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How's it going?

Okay. Well, good. No, I'm glad you're okay, but just, um, we, we're not going

to make it in tonight.

Well, we're going to be there tomorrow.

Okay?

No, I found a place for us.

No, my stepson was, he was kind of acting up a little bit. He's a little

bit cranky.

I'm not cranky.

He's a little bit cranky. We're driving for eight hours.

It's a long drive, sweetie. What do you expect?

Anyway, we're going to get some rest tonight. We found a little place. It's

not the best, but it'll do.

We'll get by for tonight.

But I'm really looking forward to seeing you.

Yeah, it has been a long time. We'll get caught up. We'll have some fun.

All right.

I'll see you then. I'll keep you posted.

Bye.

Look, this place isn't that bad.

All right, we're just gonna grab one night's sleep, get a little rest, okay?

Why can't we have like a nicer hotel or something?

This'll do.

We just need to grab just a little sleep, right?

There's only one bed, Mom.

Well, we're gonna have to share a bed.

We'll have to share the bed for the night.

But don't worry about it.

Just don't tell any of your friends that you had to share a bed with your

stepmom, okay?

Well, yeah, obviously I wanted to do that.

Look, can you at least, like, try to, like, have a good attitude about this?

Yeah, that's okay. She misses you. She wants to see you.

She doesn't even like me.

Are you kidding?

She was mean to me last time she came home for Christmas.

We're all going to have a good time, okay?

Okay. All right.

So are you hungry?

A little bit, but I don't want to go to sleep.

Well, let's go get something to eat first.

I just want to pass out.

All right.

Well, I'm going to go.

I'll pick something up for you.

Just in case.

Okay, thanks mom.

Try to cheer up.

I'm cheered up. This is gonna be a fun trip. I'm having fun, kind of.

Yeah, sweetie.

What are you doing?

What time is it?

I'm not sure.

You okay?

Did you get food?

Yeah, I got some Chinese food. You want some?

No.

I was asleep,

I guess.

Are you going to sleep?

Yeah.

Mom, I'm jerking off. What the heck are you doing?

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm just like... I'm really horny.

I'm sorry.

Mom, that's crazy.

I know, I know.

What if I was jerking off? You would yell at me. I'd be in big trouble.

I know. I'm like the worst mom ever, okay?

I'm sorry.

And your dad, like, he just doesn't... We haven't done much lately, so I'm...

So I'm just a little... You know.

That's crazy.

I'm sorry, okay?

It's okay. I won't tell anybody else.

Look.

Mommy needs to come, okay? So just...

What are you doing?

You know,

that's too much No, no, no. Let me see your little dad.

What?

Stop, stop, stop, stop. No, no.

Honey? That's going to, that's taken.

No, you can't touch. You can't touch me there.

No, you can't. You can't touch me there.

You can't.

Feels better than it.

You started it.

Look at that. Why wouldn't I?

Let's just pretend it was an accident.

It's okay.

This never happens again.