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[ SIGHS ]

I HAD THE BEST TIME.

NO, I DID.

BABY, YOU WERE SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR.

YOU KNOW I LOVE MAZE.

OH, AND THE DANCING.

MMM!

[ LAUGHING ]

RIGHT.

I'M REALLY HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME WITH YOU, WILL.

OH, ARE YOU REALLY?

I AM. HUH.

THANKS FOR NOT BEING UPSET WITH ME.

LOOK, I CAN'T BE UPSET WITH THE GUY.

I MEAN, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

I KNOW WHY HE WANTED TO KISS YOU.

DO YOU WANT TO KISS ME?

YES.

YOU LIKE THAT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

MM‐HMM.

I STILL GOT IT.

JUST LIKE MAZE.

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, THEY STILL GOT IT.

YES, THEY DO.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH! [ CHUCKLES ]

THANK YOU.

OH. MM‐MM. MM.

HOO. FIREWORKS. [ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

MM!

OH, WILL...

HMM?

YOU'RE SO...

SWEET.

TO ME.

I KNOW.

WANNA HANG OUT FOR A WHILE?

NO. UH, I HAVE TO GO.

OH ‐‐

[ SIGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

THAT STEP RIGHT THERE IS A FLIP.

I MEAN, A‐A TRIP.

'SUP?

'SUP? HOW YOU DOING?

GOOD.

CLOTHES FITTING LOOSER NOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ] THANKS.

SO WHERE DID Y'ALL GO? TO THE CIRCUS?

YOU KNOW, TO WATCH ALL OF THE FLIP.

ACTUALLY, WE WENT TO A CONCERT.

REALLY? WHO WAS PLAYING?

MAZE.

BE CAREFUL GOING THROUGH THOSE.

YOU MIGHT FLIP.

I MEAN, TRIP.

[ SIGHS ] LET'S ‐‐ LET'S GO. I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

WATCH THAT LAST STEP.

IT'S A FLIP. [ CHUCKLES ]

TRIP.

SO HOW WAS THE CONCERT?

IT WAS GOOD.

MM‐HMM.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?

I DID. WILL IS SUCH A GREAT GUY.

REALLY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, UNCLE FLOYD?

Hattie Mae: GETTIN' ON MY DAMN NERVE.

NO ONE CALLED YOU, BEELZEBUB.

SO, BABY, HOW YOUR DATE WAS?

IT WAS GOOD? IT WAS GOOD.

YEAH, YOU THINKING ABOUT PHILIP ANY?

NO, I DIDN'T.

YOU TELLIN' A DAMN LIE. [ LAUGHS ]

AH! I'M NOT.

YOU MY CHILD. YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU.

IF YOU KNEW ME, YOU'D KNOW I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT PHILIP

WHILE I WAS OUT WITH MY MAN.

AND SHE REALLY BELIEVE THAT.

COME ON, GET UP. LET'S GO IN THE KITCHEN.

FOR WHAT?

UH...IT'S TIME TO EAT.

I GOT A SNACK FOR YOU.

SOMETHING TO MUNCH ON.

YOU ABOUT TO FLIP THE FLIP OUT.

FLIP.

PHILIP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

'BOUT TO MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR MAN.

ARE YOU SAYING "MAN"?

UH, NO, I SAID "MAIN."

YOUR MOTHER AND, UH, FLOYD INVITED ME TO PLAY CARDS.

IS THAT OKAY?

I GUESS.

HEY, MAMA.

HEY, BABY.

HI, LINDA.

SAM. DREW.

[ Deep voice ] WHAT UP, MY SOON‐TO‐BE MAMA?

YOU, UH, WANNA GET IN ON THIS POKER GAME?

THESE CHIPS ARE HOT LIKE THIS TABLE.

AND THE MEN ARE HOT AT THIS TABLE.

NO, I‐I'M GOOD.

UH, EXCUSE ME, DUDE.

UM, WHEN DID YOU BECOME A MALE BOOKIE?

HE HAS A SECRET LIFE.

LINDA, YOU WANNA JOIN US?

NO, THANKS. I CAN'T.

MAMA.

MAMA! AAH!

DON'T BE TOUCHIN' ON ME LIKE THAT.

[ Clenched teeth ] LET ME HOLLA AT YOU FOR A MINUTE.

I CAN'T. I'M HELPING DANNY.

LET ME HOLLA AT YOU.

OOH.

[ Deep voice ] MAMA!

[ Deep voice ] LINDA!

[ Normal voice ] WHAT?

WHY IS THAT MAN HERE?

HE ALREADY TOLD YOU.

HE WANTED TO COME OVER AND PLAY SOME CARDS.

HE AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO PLAY CARDS BEFORE.

I DIDN'T DO IT. FLOYD INVITED HIM OVER HERE.

AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE

THE SAME NIGHT I'M OUT WITH WILL.

MY HEAD WAS ITCHIN'.

I THOUGHT I COULD GET ME A LITTLE MED.

MAMA, I'M SERIOUS.

ME, TOO.

I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE.

WHY? BECAUSE.

BECAUSE WHY? I HAVE A MAN.

WELL, WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

YOU KNOW HE LIKES ME.

BUT YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.

NO, I DON'T.

SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH HIM BEING HERE?

I WANT HIM GONE.

I'M CONFUSED.

I KNOW THAT.

DON'T GET SMART HERE.

YOU WANT TO TRY TO GET SMART?

SAY ONE MORE THING HERE.

IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO TURN YOUR MAN WITH NO ESOPHAGUS.

MAMA, I DON'T WANT HIM HERE.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY.

THAT MADE ME FEEL SO BAD.

THANK YOU.

NO, ABOUT THE MEMO.

WHAT MEMO?

YOU KNOW, THE MEMO THAT SAID, "THIS MY DAMN HOUSE.

DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT."

FINE. HE CAN STAY.

OH, I KNOW THAT.

HE'S NOT BOTHERING ME.

I ALREADY KNOW THAT'S A LIE, TOO.

I'M GOING TO BED.

GOOD NIGHT.

ON MY DAMN NERVE.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY HOUSE.

DIDN'T PUT NO QUARTER TOWARDS NOTHING.

WHO PLAY IS IT?

IT'S MINE.

THEN PLAY!

THEY WERE WAITING ON YOU, HATTIE.

WHAT THEM CARDS GOT TO DO WITH ME

WHEN I'M IN THAT DAMN ROOM WITH SOME THINGS GOING ON IN THERE?

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT THE CARDS DOWN ON THE TABLE.

HATTIE. HATTIE. HATTIE! EACH ONE OF THEM GOT A HAND.

HATTIE. HATTIE.

I HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT GIRL IN THERE.

IS SHE UPSET?

MAYBE I SHOULD LEAVE.

NO, NO, YOU SHOULDN'T GO.

WHY NOT?

'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY.

SAM, YOU'RE CHEATING.

NO, I'M NOT.

YES, YOU ARE! I CAN SEE YOU'RE HIDING THE CARD UNDER YOUR...

UGH.

NO! UGH.

I‐I QUIT.

HEY, MAMA.

HEY, BABY. JUST GETTING SOME WATER.

I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. I'LL BRING IT TO YOU.

NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. NO, NO. I GOT IT.

FULL HOUSE!

THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

FLOYD. WHAT?

WATCH THIS HERE.

WHAT?

UH, LINDA, BABY?

YES.

YOU GOT YOUR WATER?

YES.

OKAY, THEN GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

NIGHT, NIGHT.

WHAT IS SHE DOING?

TRYING TO BE SEEN.

NOT DOING THAT WATER COMMERCIAL.

AND ALL OF THAT. FULL HOUSE.

OH, LINDA, YOU FORGET SOMETHING?

I JUST NEEDED SOME ICE.

FOR MY WATER.

YOU DO REALIZE THAT'S A WATER BOTTLE RIGHT?

LINDA.

IT SURE MUST BE HOT UP THEM STAIRS, HUH?

DON'T PLAY WITH ME, MAMA.

FINE.

I'VE DECIDED TO SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM.

GO IN THERE AND TALK TO HER.

NO.

NOPE. SHE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.

SHE KEEP COMING IN THE KITCHEN.

HER ASS AIN'T THIRSTY FOR WATER.

SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

LOOK, I KNOW LONELY WOMEN.

WE COME IN AND OUT OF A ROOM FOR WATER, ICE,

A SPATULA, WHATEVER.

ANYTHING IF THERE'S A HOT, SEXY, CHOCOLATE GLADIATOR AROUND.

BRO, GO ON IN THERE AND TALK TO HER.

NO.

MAN, GET UP AND GO TALK TO MY MAMA!

OKAY.

DAMN.

WOW. YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D BY LITTLE OLD DANNY.

[ LAUGHS ]

LITTLE OL' BITTY DANNY.

HI.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

THEY HAD TOLD ME TO COME IN HERE AND SAY HI.

[ TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ]

OKAY. HI.

HI.

I'M WATCHIN' TV.

OKAY. I'M SORRY. OKAY, BYE.

WHAT?

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE WAS WATCHING TV.

SO WHY YOU IN HERE?

BECAUSE SHH WAS BUSY.

BUSY WAITING ON YOU.

NO, SHE WASN'T.

DAMN, MAN!

DO I HAVE TO DRAW A PICTURE FOR YOUR DUMB ASS?

OKAY, THIS IS WHAT US DESPERATE CHICKS DO.

WE WAIT.

WE WAIT IT OUT UNTIL THAT MAN COME ALONG.

YOU FEEL ME?

I'M‐A BE YOUR SOLDIER.

I'M POSTED. I'M POSTED.

I'M NOT LEAVING MY POST.

[ Voice breaks ] THIS MY POST RIGHT HERE.

DREW!

WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH HER?

EVERYTHING.

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.

SHUT THE HELL UP, SAM.

JUST GO TALK TO HER.

I'M SURE SHE'S WAITING TO HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING.

GO ON IN THERE.

THAT TIME SHE COME IN HERE,

SHE SAID SHE WAS FITTIN' TO GO TO BED.

OKAY, WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

LAST TIME I CHECK, HER BED WASN'T IN THE LIVING ROOM.

SHE WAITIN' ON YOU TO COME TALK TO HER.

NOW GET YOUR MONKEY ASS ON IN THERE.

NO. NO.

GET IN THERE!

YEAH, YEAH!

OKAY.

DAMN!

[ Whispers ] COME ON.

Floyd: OH! COME ON!

LOOKING LIKE A TURTLE WITHOUT A SHELL.

[ CHUCKLES ] SO...

WHAT'RE YOU WATCHING?

WHAT KIND OF DUMB‐ASS QUESTION IS THAT?

I GOT THIS, MISS HATTIE.

SO WHAT'RE YOU WATCHING?

YOU JUST ASKED THAT DUMB‐ASS QUESTION.

TALK TO HER. RAP TO HER.

SPIT THAT GAME ON HER.

LET HER KNOW WHAT'S UP.

AND IF THAT DON'T WORK,

TAKE A CLUB AND HIT HER OVER THE HEAD

LIKE THEY USED TO DO TO HATTIE BACK IN THE DAY.

I GOT YOUR CLUB, FLOYD.

Sam: TRUST ME, FLOYD.

SHE HAS A CLUB.

SAM, COULD YOU GET YOUR CLUB OFF MY BACK RIGHT NOW?

SORRY.

I GOT THIS.

[ Clenched teeth ] WELL, GET IN THERE!

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

SAY SOMETHING, MAN! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

WOW! DANNY'S HANDING UP ON YOU AGAIN!

[ Deep voice ] YEAH, I GOT THIS, UNCLE FLOYD.

[ Voice breaks ] YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT IS TIMES LIKE THIS THAT YOU MAKE ME MOST PROUD.

[ Normal voice ] OH, YEAH?

NOT REALLY. MNH‐MNH. HELL, NO.

SO HOW ARE YOU? YOU OKAY?

WHAT THE HELL IS HE? A DOCTOR?

A DUMB‐OCOLOGIST.

[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]

Y'ALL KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU, RIGHT?

All: YEAH!

All: NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!

HMM. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

NO, REALLY, YOU ‐‐ YOU OKAY?

I'M GOOD.

ME, TOO.

OKAY. NOW THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT, CAN WE MOVE ON?!

UH, MY KIDS ARE GOOD.

AW! NAH, YOU DON'T MENTION YOUR KIDS!

YOU'LL NEVER GET SOME!

LINDA, LOOK, UH...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

FOR WHAT?

THE OTHER NIGHT.

OH. YEAH.

YOU WERE REALLY... WRONG FOR THAT.

YEAH, I KNOW.

I HAVE A MAN.

I KNOW THAT, TOO.

WHAT'S YOUR MAN GOT TO DO WITH IT?

YOU WERE JUST...

KISSING ALL OVER ME.

YEAH.

LINDA, COME BACK.

DON'T LOSE COOL POINTS.

YEAH, I WAS...

BAD, WASN'T I? I JUST...BAD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHY YOU SMILING?

UH, I...

SOMETHING I WAS FEELIN' ON THE INSIDE.

WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

DO WHAT? KISS ME.

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT?

I SAID, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME. AND THAT...

MMM. THAT OUTFIT YOU HAD ON.

THEY WERE MY OLD CLOTHES.

[ CHUCKLES ] I MEAN, YOU ‐‐

YOU WERE WEARING THAT OUTFIT.

YEAH? YEAH.

THAT OLD THING?

THEY TALKING ABOUT YOU NOW, HATTIE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU ‐‐ YOU MAKE OLD CLOTHES REALLY LOOK GOOD.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU THINK SO?

YEAH. YEAH.

AND THAT ‐‐ THAT PERFUME YOU HAD ON,

WHAT IS THAT CALLED?

WASHING YOUR ASS?

IT WAS MY NATURAL ESSENCES.

NATURAL ESSENCES, HUH?

NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL, BUT YOU SMELL GOOD.

YOU SMELL LIKE THAT ALL OF THE TIME?

YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY. I...[ SIGHS ]

I MEAN, I...

SOMEHOW I JUST GOT ‐‐ I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

WELL, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

WELL, UH...

I WAS...

I WAS HERE.

YEAH.

AND THEN I CAME TO HERE.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE THIS.

AND THEN I DID THIS.

AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "I'M SORRY, BUT WE WILL NEVER, EVER,

EVER, EVER, EVER ‐‐ "

OOH! OH!

DREW! TOO CLOSE.

I JUST WANTED TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT.

Sam: WE'RE SORRY. THOUGHT WE HAD HER.

Drew: I JUST WANTED ONE LOOK AT IT.

Floyd: I KNOW. YOU'RE TOP‐HEAVY, THOUGH. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

YEP. YEP, MM‐HMM.

YEAH. THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S...

THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.

LINDA.

I‐I HAVE A MAN.

I KNOW, BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO PUT MY BID IN.

WHAT?

LIKE I'M A PIECE OF MEAT OR SOMETHING?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

WHAT DID YOU MEAN?

[ SIGHS ] I JUST MEANT I WANT A CHANCE, TOO.

PHILIP...

LISTEN. LISTEN. OKAY, I KNOW...

LOOK, I KNOW I CAN'T AFFORD

TO TAKE YOU TO SOME FANCY RESTAURANTS,

OR MAYBE BUY YOU EXPENSIVE THINGS,

BUT...I CAN KNOW YOU.

I CAN HOLD YOU.

AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOVE

OR LOVEMAKING

'CAUSE I WANNA GIVE IT ALL TO YOU.

YOU ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ YOU GOTTA ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ YOU GOTTA GO.

I DON'T WANT TO.

YOU GOTTA GO NOW. YOU GOT TO GO NOW.

YOU GOTTA GO NOW.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M OUT.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THE DINER?

NO, PHILIP.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I HAVE A MAN.

OKAY, I RESPECT THAT.

SO I WON'T COME AROUND AS MUCH.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

[ Whispers ] BYE.

[ KISSES ]

MNH‐MNH. MMM. MMM.

All: DAMN.

MMM. MMM. MNH‐MNH.

DAMN!

Danny: OH!

OH! NO, NO! LINDA!

LINDA. WHOO‐WHOO!

HEY, BOO‐BOO. MM. [ MAN WHISTLES ]