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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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What were you doing last week
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that was so important
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you missed the episode?
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Well, here it is.
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Unless you wanna watch us.
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Fuck off.
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Yeah, fuck off.
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I was at Betty Ford three times.
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It didn't work for me.
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You cleaned me up in five days.
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Nora-Jean's folks
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are gonna give you $2,500
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for the Beaver Trap
Detox Special.
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I'm ready to go back
to who I was...
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an upstanding citizen.
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I believe in second chances.
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Welcome to Lumber Lawn
and Lighting, Mr. Gallagher.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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My stupid dad just walked in.
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You want to get out of here?
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Yeah, sure.
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Joplin, here we come.
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Farhad doesn't want any E,
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so he said he'll drive first.
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You might want to think about
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finding that new sponsor now.
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Hey, your kid needs you.
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Check for the church.
It's a down payment.
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- Who are you?
- The youth shelter.
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Wait, the shelter
is you and Trevor?
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And I'm over feeling guilty for
wanting to better myself.
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I promised those kids
that church, Fiona.
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Find another fuckin' church!
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I mean, it's incredibly unfair.
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What pisses me off most
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is that Ian knows I'm not
against a shelter
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for those kids.
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I love screwdrivers.
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It's just...
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not in my backyard.
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There. I fuckin' said it,
and I didn't catch on fire.
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The thing is, when you're
screwing something hard...
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It's not like I'm some
rich jerkoff
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who's worried that his view
is gonna be spoiled
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by a bunch of homeless people.
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...it's just satisfying.
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Are you even listening
to me complain?
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No.
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But you are his sister.
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You think he'd be on your side.
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Right. It's my own family.
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If I screw up this apartment
building investment,
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I'm gonna be the one
living in a shelter.
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I've put everything I've got
into this.
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Blood, sweat... uh!
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Oh, fuck.
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Is that Mrs. Cardinal?
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Did she ever pay?
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No. I gave her a week
three weeks ago.
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All I've heard since is a bark.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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No more fake dog barking.
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There's a water leak coming
from your apartment.
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I have to come in.
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I'm coming in.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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Jesus, that smell.
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Oh, God.
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Mrs. Cardinal!
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God!
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Ugh.
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Pfff.
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This is a fire hazard.
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And...
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...all sorts of other hazards.
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God, I can feel
diseases crawling up my legs.
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Hi.
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There really is a dog.
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Hi.
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Oh, fuck!
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No. No, no, no.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God, no.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, don't do that.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck!
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Hey there, sweetie.
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Aren't you the cutest
little thing?
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Are you the cutest little thing?
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Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
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- Hey, Ness.
- She okay?
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No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead.
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Oh, gosh.
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Yeah, probably for a few days.
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- That's terrible.
- Yeah.
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This little love bunny... you
just need some love, don't you?
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Don't you?
Yes, you do.
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Yes, you do.
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Ness, there's... there's something
you should probably know
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about that dog.
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What?
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You're up with the sun, my son.
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Had to drop Fiona off
at her building
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so I could use her car
to fake Uber.
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Did you feed the junkie?
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Yeah. She said she was cured
and wanted to go home.
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That's what they all say.
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You water her after school
for me?
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I should get more.
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Junkies are nasty.
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Son, addiction is a disease.
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Try not to judge the afflicted
by the curse.
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- Shit.
- What's wrong?
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Mm, I asked the Academy
if they'd help me out
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or anything, you know?
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But they turned me down flat.
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Damn Comanche gets a full ride,
and I don't get a cent.
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Difficult to begrudge
a little restitution
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for our Native American
brothers.
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How much more you need?
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After the junkie downstairs,
I'll still be $4,227 short
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for this first semester.
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What if I give you $5,000
to kill Fiona?
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Murder's a capital crime, Ian.
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I'd do it for ten.
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You should be doing it
as a public service.
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And what, pray tell, is this?
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That is a letter, Frank.
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I beg to differ.
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It is, in fact, my invitation
to the middle class.
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My first non-fraudulent
credit card.
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I am officially in the club.
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Somebody at the credit card
company is losing their job.
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Au contraire.
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I'm as reliable
as rain in Seattle.
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In fact, you are looking at
Employee of the Month.
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I'm getting my photograph taken
for the Wall of Fame.
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- I gotta make money.
- Yo, drop me off at Patsy's?
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Five bucks.
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You're heading that
direction anyway.
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So?
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It's quite an honor.
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Only freaks at my school
get Student of the Month.
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That's different.
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I was sort of hoping he'd
show up at the meeting.
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Shit, he could be dead
for all we know.
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You try the police?
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Yeah. Nothing.
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Last bender, he disappeared
for three weeks.
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Jesus, three weeks?
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- Hey.
- He's not at the shop.
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Hasn't been there.
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You try Cami?
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Yeah, she's not picking up.
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Yeah.
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I never should've gone
back to work for him.
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He was sober for so long,
I thought maybe
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he had his shit together
this time.
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He's a drunk. Drunks drink.
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It's a setback.
People have setbacks.
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All addicts are narcissists.
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I don't even know
what that means,
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but if it means asshole,
I agree.
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- What are we gonna do?
- What do you mean?
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W-we can't just sit here, right?
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The guy's self-destructing.
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He's on his own.
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No.
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No, I don't...
I don't accept that.
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What you do or don't accept
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doesn't have anything
to do with it.
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All right, well,
I'm gonna look for him.
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I-I mean, maybe he's at Cami's.
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Mm, not likely.
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She tossed his ass out.
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Maybe his fuckin' battery
ran out.
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Okay? Maybe he's sleeping it
off somewhere.
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Who knows?
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I'll find him.
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Come on.
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- I need your help.
- Me?
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Yeah, who'd be better at finding
a drunk than you?
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No, no, no.
You cannot come yet.
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Not yet.
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Now you may come.
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Oh!
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Ah!
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When you do as you're told,
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you get rewards.
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Frank, are we poor?
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No. You saw my new
credit card this morning.
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We're on the climb, son.
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Frank Gallagher is ascendant!
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Then why do we walk to school
when everyone else drives?
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Well, we're more dedicated
to the survival of the planet,
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reducing carbon emissions.
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Besides, walking's
good exercise.
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So we are poor.
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Relatively, yes.
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'K. See ya.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Don't.
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It's just...
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You know.
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I thought I'd seen your
orgasm face before,
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but that...
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I've never seen that before.
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Like a whole body freak-out.
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It was good.
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Is that why you guys
have me go first?
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So you can get me
out of the way?
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So you can have your
exclusive girl party?
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You're my man.
You know that.
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It's not a man that you want.
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You came like your head
was gonna explode.
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I have great orgasms with you,
too, babe.
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All the orgasms that
you've ever had by me...
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the-the-the swing set,
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the alley behind the Safeway...
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you never once had a spas-gasm.
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She's a woman.
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She knows a woman's body.
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Well, great, V.
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If a woman knows a woman's
body so much better,
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maybe I should start doing guys,
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since they know guys'
bodies better.
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Maybe then I can have
a spas-gasm.
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- You're not gay.
- You don't know that!
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You don't know that.
I might be.
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I might be gay. Part-gay.
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Okay. Go ahead.
Suck a dick.
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Maybe I will.
Maybe I will go suck a dick.
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I could be all gender-liquid
like you.
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- You don't know.
- You mean gender fluid?
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Fluids, liquids, whatever.
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Fair's fair, right?
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You get to be with another girl,
fine.
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Well, I'm gonna be with a man.
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We'll see how okay you are with
it when you peek in the shower
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and you see me coming
all over some guy
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who isn't you,
and you weren't invited.
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I'd like to peek in shower
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when you come all over
a man, too.
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No! No!
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You're not invited,
and neither are you.
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When I do gay shit,
it is just for me.
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I gotta go to work.
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You two just...
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lick each other like cats
all day
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while I'm gone.
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Best idea he's ever had.
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Mm-mm, four times this morning
is enough.
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Four?
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So what do I do now?
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You guys contact next of kin?
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Yes, ma'am.
If we can locate any.
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I'm sorry, I...
I don't have any information.
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It's not unusual.
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I only saw her a couple times.
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Nobody visited.
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She was pretty much a shut-in.
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So...
267
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,539
what about all this?
268
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,710
Technically,
it goes to her heirs.
269
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,253
If any turn up.
270
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,131
If you do turn something up,
271
00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:37,216
an address book, anything,
272
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,175
give me a call.
273
00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:39,552
Thanks. Sure.
274
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,680
Hm. Kind of a cute dog.
275
00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:46,142
Yeah. Not so sure
after what I saw.
276
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,394
I called animal control.
They'll be by to pick him up.
277
00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:49,895
What'll happen to him?
278
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:52,565
They put 'em down once
they've eaten human flesh.
279
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,233
- Jesus.
- Good luck.
280
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,026
Yeah.
281
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,744
Oh, hey. Hey, Rusty?
282
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:05,911
Gotta stay here, buddy.
283
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:06,954
Okay?
284
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:09,832
Stay here and wait
285
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,208
for the executioner.
286
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,795
Sorry your friend is dead.
287
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,925
- Morning, Kev.
- Mornin'.
288
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:20,968
What can I get you?
289
00:13:21,177 --> 00:13:22,303
Can I get a coffee, two sugars,
290
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,679
and a bran muffin, please?
291
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,850
- What's up?
- Hey, what's up, man?
292
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,772
Hey, can I ask you something?
293
00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:35,608
Yeah, sure. Shoot.
294
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,526
How did you know you were gay?
295
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,529
Were you, like, straight,
296
00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,406
and then started experimenting
297
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:45,117
and just decided that you
liked being gay more?
298
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,246
I... guess I just kinda knew.
299
00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:52,166
So you were always positive
that you were into dudes more?
300
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,960
I... no, I guess not really.
301
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,212
You know when you're younger,
302
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,379
everyone tells you that you're
303
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,506
supposed to be into girls.
304
00:13:58,756 --> 00:13:59,757
So I, uh... I kinda went
305
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,425
through this weird phase
in fifth grade
306
00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:02,468
where I was really into
307
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,595
this chick Carrie Yazel,
308
00:14:04,804 --> 00:14:06,222
but I'm pretty sure it's just
'cause she was the one
309
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,473
who looked most like a dude.
310
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,600
Eh, it wasn't until, uh...
311
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:11,685
Until what?
312
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,312
Justin Timberlake.
313
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,314
Yeah.
314
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,274
- He's hot.
- Yep.
315
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,400
Are you attracted to me?
316
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,822
- No.
- Why not?
317
00:14:23,489 --> 00:14:24,406
I'm not hot?
318
00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,075
Yeah. But I mean...
319
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,244
Ian, soy latte no foam,
extra hot.
320
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,204
Two sugars and a muffin.
321
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:31,705
Yours is paid for.
322
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:32,957
The guy at the end
of the counter.
323
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,005
I gotta run.
324
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,185
You buy my muffin?
325
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:54,311
Yeah.
326
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:56,939
Are you hitting on me?
327
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:58,399
Excuse me?
328
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,693
Are you trying to fuck me?
329
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,570
N-n-no.
330
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,363
No, I j... I just... I, uh... no.
331
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:05,865
'Cause it's not a...
it's not a bad thing
332
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:06,782
if you were.
333
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,075
I'm not offended.
334
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,870
And I'm not saying no.
335
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,289
I'm... I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
336
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,791
Um, once a week, I...
I try and do a good deed.
337
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,251
- So...
- So you're not hitting on me?
338
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,627
No. No. No, no.
339
00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,004
It was totally random. Ah...
340
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,630
I really... I hope
you're not offended,
341
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:22,923
because, you know, I... I just...
342
00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:24,675
you're a good-looking dude
and everything, I'm just...
343
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,427
no, I'm straight, so.
344
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:29,388
Oh.
345
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:31,765
Oh, okay. Thanks.
346
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,142
Yeah. Sure.
347
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,184
Have a nice day.
348
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,608
Is that code?
349
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,484
For what? No.
350
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,986
No, it's not code for anything.
351
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,779
It just means
"have a nice day."
352
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,282
Right.
353
00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:50,034
Okay, sorry.
354
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,368
No. Okay.
355
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,662
Have a nice day.
356
00:15:58,584 --> 00:15:59,585
The fuck?
357
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,214
If you do find him,
don't bring him back.
358
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,091
Unless he's sober.
359
00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,053
He used up all nine
of his lives.
360
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,182
Brad's been a rock for us.
361
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,601
And we want to return the favor.
362
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:25,069
- Would you mind?
- Oh.
363
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,445
I'll get the tea.
364
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,490
It's so nice having
somebody to talk to.
365
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,204
We waited four years...
366
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,123
four years...
367
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,167
to have a baby,
368
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,545
hoping Brad could handle it.
369
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,131
Thank you.
370
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,386
And the second we do,
he goes off the wagon.
371
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,391
Listen, Cami, you should
be pissed,
372
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:58,727
of course, but it's a disease,
373
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:00,270
you know, and he's fighting it.
374
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,941
I can't be worried
about two babies.
375
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,902
I have to be worried about where
the next paycheck is coming from
376
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,737
and then feeding that one!
377
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,368
You're a natural.
378
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,453
Uh, I think it was all him.
379
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,713
There you go.
There you go.
380
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,298
Oh, hey there.
381
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,050
I know.
382
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,220
Oh, sorry.
383
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,768
I love Brad.
384
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:44,982
Sober Brad.
385
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,276
If he wants to kill himself...
386
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,155
...he has to leave us out of it.
387
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,409
Cami.
388
00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:58,037
Any chance you can track Brad
on your phone?
389
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:46,835
Oh, my God.
390
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,587
Hey. Did we?
391
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,130
Like four times.
392
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,841
Uh, did we use any...
393
00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,427
Well, I did try to pull out
the first time.
394
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,639
No. Damn it!
395
00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:00,182
- No!
- What's wrong?
396
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,059
- I'm pregnant!
- What?
397
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,143
You can't know already.
398
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,354
Hi, good morning, Franny.
399
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,022
Oh, hi.
400
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:08,732
Ooh. Mm.
401
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,526
I do know.
I can feel it.
402
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:12,069
I'm ovulating.
403
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,154
My boobs are already
twice as big.
404
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,657
Oh, my God, I can feel your
sperm attacking my egg!
405
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:17,908
Oh, God.
406
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,285
I am not gonna make
the same mistake twice.
407
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,246
No, Franny, uh,
you're not a mistake.
408
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,455
That's not what I mean.
409
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:24,873
Okay, I'm gonna go
to the pharmacy.
410
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,375
I need to get
the morning after pill.
411
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,460
Can you watch Franny
and give me your car keys?
412
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,045
What's the big hurry?
413
00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:31,880
What's the big hurry?!
414
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,049
I've got less than 67 hours...
415
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,509
To swallow that pill.
416
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,219
Or else I'm going to have
to make the same decision
417
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,428
that led me to have Franny,
418
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,514
whom I love more than
anything in the world,
419
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,307
but if that little seed
plants itself,
420
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,643
I'm not for sure certain that
I can get it scraped out!
421
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,937
And I've already got my hands
pretty goddamn full,
422
00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,772
so do not tell me
to chill the fuck out!
423
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,443
Thank you.
I'll be back.
424
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,529
- Um...
- What?!
425
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,239
Actually, we did it
Thursday, too.
426
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,159
Fuck!
427
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,542
Really?
428
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,793
It's three bucks, Frank.
429
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,879
Cash is obsolete and dirty.
430
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,797
Who the hell gave you
a credit card?
431
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:16,633
I love shopping from
the convenience of my own home.
432
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,343
Look at that.
433
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,470
Got same-day delivery.
434
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,931
What the hell could you possibly
need the same day
435
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,141
besides more booze?
436
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,643
You know, that's a miracle
when you think about it.
437
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,604
By pressing "buy,"
438
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,982
I put an entire world in motion
439
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,359
to meet my personal needs.
440
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,571
I am no longer fettered
by the necessity to visit
441
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:42,075
stinky malls and rub shoulders
with the great unwashed.
442
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:43,577
Here we go.
443
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,455
Voila. Bring it to me.
444
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,916
- What are you getting?
- I already guessed booze.
445
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,417
An automobile.
446
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,085
Emphasis on "auto."
447
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,962
You bought a car online?!
448
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,048
No money down, no payments
for three months.
449
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,341
It's practically free.
450
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:58,842
You see, this is what it's like
451
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,469
to be in the inner circle.
452
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,596
To be one of the "haves."
453
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:04,640
Oh, shit.
454
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,851
I wonder if I should have gotten
the air-conditioned seats?
455
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,520
For my tushy.
456
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,781
Excuse me?
457
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,658
May I help you, miss?
458
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,451
Hi. I can't find
the morning after pill.
459
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,536
Yes, uh, we keep those
behind the counter.
460
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,121
Could I get one?
Do you sell loosies?
461
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:31,500
Yes, ma'am, uh, that would
be $46.87 plus tax...
462
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,960
if I had any more.
463
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:34,795
What do you mean?
464
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,755
I am fresh out. Sorry.
465
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,257
People stock up on the weekends,
466
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,300
especially since
the casino opened.
467
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,721
Goddamn it.
468
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:48,642
Shit.
469
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:50,227
Fat lot of help you are,
470
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,645
sittin' here.
471
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,776
Come on, Fiona,
just get through it.
472
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,155
Really?
473
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,162
Can I help you?
474
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,622
Yes, hi. I called in an order
for the morning after pill.
475
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:53,665
No, you didn't.
476
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:54,958
It's not by prescription.
477
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,793
Uh, yes, I...
478
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,128
please?
479
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:02,007
$65 and your ID, please.
480
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,717
Yes, thank you.
481
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,390
Sorry, you have to be 17
in Missouri to buy the pill.
482
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,558
What?
483
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,226
No. I'm almost 17.
484
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,062
That's ridiculous.
485
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:17,147
If I'm not 17,
I have to have another baby?
486
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:18,899
That doesn't even
make any sense.
487
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:22,861
Well, what am I supposed to do?
488
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:26,573
God. Fuckin' Missouri.
489
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,918
That's his truck.
490
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,881
The hell is that sticking
out of the truck?
491
00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:48,387
I think it's
Michael Jordan's arm.
492
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:49,971
United Center?
493
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,057
You got to be fucking
kidding me.
494
00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:54,518
Apparently he looted a bakery.
495
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,898
Okay. Shit's now getting dark.
496
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,900
What are we gonna find next,
a body?
497
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,485
Why do you even care
about this dude?
498
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:04,569
He's a psycho.
499
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,196
Done worse.
500
00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,699
Oh, it's extensions, see?
501
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,660
So?
What does that even mean?
502
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:12,828
It's like a goddamn puzzle.
503
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,496
It means he's a drunk.
504
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,497
Come on, help me get the arm.
505
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:16,748
Why?
506
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,543
'Cause if Bulls fans find it
in Brad's truck,
507
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:21,044
they're gonna skin him alive.
508
00:24:21,253 --> 00:24:21,920
Come on.
509
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,547
What the hell are you
gonna do with it?
510
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,299
Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds.
511
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,801
Yeah, I know.
512
00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,859
Excuse me, ma'am?
Would you please help me?
513
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,153
I made a mistake and I'm trying
to take responsibility for it.
514
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:47,696
I had a little bit too much
to drink,
515
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,322
and I didn't use any protection.
516
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,450
Would you be so kind as to buy
me the morning after pill?
517
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,993
- Of course.
- Really?
518
00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:54,828
I really appreciate that.
519
00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:56,037
Thank you.
520
00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,205
Sisters gotta stick together.
521
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:12,721
Have you guys ever experimented?
522
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:14,806
Like in chemistry class?
523
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:16,224
- I took shop.
- Me too.
524
00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,934
No, not a chemistry experiment.
525
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,561
But, like, you know...
526
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,397
...sexually?
527
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:24,816
No.
528
00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:26,359
Nope.
529
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:29,279
Oh, you mean like
rolling her over?
530
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,326
No. Forget it.
531
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,419
Jesus!
532
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,296
Who died?
533
00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:50,175
Gotta look sharp for my Employee
of the Month portrait session.
534
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,220
Just another rung up
the ladder, boys.
535
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:56,973
Dress for the job you want,
not for the job you have.
536
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:03,688
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, Franny.
537
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:06,024
Good morning. How are you?
It's Mommy.
538
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,068
I'll be back in just
a few minutes.
539
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,028
Oh, sweetie.
540
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:11,821
I know someday you may want
a brother or sister,
541
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,573
but... right now I need
to make sure
542
00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,909
I can finish welding school
so I can get a sweet job
543
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,369
and we can get a house,
544
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,246
a yard, and a swing set...
545
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,121
how about that?
546
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,206
Wouldn't that be fun?
547
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:22,832
But right now if I had
another baby,
548
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,543
that would be a really
big disaster.
549
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:26,127
Hey, did you get it?
550
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:28,713
Hey!
551
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:31,883
Where's my pill?!
552
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,469
No fucking way!
553
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,390
Give me back my money!
554
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,308
Get offa me!
555
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:41,810
You slut!
556
00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:43,436
Mama.
557
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:49,734
Damn.
558
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,361
Hey.
559
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:57,033
You are so beautiful.
560
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,036
Thanks.
561
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,621
You know what I just realized?
562
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:03,373
Is something wrong?
563
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,710
If I were gay, I would be
all over you.
564
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,296
You're gorgeous, and I
already love you, but...
565
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:12,090
I'm just not interested
in your vagina.
566
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:14,759
And that tells me that
I'm not a lesbian.
567
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,177
Simple logic.
568
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,763
Does this have anything to do
with the Russian invasion
569
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,765
of your pussoir again?
570
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:24,185
There's something about that
angry bitch that gets me off
571
00:27:24,394 --> 00:27:26,896
even when I want to stab her
with a rusty carving knife.
572
00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,857
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
573
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,068
You like it when she
bosses you around.
574
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,154
I do not like it.
It pisses me off.
575
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:36,489
Well, it doesn't piss off
your vagina.
576
00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:38,658
V, you like to be dominated.
577
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:41,536
Dominated? Have you met me?
578
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,042
I brought you the schedule.
579
00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:54,674
Melody can't do Wednesdays
'cause of her mom's chemo,
580
00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:57,344
and Sierra can't do
Saturday mornings
581
00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:58,887
'cause of Lucas's T-ball,
582
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,513
so switch those
and they're good.
583
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,643
This is the most fucked up place
I've ever seen.
584
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,145
So the old lady died?
585
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:08,938
Her name was Helen.
586
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,692
Her husband got killed
in Vietnam.
587
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:14,778
Look.
588
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,365
She was pregnant.
589
00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:20,742
See?
590
00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:22,702
It was a little girl.
591
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,166
They got married
just down the block
592
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,542
right before he shipped out.
593
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,880
May 12th, 1972.
594
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,341
New Covenant Baptist Church.
595
00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,179
I mean, that could be me, V.
596
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,557
An old lady, dying alone.
597
00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,310
Nothing but purple clothes
in the closet.
598
00:28:48,144 --> 00:28:48,895
Nope.
599
00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:50,438
You're not gettin' rid of me.
600
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,357
And I will never let you
wear purple.
601
00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,486
Quit screwing around
and clean this shit out.
602
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:02,033
Dominated? Really?
603
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,744
Do you have a better
explanation?
604
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:32,355
The lesson here
605
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,065
is that in America,
606
00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:36,359
if you keep your head down
and work hard,
607
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,278
you will be rewarded.
608
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,156
Hm.
609
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,158
Mount up.
610
00:29:58,214 --> 00:29:59,382
Does it have Bluetooth?
611
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:03,803
Crank it.
612
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:07,515
Let's ride.
613
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:15,482
- Whore!
- Redneck!
614
00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,316
- Baby killer!
- Fuckin' thief!
615
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:17,275
How would you like it if
616
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,693
somebody scraped you
out of their vagina?! Huh?!
617
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,195
Oh, I would be fuckin'
fine with it...
618
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:21,529
How would you like that?!
619
00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:23,114
...because it would mean I'd
never met a stupid cunt like you
620
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,784
who thinks she knows what to do
with other people's uteruses!
621
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,827
One of these bitches better
make bail before dark
622
00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,496
or it's gonna be
a long damn night.
623
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:50,934
If you want to experiment,
624
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,894
you should do so with
experienced teacher.
625
00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:54,938
Yeah, maybe, but I just
don't feel very gay.
626
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:56,815
Man, woman...
what difference does it make
627
00:30:57,023 --> 00:30:58,191
if you get pleasure?
628
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,819
A cock is nothing more than
a deformed clitoris.
629
00:31:03,446 --> 00:31:04,531
I don't have very good gay-dar.
630
00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:05,657
I wouldn't know where to look.
631
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,117
Do not look past the trees
to the forest.
632
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,494
What the hell does that mean?
633
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,995
Is that some Russian proverb
or something?
634
00:31:11,246 --> 00:31:12,705
'Cause it's very confusing
and not helping.
635
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:17,710
Hm?
636
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,170
What?
637
00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:21,631
- Don Wessel's kid?
- Mmm.
638
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:24,509
He was first team all-city
linebacker a few years ago.
639
00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:36,855
Oh, my God.
640
00:31:38,147 --> 00:31:39,983
Grandma said she was crazy,
but...
641
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,278
...wow.
642
00:31:44,112 --> 00:31:46,322
Hi. I'm Fiona.
643
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:47,824
Are you her daughter?
644
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,284
No, I'm her niece.
645
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:51,119
Her daughter's been
dead for years.
646
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:53,204
I was Helen's landlady.
647
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:56,291
Sylvie. The police called.
648
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:58,376
I'm her only relative, I guess.
649
00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,711
You didn't know her?
650
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,379
No. Not really.
651
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,924
- Huh.
- Ugh, this is awful.
652
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:08,303
Yeah. She was alone here
for a long time.
653
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,762
Except for this little guy.
654
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,351
She hadn't spoken to the family
for years.
655
00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,145
Any idea why?
656
00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:19,022
Her and Grandma fought
about something.
657
00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:21,816
Strange, huh?
658
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:23,818
Whole life, no forgiveness.
659
00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:28,197
Yeah, that's a shame.
660
00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:30,283
So I'm the lucky heir
to all of this?
661
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:31,701
Lucky you.
662
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,786
I'll leave you to
look through it all.
663
00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:35,747
It just looks like a bunch
of garbage.
664
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,665
Well, I did find a few photos...
665
00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:40,501
I'm gonna call my husband.
Bring in some reinforcements.
666
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,004
Okay.
667
00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:46,716
Ah, you gotta stay here, okay?
668
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,011
Animal control is gonna
come for her dog.
669
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:53,473
Hi, thanks for calling.
670
00:32:53,681 --> 00:32:54,891
I'm not able to answer
my phone right now.
671
00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:00,480
Son...
672
00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,694
What say we pick up some hos?
673
00:33:09,739 --> 00:33:11,282
Apparently civilization
has reached
674
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,867
a new low water mark, Dominique.
675
00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:16,663
Last night, a vandal severed
the arm of Michael Jordan.
676
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:20,041
That's right, Chicago's greatest
hero has been mutilated,
677
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:23,002
no doubt by some
crazed Celtics fan.
678
00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:24,504
Hey.
679
00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,506
Uh, you remember a guy
that might've
680
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:27,548
accidentally taken these?
681
00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:29,842
I remember drunk assholes.
682
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,803
There was more than one asshole?
683
00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,681
He and his girlfriend were
in here all night.
684
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:36,766
His girlfriend?
685
00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:38,518
Said they wanted maple bars.
686
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:41,062
I didn't have maple bars,
so they went crazy.
687
00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:44,065
I wasn't gonna fight some drunk
over some doughnuts, you know?
688
00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:46,401
- Right, yeah.
- Then they come back.
689
00:33:46,609 --> 00:33:47,527
Said he felt bad.
690
00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:49,654
Gives me $2 while
Little Miss Shit-Faced
691
00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,865
says she has to pee, only she
goes in the wrong door.
692
00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:55,493
So I tell him, "Your
girlfriend's in the back."
693
00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:56,911
Next thing I hear,
694
00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:58,621
they're screaming like animals,
695
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:00,873
and he's running out
the door with her hair.
696
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,169
What happened to the girl?
697
00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,181
Jesus.
698
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:26,733
Hey.
699
00:34:27,984 --> 00:34:30,236
- Are you okay?
- Ow.
700
00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:32,238
Shit.
701
00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,744
Fuckin' Brad.
702
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,955
Those extensions cost me $300.
703
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:47,670
Cami's not gonna take him back.
He's gone.
704
00:34:48,129 --> 00:34:49,380
You don't know that.
705
00:34:49,589 --> 00:34:52,633
You're fooling yourself.
You can't save everybody.
706
00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:54,302
I'm not trying
to save everybody;
707
00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:55,803
I'm trying to help my friend.
708
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,764
This is the way
the world is, Lip.
709
00:34:57,972 --> 00:34:59,432
- You live long enough...
- You need to walk away.
710
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,893
- All right?
- His sobriety is not yours.
711
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:04,395
This codependent shit's
gonna drag you down, too.
712
00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:06,439
What, like I'm not already down?
713
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:09,484
Like my life isn't a complete
fucking waste?
714
00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:11,778
Look, if Brad can't make it,
715
00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,613
how am I supposed to, huh?
716
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,158
You think you're so smart,
you old drunk prick?
717
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:20,495
How the fuck am I supposed
to make it if Brad can't?!
718
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:37,970
Leave.
719
00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:43,142
You got no faith?
720
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:44,936
That's on you.
721
00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:47,563
But I'm doing this.
722
00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:13,339
Listen, um...
723
00:36:13,923 --> 00:36:15,883
...you have any idea
where Brad is?
724
00:36:43,494 --> 00:36:44,287
Hi.
725
00:36:46,956 --> 00:36:47,707
Got a minute?
726
00:36:48,124 --> 00:36:49,083
Not really.
727
00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:51,794
We're short-handed today.
Sue's out.
728
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:55,339
Ian... I don't want us
to fight anymore.
729
00:36:55,756 --> 00:36:56,841
Who's fighting?
730
00:36:58,926 --> 00:36:59,969
You do know that
I didn't realize
731
00:37:00,178 --> 00:37:01,721
it was your shelter, right?
732
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,181
What difference does that make?
733
00:37:03,681 --> 00:37:05,725
I just want to put it behind us.
734
00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:07,685
Do what you gotta do.
735
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:10,771
Hey. We're family.
736
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:12,899
Come on, there's nothing
more important than that.
737
00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:15,610
There is to you.
738
00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:17,445
What's that supposed to mean?
739
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:18,654
Money.
740
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:21,532
That is so unfair.
741
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,869
If I had known that it was you
trying to buy it,
742
00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,913
I would've come to you first
to talk about it.
743
00:37:27,121 --> 00:37:28,623
Still would've made
the same mistake.
744
00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:30,082
So what?
745
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:32,084
- I didn't make a mistake.
- Right.
746
00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:35,421
Because what's good for Fiona
can't be a mistake.
747
00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:36,714
You're wrong.
748
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,383
Bunch of kids with nothing
just needed a place to sleep.
749
00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:41,260
But you getting rich
is more important than that.
750
00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:42,470
- Getting rich?
- Yeah.
751
00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:43,930
I'm barely scraping by!
752
00:37:44,138 --> 00:37:47,308
I've been cleaning a dead body
out of an apartment all day!
753
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,186
Your moral compass is seriously
fucked up.
754
00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,687
Moral compass?
755
00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:54,315
I've been working my ass off
trying to make a life for myself
756
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:55,858
and you turn on me?
757
00:37:56,359 --> 00:37:58,819
For what?
A bunch of strangers?
758
00:37:59,028 --> 00:38:01,113
Why should I sacrifice
everything I worked for
759
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,698
just so they can move
into that building?
760
00:38:02,907 --> 00:38:04,283
Because they're helpless,
and you're not!
761
00:38:04,742 --> 00:38:05,701
That's bullshit.
762
00:38:05,910 --> 00:38:08,079
They have just as much
of a chance as I ever had.
763
00:38:08,287 --> 00:38:09,747
The fuck... I'm not gonna
apologize to you
764
00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,916
or anybody else for trying
to better myself.
765
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,960
Better all of us.
766
00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:19,215
I don't know who
you are anymore.
767
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,893
You should really shave,
you know that?
768
00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:34,730
Dinner...
769
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:36,649
is served.
770
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:43,990
Nice cock.
771
00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:45,241
It'll look even better
in your mouth.
772
00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:46,200
Mm.
773
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:48,619
It's no clitoris.
774
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:53,624
And it's big in a way that's
hard for me to accept.
775
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,918
I appreciate the Yelp review.
776
00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:57,211
Now could you get started?
777
00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,182
I don't even have a hard-on.
778
00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,560
- Bullshit.
- Dude, I swear.
779
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:13,894
That's impossible.
780
00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:15,229
No, I got nothin'.
781
00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:17,356
No way.
It... look at me.
782
00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:19,442
Look at both of us.
We're like Greek gods.
783
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:20,484
Let me see.
784
00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:28,909
Dude, are you even gay?
785
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:34,123
No. Apparently not.
786
00:40:02,735 --> 00:40:03,611
Hi.
787
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:05,988
Hey.
788
00:40:06,364 --> 00:40:08,699
We'll have this place cleaned
out in a few hours.
789
00:40:09,867 --> 00:40:11,369
Great. Thanks.
790
00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:14,038
I don't suppose there's
a cleaning deposit on it?
791
00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:16,290
Uh, no. Sorry.
792
00:40:18,334 --> 00:40:19,668
Oh, there were, um...
793
00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:21,879
I put a few of her photos
794
00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:24,048
right on top of that little
table right there.
795
00:40:24,715 --> 00:40:25,758
Oh, I didn't see 'em.
796
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,804
You know, we just don't have
room for all of this junk.
797
00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:31,430
Yeah. Of course.
798
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,051
It's closed. Let's go.
799
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,888
I'm gonna take a walk
around the block.
800
00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:15,182
You know this guy isn't
worth it, right?
801
00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:17,268
Just take a minute.
802
00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:46,839
Hey.
803
00:41:49,383 --> 00:41:50,468
Brad!
804
00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:54,138
Come on.
805
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:56,765
Hey.
806
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:01,479
No.
807
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:03,314
I g... I gotta...
808
00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,983
I-I wrecked her hair.
809
00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:07,818
I'm waitin' for Wynona.
810
00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:10,196
Yeah, all right, let's just wait
in the car, okay?
811
00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:11,614
Come here.
812
00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:14,700
Wh-what the fuck are you doing?
813
00:42:15,451 --> 00:42:17,119
- I'm taking you home.
- No.
814
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,913
- No, I...
- Easy.
815
00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:20,623
Easy, easy, easy.
Easy. Come on.
816
00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:23,083
Just get... all right?
817
00:42:23,751 --> 00:42:24,752
Get in the car, all right?
818
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,170
No. No!
819
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:27,838
I-I said leave me alone!
820
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,465
Asshole.
821
00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:32,051
Look, I'm not leaving you,
all right?
822
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:33,344
I'm taking you...
823
00:42:33,552 --> 00:42:35,137
Ffff...
824
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:36,597
fuck.
825
00:42:45,231 --> 00:42:46,857
Aah!
826
00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:47,858
Argh!
827
00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:04,375
That's the one that
eats human flesh?
828
00:43:08,837 --> 00:43:10,214
Come on, is that necessary?
829
00:43:10,464 --> 00:43:12,841
I've been bit by big and small.
830
00:43:13,509 --> 00:43:14,468
Hurts every time.
831
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:45,791
I tried, okay?
832
00:43:47,209 --> 00:43:48,961
But I'm not even part gay.
833
00:43:49,295 --> 00:43:51,088
I'm just a boring hetero dude.
834
00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:53,757
So go ahead, you and Svet can
have your spas-gasms.
835
00:43:53,966 --> 00:43:55,634
I'll just be here on the couch,
jerking off.
836
00:43:56,385 --> 00:43:57,845
Well, it was brave
of you to try.
837
00:43:59,013 --> 00:44:01,265
The truth is, I just wanted
to make you jealous.
838
00:44:02,099 --> 00:44:03,225
Like I am.
839
00:44:05,978 --> 00:44:07,813
You don't have to be
jealous, babe.
840
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,399
I think Fiona helped me realize
841
00:44:10,608 --> 00:44:12,234
what her real power is over me.
842
00:44:12,443 --> 00:44:13,360
It's not the vagina.
843
00:44:15,070 --> 00:44:17,114
What could be more powerful
than a vagina?
844
00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:18,699
It's her bitchiness.
845
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,909
It's not women.
It's being dominated.
846
00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:23,829
Well, great.
847
00:44:25,289 --> 00:44:26,749
Maybe I could do that for you.
848
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:27,875
You?
849
00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:28,751
Sure.
850
00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:31,795
Why not?
851
00:44:32,421 --> 00:44:33,631
What could I do?
Just tell me.
852
00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:35,507
Give me some ideas.
853
00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,718
I'll try anything you ask.
I'm yours to command.
854
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:40,929
Just tell me...
how to dominate you.
855
00:44:41,472 --> 00:44:43,390
I think you're missing
the point, babe.
856
00:44:45,017 --> 00:44:45,976
All right, I'll go.
857
00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:47,811
I'll be right back
858
00:44:48,354 --> 00:44:50,189
and boss you around, okay?
859
00:45:02,576 --> 00:45:04,203
Who let me be a father?
860
00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:08,332
That kid is so screwed having me
as an old man.
861
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:12,961
Everyone's old man
is an asshole.
862
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,215
You're not special.
863
00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:19,927
Tell me I didn't fuck Yoli.
864
00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:25,641
I can't go back.
865
00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:27,351
I can't face Cami.
866
00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:30,688
They're better off without me.
867
00:45:33,357 --> 00:45:34,233
Drink your coffee.
868
00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:37,277
I just don't have it, man.
869
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:40,531
I don't have the strength.
870
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:44,201
Let me go. Just...
871
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,161
...let me go.
872
00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:53,794
Look at me.
873
00:45:56,213 --> 00:45:57,715
You think you're such a fuckup?
874
00:45:57,923 --> 00:45:58,841
You got everything, man.
875
00:45:59,049 --> 00:46:01,385
Everything that matters,
you've got.
876
00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:03,095
You think that was an accident?
877
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:05,264
You built that family.
878
00:46:05,472 --> 00:46:07,850
Right? You built that business.
879
00:46:08,058 --> 00:46:10,477
Hard work.
Recovery every day.
880
00:46:10,686 --> 00:46:13,480
You have a life.
You have people that love you.
881
00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:15,190
'Cause you deserve it.
882
00:46:18,861 --> 00:46:21,530
So shut the hell up,
you whiny bitch.
883
00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:22,990
Drink your coffee.
884
00:46:27,453 --> 00:46:28,912
And then you're
gonna start over.
885
00:46:38,797 --> 00:46:41,049
I hurt my hand on your
fuckin' ribs.
886
00:46:41,258 --> 00:46:43,802
Yeah. I think you might've
broke one, too.
887
00:46:44,011 --> 00:46:46,180
Good, asshole.
I owe you.
888
00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:48,682
Hey. Hey, turn that up.
889
00:46:49,099 --> 00:46:50,350
And the search
890
00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:53,061
for the most hated man
in Chicago continues,
891
00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:55,439
as the fate of the Michael
Jordan statue's arm
892
00:46:56,148 --> 00:46:57,566
remains a mystery.
893
00:46:57,775 --> 00:47:00,861
Somebody cut off the arm
of the Michael Jordan statue?
894
00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:04,531
What kind of asshole would
do something like that?
895
00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:09,912
No.
896
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,165
No way.
897
00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,918
It's just 'cause I...
I love him so much, man.
898
00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,171
What did I do with it?
899
00:47:19,379 --> 00:47:20,214
Because, you know...
900
00:47:21,465 --> 00:47:24,176
I-I'll be burned at the stake
if people find out.
901
00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:25,636
It's taken care of.
902
00:47:48,575 --> 00:47:49,827
Lady?
903
00:47:51,328 --> 00:47:52,204
What?
904
00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,250
- Do you have any kids?
- No.
905
00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:57,960
You didn't want any?
906
00:48:00,504 --> 00:48:01,588
I can't.
907
00:48:04,132 --> 00:48:05,133
Sorry.
908
00:48:05,342 --> 00:48:06,218
Go to hell.
909
00:48:07,386 --> 00:48:09,221
There's a gay guy, a black dude,
910
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:11,557
and a terrorist with a baby
here to bail you out.
911
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,351
Let your baby live!
912
00:48:17,354 --> 00:48:18,647
- Hi, Franny!
- There's your mommy.
913
00:48:18,856 --> 00:48:19,731
Thank you.
914
00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:25,404
There you go.
915
00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,738
You're the best, Frank.
916
00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:29,741
And congratulations
on Employee of the Month.
917
00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:32,077
Can't imagine why
it took so long.
918
00:48:33,871 --> 00:48:35,372
Frank Gallagher?
919
00:48:35,581 --> 00:48:36,540
Chuck Hartley.
920
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:37,541
From corporate.
921
00:48:37,749 --> 00:48:38,458
Oh!
922
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,377
A pleasure to meet
one of the elite.
923
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:42,754
Can we talk for a minute
in Mr. Singh's office?
924
00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:44,339
Sure.
925
00:48:44,548 --> 00:48:45,465
Go to the loading dock.
926
00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:47,718
Go to the loading dock, please.
927
00:48:50,137 --> 00:48:51,680
Adeeb's not joining us?
928
00:48:51,889 --> 00:48:54,349
I'm-I'm sorry to say no.
929
00:48:54,558 --> 00:48:57,561
Um...
930
00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:00,397
Mr. Singh was
let go yesterday.
931
00:49:02,733 --> 00:49:05,402
Chuck, if I may,
this is not easy for me.
932
00:49:05,611 --> 00:49:08,989
Adeeb was a dear friend
as well as a colleague.
933
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,490
He took a chance on me.
934
00:49:10,699 --> 00:49:12,784
In a way, he gave me a new life.
935
00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,036
He was first-rate, all right.
936
00:49:14,286 --> 00:49:16,663
So you can understand that...
937
00:49:17,456 --> 00:49:19,207
...though I am flattered...
938
00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:22,252
...and yes, ready to step
into his place,
939
00:49:22,461 --> 00:49:24,254
I do it with a heavy heart.
940
00:49:24,838 --> 00:49:28,008
I'd thought it would be
a while before I replaced him.
941
00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:29,927
Oh.
942
00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,386
Frank...
943
00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:33,347
you have the wrong idea.
944
00:49:34,473 --> 00:49:36,016
Oh.
945
00:49:36,224 --> 00:49:37,142
Is that so?
946
00:49:37,351 --> 00:49:39,728
Well, if this is a, uh...
947
00:49:39,937 --> 00:49:42,064
a move to corporate...
948
00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:44,483
I'm here to let you go, too.
949
00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:45,776
What?
950
00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:50,530
Today is your last day.
951
00:49:50,739 --> 00:49:52,282
I-I don't understand.
952
00:49:52,491 --> 00:49:54,826
I'm Employee of the Month.
What did I do wrong?
953
00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:57,245
Oh, my gosh. Nothing.
954
00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,957
Nothing at all.
955
00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:02,417
You were the model employee.
956
00:50:04,628 --> 00:50:07,923
Corporate is shutting down
the store.
957
00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:11,301
Half the stores
in the country, actually.
958
00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:14,888
See, the Internet gutted us,
959
00:50:15,097 --> 00:50:18,141
like a... an alien popping out
of our stomachs
960
00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:20,519
and eating our brains.
961
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,899
I'm working my way
across the country
962
00:50:26,108 --> 00:50:27,567
like the Angel of Death.
963
00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:32,656
And once I finish
burying Spokane,
964
00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,866
there'll only be one man
left to fire.
965
00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,243
Who's that?
966
00:50:37,369 --> 00:50:38,578
Myself.
967
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,921
I wish you luck, my friend.
968
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,549
Thank you, Chuck.
969
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:53,593
But men like us...
we land on our feet.
970
00:50:53,802 --> 00:50:56,638
We're diligent,
dependable, honest.
971
00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:59,725
We got gumption, can-do spirit.
972
00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:01,727
Temporary setback at best.
973
00:51:03,395 --> 00:51:04,271
Right.
974
00:51:16,616 --> 00:51:19,036
Dang it!
Ah, we're running out of time!
975
00:51:19,578 --> 00:51:20,662
I got this.
976
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:23,415
I'll get the pill.
977
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:25,584
Allah 'akbar!
978
00:51:27,794 --> 00:51:28,462
Seriously?!
979
00:51:28,670 --> 00:51:31,256
Allah 'akbar!
980
00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:33,508
Allah!
981
00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:36,428
Come on, let's go!
982
00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:39,723
Can I have the morning after
pill, please?
983
00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:12,923
What do you think?
984
00:52:16,927 --> 00:52:17,886
What do you think?
985
00:52:18,095 --> 00:52:19,346
Oh!
986
00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:21,348
Not a chance, pal.
987
00:53:11,356 --> 00:53:13,942
Ladies and gentlemen, do you
believe in miracles?
988
00:53:14,151 --> 00:53:16,278
Because the city of Chicago
woke to find
989
00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:18,572
the lost dunking arm
of Michael Jordan
990
00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:20,115
has reappeared,
991
00:53:20,365 --> 00:53:22,200
now planted at Ping Tom Park...
992
00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:24,703
or as the citizens of Chicago
are demanding,
993
00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,872
"His Airness Memorial Park."
994
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,708
MJ's arm reaches majestically
995
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,210
and eternally to the heavens.
996
00:53:32,419 --> 00:53:34,045
What could be more fitting?
997
00:53:34,421 --> 00:53:35,881
John, back to you.
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