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I pull out the picture of those kids and I look

at them and I think, "Why did I leave them?

" It's Nichols.

I am officially tapping out.

Yeah!

There's obviously a ton of predators around here.

They know where the meat's at.

There's a bear coming to get my [expletive]

The house is on fire.

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It's got teeth.

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I'll wind out here in trouble.

Vicious predators.

I just heard something big moving back there.

Me against the wolverine right now.

And isolation.

If there's nothing to fill that void, it's just you left alone with your thoughts.

How long will they endure?

The house is on fire.

I'm scared, but I don't want it to happen.

This is the most unforgiving landscape I've ever seen.

The last one standing wins.

This environment will strip away everything and anything you thought you had.

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Only thing is, it makes the door problematic,

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OK, let's go and collect some rabbits.

Rabbit gods willing.

Let's check super close by, traps first, lifting pole, still intact.

Overall, I've been really spending a lot of

time resetting and re-strategizing my snares,

because I have had one be successful, and I want to get as much meat as I can.

Oh, I mean, one rabbit a week is not enough.

I have this pretty resilient body most of

the time, but I've never gone so long without fueling it.

And that can scare me a bit.

What's the deal with this one?

It's all tangled up, and went all the way up and down, and where is-- whoa, damn it.

Caught something that got out.

See how it's stick and all, everything on, and that's super, super frayed.

That's totally more fox toothy and not rabbit toothy.

Damn, damn, damn, damn.

What is this?

It looks like fox tracks.

I think I've got competition.

If a rabbit is getting caught, I really want it to be me who eats it.

Oh, that's frustrating.

I'm just setting a feast for my competition predators.

The more that happens, the more they know to come here.

What do I need to do?

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Let's go for the morning meat check.

Uh-oh.

Look at these fresh tracks.

What are these?

Man, they were just running all over the place last night.

Look at this trail.

Bold little creatures.

There's a camp 30, 40 yards over there.

And here are the big tracks.

It's got one, two, three, four, five.

Toes, a different shaped pad, and my conclusion

is wolverine, depending on how big those things

are, they might be able to reach up there.

To get my food, hmm, I guess I should have put up an early warning system.

I thought about it, and figured anything that close would wake me up.

These guys are sly.

Crazy.

Now I got to think up a plan.

I miss toothpaste, mouthwash, especially all I eat is protein.

So my breath smells exactly like you would think it would.

One day this will all be over, and I will

make sweet, sweet love to my toothbrush with

my mouth when it's covered in fluoride and toothpaste.

I sent some good snares out there.

High hopes today, guys.

Really hoping to start getting me some good game.

My belly's crumbling, it's getting hungry, it's ready to eat some good meals.

It kind of looks like fresh bunny trail on

my trail here, you know, white as black feet are.

All right, my first set, sitting underneath that tree there.

Oh, look it, something got out of our snare, guys.

Look it, damn, that's a missed opportunity.

Well, we reset and continue on.

Pure disappointment.

Oh, there's a fresh track or something, got claws, a fox I'd say.

That foxy loxy might have ate our rabbit.

Fox tracks out here worries me, because there's

not enough rabbit out here for both of us.

Foxes are like the smartest animal out here,

and they have like this uncanny ability to find food.

Look, there's tracks all over in here.

Come, food, come.

Oh, you son of a bitch.

A dirty fox got my rabbit, pulled him out of my snare, see?

He left me just a little souvenir here, just

as a little reminder of what could have been for me.

Out here, I'm not allowed to trap fox.

At home, I just eat that fox.

He'd be gone for, what do I get here, because I can't trap fox?

The fox is eating my food.

I go home with a belly full of nothing.

No, that mother fox.

You want that without swears?

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not entirely sure I can say it again without

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The fox better be careful, because right now

my hands are shaking, and if I found that fox, I'd beat it to death with my own fist.

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Stupid wolverines scurrying around here, carting

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" Pretty intimidating.

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We're going on our morning check on the food.

It's stored a couple hundred yards that direction,

higher up in the Delkin, so that's good.

Uh-oh.

My fat has stolen it.

That is super depressing.

The fat is like your lifeblood out here.

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Ah, my whole gallon tub of kidney fat is gone.

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[MUSIC]

Woo hoo hoo hoo!

Yeah!

[LAUGH] Yes!

My God, I just killed a wolverine with a hatchet.

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[MUSIC] Holy crap.

[LAUGH] Holy crap.

Man, finally, yeah.

You're not 40 pounds of fat though.

I'll take it.

[LAUGH] No more harassing me.

Told you I was gonna get you.

[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

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[music]

Just cooking those calories away.

[music]

I should trim the bark off of these.

[music]

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[music]

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[music] [music] Uh-oh.

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[music]

[music] Fish on.

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It's a big one.

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[music] It's okay.

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We've got to be really careful. Hold on, hold on. Hey, Dad!

Next Thursday. Weird things happen when you haven't been working. This is proof.

That right there is a little bit of a problem.

We're getting into some haywire stuff.

Getting my butt in the can of her tea. Right there. Stop.

Axeman, all new next Thursday at 9 on History.

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It's okay, it's okay.

It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

No, no, no, no, no. Damn!

[Bleep] Why didn't I just pull it in?

[Sigh]

[Bleep]

[Groan] Why didn't I just pull it the [bleep]

in? Why didn't I just reach down and grab it?

[Groan]

That thing was so [bleep] huge.

[Sigh]

Well, the good news is the lure worked, the hooks worked,

the line held, everything worked as it's supposed to.

Son of a gun.

[Sigh]

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Welcome to the Arctic, where you have hair heads on your mantle.

This is a classy cafe.

This is no sloppy operation here. Sunday brunch.

Sunday brunch.

If it is even Sunday.

I have a hair soup.

Let's see what kind of meat is left in the bottom of my bone broth.

Another piece of spine. Oh!

Maybe it has my spaghetti in it.

My spinal cord spaghetti. It tastes really

good, actually, which is the weirdest thing.

Bam! It's really good.

Tastes just like spaghetti.

Without the mushroom basil spaghetti sauce.

Tastes just like it.

I'm getting skinnier.

I can just tell that I'm dragging behind my food intake

and my energy is dropping and I need to regain that.

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These past days of redoing the shelter and all that

was just a lot of energy expended and though I had the hair,

I definitely need another one just so I can regain and

start moving forward again instead of moving slightly backwards.

Here's some tracks.

Little squirrel tracks.

You know the little squirrel that lives in here, I've heard him numerous times.

I see a squirrel right there.

Right there in that tree.

It's way up there.

I can't quite see him, but I can.

He's hiding right there.

[Music] Got him!

Oh my gosh, I got him!

It's not dead.

Oh, sorry guy.

Oh buddy.

How am I going to do this?

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This is one of the tools of his trade.

I've got some gaps in my handle, it could break off.

There's a big problem.

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I just shot a squirrel and it sucked. It was a gut shot.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

It was alive, so I ran to the back of the car and I shot it.

Men have been doing this for hundreds of years, leaving their families behind

in conquest of something bigger and better for the greater good.

The hunters would go out for weeks at a time.

The fishermen would go out for months at a time.

We don't do that anymore.

It's just that we have been softened because that's not necessary.

We can go to the store.

So this is a privilege to be able to walk in the steps of our forefathers

and recreate those moments of what I feel what men were back then.

That's worth it to me.

There we go.

There we go.

I need to keep this thing up high.

Give him a little play.

Yeah!

My scoop net worked!

Yeah!

It's a big trout.

Look at this thing.

Yeah!

Absolutely fantastic.

That's a lot of food.

Yeah!

This is huge.

I'm about to eat every day now.

I'm going to win this.

I'm outlasting everybody.

Yeah, boy!

Winner!

Fish head soups, huh?

Yes!

I feel like my vision is going blurry.

I can't find my snares.

I'm getting lost up here.

Here we go!

I need to know that I'm doing good.

That it's going to be enough.