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Jesus, you mind?
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Oh, shit, man,
what is your problem?
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Oh, it's the whole "what
happened last week" thing?
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All right.
Would you just back up
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a little bit?
Thank you.
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You're both going
to nursery school,
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but you can't ever be in
the same room at the same time,
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and you're both named Amy now.
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Are you fucking my sister?
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Debbie and I are friends.
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Carl thinks if two women
are friends, they must be gay.
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No, I think Debbie's
gay because she follows you
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around like
a little puppy dog.
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I'm not getting
total gay vibes,
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but it's inconclusive,
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so... I'd say yeah,
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she'll probably eventually
end up gay.
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I think we should break up.
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Why, 'cause you love
my sister?
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No, because you're too clingy.
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Call me
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when you're not so needy.
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I'm pregnant.
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Are you sure it's mine?
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Yeah, I'm sure it's yours.
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The last thing I need
in my life
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is a man telling me
what to do.
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I really don't give a shit
about what you think,
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but I do understand
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that you might have
some feelings about this.
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If you decide to have
this baby,
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I want to make damn sure
it has a father.
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I own this house!
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The title is in my name!
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I'm not letting you live here,
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not with Liam
and not with Franny.
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Fuck you!
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Lip kicked you
out of the house?
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Yeah, you believe
that motherfucker?
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I'm carrying my shit around
in garbage bags.
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You're a bad drunk.
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When you drink, you get mean.
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A good drunk is fun.
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A bad drunk
wants to have a fight.
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If you really love her,
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and you really are her friend,
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you won't let her stay
with you.
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She needs to hit rock bottom.
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♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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What the fuck were you doing
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in there?
You crazy?
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I was just... I just... calm...
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Get the hell out of here!
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You trying to get yourself
killed?
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Are you all right, man?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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You went down hard.
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Joey, you better call
an ambulance.
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No, no.
No...
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No ambulance.
I'm fine.
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Are you sure, buddy?
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Yeah.
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I'm right as rain.
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Okay.
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I'm...
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I'm... I'm fine.
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I just bruised myself.
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Hey.
How was work?
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Long.
Franny asleep?
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Yeah, I didn't hear
a peep all night.
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She's up now.
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Fuck off, Debbie.
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Carl, it's Fiona.
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Come on, I gotta pee.
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Carl!
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What was that about?
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Kelly broke up with him.
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How much longer, babe?
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I think my calf
is starting to cramp.
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30 more seconds.
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30 seconds, and then
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we can make sweet, sweet love
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for hours and hours,
days, even.
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I am.
I am getting a cramp.
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Two weeks!
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Two weeks, baby,
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without your wonderfulness.
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Just a few more seconds.
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When the vasectomy doctor said
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you had to wait two weeks,
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I don't think
he literally meant
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- you had to wait for...
- Five, four... here we go.
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Two.
One.
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Oh...
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Okay.
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Take it a little easier.
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- Feels so good.
- Uh, I know,
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but we don't want
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to break the bed,
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or me.
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Oh.
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Kev?
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Did you just...
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, then.
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Coffee?
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Almost.
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How you feeling?
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A little rough around the edges
in the morning.
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- You know?
- Sure.
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How's Xan?
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Uh, I might get to see her
in a couple days.
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Foster family signed off,
but I need DCFS approval.
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Wanna catch a meeting
this morning?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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What happened to your face?
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Fryer at work.
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Don't pick.
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God, you'll make scars.
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Urlacher over Butkus?
No, not a chance.
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Butkus was an animal.
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Eight pro bowls.
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Hall of Fame.
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Have you checked out Butkus
on YouTube?
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Pre-concussion rules?
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He would've kicked
Khalil Mack's ass
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if they'd played together.
That's a fact.
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Okay.
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See you outside in five.
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Kelly.
We're going
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back-to-school shopping
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for guns and ammunition
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and things.
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Didn't you just get back home
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from working all night?
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Don't feel sleepy.
I'll catch it up later.
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Urlacher over Butkus.
Can you believe that shit?
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Uh, Franny?
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Taking her with.
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I gotta go.
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Lip Gallagher around?
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Uh, yeah, he's inside.
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Hey, watch your step.
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There's a homeless guy
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passed out on the sidewalk.
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He... a little help?
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Frank?
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I think I broke something.
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Something bad?
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Leg.
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Uh, you want to call 911?
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No.
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Help me inside.
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What's Frank doing out here?
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Uh, he says he broke
his leg or something.
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Won't let me call 911.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Carl.
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Is that blood?
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It's just a scratch.
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That's bone.
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Help me inside.
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For fuck's sake.
Someone grab his arms.
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I'll grab his good leg.
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Come on.
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Easy, easy, easy.
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will you fucking... ow.
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Oh, God.
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Hello!
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Is Lip around?
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Uh, I think he might...
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Um...
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Uh, hi,
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Mr. Tamietti.
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You and I need to talk, son.
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Oh, yeah?
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Tami's having this baby,
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and I need to know
what your plan is.
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Uh, she's... she's keeping
the baby?
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I mean,
she seemed undecided
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- the last that we, uh...
- Oh, yeah.
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She's keeping the baby.
That's not open
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for discussion.
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No, no, sir.
I just mean, um,
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last time we talked,
she... she seemed unclear
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about what she wanted to do.
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Oh, it's clear.
She's having the baby.
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Good God.
Almost there.
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- A little help here!
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Put me down.
Put me down, no more.
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Down there! Down there!
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Jesus.
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What happened?
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He busted his leg.
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Is that bone?
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What the fuck?
Why didn't you
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call an ambulance?
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He wouldn't let us.
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The hell is that?
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Mollies...
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- A few personal items.
- ...And acid.
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Is that why
you didn't want
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to call an ambulance?
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Uh, who the hell is that?
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Our dad.
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Why doesn't he want
an ambulance?
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Because the paramedics
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would've emptied his pockets,
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found the drugs,
and called the cops.
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Uh, you know, Mr. Tamietti,
why don't we go get
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a cup of coffee
or something, yeah?
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I had an opportunity
to invest
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some of my Ingrid
severance money, and I took it.
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If you're done hiding
your stash,
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can I call 911?
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Not until my associates come
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and we complete
our transaction.
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I gotta go to work.
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Yeah, we should go, too.
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I'll give
your associates
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five minutes.
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Then I'm calling 911.
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Borrow your phone?
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- Mail.
- Ah, I'm late for...
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work.
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Ah, crap.
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I forgot the stroller.
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Take her.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Move.
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Frank again?
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Yeah.
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Open femur fracture.
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Definitely going
to need surgery.
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I'm in a lot of pain here.
Could I get 15 of morphine?
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No can do, Frank.
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Lidoc...
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is that lidocaine?
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Yep.
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Ah, come on, guys!
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You got any fentanyl in there?
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That'd take the edge off.
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Can give you
a bite block
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to chomp down on
if you like.
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A bite block?
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What are you,
the Marquis de Sade?
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Best I can do after last time.
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I did not steal drugs
from your ambulance.
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I saw you take it, Frank.
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Are you sure you don't want
that bite block?
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This might sting.
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Fuck you, Quincy.
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Personally, I would've taken
the bite block.
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You want to ride
with him again?
276
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,907
How long's the wait
at County this morning?
277
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,096
Pro hockey season's shorter.
278
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,771
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
- Okay.
279
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,100
Let me get my purse and tell
my brother we're leaving.
280
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,525
Easy, easy, easy, e...
281
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,611
Keep whining, Frank,
282
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,812
and I'll find every pothole
283
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:43,905
between here and County
284
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,276
to bounce you over.
285
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,823
Hey, Liam?
286
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,242
I gotta take Frank
to the ER,
287
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,413
so you have to make
yourself breakfast, okay?
288
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,034
Hey.
289
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,669
Liam?
290
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,176
You want Tabasco?
291
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,932
Eight seconds.
292
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,274
It's only been two weeks
since the surgery, babe.
293
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,818
Give it some time.
294
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,072
12-year-olds
last longer.
295
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,406
All right, girls, finish up.
It's almost time for school.
296
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,785
Is this what it's gonna be like
from now on?
297
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,035
Eight seconds?
298
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,519
You really think
we need to be having
299
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,021
this conversation
in front of the girls?
300
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,537
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
That's me now.
301
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,499
Mr. Kevin Ball,
the "wham, bam" man.
302
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,458
Okay, girls.
Dishes in the sink
303
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,293
and backpacks.
Let's go.
304
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,054
I'm so sorry I let them
cut you guys.
305
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,476
Can you ever forgive me?
306
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,394
You're gonna live, baby.
307
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,723
It's one tiny incision.
308
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,532
Wait for Mommy.
309
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,070
Oh, God.
310
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,408
Your sister coming again
this morning?
311
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,459
She said she was, yeah.
312
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,457
Tami's dad showed up
at my house this morning.
313
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,258
- Bob?
- Yeah.
314
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,880
Shit.
What did he want?
315
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,054
Wants to know my plan.
316
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,140
You have a plan?
317
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,431
No.
318
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,724
Tami's made it very clear
319
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,767
that I'm not allowed
to have one.
320
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,811
Don't fuck with Bob.
321
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,433
He's tougher than he looks.
322
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,891
He said Tami's
definitely having the baby.
323
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,518
That's the Tamiettis.
324
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,729
Old-school Catholics.
325
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,782
Big families
and fish on Fridays.
326
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,235
She tell you she was going
to see a doctor today?
327
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,574
No.
328
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,906
This afternoon.
329
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,164
Asked Cami to go,
but she's working until 6:00.
330
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,415
W-what kind of doctor?
Did she say?
331
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,871
Nope.
332
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,840
Tami likes to stick it
to her dad.
333
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,714
Could be she's getting ready
to solve your problem.
334
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,180
It's starting.
335
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,266
Yeah.
336
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,496
All right.
Coke,
337
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,242
crackers, and a bedpan.
338
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,665
Barb's saying three hours,
but could be five.
339
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,270
I can't stay the whole time.
I got a meeting.
340
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,832
Oh, Christ.
AA?
341
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:49,381
Did you let Lip recruit you
into that cult?
342
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,459
Meeting with a public defender.
343
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,714
Trouble with the law?
Excuse me.
344
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,591
I've got a bone
sticking out of my thigh.
345
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,549
Does this look
like a scam to you?
346
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,100
Hey, doc.
347
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,348
Could you hook a brother up
with a little morphine
348
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,929
for a broken femur?
349
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,889
Come on, I...
350
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,851
Ah, that's right.
Just walk on by, Osama.
351
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,732
We'll have your ass
on that plane
352
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,528
and back
to Crap-sanistan
353
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,358
as soon as the president
revokes your H-1B visa.
354
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,780
More bees with honey, Frank.
355
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,202
This is nothing but torture
356
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,824
and payback.
357
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,247
You signed a Hippocratic Oath,
358
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,369
for fuck's sake.
359
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,540
Doctors have been convicted
360
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,585
of war crimes
361
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,647
for what you're doing to me.
362
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,082
How did this happen, anyway?
363
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,788
I was taking a brief nap
364
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,748
in that shithole
you used to own,
365
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,926
and they started
tearing it down around me!
366
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,344
My apartment building?
367
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,092
I woke up with a...
a wrecking ball
368
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,721
trying to decapitate me!
I had to run for my life.
369
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,682
I should sue the bastards.
370
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,729
You were drunk, trespassing,
371
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,728
and sleeping
in a boarded-up building, okay?
372
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,712
I don't think a lawsuit
is likely to go your way.
373
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,695
Never know.
374
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,654
They may settle
375
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,987
to avoid a court case.
376
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,073
Hey.
377
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,149
You got anything useful
in there?
378
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,529
Eh, a Quaalude?
379
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,619
Maybe an oxy?
380
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,704
No.
381
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,206
Miss!
382
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,207
Excuse me.
383
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,453
I'm in quite a bit
384
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,543
of, uh, discomfort
385
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,788
with this open fracture.
386
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,744
I know the doctors
are incredibly busy,
387
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,705
but could you ask one of them
388
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,290
to prescribe something
for the pain?
389
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,875
I don't need much.
390
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,336
20 of morphine
would be more than enough.
391
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,796
You're Frank, right?
392
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:19,889
Yes.
393
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,131
No.
394
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,176
Your reputation
precedes you.
395
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,432
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
396
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,479
You wouldn't treat
a dog in the street like this!
397
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,524
Mr. Gallagher?
398
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,358
- Yes!
- Here!
399
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,146
Yeah.
400
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,482
So, Mr. Gallagher,
401
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:38,657
I see you visited
our hospital in the past.
402
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,984
Yes, once or twice.
403
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,363
52 times, actually,
404
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,740
and you have
no insurance.
405
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,538
Unfortunately not.
Um...
406
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,743
Difficulty securing employment
in this challenging economy.
407
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,452
Unemployment rate is under 4%.
408
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,538
We're hiring janitors
without hands.
409
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,919
I have
five different birthdates
410
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,671
and four different
middle initials
411
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,877
in your records.
412
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,804
Are you over 65,
Mr. Gallagher?
413
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,006
Do you need me to be?
414
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,466
If you're over 65,
you qualify for Medicare.
415
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,347
Free hospitalization, drugs...
416
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,894
Yes, I'm over 65.
417
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,846
Just had a birthday.
Put that down.
418
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,806
When were you born?
419
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,440
January 16th, 19...
420
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,645
54.
421
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:17,946
...54, exactly.
422
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,568
Do you have ID I can use
423
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,195
to verify that date of birth?
424
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,031
Maybe.
425
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,248
I found that at a Dairy Queen.
426
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,747
I've been meaning
to return that.
427
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,048
It says you were born in 1936.
428
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,921
Makes you 83.
429
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,923
I try to take care of myself.
430
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,890
Someone will be over
to examine you shortly.
431
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,100
I gotta go soon.
432
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,021
- Hey, Fiona.
- Hey, Debs, are you home?
433
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,542
- No. Why?
- Liam wasn't there
434
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,211
when I left the house
with Frank this morning,
435
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,646
and I locked up.
436
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,838
I don't know
if he has his keys.
437
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,023
He's not answering his phone?
438
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,480
No.
Straight to voice mail.
439
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,453
Can you track him down,
make sure he can get in?
440
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,552
Yeah, sure.
No problem.
441
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,112
Okay.
442
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,202
Good luck.
443
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,990
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
444
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,996
♪♪ Whoa, whoa ♪♪
445
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,167
Rah!
446
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,170
Gah!
447
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,457
You need one of these?
448
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,789
If I get the same roommate
449
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,498
I had last year, yeah.
450
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,085
- Stinky?
- Ever leave
451
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,010
half a burrito under the seat
of your car
452
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,097
all summer?
453
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,099
I know.
454
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,425
Oof.
455
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,852
So how do you like
military school?
456
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,850
Two hundred girls,
ten bathrooms.
457
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,897
It's survival of the fittest.
458
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,503
How long have you been
going there for?
459
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,247
Since my mom ran off
with a gunnery sergeant
460
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,481
when I was nine.
461
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,529
My God.
Was that hard?
462
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,574
♪♪ Nothing like this ♪♪
463
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,653
What every South Side girl
needs: Kevlar.
464
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,613
Seriously.
465
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,164
Put it on.
466
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,492
Okay.
467
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,163
Whoo!
468
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,714
Damn!
469
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,336
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
470
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,168
♪♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪♪
471
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,007
Hi, Liam.
You have your keys?
472
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,162
Fiona locked you
out of the house.
473
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,677
Call me back.
474
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,596
You ever see your mom?
475
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,106
On Facebook.
476
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:20,311
Took her years, but she finally
let me friend her.
477
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,230
♪♪ I'm feeling alive ♪♪
478
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:26,067
Weird.
Liam always answers his phone.
479
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,912
Wa. Voilà.
480
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:33,160
What do you think?
Badass?
481
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,457
Definitely.
482
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,171
♪♪ Oh you ain't seen
nothing like this ♪♪
483
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,669
♪♪ Oh, whoa ♪♪
484
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,375
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
485
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,007
♪♪ You ain't seen
nothing like this ♪♪
486
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,680
Damn, your phone's lighting up.
487
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,102
Yep.
488
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,224
You gonna answer it?
489
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,475
Nope.
490
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,558
Biscuits, fresh out
of the oven.
491
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,018
You boys need
anything else?
492
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,111
Ah, no thanks, Grandma.
493
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,196
How about you, Liam?
494
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,361
All set, Mrs. Thompson.
495
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,064
Okay.
I'll be in the kitchen
496
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,615
if you change your mind.
497
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,202
Don't you think
they might be worried?
498
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,454
Took them two days
to realize I was gone.
499
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,161
Can't be too worried.
500
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,509
Why the long face,
little pirate?
501
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,764
Nothing.
502
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:36,891
Come on.
503
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,938
You can tell
your Auntie Lori.
504
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,186
I gotta make sure
my favorite first mate's head
505
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,438
is in the game.
506
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,520
Happy cooks
make happy meals.
507
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,883
I didn't make it past
the first round of cuts
508
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,023
for West Point,
509
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,153
and my lesbian sister
510
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,484
is in love with my girlfriend,
511
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,160
trying to turn her gay, too.
512
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,362
Wow.
513
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,196
World's really stomping
on your dreams, huh?
514
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,036
When God hands you lemons,
515
00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,709
you just gotta squeeze
that juice
516
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,502
into the wound
and enjoy the pain.
517
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:02,830
Ma'am?
518
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,209
You're my star.
519
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,087
Pick yourself up,
dust yourself off,
520
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,133
get right back up
on that horse.
521
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,007
Horse, ma'am?
522
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,180
Right back into
that saddle, huh?
523
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,718
Hello?
524
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,394
Anybody?
525
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:22,107
Ah, come on!
I have to set myself on fire
526
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,104
to get some attention
around here?
527
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,776
Please do!
I'll bring the matches
528
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,149
if you bring the gasoline.
529
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,696
About damn time.
How'd you do
530
00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:30,865
on the back nine, doc?
Even par?
531
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,364
How you been, Frank?
Taking care of that new liver
532
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,015
someone was stupid enough
to waste on you?
533
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,655
- Hm.
- So, what is it
534
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,910
this time?
You're speaking,
535
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,332
so I'm gonna rule out
536
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,909
an overdose
or alcohol poisoning.
537
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,369
Broke an appendage.
538
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,671
Hurts like hell.
Could you hook me up
539
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,919
with a healthy helping
of your favorite opiate?
540
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,153
You haven't had anything yet?
541
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,964
Not a damn thing.
542
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,465
Your coworkers
have been tighter
543
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,013
than a miser
at a March of Dimes fundraiser
544
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,306
with the pain relief.
545
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,928
Couldn't even rustle up
546
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,635
a Tylenol 3 with codeine.
547
00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,846
Ow.
548
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,976
That's bone.
549
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,932
That's what I've been saying!
550
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:07,269
Congratulations, Frank.
You hit the jackpot this time.
551
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,729
You get a quick trip
to the OR
552
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,439
and copious amounts
of intravenous narcotics.
553
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,240
Hey, Maggie.
554
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:15,159
Call up to surgery
and find out who's okay
555
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,328
with not getting paid today.
556
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,076
You were drunk?
557
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,792
Yes.
558
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,243
You initiated the assault?
559
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,999
I only punched her once.
560
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,426
You fractured her cheekbone.
561
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,425
You have a previous
felony conviction?
562
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,591
- Yeah.
- Well, it's not much
563
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,517
of a defense to present.
564
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,060
You're
a convicted felon,
565
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,762
you were drunk,
you attacked a woman
566
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:43,972
without any provocation
567
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,210
in front of a dozen witnesses.
568
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,021
No, there was provocation.
569
00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,854
She... she called the cops
on my ten-year-old brother
570
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,779
for selling lemonade
in front of her house.
571
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:52,865
Why would she do that?
572
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,361
My brother's black.
573
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,110
You have a black brother?
574
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,445
Yeah.
575
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,577
DA may be reluctant to put that
576
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,250
in front
of a black Chicago jury.
577
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,022
We might be able
to plead it down
578
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,504
from a felony
to a misdemeanor.
579
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,670
Will I have to do time?
580
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,876
Depends.
581
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:13,970
You employed?
582
00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:15,636
I'm looking.
583
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:16,723
What about AA?
584
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:17,807
Yes.
585
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,851
Okay, I'll talk
to the DA.
586
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,098
Thank you.
587
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,804
But Miss Gallagher,
588
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,818
the judge is gonna want
to see proof that you are
589
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,522
a contributing member
of society, so no alcohol,
590
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,024
and get yourself a job,
any job.
591
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,901
Yes, ma'am.
592
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:35,051
Just a drill,
593
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,158
children.
No need for panic.
594
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,780
Line up behind your teacher
595
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,908
in a straight line.
596
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,455
Straight lines,
597
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,748
James McPherson!
598
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:44,870
Abby Zoldan,
599
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,452
does that look like
a straight line?
600
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,038
Gus Accord, stop eating sand
from the sandbox
601
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,714
and get in line,
please.
602
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,336
Here we go.
Line up.
603
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,168
Go to your number.
604
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,718
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going, Amy Ball?
605
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,800
I have to go back in.
606
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,307
Can you get in line
behind Sister Anne, please?
607
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,396
I can't.
608
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,767
I have to go back
609
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,348
in my cubby.
610
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:10,434
Why do you have
to get back in your cubby?
611
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,893
So you don't see us.
612
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,068
See who?
613
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:30,916
There's two of you?
614
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,382
Eight seconds?
Whew, that's rough.
615
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,133
Yeah.
My cousin Ronnie
616
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,306
never recovered
from his surgery.
617
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,078
Been ten years.
He still has to wear
618
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,388
one of those adult diapers.
619
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,514
From a vasectomy?
620
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,220
No.
Prostate.
621
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:51,483
What the hell does that have
to do with anything?
622
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,651
I'm just saying.
It's never a good idea
623
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,353
to let doctors near
your man parts
624
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,313
with anything sharp.
625
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,968
I thought you guys were gonna
help cheer me up.
626
00:26:58,992 --> 00:26:59,909
Okay.
627
00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,026
Okay.
628
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,077
Did sex still feel good?
629
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,909
Yeah.
630
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,410
Great.
631
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:08,708
It was quick, but good.
632
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:09,955
So enjoy that.
633
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,581
Lots of guys don't get any.
634
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,538
- Be happy with quick.
- Yeah.
635
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,589
Cousin Ronnie can't get it up
at all anymore
636
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,292
since the surgery.
He has to use
637
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,752
one of those pump things.
638
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,198
Enough about Cousin Ronnie,
would you,
639
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,139
Kermit, please?
640
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,140
Eight seconds with you
641
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:23,224
is like eight hours
642
00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:24,348
with anyone else, baby.
643
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,300
Short but sweet.
644
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,396
Very short.
645
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:31,564
You just had
the vasectomy, baby.
646
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,232
You'll be back to your regular
647
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,754
ten seconds in no time.
648
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,018
Oh, damn.
649
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,187
Oh, burn.
650
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:38,488
Oh.
651
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,656
Alibi.
652
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,821
Yes, Sister?
653
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,412
Yes, I understand.
654
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,707
Thank you.
655
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,792
Absolutely.
656
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,424
What?
657
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,500
The nuns know.
658
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:06,970
Hey.
659
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,808
How long you been waiting here
like a creepy stalker?
660
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:12,139
Not long.
661
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,518
Bullshit.
Carla saw you out here
662
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:16,226
a half-hour ago.
She wanted to call the cops.
663
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,729
So my dad find you
this morning?
664
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,439
Yeah, he came to my house.
665
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,399
Yeah?
And what'd you two boys decide?
666
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,325
Am I having this baby
or not?
667
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,862
He says you're keeping it.
668
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,663
He did, huh?
669
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,457
Good to know.
670
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,584
Oh, so you're not?
671
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,377
I just needed him off my ass.
672
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,956
- All right, then you are.
- Jesus, what is it with men
673
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,819
trying to tell me what to do
with my own body?
674
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,675
I'm not trying to tell you
what to do.
675
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:42,923
All right?
I'm just confused.
676
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,380
He made it sound
like your decision was made.
677
00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,682
Well, he doesn't know shit.
678
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,801
All right, then.
Good?
679
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,183
So are we done?
680
00:28:57,110 --> 00:28:58,726
Where are you going?
681
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,646
Where am I going?
682
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,981
Yeah.
683
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,403
The doctor's.
684
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,652
Who told you?
Brad?
685
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,746
Yeah.
686
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:11,163
And you want to come?
687
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,582
Yeah, if you want me to.
688
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,409
I don't, or I would have asked
689
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:15,869
you to in the first place.
690
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,523
All right, you know,
go fuck yourself, Tami.
691
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:19,038
Fuck me.
692
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,125
Lip.
Lip!
693
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,176
- Lip!
- What?
694
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,217
We're already here.
695
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,519
Liam?
696
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,230
Liam, you home?
697
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,445
You want a beer?
698
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,747
Yeah, absolutely.
699
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,916
Whee.
700
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,747
I'll be right back.
701
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,835
Damn, girl!
702
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,843
Ah.
703
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,095
If I'm gonna be a sailor,
704
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,425
I gotta learn
to drink like one.
705
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,980
A-cheers.
706
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,478
So what do you want to do
in the Navy?
707
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:24,938
I'm gonna fly jets.
708
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:27,445
Like, off aircraft carriers
and stuff?
709
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,321
That's the idea.
710
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,031
That is so cool.
711
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:40,588
What are you doing?
712
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:41,589
Gotta break them in
713
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:42,880
before school starts.
714
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,003
These things destroy your feet
715
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,755
if they're not broken in.
716
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,134
Come on!
Join me.
717
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,259
Okay.
718
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,902
Hey, Fiona.
719
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,775
Hey.
You get ahold of Liam?
720
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,356
No. I'm sure
721
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,237
he forgot
to charge his phone again.
722
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,534
What are you doing?
723
00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,638
I'm jumping up and down
with Kelly.
724
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:13,662
What are you doing?
725
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,196
Ah, applying for jobs
726
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,371
I don't really want.
727
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,518
Well, I'm home now,
728
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,459
so Liam will be able
729
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,460
to get in when he comes.
730
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,540
All right.
Thanks.
731
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,838
How you feeling, Frank?
732
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:35,642
Well, I had a rather nice buzz
going there for a bit,
733
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,514
but it's starting to fade.
Think it's time
734
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,095
to hit me up with the real
735
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:40,646
knock-you-on-your-ass stuff.
736
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,098
We've been experimenting
737
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,479
with Oriental medicine
pain management,
738
00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,231
so we thought we'd skip
the anesthesia
739
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,563
and just pop a few acupuncture
needles in your head,
740
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:49,898
and see how that works.
741
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,482
What?
742
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:53,192
I'm just fucking with you,
Frank.
743
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,198
You shoulda seen your face.
744
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,740
This is Dr. Wilde.
He's gonna be
745
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,667
your surgeon today.
Youngest graduate
746
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,541
of Yale Medical School
in over 100 years.
747
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,623
Top of his class, too.
748
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:08,582
How old are you now, Noah?
20?
749
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,418
- Twenty-one.
- Hmm.
750
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,272
Graduated high school
when he was 12.
751
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,931
This is the first week
of his ortho residency.
752
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,475
We were very lucky
to find Dr. Wilde on call today.
753
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,269
Nobody else was willing
to do it.
754
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,833
Thought we were going to have
to Dermabond your femur
755
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,940
and just dump you
back out on the street.
756
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,893
But not to worry.
Dr. Grey will be the attending.
757
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:28,194
Where is Dr. Grey?
758
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,560
Stuck in traffic
on the Dan Ryan.
759
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,071
Said to get started
without him.
760
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,774
Have you done this before?
761
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,109
A comminuted femur fracture?
762
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,864
Hell no.
Very exciting.
763
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,071
We're a teaching hospital,
Frank.
764
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,248
Residents working
on alcoholic deadbeats
765
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,952
who don't pay their bills
is how young surgeons learn.
766
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:04,855
Hey.
767
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,557
Was everything fine?
768
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,941
Peachy.
769
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,279
What kind of doctor's office
was that?
770
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,908
There's no baby stuff around
or anything.
771
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,741
I need a drink.
Do you want to get a drink?
772
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,912
Right.
No, I'll see you.
773
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,426
I'm off to the bank.
774
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,261
Aww, still down, little man?
775
00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,391
Yeah, a bit.
776
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,767
Want a quick blowie
or a handy-J to perk you up?
777
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,273
I was just kidding, kiddo.
778
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,729
Manager-employee intimacy
779
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,940
is a big no-no
in the new employee handbook.
780
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,696
It's a shame, really.
Sex used
781
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,197
to be pro forma in fast food.
782
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,950
Jizz and hair nets went
together like mustard and mayo.
783
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,078
Hell of a stress relief
after a big lunch rush.
784
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,750
I'll be back in about 20
785
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,293
if you can just watch
the register
786
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,793
while I'm gone,
my salty little biscuit.
787
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,717
Good call on the blowie.
788
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:17,761
I let Lori go down on me once.
789
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,258
She had most of her fist
up my ass
790
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,432
and chewed on my dick.
791
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,430
Woman's an animal.
792
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,068
Welcome to Captain Bob's,
matey.
793
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,150
How may I help you?
794
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,655
Give me the fucking money.
795
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,202
Is that a.32?
796
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,905
The fucking money, shithead!
797
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,410
- It's pink.
- The bullets
798
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,540
aren't pink, motherfucker!
799
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,288
Give me the goddamn money!
800
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,540
Okay, you know what, asshole?
Pull the trigger.
801
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,496
My life couldn't get
any fucking worse.
802
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,504
Yeah, that's right.
Pull the motherfucking trigger.
803
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,301
God fucking...
804
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,383
Fucker
805
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,180
piece of fucking shit!
806
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:04,850
West Point, motherfucking...
807
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,428
Lesbian sister piece of shit!
808
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,661
Hi.
809
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,238
I saw the "Help Wanted" sign.
810
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,415
It's minimum wage, nights.
811
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,752
Is there an application
or something I can fill out?
812
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,835
$11.99.
813
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,753
- All right, thanks.
- You still here?
814
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,473
I need a job.
815
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,559
Thanks.
816
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,382
Just to be clear,
have you been sending
817
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,692
two children to our school
818
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:01,399
for the price of one
for months?
819
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,654
We're very sorry, Sister.
820
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,736
You only had space
for one girl, so...
821
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:05,746
So you committed fraud
822
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:07,283
and conspired to deny
823
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:08,851
the Sisters of Faith, Hope,
and Charity
824
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,538
the revenue we send
to our sister order in Ghana
825
00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:13,244
to help fight leprosy.
826
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,079
Leprosy?
Really?
827
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,085
That's bad.
That's when your skin
828
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,837
- falls off...
- I got it, Kev.
829
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,168
We're very sorry, Sister.
830
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,447
After much prayer,
we've come up
831
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,471
with two possible ways
832
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:25,468
for us to resolve
this sad situation.
833
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,352
$1,400?
834
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,475
Your back tuition,
plus interest.
835
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,431
By Friday, or we call the cops.
836
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,692
And what's
the other possible way?
837
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:42,982
We need a Jesus
for the Festival
838
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,033
of St. Felicity pageant
next weekend,
839
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,533
and Mr. Ball looks
like he works out.
840
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:50,121
You want Kev to be Jesus?
841
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,038
That's it?
842
00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,708
There is one small catch.
843
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,633
Whoa.
844
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,131
That's huge.
845
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,883
And heavy.
846
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,430
Mr. Polinsky made it himself.
847
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,633
He paid for a pew,
so we've been afraid
848
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,559
to tell him no one can lift it.
849
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,682
So I gotta get nailed up or it
or something?
850
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,230
No.
Carry it on your shoulder,
851
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,478
as Christ did on his way
to Golgotha.
852
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,915
Our last Jesus
got a hernia.
853
00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,213
Uh, yeah.
854
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,791
So how far do I gotta carry it?
855
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,877
From the school to the church.
856
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,552
That's gotta be
a hundred yards.
857
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,004
More like 150.
858
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,054
$1,400, Kev.
859
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:54,679
Fuck this.
860
00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,599
I went to get a test done.
861
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:02,187
The doctor was
my mom's oncologist.
862
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,117
Cancer.
863
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,449
BRCA.
864
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,121
It's a gene, moron.
865
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:19,586
I went to find out
if I inherited
866
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,083
a genetic mutation from my mom
867
00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:24,087
that means I'm probably gonna
die of breast cancer.
868
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:26,920
Little gene might even throw in
ovarian cancer, free of charge,
869
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,720
just to make sure
I'm good and dead.
870
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,218
And?
871
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,891
Don't find out the results
for a couple days.
872
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,220
Oh...
873
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,565
I'm sorry.
874
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,268
Yeah, it's a tough break
for me, huh?
875
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,783
Want to know the real pisser?
876
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,953
There are two variations
of the gene.
877
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,905
If I have one,
878
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,412
having babies reduces
my chances of getting cancer,
879
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,243
but if I have the other...
880
00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:03,497
...Then having a baby
increases my chances
881
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:05,708
of getting cancer.
Cami got the test
882
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,794
a couple years ago,
and she's got
883
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,753
the "baby good" kind
of death gene,
884
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,216
so she got your buddy Brad
to knock her up right away,
885
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,801
and Cory took the test,
and Daddy's little princess
886
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,352
is, of course,
887
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:18,849
clean as driven snow.
888
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,806
And you've never been tested
before.
889
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,860
Fuck no.
Why would I want to know
890
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,812
if I'm gonna live or die?
891
00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:32,777
Can the doctors do anything
if you have the gene?
892
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,866
You know what?
Let's eat.
893
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,792
I am fucking famished.
894
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,529
Hi.
895
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,782
My name is Fiona,
and, uh,
896
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,159
I'm not sure
if I'm an alcoholic.
897
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,457
Hi, Fiona.
898
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:23,001
I know I'm supposed to say
I'm an alcoholic,
899
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:26,296
but I... I don't really know.
900
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,840
I have been going
through a really rough time
901
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,418
the last couple months,
902
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:33,049
and I've been drinking too much
to get by...
903
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:37,758
...But I haven't had trouble
with alcohol before.
904
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:40,761
There's a lot of reasons
to think
905
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,063
that I could be an alcoholic.
906
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:45,607
My mom was a junkie,
907
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,027
and my dad's a drunk
and an addict.
908
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,400
My brother's an alcoholic,
909
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:53,073
and I love him to death.
910
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,530
So I guess I should be here,
911
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,239
you know, just in case.
912
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,168
Thanks for listening.
913
00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,870
You're welcome.
914
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:23,304
Hi, my name is Tony,
and I'm an alcoholic.
915
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:33,864
Fuck.
916
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,318
Oh, holy shit!
917
00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:12,404
What are you doing?
918
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:13,899
I'm sorry.
919
00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,406
I'm not gay.
920
00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,825
No, I know.
That was a mistake.
921
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:24,581
I'm... I am...
I mean, I wish I was,
922
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,158
because if I were, I would...
923
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,414
I would totally be into you.
You're great.
924
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:30,166
Yeah, no.
Thanks.
925
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,464
Oh, shit.
926
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,292
I totally led you on.
I am...
927
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:38,129
I'm so sorry.
We... we can still be friends.
928
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,339
Yeah, absolutely.
929
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:45,268
I should probably get going
and let you sleep,
930
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,749
'cause you worked last night,
right?
931
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:48,514
Yeah, I did.
932
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,565
You should.
933
00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:54,898
I'll call you later, okay?
934
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,461
Shit.
That thing looks
935
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,792
like it weighs
at least 300 pounds.
936
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,468
How far are you supposed
to drag it?
937
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,511
From the school playground
to the church.
938
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,159
You can't put wheels
on the end of it or something?
939
00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:23,183
The nuns said no.
940
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,224
Jesus didn't have wheels.
941
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,177
Oh.
Here's the wig.
942
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,637
Jesus was a blond?
943
00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:29,917
No, Jesus was black
944
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:31,126
and had nappy hair, but no one
945
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,211
ever wants
to talk about that.
946
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:33,271
Jesus wasn't black.
947
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:34,852
African.
Hello.
948
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,403
- Fuck off.
- You fuck off.
949
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:37,489
Jesus was a Jew.
950
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:38,689
Jesus was Jewish?
951
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:39,819
King of the Jews.
952
00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,241
King of the Jews!
953
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:42,659
Yeah, at first, maybe,
954
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,156
but then he was Christian,
955
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,658
because he was...
956
00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,580
well, because he was Christ,
957
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:51,581
so he was the first Christ-ian.
958
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,755
How do I look?
959
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:00,882
You want the truth?
960
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,908
Hey, if you're looking
to build
961
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,343
your post-vasectomy stamina,
962
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,425
lugging that fucker around
oughta do it.
963
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,683
Kevin?
964
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:14,858
The hell is that?
965
00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,435
I think it's your pants.
966
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,443
Hey.
967
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,494
I'm glad to see you here.
968
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:27,617
Hi.
969
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,448
Hi.
970
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,908
Thanks.
971
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:35,624
Uh, how's, uh, life at Patsy's?
972
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,547
Eh, same old shit.
973
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:39,545
Lily ran off with her boyfriend
to Portland,
974
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,002
oh, and Juan... he got picked up
by ICE
975
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:44,053
when he showed up at court
for a DUI.
976
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:47,178
Shit.
Well, he's got a family, right?
977
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,305
Yeah.
Couple of kids.
978
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,305
Oh, I wouldn't.
979
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:55,561
Coffee
at this meeting is shit.
980
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:06,281
You might want
to check out Al-Anon
981
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,702
if you're not sure about AA.
982
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:09,245
Couple of us go to both.
983
00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:11,824
It's for people who have
family members who are drunks.
984
00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:13,284
There's a flyer over there
985
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:14,709
with the rest
of the literature.
986
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:18,163
I'll check it out.
987
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:21,837
Keep coming.
988
00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:23,419
It works.
989
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,059
Hey.
990
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,856
How you feeling?
991
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,227
Boy, it was a mess in there.
992
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,062
Took six plates
and 18 screws,
993
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,863
but I think we got
Humpty Dumpty
994
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,066
put back together again.
995
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:46,159
Pain.
996
00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,488
To be expected,
997
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,160
but pain is your friend, okay?
998
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,515
It's the body's way
of letting you know
999
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:53,657
it needs time to rest
and to heal.
1000
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,832
Drugs.
1001
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,785
Drugs.
1002
00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,214
Yeah.
1003
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,916
How'd it go?
1004
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,251
Uh, great.
1005
00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,382
It was a distal
intra-articular fracture.
1006
00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,134
Uh, extended up
into the femoral shaft.
1007
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,409
Difficult separating
the lateral...
1008
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,514
Yeah, that's wonderful.
1009
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,558
When can we boot
his ass out?
1010
00:46:12,645 --> 00:46:14,261
Discharge him
from the hospital?
1011
00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:15,471
Tonight, perhaps?
1012
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,351
Admin is refusing him a bed.
1013
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,522
Drugs!
1014
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,895
In the past 15 years,
1015
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:21,272
Mr. Gallagher has run up
1016
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:22,819
over $85,000
1017
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,771
in unpaid bills
at this hospital alone,
1018
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,902
not to mention another $32,000
1019
00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:28,859
in outpatient services.
1020
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,319
But he's facing
three to six months
1021
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:33,406
of recovery.
Rehab, physical therapy...
1022
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:35,286
So we're agreed.
Tonight, then?
1023
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,662
He's still too weak.
1024
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:39,210
I need drugs!
1025
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,459
More drugs!
1026
00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:42,881
He seems
to be regaining
1027
00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,003
his strength.
1028
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:48,045
Just pump him full
of IV antibiotics
1029
00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:50,096
and schedule a follow-up.
Send him home
1030
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,048
with 20 Oxy.
He'll be happy as a clam.
1031
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:54,055
Not to worry, doctor.
1032
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,432
Only two things will be left
roaming the Earth
1033
00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,058
after the next apocalypse:
1034
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,812
cockroaches
and Frank Gallagher.
1035
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,196
Pain.
I'm feeling pain.
1036
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:16,583
Hey.
1037
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,329
Hi.
1038
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:34,637
That dinner?
1039
00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,138
Yeah.
1040
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,560
Wasn't much in there.
1041
00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,523
A baby?
1042
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:43,851
Maybe.
1043
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:48,317
Wanna talk about it?
1044
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:49,739
No.
1045
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:50,825
Not really.
1046
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:56,037
Sorry I missed the meeting
this morning.
1047
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:59,082
I got stuck taking Frank
to the hospital.
1048
00:47:59,168 --> 00:48:00,750
You got to a meeting today,
though?
1049
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:04,003
I did, over at the rec center.
1050
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,172
Good.
1051
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,003
What's that?
1052
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,971
It's a Al-Anon flyer.
1053
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:15,955
It's... I picked it up
at the meeting.
1054
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,226
Twenty questions to see
if Al-Anon
1055
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,598
could be right for you.
1056
00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,224
Yeah, how'd you do?
1057
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:23,932
Perfect score.
Twenty out of 20.
1058
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,858
"Have holidays or gatherings
1059
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:28,733
ever been spoiled
by a loved one's drinking?"
1060
00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:30,155
Yeah.
1061
00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,823
"Have you ever called
the police
1062
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,400
for fear of abuse?"
1063
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,781
The best ones
are at the bottom.
1064
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,955
"Do you feel more alive
in the midst of a crisis?"
1065
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,373
Mm-hmm.
1066
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:42,041
"Are you uneasy when your life
1067
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,495
is going smoothly?"
Mm-hmm.
1068
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,124
And my personal favorite:
1069
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,831
"Do you care for others easily,
1070
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:50,417
but find it difficult
to care for yourself?"
1071
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:56,222
You might need to start going
to two groups a day now.
1072
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,891
Yeah.
It's fucked up.
1073
00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:03,521
I was doing so well
for a while.
1074
00:49:05,234 --> 00:49:07,476
I really thought
I had a chance.
1075
00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:11,062
You do have a chance.
1076
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:18,449
I don't know
if I believe that anymore.
1077
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:24,201
I don't know what happened.
1078
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:27,461
It just all fell apart so fast.
1079
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,343
I don't really know
what I'm supposed to do now.
1080
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:41,638
Only thing you can do.
1081
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,930
You get back up.
1082
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:48,233
You start over.
1083
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,065
It's that easy, huh?
1084
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,523
No, it's fucking hard,
1085
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,108
but you're strong.
1086
00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,028
Are you sure?
1087
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,448
Yeah.
1088
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:05,784
I'm sure.
1089
00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:18,296
All right.
Shit.
1090
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,598
I gotta go work.
1091
00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,346
Yeah, you got a new job?
1092
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,972
Yeah.
1093
00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,804
Nights at the Valero.
1094
00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:28,265
Ho, ho!
Starting from the top, huh?
1095
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,979
Hey, um,
did you ever find Liam today?
1096
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,732
No, but Debbie was here
1097
00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:34,687
most of the day.
She might have.
1098
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:35,898
All right.
1099
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,742
♪♪ Don't mean
I'm gonna let go ♪♪
1100
00:50:39,828 --> 00:50:42,662
♪♪ Not gonna lay down
die here ♪♪
1101
00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,740
♪♪ There's blood
still running ♪♪
1102
00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,707
One
of your sisters again?
1103
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,963
Nope.
Brother.
1104
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:01,965
- Is that Chris Rock?
- No.
1105
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,392
Look, that lady's about
to shoot that dude in the head.
1106
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,891
I'm going up now, Todd.
You boys don't forget
1107
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,768
to brush your teeth
and say your prayers.
1108
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,143
Yes, ma'am.
We won't.
1109
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,850
Your services
are no longer needed...
1110
00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:13,105
Look.
1111
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,400
- Oh!
- Oh, damn.
1112
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,114
Keep this closed
and don't open it for anyone.
1113
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,916
One inch thick.
Can stop a shotgun
1114
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,994
at point-blank range.
1115
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,373
Does it need to?
1116
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:33,204
Hasn't happened
in a couple years.
1117
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:35,837
If you have to pee, wait
till no one's in the store,
1118
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,904
come out, lock the front,
and then do your business.
1119
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,669
No lunch break,
but owner doesn't mind
1120
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:40,763
if you eat a burrito
1121
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,010
or whatever.
1122
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,100
You got it?
1123
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:45,220
Yeah, I think so.
1124
00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:46,427
Darian comes in at 6:00.
1125
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,684
He's late sometimes,
but he'll show.
1126
00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:53,642
♪♪ I'm taking my time
before this life ends ♪♪
1127
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:56,479
♪♪ I've been giving
everything ♪♪
1128
00:51:56,572 --> 00:51:58,529
♪♪ I'm taking my time ♪♪
1129
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,903
♪♪ Before this life ends ♪♪
1130
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:12,294
♪♪ I've been giving
everything I love ♪♪
1131
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:15,542
♪♪ It's so good ♪♪
1132
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,585
Hey.
The fuck's wrong with you?
1133
00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:21,385
Leave me alone, Carl.
1134
00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:26,137
♪♪ Silly self-made man ♪♪
1135
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:32,978
♪♪ Got 18 castles
in the sand ♪♪
1136
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:37,061
♪♪ Without a love
it's no good ♪♪
1137
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:42,115
♪♪ It's no good ♪♪
1138
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,864
She doesn't love me.
1139
00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,661
Who?
1140
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,489
Kelly.
1141
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:52,413
I tried to kiss her,
and she...
1142
00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:00,216
Why can't anyone ever love me?
1143
00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,840
Come on.
That's not true.
1144
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,466
It is.
1145
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:06,047
Franny loves you.
1146
00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:08,133
That doesn't fucking count.
1147
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,846
Someone shot at me today.
1148
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:14,941
What?
1149
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:17,017
Yeah, at work.
1150
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,977
I fucked him up.
1151
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:20,697
The cops come?
1152
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,943
Yeah.
Said I did a good job,
1153
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,821
but probably should've
just given him the money.
1154
00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,652
It was only, like, 120 bucks.
1155
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,865
No shit.
You don't want
1156
00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:33,700
to take a bullet
for Captain Bob.
1157
00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,683
Guess I just kind of went crazy
on the dude
1158
00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:38,997
after Kelly broke up with me,
1159
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:42,584
and getting that rejection
letter from West Point.
1160
00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:45,671
You got a letter
from West Point?
1161
00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,471
Yeah.
1162
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:50,050
Didn't even make it past
the first cut.
1163
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:54,855
♪♪ My moves
are a never-ending smile ♪♪
1164
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,897
Sorry.
1165
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,225
Yeah.
1166
00:53:58,318 --> 00:53:59,525
Me, too.
1167
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:03,146
You know you'll find somebody.
1168
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,106
You think so?
1169
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,283
Yeah, definitely.
1170
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:10,112
Kelly's a bitch.
She likes to break hearts.
1171
00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:11,741
She is a bitch.
1172
00:54:13,459 --> 00:54:15,746
Yeah, we should go
fuck her up.
1173
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:18,829
She'd kick both our asses.
1174
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:25,251
I'm glad you didn't get shot.
1175
00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,382
Yeah, me too.
1176
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:40,858
Is that Jesus?
1177
00:54:49,661 --> 00:54:51,448
Here you go.
1178
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:53,245
Thanks.
1179
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,921
Fiona?
1180
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,337
Holy fuck.
1181
00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:12,932
Hi, Max.
1182
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:16,678
$8.52.
1183
00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:20,191
How've you been?
1184
00:55:22,903 --> 00:55:24,235
I've been better.
1185
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:25,653
Yeah.
1186
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,320
Uh, listen,
I was meaning to call you.
1187
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,618
The zoning on that lot you're
a partner in got approved.
1188
00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:35,822
Looks like the nursing
home's still gonna purchase it.
1189
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,727
You know, we still have
some due diligence to do,
1190
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:40,494
but should close the next six,
maybe 12 months.
1191
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:44,414
And can I get 50 bucks on six?
1192
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,669
Uh...
1193
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,084
I don't remember
exactly how much
1194
00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:51,199
you have in the partnership.
1195
00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:52,759
Something around $90,000?
1196
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,303
It's $100,000.
1197
00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,555
What if I bought you out now?
1198
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,309
- What?
- Yeah.
1199
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,672
That way, you don't have to
wait a year
1200
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,798
for your money,
and I don't have
1201
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,814
to waste my time
hunting down your next of kin
1202
00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,274
after you get shot selling
cheap wine out of this box.
1203
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:15,241
Still have
the same phone number?
1204
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,537
Yeah.
1205
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,080
Good.
1206
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,590
I'll call you in the morning.
We'll get it done.
1207
00:56:39,938 --> 00:56:42,806
♪♪ I wake up ♪♪
1208
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,017
♪♪ Waiting for you ♪♪
1209
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:46,817
♪♪ I try ♪♪
1210
00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,861
- Got it?
- Yup, I got this one.
1211
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:02,659
Let's go.
1212
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:16,968
Hello?
1213
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,354
Hello!
1214
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,568
Fuck.
1215
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:33,899
♪♪ Wake up waiting for you ♪♪
1216
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:38,611
♪♪ I try hard ♪♪
1217
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:42,119
♪♪ To start anew ♪♪
1218
00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:45,168
♪♪ I'm drowning
in the deep blue ♪♪
1219
00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:48,121
♪♪ Swam by underground ♪♪
1220
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,502
♪♪ And I'm trying hard ♪♪
1221
00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:54,586
♪♪ To be kind ♪♪
1222
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:59,596
♪♪ But the world just
leaves me blind ♪♪
80915
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