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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,252 --> 00:00:02,753 Oh, it's-it's you again. 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:05,214 Okay, here's-here's what... here's what happened. 3 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,049 Carrie put on this brown wig 4 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:09,010 and was running out into traffic, 5 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:12,054 and the guy I thought was the bad guy isn't, 6 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:14,557 and her boyfriend is the suicide bomber. 7 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,726 You believe that shit? 8 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,936 - Wrong show, Frank. - What? 9 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,230 That's Homeland, not Shameless. 10 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,690 Oh. 11 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:24,650 Fuck. 12 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:25,985 Wow. 13 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,946 Don't mix Percocet with beer. 14 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,450 - Who's the new barback? - That's Santiago. 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,333 He's staying with us until we find his father. 16 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,370 They were gonna go live with his uncle in Indiana. 17 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:39,206 How are we gonna find some random Guatemalan guy 18 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,291 in Gary, Indiana? 19 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,001 I did a web search: "Where to find 20 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,003 illegal immigrants, Gary, Indiana." 21 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,504 Got a whole list of places. 22 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,173 You find Santiago's uncle? 23 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,175 Oh, yeah. Found him and then lost him. 24 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,801 Fly, my Mexican friend! 25 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:53,596 - Guatemalan. - Guatemalan friend! 26 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,805 Fly! 27 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:57,641 Liam, your share of the bills this month: $70. 28 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,518 - I'm nine. - Figure it out. 29 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:02,354 Carl, your share of the bill this month is 70 bucks. 30 00:01:02,438 --> 00:01:03,856 Maybe you should get a real job 31 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,584 and stop hanging out with your girlfriend so much. 32 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,109 Ingrid and I are pregnant. 33 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:08,861 - Triplets? - Sextuplets. 34 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,529 And we're hiding from a North Korean 35 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:13,115 fertility specialist, so make room. 36 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:14,533 We are moving in. 37 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:15,910 Oh, that's hysterical. 38 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:17,873 Do you really think we can afford more than one? 39 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,038 You'll get a job. 40 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,583 "Dreams dead? You're our man. 41 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,835 Be the Hobo Loco Man." Kev, what is this? 42 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,337 They're holding a competition 43 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,632 to choose the Hobo Loco spokesperson. 44 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,259 The winner gets a $50,000 contract 45 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:35,387 to be in a social media campaign. 46 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:37,098 This is me. 47 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,183 I'm the Hobo Loco Man. 48 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,102 You smell like a barroom floor. 49 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,773 I don't need anything from you! 50 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:46,899 She do this a lot? 51 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,150 Yeah. 52 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:49,860 Well, lately. 53 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,413 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 54 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:04,667 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 55 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,753 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 56 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:12,007 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 57 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,511 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 58 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:18,889 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 59 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:20,975 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 60 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:25,688 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 61 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,823 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 62 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,909 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 63 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,163 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 64 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:46,584 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 65 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,920 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 66 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:53,424 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 67 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,301 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 68 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:59,263 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 69 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,534 ♪♪ Silicone sour ♪♪ 70 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:24,121 ♪♪ Burning the hours of the night away ♪♪ 71 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,210 ♪♪ In retro bass ♪♪ 72 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:33,214 ♪♪ From the east side moving right away ♪♪ 73 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,009 ♪♪ You're a satellite ♪♪ 74 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:42,223 ♪♪ And I'm on your website ♪♪ 75 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:47,353 ♪♪ Miley doesn't miss you ♪♪ 76 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:51,482 ♪♪ She got the spread on the college issue ♪♪ 77 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:56,111 ♪♪ You're gonna try to save her ♪♪ 78 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:57,380 ♪♪ You start to blame her... ♪♪ 79 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,198 Oh, shit. 80 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,407 You open? 81 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:03,077 ♪♪ So you gotta be famous ♪♪ 82 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,370 Twenty-four hours. 83 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:06,705 ♪♪ It's a golden age ♪♪ 84 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,207 You sit wherever you want. 85 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:13,295 ♪♪ It's a golden age ♪♪ 86 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,382 ♪♪ It's a golden age ♪♪ 87 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,425 I'll bring menus to you. 88 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,635 Are you hiring? 89 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:20,719 ♪♪ It's a golden age ♪♪ 90 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:21,803 What? 91 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:22,804 I'm a hard worker. 92 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,893 How about this booth right over here? 93 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,445 Got any more where this came from? 94 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:44,368 Couple hours after last call, but get you some coffee. 95 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,495 So you're just drinking on the job, then? 96 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,957 Everything okay out here, Fiona? 97 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,343 Let's get out of here. 98 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:16,817 Shit. 99 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,489 Shit. Shit. 100 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,199 Shit. 101 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,451 You all right? 102 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:28,829 Yeah. 103 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,999 Good. 104 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,186 Nothing but junk mail. 105 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,898 Rat shit in the attic. 106 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,524 Fires in the dryer vent. 107 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,234 These ads are terrifying. 108 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:01,362 Carbon monoxide leaks from the furnace? 109 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:03,280 Fiona always handled this shit. 110 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,907 Should I be worried about these things? 111 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:07,493 Ah, homeowner stuff. 112 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,870 Sucks to be an adult. 113 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,880 What? I'm eating for seven now. 114 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,566 Well, then all seven of you are gonna need 115 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,634 to cough up cash if you're gonna be living here. 116 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,760 All right. 117 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,112 I'm gonna do some therapy sessions 118 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,805 on the phone this afternoon. 119 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,598 I'll write you a check later. 120 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,102 Hey. Where you guys going? 121 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,353 Softball camp. 122 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,606 I got a call from one of those 20 jobs I applied for. 123 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,149 Nice. Which one? 124 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,901 Some seafood restaurant place. 125 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,153 Carl Gallagher's going legit. 126 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,571 Minimum wage? 127 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,948 Only job someone like me can get. 128 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,592 You know, you really can't put "drug dealer" 129 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,660 or "gunrunner" on your West Point app. 130 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,078 Come on, babe. 131 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:53,455 Can we call the plumber guy? 132 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:55,332 Says he can snake our tub for ten bucks. 133 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,542 What's wrong with our tub? 134 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,335 It has two inches of scummy water in it 135 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,421 all the time that doesn't drain. 136 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,589 Good morning, family one. 137 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:03,674 Family two. 138 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,300 Why do you look like a farm animal? 139 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:06,844 Smell like one too. 140 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,847 Your father is gonna be the new Hobo Loco 141 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,765 beverage spokesperson. 142 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,685 Now, I haven't won the competition yet, Ingy. 143 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,979 Hobo what-o? 144 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,440 It's a delicious alcoholic beverage. 145 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,899 They're looking for someone 146 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,651 with no purpose in life. 147 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,695 I finally found my calling. 148 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,490 Soon I'll be able to support those I love. 149 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,492 Oh, yeah. 150 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,414 Wish me luck. 151 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,750 Oh, you go get 'em, my Hobo Loco tiger. 152 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,920 Good-bye, little Frank-ettes. 153 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,012 No need to even hold a competition. 154 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,180 If it involves alcohol, 155 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,140 they should just give him the prize. 156 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,977 Think we need to worry about termites? 157 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,275 The hell's going on? 158 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:05,444 Jesus, it's almost 7:30. 159 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:06,904 Place is closed. 160 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,739 W-well, where's Fiona? 161 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,782 We already turned away a bunch of customers. 162 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,075 Well, let's get set up fast 163 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,827 so we don't lose any more business. 164 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,025 Okay, let's get the coffee going. 165 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,080 Fire up the grills. 166 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,524 Make sure the ketchups are married. 167 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:19,583 I'll get the blinds. 168 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,419 All right, set the tables. 169 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,795 Let's go, guys. Come on. 170 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,094 Hey, Eliza. 171 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,350 She alive? 172 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:37,893 Yo, wakey-wakey! 173 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,287 - Get the fuck away from me! - Whoa, whoa! 174 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,521 Take it easy! 175 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,523 Shit. 176 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:43,982 Sorry. 177 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,400 You okay? 178 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,070 Yeah. Uh, what time is it? 179 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,905 Why was this place locked? 180 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:54,368 Oh, uh... 181 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,246 I was doing the cash out late, 182 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,956 and I, uh, went into the back office 183 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,041 for a second, and these... 184 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,293 three sketchy guys just came out of nowhere, 185 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,878 and I thought they were gonna rob me 186 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,838 or... I don't know what. 187 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,049 My God. Are you okay? 188 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,193 I-I locked up. I didn't know 189 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,402 if they were still hanging around, 190 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,196 and I didn't want to go home or take the L that late 191 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,097 in case they tried to follow me. 192 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,518 You left the cash out when you went in the back office? 193 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,187 Yeah, it's fine. 194 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,067 All right. 195 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,945 Um, I'm gonna go and take a shower, 196 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,740 and, uh, I will be back for the lunch shift, 197 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,450 and it won't happen again. 198 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,499 See? Shampoo. 199 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,001 Not dish liquid. 200 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,086 That's an interesting concept. 201 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,254 Here, let me show you. 202 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,424 All right. 203 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,598 Oh, man. Yeah, that, uh... 204 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,725 that actually feels really good. 205 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,643 I give great head, huh? 206 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,079 Yeah, it's better than your regular head. 207 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,354 - Hey! - Knock, knock, knock! 208 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,689 - Just me. - Jesus, dude! 209 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,833 And I'm not looking at your dick. 210 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:08,108 I just left my retainer in here. 211 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,526 Ew! 212 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,194 I lied. I looked at your dick. Bye! 213 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,839 Hey, your stupid boyfriend still owes me $300 214 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,990 for the Comcast bill! 215 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,619 You gotta lose those guys. 216 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,054 Yeah, then I gotta go through the bullshit 217 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,288 of getting a new roommate. 218 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,957 Okay, turn around. Your turn. 219 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,419 - All right. - Are you off today? 220 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,212 Yeah. 221 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,297 Me too. 222 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,381 Oh. 223 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,425 We should do something. 224 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,177 Why? You're not hanging around with Boone? 225 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,512 No, he's on his way back to Yemen. 226 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,306 Isn't that where all those land mines are? 227 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,932 Fingers crossed. 228 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,268 So let's hang out. Never done that before. 229 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,854 We could see if we even like each other. 230 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,773 I got boring shit to do all day. 231 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,317 Me too. We can do it together. 232 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,320 Aah! Turn around. 233 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,113 - Take a look. - Oh, nice. 234 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,573 - It's good. - Yeah, I like it. 235 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:57,967 Right, you see, I give good head too. 236 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,869 What is this? 237 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:05,457 Diablas! Las diablas! 238 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,875 Santiago. 239 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,877 He probably had a nightmare again. 240 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,463 - Ow! - Die! Die! 241 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,051 Girls! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 242 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:19,179 - Stop. What are you doing? - Hey! You're hurting him! 243 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,682 - You duct taped him? - And handcuffs? 244 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,141 Santiago, I am so sorry. 245 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,768 You have to forgive them. 246 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,728 The-the girls are a little bit wild. 247 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,398 Preschool was supposed to be taming them. 248 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,692 Come on, baby. Let's go get you some juice. 249 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,654 Girls, what has gotten into you? 250 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,281 - We don't hurt people. - We don't? 251 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,492 No, of course not. We have to be nice, 252 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,327 and Santiago's part of our family. 253 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,579 - No. - Yes, honey, 254 00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,665 and his sister's gonna be here soon too. 255 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,375 No, they go home. 256 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,168 They don't have a home. 257 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,088 Bad people wanted to turn them into sex slaves 258 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,297 and gang members. 259 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,882 Kev, please stop talking. 260 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,217 I'm trying to teach them. I'm... 261 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,736 They're four years old. Come on, girls. 262 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,029 It's time to get dressed for school. 263 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,555 Take Santiago to the bar. 264 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,559 Santiago. 265 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,060 What do you say? 266 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,396 Me and you having some quality dad time together? 267 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,564 Huh? Let's do it! 268 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,190 No, no. 269 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:13,942 God, I'm so sorry. 270 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,155 Yeah, just hold up the shirt. 271 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,407 Nice! 272 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,827 Hey, Hobo Loco is trending in the top 50 right now. 273 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,510 Thought we'd have, like, 30 homeless here 274 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,580 and that'd be it. 275 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,291 Hey, everyone! 276 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,501 Let me all hear you say, 277 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,837 "I love Hobo Loco!" 278 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,840 I love Hobo Loco! 279 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,222 Are you fucking kidding me? 280 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:45,932 Who are all these people? 281 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,809 Jesus. 282 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:52,105 Hey, is everybody here for the Hobo Loco competition? 283 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,733 Apparently so, but I'm gonna win this thing. 284 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,029 Gonna be hard, since I'm a shoo-in. 285 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,447 That right? 286 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,492 I've never held the same job for more than 37 days. 287 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,119 I spent my life savings on a Blockbuster franchise 288 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,746 in 2013. 289 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:12,209 I buried a bipolar wife, a cancer-riddled girlfriend, 290 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,169 and a mother who never loved me. 291 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,129 Two-thirds of my penis got blown off 292 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,131 in the First Gulf War. 293 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,592 I won the lottery in 2006 294 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,677 and accidentally used the winning ticket 295 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,429 as a rolling paper. 296 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,015 I grew up in Flint, Michigan. 297 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,354 Frank Gallagher. 298 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,939 Mikey O'Shea. 299 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,067 Irish, huh? 300 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,820 Well, the dead junkie whose wallet I acquired was. 301 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,239 Very impressive. 302 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,533 Why do these fucking posers 303 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,077 think they can steal our thunder? 304 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,537 Because their parents told them 305 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,455 they could be anything they wanted to be. 306 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,334 Let's teach 'em a lesson. 307 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,418 Let's kick ass. 308 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,670 Excuse us. Excuse us. 309 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,754 - Excuse me! - Excuse us. 310 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:58,839 - VIP! - Coming through. 311 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,358 Coming through. This way. One second. 312 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,442 Look out. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 313 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,260 Let the real hobos through! 314 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,845 Don't be rude. Don't be rude. 315 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,197 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Come on, excuse us. 316 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,265 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey. - Good God. 317 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,016 We're here for the competition. 318 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,352 - Where do we sign? - They cut the line! 319 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,020 And that's exactly 320 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,689 the kind of spunk we're looking for. 321 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,172 Do you hear that, Phi Piggie Piggie? 322 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,567 That's what they're looking for. 323 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,111 Get your spunk-less ass out of here! 324 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,946 - You should learn. - Hey, fellas. 325 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,507 I just... I just need you to sign in right here. 326 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,615 Oh, right away. 327 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,699 - Done. - Again, yeah. 328 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,034 Great. Mm-hmm. 329 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,452 Okay, next, I'm gonna need to test 330 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,580 your baseline blood alcohol content. 331 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,999 Right this way. 332 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,959 Here we are. 333 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,968 Point two-three. 334 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,094 Nice. 335 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,055 Point two-seven. 336 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,515 Whoa. 337 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,017 All in a day's work. 338 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,935 Whoo. Great job. 339 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,395 Okay, now, over here, 340 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,706 you're gonna need to drink two ounces 341 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,482 of Hobo Loco in less than 15 seconds, 342 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,318 and please, no throwing up on me. 343 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,612 Please use the trash can over here. 344 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,741 Okay, and... 345 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,785 OMG. That was amazing. 346 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,995 It's like drinking water. 347 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,622 More like watered-down water. 348 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,041 Well, have a Hobo Loco hat. 349 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,560 Agency will be announcing the contestants 350 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,752 in just a bit. 351 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,836 All right, next. 352 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,381 Good luck, J-holes. 353 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:24,841 You hear that, douchebags? 354 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,012 This is the dining area. 355 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,972 I was really impressed with your résumé. 356 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,308 - Really? - Kitchen. 357 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,893 Yeah. 358 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,937 Military man, hmm? 359 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,396 Mmm-mmm. 360 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,689 Um, okay. 361 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,192 And this is the employee lounge. 362 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,111 Your uniform: right in here. 363 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,364 Let me know if you need any help putting it on. 364 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,448 Yeah. 365 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,532 Hey, so what's the job? 366 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,451 Busboy, uh, dishwasher? 367 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,119 Street corner sign spinner. 368 00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,335 ♪♪ We lookin' fresh when we steppin' in the VIP ♪♪ 369 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,546 - ♪♪ Look at us, look at us ♪♪ - ♪♪ Everybody gonna notice we ♪♪ 370 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,924 ♪♪ Dressed so fly like an F-16 ♪♪ 371 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:09,135 ♪♪ They stare with they mouth wide open, uh ♪♪ 372 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,846 ♪♪ Close your mouth and let me buy your drinks ♪♪ 373 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,391 ♪♪ While I kick it with this chick in pink ♪♪ 374 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,810 ♪♪ She compliment me on my cufflinks ♪♪ 375 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,187 ♪♪ I compliment her on some other things ♪♪ 376 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,440 ♪♪ Okay, where all my fresh, fly people on the East Side? ♪♪ 377 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,110 ♪♪ Where all my fresh, fly people on the West Side? ♪♪ 378 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,654 ♪♪ Where all my fresh, fly people on the South Side? ♪♪ 379 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,323 ♪♪ North Side, any side? ♪♪ 380 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,867 ♪♪ I'm so fly, yo, they call me Aviator ♪♪ 381 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,537 ♪♪ Plush with the finish on my swag out the hangar ♪♪ 382 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,164 ♪♪ Known for the hot 16s and the bangers ♪♪ 383 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,934 ♪♪ Think I'm 'bout to take that three-piece ♪♪ 384 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:40,959 ♪♪ Off the hanger... ♪♪ 385 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,794 Hey, Franny. 386 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,212 What is that? 387 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:47,424 Careful. Here. 388 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,926 Hey. 389 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,305 What's going on in here? 390 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,142 Morning sickness. 391 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,518 Snaking the tub. 392 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,103 I got it. 393 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,981 That's disgusting! 394 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,817 - Damn. - Oh. 395 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,620 I should add "plumber" to my welding résumé. 396 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,654 All right, may I take a shower, please? 397 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,781 Yeah. 398 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,701 Hey, do you ever do those things in the saver special? 399 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,929 Check for carbon monoxide leaks or clean the dryer vent? 400 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,497 No. Too busy, you know, 401 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,333 raising five kids and Frank. 402 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,752 Well, make it quick in there. 403 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,312 Make sure you clean up your hair in the drain after. 404 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,504 Yeah, all right. 405 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,010 Debs. 406 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,262 Sorry I snapped at you. 407 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,764 You're doing a good job. 408 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,098 Thanks. 409 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,409 Also, I'm working the lunch shift later, 410 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,185 so I'll have money for you today. 411 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,394 Good. 412 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,652 Really helps my morning sickness. 413 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,793 So should we, like, hold hands or something? 414 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,045 I don't know. Your hands get all sweaty? 415 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,090 They will now that you asked me like that. 416 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,549 Are you a top or bottom? 417 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,009 - Bottom. - Ah, see, me too. 418 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,427 This will never work. 419 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,137 It's all right. We're here anyway. 420 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,807 A nursing home? 421 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,892 Yeah. I volunteer here once a month. 422 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,852 Come on, you can help me. 423 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,354 Shit. 424 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,356 Hey, are we gonna be cleaning bedpans or... 425 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,776 What up, bitches? 426 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,529 Tami, Audrey got denture cream in my hair. 427 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,738 Aww, let me see that. 428 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,448 I did not do that. 429 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,158 Tomorrow you'll say you did do it. 430 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,327 Make up your Alzheimer's-y mind. 431 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,788 All right, ladies. Who's at the bowls first? 432 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,457 I've got an assistant today, so we can do two at a time. 433 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,543 - Me. - Me too. 434 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,187 - What are we doing? - Washing their hair. 435 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,379 We're washing their hair? 436 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,523 Yeah. Watch out for that one. 437 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,907 She's handsy, likes to grab a dick. 438 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,175 Hey. You all set? 439 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:55,844 Oh. 440 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:01,933 ♪♪ Whoo ♪♪ 441 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,394 ♪♪ I died when I was born ♪♪ 442 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,105 ♪♪ I'm living through this nuclear age ♪♪ 443 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,731 ♪♪ This money's running dry... ♪♪ 444 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,816 Hey. 445 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,151 Hey. What's up, man? 446 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,318 What are you doing? 447 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,070 Giving Santiago more of an American look 448 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,572 before we go to The Alibi. 449 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,369 ♪♪ Let's get that paper ♪♪ 450 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,329 ♪♪ You're losing and I'm winning ♪♪ 451 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,789 ♪♪ But who's keeping score... ♪♪ 452 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,757 ♪♪ Let's get that paper ♪♪ 453 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,259 You're getting his sister too? 454 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,969 Yeah. Foster people are gonna be 455 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,138 dropping her off a little bit later. 456 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,973 There you go. 457 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,518 And the final touch. 458 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,438 Huh? 459 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,940 Oh. Okay. 460 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,734 How's he look? 461 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,068 Like a cheesy American. 462 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,737 Nice. 463 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,620 So you got a lady friend back home? 464 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,455 Mm, sure do. 465 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,540 Jasmine Dawn. 466 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,959 Except she kicked me out three years ago. 467 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,504 Strapping young man like you? 468 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,988 Yeah, well, I had too many blackouts 469 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,883 for her to deal with. 470 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,219 But I become the Hobo Loco Man, though, 471 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,596 she gotta take me back, right? 472 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,765 As long as she'll settle for runner-up. 473 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,141 Won't have to. 474 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,060 You got loser written all over you. 475 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,104 All right, good afternoon! 476 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:32,273 Yes, welcome. 477 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,609 Thank you for entering our Hobo Loco Man search... 478 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,111 or Hobo Loco Woman, 479 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,697 of course. Yes, ladies. 480 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,425 All right, we have reviewed your applications, 481 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,177 and we're ready to announce the 20 contestants. 482 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,245 If your name is called, please come on up 483 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,996 to the Hobo Loco porch. 484 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,207 Bethany Houseman! 485 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,542 - There's Bethany! - Hey, all right. 486 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,835 Next up, Victor... 487 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,296 "Nag-high." 488 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,839 - Victor! My man. - Yay! 489 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,341 - All right. - Next up: 490 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,884 Frank Gallagher! 491 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,511 Whoo! Yes! Where is he? 492 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,821 - Hey, there he is. - That's Frank. 493 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,180 There he is! 494 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,642 All right. Gloria Sweetland. 495 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,436 Oh, she's got fans. 496 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,105 Uh-oh. 497 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,400 Mikey O'Shea! 498 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,943 - Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. - Yeah. 499 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,279 Yay! 500 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,738 We got a competition now. 501 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,282 - Yeah. - Hola. 502 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,159 Next up, Mrs. O'Coin. 503 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,995 Right. There she is. 504 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,252 Oh, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 505 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,879 No means no, Audrey, all right? 506 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,423 There you go. 507 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,253 So what boring stuff are you 508 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,136 gonna have me do with you today? 509 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,180 Uh, gotta buy a new phone charger, 510 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,765 some socks, 511 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,809 then go grocery shopping. 512 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,227 Debs has us on rotation. 513 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,812 It's my turn. 514 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,897 I can help you get some healthy stuff. 515 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,317 Do you know they actually have produce aisles 516 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,735 at the grocery store? 517 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,737 Hmm, you don't say. 518 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,450 This feels so good. 519 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,118 It's been a long time since a boy's 520 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,412 run his fingers through my hair. 521 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,499 Hey, uh, how long you been volunteering here? 522 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,168 Uh, since beauty school. 523 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,211 My Grandma Peggy used to live here. 524 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,047 Hmm? What'd you say? 525 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,257 I wasn't talking to you, Broom Hilda. 526 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,926 I was telling Lip about my Grandma Peggy. 527 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,179 The whore? 528 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,140 She fucked your boyfriend one time. Get over it. 529 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:30,951 You know, that shit shouldn't matter once you're past 75. 530 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,310 I will never forget. 531 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,354 Okay, well, that's good. You hold on to that. 532 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,521 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 533 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,986 You're smiling at me in that way. 534 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,489 What way? 535 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,324 That you like me. 536 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,159 Well, it's kind of hard not to when you're 537 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:49,911 putting rollers in some lady's hair 538 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,454 on your day off. 539 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,082 - Oh, whoa. - Audrey, stop. 540 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,292 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Leave him alone. 541 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,877 That's my dick. 542 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,852 'Sup, small fry? 543 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,270 Saw the sign in the window. 544 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,231 "Help Wanted." I need a job. 545 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,482 How old are you? 546 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,565 Twenty-five. 547 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,611 Yeah, come back when you're 31. 548 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,446 Okay. 549 00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,910 What do you do with those squeezed-out lemons? 550 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:31,994 Whoo! 551 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,546 Okay, congratulations, hobos. 552 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:42,773 For the next week, you'll be sleeping 553 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,924 in this backyard and be required to drink 554 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,802 16 ounces of Hobo Loco daily. 555 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,929 Each day, you'll be given timed challenges. 556 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,014 Those of you who fail to complete the tasks 557 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:53,599 will be eliminated. 558 00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:56,102 You'll also need to create brand awareness. 559 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:59,480 You each get a phone and two quarts of Hobo Loco. 560 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:01,691 Take lots of photos and videos 561 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,818 of folks sampling your Hobo Loco. 562 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,778 All right, who's ready for the first challenge? 563 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,864 - Yeah! - Yay. 564 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,366 In the spirit of a true hobo, each contestant will forage 565 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:13,077 for their own bedding to sleep on tonight. 566 00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,745 You will be judged 567 00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:17,748 on creativity and resourcefulness. 568 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:20,626 You have one hour. 569 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,879 All right, let's go out there, start hobo-ing! 570 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,172 Okay! 571 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:25,631 - Frank! - What are you doing? 572 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:26,984 - Come on, Frank! - Get off of me. No! 573 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,843 Wait for me! 574 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,303 Argh, matey. 575 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,805 Popcorn shrimp is back. 576 00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:35,516 Fucking sh... 577 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,187 Aye, aye, matey. Popcorn shrimp is back. 578 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,148 Hey, butt pirate, need a soda with your shrimp? 579 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,608 Fuck you, douchebag! 580 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,612 Fuck. 581 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,655 Aye, aye, matey. 582 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:52,492 Popcorn shrimp. Fuck. 583 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,620 When did we plant grass in here? 584 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,289 - That's mold. - Ah, fuck. 585 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,208 When'd you guys suddenly get into cleaning? 586 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,959 Makes Santiago happy. 587 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,920 Yeah, we're doing stuff he likes. 588 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,131 Hey, uh, Santiago said 589 00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:09,383 your girls are trying to murder him. 590 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:10,593 What? 591 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,112 Is that what they were doing this morning? 592 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,864 Wait, that's what they were doing this morning? 593 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,264 He called them las diablas... 594 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,225 the devils. 595 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,702 But he's okay with it, because he doesn't want you 596 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:19,769 to send him back. 597 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,354 We're not gonna send him back. 598 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,873 Why would the girls want to murder him? 599 00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,315 They're not trying to murder anyone. 600 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,400 - They're just playing. - Maybe they're jealous... 601 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,944 sibling rivalry. 602 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,296 Maybe they're just not into having 603 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,923 some random brown dude who doesn't speak English 604 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:31,948 living in their house. 605 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:32,906 They're brown too. 606 00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,158 Different shade of brown. 607 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,660 Oh, that's crazy. 608 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,870 Just as crazy as white people, who are actually pink, 609 00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,830 thinking all black people are the same color. 610 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:41,499 Well, what about brownish white people, 611 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,209 like some Italians 612 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,336 or Portuguese or Spanish? 613 00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,046 They can be as brown as Santiago. 614 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,548 They're European brown. 615 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,317 All right, I'm lost. What are you talking about? 616 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,842 Okay, it's real simple. Your girls 617 00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:53,511 are a different brown than Santiago, 618 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:54,971 so they want his different brown 619 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,514 to go home where he belongs 620 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:57,699 and leave their brown to get 621 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,392 all the good stuff from America. 622 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:00,744 Are you saying our girls are racist? 623 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,186 He's saying Amy and Gemma 624 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,522 don't understand what's going on. 625 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:05,874 What if they want to murder Martina 626 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,024 when she shows up? 627 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,484 No one's murdering anyone. 628 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:10,653 - Who's Martina? - Santiago's sister. 629 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,405 If she's the same color brown as him, 630 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:13,715 they're gonna want to murder her. 631 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,408 Oh, shut up, Tommy. It'd like Kermit said. 632 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,784 They're just jealous. 633 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,303 We're gonna talk to them after school 634 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,471 and tell them there's plenty of good stuff in America 635 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:20,663 for all the brown people 636 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,057 so they don't have to end up in jail 637 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,791 for murdering the different brown people 638 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,074 or something like that, right? 639 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,799 Hey, I recognize you. 640 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:33,509 You're that crazy lady's ex-husband. 641 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:36,095 - Yeah. Is she here? - Gallaghers don't snitch. 642 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,264 I got a phone app that says she's in there. 643 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,474 Oh, okay. 644 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,435 Make yourself useful and get the door. 645 00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,895 All right. 646 00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,981 There you go. 647 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,568 Cool if I look around? 648 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,028 Knock yourself out. 649 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,487 Might be upstairs. 650 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,116 - Ingrid? - You fall? 651 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,284 - No. - Ingrid! 652 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,161 Just making sure my embryos stay in. 653 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,370 Where are you? 654 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,830 I'm selling lemonade to make money 655 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,373 so I can sleep indoors again. 656 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:05,458 Ingrid? 657 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:06,709 What the hell are you doing? 658 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:07,793 Vacuuming the lint 659 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,797 out of the dryer vents before they catch on fire. 660 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:11,505 Ingrid, where... 661 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,132 Ingrid. 662 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,051 Ingy. 663 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,135 What are you doing here? 664 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,219 Dr. Kwan called me. 665 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:18,503 She told me you were pregnant. 666 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,972 That's wonderful. 667 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:21,766 Wonderful? 668 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,768 You never wanted me to have children 669 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,269 because of my condition. 670 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,104 Well, now that you are pregnant, 671 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:28,564 it's a beautiful miracle. 672 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,024 Let's do this together. 673 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,317 What? 674 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,902 They're not even yours. 675 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,111 They're Frank's. 676 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:36,906 Yes, but you just met him. 677 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,033 You think he's really committed to having more kids? 678 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,951 Yes. Yes. 679 00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:42,995 But I'm the one who's always been there for you, 680 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,413 and I always will, 681 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,624 so let's get you back on your meds 682 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,918 and then we'll go for a checkup with Dr. Kwan. 683 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,212 You're trying to trick me. 684 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,714 You're gonna get me on that exam table 685 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:56,676 and then have Kwan just suck the embryos out of me! 686 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,969 No, I won't. I won't, I promise. 687 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:01,222 We'll keep two. We'll have twins. 688 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,449 Wouldn't that be great? Twins? 689 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,433 Bullshit. 690 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,227 You don't want my babies. 691 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,854 Frank does. Frank loves me. 692 00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:12,358 He loves all six of my embryos. 693 00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,027 I have a phone patient now, 694 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:17,071 so please go. 695 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,866 Okay, okay. 696 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,413 I'll check back in later. 697 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,087 Hey, Debbie. 698 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,174 Randy's wrong. 699 00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,885 Frank'll be committed to my six babies, right? 700 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:41,804 Not a chance. 701 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,899 What are you on my ass for? 702 00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,152 Find your own bedding. This is my spot. 703 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,154 I thought we could make a pact. 704 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,780 Either one of us wins, 705 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:02,408 we split the spokesman money, 50/50. 706 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:05,578 You trying to hone in on my dough? 707 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,414 Or am I trying to give you half of mine, hmm? 708 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,918 You're a crafty dude, Mikey O. 709 00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:17,423 I'm a lone wolf. Go. 710 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:19,967 Suit yourself. 711 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,510 - Suit yourself. - Go! 712 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:23,721 ♪♪ Hey, man, don't you ♪♪ 713 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,347 ♪♪ Don't you know ♪♪ 714 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,807 ♪♪ Your mom don't care ♪♪ 715 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,142 ♪♪ Hey, man... ♪♪ 716 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,435 Jackpot. 717 00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,147 ♪♪ Forget what I said ♪♪ 718 00:29:36,025 --> 00:29:38,110 Hey, yo! What are you doing in that truck? 719 00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,780 Get out of there! 720 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,407 - Hey! - I-I'm, uh... 721 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:44,950 Get back here! 722 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,286 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 723 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,373 That's what you get! 724 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:54,376 Serves you right, asshole! 725 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:56,378 Yeah, you better keep running! 726 00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:04,053 So was it weird buying actual green things 727 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,304 at the grocery store? 728 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,889 Hey, I've bought green things before. 729 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,558 Guacamole, Mountain Dew, 730 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,268 Jell-O, 731 00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:12,895 mint chocolate chip ice cream. 732 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,688 You gonna list every crappy green thing? 733 00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,440 Yeah, I can go on. Shamrock shakes. 734 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,025 Green eggs and ham. 735 00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:23,572 Xan? 736 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,742 I didn't know where else to go. 737 00:30:30,371 --> 00:30:31,747 Aye, matey! 738 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:35,125 Popcorn shrimp is back. 739 00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:40,214 Oh, my God. Check this out. 740 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,507 Gallagher? 741 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:42,591 Shit. 742 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:43,843 What's up, Little Shins? 743 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,637 What, you out here selling? 744 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,805 Just popcorn shrimp. 745 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,935 'Cause we took over this corner. 746 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,436 I don't like no competition. 747 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,231 Hey, you won't have any from me. 748 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,357 So how do I know this whole 749 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,942 gay pirate shit ain't some front? 750 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,610 I've been out of the business for years. 751 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,279 I'm just working at Captain Bob's now. 752 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,826 I got trust issues, man. What can I say? 753 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,745 I'm gonna have to shake your Johnny Depp-looking ass down, 754 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,098 make sure you ain't got no stash. 755 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,374 Yo, I swear to you, I don't. 756 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,625 Shake him. 757 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,044 Fuck. They're just shrimp! 758 00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:22,339 ♪♪ Put 'em on the battlefields where they're dead... ♪♪ 759 00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,216 Come on, put me down, motherfucker! 760 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,926 Watch the hat! 761 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:36,812 So what happened? 762 00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:38,022 Xan, where's your mom? 763 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:40,608 Don't know. 764 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,151 Here. 765 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,861 I'll make you something to eat. 766 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,488 W-when's the last time you saw her? 767 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,198 She went to get pizza. 768 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:50,159 I waited in the motel. 769 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,244 Watched TV and stuff. 770 00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:53,528 What, and she never came back? 771 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:01,712 Here you go. 772 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:06,342 Motel guy kicked me out. 773 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,885 When did this happen? 774 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:09,136 Couple days ago. 775 00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,972 Where have you been since then, Xan? 776 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,351 Sometimes my mom works at this truck stop. 777 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,019 I just hung out there. 778 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,604 A truck stop? 779 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:20,439 There's a bunch of guys there, but... 780 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,108 my mom never showed up. 781 00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,735 Wait, wait, wait, a bunch of guys? 782 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,379 W-what does that mean? They fucking touch you? 783 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:27,756 - Chill out. - No, I'm not gonna chill 784 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:29,341 the fuck out. Her mother ditched her again! 785 00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:31,825 Okay, well, you are scaring her. 786 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,221 I'll give her a bath. I'll talk to her. 787 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,996 I'll find out if anything happened. 788 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,040 Okay? 789 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,458 Okay. 790 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,715 It's okay. 791 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,425 I'm sorry, Xan. 792 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,807 Lemonade! 793 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,809 Lemonade! Get your fresh lemonade! 794 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,228 Come get your lemonade. 795 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,151 Let me have one for each one of my guys. 796 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,320 That'll be five bucks. 797 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:10,990 Keep the change. 798 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:12,741 Thanks. 799 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,393 How long are you guys gonna be out here? 800 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,794 I don't know. A while. 801 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,838 ♪♪ I love who you are ♪♪ 802 00:33:28,007 --> 00:33:31,135 ♪♪ I love who you are ♪♪ 803 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,472 You're blocking my driveway. 804 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,767 ♪♪ Who you are ♪♪ 805 00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:42,730 Lemonade! Get your fresh lemonade! 806 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,364 Jesus. 807 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:53,448 Want some lemonade? 808 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,376 Just a Sprite. 809 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,961 Last night fucked with me. 810 00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:07,629 Got a whole new attitude. 811 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,381 - Great. - Ah, perfect. 812 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,009 Uh, Tina, I got table 41's food for you. 813 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:13,343 Yeah, okay. 814 00:34:13,427 --> 00:34:16,013 Grilled ham and cheese... for you, 815 00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:17,973 and the tacos must be for you. 816 00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:21,060 - Enjoy. - Yes. Thank you. 817 00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:22,394 - Margo. - Good afternoon. 818 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:23,729 What brings you here? 819 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:26,315 Police got a 911 call last night 820 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,484 about a possible robbery. 821 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,112 A frantic woman called, saying that three men 822 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:33,655 were threatening her, 823 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,783 and she said they left but she was afraid 824 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,118 they were gonna come back. 825 00:34:38,202 --> 00:34:41,538 And when the police arrived, the restaurant was closed, 826 00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:45,125 which is interesting, since we're open 24 hours. 827 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:46,710 Maybe they had the wrong address. 828 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:47,878 Stop. 829 00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,298 I don't want your lies, 830 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,966 and you smell like booze. 831 00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,207 I don't know if you're drunk now 832 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,221 or if you just drank so much last night 833 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:58,573 that it's just coming out of your pores. 834 00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,973 No, I'm sober. 835 00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:01,350 You're fired. 836 00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,268 What? 837 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,646 Well, why? 838 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,898 I-I haven't had a drink today, I swear. 839 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,417 I've been getting calls for the past month, 840 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,569 from customers and vendors and employees, 841 00:35:12,653 --> 00:35:15,447 saying that you had been drunk on the job 842 00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:18,408 or asleep on the job or angry on the job. 843 00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,369 Please don't fire me. Please. 844 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,037 I-I've had a rough couple months, 845 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:24,331 but-but I've turned a corner. 846 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,458 People who say they've "turned a corner"... 847 00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:28,001 they haven't turned a corner. 848 00:35:28,085 --> 00:35:30,295 They're just trying to convince everyone they have. 849 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,923 Please give me another chance. 850 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,967 I promise I'll straighten out. 851 00:35:35,551 --> 00:35:36,635 Good. 852 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,137 - You should. - Yes. 853 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,972 But not on my watch. 854 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,141 You're acting manager now, 855 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:45,102 so you make sure she cleans her things up and leaves. 856 00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:53,610 Fuck all of you. 857 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,446 Ratting me out. 858 00:35:58,365 --> 00:36:01,076 If it weren't for me, none of you NA motherfuckers 859 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,620 would even have a job. Mm-hmm. 860 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:06,039 I wanted to fire you because you suck, 861 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,541 but you called me, crying 862 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,184 about your mother and her medical bills, 863 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:11,211 and I let you keep your fucking job. 864 00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:12,355 Fiona, I think we should just... 865 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,298 Shut the fuck up, Eliza. 866 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,341 I'm leaving. 867 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,595 Oh, and guess what? 868 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,723 The cook rubbed his dick on all of your meals. 869 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,474 Yeah, enjoy. 870 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:28,937 Can I get the check, please? 871 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,981 Fuck this, matey. 872 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:36,862 What happened to you? 873 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,739 I got beat up, shoes thrown at me, 874 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,908 I don't even know how many milkshakes and beers. 875 00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:43,493 You poor baby. 876 00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,954 Come here. Come here. 877 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,292 Um, yeah, I don't think it's the best idea 878 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,211 to be spinning signs out there. 879 00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,712 Got any other jobs in here? 880 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,672 Are you kidding me? 881 00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:58,258 I got a folder full of applicants wanting jobs: 882 00:36:58,342 --> 00:36:59,968 people with master's degrees, 883 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,803 anthropologists and English majors 884 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,722 and useless things like that. 885 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,182 Wow. Oh, okay. 886 00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:07,601 Besides, you did a great job out there today. 887 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,811 Sales are up 20%. 888 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,398 I'm ordering more popcorn shrimp as we speak. 889 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,859 So you'll be back tomorrow, right? 890 00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:18,487 Uh, yeah. Sure. 891 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,655 Yeah. 892 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:20,739 Yeah. 893 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,286 Sweetie pies, why were you hitting Santiago this morning? 894 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:27,996 'Cause we don't like him. 895 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,290 Why? Santiago's a good guy. 896 00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:31,375 He leaves now? 897 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,168 No, baby, he doesn't leave now. 898 00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:34,503 He's staying here with us. 899 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,797 He's our family. 900 00:37:39,967 --> 00:37:41,260 Oh, fuck. 901 00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:43,512 Girls, is this because Santiago's 902 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,014 a different shade of brown than you? 903 00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:49,184 Or, girls, is this because you're jealous of Santiago? 904 00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:50,894 We need to treat people 905 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,312 how we want to be treated. 906 00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:53,814 There are people in this world 907 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,566 who want to send brown people like us back to Africa, 908 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,277 but we won't stand for it, will we? 909 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,821 No. So we also won't stand 910 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,073 for them wanting to send other kinds of brown people 911 00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,866 back to Central America. 912 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:05,993 Get it? 913 00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:10,247 Let me try. Uh, snookums, 914 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,124 I used to have sibling rivalry 915 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,543 with the kids in my foster homes, okay? 916 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,878 Especially this one boy, Joey Caccitore. 917 00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,755 He used to kiss up to my foster parents 918 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:20,632 all the time, and they would give him 919 00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,259 extra butterscotch pudding, 920 00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,886 and I thought that they loved him more, 921 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,305 but in reality, 922 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,432 they just hated all of us. 923 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:30,559 - Kev, how is that helping? - I don't know. 924 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,311 I forget that's how the story ended. 925 00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:34,187 I'll get it. 926 00:38:34,271 --> 00:38:35,415 Talk about the brown people more. 927 00:38:35,439 --> 00:38:36,773 I think that was helping. 928 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,860 Just because Santiago's here doesn't mean we love you less, 929 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:41,486 and just because he's different 930 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,131 doesn't mean that we're gonna get rid of him. 931 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:44,364 - V. - Yeah? 932 00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:46,616 - Look who it is. - Hi. 933 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,743 Martina! 934 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,827 Santiago! 935 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,384 Only 30 seconds left. 936 00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:06,219 What the hell was that? 937 00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:08,263 Smacking me with a two by four out there? 938 00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:10,098 That's the way we're gonna play this thing? 939 00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:13,268 All's fair in love and hobo wars, Frank. 940 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,730 Gauntlet thrown, my friend. 941 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,736 Just got off the phone with the client. 942 00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,404 Four Greek councils have signed deals 943 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:26,490 to make Hobo Loco their featured alcoholic beverage 944 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,075 at all their fraternity parties. 945 00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,785 - We're blowing up. - Mm-hmm. 946 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,387 The Insta' Story I just posted less than an hour ago 947 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,954 already has 100,000 views. 948 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,709 Oh, sorry, Victor. 949 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,503 You've been eliminated. 950 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:40,921 And then there were 19. 951 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,006 Cardboard amateur. 952 00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:44,257 Bubble wrap. 953 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:45,467 Nice touch, Frank. 954 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:50,764 Ooh, but not as clever as insulation and tarp! 955 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:52,349 - Ha! - You are the winner 956 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:54,476 - of this challenge, Mikey O. - Yeah! 957 00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:57,813 All right, let's get out there 958 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,856 for our next challenge: 959 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,401 dumpster diving for your dinner. 960 00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:04,903 Who thinks they can bring back the best meal? 961 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,405 - I can! - Well, let's see! 962 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:08,156 Whoo! Go! Go! Go! 963 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,033 - Whoo! - One hour! Let's go! 964 00:40:10,117 --> 00:40:12,202 Don't forget to share your Hobo Loco 965 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:13,995 on social media! 966 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,609 We're gonna make the American hobo 967 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,835 as famous as Joe Camel. 968 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:42,983 You did good, coming here. 969 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,444 You know, Lip's a smart guy. 970 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,863 I like him. 971 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,990 He'll figure this out. 972 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,200 Yeah. 973 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:54,619 But you can't be hanging out at truck stops, right? 974 00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:56,663 It's a lot of creepy people out there. 975 00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,542 Look, if I saw... 976 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,961 if I saw a little girl on the street alone, 977 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:05,088 I would want to protect her, 978 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:06,756 make sure she was safe, 979 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:09,193 but there are some bad people out there 980 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,011 who'd want to hurt her, 981 00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:12,929 maybe say stuff 982 00:41:13,013 --> 00:41:15,682 or do stuff to her. 983 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,392 If that ever happened, 984 00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:19,060 you can tell me about it. 985 00:41:20,854 --> 00:41:23,648 Hey, I'd listen to anything you have to say, 986 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:25,442 try and make you feel better, 987 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,819 or maybe even beat the shit out of that person. 988 00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:29,196 I don't know. 989 00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:33,408 Come on. 990 00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:34,659 Let's go raid Lip's closet 991 00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:36,183 and find you something clean to wear. 992 00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:38,914 No, Sally, I didn't say 993 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,458 that you were responsible for Lou not remembering 994 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,460 your birthday. 995 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:45,378 I said you were responsible 996 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:46,796 for the way you reacted 997 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,632 to Lou not remembering your birthday. 998 00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,384 Guess who just got fucking fired! 999 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,763 Are you shushing me in my own house? 1000 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,199 She's doing a phone therapy session 1001 00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:57,474 with her client Sally. 1002 00:41:57,557 --> 00:41:59,684 Oh. Hey, Sally. 1003 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:02,938 Sally, I got all the therapy you could ever need right here! 1004 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:04,523 - Sorry, Sally... - What happened? 1005 00:42:04,606 --> 00:42:05,941 Why'd you get fired? 1006 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,026 Bullshit this, bullshit that, 1007 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,736 blah, blah, blah. 1008 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:12,113 So what's your plan now? 1009 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:13,949 Gonna hang around here, drinking all day? 1010 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,036 Oh, no, I-I might eat something too. 1011 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,871 What about money? 1012 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:22,791 Could you stop whining about money for two seconds, maybe? 1013 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:29,923 Brought some popcorn shrimp back from my shitty-ass job. 1014 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,883 - Yum. - I'm turning the furnace on. 1015 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:33,802 Gotta check for carbon monoxide leaks. 1016 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,390 You need a job, Fiona. 1017 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,100 Mm-hmm. 1018 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:53,655 What the hell? 1019 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,765 No! Shit! 1020 00:43:22,642 --> 00:43:24,102 Come on. 1021 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,318 Fuck. 1022 00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:32,611 Help! 1023 00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:33,987 I'm stuck down here! 1024 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,615 I'm coming. I'm coming. 1025 00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:39,826 I said I'm coming! 1026 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:41,429 So, uh, what I'm hearing you say, Sally, 1027 00:43:41,453 --> 00:43:43,747 is that even though you're still mad at Lou, 1028 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:46,291 you are willing to focus on the good things he does. 1029 00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,960 Sally, your therapist is having a tea party 1030 00:43:49,044 --> 00:43:50,253 with stuffed animals. 1031 00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:52,130 Door's open. 1032 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,798 Yeah? 1033 00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:54,966 We're looking for Ingrid. 1034 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,926 I'm her ex-husband. This is Dr. Kwan... 1035 00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,195 Oh, I don't give a fuck who you are. 1036 00:43:58,219 --> 00:43:59,429 She's right here. 1037 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,099 Yeah, you know, Sally, 1038 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:04,643 we will have to continue this later 1039 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,478 same time next week. 1040 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:12,776 I cannot believe that you betrayed me 1041 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:14,277 and brought her here. 1042 00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:16,237 Ingrid, Dr. Kwan explained to me 1043 00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,281 that you will bleed out and die 1044 00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:20,116 if you carry six babies to term. 1045 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,744 Then why did you implant all those embryos in me? 1046 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,579 Because there was only a five percent chance 1047 00:44:24,663 --> 00:44:26,373 of any of them surviving implantation 1048 00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:28,083 in your shriveled-up uterus. 1049 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,460 So what you're saying is, I'm a medical miracle? 1050 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:31,753 You'll be a medical tragedy 1051 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,047 if you carry all six of those fetuses to term. 1052 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,965 I am willing to take my chances. 1053 00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:37,809 Ingrid, we are gonna go to Dr. Kwan's office. 1054 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,386 - No. - She is gonna do 1055 00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:40,529 - the procedure, and then... - No, no, no, no. 1056 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:41,554 ...I will take you home. 1057 00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:42,972 No! Get out of my house! 1058 00:44:43,056 --> 00:44:45,392 Bitch, if you don't come to my office right now, 1059 00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:47,894 I will go North Korean on you and reach into your vagina 1060 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,355 and rip those embryos out of you with my bare hands! 1061 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:52,399 Doctor, please! 1062 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,609 She is trying to kill my babies! 1063 00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,363 Ingrid? 1064 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,533 Ingrid? Oh, crap. 1065 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:02,659 Ingy. 1066 00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:07,247 Ingrid? Open this door! 1067 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,957 - Please. - Hello? 1068 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,625 - Is somebody down here? - Please! 1069 00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:12,001 - I'm trapped! - Ingrid. 1070 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:14,587 Well, we all feel trapped at some point. 1071 00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,297 Uh, do you want to talk about it? 1072 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,175 No, you crazy bitch! It's Debbie! 1073 00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:21,761 I need to get out of here and turn off the gas 1074 00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:23,138 before the house blows up! 1075 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,806 Debbie? 1076 00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:26,433 Debbie? 1077 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:27,559 Help! 1078 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,644 Help! 1079 00:45:29,728 --> 00:45:31,187 Somebody help! 1080 00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:32,480 Debbie? 1081 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,565 Kelly? 1082 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,737 My pants are stuck. 1083 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,155 Can you take them off? 1084 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,196 What? 1085 00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:43,742 Just take off your pants! 1086 00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,785 Oh. 1087 00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:50,206 Uh... 1088 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,594 Oh, my God. 1089 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,392 Nice ass. 1090 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,437 Let's get that gas turned off. 1091 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,522 ♪♪ And I got what you need ♪♪ 1092 00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:18,193 ♪♪ Sing hallelujah, I'll make you believe ♪♪ 1093 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:21,696 ♪♪ 'Cause you do what I do and I do me... ♪♪ 1094 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:24,699 Thank you for dinner, fancy French restaurant. 1095 00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:26,534 Oh, yeah! 1096 00:46:26,618 --> 00:46:28,745 Any escargots in here? 1097 00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:31,456 ♪♪ Here we go, here we go... ♪♪ 1098 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,082 Whoa! Hey! 1099 00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:35,001 Come on! Hey! 1100 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:38,129 All's fair, Mikey O. All's fair. 1101 00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:39,798 Come on, now! 1102 00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:42,175 Come on! Aww! 1103 00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:49,241 ♪♪ Boredom, boredom, boredom, boredom ♪♪ 1104 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:50,934 ♪♪ Boredom, boredom, boredom ♪♪ 1105 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,603 ♪♪ Boy my bedroom floor is a cereal burial... ♪♪ 1106 00:46:53,686 --> 00:46:55,271 What's going on, fellas? 1107 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:56,815 Nothing. Just selling lemonade. 1108 00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:58,817 Neighbor said there was a disturbance. 1109 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,336 Yeah, Officer, I called. That was me. 1110 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,611 Seems to be the problem? 1111 00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:03,446 These kids are up to no good. 1112 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,049 They are making way too much noise, okay? 1113 00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:06,741 They are getting water on my car. 1114 00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:08,535 Noise? That's Tyler the Creator. 1115 00:47:08,618 --> 00:47:09,911 They don't belong here, sir. 1116 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,454 We live two streets over. 1117 00:47:11,538 --> 00:47:12,807 Well, I mean, do you have a-a permit 1118 00:47:12,831 --> 00:47:14,141 to operate a food stand in front of my house? 1119 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,500 Ask them, sir. Do they? 1120 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,252 You need a permit to sell lemonade? 1121 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:23,091 Eighty-three-ten will respond. 1122 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,260 Move the lemonade stand down the street 1123 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,511 and turn down the music. 1124 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:28,263 Wait, sir, that's it? 1125 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,681 What do you want me to do, lady? 1126 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,140 Shut them down. 1127 00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:32,892 I just got my car washed. 1128 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,729 You know what? 1129 00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:38,231 Looks like y'all made enough money. 1130 00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,708 Why don't you close up shop for the day? 1131 00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:40,942 What? Why? 1132 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,695 Just do it. 1133 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,114 It's not worth the aggravation. 1134 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:47,198 Here's 20 bucks. 1135 00:47:48,658 --> 00:47:50,577 Get yourself a permit. 1136 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,082 ♪♪ Got some cars I can handle ♪♪ 1137 00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:57,434 ♪♪ But nowhere for performance... ♪♪ 1138 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,794 Well, you heard the man. Shut the shit down. 1139 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:01,921 ♪♪ But I hate eating solo ♪♪ 1140 00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:03,885 ♪♪ Need someone we can loiter in parking lots ♪♪ 1141 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,467 ♪♪ And sunsets at the border, yeah ♪♪ 1142 00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:09,095 ♪♪ Ringy-dingy-dong, I can't be alone ♪♪ 1143 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:10,458 ♪♪ I been starting to feel... ♪♪ 1144 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:29,282 This is great. 1145 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:33,202 Big family dinner. This is exactly what I wanted. 1146 00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,204 Are you enjoying the food, Martina? 1147 00:48:35,288 --> 00:48:37,790 Better than what they had in the holding cell. 1148 00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,000 Oh. 1149 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,710 I am so sorry they put you there. 1150 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,880 This is not what America's normally like. 1151 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,149 I thought you were supposed to be 1152 00:48:45,173 --> 00:48:46,716 the greatest country in the world. 1153 00:48:47,675 --> 00:48:49,719 You caught us at a bad time. 1154 00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:01,648 Hey, what do you say we, um, finish up dinner 1155 00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:03,358 and watch some TV? Hmm? 1156 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:06,027 You guys have Pawn Stars in Guatemala? 1157 00:49:09,322 --> 00:49:11,616 Uh, we cannot stay after dinner. 1158 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:12,825 We have to go back. 1159 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,995 Back? To the detention center? 1160 00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,039 To Guatemala. 1161 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:20,083 We go tonight with our uncle. 1162 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,250 Your uncle? 1163 00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:22,752 Jose Gomez? 1164 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,381 Our father was deported, so we have to go back 1165 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:27,465 to be with him. 1166 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:30,259 Deported? I'm so sorry. 1167 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:33,054 Sí. Thank you for 1168 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:34,764 offering to foster us, 1169 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:37,433 but your country no longer wants 1170 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:40,186 the tired and poor, yearning to be free, 1171 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:43,856 like the big green lady in the New York Harbor says. 1172 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:45,108 Big green lady? 1173 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,484 Statue of Liberty. 1174 00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:57,036 She's been napping a long time. 1175 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,955 Probably hasn't slept in days. 1176 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,666 Yeah, you know, you can go if you want. 1177 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,043 Are you giving me permission? 1178 00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:05,002 No. 1179 00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:07,213 No, I just mean 1180 00:50:07,296 --> 00:50:09,340 if this is too much to deal with, 1181 00:50:09,424 --> 00:50:10,508 you know, I understand. 1182 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,592 You really think I do 1183 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,011 anything I don't want to do? 1184 00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:20,309 No, probably not. 1185 00:50:20,393 --> 00:50:21,728 Damn right. 1186 00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:32,989 Got you. Yes. 1187 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,492 Hi. 1188 00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:38,244 Hey, buddy. What's up? 1189 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,996 Some lady called the cops on me. 1190 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:41,247 What'd you do? 1191 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:43,416 Nothing, just selling lemonade in front of her house. 1192 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:46,461 Said we got water on her fancy car. 1193 00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:53,760 What lady? 1194 00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,053 Over on Bundy. 1195 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:56,616 The one who bought Mr. Reeback's house 1196 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:57,680 and redid it? 1197 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,766 Uh-huh. 1198 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:00,975 Who were you with? 1199 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,310 Some friends from school, 1200 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,603 Todd and De-shawn. 1201 00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,104 Black kids? 1202 00:51:05,188 --> 00:51:07,065 Yeah. 1203 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:08,858 Motherfucker. 1204 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:12,403 Yo! 1205 00:51:18,493 --> 00:51:20,828 We're not gonna eat this stuff, right? 1206 00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:22,080 Oh, no, hell no. 1207 00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:23,664 We're gonna Fear Factor this shit. 1208 00:51:23,748 --> 00:51:24,791 I made it! 1209 00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:25,958 I made it. 1210 00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:28,461 Shit. Damn it. 1211 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,757 Can't keep this player from the game, Frank. 1212 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,050 How did you get out? 1213 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:35,927 Garbage truck came by. 1214 00:51:36,010 --> 00:51:37,804 Dumped me in the back. It was rough, 1215 00:51:37,887 --> 00:51:39,847 but a pile of old Big Macs broke my fall. 1216 00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:41,474 All right, welcome back. 1217 00:51:41,557 --> 00:51:42,951 We'll now go around and take our pick 1218 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:46,479 for the dumpster dive competition. 1219 00:51:47,688 --> 00:51:48,815 Sushi, huh? 1220 00:51:48,898 --> 00:51:50,066 Brave choice. 1221 00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:16,968 Hey! 1222 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,720 You know that new bitch over on Bundy? 1223 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,097 Yeah, she pulled some racist shit 1224 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:22,431 on my brother Liam, 1225 00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:23,975 so block party. Come on. 1226 00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:27,478 ♪♪ Hit 'em where it hurts ♪♪ 1227 00:52:27,562 --> 00:52:30,231 ♪♪ Get out now and leave me in the dirt... ♪♪ 1228 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,400 Hey, Mr. Jackson. We're throwing 1229 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,527 a new racist neighbor a welcome party. 1230 00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:35,903 Bring your pit bull. 1231 00:52:35,987 --> 00:52:37,697 Come on, boy. Let's go. 1232 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,532 ♪♪ I'm making a comeback ♪♪ 1233 00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:43,452 ♪♪ You gotta believe that ♪♪ 1234 00:52:43,536 --> 00:52:46,747 ♪♪ I'm making a comeback ♪♪ 1235 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,044 ♪♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 1236 00:52:52,128 --> 00:52:53,963 Welcome to the South Side, bitch! 1237 00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:58,718 ♪♪ I'm making a comeback ♪♪ 1238 00:53:00,803 --> 00:53:03,306 You sure you want to do this? 1239 00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:05,266 Sí. 1240 00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:45,056 I have no idea what he said. 1241 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,475 It was good. He smiled. 1242 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,064 There goes my son. 1243 00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:02,490 I have called the police. 1244 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,785 They are on their way. 1245 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:09,538 You are disturbing the peace. 1246 00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:11,624 Hey, lady. 1247 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:14,126 That was my brother with the lemonade stand. 1248 00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:15,836 - What? - That's right. 1249 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,338 I got a black brother. 1250 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,592 What? That's why you didn't want him 1251 00:54:21,676 --> 00:54:23,427 near your house, right? 1252 00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:25,721 'Cause he's black? 1253 00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:28,432 Okay, you need to go home. 1254 00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:30,268 Some of us have jobs. 1255 00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:31,745 You know, I lived in this neighborhood 1256 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,312 my whole life. 1257 00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:38,317 Kids have always sold lemonade right here. 1258 00:54:38,401 --> 00:54:41,070 Black kids, white kids, 1259 00:54:41,153 --> 00:54:43,698 Russian kids, Mexican kids. 1260 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:45,199 Would you get away from my fence? 1261 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:51,038 Nobody ever had a problem with lemonade stands 1262 00:54:51,122 --> 00:54:54,542 until all of you bougie, 1263 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,544 yoga-loving, 1264 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,713 latte-sipping, 1265 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:03,384 ankle tattoo-wearing, racist assholes 1266 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,928 moved into our neighborhood, so your fence? 1267 00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:09,140 Fuck your fence. 1268 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:21,152 Ah, shit! 1269 00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:22,320 Hey! 1270 00:55:40,755 --> 00:55:43,132 ♪♪ Well, I'm about to explode ♪♪ 1271 00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:45,301 ♪♪ Let it out, let it go ♪♪ 1272 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,511 ♪♪ And if you're down for the show ♪♪ 1273 00:55:47,595 --> 00:55:50,306 ♪♪ I got something I've been keeping secret ♪♪ 1274 00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:52,808 ♪♪ Shown never before ♪♪ 1275 00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,935 ♪♪ 'Bout to kick in the door ♪♪ 1276 00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,021 ♪♪ I know you want it some more ♪♪ 1277 00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,982 ♪♪ But I've got no time left for tongue in cheek and ♪♪ 1278 00:56:00,066 --> 00:56:02,360 ♪♪ I've got, got, got to let it out ♪♪ 1279 00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:04,528 ♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 1280 00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:06,364 ♪♪ I've got, got, got to ♪♪ 1281 00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:09,033 Video of the food challenge went viral. 1282 00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:10,910 Over 400,000 views. 1283 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:14,246 People are doing something called the "Hobo Dragon." 1284 00:56:18,667 --> 00:56:22,380 We are totally getting promoted after this. 1285 00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:24,423 Another alcohol poisoning inside? 1286 00:56:24,507 --> 00:56:26,509 Yeah, fourth one today. 1287 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,808 ♪♪ I've got, got, got to let it out ♪♪ 1288 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,143 ♪♪ Let it out, let it out, let it out ♪♪ 1289 00:56:36,227 --> 00:56:38,646 - ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 1290 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:41,148 ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 1291 00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:43,484 - ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 1292 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,986 ♪♪ Let it out, let it out, let it out ♪♪ 1293 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:48,280 - ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 1294 00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:50,658 ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 1295 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:52,993 - ♪♪ Ooh, ooh ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 1296 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:55,621 ♪♪ Let it out, let it out, let it out ♪♪ 90105