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Jersey. 8 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,047 Ralph Cifaretto's crew. 9 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,550 Anyway, I go over to her house one night... 10 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:17,553 ...she's dressed like a fucking cat, like from that show. 11 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,764 Eye makeup, claws, the whole bit. 12 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,892 You okay? 13 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,149 Pardon me a minute, huh? 14 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,414 Hey. Donny, right? 15 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,916 John, how you doing? 16 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:51,587 What's the matter? Not funny anymore? 17 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,965 - Bitch! You're fucking funny, huh? - John! 18 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:59,094 - What's the matter with you? Please! - Can't shut your mouth? 19 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:02,139 Funny, huh? 20 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,602 - Funny? Funny? - Whoa, whoa, John! What the fuck? 21 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:11,273 - What'd he do? - He's a cunt! A sorry sack of shit! 22 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:15,527 - Come on, let me get you out of here. - No, no. Please. 23 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:20,949 Scumbag, let me buy you a drink. 24 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,288 What the fuck? 25 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,342 - (DOOR OPENS) - John? 26 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,518 - John? - What are you doing still up? 27 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,313 Penny Serenade was on AMC. 28 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,858 John, your coat! Is that the Burberry? 29 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,818 Oh, my God, what happened? 30 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,987 Nothing. I tripped. 31 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,323 - You tripped where? - I don't know. 32 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,660 - The steps by Carmine's. - John, your hand is bleeding. 33 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:09,998 I used it to break my fall. Jesus, what is this, the Inquisition now? 34 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,168 I had a few cognacs. 35 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,837 Go to sleep. 36 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:26,223 For tax-deferred growth the annuity's fine, but if I'm hearing you right... 37 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,642 ...liquidity's the real concern? 38 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:33,063 Well, we do occasionally need ready access to our money. 39 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,233 Honestly, guys, I'd recommend a life insurance trust. 40 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,695 That, coupled with a growth-oriented reallocation of your assets. 41 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:42,864 Including an assortment of other investment vehicles. 42 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,574 What, like classic cars? 43 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,868 No. Stocks, bonds... 44 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,538 I think he's pulling your leg, Brian. 45 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:52,040 I gotta remember that one. 46 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:56,044 So great, we'll open an account, get the paperwork started and... 47 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:59,381 Brian, look, no offense. 48 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:03,218 I know we're family, but let me think about it. 49 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,262 - Run it by my accountant. - (TELEPHONE RINGING) 50 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,390 Ginsberg? He's a CPA. He's not an investment advisor. 51 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,892 Whatever, he knows about this stuff. 52 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,979 You know what? Talk to your accountant. Two heads, huh? 53 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:17,941 - Dad, it's Uncle Sil! - I gotta get that. 54 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,943 Say hello to Janelle. 55 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,612 I'll walk you out, Bri. 56 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:28,952 Hang it up, A.J! 57 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,122 - Hey. - (INDISTINCT VOICE ON PHONE) 58 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,750 What happened? 59 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,769 - Hey. - Hey, yourself. 60 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,313 What the fuck, John? 61 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,441 - I got nothing to say. - You got nothing to say? 62 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,443 That fucking kid is in intensive care. 63 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,612 I thought he worked for Ralph. 64 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,782 And Ralph works for me. So I ask you again, what the fuck? 65 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,284 Let it suffice that I know and Carmine knows... 66 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,120 ...that foppy cocksucker's holding out on us. 67 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:16,541 Fernandez Paving, Ralph's contracting company. We went over the receipts... 68 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:21,338 ...for waterproofing at the Esplanade. Ralph's more creative than Spielberg. 69 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:25,342 He's off almost four grand, third time in a row now. 70 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,637 We agreed, no looting the job site. 71 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,139 First of all, that hasn't been established. 72 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:34,559 Second of all, this is how you handle it? 73 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,647 - Consider it a message. - He's in Miami. 74 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:42,192 - They got phones down there. - He's got a bad history, Tony. 75 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,569 Cute cocksucker could wind up dead. 76 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,366 What are you saying here? 77 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,040 He's a two-faced fucking prick. 78 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,168 - I thought Ralph was your friend. - Right, that's rich. 79 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:03,505 Did you hear what my friend said about my wife? 80 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,883 He made a crack about Ginny's weight. Something about her having... 81 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,303 ...a 90-pound mole on her ass. 82 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,309 Well, that's... 83 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:19,312 That's deplorable. 84 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,398 Who told you this? 85 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,400 What's important is that it was said. 86 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,193 If he said it, I didn't hear it. 87 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:28,530 He knows better than to make a remark like that when I'm around. 88 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:32,451 She's fighting a weight problem since the kids were born. 89 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:36,955 Weight Watchers, Richard Simmons, fasting. 90 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,915 She works very fucking hard. 91 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,418 - You're telling me? - It's different for women. 92 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,880 Body image, self-esteem. 93 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:48,258 I'll tell you, though... 94 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:52,554 ...I never had a problem with Ginny's weight. 95 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,558 To me, she's beautiful. 96 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,728 Rubenesque. 97 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,482 That woman is my life. 98 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,777 To think she's being mocked... 99 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:11,364 All right, look, John... 100 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:15,785 ...I'm not gonna sit here and deny that Ralph can be a fucking asshole. 101 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,872 And that was a horrible thing to say. 102 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:24,503 But even if it was said, you can't be serious about him winding up... 103 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,756 - You know. - She's the mother of my children. 104 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,425 I know she is, John. I know she is. 105 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,929 At least hear Ralph out. 106 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,431 How long we go back, huh? 107 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,391 All of us? 108 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,269 The kid last night... 109 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,271 ...he was laughing. 110 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,023 About this? 111 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,817 I don't know. 112 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,445 All right. 113 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,113 You're right. 114 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,825 It's just been sticking in my craw. 115 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:01,164 So this kid gonna be okay? 116 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,292 I don't know. He's still unconscious. 117 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:08,630 My fucking temper. Is he married, children, anything? 118 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,340 Lives with his mother. 119 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,637 I'll send her something nice. 120 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:27,649 I'm surprised he didn't call you. Who knows? Maybe he'll be right back. 121 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,568 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 122 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,028 One sugar, right? 123 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,913 So how are things at Casa del Furio? 124 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,206 Ehh. 125 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,709 The Pakistani, the neighbor. 126 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:49,671 I want to make my garage into the guesthouse, so my parents can visit. 127 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:53,049 He says to me because of the rules I cannot do it. 128 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,218 Right, right, the zoning. 129 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,430 The man who sells me the house, he says nothing. 130 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:05,186 As far as I remember, once title has passed, you have no legal recourse. 131 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:09,983 Anyway, next week, I make a party for the housewarm. 132 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,694 What a nice idea. 133 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,238 This is my real-estate exam. 134 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,533 There's one more prep course I wanna take. 135 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,913 So next Sunday is the party. 136 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,291 We will be there. (CHUCKLES) 137 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,754 Now, here, you see? 138 00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:35,634 "Except in cases of demonstrable fraud, transfer of title is binding... 139 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:39,429 ...once the grantee registers the deed with the county clerk." 140 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:45,060 Some people say college only serves to show grad schools... 141 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,604 ...you've managed to show up four years in a row. 142 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:51,816 But volunteering at the Law Center actually allows you to make a difference. 143 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,278 Last year, with our help, over half a dozen crack babies... 144 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,656 ...were reunited with their natural mothers... 145 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,075 ...several of whom are now in recovery. 146 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:02,452 Eventually with the help of ACLU attorneys... 147 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:06,247 ...you'll be filing court papers and helping with legal research. 148 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:10,627 There's a sign-up sheet and some fliers if you're interested. Thanks. 149 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,425 That's so true what you said about college being an audition for grad school. 150 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:21,096 So much for higher learning, huh? Living in the moment. 151 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,767 Check out the Law Center. There's some really cool people there. 152 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,731 (MUTED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,943 There were 15 guys at the dinner when Ralph told that joke. 154 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,861 Could be anybody flapping their gums. 155 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,780 What I don't get is why. 156 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:42,826 - What's the upside of telling Johnny? - To get in good with New York. 157 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,619 Loose lips sink ships. 158 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,789 First Johnny knows about flipping the property by the Esplanade. 159 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,083 Now this shit. 160 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,836 How about Patsy? 161 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,964 He's had issues. Maybe he's holding a grudge. 162 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,883 - Oh, you really think he's that cagey? - Albert, then. 163 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,468 Wait a minute. 164 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:03,847 What if Vesuvio's bugged and the fucking feds told Johnny? 165 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,182 - Conspiracy theories now? - Why not? 166 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,852 Create a little dysentery among the ranks? 167 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,563 First of all, the place is swept once a week. 168 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,232 Second of all, there's a lot more interesting shit... 169 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,819 ...being talked about in there besides Ginny Sack's fat ass. 170 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,740 Sil, the liquor inspector's here. 171 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,714 What do you think? 172 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,841 It's not possible, right? 173 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,927 Silvio talking to Johnny? 174 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,389 You never know, T. 175 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,524 Jason's always been a well-adjusted young man. 176 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,401 So why now, Elliot? 177 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:03,114 Three years at Bard and suddenly now as a senior this epic drift. 178 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,617 No focus, no drive. 179 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:10,622 He's actually talked about dropping out and joining the Forestry Service. 180 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,458 Well, some people thrive on solitude. 181 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,589 Senior year. There's something about the light... 182 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,550 ...at the end of that tunnel that can be very frightening. 183 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,887 Saskia's a senior. Is she going through any of this? 184 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:30,058 Sask has always been highly motivated, kineahora. 185 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,268 Where's Richard in all this anyway? 186 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,940 Jason barely speaks to him anymore. 187 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,318 - Since when? - Right after the rape. 188 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,614 Jason may be feeling guilty himself, Jen. 189 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,617 He's powerless to avenge you... 190 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:51,913 ...and resents his father for the same shortcomings. 191 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:58,127 - Oh! - Hey, George Hamilton. (CHUCKLES) 192 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,755 How's the back? 193 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,591 The masseuse down there, the Del Rey? 194 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,427 Magic fucking fingers. 195 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,097 - Tony call? - On his way. 196 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:14,310 - He know you broke up with his sister? - No, no. Not unless she told him. 197 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,938 - You know what that bitch was into? - What? 198 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:22,277 She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimping me out. 199 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,488 I told her, "Get the fuck out of here!" 200 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,324 - What the fuck? - Whole family's nuts. 201 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,534 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 202 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,161 - Hi. - Hey, Ton. 203 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,831 Hey! 204 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,625 - How are you? - Hey, Ton. 205 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,627 How you doing? 206 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:45,341 Fellas, take this shit to my house. Open some windows, air the place out. 207 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,639 For you. Florida's finest. 208 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,517 Thanks. 209 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,645 How's Donny K? 210 00:14:57,813 --> 00:15:00,398 I was just asking them about that. 211 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,985 I gotta get over there, get the full report. 212 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:07,196 Any idea who's writing the family gossip column? 213 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:12,493 Funny thing about that, Ton, I don't remember saying anything about Ginny. 214 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,163 Come on, Ralph. I was sitting right there. 215 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:19,584 Then maybe I said something. I forget. There was a lot of wine that night. 216 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,836 What about the land deal? Frelinghuysen? 217 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,506 You forget and tell him that you, me and Zellman made all that money? 218 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,842 Did I tell him about it? No. 219 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,011 But I sure as shit ended up paying for it. 220 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,264 When you think about it, Johnny's got some balls. 221 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,101 Big house, lining his pocket with our hard-earned cash? 222 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,896 Who's he think's keeping that fat bitch in Devil Dogs? 223 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,732 Whatever he is, he's also Carmine's underboss... 224 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,901 ...so you're gonna fucking placate him. 225 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,529 Oh, what, apologize? 226 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,865 No, you do that it'll be worse. 227 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:56,579 Whoever told him this, it's your word against theirs. 228 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,624 You're highly fucking outraged. 229 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,253 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 230 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,716 - Hello? - Hello, sweetie. It's your secret admirer. 231 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,636 - Is he there? - Oh, hi, Ralph. One sec. 232 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,056 John, Ralph Cifaretto! 233 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,854 - I'll take it in there. - Okay, honey. 234 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,067 - Yeah? - John, it's me. 235 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,485 And? 236 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,238 And I'm calling to tell you how appalled I am. 237 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,573 I just got back. I talked to Tony. 238 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,243 I love Ginny. I would never say anything like that. 239 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,412 - That's not what I heard. - From who? 240 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,163 From who, John? 241 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,749 I don't betray confidences. Are you denying it? 242 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,252 Fuck yes, I'm denying I said it. 243 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,092 I don't believe you. 244 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:54,929 Just tell me who said this. I'll put a bullet in their fucking eye. 245 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,931 You're a real weasel, you know that? 246 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,271 John, please. 247 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:07,900 Look, last year, when Tony and I had our thing, that misunderstanding... 248 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,362 ...you were the voice of reason. 249 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,990 You were the one that told me to apologize. 250 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,324 So you're apologizing? 251 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,618 No. 252 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,120 If that's what it takes. 253 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,706 Why would you? I thought you didn't say it. 254 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,042 - I didn't say it. - You know something, Ralph? 255 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,003 Not only are you a thief, you're a lying, fucking prick. 256 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,965 I should've let Tony chop your head off a year ago. 257 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:42,935 What did I say? No apology! 258 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,524 I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph Cifaretto. 259 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,152 What, are you fucking kidding me? 260 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,737 He violated my wife's honor. 261 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,530 Ralph slept with Ginny? 262 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,202 He insulted her. He made a very insensitive joke... 263 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,205 ...about her body to some friends of ours. 264 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,248 - What did he say? - I have to repeat it? 265 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:08,836 - My word's not good enough? - Not if you want him clipped over it. 266 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,883 He said... 267 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:19,347 ...she was having a 90-pound mole removed from her ass. 268 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,895 The implication was her ass is so big... 269 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,190 ...she could have a mole that size removed from it. 270 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,861 It's an off-color remark. It was highly inappropriate. 271 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,864 You want, I'll demand he's taxed. 272 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,408 But clip him? 273 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,121 Is it all just about money? 274 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,749 I'll crack him good. I'll ask for 200 grand. 275 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,418 Two hundred grand for insulting my wife. What's next? 276 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,421 - He gets to fuck her for a million? - He wants to fuck her? 277 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:57,718 I'm making a point! I'm talking about my wife's honor here. My honor! 278 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,731 We depend on this guy. There are millions of dollars at stake. 279 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,484 We can't afford it, John. 280 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,487 A roomful of guys making fun of my wife... 281 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,073 ...and you're not gonna let me deal with this? 282 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,910 Not that way. My answer's gotta be no. 283 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,002 I wanna sit down, then, with Ralph, the fucking thief. 284 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:36,090 Get this Fernandez Paving bullshit dealt with. 285 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,557 (PEOPLE TALKING) 286 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,647 He was accused of a crime of severe immorality. 287 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,358 They actually beat him for it with sticks. 288 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,821 The truth was, he had a photograph of Britney Spears with his belongings. 289 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,490 That's horrible. 290 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,329 Dad? 291 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,709 Thought I was in the wrong place. 292 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,337 What are you doing here? 293 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,006 I was looking for a glass of milk to dunk these in... 294 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,800 ...and I thought maybe you could help me out. 295 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,306 Got a meeting in the city later. 296 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,141 Rahimah, this is my dad. 297 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,893 - How you doing? - Hello. 298 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,687 - Want a doughnut? - No, thanks. 299 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:35,650 - Well, I'll see you later, Meadow? - Okay, Rahimah. 300 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,783 (TONY SIGHS) 301 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:55,711 So, what's this your mother tells me about you joining the Legal Aid Society? 302 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,090 South Bronx Law Center. I'm volunteering. 303 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,177 They provide free legal counsel for the indigent and disenfranchised. 304 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,764 And this Rahoomi, she's what, your first client? 305 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,685 What happened to being a pediatrician? 306 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,896 I thought that was a great field for you, the way you love kids. 307 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:17,275 Nothing happened to it. I can't explore some career options? 308 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,027 Oh, defending fare beaters is a career? 309 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,072 Is that why you came here, to annoy me? 310 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,868 Hey, you wanna help people. That's fine. That's... That's very noble. 311 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,622 Really, I mean it. 312 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,875 Just don't be a sucker. A lot of these indigenous types... 313 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:39,755 ...they got plenty of money to smoke crack and gamble and all that shit. 314 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,383 You ought to know. 315 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,220 Oh, I see. That's what this is, huh? 316 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:50,391 You're working with minorities now to get back at me for being mean to Noel. 317 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,060 God, listen to you. 318 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:57,606 Believe it or not, the world doesn't revolve around you. 319 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,908 (SIGHS) 320 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,619 Come on, let's... Let's go to the bookstore. 321 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:14,707 You probably need a sweatshirt or something. 322 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,353 Oh. 323 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,277 Hey, take it easy! 324 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,753 (CAR STARTS) 325 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,510 (TOILET FLUSHES) 326 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,137 How was the traffic? 327 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,181 Tunnel was a little backed up. 328 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,142 This time of day, GW, you zip right over. 329 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:23,067 All right, let's straighten this out. 330 00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:28,531 I talked to the guy over at Fernandez Paving, the accountant. 331 00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:31,492 Fernandez's been using this jerk for years. 332 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,286 Anyway, it turns out you're right. 333 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,289 He's adding 50 gallons of sealant every 1000 yards. 334 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,834 Excuse me. I can't do this. 335 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,420 - What? - John, what's wrong? 336 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,755 I can't listen to this bullshit. 337 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,174 - I'm trying to explain. - Fuck you! 338 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,260 - John, please... - Don't fucking "John" me! 339 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,930 - Hey, hey, we're trying to settle this. - It's not about that. 340 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:57,685 I'm sorry, Carmine. I can't be in the same room with this man. 341 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,698 Have you talked to Jason La Penna lately? 342 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,827 Actually, I try not to. When I came out, he acted all weird. 343 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,204 I can't believe I actually kissed him once. 344 00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,540 His mother tells me he's having a rough time. 345 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,877 Jen? Please. I'm sure she's overreacting. 346 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:25,254 Apparently he's talked about dropping out. 347 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,799 He's okay, but Jason is like the clich� psychiatrist's kid. 348 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:33,429 Slightest bump in the road, he knows exactly what to say to get attention. 349 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,562 Hey. 350 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,606 Is there any of that crumb cake left? 351 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,066 Counter. 352 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:53,908 What's all that? 353 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,744 I'm consolidating some bills. 354 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,958 (SIGHS) 355 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:06,378 Maybe you don't care about our future, Tony, but I do. 356 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,507 Where do you get that I don't care? I met with your cousin. 357 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:13,511 Yeah, you met with Brian. You sat there eating cake and making wisecracks. 358 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,180 It's boring to me, okay? 359 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,313 You gonna cry now? 360 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,276 What the hell is wrong with you? 361 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,153 When you ignore me, Tony... 362 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:35,824 ...when you trivialize things important to me, like our financial security... 363 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:38,118 ...it makes me feel unloved. 364 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:41,330 That's your problem there, because you equate love with money! 365 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,459 No, you equate love with money! 366 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,966 (SIGHS) 367 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,689 - Is it safe? - We each got a new cell phone. 368 00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:10,150 Talk on it once, you toss it. Totally untraceable. 369 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,861 It's what the Taliban used to do. 370 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:16,532 Let's get started. My daughter-in-law's coming here with the baby later. 371 00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:19,410 (DIALING) 372 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,953 (RINGING) 373 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,329 Hello? 374 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,374 - Is he there? - Yeah, Ton. 375 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,544 Okay, you're all set. Just talk into there. 376 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,463 - Junior? - Who's that? Tony? 377 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,008 Junior, it's Carmine. How you doing? 378 00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,177 I'm going to the poorhouse, that's how I'm doing. 379 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:40,848 When you had that RICO trial, what'd that run you? 380 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,349 - A lot. - Where you going? 381 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:46,020 I told you I gotta pick up Sophia. 382 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,859 Junior, can we do this already? 383 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,987 Yeah. Yeah, right. 384 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,990 Johnny and Ralph Cifaretto, right? 385 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:00,618 - Ralph insulted John's wife? - That's correct. 386 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,121 - Who's on the wire now? - It's John, Corrado. 387 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,250 So, what did Ralph do exactly? 388 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:11,045 He made a very hurtful remark, not worth repeating. 389 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,465 It's not important. Let's just agree it was unkind. 390 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,719 Let's point out, too, that it's only been alleged something was said. 391 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:23,724 He "allegedly" said what he said to a group of people, friends of ours. 392 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,893 If you weren't there, how do you know? 393 00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:27,561 I'm not at liberty to say. 394 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,897 All due respect, but this is bullshit. 395 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,400 Someone in my family's talking, and you're not at liberty to say? 396 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:36,904 - I should be making the beef here. - My nephew's right. 397 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:40,949 Let's stick to the issue. A horrible insult was made against Ginny. 398 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,743 End of fucking story. 399 00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:46,789 - What does he want done about it? - I wanna avenge her honor. It's my right. 400 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:51,585 All right, fine. You tell me who told you about it, we'll bring him in here. 401 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:56,924 He corroborates what you're saying, I'll give you Ralph on a platter. 402 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:04,640 Is nothing sacred? I mean, this is my wife we're talking about here. 403 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:08,602 If this were years ago, would I even have had to ask? 404 00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:11,438 I mean, what's happened to this thing? 405 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,441 For God's sake, we bend more rules than the Catholic Church. 406 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,777 All right, look. 407 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:22,366 Let's assume for the sake of argument Ralph said what you think he said. 408 00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,786 - Is clipping him gonna unring that bell? - Nobody's getting clipped. 409 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:29,081 - I want satisfaction. - Will you accept an apology? 410 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:32,793 - That ship has sailed. - You're being unreasonable, John. 411 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,295 Ralph's the only one who can handle the Esplanade? 412 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:38,465 - Put Pontecorvo in there. - There are millions at stake. 413 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,343 - Again with the money? - Yeah, again with the money. 414 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:45,973 It's settled, John. So either name a price or get the fuck over it. 415 00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,990 John? 416 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:07,995 What would you say to a piece of Ralph's company? 417 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:13,375 John? Just think about it at least. 418 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,671 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 419 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,393 - Hello? - It's me. 420 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,353 What, are you still asleep? 421 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:36,523 No, I was doing something. 422 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:38,525 I took John to dinner last night. 423 00:29:38,693 --> 00:29:40,778 Ralph's got a big problem, kid. 424 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,905 - I thought you squashed it. - I did. 425 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,574 Problem is, I don't know if John's hearing me. 426 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,536 - So, what are you gonna do about it? - Me? Nothing. 427 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:53,290 - What does that mean? - I didn't say nothing. 428 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,209 We share the Esplanade, Tony. 429 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,753 I don't want that apple cart upset. 430 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,047 Then somebody should do something about it. 431 00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:03,258 I appreciate your thoughts. 432 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,305 You saying what I think you're saying? 433 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,933 I didn't say nothing. 434 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:17,105 All right, then. I'll talk to you. 435 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:25,823 Twenty years I been friends with John. Now he's gotta go. 436 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,742 All over a stupid joke. 437 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,703 (MUTED POP MUSIC PLAYING) 438 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,670 I was fucking around. 439 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:44,132 For chrissakes! You never made a joke about Ginny Sack? 440 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,093 - Not like that. - Of course not. 441 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,637 Yeah, well, fuck him and his highfalutin bullshit. 442 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,931 Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh? 443 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:53,976 That's enough of you and your stupid fucking remarks! 444 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,855 Go back to Miami and play volleyball, whatever the fuck you do down there... 445 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:00,315 ...while we clean up your fucking mess! 446 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:03,485 Maybe even keep your ass alive. 447 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:18,292 A mole on her ass? 448 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,627 What's the joke? I still don't get it. 449 00:31:20,795 --> 00:31:26,383 It's not a joke, per se. It's... You had to be there. 450 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,469 Real lack of standards, your generation. 451 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:33,640 My day, John was right. A man would never stand for a remark like that. 452 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,684 Fucked up thing is, I don't like Ralph. 453 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:38,478 If he were drowning, I'd throw him a cinder block. 454 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:40,772 But not protect one of my own captains? 455 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,319 Besides, it's too late anyway. 456 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:47,863 Carmine gave me the nod. 457 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,490 On Johnny? 458 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,368 That one's a slippery fuck, huh? 459 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,830 Him and those big fish lips of his? 460 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,875 Look at this. 461 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:04,504 The fifth question, and the poor prick used all his lifelines. 462 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:16,183 John goes, Carmine's gonna position himself for maximum deniability. 463 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:19,937 So you make it easy for everybody. Take it out of the neighborhood. 464 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,231 - What, like an accident? - Accident, stickup. 465 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,943 He could choke on a chicken wing. 466 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:29,071 The important thing is, Johnny disappears. 467 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,199 With Johnny out, Carmine's gonna put his son in there... 468 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:35,327 ...fucking Brainless the Second. 469 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,540 Who knows, maybe there's an upside to Johnny going. 470 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:48,715 He goes to Boston a lot, visit his father. 471 00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:50,592 Could happen up there. 472 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:56,390 You want my advice, you'll call Lou Dimaggio. 473 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,933 The Atwell Avenue boys. 474 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,978 What, those sick old fucks in Rhode Island? 475 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:04,564 They may be old, my little nephew, but those dogs can still hunt. 476 00:33:05,733 --> 00:33:10,570 My old man used to talk about them, something to do with drugs. 477 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:12,906 Heroin. 478 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,284 Back in the '50s, it was raining cash with that shit. 479 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:19,746 Dimaggio and his crew never saw a dime. 480 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:23,625 The guy they worked for, Lenny Caputo, he didn't believe in it. 481 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:30,465 For 15 years, everyone and their mother was getting rich dealing H. 482 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,301 Everyone except these guys. 483 00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:38,306 They're eking a living doing hits, running swag. 484 00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:42,978 Anyway, lo and behold, one day Lenny gets pinched... 485 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,272 ...for heroin trafficking. 486 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,359 It turns out the cocksucker's been making a fortune... 487 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,112 ...working with the melanzane. And not only that... 488 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,781 ...he's been selling out his own guys to the feds... 489 00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:58,326 ...so he can keep his ass out on the street. 490 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:02,122 Dimaggio and another guy in his crew did eight years on a murder rap. 491 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,708 So much for loyalty, huh? 492 00:34:04,959 --> 00:34:08,336 You go to Rhode Island and whatever you do, don't mention drugs. 493 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:10,839 Coke, heroin, not even Tylenol. 494 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:15,010 So, what happened to this Lenny prick? 495 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:20,724 Lou Dimaggio, his real name's Galina. 496 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:24,144 They called him Dimaggio after the cops found Lenny and his wife... 497 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,563 ...with their heads bashed in by a baseball bat. 498 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,651 Anyway, that was Lou while he still had his health. 499 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,740 (CHURCH BELL RINGS) 500 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,618 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 501 00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:45,040 We could do this ourselves, ninja style. 502 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,669 Father? 503 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,089 We're here to see Lou Dimaggio. 504 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,966 Oh, come in. 505 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,730 (TV MUSIC PLAYING) 506 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:33,296 Hello. Silvio Dante. We spoke on the phone. 507 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,884 Chris Moltisanti, how you doing? 508 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,929 - My name's Chris too. - Oh, yeah? 509 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,224 - Are you into drugs? - What? 510 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:48,395 No. What do you mean? 511 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:50,397 We don't work for drug dealers. 512 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,440 - No. No. - Course not. 513 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,109 Want some coffee? 514 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,403 - No, thanks. - Rose? 515 00:35:56,612 --> 00:36:00,407 - Yeah, Pop? - More Sanka. 516 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:05,620 Anyway, this is him. 517 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:08,456 John Sacrimoni. 518 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:10,959 He... 519 00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:15,839 He'll be coming up through here next few days. 520 00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:19,259 He stays at the Boston Harbor Hotel. 521 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,429 The guy on the left. 522 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:27,309 - It's my birthday too. - We're having cake later. 523 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:29,978 Carvel. 524 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:42,282 Chromosomes. Runs in the family. 525 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,619 There was a guy once, Tommy Neri. 526 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,955 Got him coming home from the track one night. 527 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:51,458 Caught him good with a tire iron. 528 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,461 When he woke up, I held him down... 529 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:57,297 ...while Frank cut his head off with a hacksaw. 530 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:01,176 Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton. 531 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:06,348 If you like, we could arrange to have that same thing happen again. 532 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:11,478 I don't know that we need to be that overstated. 533 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,730 What'd you have in mind, then? 534 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,149 Nothing fancy. As long as he disappears. 535 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:17,734 It's your money. 536 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,778 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 537 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:25,325 Yeah, about that. Twenty grand, we said. 538 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,744 Half up front. 539 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,753 So... 540 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,130 ...we'll call you then? 541 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:44,344 Pop, Father's here. 542 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,181 Would you like some cake? 543 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:52,894 Actually, we got a long ride back. 544 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,356 (MIMICS GUN SOUNDS) 545 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,906 Have you seen my sweater, the cable knit? 546 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,702 The white one? It shrunk. I put it in the bag for Goodwill. 547 00:38:08,911 --> 00:38:10,745 I told you I'd bring it up to Dad. 548 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:13,707 I'm sorry. It's in the basement, near the card table. 549 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,293 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 550 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,463 - Hello? - It's me. 551 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,800 I just hung up with a guy, Jerry, from Fort Lauderdale. 552 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,053 That guy we're looking for, he's at the Del Rey Hotel in Miami. 553 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,055 Our friend with the paving problem. 554 00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:32,600 Send someone over there tomorrow to take care of it, then. 555 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,311 Are you sure you wanna do this? 556 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,938 I'd feel a lot better with the pope's blessing. 557 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,276 Just do as you're told. I'll deal with the fallout. 558 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,571 Who was that, hon? 559 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:49,117 Nobody. A plumber for the store. 560 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,953 - What's that you're making? - Fruit salad. You want some? 561 00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,496 Low-fat whipped cream. 562 00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:56,916 No. You enjoy it, sweetie. 563 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,114 Why did I have to come? He's not even home. 564 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:32,035 Hey, look who's here. Carmela, Anthony, how you doing? 565 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,621 We were passing by, I figured we'd give it a shot. 566 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:38,124 - No, we weren't. - Come, come, I show you. 567 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,799 I was working in the yard, clear the weeds. 568 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:49,803 Next year I'll grow grapes for the falanghina. 569 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:52,847 Gonna make my own wine. 570 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:56,684 It's gorgeous, Fur. So that's the garage in question. 571 00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,478 Anthony, don't wander off. 572 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,855 - I have to go to the bathroom. - Just stay put. 573 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:03,650 We're leaving in five minutes. 574 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:06,903 So you're thinking of making that an apartment for your parents? 575 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,572 A garage. I don't need it. 576 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,496 One time back in Naples... 577 00:40:16,872 --> 00:40:21,376 ...I work in the garden as a landscaper for a very rich man. 578 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,380 Just me, I work there alone, growing olives. 579 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:30,510 My hands in the dirt, the hot sun. 580 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:37,851 I was never so happy in my life as when I work at that place. 581 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,272 Sometimes I get the smell of olives... 582 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,066 ...in a restaurant, in the store maybe. 583 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:51,197 It makes me very sad. 584 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:08,381 You know, I'm not sure, but I think if it was built before 1938... 585 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,758 ...you can apply for a zoning variance. 586 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:15,388 Pre-existing non-conforming structure, I think it's called. 587 00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:24,814 I just got it back from the Martinizing. 588 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:27,734 They do a nice job over there. 589 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:31,571 Say hi to Dad for me. I put Allegra's graduation picture in a frame for him. 590 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,239 Good. 591 00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:35,909 - Love you. - I love you too. 592 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:38,745 Careful driving. 593 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:54,385 (1950's POP MUSIC PLAYING) 594 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,644 Shit! 595 00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:08,066 (PEOPLE TALKING, LAUGHING) 596 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,779 (DIALING) 597 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,422 (DISTANT DOG BARKING) 598 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,645 It's me! 599 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,439 Hello? 600 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,651 Why is the door unlocked? 601 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,988 Gin? 602 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,379 Gin? 603 00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:14,674 - Jesus, you scared the shit out of me! - What are you doing? 604 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:18,052 - I thought you left. - I forgot the sweater. 605 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:22,682 - What are you doing on the floor? - I was getting the laundry together. 606 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:34,193 John... 607 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,448 What's this? I thought you're on Atkins. 608 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:41,284 I was. I am. It's hard, John. I'm trying. 609 00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:47,040 This is how you try? 610 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,417 I'm not out of the house 10 minutes? 611 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,919 I was dizzy. I was having low blood sugar. 612 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,713 What happened to fruit salad? 613 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:57,508 - You were supposed to quit smoking! - Nicotine's an addictive substance! 614 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,802 What's wrong with you? Why are you yelling? 615 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,056 Did I ask you to go on a diet? Did I ask you to be thin for me? 616 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:07,435 The fasting, the NutriSystems, those goddamn Deal-a-Meal cards? 617 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,271 It's the world, John, our culture. 618 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:14,400 Fuck that! Do you have any idea what you've done? 619 00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:18,446 - What do you mean? - You lied to me! You lied! 620 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:22,283 I know I've gained weight these last few years. 621 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:26,079 I see the other wives, the way men look at them. 622 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,040 Don't I look at you like that? 623 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,293 Haven't I always? 624 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:35,797 It was your idea, all this dieting nonsense. 625 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:38,257 I wanted you to be proud of me. 626 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:40,593 I am proud of you. 627 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,431 I love you. 628 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,190 Welcome to the Del Rey Hotel, ma'am. 629 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,110 - Can I get your bags? - Oh, thanks. 630 00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,946 Okay, go on into the lobby, I'll meet you inside. 631 00:45:10,332 --> 00:45:12,291 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 632 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,675 - Hello? - Listen, it's me. 633 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,969 I talked to my guy, we're calling it off. 634 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,471 I'm already out here though. Like, right there. 635 00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:29,392 We'll work something out, then. Don't worry about it. 636 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:34,313 - I want half. - All right, whatever. 637 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,524 Getting out? 638 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,860 No. 639 00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,046 (BELL DINGS) 640 00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,430 What's your fucking problem? 641 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,515 (BELL DINGS) 642 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,604 (UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 643 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:20,026 Oh, I love the pine flooring. 644 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,029 I know, it's so rustic. 645 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,921 This is pretty cool. It's actually from Italy. 646 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:43,299 I'm so bored I feel like crying. 647 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:55,061 It's adorable, Furio, really. 648 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,063 I'm gonna be leaving soon. 649 00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,315 Come on. 650 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,984 Stick around. Have some food. 651 00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:04,237 Anything from our friends up north? 652 00:47:04,404 --> 00:47:07,240 Carmine called. Johnny's still in town. 653 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:12,662 I'm not kidding. There's tons of toys in there he said you could have. 654 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,580 They're back behind those boxes. 655 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:17,250 Bullshit, you're gonna lock me in. 656 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:21,087 Okay, fine. But don't say I didn't tell you. 657 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:26,592 He gets them from Italy. His father owns a steamship company. 658 00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:29,762 Okay. 659 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,598 Go ahead, I'll get the flashlight. 660 00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:38,145 - (POUNDING) - Help! Let me out of here! 661 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,439 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 662 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,610 Gabriella, come. 663 00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,654 Come on, dance. Come on. 664 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,323 - No. - Go. 665 00:47:56,290 --> 00:48:00,376 Silvio, you tell her, she can't wear fancy shoes and no dance, come on. 666 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,003 - No, no. - Shake it up a little. 667 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,634 - Come on, Dad, dance with me. - No, no. No, thanks. 668 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,177 Tommy Tune over there. 669 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:18,144 Carmela, come here. You come too. 670 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,313 Yeah, Carm, go ahead. Good idea. 671 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,986 Okay. You watch me, you do the same. 672 00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:29,155 Everybody, come on. 673 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,702 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 674 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,496 Everybody, come on. 675 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,666 - That's it. - God, I'm such a spaz. 676 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:42,668 - No, no, you're good. Come. - Meadow. 677 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,504 Come on. 678 00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:09,528 Nice. 679 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:29,840 - We'll be in fucking big trouble. - It ain't gonna happen. 680 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:42,144 At least it's not just Jason who's regressing. 681 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:46,607 Soprano? His own daughter was going through the same thing. 682 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,736 I felt like such a fraud giving him advice. 683 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:53,572 My own son has three years on his daughter... 684 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:57,785 ...and look how he's acting. 685 00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,914 Jen, why do you still feel guilty? 686 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:07,753 Sometimes I wonder if Richard had a point. 687 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:12,591 I shouldn't have gone down into that garage that late at night. 688 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,430 I went to see Sask at school the other day... 689 00:50:17,597 --> 00:50:20,182 ...and I'm in the parking garage over there? 690 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:23,936 I was driving around for 20 minutes when finally I spot someone leaving... 691 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,605 ...this big Bluto sort of guy. 692 00:50:26,773 --> 00:50:29,525 I must have crowded him as he headed for his car. 693 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:35,781 Anyway, he turned around and became quite confrontational. 694 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:39,618 And for a second, I'll admit, I thought of you. 695 00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:41,954 What are you getting at? 696 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:46,459 Parking garages are not inherently dangerous places. 697 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:51,172 Jen, you cannot blame yourself for what happened to you. 698 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,970 Turns out this guy was probably another parent or, more likely, a repairman. 699 00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:02,308 But if he had dragged me out of my car and beaten me up... 700 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:07,021 ...would I be saying, "Gee, I shouldn't have tried to park my car?" 701 00:51:09,357 --> 00:51:11,650 Anyway, enough about him. 702 00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:15,196 Let's get back to you. 703 00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:32,379 You wanted to see me? 704 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:36,175 You can tell Ralph I've decided to accept his apology. 705 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:46,685 You know that kid you pissed on? Donny K? 706 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:49,855 He's got fucking nerve damage on his left side. 707 00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:53,359 I'm sorry, Tony. 708 00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:57,780 I bet you are. 709 00:51:58,031 --> 00:52:00,908 I'll expect to hear from Ralph, then. 710 00:52:02,577 --> 00:52:05,371 Why the big reversal all of a sudden? 711 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,875 No more weight remarks, Tony. 712 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:14,130 They're hurtful, and they're destructive. 713 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,007 Oh, I agree. 714 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:35,985 - (DOOR SHUTS) - (SIGHS) 715 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:41,949 (SNICKERS) 716 00:52:46,746 --> 00:52:48,622 Still awake? 717 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,333 I'm just reading. 718 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:55,254 Bought you something. 719 00:52:56,923 --> 00:52:58,757 What's this for? 720 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,093 No reason. 721 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,929 I don't know if I believe that. 722 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,358 Put a call in to Ginsberg, by the way. 723 00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:19,445 He's back from California. 724 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,951 Tony, this is beautiful. 725 00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:29,622 What size is this? 726 00:53:29,789 --> 00:53:32,875 I don't know, small. 727 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,128 I don't know if this'll fit. 728 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,964 Try it on. 729 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,703 See? I knew you could pull it off. 730 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:13,916 You look like a model. 731 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:16,627 Listen to him now. 732 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,997 (UPTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) 733 00:54:59,504 --> 00:55:01,130 (GASPS) 734 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:09,638 (CHUCKLING) 735 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:12,725 Tony. 736 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,563 Tony! 737 00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:21,066 I'm sorry, Tony. 738 00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:24,236 - What's the matter? - I can't. The music. 739 00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,947 Meadow, turn it off! 740 00:55:28,742 --> 00:55:30,826 What? 741 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:33,620 (MUSIC WITH DRUMS THUMPING) 742 00:55:40,253 --> 00:55:42,296 Meadow? 743 00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:46,175 Meadow! 744 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,968 - What? - The music! 745 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,971 Will you turn it down, please? 746 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,892 (MUSIC STOPS) 747 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:01,273 I'm going out. 748 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,500 (GASPING) 58105

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