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For those of you
who were too fuckin' busy,
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here's what happened
last week on Shameless.
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Fuck it.
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Aye, aye, matey.
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Popcorn shrimp.
Fuck.
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You ever worked
on the line, Carl?
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- In the kitchen?
- Grab an apron.
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Girls' day.
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It's a date.
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Yo, that's my sister
and my girlfriend.
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Which one's your sister?
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Uh, she's macking
on your girl, huh?
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I'ma head upstairs
right now.
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I'd really like
if you came with me.
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No way.
She needs to see how it ends.
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I know how it ends.
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...unless there's something
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you're not telling me.
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Agh! Fine!
I didn't get a vasectomy.
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I pretended to.
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I'll reschedule the vasectomy
right now.
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Your father
is gonna be the new
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Hobo Loco beverage
spokesperson.
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Soon I'll be able
to support those I love.
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Little Frank-ettes.
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Frank'll be committed
to my six babies, right?
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Not a chance.
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Frank, something's wrong.
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- I'm in pain.
- What do you mean?
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I am miscarrying.
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Will you come with me,
or will you stay?
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I will be back.
I love you.
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I didn't miscarry.
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I was testing you
to see if you gave a shit.
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Good-bye, Frank.
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Make it out to cash.
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You smell like booze.
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- You're fired.
- What?
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Do you want to stay
with me here?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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I'm with DCFS,
here to do a home safety check
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for a case opened up
by Phillip Gallagher.
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Any idea how much you
fucked this up for me?
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The old Fiona would've handled
this, would've spun shit,
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- would've covered for me.
- What was I supposed to do?
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I expected you to not be drunk
in the middle of the day.
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DCFS showed up unannounced.
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Fiona answered the door
fucking drunk.
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Okay, I'm pregnant.
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know.
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♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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I don't have enough room
for all my stuff.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh...
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Here you go.
Use this.
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Um...
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Jacket.
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It's a million degrees
outside.
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Yeah, just in case.
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Oh, you want some magazines?
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- No, thanks.
- No?
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Uh...
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your pillow,
can't forget that.
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That's your pillow.
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Yeah, but you love it.
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Go on, take it.
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Okay, are you hungry?
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Want me to make you
something to eat or...
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We just had breakfast.
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Yeah, but, uh, for the road.
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You want a sandwich
or something?
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No, thanks.
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No?
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All right.
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Um...
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listen, I'll, um...
I'll come visit you,
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okay, you know, as soon
as you get settled.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry
you have to leave.
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You know, but I think
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it's the best thing
for you right now.
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be fine.
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Well, how is everybody today?
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Good.
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Xan, you okay?
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Yeah.
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Good, good.
You, uh, ready to go?
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I think so.
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Okay, hey, um, you, uh...
you got your phone?
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Yeah.
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- And it's charged?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Hey, you, um...
you call me
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when you get there,
all right,
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just let me know
you're safe?
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All right.
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And here, um,
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I got this
for you for, uh...
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for-for snacks and stuff,
you know, whatever you need.
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Oh.
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I made this for you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh, where'd you learn
how to make these?
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Kelly taught me.
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You know I can't
wear this, right?
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I'll get the shit
beat out of me.
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I'm the pink
and you're the purple.
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You know there's an old man
sleeping out front here?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Are we ready?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'll talk
to you soon.
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Don't be mad.
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It's no one's fault.
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- What's that?
- It's Fiona's shit.
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Why is Fiona's shit
in trash bags?
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'Cause I told her to leave
and she's still here.
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Thought I'd give her a hand.
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'Cause of Xan?
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Yeah, 'cause of Xan
and Jason
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and all the other
fucking things.
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Okay.
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Look, I'll see you later,
all right?
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I gotta catch Tami
before work.
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You guys get into
a fight or something?
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No, she, uh...
she's pregnant.
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Holy shit.
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She gonna keep it?
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Uh, I have no idea.
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That'd be so cool.
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Franny could have
a little cousin.
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Yeah, look, I don't know.
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I just found out
yesterday, Deb,
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so I don't know what
the fuck we're gonna do.
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You guys
could all live here.
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Tami and I can
take turns babysitting.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
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I'm sorry I mentioned it.
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You want
a cousin, right?
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Uncle Lip's baby.
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Good morning,
former coworker.
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Here we go.
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No need to panic, Eliza.
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I'm just here
for my final paycheck.
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Okay, sure.
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I'll be right back.
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Thanks.
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Hey, you got my tip-out?
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What?
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My tip-out.
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My share of the ti...
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You know what a tip-out is,
Karina.
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Where are my tips?
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Um, well, we didn't think
that you were...
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You guys just stole
my fucking tips?
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Wow, that is cold.
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That's okay,
I'll just take this.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey, what's up, Judas?
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Hey, winner.
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I'd refill your coffee,
but I don't work here anymore,
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so...
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Here you go.
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- Oh...
- Jesus.
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...you know those eggs aren't
really cage-free, right?
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The menu's full of lies.
Enjoy.
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Have you been drinking?
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Have you?
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You're drunk.
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Fuck you, Eliza.
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You got your last paycheck.
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Please leave, or I'll have
to call the cops.
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Oh, the cops.
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Let's call them.
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They can find out
where my stolen tips went.
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Where's my
Buccaneer Biscuits at?
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KJ.
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Going as fast
as I can, Lori.
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Buccaneer Biscuits
selling like crazy.
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Adding fried clams to the
bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit
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was a great idea.
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Yeah? Thanks.
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Just a fry guy
with big ideas
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who wants to serve
his country.
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You ever read The Tipping Point,
Malcolm Gladwell?
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Uh, no.
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Buccaneer Biscuits,
tipping point.
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Trust me,
you're gonna go places.
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I sell weed
out the back.
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I know you do, KJ,
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and I appreciate your desire
for a better life.
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But Carl here,
he's helping us sell shit
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inside the store, okay?
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You know, they used
to call this place Mr. Bob's.
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They started calling it
Captain Bob's
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when they added seafood
to the menu.
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Now it's all seafood.
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That man's
a goddamn visionary.
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Can I take my break now?
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Sure, you can, rock star.
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- Be back in ten, okay?
- Yeah.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Hey, Kelly, it's me.
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I'm at work right now.
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You know those
Buccaneer Biscuits?
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They're a huge hit.
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Yeah, it was my idea.
Did you know that?
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So I'm pretty hyped about that.
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You know, I should probably
be getting back to it, though,
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so just want to make sure
softball's going well.
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Uh, give me a call later,
all right?
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Bye. Miss and love you.
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Bye.
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Ugh, feels like someone
kicked me in the balls.
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Well, the heat
doesn't help.
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You gotta get some AC
in here, man.
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We have an AC.
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Thing's on its last legs,
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givin' it all she's got.
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Oh.
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V, is there a kid kicking me
in the nuts right now?
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'Cause it feels like
there's a child
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repeatedly kicking me
in the balls.
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No, baby,
just leave ice on it.
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Be better in no time,
Kev. Hang in there, man.
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Yeah, hang in there,
buddy.
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What's up?
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Hey.
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What's going on with him?
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He had a vasectomy,
little swelling.
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Little swelling?
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My ball's the size
of a grapefruit, V.
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Why didn't V
just tie her tubes?
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Old-school, piece of cake.
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Okay, I'm right here.
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I'll take this one.
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Do you even know
what you're saying?
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A vasectomy is like this,
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really, on one ball,
261
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and it's already
on the outside of your body.
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My shit is on the inside.
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They have to cut
into my stomach twice,
264
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,517
pull my tubes
out of my body,
265
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,016
rope 'em off, and then
put 'em back inside me.
266
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,437
I should slap your face.
267
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,523
Sorry, V.
268
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,560
You gon' live, baby.
269
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,192
What is that?
270
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,770
Final paycheck.
Can you cash it?
271
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,447
Come on, it's only,
like, 115 bucks.
272
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,702
Oh, no, keep it.
273
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,905
I am ready to drink.
274
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,206
What you havin'?
275
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,292
Vodka.
276
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,662
- Straight?
- Yeah.
277
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,174
Whoop, I made
a vodka and cranberry.
278
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,092
My bad.
279
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,091
I'll make you some breakfast.
280
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,761
What the fuck?
281
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,518
Oh.
282
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,062
Everyone, remain calm.
283
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,397
- Why would we not remain...
- Tsk, tsk.
284
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,949
People do crazy shit
when the power goes out.
285
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,034
Hey, you guys got power?
286
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,160
No, you?
287
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,618
Mrs. Williams,
do you have power?
288
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,998
No.
289
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,303
Blackout.
290
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,845
♪♪ My mother
don't want a man ♪♪
291
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,727
♪♪ 'Cause she loves and trusts
in Jesus Christ ♪♪
292
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,560
♪♪ She don't want
to see me with my friend ♪♪
293
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,316
♪♪ 'Cause I'm in love
in a chain gang ♪♪
294
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,149
♪♪ Yes, I'm a man ♪♪
295
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,234
♪♪ You're my baby,
you're my blood ♪♪
296
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,738
Professor.
297
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,866
♪♪ You're the sun
when I'm alone ♪♪
298
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,436
- Been waitin'.
- ♪♪ You're my baby ♪♪
299
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,910
♪♪ You're my blood ♪♪
300
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,744
♪♪ You're the sun
when I'm alone ♪♪
301
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,169
I have a generator.
302
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,713
Of course you do. Wow.
303
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,676
No one in this neighborhood
ever plans ahead.
304
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,004
The future is scary,
Professor.
305
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,680
It's easier
not to think about.
306
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,302
Unless there's money
to be made.
307
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:35,472
So, um, how much?
308
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,524
Cost plus 20 percent.
309
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:41,192
Cost plus ten?
310
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,987
Okay, okay, 15.
311
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,945
Any word how long
this is gonna last?
312
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,572
Too soon to say,
313
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,826
but I'll see you in an hour
if we still got a blackout.
314
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,372
All right.
315
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,542
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
316
00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:00,416
V, calm down.
It's just a blackout.
317
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,498
The power will
come back on eventually.
318
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,379
- It's not a big deal.
- When?
319
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,426
I'm sure they're
already working on it.
320
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,719
The whole city's out.
321
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,325
They don't know how long
it's gonna be.
322
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,266
Babe, what is going on?
323
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,224
What?
324
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,725
The steaks.
325
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,306
Steaks, what steaks?
326
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,437
I bought 16 cases of rib eye
327
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,148
and a case
of crab-stuffed sole.
328
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,449
What, in here?
329
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,527
Well, don't open it!
330
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,101
Why do we have
a freezer full of meat?
331
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,451
I got it from a guy
who said his truck broke down.
332
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,702
Gave me a good deal.
333
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,793
You did what?
334
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,958
Now it's all gonna go bad
335
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,002
unless the power
comes back on soon.
336
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,081
How much did you
pay for this?
337
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,541
Five hundred.
338
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,171
What, $500?
339
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,423
I was gonna do
a surf and turf special,
340
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,678
28 bucks, call it
Funk Sole Brother.
341
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,974
I don't get it.
342
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,803
Sole, S-O-L-E,
Funk Sole Brother.
343
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,512
Oh, yeah.
344
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,042
We would've made
over 3,500 bucks.
345
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,432
No, it's a great idea,
346
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,767
if we had electricity!
347
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,692
Why do you think
I've been freaking out?
348
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,619
This is the worst thing
that has ever happened.
349
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,188
Anne Frank
might beg to differ.
350
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,820
Just a minute ago, you were
telling me to calm down,
351
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,196
this is just a blackout.
352
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,575
That's before I knew we had
a freezer full of meat.
353
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,201
Fuck the meat.
I need ice for my balls.
354
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,577
I could die.
355
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,068
We need to sell the meat.
356
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,085
- We need ice for my balls!
- And cocktails.
357
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,537
The beer's gonna be warm.
358
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,872
Nothin' new there.
359
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,151
I'm panicking.
360
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,175
I'm having a panic attack.
361
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,417
I'm hyperventilating.
362
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,002
What are we gonna do?
363
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,679
Can I get another vodka cran
while there's still ice?
364
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,887
I need a paper bag.
365
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,468
I need a paper bag!
366
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,643
I-I gotta close up.
367
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,729
I can't open the register.
368
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,346
I can't microwave shit.
369
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,603
- So can we leave?
- Leave?
370
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,730
This is the perfect time
for a kitchen deep clean.
371
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,732
Start breaking down the grill
and the fryers.
372
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,404
It's, like, 90 degrees
in here, Lori.
373
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,324
Unsafe work environment,
unsafe work environment.
374
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,026
KJ, you were in prison.
375
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,305
How was that work environment?
376
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,786
Unsafe.
377
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,284
You can, uh,
clean out the freezer.
378
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,660
Oh, sweet.
379
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,853
Uh, what about
the stuff in the freezer?
380
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,334
Will it go bad?
381
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,036
We never said the seafood
was fresh here.
382
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,463
Yeah, besides,
the clams, cod, and shrimp...
383
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,541
all just a delivery system
for tartar sauce.
384
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,634
God.
385
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,836
You just get it.
God.
386
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,216
So can I leave anyways?
387
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,674
What the hell do you have to do
that's so urgent?
388
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,053
Nothing.
389
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,146
Come on, you know you can
talk to me about anything.
390
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,334
I want to hang out with Kelly.
391
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,519
Oh, not this shit again.
392
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,610
She's being weird.
393
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,980
Can I give you some advice?
394
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,857
- Not really.
- Back the fuck off.
395
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,147
All right,
give her some space.
396
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,111
Women hate clingy guys.
397
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,194
But also, it's a blackout.
398
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,698
Blackouts mean sex.
399
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,495
There's nothin' else to do.
400
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:42,199
This is your chance
to win back your lady.
401
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,831
Also, stick your finger
in her butt.
402
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,254
Chicks like that.
403
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,626
- Right.
- She religious?
404
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,173
Uh, pretty much.
405
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,795
Finger that ass,
406
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,468
but put it
in your mouth first.
407
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,716
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
408
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,107
Hey.
409
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,815
Hey, did you get my message?
410
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,242
Uh, no, we're not supposed
to be on our phones.
411
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,739
Oh, yeah, no problem.
412
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,349
You know there's a blackout,
whole city.
413
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,705
- What?
- Keefe!
414
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,352
- Off the phone now!
- Shit, hey, I gotta go.
415
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,334
Okay, bye.
416
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,327
Uh, later.
417
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,881
Hey.
418
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,259
- Hi.
- Hey, can we talk?
419
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,701
I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.
420
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,261
We need to talk.
421
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,645
- I'll be back in one minute.
- Okay.
422
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,856
What the hell, dude?
423
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,775
Are you having the baby
or not?
424
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,978
I have no idea.
425
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,438
Well, we need
to talk about it.
426
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,134
"We"? Oh, no, there's
no fucking "we" in this.
427
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,899
- This is my decision.
- All right, fine,
428
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,860
then what do you think
you're gonna do?
429
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,662
Okay, first, this doesn't
involve you at all,
430
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,034
so you can go back to...
431
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,787
Yeah, it does
involve me, though.
432
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,835
- Okay, fuck off. I'm not...
- All right, wait, wait.
433
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,498
All right? I'm sorry.
434
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,874
I'm sorry, all right?
435
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,705
I just... I want
to talk about this.
436
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,985
All right, I mean,
we need a plan, right?
437
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,545
Stop saying "we."
438
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:15,696
Okay, I'm not trying
to tell you what to do.
439
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,678
Shh!
440
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,545
I just...
441
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,804
If you decide to have the baby,
I-I want to be a part of it.
442
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,384
Okay.
443
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,060
Fine.
444
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,558
Okay.
445
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,105
I gotta...
446
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,729
Look, DCFS came this morning
447
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,357
and took Xan.
448
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,188
It's fucking with me
a little.
449
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,944
Yeah, you think?
450
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,741
Look, I'm sorry about Xan.
I am.
451
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,824
But I've only known I was
pregnant for two days,
452
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,206
so I don't know
what I'm gonna do yet, okay?
453
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,004
- All right.
- But I got this.
454
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,379
Also, I gotta
get back to work, all right?
455
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,296
Hey, sorry about that.
456
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,225
Morning, Sweathogs.
457
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,893
Blackout,
we got a blackout.
458
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,265
No shit, Frank.
459
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,894
That's why we're all
sitting here in the dark.
460
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,020
Is the beer still cold?
461
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,191
Not really.
462
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,190
Sounds great.
I'll take one.
463
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,896
What are you doing here?
464
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,026
What are you doing here?
465
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,199
I got fired.
466
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,368
Well, congratulations.
467
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,241
You apply
for unemployment yet?
468
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,742
My advice is, do it in person.
469
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,948
If you do it online,
470
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,728
they'll pretend
they never got the application.
471
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,243
Got it.
472
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,172
Well, welcome to the ranks
of the unemployed.
473
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,464
Yeah, I'm fine with it.
474
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,882
I mean, fuck them.
475
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,630
Being broke sucks,
though.
476
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,756
Ah, you get used to it.
477
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,883
You just gotta be creative.
478
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,431
Buy me a beer?
479
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,135
That's funny.
480
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,892
You know, life is not
all sunshine and rainbows
481
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,018
for me either, kiddo.
482
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,226
Ingrid left me.
483
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,151
Took all my children
with her.
484
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:58,900
I'm still here.
485
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,321
My unborn children.
486
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,570
I don't think
I'll ever get over it.
487
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,697
V, a shot of Jame-o, please.
488
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,827
Oh, my God, ow.
489
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,251
What's his problem?
490
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,959
Vasectomy.
491
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,506
Smart.
492
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,174
A substation blew up.
493
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,173
Gonna be at least
another 18 hours
494
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,504
before the power's back up.
495
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,088
- What?
- God damn it.
496
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,595
Oh, we're screwed.
497
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:28,971
I'll be back.
498
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,428
Where is he going?
499
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:32,916
If you need a little
walking-around money,
500
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,772
you should hang out
with me today.
501
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,642
Why would I do that?
502
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,775
Because of a little something
I like to call
503
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,358
"monetizing my neighbors'
lack of foresight."
504
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,818
You mean rippin' people off.
505
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,368
Completely legit.
506
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,572
No one prepares
for blackouts around here,
507
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,951
so they rush to the store
508
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,499
for ice or batteries
or what have you.
509
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,997
Too late,
everything's sold out.
510
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,170
Panic ensues,
and where there's panic,
511
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,872
there's money to be made.
512
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,628
That's where I come in.
513
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,005
Frank's Blackout Supply
has everything you need.
514
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,256
So you gouge 'em.
515
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,803
Really?
516
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,474
How's the view from up there,
Miss High and Mighty?
517
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,177
Last time I checked, we were
in the same freakin' bar
518
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,388
drinking warm beer together.
519
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,768
Fair point.
520
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,272
Do I charge a little more?
Yes.
521
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,227
Double.
522
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:25,612
The peace of mind of a candle
or fresh batteries, priceless.
523
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,782
So you in or out?
524
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:27,869
No, thanks.
525
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,198
Aw, come on.
526
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,529
I could use a pretty face.
527
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,865
It legitimizes
the whole thing.
528
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,242
What's in it for me?
529
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,872
After I recoup my cost,
20 percent.
530
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,294
Seventy.
531
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,043
Jesus Ch...
Who's gouging now? Thirty.
532
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,590
Fifty percent, final offer.
533
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,134
No one's gonna buy
anything from you, Frank.
534
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,382
You're Frank.
535
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,559
Deal, 50.
536
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,853
Gallagher Blackout Supply.
537
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,851
Oh, Jesus.
538
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,607
- Hey.
- Hey.
539
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,282
How we supposed
to get food?
540
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:09,905
We're not.
Fridge is gonna stay shut
541
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,486
until the power's back on.
542
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,866
I thought you had work.
543
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,994
I did. Got canceled
'cause of the blackout.
544
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,996
Yeah, mine too.
545
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,751
Who's that?
546
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,798
Kelly. This girl's insane.
547
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,796
She's not supposed
to be on her phone.
548
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,127
Well, she is.
549
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,096
Because you keep texting her.
550
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,055
Stop texting her.
551
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,013
Carl, relax,
we're friends.
552
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,142
Oh, my God.
553
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,594
Yo, what the fuck
is so funny?
554
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,020
You are.
555
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,438
Look at you.
556
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:39,709
Debs, I'm serious.
Stop texting her.
557
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,940
Nobody likes a clinger.
558
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,312
Whatever, I gotta go.
559
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,519
Go where?
560
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,978
Going to Kelly's scrimmage.
561
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,132
Gonna bring her
some orange Gatorade.
562
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,613
She needs to stay hydrated.
563
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,427
What the fuck, you're going
to her practices now?
564
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,532
It's a scrimmage.
565
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,860
Okay, plus, you don't need
566
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,265
to be worrying about her
being hydrated.
567
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,576
That's my job,
and she likes lemon-lime.
568
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,202
Hmm, she asked for orange.
569
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:58,784
Orange, what the fuck?
570
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,710
Carl, relax,
we're friends.
571
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,315
All right, well, I'm gonna
go, too, and bring her
572
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,019
what she really likes,
lemon-lime Gatorade.
573
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,527
Don't forget about Franny,
by the way.
574
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,167
Damn it! Fuck!
575
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,218
♪♪ Gold hair,
gold ring ♪♪
576
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,267
♪♪ Gold ring,
gold hair ♪♪
577
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,639
500 bucks' worth
of fucking meat.
578
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,188
♪♪ Gold hair
like the ring on her hand ♪♪
579
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,731
♪♪ Ring on her hand ♪♪
580
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:22,933
Coats should insulate 'em.
581
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:27,943
♪♪ Oh, heaven, mercy ♪♪
582
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:31,616
♪♪ How I wish she ♪♪
583
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:35,070
- ♪♪ Was mine ♪♪
- ♪♪ Was mine ♪♪
584
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,700
♪♪ Was mine ♪♪
585
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,156
Few more coats.
586
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,483
Ooh, uh,
what about ice cream?
587
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,588
Should we get ice cream?
588
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,416
Too soon.
Give it another hour.
589
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,217
The stores'll panic.
590
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,904
They'll try to unload it
before it thaws.
591
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,092
They'll drop the price.
592
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,094
We'll buy for half,
sell for double.
593
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,847
Okay, damn, people
don't care it's melt-y?
594
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,930
I got a line on dry ice.
It'll be nice and cold.
595
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,434
I told ya, kiddo,
596
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,561
just gotta stay creative.
597
00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:07,486
I know where we might be able
to get some real ice.
598
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,528
- No shit?
- Mm-hmm.
599
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:14,321
What are you looking for?
600
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,575
A wagon, something
to put my supplies in.
601
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,156
A wagon?
602
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,269
No, if we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do it right,
603
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,626
not some half-assed
wagon situation.
604
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,328
We gotta, like,
build a stand.
605
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,538
Like a booth?
606
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,089
Take half a day
to set up.
607
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,041
No, it won't.
608
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,047
Hey, here, help me.
609
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,503
What are we doing?
610
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,179
We're being creative.
611
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,426
Dump.
612
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,309
What the... what did we...
I don't...
613
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,433
Hey, that's my kid's pool,
motherfucker!
614
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,833
- Oh, shit.
- Come on, come on,
615
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,894
- come on, run, run.
- Oh, whoa.
616
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,817
♪♪ Cold, cold ground ♪♪
617
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,111
♪♪ Oh, heaven, mercy ♪♪
618
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,483
Hope he doesn't have a gun.
619
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,485
Fuck!
620
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,194
♪♪ How I wish she was mine... ♪♪
621
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,653
Fuck!
622
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:01,160
They didn't take your key
when they fired you?
623
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,491
No, they did.
624
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,291
I already made a copy.
625
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,370
To a hardware store,
"do not duplicate"
626
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,706
means "do not duplicate
unless I give you ten bucks."
627
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,626
Still frozen.
628
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,837
Ah, fantastic.
629
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,171
How about this?
630
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,632
It's empty and clean.
631
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,092
- Ready?
- Yep.
632
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,551
Wheel her over.
633
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,523
♪♪ Well, I wish she
was mine... ♪♪
634
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,153
Shit.
635
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,525
Can barely hold
the wrench, man.
636
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,026
It's so fucking sweaty.
637
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,575
I know.
638
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:38,902
Why isn't she calling?
639
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,658
I left her, like,
five messages.
640
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,536
- Who?
- Xan.
641
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,868
Fuck!
God damn it, man.
642
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,453
Why are we
even open today?
643
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:52,131
'Cause Mr. Ryland's heading
to Sturgis and needs his bike.
644
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,836
What's going on
with you, man?
645
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,262
Tami's pregnant.
646
00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,805
What?
647
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,552
Yeah.
648
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,637
Is it yours?
649
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,098
She says it is.
650
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,525
Oh, no,
you got Tami pregnant?
651
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:11,818
Yeah, so?
652
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,904
I can't believe
you got Tami pregnant.
653
00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:13,965
Why do you keep saying that?
654
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,989
Well...
655
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:18,283
Hey, honey, Core.
656
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,554
I'm terrified
of these women.
657
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,578
What, even your wife?
658
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,994
Terrified.
659
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,322
Did he tell you?
660
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,655
What? No.
I don't know anything.
661
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,824
Did you tell him?
662
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,125
No.
663
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,624
Sorry, I got
a conference call
664
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,297
with a parts, uh, guy.
665
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,124
You upset Tami.
666
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:36,300
Yeah, Tami's upset.
667
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,502
Now we gotta fuck you up.
668
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,928
Well, she didn't
seem that upset.
669
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,130
I mean, how could you tell?
670
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,840
She was fucking crying, Lip.
671
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,220
Tami was crying, really?
672
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,579
What the fuck
did you say to her?
673
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:45,603
Nothing, all right?
674
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:46,806
Uh, we talked about the baby,
675
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:47,957
I said I want
to be a part of it,
676
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,563
and it's her decision.
677
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,266
Goddamn right
it's her decision.
678
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,817
If she does
decide to keep it,
679
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,394
you better not ghost her.
680
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,320
I won't, all right?
That's what I told her.
681
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,398
If you hurt her,
we will fuck you up.
682
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:00,136
Since when do you
give a shit about Tami, huh?
683
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,160
I thought you hated her.
684
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,361
We will fuck you up.
685
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,821
Look, I get it, okay?
686
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:06,326
I'm trying
to do the right thing.
687
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,873
If she doesn't
want to be around me,
688
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,077
I don't know
what I can do for you.
689
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,502
Don't fuck with us.
690
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,124
Okay.
691
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,549
You know, you should
get your sister
692
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,251
a mood ring or something,
693
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:21,088
you know, anything that lets me
know how she's feeling.
694
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,468
You know, that would be
great, all right?
695
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,145
Is the goon squad gone?
696
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,476
Yeah.
697
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,687
Tell you what.
Uh, take the day off.
698
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,896
I got this.
699
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,156
Yeah, why?
700
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,658
You're having a bad day.
701
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,360
Go home.
702
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,448
Got everything you need
right here, folks!
703
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,874
Step right up.
704
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,077
Who's waiting
on cold, soaked rags?
705
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,582
Here you go.
Thank you.
706
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,129
How much to charge a phone?
707
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,901
- It's a dollar a minute.
- Okay, I'll take five.
708
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,507
Great.
709
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:00,051
- ♪♪ I'm bad as ♪♪
- ♪♪ Whoo ♪♪
710
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,548
♪♪ There's no stoppin' me ♪♪
711
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,550
♪♪ No stoppin' me ♪♪
712
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,243
♪♪ Get out of my way,
I'm like a runaway train... ♪♪
713
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:08,135
Two waters,
two beers comin' up.
714
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,060
♪♪ I got what you want... ♪♪
715
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,809
Could I get a battery
over here?
716
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,185
Here you go.
717
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:15,312
Who wanted the bat...
There you go.
718
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,143
♪♪ Get ready
for the major leagues ♪♪
719
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,273
♪♪ All right ♪♪
720
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:20,104
♪♪ All my life, I said ♪♪
721
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,735
♪♪ I'm gonna be
one of the greats... ♪♪
722
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,612
Here you go.
Thank you.
723
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,238
Have a good day.
724
00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:27,286
♪♪ Ain't nothin'
about this fake ♪♪
725
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,829
♪♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪♪
726
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,326
♪♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪♪
727
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,252
♪♪ Got the heart of a lion,
strong as iron ♪♪
728
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:40,925
♪♪ With a fire
burnin' in my soul... ♪♪
729
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,594
- Beer. Beer? Beer.
- We got, uh...
730
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,763
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
731
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,092
♪♪ Got a million-dollar swag,
don't forget that ♪♪
732
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,348
♪♪ When you see me
steppin', ooh ♪♪
733
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,646
♪♪ Again across the building,
bring back the feeling ♪♪
734
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,724
♪♪ Damn right,
I'm unstoppable ♪♪
735
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:56,853
♪♪ Hey ♪♪
736
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,606
♪♪ All my life, I said ♪♪
737
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,312
♪♪ I'm gonna be
one of the greats... ♪♪
738
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,022
- Start a business, you know.
- Uh-huh.
739
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,220
We don't have to be at each
other's throats all the time.
740
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:08,285
You're a good salesman.
741
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,488
What the fuck?
742
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,322
You just need...
743
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,544
These are my clothes.
744
00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,757
I'll take that chair
if you don't want it.
745
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,549
Fuckin' Lip.
746
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,628
God!
747
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,928
- Hey!
- What the fuck?
748
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,249
You put my shit
on the fucking curb?
749
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,730
Fuck, man.
The f...
750
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:37,252
- You can't fucking do that!
- Yeah, well,
751
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,484
- I want you fucking out!
- This is my house!
752
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,277
I live here!
I live here!
753
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,605
This is my fucking house!
754
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,860
Okay, okay, easy, easy, easy.
755
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,191
- I own this house!
- Easy.
756
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,696
The title is in my name!
757
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,346
- I'm not letting you live here!
- Okay.
758
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,658
All right, not with Liam
and not with Franny!
759
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:52,864
No fucking way!
760
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,290
- Fuck you!
- Look at you!
761
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,083
All right,
you are fucking pathetic.
762
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,377
You need to take
a personal fucking inventory!
763
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,251
Did you say inven...
You?
764
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:03,253
You AA people
are all the same.
765
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,737
You want a goddamn parade
because you stand
766
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,627
in front of other alcoholics
767
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,509
and state
the galactically obvious.
768
00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,965
It's the very definition
of narcissism.
769
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,346
Will you please take a drink
and shut the fuck up?
770
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,437
Shut the fuck up!
771
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:15,682
All right.
772
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,807
Get to a meeting.
773
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,290
You should spend
less time blaming her
774
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,712
and more thanking her.
775
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,798
Yeah, for what?
776
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:43,999
For what?
777
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:48,427
It's tough raising six kids
by yourself.
778
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,141
I couldn't have done it
without her.
779
00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,512
All right, team,
780
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:56,185
let's go!
781
00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,609
Let's go, Kelly!
782
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,072
Nice throw, girl!
783
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,788
I brought your favorite,
orange!
784
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,682
This should be working.
785
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:35,849
Stay out of there!
786
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,863
I can see the steak
in your pants.
787
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:59,745
Well, it doesn't matter anyway
'cause it's already thawed.
788
00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:03,078
Bartender, two vodka martinis
789
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,413
on the rocks with a twist.
790
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,651
There's no rocks, Frank.
791
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,507
It's over 100 degrees in here.
792
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,004
It's the end of days.
793
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,753
We're all gonna die.
794
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,090
How the hell
are you not sweating?
795
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:19,677
He wears flannel pajamas
in August with the windows open.
796
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,012
And how do you know that?
797
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,517
I'm guessing.
798
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,358
I gotta take my pants off.
799
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,310
My balls are gonna explode.
800
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,404
It's a ticking time ball.
801
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:29,521
Hey,
802
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,230
you need ice?
We got ice.
803
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,802
- Really?
- Hundred bucks a bag.
804
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,408
- Great.
- Hell no!
805
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,861
V, this whole thing
was your idea.
806
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:37,955
Fifty.
807
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,780
- Okay.
- No!
808
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:40,875
All right, fine.
809
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,121
When my balls explode
and everybody in here
810
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,897
is covered in blood and ball,
we'll see who's laughing then.
811
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:45,921
I won't be.
812
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:48,373
It's fucking hot, okay?
813
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,467
Who wants a beer?
814
00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,713
- Me.
- Me, I want one.
815
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:52,803
I'll take one.
816
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,130
$20 apiece.
817
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,964
$50 for a bag of ice.
818
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,390
You're just like my vendors.
819
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,560
Just like everyone
in this city,
820
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,388
always trying to take advantage
of the South Side.
821
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:05,932
Hey, I got an idea.
822
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,642
- Uh-oh.
- No, no, no,
823
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,147
this is a really good one.
824
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:10,398
Let's have a cookout,
825
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,674
invite the whole neighborhood.
826
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,217
We got all that meat
that's gonna spoil.
827
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,982
And the crab-stuffed sole.
828
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,942
Free surf and turf
and warm beer.
829
00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:19,029
No, not free, $5 surf and turf.
830
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,909
We gotta at least
try to make our money back.
831
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,615
Okay, it's still
a pretty good deal.
832
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:25,042
Y-you guys would pay five bucks
for surf and turf, right?
833
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,414
- A rib eye, yeah.
- Yeah.
834
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,167
Cookout at The Alibi.
835
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,963
If people bring
grills and charcoal,
836
00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,930
- I'll supply the meat and beer.
- Nice.
837
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,321
- I like it.
- Yes.
838
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,711
Kevin Ball for the win.
839
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:38,047
♪♪ Let's go, Kelly, let's go ♪♪
840
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,509
- ♪♪ Let's go, Kelly, let's go ♪♪
- Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!
841
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:44,016
Whoo, you got this, girl!
842
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:46,142
Hey, attagirl,
way to stay in front of it!
843
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,316
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!
844
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,267
That's my girl!
Kelly!
845
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:53,651
♪♪ U-G-L-Y,
you ain't got no alibi ♪♪
846
00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,231
♪♪ You ugly, hey, hey ♪♪
847
00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:57,442
♪♪ You ugly, hey, hey ♪♪
848
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,528
- Yeah!
- Nice!
849
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,766
Kelly, Kelly,
catch that bitch!
850
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,952
That's my girl!
That's my bitch!
851
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,159
- Good one.
- All right.
852
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:08,748
She's going!
She's going!
853
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,750
Oh!
854
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,877
- Nice!
- I love you, Kelly!
855
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:15,425
Nice play.
856
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,512
Beautiful, Kelly!
857
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,299
I got this for you!
858
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,680
- Yeah.
- Way to do it.
859
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:24,851
Fuckin' Lip, man.
860
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:27,601
He's a righteous fuckin' prick.
861
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,684
V, can we get a couple
of shots of Jame-o?
862
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:31,777
Who cares?
863
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,339
You know how many times
I've kicked out of that house?
864
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,363
Yeah, I do.
865
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,734
I was the one
doing the kickin'.
866
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,052
Lip kicked you
out of the house?
867
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,470
Yeah, you believe
that motherfucker?
868
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,907
I'm carrying my shit around
in garbage bags.
869
00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:45,411
V, can I just crash with you
just till I figure it out?
870
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:47,867
You don't even have to ask.
871
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,244
You're the shit!
872
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:53,172
We made a shitload of money
out there today.
873
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,170
You're really good at this.
874
00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:58,714
I'm great.
875
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,593
Here's your half.
876
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,721
I want to renegotiate.
877
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,849
The hell?
There's no renegotiation.
878
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,146
We made a deal.
879
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,020
See, you were gonna
walk around with a wagon.
880
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,979
I created a store.
I got us ice.
881
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,188
Sixty-forty.
882
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,282
No way.
883
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,652
Sixty-forty, or next time,
884
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,486
I just open
my own blackout supply.
885
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:25,993
And trust me, you don't
want me as your competition.
886
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:31,247
You're worse than the Mafia,
you know that?
887
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,579
Mm-hmm.
888
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,710
And this is
for the professor.
889
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,883
We did all the work.
890
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,289
And he supplied
the raw materials.
891
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:41,258
Oh, fuck the professor.
892
00:35:41,348 --> 00:35:45,513
Okay, it's time
we had a little chat.
893
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,264
V, could we get
two more of these?
894
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,095
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
895
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,976
You're a bad drunk.
896
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,480
That's...
897
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:59,359
Oh, well, if that isn't the pot
callin' the kettle black.
898
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:00,735
No, no, no,
I'm a good drunk.
899
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,825
Makes me happy.
900
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,526
When you drink, you get mean.
901
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,033
If it wasn't for me,
Lip would be dead right now.
902
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:09,365
Are you seriously telling me
to stop drinkin'?
903
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,826
I would never say that
to my worst enemy.
904
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,789
No, I am telling you there are
good drunks and bad drunks.
905
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,623
A good drunk is fun.
906
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,629
A bad drunk
wants to have a fight.
907
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,676
A good drunk
lives in the present.
908
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,881
A bad drunk
is thinking about yesterday.
909
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:29,719
It's all about
gas and the brakes.
910
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,554
Bottoms up.
911
00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,020
How you feel?
912
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,111
Great.
913
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,112
Wanna do another one?
914
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,025
- Yeah.
- No.
915
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,528
You feel good, right?
916
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,654
So take a break,
driver eight.
917
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:47,452
Take your foot off the gas
for a couple of seconds.
918
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,075
Coast.
919
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,782
Alcohol was created
to distract us
920
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,243
from existential dread.
921
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,459
Human beings
are the only species
922
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,165
that knows
of its own mortality,
923
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,591
and I gotta say,
924
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,715
we do a pretty good job
dealing with that fact.
925
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,467
Thank God for alcohol.
926
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,174
Can you imagine
having to live
927
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,806
with impending death
sober?
928
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,309
Look at Lip. When's the last
time you saw him smile?
929
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,436
Me, I've always been
930
00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,392
the most fun member
of this family.
931
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,194
You know why?
Because I get it.
932
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,907
Sobriety is a fool's game.
933
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:27,030
Okay, okay!
934
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,487
Who's ready for a cookout?
935
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,573
- Let's do this!
- Oh! Meat!
936
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,613
Let me help you with that.
937
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:34,784
Thanks.
938
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:37,495
You were really great
out there.
939
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,876
Yeah, played okay.
940
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,763
Hey, come on,
get in the back.
941
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:53,094
You get in the back.
942
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,113
Fine.
943
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,077
I got a text.
944
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,265
They're having a cookout
at The Alibi.
945
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,289
You want to go?
946
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:13,454
Let's do it.
947
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,624
Yeah, sure,
you can come with us.
948
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,253
Two Funk Sole Brothers,
well done.
949
00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:25,084
Two Funk Sole Brothers,
well done.
950
00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:26,885
Two beers.
951
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:27,971
- Here.
- No, uh-uh,
952
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,136
I'm not counting that shit.
953
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:30,423
Walk away.
954
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,384
V, we're doin' it, baby.
955
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,724
This is how we do it
on the South Side, man.
956
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,649
We learn how to live together
because alone, we die.
957
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,942
Is Chicago dangerous?
Yes.
958
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,564
Is Chicago big?
Doesn't matter,
959
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,895
'cause I don't live in Chicago.
I live on the South Side,
960
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,565
and these are the people
I care about.
961
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,150
South Side!
962
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:51,577
Carl thinks if two women
are friends, they must be gay.
963
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,450
No, I don't think that.
I think Debbie's gay
964
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,184
because she follows you around
like a little puppy dog.
965
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,619
Ha, see what I mean?
966
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:57,978
I'm not kidding.
She's in love with you.
967
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,163
Carl, stop.
968
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,790
You're acting crazy.
969
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,371
Yeah, seriously,
who's the puppy dog?
970
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,127
- She's my girlfriend.
- She's my friend.
971
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,459
Okay, I'm gonna get a beer.
972
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,696
- Let me get it for you.
- I'll come with you.
973
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,929
Guys, I got it,
thanks.
974
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,090
Whoo, look at this.
975
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,846
♪♪ Then you're done for ♪♪
976
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:16,893
♪♪ I'm a person of peace ♪♪
977
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,188
♪♪ But if you want
a piece of me ♪♪
978
00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,561
♪♪ I will attack... ♪♪
979
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:23,062
Here you go.
980
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,630
I told you, Frank,
I'm not paying for ice.
981
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,486
It's on me.
982
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,030
Really?
983
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,277
It's melting.
984
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,154
Thank you, man. Ah.
985
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,655
Here.
986
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,705
We brought this
on ourselves, you know.
987
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,657
Global warming.
988
00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:39,992
Nothing to be done.
Too late.
989
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,873
What, I'm gonna
turn my AC off?
990
00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:45,547
If I'm a dead man walking,
I wanna be comfortable.
991
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,670
♪♪ Why'd you have to go
and do that for? ♪♪
992
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,592
♪♪ Look at what
you made me do ♪♪
993
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,519
♪♪ I heard you want
to scrap with the sharks ♪♪
994
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,673
♪♪ Come on, then, let's dance ♪♪
995
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,598
♪♪ I am a person of peace ♪♪
996
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,893
♪♪ But if you want
a piece of me ♪♪
997
00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,936
♪♪ I will attack ♪♪
998
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,559
♪♪ Arr ♪♪
999
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,265
♪♪ I will never
start the grief ♪♪
1000
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,146
♪♪ But careful what you throw ♪♪
1001
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,193
♪♪ 'Cause I will bat it back ♪♪
1002
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,364
You know we're the only ones
without power, right?
1003
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,986
What are you talking about?
1004
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,817
My cousin's on his way
to the Cubs game.
1005
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,528
North Side's
already got power.
1006
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,871
You fuckin' serious?
1007
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,370
♪♪ More that you came here... ♪♪
1008
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,873
Hey, what's the station
for the Cubs game?
1009
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,962
The what?
1010
00:40:24,047 --> 00:40:25,538
Jerk-off AM, who knows?
1011
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:27,568
No, seriously, no one knows
the station for the Cubs game?
1012
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,549
- The fuck we care?
- Go, Sox.
1013
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,503
God bless us, every one.
1014
00:40:34,307 --> 00:40:36,327
Power's been restored
to 90 percent of the city,
1015
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:39,059
and the Cubs will play
tonight as scheduled.
1016
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,637
So everybody's got power
except us?
1017
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:43,472
Wrigleyville has power.
1018
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:45,398
Fucking yuppies,
what do you expect?
1019
00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,727
South Side's
always last in line.
1020
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,733
So we're the working poor.
No one gives a fuck about us.
1021
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,190
We don't matter.
We don't count.
1022
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,525
Well, I don't know about you,
1023
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,236
but I am sick
of gettin' fucked.
1024
00:40:57,330 --> 00:40:58,571
Yeah!
1025
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:02,454
I say we march right now
to Wrigleyville
1026
00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:05,331
and kick every one
of their fuckin' asses!
1027
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,741
- Fuck 'em up!
- Yeah!
1028
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,798
In this heat?
1029
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,373
We are South Side,
God damn it!
1030
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,424
- We are not your bitch!
- Yeah!
1031
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,673
- Fuck yeah.
- This shit stops now.
1032
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:16,676
My bitch!
South Side!
1033
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,353
I'm staying.
Any medium rares?
1034
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,959
If they think I'm walkin'
in these damn heels...
1035
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,519
Ooh, man.
1036
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,128
- Yeah, I'll take that guy.
- That smoke is...
1037
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,064
- I'm gonna start cleaning up.
- All right.
1038
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,690
What the fuck, Chicago?
1039
00:41:31,781 --> 00:41:33,693
Should've had power
hours ago!
1040
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,649
What the fuck, Chicago?
1041
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,575
Should've had power
hours ago!
1042
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,494
What the fuck, Chicago?
1043
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,683
Should've had power
hours ago!
1044
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:41,914
Hey, can we talk?
1045
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,741
Now? We're in the middle
of a protest.
1046
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,792
Yeah, but you're not even
from the South Side.
1047
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:46,914
I know.
1048
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,997
Injustice is injustice.
1049
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,877
What the fuck, Chicago?
1050
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,924
Should've had power
hours ago!
1051
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,673
What the fuck, Chicago?
1052
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,719
Should've had power
hours ago!
1053
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:12,896
Hey, Xan, uh, it's me again.
1054
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,447
Um...
1055
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,775
look, can you call me back?
1056
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,109
Yeah, I know there's the-the
power outage and everything,
1057
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:24,624
but seriously, you know,
just... call me back.
1058
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,672
- Hey.
- Hey.
1059
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,502
Hey.
1060
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:38,338
What you doing?
1061
00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:41,640
Nothing, just waiting
for a fucking phone call.
1062
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,678
So you threw Fiona out.
1063
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,480
Yeah.
1064
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:49,898
Okay.
1065
00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,600
Well, she's gonna
stay with Kev and me
1066
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,230
until she gets
back on her feet.
1067
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:54,548
No, if she stays
with you and Kev,
1068
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,983
she won't get back
on her feet.
1069
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:57,773
I'm worried about her, Lip.
1070
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,233
Yeah, me too.
1071
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,989
Then let her back
in the damn house.
1072
00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:03,908
She needs to hit rock bottom.
1073
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,031
Rock bottom?
1074
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,741
She's a strong person, Lip.
1075
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,451
I know you know that.
1076
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,003
But even the strongest people
fall down sometimes.
1077
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,298
You did. I have.
Kev has.
1078
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,249
We are here to lift
each other up.
1079
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:22,548
Okay. You heard
all this before, right?
1080
00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:24,884
You gonna sit there and think
just because you're in AA,
1081
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:27,094
you have all the answers?
1082
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,770
Don't let Fiona
stay with you.
1083
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,893
Then what kind of friend
would I be?
1084
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:35,361
What kind of friend
do you wanna be?
1085
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,189
The kind that sees her drunk
at The Alibi every morning?
1086
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:41,025
The kind that-that
watches her lose her job
1087
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,655
or lose her
apartment building?
1088
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:45,613
Watches her wreck her car
and go to jail?
1089
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:46,913
You know what?
Then go ahead.
1090
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:48,740
All right, buy her
a case of vodka.
1091
00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:51,373
Grab a shovel
and help her dig that grave,
1092
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,203
'cause that's not a friend.
1093
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,505
All right, that's-that's
a fuckin' bystander.
1094
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,799
- Lip, I have to...
- V!
1095
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,591
If you really love her
1096
00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:04,765
and you really are her friend,
1097
00:44:04,851 --> 00:44:06,843
you won't let her
stay with you.
1098
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,437
South Side
is where it's at!
1099
00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,607
Gonna fuck you up
with a baseball bat!
1100
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,309
South Side
is where it's at!
1101
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:17,565
Gonna fuck you up
with a baseball bat!
1102
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,317
South Side
is where it's at!
1103
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,524
Gonna fuck you up
with a baseball bat!
1104
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,233
South Side
is where it's at!
1105
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,910
Gonna fuck you up
with a baseball bat!
1106
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,745
- Yo.
- Check it out.
1107
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:32,896
- Yeah.
- The power's back.
1108
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,127
Yeah.
1109
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:35,829
Oh, yeah.
Power, baby.
1110
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,256
- About time.
- Yeah.
1111
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,925
I don't know about you all,
but I could use a drink.
1112
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:42,844
Back to The Alibi?
1113
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,216
Thank God.
I'm gonna pass out.
1114
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,617
- You said it.
- Here we go.
1115
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:47,052
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1116
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:48,662
You're just gonna
go back to The Alibi?
1117
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,473
We were still the last ones
to get power.
1118
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:51,644
That's bullshit.
1119
00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:53,814
Come on, the city's
laughing at us.
1120
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:56,643
Let's go tell 'em you don't
fuck with the South Side.
1121
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,147
Let's go.
Come on.
1122
00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,854
It's only a few more blocks
to the North Side.
1123
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:03,361
See you at The Alibi.
1124
00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:05,943
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
1125
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,820
God.
1126
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,542
Hey, baby.
1127
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:19,693
That was like
a long hike.
1128
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,299
Hi. South Side pride.
1129
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,263
You know what I want.
1130
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:35,973
V, I need a drink.
1131
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,605
- Okay, what?
- Vodka.
1132
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,568
Ladies and gentlemen,
1133
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:50,075
can I have
your attention, please?
1134
00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:52,406
Today was a good fuckin' day.
1135
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,685
- It was a good day.
- Yeah.
1136
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,496
Yes, it was hot,
1137
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,293
yes, we had no electricity,
1138
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,246
and yes, I had
a very painful testicle
1139
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,922
that was the size
of a volleyball.
1140
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,465
- Whoo!
- Hear, hear.
1141
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:06,511
But today we found the
true power of the South Side.
1142
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,054
- Hear, hear.
- Yeah.
1143
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,429
No work.
Get drunk. Have fun.
1144
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,476
Now you know
what it's like to be me.
1145
00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,183
Here's to
the greatest day ever.
1146
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:17,390
The South Side!
1147
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:20,066
The South Side!
1148
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:24,066
Fuck you,
you fuckin' pussies!
1149
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:26,569
You fuckin' never stop talking
1150
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,901
about how tough
the South Side is,
1151
00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:30,327
how we survive.
1152
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,870
Ha!
1153
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:34,118
How you don't fuck
with the South Side.
1154
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:39,124
And then you
fucking do nothing!
1155
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,795
God.
1156
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:44,295
I am fuckin' embarrassed.
1157
00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:46,377
You know, we talk a big game,
1158
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:50,305
but we don't actually do shit.
1159
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:53,680
We get exactly
what we deserve.
1160
00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,849
So fuck you.
Fuck all of you.
1161
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,146
Take it easy, sweetheart.
1162
00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:00,770
Sounds like somebody needs to
get fucked on the South Side.
1163
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,317
Fuck you,
you fuckin' cunt!
1164
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,941
- Whoa, yeah.
- Hey!
1165
00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:08,650
All right, okay, somebody's
a little bit fired up.
1166
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,030
You okay?
1167
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,157
Fucking tired
of that bullshit.
1168
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,455
I get it. I know.
1169
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:16,541
I get it.
1170
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,663
Hey, I get it.
1171
00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:28,715
So I, um...
I was talking to Kev,
1172
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,215
and with the girls
and everything,
1173
00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:32,013
it's just a little
too much right now
1174
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,842
having you stay with us.
1175
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:37,348
I'm-I'm really sorry.
1176
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:38,770
I am.
1177
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,143
V...
1178
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,020
it's not a big deal.
1179
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:44,442
Really? You know, no.
1180
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,190
- I'm gonna talk...
- Seriously, yeah.
1181
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,317
It's okay.
I totally get it.
1182
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:49,648
I understand.
1183
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:53,993
All right.
1184
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,040
I'm sorry.
1185
00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:59,912
Mm-hmm.
1186
00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,617
I gotta get this one
into the bathtub. Pee-yew!
1187
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,017
Okay, I'll text you later.
1188
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,703
Cool.
1189
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,369
Hey, you want a beer?
1190
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,955
No, thanks.
1191
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:48,881
Are you fucking my sister?
1192
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,505
You're insane.
1193
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:52,927
Am I?
1194
00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:55,096
Carl, Debbie and I
are friends.
1195
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:56,718
You're overthinking it.
1196
00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:58,892
Overthinking what?
What am I overthinking?
1197
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,145
I think
we should break up.
1198
00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:03,642
Why, 'cause you
love my sister?
1199
00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,473
No, because
you're too clingy.
1200
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,480
Oh, come on,
Debbie's clingier than I am.
1201
00:49:07,570 --> 00:49:09,061
Oh, my God!
1202
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:10,862
That's it, I am leaving.
1203
00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:14,567
You know, I like you, Carl,
but seriously, what the fuck?
1204
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,661
Oh, come on.
1205
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,533
Call me
when you're not so needy.
1206
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:21,364
All right, see ya.
1207
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,171
That's what I thought.
1208
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,840
Oh.
1209
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,299
What-what do you mean, "oh"?
1210
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,554
Shut up.
1211
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,760
Lip!
1212
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:48,650
Hey.
1213
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,068
Uh, did Xan call?
1214
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,520
Yeah.
1215
00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:53,401
Yeah,
a little while ago.
1216
00:49:54,617 --> 00:49:56,734
- Where you going?
- I feel like breaking shit.
1217
00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,497
So Xan's okay.
1218
00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:06,076
- Yeah.
- Good.
1219
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:09,038
Here's the deal: the last thing
I need in my life
1220
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,542
is a man
telling me what to do.
1221
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:12,545
I really don't give a shit
about what you think,
1222
00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,001
but I do understand
1223
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,427
that you might have
some feelings about this.
1224
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,801
But I want to be clear:
you do not get a vote.
1225
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:21,429
I don't get a vote,
1226
00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,385
like, not even one?
1227
00:50:24,813 --> 00:50:26,520
One.
1228
00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:28,724
Out of 100.
I get the other 99.
1229
00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:33,632
What if we're not meant
to be together?
1230
00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:35,067
Then we break up.
1231
00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:38,150
What if the baby has, like,
Down syndrome or something?
1232
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,906
I'll help you
take care of it.
1233
00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:41,861
I'm gonna die
at a young age, so...
1234
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:42,992
I'll still be here.
1235
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:44,226
Yeah, well, what if you
get hit by a bus?
1236
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,082
All right, look,
maybe I will.
1237
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,771
All right, we don't know
what's gonna happen,
1238
00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:50,082
but if you decide
to have this baby,
1239
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,129
I want to make damn sure
it has a father.
1240
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,210
Okay.
1241
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,761
I hear you.
1242
00:50:58,847 --> 00:50:59,847
Okay.
1243
00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:05,973
Should we, like,
get one of those books,
1244
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,306
What to Expect When You're
Pregnant or whatever?
1245
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,770
Not if you're not
gonna be pregnant.
1246
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,567
Are you gonna be pregnant?
1247
00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:15,361
I have no idea.
1248
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,439
What would I even name it?
1249
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:19,149
I don't know,
we talking a boy or a girl?
1250
00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:22,407
I don't know, like...
pretend it's a boy.
1251
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,497
Hambone.
1252
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,120
What? No.
1253
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:30,877
Bird?
1254
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:33,171
Who the hell
names their kid Bird?
1255
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,340
Charlie Parker's parents.
1256
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:36,837
No, that was a nickname.
1257
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:39,214
It was 'cause
he liked chicken.
1258
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:42,173
Oh, didn't know that.
1259
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:43,473
Uh, Wilmoth?
1260
00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:44,595
Jesus.
1261
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,096
What?
1262
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,178
These are the worst names
I ever heard.
1263
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,513
I take it back.
1264
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,974
I will not be there
for our child, all right?
1265
00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:54,605
Okay, can we just not
talk about it anymore?
1266
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:56,607
Can we, like,
pretend it's not happening
1267
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:59,610
and maybe it'll just...
go away?
1268
00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:02,243
Yeah, all right.
1269
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:03,430
All right,
I'm fucking starving.
1270
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,036
I need food.
1271
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:08,365
Yeah, you, uh...
you like popcorn shrimp?
1272
00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:39,688
Ugh.
1273
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:51,578
It was only about
two blocks from my house.
1274
00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:55,873
I was woken up by the sound,
a crashing sound.
1275
00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:59,452
And I could hear
myself screaming.
1276
00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:06,509
I had crashed my car
into the back of a moving van.
1277
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,930
There was glass everywhere.
1278
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,850
Airbag deployed.
My nose was bleeding.
1279
00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:19,143
I didn't feel any pain
till much later,
1280
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:22,021
but I didn't care about myself.
1281
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,729
I just kept thinking...
1282
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,153
I could have killed someone.
1283
00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:35,364
This is... really hard
for me to talk about.
1284
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,520
Whose porn is this?
1285
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:05,442
It's mine.
Giving it to KJ now.
1286
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:07,486
Oh, why you getting rid
of your porn, tater tot?
1287
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,030
Just the
girl-on-girl stuff.
1288
00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:10,277
Kinda makes me sad.
1289
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,074
Yeah.
1290
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,492
Seen it.
1291
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,820
Seen it.
1292
00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,654
In it.
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