Original subtitles

- Bradley, stop this nonsense.

Surely, there's something I can...

- You can let me be, Everett. Just let me be. I need a drink.

- Try, Bradley. Try to see the shark I'm trying to be.

When I'm with you, I can...

[exclaims]

- [screams]

[gasps]

- [grunts] You're his...

Time to give Daddy a taste of his own medicine. [groans]

- Lhandi! - [Lhandi whimpers]

- I wasn't going to do anything weird to her.

- [grunts] - [person exclaims]

- Where is Lhandi always supposed to stay?

- By Daddy's side. - You're damn right.

- [people screaming] - Ah!

Christ! Bloody landmines!

What do you think, Angelica? Think you can hack it on one leg

or do you want me to finish you off?

- [sobs]

[shouting]

- PERSON: Here we go. Here we go!

- [groans]

- [grunting]

- EDRIC: All here was once just sand.

Then blood, now steel.

But at this moment, what do you see?

- I see your city, uh, burning, sir.

- You're wrong. - I'm so sorry. What do you see?

- I see the most beautiful child ever blessed

to this horrid world. - Come on, come on!

Beer! - [all cheering]

- Release the cop bots. - Wow. I just wanna say, like,

right now, I am on your side. That's not... That's...

- Sucky Dan, you have three seconds to stop talking.

- Well, you know what? I don't even need it.

Although, it seems I do. [chuckles nervously]

Why am I talking? That was four seconds.

Wow. You would think not talking for three seconds

when you know you're gonna die if you do would be so easy.

And here I am, 20 seconds in. I can't... I can't stop.

[exclaims]

Look at those.

[theme music playing]

- Looking good out there, crew. - Wait wait, wait, no!

Oh, God. You're gonna kill me, aren't you? [grunts]

- No! No way!

- Come here. Hurry! Come here! - Okay.

Okay, this all seems like a bit much for beer.

- I was actually thinking of quitting this stuff.

Maybe learning to read? I think it's worth it.

- Stop! You stop! - With all this, shit,

I don't think it's worth it.

- No, you cannot let him win. Don't you see?

Today it's beer, tomorrow it will be your homes,

your children. I've seen him do it.

Take a stand.

Not for Doomshine, not for yourselves,

for everyone he thinks he can control.

- All right! - Let's go!

- All right! - Yeah! Oh, no, no! [gasps]

- Oh, my God! - No, kill me! Fucking kill me!

- Do you wanna kill... Do you wanna do it?

- Yeah, I'll kill him.

How... how do you wanna die? - [exclaims]

- Okay, I'm gonna... - Uh... Head shot, okay?

- I'm gonna put my hand over your mouth, okay?

I'm gonna put... Oh! He's putting blood on my hand.

- Hey, hey.

Hey, blood on the hand is better than Phil's on the tongue.

- [all chuckle] - Okay, everybody.

I get that you're not all crazy

about the cider. - Nice!

- Once the fermenting is done... - [rumbling]

- ...we... Oh, God.

Sir, again, I really don't think it's safe to be here any longer.

- And again, I am a special guest

of Edric Shiner, and I'm owed a tour.

Now, after fermenting...

- [bird groans]

- [grunts] Bloody hell!

All right, let's find someone else, Onorato.

- [Onorato speaking]

- One man gets crushed by a little piece of roof...

Fine, let's go.

[exclaims]

It's Hopps, the bloody mangaroo.

- [chuckles and munches]

- Don't look at me! [sobs]

[car tires screech]

- You know something, Dan? It's been over a decade

since I've been on a battlefield.

But it wouldn't be fair to my little girl

if she didn't get the fight she deserves.

- The fight against her sociopath father?

- [chuckles] Most of us would, yeah.

- Wow, cool. Well, good luck. Stay safe and all that.

I'll just make... [groaning] - Stop whinging.

The suit just needs an energy boost

from your body, Dan.

Don't worry, 73% of people get their cognition back.

Might end up a little droopy on the left side of the face.

But a sharp earring can really distract from that.

Here we go!

[grunting] - [Danny groaning]

- Flick, flick. - DANNY: Perfect. Perfect.

- There he is. Get him.

- [people clamoring]

- Flick, flick, flick. [laughs maniacally]

- [grunting]

[gasps]

- Lhandi! - Danny.

- Time to get you where you belong, Didi. [laughs]

[alarm blaring]

- No, Hoppsie can't leave. Must stay here.

Always here. Until it's time to make movies.

- Oh, piss on that. You're a legend.

You should be able to do as you please.

- Oh. But Ed will be mad.

Furious if Hoppsie left the brewery. Oh.

- I am a close, personal friend of Edric,

I'll sort this out.

Or Danny will. Probably Lhandi. Maybe Xanthena.

- [Onorato speaking]

- Well, I mean it's usually one of them.

- Certainly, true, true. Oh, Wonder-grateful I'd be.

But the exit's all crashy blocked up.

Unless... [exclaims] A plan by Hoppsie.

[exclaiming exictedly, giggling]

- I understand the role I usually play in things

but this fucker's all cuckoo, no clock.

- [Onorato speaking]

- Okay, maybe you take care of it.

- [Onorato speaking]

- You're so sensitive.

- [groans]

- There now, sweetheart. Isn't that better?

Now, to set our little friends here on high alert.

Don't worry. They're programmed to keep yous safe, sweetheart.

Just like your dear old dad. - Dad, please.

Stop this. Let me go.

- 'Fraid not, Didi. You're too precious.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go clean up someone's riot. [laughs]

[hums]

- God! [grunts]

[sighs] Just... Okay, just stop looking at me, okay?

Look... Look back.

You there, just do kind of crazy murder to that one.

[laughs maniacally]

You fucked up, Edric. You fuck up big time.

Right? Stop.

Stop, stop. Just all... All of you hug.

- [alarm blaring] - [Hoppsie panting]

- [Onorato speaking]

- Mother. Your boy's done made it, Mother.

- The hunka-chugger chugs to every inchy-inch of Aurion.

[chuckles] But if Hoppsie makes the dial dance red...

- JEP: Onorato, if we don't get through this,

I just want to say,

I know I've not always done right by lizard-folk before,

but... but you showed me I was a daft cunt about it.

- [Onorato speaking]

- Let's to hell. [exclaims]

- Let's to hell! - [Onorato exclaiming]

- [Onorato speaking]

- [person exclaims]

- [Danny chuckles]

Oh, this is bad. Violence? No way this is my feelings.

- Quiet, sucky Dan.

[exclaims] What have we here? - It's okay, it's okay. [gasps]

- Filthy Phil. - Oh, hey, Phil.

- Oh, wow. You know my name?

Why, I must be doing something right.

- Oh, I know of you and your rancid cider.

Prepare to be pulped

like one of your pathetic lady apples.

- Actually, that's a common misconception.

I... This isn't a good time to bring it up,

but it's not actually an apple cider.

We make it with Boston pears.

So if you're mad about the apple thing,

I mean, it's not me. - [roars]

Ah! What?

- [horse neighs]

- EDRIC: This is really cute, Didi.

But now it's time for you to realize

your generation is weak. I have built all that you see,

and if you won't preserve it, I will.

- [scoffs] Okay, Doomer.

- [laughs]

Lame!

- I saw you leading your people in battle, Didi.

Admit it, it is who you are.

- For Lhandi! [groans] - Bradley!

- Now, where is Lhandi always supposed to stay?

- [Lhandi gasping] - Hey, Edric, you sucky... Whoa!

- [exclaiming] Sucky Dan! You fucking...

- [grunting] I... am... moving... out.

- [gasps]

- [all clamoring]

- Bartender, I ordered a large. - Victory is bitter.

In a nice way.

- [Lhani grunting] - This is fun.

- [exclaims] Help, Lhandi!

I was wrong. I don't want to die like this.

- Give me your hand. - [all panting]

- Lhandi? - Xanthena.

Is that... Um, I'm sorry.

Is that like a bunch of hickies on your neck?

- No. I was holding the line

in the spa section of the rebellion. [clears throat]

- Well, someone was having fun.

- Phil will rebuild. - Hey, Phil!

Hey, watch this. Watch this. Watch this.

Phil, Phil! Reach for my hand, I'll pull you in.

Yeah... Didn't do it. Yo! - [all laughing]

- He's not... He's not popping back up.

- Oh, Didi, my love. You were really something else out there.

I reckon I can let you go find something to call your own.

- Just so we both know, it's not you letting me, okay?

- [laughs]

Uh, I know I'm making the right decision.

- Oh, wow, what a ride!

I guess I'm part of the crew now, huh?

- DANNY: Okay. No! - How fun!

- I don't know why everyone always thinks

they get to join the crew.

You gotta go. - LHANDI: You gotta go.

- DANNY: You gotta go, buddy. - Oh, no, I'm part of the crew.

We're best friends. - No.

Best friends!

- No, we're not doing that. - Look, drinks for everybody.

- Don't touch that. - The party's on, lads!

- I already got a headache. - Oi, little copper.

Come and get into my pouch... - Who, me?

- Jep, don't get in there. - I'm gonna take you away.

- Jep, do not get in there. - I know what I'm doing.

- Jep, that's... - It's gonna calm him down.

- It's gonna... - Oh, it's gross in here.

- ♪ Party in the pouch ♪

- Okay, Jep.

- ♪ Party in the pouch ♪

- Right. Okay.

- ♪ This is a party To everyone, get naked ♪

- All right, shit's off.

- I can't handle this.

[peppy song playing]