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I love you, Elfren.

With this ring,

I shall seal my vow to love you, take care of you,

and be by your side forever.

I shall be a faithful and loving husband to you

and a worthy father to our children.

Karen,

I love you so much.

You felt giddy!

Look at Karen. She's so overdramatic.

I already warned her.

She looks awful. She looks like her mother.

Auntie, it's him.

Me? Why me?

You may now kiss the bride.

Kiss! Kiss!

One more! One more!

Last one!

Won't they say, "I love you"?

Wow!

- Again? That's enough! - One more.

You're getting too many kisses. I'll give you some later.

Later? Oh, really?

- Oh, she said later. - Let's cut the cake!

Let's cut the cake first.

Boring! Boring!

Are you in pain now?

You know, Elfren married the wrong person.

Why do you say that? Who should it have been?

Me. It should've been me.

You're so delusional.

Kenneth, come here. Stop playing.

Ken, come here to Auntie Sandy.

Come here, so you'll behave well.

Come, give me a hug.

Your baby is really cute. So handsome.

You sit here on my lap.

You really have a way with children, don't you?

Wow. You can get married now.

The question is, when will you get married?

Kenneth, come here.

Go to your daddy first, okay? I'm just going to scold your mother.

What was that word again?

Marriage.

Marriage? That's not in my vocabulary, sis.

You know that.

Well, I would probably want to have kids someday.

But to give up my independence as a woman,

just to marry a man like, like that?

Like this. I'm better off being single.

I've had enough.

- Kiss! - Kiss!

Rona, make sure Sandy is available on Tuesday, okay?

- That's a big client. - Yes, sir.

Ma'am Sandy,

you want me to push your 1:30 p.m. to 2:00 p.m.?

What? Why?

Because, ma'am, your 11:00 a.m. meeting got pushed to 11:30 a.m.

So a domino effect happened.

But not unless we move your 11:30 a.m. to 1:00 p.m.

So you'll still have time for lunch.

Rona, can you not worry about my digestive system?

Ms. Sandy, the latest issue of Valor Magazine is out.

Nice.

You're still included in the young category?

What kind of people do you take us for?

George, please tell these youngsters

that people in their thirties are still considered young.

Are insults on the menu for breakfast?

- What did I do? - You are so dumb.

- Good morning, ma'am! - Hi!

Is Mom here?

Mom?

- Hi, my child! - Hi, Mom!

We're here now.

Show your respect, okay?

Oh, look who's here!

Jules!

Baby, how are you? I missed you.

- Hi, sister-in-law! - Hello!

How are you? Excuse me.

You came to visit me, but your face is glued to your phone.

Mom, this is important.

What's important

is your priorities are work.

How old are you again?

Thirty-two.

Oh, must you remind me?

Yes, I'm turning 32, Mom.

All right.

Mom, don't rub it in anymore! Oh, come on.

Mom, stop it.

Oh, she's on the cover of Valor Magazine.

Let me see.

Congrats, sis! You look beautiful!

- Thank you. - So powerful!

- Congrats, Sandy! - Thank you, bro.

You are beautiful. But it seems...

- Oops. - It's a bit too edited...

Okay, I knew it!

Fine, I look better there than in person.

Are you happy?

So prettty. Do you think she's pretty?

I'm pretty, right, Jules?

Tell me I'm pretty.

- Come on. I need your validation. - Auntie is pretty, right?

Mom, be proud of Sandy.

I want this.

Of course.

Of course, I'm proud of my not-so-young daughter.

- Ouch! - All her achievements.

Ice. Ice.

You've achieved almost everything, right?

Career, becoming a CEO, magazine cover.

But my question for you is, what's next for you?

Your work won't take care of you when you get old.

Maybe we should just change the topic.

What if we play after we eat?

Do you want to? Let's play?

But you have to give me a big hug first.

Yay! So sweet. I love you!

Tell me you love me.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

Yes, your work won't take care of you,

hug you, or tell you I love you.

Let's eat.

Yes, that's better. Let's eat.

- Let's eat, let's eat. - Let's eat. Okay.

- Okay. - Let's eat.

- Here, Mom. - Thank you, my son.

You know, it's not enough

for the reproductive system to just be healthy, okay?

Age plays a major role.

If you keep delaying having a child, you'll have a harder time.

Wait, wait, hold on.

So are you telling me that if I want to get pregnant,

I need to do it already?

Like, right now?

Actually, it should've been yesterday.

You're crazy.

There might just be a little discomfort, okay?

All I'm saying is, now is the right time.

You might end up regretting it later.

Wait.

Hey!

You're crazy. Are you taking pictures of my kiffy?

No, I'm just looking for a signal inside.

You're unbelievable. Delete that.

Come on. I need it for medical records.

- What are you talking about? It's fine. - Come on. Delete it.

You're ridiculous.

Why? Your kiffy has a beautiful smile, okay?

It's just a bit vertical.

- But... - It's beautiful!

No, I don't want it. Delete it.

Forget it. I'll just memorize it instead.

It's important that we close this deal, okay?

Are you ready?

The question is, are they ready for me?

- Surprise! - Surprise!

- Happy Birthday! - Happy Birthday!

- Happy Birthday! - Happy Birthday!

Make a wish and blow your candles, Ma'am Sandy!

- Happy Birthday, Sandy! - Thank you, Rona! Thank you.

Thank you so much! I appreciate it.

But honestly, guys,

I'm actually the one with a surprise for all of you.

Take your seats.

- This is exciting. - What's this?

What is that?

Okay.

There!

PowerPoint?

What are you showing us? A pitch deck?

No! This?

This is my life plan. And it goes like this.

So, it's not a secret to all of us that today, I turned 32.

Right?

So...

This? This is my egg cell.

My very healthy, very strong, very happy egg cells.

For now.

Because we all know that as women age,

the viability of our egg cells decreases significantly

both in quality and quantity.

And if I were successful in getting pregnant...

Successful in getting pregnant?

Are you going to have a baby?

Can you please let me finish first?

Save the questions for later. Okay?

Anyway, moving on.

If I were successful in getting pregnant

within the 11-month window,

then the baby will form from my eggs

still with the highest possible quality.

What is this?

A manufacturer's production?

Hey, come on, guys!

This is a huge milestone in my life, okay?

The baby has to exceed all benchmarks.

Can I continue now?

However, if I miss the 11-month window,

and I don't get pregnant, and I let the years go by,

then my egg numbers and quality will decrease,

and the quality wouldn't be as good,

and I might never get pregnant at all.

And then, if I do get pregnant,

I might even have all sorts of complications, right?

Like gestational hypertension.

- Low birth weight! - Stop!

- Eclampsia. - Stop! Stop!

Everyone out! Our circle of friends needs to talk first.

We're having an intervention.

Thank you. Thanks.

Thanks.

What was that?

Hey, are you serious?

Why did you suddenly decide to become an instant mother?

What, is this because of what we talked about?

Are you affected because Elfren and I got married?

That in our group of friends, aside from that gay guy,

you're the only single one left?

Well, my answer to that is yes and no.

Yes, because, well,

I realized that this is what I want next in my life.

And no, because... Sis, FYI, okay,

I'm not affected by you and Elfren getting married.

I don't want a husband. I just want a child.

A baby boy, to be specific.

Wow, you've even decided on the gender already?

Of course! I don't want a girl. We'd just fight.

But what if he turns out...

Gay?

That's okay. Go ahead. I have no problem with that.

I'll support him wherever he's happy. I'll be happy for him too.

You know, wait a second. Why are you thinking so far in advance?

- You're already thinking about the gender. - Exactly.

- I have a question. - Go ahead.

You want to have a baby?

- But you don't want to get married? - I don't.

How are you going to have a baby?

I will look for the perfect man.

Where? On Facegram?

Bumble, Temu, Shopee, or Lazada?

Wait a second. I have standards.

I want someone like... like Piolo Pascual.

- Wow! - Okay, fine, that's too high.

Maybe someone like Ian Veneracion.

- Oh, girl. - Right?

Right?

Ouch!

That hurts! What was that for?

So your feet can touch the ground again. You're aiming way too high.

Delusional!

That hurts, okay?

I'll get back at you someday.

You seem really happy, Sandy.

Do you have something important to tell us?

Okay, might as well, because eventually you'll find out anyway.

Guys, I'm going to have a baby.

- What?! - Yay!

Yay, right? Yay, that's the spirit!

- Let's step outside first. - What?

You have a boyfriend?

Who's the bastard?

I don't have a boyfriend, okay?

Wait, I thought you were pregnant.

Well, I'm not pregnant.

Not yet, anyway.

Then how are you going to get pregnant if you don't have a boyfriend?

Come on.

Does a woman really need a boyfriend to have a child?

Well, of course. What is this?

Are you going to use AI to make the baby?

- Come on, sis! - Oh, please.

You're too much. Of course, there still has to be a man,

but it doesn't necessarily mean he'll become my boyfriend, right?

Wait. Who is this man anyway?

Well, I'm still looking.

What do you mean you're still looking? You're still looking?!

Yes, I'm still looking.

Stop this nonsense already!

Oh, Mom, here we go again.

A lot of women do this, okay?

They want children, but they don't want to get married.

So why do you have to copy them?

Because with so many failed marriages here in the Philippines,

including your own, I don't want that.

Besides, it's so hard to separate from a worthless husband.

You even have to go through the Pope.

And I'm confident. I'm confident that I can be a good mother.

I know I can raise my child well.

Because that's what I want.

And I really, really want this, Mom.

So, please, don't judge me.

So, what you mean is the man's...

thing will be put into a test tube?

Oh, no, no, not like that. Not like that.

Then...

You mean you...

and him...

Like this...

Mom, Mom, Mom.

Mom, you're being so dramatic!

You know, she's the one who said I'm getting old.

There are lots of guys at the gym.

Why don't you start looking for your perfect daddy there?

I already spotted one there, but I don't know his name yet.

What's he like?

He looks responsible. Very intelligent-looking.

Very executive-position type.

Very position-of-responsibility type. Like that.

So, did you make a move?

Cannot be.

Why?

Daddy, I'm going to shower now.

Five more minutes, Mommy.

- And so? - What do you mean, and so?

I thought all you wanted from him was his sperm?

It's not like you're going to steal him from his wife

and for all eternity.

What's wrong with you? I don't want to be a homewrecker, okay?

Besides, they already have kids.

Your confidence level seems way too high.

Oh, wow.

Excuse me. I still have moral boundaries, you know?

Crazy girl.

What moral boundaries are you talking about?

You literally want a man to get you pregnant.

You know, actually, I spotted another one.

And who might that be?

Well, here it is.

A rock climbing coach.

Hi!

Hi!

- I'm Mon. - I'm Sandy.

Yes, I know.

You know?

I assume strong arms.

Coach has a strong grip.

True.

Does he have brains too?

See? There you go.

And you're the one accusing me of being judgmental.

Girl, is there even a coach with a Ph.D. in Physics or Actuarial Science?

He's also an executive, okay.

He just works part-time as a rock climbing coach at the gym.

But I see him there sometimes.

I know you are busy.

Do you think you are free tomorrow night?

- Tomorrow night? - Yes.

At 8:00 p.m., Sevilla Center. It's just two blocks away from here.

Yes, I know the place.

And then?

Did you go?

I want you to come with me and my friends.

It's not enough that we take care of our bodies.

We also need to take care of our souls.

The Lord doesn't approve of your project.

Oh, come on.

- I have an idea! - What?

- Sandy? - Yes, hi!

- Chayir. - Chayir, nice to meet you.

- It's nice to meet you. - I'm Sandy. Nice to meet you.

- Sit down. - I hope I did not keep you waiting.

No, it's okay. I just got here.

- Shall we order? - Yes.

So how did you and George meet?

Through pickleball.

We play pickleball every weekend.

Pickleball.

You know, George never mentioned to me that he plays pickleball.

And he also never mentioned that he has cute friends.

Can I take a picture of you?

- What for? - Wait. Let me show you.

- What is that? - That's our baby.

Cute, right? I think we're meant to be.

Nice.

Yes. Cute. Nice.

- You're thinking way ahead. - You're such a flirt!

- Maybe you're hungry already. - Yes.

Actually, okay--

Wait here, Sandy. I'm just going to the restroom.

Okay, sure. I'll be here.

Go ahead. Look at our baby first.

- What are you doing here, Chayir? - What are you doing?

Why did you set me up with that crazy woman?

I'm sorry.

I was just helping my best friend.

I think she likes you.

And you?

Me?

Of course, I love my best friend. She's my best friend.

And even if she's kind of crazy...

No, no, no.

Not about her.

Don't you like me?

Because I like you.

I have to go.

Just don't forget. We're playing ball this weekend.

Okay?

Winner.

So, how was the supermodel daddy?

Well...

It's over.

The last time I saw him was on our date.

Then George told me I should just forget about him.

That we should just look for someone else.

Hey, love, did you already tell Sandy about Jaime?

Oh, right.

- Who? - Jaime. Your ex?

We saw him in BGC the other night.

Damn.

You really shouldn't have let him go.

Handsome. Intelligent.

Handsome. Rich.

Very handsome.

Okay, fine. Yes, I get it.

But seriously, girl, isn't he really handsome?

But admit it. To this very day,

you still regret breaking up with Jaime, right?

Otherwise, you both could've been successful,

happily married, with a child.

Sandy?

- Jaime! - Hey!

How are you? Nice to see you.

- You're looking good, huh? - Thank you. You too.

Thank you. Anyway, so how have you been?

Good.

As good as it can get, actually.

Good to hear.

Anyway, so you wanted to tell me something, right?

Didn't you say you wanted to see me

because you had something important to tell me?

And personal?

Well, I just don't know how...

I just don't know how to say this to you

without you misunderstanding it.

Oh, shoot. Okay.

I need a very big favor from you.

Okay. Well, let's hear it.

So, well, you know, I just turned 32.

And... There's something I need.

And you're the only one who can help me.

Okay.

I guess you and I can help each other.

Okay.

Jaime,

can you get me pregnant?

Huh?

What? What did you say? Wait.

You want me to do what?

Why? What's wrong?

Come on. It's not like it's the first time we've had sex, right?

Keep your mouth shut, Sandy.

I'm getting married in two months.

Okay. Perfect!

That's still two months away. You're not married yet.

So that means there are no legal impediments yet.

Are you out of your mind?

Hon!

- Hon! - Hi!

Hon. By the way,

I've asked my fiancée to join us.

Hi!

Sandy, Liza.

Sandy. Nice to meet you.

- Sandy? - Yes.

She's the one you've been telling me about, hon.

- Yes! Yes. - All good things, I hope?

- I hope. - Yes, yes.

You know, my fiancé has so much respect and admiration for you.

So... You know what?

it's really nice to meet a fellow woman with integrity, right?

Yes, of course!

Yes, exactly! That's right!

Yes, guys!

Next round's on me!

Let's celebrate!

- You can sit here. - Okay.

George, I think that was one of the most embarrassing moments

of my entire life!

You know, like, I just wanted the ground to swallow me whole.

I mean, who would've thought?

Most admired advertising executive.

Top 10 industry leaders in Southeast Asia.

Canes Lyons winner.

And then you're begging your ex-boyfriend for sperm cells.

Come on.

You know, when you say it like that, I sound so desperate.

Why? Aren't you desperate?

Okay, yes. Fine, then I'm desperate.

But, George, my project has to push through.

But who, then? Right? Who?

No one's worth it. Is any man even worth it?

George, you know,

you could do it.

- Hey, crazy girl! - Why?

- You're crazy. I'm a woman. - A woman?

- Don't touch me! - You're not a woman!

- What are you, a chick? - Hey, this isn't a chicken!

I'm not some chicken you can just poke and squeeze.

What then? Chicken nugget?

Hey! No!

Hey, I'm a grower, okay.

- Chicken drumstick. - Let me see.

Come on.

But wait, George. You've had a girlfriend before, right?

- Just do it. - No! I'm a girl.

No. I touched it. That's not true.

No, okay! No!

Oh my God!

It's me, George. It's me.

- Look at me. - Oh my gosh!

It's me. It's me.

- Gross! - Come on.

Help me, please. Help me!

Call 911!

What about Vance? Vance Murillo.

I don't like him. Isn't he a pervert?

Exactly, he'd definitely agree because he's a pervert.

I don't want my child to inherit pervert genes.

Okay, fine. All right, we'll keep looking.

Who else?

Oh, this one! Philip.

Philip Lagunillo.

Lord, please forgive me,

but I really can't imagine

what our child would look like if it were me and Philip.

You're so choosy, girl!

Well, of course, right?

- Who else? - This is hard.

You're crazy!

Your scream almost reached the heavens. You startled me.

Girl, it came from heaven.

It's like a divine intervention.

I already found the perfect partner for your project.

Really?

- You found one? - Yes!

- Yay! Yes! - That's too much.

Bros... Keep it up, okay! Keep it up!

That's how you shoot. Like that.

Wow, shoot!

Speaking of shooting, Stalin, are you sure you're the father

before you go shooting around here?

Here it is, bros.

I computed it using a calculator.

The dates really match up, bro.

Looks like I really am the father.

Why did you use a calculator?

You should've used a condom instead!

- This is a serious conversation. - Condom.

Serious. This is serious.

Migs, we're going to be fathers.

Stalin, did you hear that? We're going to be dads.

You? Pressure! When are you going to be a dad?

- That's the question, bro. - How can he become a father?

Our buddy still can't move on.

Look at him.

- Right? - Migs!

Don't tell me you're still thinking about that Abby, huh?

- There she is. - That's too long, man.

Speaking of the she-devil.

That she-devil should be wearing black.

But anyway. She's ignoring you, bro.

- She's still ignoring you. - Wow.

- Still ignoring you. - Miggy, wow.

Oh, he's still looking.

Miggy, you okay?

Why wouldn't I be?

Come on, this is Migs. You know Migs, bro.

He's like a matchstick.

Strike anywhere. Burn them down.

Burn them down. That's my guy!

Leave her be. She looks happy anyway.

You know, honestly, I admire you, bro.

You're kind.

Imagine that, you were the one who got cheated on,

yet you're still super forgiving, man.

Be careful with being too kind.

You're one of the Lord's priorities.

- You're one of the Lord's priorities. - Don't worry.

When the Lord calls me up, I'll take you with me.

Bro, just him, bro. Just him, okay.

Bro, I'm older than you,

- Let's play. - so your words might come true.

Besides, I'm a bad person.

I'm headed to the lower level. It's not my time yet.

Oh my God! He's on his way!

Who is that, anyway?

He's a friend of my best friend from graduate school.

And?

Visual Artist.

Painter.

Wait.

Before we get too excited, I just want to know.

Does your friend know what my expectations are?

What the deliverables are?

Of course not. We couldn't tell him that, Sandy.

What?

I think that's something between the two of you.

Okay, so what you're saying is,

your friend doesn't know

that all I need from him is--

He's here! Just stay quiet over there, girl, okay?

- Quiet! - Be nice.

Bro. Hey, Karen.

- Hi! - Nice to see you.

Hey!

I would like you to meet my good friend, Sandy Montecillo.

- Hi! - Sandy, this is Migo Andrade.

I think I've seen you before.

Really?

Have we met before?

Yes.

And you were pointing your finger at me.

That was you, at their wedding!

At the wedding... Oh, yes, I remember.

I never thought I'd see you again.

Well, the Lord must love you, I guess.

That's why He gave you a second chance.

Come on. Have a seat.

You should see Migo's work, Sandy.

They are awesome.

- Why don't you show her? - Yes, bro.

I have a few on my phone, but they don't look that good here.

Come on, that's okay. I want to see.

What is this?

The title of that is "Meditation".

Non-representational.

Yes, I noticed that.

Maybe you want to ask Migo something else, Sandy.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

I've had girlfriends, yes.

Had?

I mean, I'm single, if that's what you wanted to know.

So, what's your body count?

Body count?

The number of people you've had sex with.

I don't count bodies. I count hearts.

Oh, wow!

- Nice one! - He's something else, girl.

Okay, well,

can you win my heart, Migo?

Why? How much do I need to invest to win your heart?

No, I don't need your money.

What I need from you is,

well,

something else.

Elfren, bro, thanks for dinner.

- Oh, it was nothing. - Thanks, guys.

Hey, good luck with your exhibit.

I mean you and your friends'. There are four of you.

- I'll invite you guys, okay? - Of course.

- I'm coming. - Of course.

All right.

- Migo, we'll go ahead. - Bro.

- So we can get some rest. - All right.

- Bye. - Bye. Take care.

Thank you!

- Take care. - Thank you for dinner.

Drive safely.

- Bye. - Take care, okay.

See you.

Good job.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Are you okay? Are you okay, buddy?

Does anything hurt?

I'm sorry. My son is really hyper.

Does anything hurt?

Say sorry and thank you.

Sorry. Thank you, Uncle.

It's okay.

- I'm sorry. - Great boy.

Oh, you.

- Is he okay? - Kids.

So, what now?

You probably won't freak out if I ask for your number, right?

No, not at all.

So, I'll see you again?

Sure. Sure.

Great.

Okay.

Nice. Okay. Let's take a selfie.

Maybe you should do it, since your arms are longer.

Okay, sure.

See? What can you say about that?

A little mature-looking, but acceptable.

After you're done with him, give him my number too, just in case.

Why? You want to get pregnant too?

Crazy girl.

Hey, wait.

Does that guy already know what your expectations are?

Not yet.

I'm about to tell him. Actually, we're still going to negotiate.

Should I call him now? I'll call him now.

You know what? I'm calling him now.

Excuse me.

Migo.

Migo, hi!

This is Sandy,

Sandy Montecillo, the friend of...

Sandy.

Yes. What's up?

Nothing. I was just wondering. Are you free right now?

Of course.

Of course.

Okay. Perfect.

All right, just send me your location, then I'll come to you.

I'm on my way.

I need to brush my teeth.

Is this okay?

Is this okay, sis?

Hey! Yuck! Oh my God!

- Please! - Do I look okay?

You're okay! Hey, where are you going?

I'm going there. Are you deaf?

Really? That's fast! Manifest, girl!

- Hi! - Hi!

- Hello. - Hi.

Your house is beautiful. Very New York apartment.

Very artsy. I like it.

And your paintings.

Wow!

They're... big.

Yes, that is the kind of work I do.

I see.

Nice.

So, what are we going to talk about

that made you rush to my studio?

- Is this your grandma? - Yes.

She died three years ago. She was 98 years old.

Wow!

Does your family really live long?

I guess you can say that.

Her father lived until 104.

Hundred and four! Longevity! Oh, that's definitely a plus for me.

What illnesses run in your family?

Do you have any history of hypertension,

diabetes, strokes, cancer?

Thank God, there's no diabetes or cancer.

But one of my grandfathers died from...

Heart attack?

Appendicitis.

It was during World War II.

Oh, right. Wartime really was difficult.

But wow! Your family has really good health genes.

Excuse me.

Yes... Healthwise...

No hypertension,

no cancer.

Perfect!

Sandy, what exactly are we talking about here?

HMO, life insurance?

Oh, no, no.

What I'm trying to say is,

please understand, and don't get me wrong, okay?

Migo, I'm 32.

And the last time we were together,

I asked you if you had a girlfriend, and you said no.

And you said you're open-minded.

But you didn't ask me if I was in a relationship.

So, I'm here now telling you that I'm not.

Okay.

And?

Well, Migo, at this stage of my life right now,

I'm very stable.

I have a fabulous career, I have money,

but I thought about it and realized that I want a...

I'm a woman, Migo.

And my biological time clock is telling me that

if I don't... Well, if I reach the age where...

You know what?

This isn't interesting for you,

so, yes, I want a baby.

Okay.

And then?

Well, you're smart.

Articulate.

You're artistic too, and you have depth,

which men these days severely lack.

And not to mention, you have good skin.

- Handsome. - Sandy, thank you.

But what's your point?

Migo.

Can you...

give me a baby?

I know it's kind of weird, but...

It's not kind of weird. It's really weird.

But okay, I want to set one thing straight, okay?

Wait. Sandy, can I go first?

You want me to give you a baby, right?

Where am I supposed to get a baby?

Then we'll make one.

So, you mean to say we're going to...

Have sex?

Duh!

Of course, yes!

How else are we going to make a baby, right?

Yes.

But it's nothing personal, okay?

Damn!

I'm sorry.

I mean, you want me to father your child, but it's not personal.

Okay.

Okay.

Here, let's put it this way.

No emotions.

No commitments. No obligations.

Purely biological.

Just fertilize me, and give me my baby.

Then you'll give me a trophy that says, "Best Stud."

You won't have any responsibility.

Once I get pregnant, you're done. You're free to go.

You won't have to spend anything.

You won't have to face any kind of responsibility.

So, you're telling me all you want are my swimming babies?

More or less.

Well, I could just put them in a cup or a bottle.

No, no. I don't want that.

I don't want it in a cup or a bottle. I don't want IVF.

It just feels not natural.

And what you're asking me to do is very natural?

Okay...

I don't want a husband.

I just want a child, but I cannot have a child without a man.

So, I need a man, but not a husband.

Am I making sense?

Do you want to go on a date first?

You know, this is pointless. I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Excuse me. I'll just go home. I'm sorry.

Is she on drugs? Am I--

It's a prank. It's a prank.

It's really hard to understand.

Men get scared too.

Scared of what?

Girl, you're asking him to become a father, right?

So what? What is he scared of?

It's not like he'll have responsibilities toward me.

This is just a one-shot deal.

But what if that one-shot deal doesn't work?

Then we do take two.

What if it still doesn't work?

- Still not? - How?

Don't say that. That's too much. We'd be FUBUs by then.

Two tries max.

But tell me. Is it impossible?

It's possible, but the chances are low.

No. We just need faith. The Lord is with us.

Now she's dragging the Lord into this.

Cheers!

What did you say, bro?

She wants you to get her pregnant?

Isn't she crazy?

Migs, but she said no strings attached.

So it's fine. You're just too nervous.

What? An act of charity.

Real talk, bro.

A man's life changes a lot once he has a child.

Go ahead. Scare me even more.

Was I talking to you? I was talking to Migs.

- Sorry. - Huh?

- Sorry. You're so grumpy. - Bro, I'm telling you.

Look at me. I already have a kid.

This nervous wreck here, Stalin, is about to become a father too.

Maybe this is the change you've been waiting for. Right?

Yes, and besides, Migs, you mentioned it to us before, right?

That you really wanted to become a father.

Yes, so I can show my child

that I can be a better father than his grandfather.

Well, there you go!

Perfect timing! What are you waiting for?

- Go for it already! - Yes, like that.

Exactly like that.

Right? Besides, all the ones they sent look exactly the same.

Nothing stands out.

I agree.

- What are we even doing here in-- - Ma'am, excuse me.

You have a visitor.

Migo. Hi.

Guys, I need the room. Can you step outside?

Let's go, guys.

- You too. - Sorry.

All right.

- Migo, about the other day... - That's why I'm here.

Look, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to offend you. I didn't mean to disrespect you. It's just--

Can you... just chill first?

Your project...

I thought about it.

Okay.

I'm in.

- Really? - I'm in.

Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you!

Come here. Hurry, sit here, so I can explain things better.

There. Wait a second. Let me fix this first.

Okay. So...

Ready?

Thank you so much for agreeing to be my partner in this exciting project.

You really prepared a deck for this?

Well, you know, the main point of all this is...

It's now or never.

I need to have a baby before I turn 33,

so I can guarantee that I'll have a healthy baby boy.

And since you agreed to my proposal, that you'll be the biological father,

these are the things we need to do.

I've already studied this, so it'll be scientific, precise.

So we need the perfect timing.

And the perfect location.

That exact moment when fertilization can be accomplished

with utmost efficiency.

And that would be exactly...

Ten days from today.

So, with the right date,

the perfect time, and the perfect temperature,

everything has to be exact.

So in a single attempt, boom!

A healthy baby boy!

Any questions?

You really planned all of this down to the last detail.

Of course! So everything's organized.

Okay.

Okay.

So, let me get this right.

After we...

- After we... - Yes?

- I won't have any obligations? - None!

You know, you don't even have to sign the baby's birth certificate.

No moral, social, financial, or psychological obligations.

Just give me my baby, and you're done.

Okay.

Unless you want some

sort of financial remuneration, then--

Now you've turned me into a callboy.

No, I'm just asking.

Look, I have my reasons for doing this,

and money is not one of them.

- Okay? - I'm sorry.

Actually, I did this because I felt sorry for you.

I mean,

it takes a lot of courage for a woman

to say all those things you said to me, you know?

So,

I thought,

maybe you really need this.

Like, to the point where you have no one else to turn to--

Okay, okay, wait. Hold on, okay. I get it.

No need to elaborate, okay? I get it.

But I don't need your pity.

And to be clear, this is not just simply an act of desperation.

I just really want to have a baby.

Great. Okay, I understand.

So, showtime is in ten days?

No showtime, unless...

you sign the contract.

Please sign all pages. There are three copies.

Project Baby begins now!

Thank you!

- Good morning! - Hello!

Do you already know where our room is?

Yes. It's...

Actually, I don't know. You're the one who booked it, right?

We have to wait for the perfect time.

Okay. And what time is that?

9:45 p.m.

Not 9:44, not 9:46.

Down to the last minute?

This is scientific, so it's effective.

But once we start, there probably isn't a time limit, right?

I don't know.

Actually... Hold on. Let me look it up first.

Is this the boom-boom room?

Can you not call it that?

Boom, boom, boom, boom!

Excuse me, ma'am. Here are your drinks.

Thank you.

Sandy!

You're being sneaky, huh. You've been staring at me for a while now.

I just noticed.

You seem allergic to the word "spouse".

I just don't want to give other people the wrong impression, okay?

Other people, or you?

Because it seems like you're the only one with issues about the concept of marriage.

I just know what I want, and I know what's good for me.

And marriage... I think it's just a more expensive,

more restrictive extension of a relationship, right?

With all the celebrity breakups in 2025 and 2026.

Those are celebrities.

Exactly. So, even more so the undocumented failed relationships, right?

And then what if it fails?

What do you do? Get an annulment?

That's so costly!

Costly?

Like you thought about that when you booked this paradise?

Well, of course, that's different.

This is for our little baby boy.

Everything has to be perfect. Why?

Do you want us to keep coming back here?

Repeat this over and over just to make everything perfect?

Over and over?

- Over and over. - You're unbelievable.

It would be my honor, Ms. Montecillo. It would be my honor.

You're crazy.

I might start thinking you're falling in love with me.

Why?

If that happens, would that be a problem?

You're ridiculous.

- What's wrong? - It's only 9:35 p.m.

Can we stop waiting for that?

It might...

Wait!

What's that?

Come on, baby. Well, a thermometer.

What else would it be?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, baby.

- What? - We can do it now!

We can do it now. It's time!

Boom boom time, baby!

Are you ready?

Yes?

Let's go.

What are you doing?

What the heck!

They said the sperm reaches the egg cells faster

if the woman stays upside down after sex.

Woman? What?

Wait, you ask too many questions.

- Can you just help me here? - Okay.

- This is hard. - How?

- There? - There. Like that. Just stay there.

- There. - Here?

Oh, thank you.

- Just stay there. - How long is this?

Just about 30 minutes.

There you are. I've been looking all over for you.

- You miss me already? - Oh, please.

You really think you're so handsome, huh?

Just cute.

Why do you look so deep in thought?

Nothing.

I was just thinking about what happened last night.

Imagine we made a baby.

Hey, there's no backing out of the contract now, Migo.

It's a done deal.

I'm actually glad we did it.

I mean, it's a chance for me to see

if I can be a better father than my own father.

It's my chance to prove to myself

that I'm a good person.

That I'll stand by the people I love.

I won't leave them.

Migo,

fatherhood isn't the basis of being a good person.

I mean, even now, I can already see that you're a good person.

You're the only one who agreed to help me with my project, right?

If it were a lesser man, he would immediately say no.

Anyway, why were you looking for me?

Well...

How do I say this?

Fine.

I've also been thinking about what happened last night. If...

what we did was successful, and...

I just want to make sure.

So, you want a round two?

But strictly professional.

- What about the... - Oh, don't think about the timing anymore.

Don't think about that anymore.

Then what about the contract?

You know what?

Forget the contract!

Let's go!

Here! Hurry! Come on!

It's okay!

Is it okay here? Wow!

Not there. I'm ticklish there--

Oh, I'm sorry!

When I was little, whenever my parents fought,

I would just leave the house.

Then I'd make wishes on every star I could see in the sky.

And, actually,

it all boiled down to one wish.

What was it?

That I would never find Prince Charming.

That I would never experience all the problems

that come with saying "I do".

And that if I ever had a child,

they would never go through everything I went through.

It's your past.

It doesn't define your future.

The happiness of your future family,

it doesn't depend on your parents.

It depends on you and your partner.

Don't be afraid, Sandy.

- Ma'am, I got it. - Oh, it's okay. Thank you.

- Do you have work tomorrow? - Yes.

Actually, I have a lot of work to do at the office tomorrow.

Will I hear from you again?

Why?

Well, I just want to know if I nailed the job.

No pun intended.

Okay. I'll give you a call...

if you nailed the job.

No pun intended.

All right, get back to me after that, okay?

- Yes, ma'am. - Thank you, ma'am.

We need to regroup. Do we still have time?

Yes, ma'am. We still have 20 minutes before the next meeting.

Okay, perfect.

All right, gather George, Ariel, and all the rest.

Then let's just meet here in my office later, okay?

Okay, ma'am.

Coffee? Which comes first? The coffee?

- Milk? - Milk first before coffee.

Wow, you're weird.

He says to pour the milk first.

Bro. Wait a second. Who's pregnant?

Is it Sandy or you? Huh?

She hasn't even contacted me since then.

Oh, well. What a waste.

If I were you, I would've at least charged her.

Five thousand pesos per round.

Five thousand pesos?

He's only worth 1,500 pesos. Just 1,500.

Idiot.

No, no.

But, Migs, Sandy did say

there were no complications after sex, right?

So for me, bro,

just give her the time and space she needs.

- Bro, just a question. - Here's your iced Americano.

I just have a question.

No malice. Do you agree to 1,500 pesos?

You're so picky. You even agreed to do it for free.

Yuck!

I'm tired.

We haven't even started yet you're already tired?

Oh, wait.

Do you want to stop by my clinic to get the pregnancy test kit?

I'm nervous.

Wow. After pushing through with your Project Baby,

you're only getting nervous now?

Go, baby!

Oh my God!

- Nicely done! - Wait.

So that's why he was telling me to forget about Chayir.

Because he's the one flirting around!

You're good too.

Wait a second, okay?

See?

- Nice, nice game. - Hey.

Sandy, why?

Why? So your feet can touch the ground again.

You're feeling too high, girl!

Sandy!

Why did you do that?

Nothing. I just felt like it.

Sandy?

Are you surprised that I called?

Any updates?

Can we meet at my office?

Ma'am Sandy.

Sir Migo.

- Hi, Migo! Have a seat. - Hello.

What if we go back to work, huh?

Go on!

You gossipy people.

So, any update?

Yes!

Yes!

You're even more excited than I am.

Of course, I'm the co-producer of that project of yours.

Well, thank you so much for helping me with this project.

It's done.

I guess I can check on you and the baby once in a while, right?

Huh?

Why?

I mean, that's my child too.

But we already agreed, right,

- right from the beginning, that... - I know, I know, I know.

- But that's still my child. - Shh, come on.

The one in your womb is my child.

Yes!

- Ma'am, I already gave it. - Thank you.

- What's that? - Congrats!

- Girl, congrats! - Thank you!

See?

I'm so excited.

- Congrats! - Thank you!

Kenneth will finally have someone to play with.

I'm so excited!

Silly, I can't drink that.

- Congrats! - Thank you, Chayir.

I'm just joking.

- Congrats. - Thank you.

Boys.

We need some girl talk first.

Go over there first.

- It's okay. - Go on.

Let's have a boys' talk too.

- Sandy. - What?

Sorry.

So you two already made a baby.

Maybe now you can forgive me and Chayir.

Fine.

It's not like I have a choice. Right?

I can't stay mad at you. Silly.

You're so flirty. I already accepted that.

- But are you happy for me? - Of course!

- But wow, that guy. - Seriously.

- He's got strong sperm. - True.

Just one bang, and the child got assembled immediately.

Wait. Sorry. Correction.

Two bangs!

- You are really something, girl. - Well.

That guy is something.

- What's that? - Ma'am, Sir Migo sent this.

How did he send it?

He just arrived. He's outside. He's still there.

There's the viand.

What's that? You're mixing all kinds of food together.

Your stomach's going to throw a fit.

- Here, laing. Freshly cooked. - I can't. The smell makes my nose itch.

I can't take it. Please, I don't want it.

- I don't want that. - It's like you have pregnancy cravings.

Are you...

You mean...

You went through with it?

Sis.

Mom?

Mom? We'll talk about that later.

Mom? Mom.

Stop it. Stop it. Okay?

Sis. Are you okay?

Who's your doctor?

- Maybe Beth can help you with everything-- - Bro.

I'm okay.

I'm okay, Mom.

I have a request.

What now?

Actually, it's not a request. It's a demand.

I want to meet him.

There you go.

Wow!

- Hi, guys! Good evening! - Finally!

- Sorry, I'm late. Hi, Mom! - Oh, dear.

- Hi, bro! - Go.

Hi, sister-in-law! Hi, Migo!

We already started.

- I got caught up at work. - Sorry.

What did I miss?

Well, Sandy, you never told me

that Migo here is a visual artist.

You know, before I met her father,

my first boyfriend was also a UP Fine Arts graduate.

- Mom. - What? It's true, though.

And Migo showed us his works.

They're beautiful.

Yes. And apparently Migo also knows Mikey.

Isn't Mikey the one who visited the house?

He knows Mikey.

Yes, my football teammate.

Ah, so Migo also plays soccer.

Well, what do you know?

An athlete and an artist too.

It's final.

What's final?

I like him.

I really, really like him.

He is such a perfect match for you.

I like you a lot. I like you, young man.

I like this man.

I like him.

You know,

I'm so happy

that you're going to be the father

of my second grandchild.

Mom!

I knew this was a bad idea.

I'm just making conversation.

Oh, really?

Okay! I think we should call it a night, huh?

Mom, come on. You still have a long drive.

Come on. Migo also has a long trip home.

Come on. Let's go, bro.

- Let's go. - Okay. Okay.

Migo, on Sunday we have a family gathering at our house in the province.

- Mom! - Can you please come?

- Migo's busy. - Huh? Are you busy on Sunday?

Mom, I said he's busy, okay? Please.

I'm sorry. You just don't listen, do you?

Come on, Mom. You still have a long drive.

Okay.

- Take care, Aunt Millie. - Okay.

- Good night. - Good night.

You too.

Good night, bro. Sis.

- Love you! - Love you.

Are you okay?

Well, you seem more than okay because my mother already likes you.

Well, at least now,

she doesn't have too many questions anymore, right?

Your mom, she's wonderful. She's so funny.

She's so cool.

Try having her as your mom,

and then come back to me and tell me if you like it.

Hey.

About my request, I'm serious about it.

I want to visit you from time to time until the baby comes out.

- No. - Why not?

Why not, Migo Andrade?

We have an arrangement. We already agreed on something, right?

I thought you said, forget the contract.

- Oh my gosh. - I'm not going to claim the child.

You know, our second round was just an exemption

because the real objective of the contract was for us to make a baby, right?

So please, don't use my own words against me.

Can't we just be friends?

Promise,

I won't court you.

I know, okay, but...

What?

You're scared that you might fall in love with me.

Oh my God, Migo! No way!

Fine.

No attachments. Friends.

Not even close friends. Just friends.

And also, can you stop using my family to emotionally blackmail me?

It wasn't even my idea.

Whose idea was it to invite me for dinner to meet the family?

Fine, okay, that was me.

Actually, no. It was my mom. I was just the one who invited you, okay?

And I regret it.

Big mistake.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night!

Oh my God.

Anyway, guys, from what I heard, this is just from my friends,

Migo lives alone.

Didn't you say he grew up with his grandma?

- You want? - No, thank you.

That's right.

The house he lives in now is his grandmother's house.

Why all of a sudden this interest in his biography?

Nothing. I just want to understand.

Oh! Wants to understand him.

- Come on! - Why?

- You really are flirty. - Ouch!

You really positioned yourself there

- so you could be close to him. - Wait.

Why do you suddenly want to understand him?

Why are you all so obsessed with fondling my boobs?

Here's another one.

I know that Migo grew up with his grandmother

because his dad couldn't bring him to his legitimate family.

He's an illegitimate child.

After giving birth to him, his mother left him with his father.

And his father left him with his grandmother.

That's it.

So, he never had a real family?

I was told that when his father was dying,

that was when he introduced him to his legitimate children.

But he never really fit in.

That's why he's really alone.

- Is this from Migo? - Yes.

Okay then, thank you.

This is so good!

You must be a regular customer of the seller.

Better than me?

I have a work in progress.

I'll send it to you.

I'm really not good at realism.

Hi!

Oh, finally! She's here.

Wow, "finally", huh?

It's only 12:15 p.m., Mom.

Don't be so dramatic.

You're still late.

Did you know? Migo makes really good kare-kare.

Of course, I'm a grandma's boy.

What are you doing here?

I invited him.

Okay.

How did you get here? Your pickup truck isn't outside.

Oh, we picked Migo up. Right, bro?

- I had him picked up. - Exactly.

We even have our own group chat now.

Group chat? And I'm not in it.

- Sorry. - You're unbelievable.

Come on. Let's talk outside first.

Hey, hey.

You really just can't stop yourself, can you?

From what?

First, the guapples.

Now, my mother.

You keep trying to act cute.

Sandy, have you ever thought about why your mother invited me over?

Not because I'm trying to act cute around her.

It's to get to you.

Can't you give her a chance?

- Chance to what? - To reach out to you.

Wow, you meet my family twice,

and now you're telling me how to treat my mother?

Is it so hard?

She seems like an incredible person, Sandy.

Oh, come on. You don't know my mom.

What's funny about that?

How can I not know your mother?

You're literally two sides of the same coin.

That's why you can't stand each other.

You're almost the exact same person.

And you can't accept that.

She knows you so well.

Sandy, just give your mother a chance.

You know, even if she acts like that, she's lonely.

She's getting older.

Excuse me.

I'm not that old, Migo.

I know this, Sandy, because...

I was there beside my grandmother until the day she died.

It was just the two of us.

So can you please spend time with your family?

Fine. Just make sure the kare-kare tastes good, okay?

And also, can you add me to the group chat,

now that I've already caught you all?

Let's take a deep cleansing breath.

Now this time, your partners will be behind you.

And then first off, put your hands underneath her tummy.

Breathe in. Three.

Am I the pregnant one? Or you?

Breathe out. Four.

You.

Breathe in.

Migo, the baby kicked. Hurry!

- Here, around here. - Really?

- Yes, hurry. The baby kicks hard. - Where?

That's strong.

This is unbelievable. We're finally complete.

That looks delicious.

Thank you.

You want?

How about you, Sandy?

When are you and Migo planning to get married?

Actually, no plans. We don't have plans like that.

- But you're living together, right? - Huh, what?

- Love, yes. - Remind your husband.

Come here. Haven't we talked about this already?

You are starving, right?

Come here. Eat this. Here.

Pork barbeque?

After you give birth,

will you allow me to be the father of the baby?

Depends.

Depends on your definition of "father of the baby".

Because as per our agreement,

we're not putting your last name on the birth certificate.

Whose then, George's?

No, seriously.

Me. I will be the mother.

Is it okay if the child has a father as well?

I just want to help you raise our child.

Migo, I don't need that, right?

I don't need the father of my child because I can do it alone.

I can raise my child.

I can take care of the baby.

So stop worrying about it. Okay?

Besides, that's not the contract you signed.

- I know. But-- - But?

No buts. You already signed it.

That's it.

No.

I really don't understand.

I don't understand why you have to prioritize your own needs

over your future child's.

Mom, can you please stop interfering?

This is my decision. Okay?

You don't want me interfering

even when I know what you're doing is wrong?

The child hasn't done anything wrong.

Why don't you want your child to know their father?

There is nothing wrong with Migo, my child.

There is nothing wrong with him.

Because I don't want commitment, okay?

Mom, I'm 32 years old.

I get the concern.

I know you mean well.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I know what will make me happy.

Okay.

Whatever makes you happy.

You know, Miggy, if I were you, stop insisting if she doesn't want to.

I know, bro. But...

But, bro, stop pestering Sandy.

The more you push her, the more she'll resist.

- Right. - Right?

What do you suggest I do?

Migs, here's the thing. You've got two choices.

First, it's simple, bro.

If she doesn't want to, then don't force it.

Look at me. Let me tell you a story.

My wife had pregnancy cravings. You know what she wanted?

She said she didn't want to see me. So I gave her what she wanted.

I stayed away.

So what happened?

She started looking for me. She missed this face. She missed me.

- This boy-next-door face, bro. - What a face.

I'm telling you, I'm telling you!

That's your wife, though.

I know, I know. But, bro, what I mean is, don't force it.

But if you really love her, then...

Right? Wait for her.

But respect her decision, bro.

Women nowadays are different. They stand up for themselves.

So give her that. Come on, Migs.

Right?

You know, Miggy, I rarely agree with Poknat here,

but just some friendly advice.

You know, I feel like the best thing is...

Just pray that she changes her mind.

- Amen. - Right?

There you go.

So what's the second choice?

Just let it be. Right?

Wait, wait. Miggy, listen.

I've been wondering. I'm really curious.

Compared to your exes before,

- what is so special about Sandy? - Your ex.

Look. Before, there was Abby.

Yes, that's one.

- Mary Jane. - Yes, Mary Jane too.

There was another one...

What was her name again? The Spanish girl from Zamboanga?

Ah, yes. I know her. She was...

Here, here. That was Sabrina.

- Yes, Sabrina. Right? - That's right.

- Another one! - Samantha.

Right, Samantha. That was Samantha.

Anyway, yes, Samantha.

But you were never like this.

Now with Sandy, it's like you're losing yourself.

No appetite. What's wrong?

Are you new to this?

But bro, what do you really want from her?

- That. - Yes, that.

Exactly that.

Maybe I just feel responsible.

- Wow! - Wow!

- Responsible? - Responsible?

Big word!

Damn. Responsible.

Just because you're having an exhibit,

now you start feeling responsible?

Bro, that's my child.

I made a child.

I just want to be better than my father.

You're really something else, Miggy Boy!

Blockbuster!

Thank you for coming.

Bro, I'm happy for you.

Love. I'm so sorry we're late.

- Love, no, you're just in time. - Migo, congratulations!

Congratulations for what? What is this? Certificate of appreciation?

Hey! You better buy paintings too, okay?

You're just here to eat. I know you. You eat a lot.

Hello! Congrats!

Hello! Thank you for coming!

I thought this was an ex-deal.

We'll go around first.

- My presence is enough. - That's enough.

Let's go look at the paintings.

We'll just walk around.

So cute, right?

I'll turn off the lights here.

I'm watching you.

Hello, Beth!

Thank you!

- Congrats, Migo! - Thank you for coming!

Come on. We can't miss this. You're practically part of our family.

- What about Aunt Millie? - She's on her way.

Okay?

- Bro, congrats. - Thank you.

We'll look around first. We'll talk to you later, yes?

Oh, wow!

It looks like Sandy.

Oh, that's so cute.

Doesn't look like...

It reminds me of, you know, our baby.

I'm starting to want a baby now. How about you?

Where's Sandy? Is she coming?

I don't know.

Are you sure you don't want to go, even for a short while?

No thanks. I'll just get tired there.

That's bad for the baby.

Since when did you become such a drama queen?

You know what? Cut it out.

Just do the guy one small favor.

What difference does it make whether I'm there or not?

Girl, he invited you.

He invited all of us. Including my mom.

- And why don't you go? - Because I don't want to.

You really are a bitch.

Ma'am, Sir Migo is here.

Tell him... Tell him I'm already asleep.

I already told him, ma'am, but he said the light is still on.

Just make him leave.

Tell him I'm already resting.

Okay, ma'am.

Bitch.

Don't listen to your godfather.

Godmother.

Sorry, sir.

I've knocked several times already, but she really won't come out.

Is that so?

Please just give this to her.

Tell her it only needs 30 seconds in the microwave.

- Okay, sir. Thank you. - Okay, thank you.

I KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE NOT UNLESS AUNTIE MILLIE LIED

Damn you, Migo! Damn you!

She's really gone crazy.

Bye. Take care. Thank you.

- Poor Migo. - What's up?

The pregnant lady's sleepy already.

You didn't even invite him?

Sandy, can't you at least be nice to him?

Girl, when I'm nice to him, his expectations go up.

Okay?

His expectations, or yours too?

Excuse me.

Besides, why do you keep pushing him away?

What are you trying to avoid?

That you might end up liking him even more?

That your plan of being a strong, independent,

single mother might fall apart?

What's the problem with that?

Wait a second.

Let me just clarify something, if that's okay with you guys.

Who exactly is your friend here? Me or Migo?

Sandy, of course, you're the one we're concerned about.

It's just that the more you push him far, far away,

the more you're hurting yourself too.

Please. I'm giving birth in two weeks.

Can we not talk about him?

Can we do that, guys? Is that okay with you?

What are you doing here?

You don't answer my calls. You don't reply to my texts.

Migo, please. Just give me a break.

Sandy, all I'm asking is, don't lock me out of your life.

I'm not asking for us to be in a relationship

or stay together forever.

I'm not here to change you or your life.

Okay.

Then what do you want?

I just want to be part of the life of that child,

who happens to be mine as well.

Migo, you know it's not that simple.

Honestly, there are so many reasons,

so many reasons why I should just say yes to you,

why I should just agree to what you want.

You're talented.

You're intelligent.

You're kind.

Loving.

You're committed to being the best person you can be.

But Migo, the moment I let you into this child's life,

I won't be able to stop myself from...

From what?

Can you just go?

Please, just... Migo, just...

What? Finish your sentence.

Migo, I'm going to give my time,

my full attention, my all to this baby.

But you're not part of my plan.

I don't want you. Is that so hard to understand, Migo?

I'm scared.

Truth is, I don't want to get used to you being there

because I'm really not used to depending on another person,

and I don't want that.

But most of all, Migo,

I don't want to grow feelings for you.

Do you think I like it when people tell me how amazing you are?

How kind you are? How perfect you are?

How stupid I'd be

if I let you go?

I don't.

Are they wrong?

Are they wrong? Are you crazy?

This is just a deal, Migo. This is only a deal!

This isn't...

Oh, shit.

- Oh, shit. - What "shit"?

Oh my God! Did you pee yourself?

Idiot! What's wrong with you?

My water just broke. Take me to the hospital.

Oh, damn--

- Don't panic, okay? - Migo!

- Don't panic! - Migo, take me to the hospital.

Shh, breathe.

Now, Migo! Migo, I'm the one giving birth!

Not you! Come on!

- Let's go! - Right, right.

Wait. Don't give birth yet, okay? Five minutes.

What do you mean, don't give birth yet?

- Wait, wait. - I'm not driving, Migo.

- Oh, right. - I can't drive.

- What's wrong with you? - Who's driving? I'll drive.

Don't give birth yet.

What do you mean, don't give birth yet?

I'm already giving birth!

Baby, wait a second. Don't come out yet!

Okay, okay.

Let's go, let's go!

The baby's coming out! The baby's coming out!

Migo, the baby's not coming out yet. It's just my water.

Sir, who's your OB?

Cielo Davides. Dr. Cielo Davides.

I already called her. She's on the way.

What else should I do?

Migo, please? Don't panic.

Then call your favorite, your Aunt Millie,

and tell her I'm about to give birth.

- Call all of them! - I'll call all of them.

Who am I calling again?

Call my mother already!

- Sir, are you the husband? - No! He's not my husband!

Sorry, sir. You can only stay here.

You're not allowed inside.

Doc, Sandy is awake.

- George. - Sandy.

- Mom. - Hi, baby!

How are you, sis?

The baby?

A beautiful baby girl.

Girl?

My child, not everything goes as planned.

You have a beautiful, healthy baby girl.

Mission accomplished!

Aren't you happy? Beautiful baby girl.

Of course.

Of course.

- Where's-- - Migo?

Migo still hasn't gone home because you had complications.

He also watched over the baby.

He panicked at first,

but he immediately remembered everything he learned.

Everything he learned?

He really wanted to support you on your motherhood journey.

So he asked me to teach him

everything he needed to learn

as a first-time dad.

That's true.

Even Stalin and his wife helped teach him how to be a hands-on dad.

And to be fair to Migo, he did everything.

Confirmed.

Even Mamita

accompanied him shopping for baby supplies.

Good thing Mamita bought everything in pink.

Mamita was being extra fabulous.

Why do you keep interrupting my voice-over?

Are you trying to be the main character?

Sorry about that. I just got emotional.

This is crazy.

Suddenly someone's just talking out of nowhere.

Anyway, Sandy, you should really be proud of Migo.

You can see that he's a good father to your child.

More importantly, he's a good friend and partner to you.

I am proud of him.

I'm very proud of him.

- Can we go outside? - Yes, you can.

Hi, baby!

Hi!

Hello, baby!

So, what's the name of the baby girl?

Alexandra Millicent.

But you can call her Ami.

Ami.

Mom, don't cry.

Look at our baby.

Our baby...

She is perfect.

- Yes. - She's perfect.

Thank you for completing this project with me.

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Baby.

- Ami, how are you? - She's smiling.

- Hi! - Hey.

How are you? Is she in a good mood?

Okay, okay. Happy.

Come on.

Say hi to Mommy.

Look who's here!

- Hi, baby! - I miss you, Mommy.

I miss you, too.

Say bye-bye to Daddy now.

Bye-bye, Daddy. See you tomorrow.

I love you, Ami.

Daddy, kiss Mommy.

Oh my, come on. No, no.

Come on, Mommy.

Come on, Daddy.

Happy?

Silly girl. My silly girl.

All right, Kelly. Take her inside now.

How about you? Maybe you want to stay for lunch?

Well, I'm not turning down your paella.

You already knew.

Actually, I really need you because I have a request.

Why? Does Ami need something for school?

No.

Not Ami. Actually, me.

You see, I have this... project.

And I really need your help.

Does this project happen to require

9:45 p.m. again?

Yes, hopefully.

But maybe we can practice first.