to go to the jungle room?

- Hey, you want to take a shot? - Yes!

Cheers.

I might like you better if we slept together.

Oh, my God!

I might like you better if we slept together.

But there's something in your eyes that says maybe.

That's never.

Never say never.

Winter's cityside.

Crystal bits of snowflakes all around my head.

And in the wind

I had no illusions.

That I'd ever find a glimpse of summer's heatwaves.

In your eyes.

You did what you did to me.

Now it's history I see.

Here's my comeback on the road again.

Things will happen while they can

I will wait here for my man tonight, it's easy...

- Hey, where'd you get the beer? - Oh, I just picked it up.

- Is it yours? - Oh, no.

- I just wanted one, too. - I'll get you one.

- Hold on. - Okay.

Big in Japan, all right.

Pay, then I'll sleep by your side.

Things are easy when you're big in Japan.

Oh, when you're big in Japan.

Here.

- It's warm. - Yeah.

It's grody.

- I'm Alex. - Oh.

Gina's brother.

I don't recognize you from school.

I don't go to White Plains High.

Oh, where do you go... Stepinac?

You're really pretty.

Ah.

- You look like Ally Sheedy. - I love her.

- Did you see "WarGames"? - Yeah, I loved it.

Me too.

I got a VHS player for my birthday.

I have tons of movies. Do you want to see?

Okay.

I got a lot of these in, uh, Chinatown in the city.

That's why some of the covers are kind of weird.

- That's cool. - It is?

You have "Endless Love"?

That's my sister's.

You're not like the other girls here.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I feel, like, comfortable around you.

You're really pretty.

You don't think I look too young?

I don't think so at all.

You just look like you got a lot more going on upstairs, I guess.

Step off, okay? I'm not a child.

Yeah, can you take her home, all right?

- Come on, stop! - It's past her bedtime.

You are only embarrassing yourself!

Come on, let's go.

I can't believe that he had a total hairy conniption.

What about Juan Jo?

Just forget it. We have to go.

- What happened? - Nothing, okay? Come on.

Sorry.

I-I woke you up?

No.

I was up.

What happened to your shirt?

I don't know.

Can I come in?

Uh, yeah.

- Did you have fun? - Yes.

Yes, it was fun.

American girls are crazy, you know?

Uh, like, how?

- I saw you talking to a boy. - Oh, no, no.

- No? - No.

No, I thought I saw you talking to a boy.

A nice girl like you should have all the boys talking to you.

Well, they don't.

What is the word in English?

Cosquillas?

I don't know. What is it?

I'm asking you.

Oh, what does it mean?

You know, when you touch someone,

and they laugh

like this.

Tickling.

Tickling.

Stop.

My little Julie.

He thinks of me like a sister.

I want him to think of me like a girl.

Well, does he know that you're interested?

Definitely.

I feel like there's so much going on between us.

Like sexual chemistry?

Every time I think something's gonna happen, it doesn't.

And there's not much time left, 'cause he's leaving in ten days.

Hmm.

19th caller wins tickets to Genesis.

Maybe he just doesn't want to ruin your relationship.

You're wack!

Guys want one thing, that's it... to get laid.

No, that's not true.

Not all guys are like that just because you're a pervert.

You're like a walking after-school special.

I give you too much credit. Guys want sex.

Any romance they put on is so the girl will put out.

Says Mr. Expert, who hasn't even gotten to third base.

Why don't you ask Lisa Kaplan?

Oh, you got to third with Lisa Kaplan?

Yeah. And that's just the first girl that came to mind.

Of the thousands of girls that you finger-fucked?

- Hold on, hold on! - It's ringing, it's ringing.

Sorry, you're the 16th caller.

16th caller.

It is your fault I didn't get those tickets.

Burn!

Look, you have to get Juan Jo away from the girls at school,

or you'll never get a shot.

- Mom? - Yeah?

I was thinking of, uh, taking Juan to the city tomorrow.

That's a great idea!

I could drive you in. We could go to the Met.

Actually, Mom, I just want to take Juan.

We can take the train.

Sorry, the door was open.

Sorry. Uh, do you need to come in?

No.

It's okay.

Okay.

Hey! City!

What's up, man?

- Hey, Julie. - I hope it is okay.

I invited Andy.

Hi.

I live by faith in the Son of God, who loves me.

I have been crucified with Christ.

It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me.

And the life I now live in the flesh,

I live by faith...

Who loves me and gave Himself for me.

Hey. Hey, hey.

Pretty girl.

Want to go to a club tonight?

- You're 19, right? - Yeah.

Come to the club, The Two.

Bring some of your girlfriends. You'll get right in.

Front-of-the-line status with foxy girls like you.

Tell them Marcus sent you, okay?

I can't believe she did that.

- Did what? - Nothing.

Look, we should go to this tonight.

- I can't go to it tonight. - I have to go to work.

- Come on, don't be a wuss. - No can do, Julie.

- Fine. Juan Jo? - Definitely.

Yeah, right. Your mom is never gonna go for that.

You have to! I told my mom we were staying with you!

I have to work till 7:00.

Maybe I can get Danny to cover for me.

Where's the club?

Uh, 22012th Avenue.

Meet us on the corner of 27th and 12th.

Okay, I'll meet you there at 8:00.

- Oh, wait. - Wait, I need something to wear.

- What should I do? - Go down to St. Mark's.

They've got the baddest stuff. Madonna shops there.

I just don't wanna go.

Out in the streets no more

I just don't wanna go.

Out in the streets no more.

Because these people, they give me.

They give me the creeps anymore.

Because these people, they give me.

They give me the creeps anymore

I don't wanna

Too many creeps, too many creeps.

Too many creeps, too many creeps.

Too many creeps, too many creeps.

Maybe we should go in without her.

She probably just missed the train.

- She said she'd be here. - She can meet us inside.

Okay, I guess.

Hey! You guys!

The train was so late.

- Why didn't you go in? - We were waiting for you.

You look bad.

Wait.

Mierda.

He said we could go to the front of the line.

Come on.

Hi, honey.

The line is over there.

- Oh, Marcus sent us. - He said to tell you that.

Turn around.

Now you.

- How old are you? - 19.

Where does Marcus find you girls?

All right, go in.

Not him. He's got to wait on line.

- Oh, come on, he's with us. - Yeah, come on.

Marcus said especially he should go in.

Yeah, right. Why's that?

Because look at him.

All right.

- What did you say to him? - I told him he was gay bait.

Julie, you got us in. You're my hero.

Feel the fire, feel my love inside you.

It's so right.

There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- I saw Juan Jo naked. - What?

He was getting out of the shower,

and I walked in by accident.

And?

There was a lot of hair around it.

Hey, go ask that guy to get us drinks.

Come on, I dare you.

- No way. - Come on, it's a dare.

You have to.

I hate you!

Hi.

Hi.

Buy us a drink?

All right, what do you want?

Uh, two Long Island Iced Teas?

Hey, two Long Island Iced Teas for the girls here.

Put it on my tab, okay?

- You girls look like fun. - We are fun.

- Yeah, I bet you are. - Yeah.

A couple pretty girls like you, huh?

What do you do?

What do I do? I'm an impresario.

- Oh. - Yeah.

What is that?

Well, I take people, sometimes nice girls like you,

and I make them famous.

You ever heard of a little singer named Barbara Roy?

I met her at a club just like this.

I took her to meet Morris Levy. The rest is history.

Youse want to do some coke?

It's okay.

Yeah. You want to?

Hey!

- Come on, let's dance. - Oh.

Sorry. Bye.

Love's a cliff.

And I'm pushing you over it.

You may not know it yet.

Oh, but you're gonna go for a tumble.

You'll never forget.

You will not forget.

'Cause I'm too turned on, can't turn back

I'm all heated up, and I can't cool down.

Too turned on, I can't turn back now

No, no

I'm too turned on, can't turn back

I'm all heated up, and I can't cool down

I'm too turned on, I can't turn back now

No, no, no

I'm gonna take this matter.

Into my hands.

Is everything okay?

I need a drink.

- I don't have money. - I don't either.

Wait.

Hi, buy me a drink?

Okay. What do you want?

A Long Island Iced Tea.

- You don't want that. - Have what we're having.

- What is it? - You'll like it.

Thanks.

Hey, wait a minute. Where you going?

- Just... my friends are waiting. - Come on.

I bought you a drink. What are you gonna do for me?

Like what?

Stay and drink it.

We're having a good time, aren't we?

Come on, finish your drink.

Cheers.

- Oh. - Jesus!

I'm sorry.

Guys, come on, we're gonna miss the last train.

Hey! Are you kidding me?

Hi, sweetie. Where's Juan?

I don't know.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

Uh, hi, Julie.

Hi.

I made you a mixtape.

Just thought I'd give it to you.

- Thank you. - I hope you like it.

I can't believe you did that.

Oh, I'm very sorry.

Um, I was, uh, rehearsing with Andy.

I'm so sorry to be late.

You're rehearsing something?

Andy entered our band into the talent show.

- Oh. - I sing, and Andy plays guitar.

- Mm. - He's very good.

Um, but we have a week to practice.

Chase is on bass, and Sam is on drums.

- Oh. - Do you know him?

Sam Levy? Yeah, he used to live down the street.

He was always burying things in his backyard.

They moved to Gedney, up the hill.

- Oh. - Nice house.

I love to see the decorations in each house here.

I-I've never seen wallpaper with, uh, little bears on it.

You were at Lisa Nardelli's house?

Um, we were studying.

But the houses are... I don't know how you say it in English

not tasting good.

De mal gusto.

Well, people like to put their personalities

into their houses, don't they?

May I be excused?

Julie, it's Suzanne.

I don't want to talk to her.

She says she won't stop calling till you talk to her.

Fine.

Hello.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe you.

I know, I know. I'm... I'm sorry.

How did that even happen?

After you fell asleep, he just... he knocked on the door.

And?

And I followed him downstairs.

- You slept with him. - No, no, we just made out.

You were naked when I came down this morning.

No, I swear, we just... we took our shirts off, but that was it.

It was... it was, like, second base!

And then we fell asleep.

I want to believe you.

It's true. It was nothing.

It still sucks you would do that.

Yeah, I know.

What happened when you woke up?

I had to go to work, so I just left him there sleeping.

Come on, Jules.

I can't stand you being mad at me.

It really meant nothing.

It was just spur of the moment.

I have to go.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Hey, what happened?

The other night Perry took me on a date.

He was so sweet. He took me to Le Chaque.

And they had waiters and everything.

It must have been, like, at least 30 bucks.

And Perry paid.

- Then he told me he loved me. - Oh, that's so romantic.

I know,

but some of my parents' friends were at the restaurant,

and they saw us.

And then they called my dad, and he just totally freaked.

Oh, no.

And now he says I can't see him anymore.

No, they can't do that.

They can't just tell you that you can't see him.

I mean, they can't stop you.

- They can't? - No.

I feel like they can.

No, we have to figure something out, okay?

You guys are in love,

and that is way more important than racism.

Guys, I have been looking all over for you.

Bobby just told me that Juan Jo got a BJ from Lisa Nardelli,

and now Dave Connelly found out and is pissed.

- No way. - Yeah.

Wait.

- Dave and Lisa are going out? - Yeah.

So is it true?

How would I know?

Well, Bobby says that Juan Jo is uncircumcised.

How would he know that if it isn't true?

You probably know better than me.

I don't know. It was dark.

I thought you said it was second base.

Well, you saw him in the bathroom that one time.

Yeah, by accident.

Well, is he circumcised or not?

- I don't know! - What difference does it make?

Because if he is circumcised, that means the story isn't true.

And, personally, I don't think he should get his ass kicked

if he's been falsely accused.

Okay, well

I don't know if he's circumcised or not

'cause I don't know the difference.

Shit.

You know, I bet Lisa told Allison Vickers,

and Allison Vickers told everyone.

That bitch. She's always lusted after Dave.

- I didn't know that. - How come you know that?

How can you be so smart and not know anything?

Come on!

Hey!

Spanish guy.

Heard you had some fun yesterday.

- What? Chill out. - You chill out.

I'm gonna kick your ass. You understand that?

Whoa!

Wait, wait.

- Dave, he didn't do it, okay? - What are you talking about?

I don't know where you got your information from,

- but it's wrong. - What happened?

You got a BJ from Lisa Nardelli.

- My girlfriend! - Tell him you didn't do it.

- I-I didn't do it. - I know it for a fact.

- How would you know? - Because he's uncircumcised.

How would I know that if it wasn't true?

- I don't know, Allison. - How would you know?

- Because he just is. - He is not, okay?

I saw. He's circumcised, so he didn't do it.

You saw him naked?

Yeah!

How?

Fuck this.

Whoa!

Get up, pussy!

Why do you have to be such a dick, Dave?

- He's not even from here. - Yeah, he's from Spain!

He doesn't know our customs!

Why doesn't he go back, then?

What's wrong with you, Connelly?

Why didn't you do that last week

when we were playing those pussies in Scarsdale?

You all right, kid?

Now, you two, shake hands and make up.

- What? - Shake hands and make up.

All right, enough of this nonsense.

I am not circumcised.

I figured.

Thank you for trying to defend me.

Well, I wish it had helped.

Yeah, so do I.

Julie

you do much for me.

I am

agradecido.

- Grateful. - Yes.

I love America.

People here say how they feel.

They have emotion.

They... they feel something,

and when they want something, they take it.

Hmm.

I-I don't want to go home.

I-I feel like at home, no one understands me.

But in America, they understand.

S-someone made you another mixtape?

Uh, yeah.

No, it's okay. We don't have to listen to it.

It's okay.

You are the woman that I've always dreamed of

I knew it from the start

I saw your face, and that's the last...

How is it that you don't have a boyfriend?

All of these boys are in love with you.

You probably know better than me.

Thanks for covering for me, Barbara.

- I really don't know what to do. - Mm.

I understand, but you have to be home by 9:00.

If your dad calls after that, I won't know what to say.

I will be. I promise.

Oh, that's him. He's here.

- Okay, how do I look? - You look so pretty.

- You do. - Thanks.

Oh.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

That's romantic.

I wish you had a boyfriend.

- You're such a good person. - Mom!

I wouldn't care if he was Black.

Hey!

- Yay! - Good shot.

Drink.

- Hey, Juan Jo. - Two nights till the talent show.

- Radical. - What are you gonna sing?

Ooh, I can't tell you.

It's top secret, super, super top secret.

But what I will say is that it's gonna be wicked.

And there's gonna be a party here afterwards.

Aha!

Hey, Eduardo.

Hey, come on, come join us.

No, please, come on, everyone's playing.

You have to.

- Come on, Eduardo. - Please?

- Come on. - Eduardo.

Eduardo!

Eduardo! Eduardo!

- Eduardo! - Whoo!

- Yes. - Yeah.

Yeah, now you drink, Eduardo.

Ooh, yeah. Okay, okay.

Whoo!

Eduardo.

- Do it all! - Yeah!

Oh, mm, Eduardo.

You okay?

Red skies at night, red skies at night.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Hey.

- You okay? - Yes, I'm just a little...

- It was fun. - Okay.

Thank you, Julie.

Red skies at night, oh, oh, oh, oh.

- How does he do it? - I don't know.

In Spain, Juan Jose is not popular with girls,

or anybody.

Really?

For three weeks, I'm sure he is fun,

but we've all known Juan our whole lives.

Even now, I can see people getting tired by him.

You will love Spain, Julie.

Come to see me there. I live in the city, in Madrid.

I thought you were all from Madrid.

They all live in the suburbs.

I take the train to school because it is a good school.

All my friends are in the city. You will see.

- Mm. - You okay?

Excuse me.

Hey, hey, hey! Dude, dude! My carpet!

That's my... You're ralphing on my carpet.

Fucking guy couldn't even make it to the bathroom.

Ugh.

Is Juan Jo still in there?

Yeah, he may be in the mamada room, Julie.

- What's a mamada room? - A BJ.

Since when did it graduate

from make-out room to mamada room?

I don't know. Last week or so.

Oh, my God.

No, I think that you are.

Um, can you cover me for a sec?

Yeah.

Thanks for coming.

I almost didn't.

Do you remember the guy at The Sports Page,

the cute waiter?

Yeah.

Well, I-I went back there last night.

- By yourself? - I tried calling your house.

I was at Andy's.

A-anyway, um, I stayed until he closed,

and then I went back to his place.

You went all the way with him?

Yeah, but I didn't really want to.

So why'd you do it if you didn't want to?

Because he's older, and older guys expect more.

He thought I was older.

It's not a big deal, okay? It was stupid.

But the stupidest thing is that I left my Fiorucci sweatshirt.

- I have to get it back. - No, forget it.

Are you kidding? It's Fiorucci.

I spent forever trying to save for that.

Will you please come with me to get it?

- Hey. - Hey.

Uh, I-I just... I left my sweatshirt.

- Is this your little sister? - No, t-this is my friend Julie.

Come in.

Homeowners, stop throwing money out old windows.

Put that money back in your home,

with insulated-window installation.

Why pay more?

Heat dollars escape even around new windows,

because your...

You're always losing stuff, huh?

- Like your sunglasses. - Oh.

Yeah.

Last night was fun.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

You want to do something?

- Oh, what, now? - Yeah.

We could just do a BJ.

- Uh, m-my friend is waiting. - She'll be okay.

They're just watching TV.

Hey, come on.

Don't leave me hanging.

- He was in between defenders. - Threw that one away.

Ian Johnson, tight end.

I think that I should give him my number.

I mean, he doesn't even have my number.

You're not giving him your number, okay?

Okay, but what if he wants to call me?

Just forget it. He's a jerk.

Okay, you just don't know

because you've never been with a guy.

Well, I'd rather not be with a guy than be desperate.

Well, at least I'm not a total prude.

That's obvious.

You think Juan Jo is so great?

He's screwed around with every girl in school.

You think I don't know that?

Then why are you so obsessed with him?

I don't know!

Why are you being such a bitch all of a sudden?

I didn't even want to come here.

He's leaving in a couple of days,

and nothing's gonna happen, and it's all my fault.

If I can't get with Juan Jo, I'll never get with anyone.

I'll just be one of those crazy ladies with cats and Tupperware.

It's okay.

You're still gonna stay with him in Spain, right?

Yeah.

Yeah...

You'll have another chance there.

I guess.

- You wanted to see me? - Julie. Uh, yeah.

Um, señora Acevedo and I have been talking,

and I remembered that you weren't too thrilled

being with Juan.

Oh, that was before.

We know each other now, so it's fine.

Well, apparently, his family is more conservative than yours,

and they spoke to señora Acevedo.

She talked to me. We had to make some changes.

So you're gonna be staying with Eduardo's family,

and Andy is staying with Juan's family.

Wait, but doesn't Juan have a say in this?

I don't know, but señora Acevedo has told me

that Eduardo's family will be a much better experience

for you.

Sea-glassed eyes.

And a heart of gold

Washed away.

Were the things I wish I told.

To you

Oh, my God, he is totally singing that to you.

- Shut up. - He totally is.

And through the sea foam.

The tide pulls me from the shore.

In my heart, there'll be none.

Until you come around.

Once more

Loser.

Thank you, Martin.

And now Perry Newton and Amy Vesuvio.

They will be doing a scene from "Romeo and Juliet."

Did you know that he was doing this?

N-no, he just said it was Shakespeare.

Perry!

If I profane

with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine...

Look, Amy's parents, over there.

Two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,

which mannerly devotion shows in this,

for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,

and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

- They're really good. - Yeah.

While my prayer's effect I take.

Shakespeare, my ass.

Let's go. Let's go.

Sin from thy lips?

O trespass sweetly urged. Give me my sin again.

You kiss by the book.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

And now, all the way from Madrid

and White Plains High School, The Mundos!

When you close your eyes and you go to sleep.

And it's down to the sound of a heartbeat.

I can hear the things that you're dreaming about.

And you open up your heart, and the truth comes out.

You tell me that you want me.

You tell me that you need me.

You tell me that you love me.

And I know that I'm right 'cause I hear it in the night

I hear the secrets that you keep.

When you're talking in your sleep

I hear the secrets that you keep.

Come on, let's go!

When you're talking in your sleep.

When I hold you in my arms at night

Don't you know you're sleeping in the spotlight.

And all your dreams that you keep inside

You're telling me the secrets that you just can't hide.

You tell me that you want me.

You tell me that you need me.

You tell me that you love me.

And I know that I'm right 'cause I hear it in the night

I hear the secrets that you keep.

When you're talking in your sleep.

Escucho los secretos que guardas.

When you're talking in your sleep

I hear the secrets that you keep.

When you're talking in your sleep

Cheers!

To Juan Jo's last night in America!

If I were to say to you, can you keep a secret?

Would you know just what to do or where to keep it?

Then I say I love you, foul the situation.

Hey, girl, I thought we were the right combination.

Who broke my heart?

You did, you did.

Bow to the target, blame Cupid, Cupid.

You think you're smart, stupid, stupid.

Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.

Shoot that poison arrow.

Shoot that poison arrow to my heart.

Shoot that poison arrow.

No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums.

Love on arrival, she comes when she comes.

Right on the target but wide of the mark.

What I thought was fire was only the spark.

The sweetest melody.

Is an unheard refrain

I love this!

Julie!

Julie, wait up!

- Julie, where are you going? - Home!

- What happened? - Nothing!

With Juan Jo. I saw you go in the closet with him.

Just forget it!

- What happened? - I blew it, okay?

I got nervous. I froze. I swear, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

Oh, okay, calm down. You didn't ruin it.

Just go back in there. He's still in there.

I'm not going back in there.

- What is your problem? - This is your chance!

Grow up already, Julie.

He is back there wanting you.

So just get over yourself, and stop being such a head case!

Because you know what?

You don't even like him that much.

He is just a guy.

He is in there, and you can do

whatever you want because it doesn't matter.

He's leaving tomorrow.

So just go back in there and get him.

Come on.

You have to.

I dare you.

I've been waiting for so long.

To come here now and sing this song.

Oh, don't be fooled by what you see.

Don't be fooled by what you hear.

Whoa.

This is a song to all of my friends.

They take the challenge to their hearts

I did it.

- No way. - Yeah.

- You had sex with him? - Everything but.

I am so proud of you.

Okay, I got to go.

Love you. Bye.

Ah.

Sorry, I, uh

I had to pack.

Uh, we're leaving soon.

Okay.

I'll go get ready.

We're going to miss you, Juan.

It was such a pleasure having you with us.

Did you have a good time?

Lee, Barbara, Julie

I had the best time an exchange student can have.

Thank you very, very much.

- Got it? - Thank you so much.

- You will write to me? - Yeah.

We'll see each other in Spain.

Julie

what can I say?

I don't know. What?

Dude!

I'm gonna miss you, man.

See you in Spain.

Okay?

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Gracias.

Gracias.

Dear Suzanne, I'm in Spain, staying with Eduardo's family,

and I couldn't be more happy about it.

Eduardo lives in the city,

and Juan Jo lives out in the suburbs,

so I really lucked out.

I hardly even see him, which is good,

because he's actually kind of a loser here.

Eduardo's family is really nice,

and he has an older brother, Fernando, who is so fine.

But I'm running out of room on here.

Love you, Julie.

Dear Julie, I know it's only been a week since you left,

but there's a lot going on here.

First of all, Amy's dad caught her and Perry again,

and he took her out of school and put her in Good Counsel.

She's so pissed.

Like, how is Catholic school

gonna make her fall out of love with Perry?

He still picks her up after school

whenever he doesn't have football practice.

And they went to the last game together, which we won.

Go, Tigers!

Since Chase took over singing in The Mundos,

he's become a total dickwad.

He wants people to call him The Kid.

Such an egomaniac.

He's really not a good singer.

Well, at least not as good as Juan Jo was.

Saving the best for last, remember Danny at the ski shop?

Would you be interested in...

He asked me out a few days ago,

and we're totally dating now.

He drives a Corvette, which is really cool.

Bobby thinks it's stupid, but it's not.

Last night his parents weren't home,

and we made out in their hot tub with Chaka Khan playing.

It was so romantic and sexy.

What older brother?

Can't believe you left me hanging with that.

I want to hear everything.

Come back to me.

Love you, Suzanne.

Dear Suzanne,

I feel like I lived a whole life away from you.

Fernando and I are in love.

He's Eduardo's older brother that I was telling you about.

Can't wait to tell you everything.

Te amo, Julie.

Hello?

You're back!

You look amazing!

Okay.

Come on, let's go to the Fotomat.

I have so much to tell you.

Hey, Julie. You look good.

- Can you have these in an hour? - I'll try.

Really? It says an hour.

Yeah, I know.

- What happened with Juan Jo? - I was so over him.

I don't know what I was thinking.

The thing about Juan Jo is he only thinks about himself.

Mm-hmm.

Like, he's the star in his own movie.

In Spain, he has almost no friends.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and his parents are really strict.

I had dinner over there with him and Andy,

and it was so awkward.

Andy had the worst time.

- And Fernando? - Well, and Fernando.

- You are so in love. - He's so cute.

But, like, he's more my kind of cute, I guess.

He's 19, so he's really mature.

- I told you about older guys. - Yeah.

He took me to dinner, and he was, like, asking if I was okay

when we were hanging out with his friends.

And he listens to what I have to say.

And he thinks about me all the time.

You went all the way.

- He said he loved you? - We both did.

Oh, that is so great!

He might be coming over in the summer if he can afford it.

Thank you, Chase.

I want to see a picture.

Okay.

- Oh, he's so cute! - I know.

- Look. - Oh!

- And he made me a mixtape. - Isn't that the best?

Moving close, forever falling.

Like a satellite up in the sky.

Stars above, the Earth below me.

Every night, I wonder why

I won't let you go.

When I already know.

I want more than you can give.

More than I can say.

My heart and soul, you can take it all.

Just take it all the way.

All the way.

All the way.

All the way

Long ago, I never learned.

How to let my heart decide.

Moving slow, the tables turn.

When I look into your eyes

I know.

Without a doubt.

That the road.

Is running out

I want more than you can give.

More than I can say.

My heart and soul, you can take it all.

Just take it all the way.

All the way.

All the way.

All the way

Let it go, fall apart.

Make your move, break my heart.

Heaven knows the price we'll pay.

If we take it.

All the way.

All the way.

All the way