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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:26,031 Marry me, mate! 2 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:30,738 - How much do you want for it? - 20 dirhams. 3 00:00:31,327 --> 00:00:33,511 - It is too expensive! - Then 10 dirhams. 4 00:00:34,507 --> 00:00:37,231 - I'll give you 5. - Agreed. 5 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:40,158 Give him 5 dirhams! 6 00:00:41,903 --> 00:00:42,728 Here! 7 00:00:43,379 --> 00:00:44,084 And go on. 8 00:01:21,209 --> 00:01:22,221 For your studies. 9 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:26,284 We all contributed. 10 00:01:27,181 --> 00:01:28,167 Mum, I can't. 11 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,542 Take it, son. 12 00:01:29,709 --> 00:01:31,615 After all, it's your dream to go there and become an architect. 13 00:01:31,735 --> 00:01:33,157 It is normal that your family wants to help you. 14 00:01:34,854 --> 00:01:36,209 When I return, I will build 15 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:38,512 - the most beautiful house in the village. - Praise Allah. 16 00:01:39,277 --> 00:01:40,687 Yassine, take it. 17 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:45,000 And when you find the woman of your dreams, give it to her. 18 00:01:46,611 --> 00:01:47,388 Thank you, Mother. 19 00:01:49,537 --> 00:01:50,917 She wants you to be happy. 20 00:01:51,294 --> 00:01:53,434 You will succeed, brother, you're the best. 21 00:01:56,004 --> 00:01:57,414 Well, I will go. 22 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:22,900 - Hello. - Hello. 23 00:02:24,035 --> 00:02:25,259 - Student Visa? - Yes. 24 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,959 Welcome to France. 25 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:25,204 Marry me, mate! 26 00:03:30,184 --> 00:03:31,415 I can't do it ... 27 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,505 Wait, I will show you. 28 00:03:40,824 --> 00:03:43,492 You have to use a compass from this point. 29 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,098 When you draw a circle, 30 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:47,870 Then you'll get the boundary. 31 00:03:48,176 --> 00:03:48,740 Okay. 32 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,426 It's so simple for you. 33 00:03:51,654 --> 00:03:55,167 I am still stressed. This test means a lot to me. 34 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,731 To my future, to my family. 35 00:03:58,616 --> 00:03:59,267 Your family? 36 00:03:59,387 --> 00:03:59,811 Year. 37 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:01,676 They sacrified a lot for me to be here. 38 00:04:02,908 --> 00:04:03,876 Like my dad. 39 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:07,725 He is a hard worker. He has ambitions and principles ... .. 40 00:04:09,219 --> 00:04:10,342 Moreover, I'm a stranger. 41 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:13,414 I have to work a lot more to secure my place. 42 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,005 And I'm different too. I am fat 43 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:18,840 and a bookworm. 44 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:20,567 I don't think so. 45 00:04:22,402 --> 00:04:23,394 I like you. 46 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:34,875 - Are you alright? - Yes. 47 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,125 Are you sure? 48 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:38,610 - Yeah, yeah, really. - Let me help you. 49 00:04:39,973 --> 00:04:42,375 - What a shitty chair. - It was broken. 50 00:04:42,647 --> 00:04:44,954 Would you like to get something to drink? 51 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:47,667 Yeah! 52 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:48,884 Super! 53 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:50,084 Okay. 54 00:05:04,119 --> 00:05:05,876 You never told me where that pendant comes from. 55 00:05:07,477 --> 00:05:09,892 It belonged to my granny, then my mother. 56 00:05:11,374 --> 00:05:13,584 And one day I will give it to the love of my life. 57 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,189 Maybe you will give it to me one day? 58 00:05:17,329 --> 00:05:19,289 Maybe tonight...after the competition. 59 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:23,251 You know, I think... 60 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:25,498 that tonight's not for me ... 61 00:05:25,917 --> 00:05:27,243 I'm afraid I'm not too funny. 62 00:05:27,834 --> 00:05:29,210 Now it's different. 63 00:05:29,735 --> 00:05:30,572 I'm here. 64 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,247 Hello, do you have the lectures for me? 65 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:35,729 Hello, Stan. 66 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,250 - Here it is. -I have to go now. 67 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:40,417 Great! You saved my life! 68 00:05:41,623 --> 00:05:43,005 That hippo is your woman? 69 00:05:43,249 --> 00:05:44,922 Shut up! She is really great! 70 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:46,084 I was just kidding. 71 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:49,881 - I am panicking because of the tests. - You have no reason! 72 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,411 You're the the most talented in our class! 73 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:54,084 Let's get some wine. 74 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,000 - I do not drink alcohol. - Just one glass. 75 00:05:56,167 --> 00:05:57,625 No, I'm serious! 76 00:06:19,097 --> 00:06:20,017 Wake up! 77 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,276 Shit, what time is it? 78 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,375 No, no, no! 79 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,470 This is simply not possible! 80 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:32,160 Not only you missed the test, 81 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,040 you also missed the competition. 82 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,451 - I just want to renew my visa for another year! - Listen, Sir ... 83 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:41,084 you have to leave! 84 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:46,301 Hi, this Yassine. 85 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:47,258 Leave me a message. 86 00:06:48,071 --> 00:06:49,672 Hello, Yassine. It's me again. 87 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,469 I called you about twenty times. 88 00:06:54,597 --> 00:06:57,351 I am worried about you. Call me. 89 00:06:57,471 --> 00:06:59,717 What a hippo costume! 90 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:02,215 Where is the second half of the hippo? 91 00:07:23,326 --> 00:07:25,334 Two years later 92 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:27,019 The building will be modern. 93 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:29,948 There will be a compact concrete, much harder. 94 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,908 - And on the third floor... - Are you on a break? 95 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,860 So work and stop yawning! 96 00:07:39,261 --> 00:07:41,904 Out! Building Inspection! 97 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:43,375 Get out! 98 00:07:46,084 --> 00:07:48,209 - Are you there, Ludo? - I'm listening. 99 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:51,429 I just saved some money from the budget. 100 00:07:59,311 --> 00:08:00,530 Hello, can I help? 101 00:08:01,402 --> 00:08:03,292 I can't say no to help. I'm Fred. 102 00:08:03,459 --> 00:08:05,292 Yassine. I live there in the front. 103 00:08:05,459 --> 00:08:07,702 - Hello, nice to meet you. - Lisa, nice to meet you. 104 00:08:07,929 --> 00:08:09,292 - Shall I take this? - No, wait. 105 00:08:10,209 --> 00:08:12,262 I'm unemployed, and I am not allowed to have gaming gear ... 106 00:08:12,382 --> 00:08:14,459 - Could I keep it at your place? - Sure. 107 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,417 - Thanks. - Not at all. 108 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,310 Why don't you get married? 109 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:24,334 - I asked my girlfriend. - And what did she say? 110 00:08:25,643 --> 00:08:26,500 I agree. 111 00:08:28,272 --> 00:08:28,925 Seriously? 112 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:30,114 You will marry me? 113 00:08:30,584 --> 00:08:31,216 Yeah. 114 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:32,725 15 000 Euros. 115 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:37,250 15 000 Euros? 116 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,292 15 000 Euros cash 117 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,542 15 000 Euros? 118 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:45,334 With the 30 Euros from me 119 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:49,167 - you will not get very far! - Between the two of us, I am getting along... 120 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,375 Okay, it's done. 121 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,853 It is not right to take advantage of problems of others ... 122 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:57,250 I'll put your slipper on. 123 00:08:57,417 --> 00:09:01,375 You are a darling, Yassine. I want to marry you. 124 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:03,099 You would do that for me done? 125 00:09:03,362 --> 00:09:06,000 I want to do a good deed before I die. 126 00:09:08,441 --> 00:09:10,103 I do not know how to thank you. 127 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:11,959 You can fuck me. 128 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:18,636 Pardon? 129 00:09:18,756 --> 00:09:20,573 Fuck me! 130 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,334 What ..? 131 00:09:25,003 --> 00:09:25,636 Seriously? 132 00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:26,999 The granny wanted to have sex? 133 00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:28,732 - I swear! - That is so shameful! 134 00:09:29,055 --> 00:09:31,417 Shameful? And what about you in that woman's shirt? 135 00:09:31,584 --> 00:09:35,042 This is Lisa's. I lost the box with my T-shirts. 136 00:09:35,804 --> 00:09:37,382 Bang! Look at this! 137 00:09:37,752 --> 00:09:38,983 Let's get a photo! 138 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:40,834 Come on! 139 00:09:51,251 --> 00:09:52,099 This is Yassine! 140 00:09:52,219 --> 00:09:53,224 Sana, come! 141 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:55,000 How are you doing, my son? 142 00:09:55,473 --> 00:09:57,746 - Well, and you? - We are all well. 143 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,020 "When are you coming and when will you get married?" 144 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:05,505 I can't right now, I'm working on a large project. 145 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:08,542 - You always say that. It's a pretty big viaduct. 146 00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:09,623 Viaduct? 147 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,459 My boy building a viaduct! 148 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:14,500 - Do you know what a viaduct is? - No, but it must be dangerous. 149 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,250 Thanks for the 400 Euros. 150 00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,459 You should stop it though. I have not sent there 151 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,515 - because of this. - Do not worry, Dad. 152 00:10:20,802 --> 00:10:22,678 We would like to visit you there. 153 00:10:22,798 --> 00:10:25,065 No, no, no, no, I would not have time for you. 154 00:10:25,364 --> 00:10:27,533 I know, but I can take care of myself. 155 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,904 I have to leave, I got a job. 156 00:10:30,024 --> 00:10:31,042 We'll talk again, kisses. 157 00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:33,000 - Kisses! - See you! 158 00:10:33,792 --> 00:10:35,125 Did you hear? Viaduct ... 159 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:36,863 Great Viaduct! 160 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:41,125 I can't keep this up anymore! 161 00:10:41,486 --> 00:10:43,422 One day you will have to tell the truth. 162 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,218 Occasionally it does not work when ?? are told the truth. 163 00:10:45,338 --> 00:10:48,931 I cannot tell them that I blew all the money from granny and mum. 164 00:10:49,051 --> 00:10:50,834 "I work at a construction site, but I'm not an architect, 165 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,084 I unload concrete from the trucks. " 166 00:10:52,439 --> 00:10:53,542 "And I do not have a permanent residence." 167 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:55,709 Why don't you go to the school's party? 168 00:10:55,775 --> 00:10:56,658 Maybe it could open some doors for you. 169 00:10:56,778 --> 00:10:57,614 I can't. 170 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,957 You don't even know what it's like to find a job. 171 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:00,548 No? 172 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:02,453 And Claire ... 173 00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:05,513 - Stop talking about that girl. - I messed up. 174 00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:09,014 - I couldn't even look at her. - We can find some solution. 175 00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:12,709 Although I am the unemployed, I have ideas! 176 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:15,193 Listen! 177 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,125 The government gave 178 00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:19,542 a French nationality and Medal of Merit 179 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:22,875 to Bachir Arfaouim for his heroic action. 180 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,709 He rescued a mother with a child 181 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,042 from burning alive. " 182 00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:27,675 That I like about the newspaper. 183 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,376 Are you sure? 184 00:11:32,117 --> 00:11:32,894 Yeah. 185 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,057 Okay then. Thanks, mate. 186 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,392 Here. 187 00:11:39,459 --> 00:11:40,459 Okay. 188 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,334 Fuck, it's so hot! 189 00:11:57,657 --> 00:11:58,971 I'll kill myself! 190 00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:01,493 Don't get close or I'll jump! 191 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,527 - Get down. - See you in the other world! 192 00:12:04,647 --> 00:12:06,875 Wait, wait! I can film you! 193 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:09,669 No, Sir. Don't do it! 194 00:12:15,314 --> 00:12:16,584 Help! Help! 195 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:17,750 Step aside! 196 00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:50,001 Yassine? 197 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,842 Yassine? Are you okay? 198 00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:53,635 Are you okay? 199 00:12:54,317 --> 00:12:56,434 Do not worry, your mate is here. 200 00:12:56,554 --> 00:12:57,319 Oh, fuck. 201 00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:05,987 Thank you, sir. 202 00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,150 Allow me, I will help you. 203 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:09,106 Thanks. 204 00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:11,411 It's good now. 205 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:12,926 Are you okay? 206 00:13:13,153 --> 00:13:14,169 Yes, thanks. 207 00:13:24,807 --> 00:13:25,917 Hello, Daoud. 208 00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:26,934 My dough? 209 00:13:27,269 --> 00:13:28,416 Give me a bit more time. 210 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:31,285 I got a job at a construction site, I can get it back. 211 00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:34,613 So do not forget my dough, you motherfucker! 212 00:13:35,372 --> 00:13:37,571 Stop standing here, get out! 213 00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:42,424 Wait ... 214 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,755 - You borrowed dough from Daoud? - Yeah. 215 00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:47,319 - Are you stupid? - I didn't have any choice! 216 00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:52,542 And why did you do it? 217 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,417 Well, isn't he brave? 218 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,127 Brave? It's all bullshit! 219 00:13:57,354 --> 00:13:59,767 You are worse than kids in my class. 220 00:13:59,887 --> 00:14:00,772 I'm not a child. 221 00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:03,921 Fred, you never worked. You don't have a job. You have no money. 222 00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,334 I messed up. 223 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,005 I wanted a man. 224 00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:11,626 Sorry, I lost you. How to explain what kind of a man... 225 00:14:11,746 --> 00:14:13,304 Someone ... a bit like you. 226 00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:17,818 Someone like you, but who also travels, has a job, and wants a family. 227 00:14:17,938 --> 00:14:19,312 And, Fred, 228 00:14:19,886 --> 00:14:21,105 I want to get married with you. 229 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,729 I like the T-shirt you have on. 230 00:14:24,314 --> 00:14:24,685 Really? 231 00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:26,298 - You look very sexy in it. - Really? What are you doing? 232 00:14:27,546 --> 00:14:28,657 - Are we on? - Sure. 233 00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:29,912 - Oh, wow. 234 00:14:34,947 --> 00:14:37,612 INVITATION for cocktails in an honor of Walter Gropius. 235 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,084 Yassine Tchoukliba! 236 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,231 What are you doing these days? 237 00:14:57,351 --> 00:15:00,051 Working for a Qatari construction company. 238 00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:02,370 - Super! - And you? What are you doing? 239 00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:06,000 I changed my life radically. I am a police officer at the crime squad 240 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,075 here in Paris. 241 00:15:09,047 --> 00:15:10,542 Come, let's enjoy a joint! 242 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,149 I caught two Arabs with this. 243 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:15,230 - I don't smoke. - Are you sure? 244 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:17,496 Sure. I'll go get a soda and then come back. 245 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,782 What's new with you, girls? 246 00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,209 We got married. 247 00:15:22,561 --> 00:15:25,657 Congratulations! And are you here with your men? 248 00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:28,534 What a dick! 249 00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:32,292 The two of us got married, right? 250 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,292 You two ... you two got married? 251 00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:38,875 Yes. Exactly. 252 00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:40,959 That's not so bad. 253 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,333 "It's not so bad?" 254 00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:46,005 Well, see you, Yassine. 255 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:46,917 Sure, cheers. 256 00:15:53,938 --> 00:15:55,719 - Good evening, Yassine. - Hey, Stan. 257 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,958 Did I hear correctly? Do you work for Qataris? 258 00:15:59,078 --> 00:16:00,959 Yes, I'm working on the big buildings. 259 00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:02,477 Always so talented. 260 00:16:02,523 --> 00:16:03,816 - Hey, Stan. - Hello... 261 00:16:07,024 --> 00:16:09,156 I was appointed as a financial director at Clyde and Borrow. 262 00:16:09,276 --> 00:16:10,889 I want to offer you a job. 263 00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:12,992 I want to get an important Qatari customer. 264 00:16:13,112 --> 00:16:16,292 They bought up a lot of Paris, but they have quite particular taste. 265 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:17,893 I could use a person like you. 266 00:16:18,407 --> 00:16:21,665 I expect you wake up, not like at the tests! 267 00:16:21,785 --> 00:16:23,292 - Can you, Mathias? - Of course. 268 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:24,091 Call me? 269 00:16:31,352 --> 00:16:32,284 Yassine? 270 00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:33,623 Claire? 271 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,480 I'm sorry, I got confused. 272 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:45,792 No, it's me. 273 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:48,400 Claire? 274 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:50,276 Wow! 275 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,710 Well, you don't look... actually you are still beautiful. 276 00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:57,016 And you finally showed up. 277 00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:00,317 Yes. 278 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,917 - I'm sorry for that night. - No. Actually, the opposite. 279 00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:07,286 I have to thank you, it was the best thing that happened to me. 280 00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:10,518 This night opened my eyes and I took my life into my own hands. 281 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:12,310 Really? 282 00:17:12,538 --> 00:17:16,666 I lost 30 kilos and got a dream job. What more can I ask for? 283 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,802 Yassine? Here I am! 284 00:17:22,648 --> 00:17:23,162 Good... 285 00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:25,104 I will not keep you. 286 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:27,835 I know very well that you don't like when the world has to wait. 287 00:17:28,098 --> 00:17:28,971 Have a nice evening. 288 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:31,875 Good evening. 289 00:17:44,084 --> 00:17:45,003 Did something happen? 290 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,329 I'm fine. 291 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,258 And hopefully I'll have a job. 292 00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:50,812 And your documents? 293 00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:51,875 Oh, fuck! 294 00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:56,147 Well, it's not that important, he wants me, I'll tell him the truth. 295 00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:59,023 I thought the truth doesn't always work. 296 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:02,161 So long, Yassine. 297 00:18:02,513 --> 00:18:04,354 - Are you going already? - It is not that bad. 298 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,259 Fred! 299 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,487 Yes? 300 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,167 Come and live with me, bro. 301 00:18:22,964 --> 00:18:23,909 What? 302 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:25,474 Let's get married. 303 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,864 - How can you ask that of me? - You will save my life! 304 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,274 Aha! 305 00:18:30,955 --> 00:18:32,103 Lisa was right. 306 00:18:32,856 --> 00:18:33,717 You are a fag. 307 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:34,447 What? 308 00:18:35,257 --> 00:18:37,692 Well, clearly, I have not seen with a girl, you studied decoration ... 309 00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:38,413 Architecture! 310 00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,667 Lisa will be pleased that you finally admit it. 311 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:42,757 Can you stop it? 312 00:18:43,008 --> 00:18:45,709 We'll get married and divorced, just to get the documents! 313 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,746 Your life will not change, but I, on the other hand ... 314 00:18:48,248 --> 00:18:50,866 Of course, you're my best friend, 315 00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:52,933 - and also my first fag ... - I'm not a fag! 316 00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:53,638 Well, if you say so... 317 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,680 How can you even ask something like this? Lisa wants me to ask her. 318 00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:58,210 If we get married ... 319 00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,980 then I cannot marry her sooner then ... 320 00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:04,538 Well, okay. 321 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:06,032 Well, you know, I 'll do it for you. 322 00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:08,475 Thanks, bro! 323 00:19:09,426 --> 00:19:10,430 No problem, fag. 324 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,417 Did I not tell you I am not a fag? Don't you understand? 325 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,334 Please, come with me. 326 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,570 - Okay. - Thank you. 327 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:20,875 The Qataris want to build 328 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,959 a five star hotel by the Paris zoo. 329 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,459 For 100 million. 330 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,250 You know their taste, culture, 331 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,042 customs, djellaba, and all that. 332 00:19:30,381 --> 00:19:32,292 I am going to be lucky with you. 333 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,875 You will have to work in a team though. 334 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,709 I like it! I am good at teamwork! 335 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,303 But note, I can work on my own too! 336 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,173 Sure. 337 00:19:43,592 --> 00:19:44,523 I wanted to talk to you. 338 00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:45,667 What is he doing here? 339 00:19:46,201 --> 00:19:46,925 Claire, he ... 340 00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,029 - I will not work with him. - Okay. 341 00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:51,022 Then he will work with Quentin. 342 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:51,747 What? 343 00:19:52,194 --> 00:19:54,333 We got the offer only thanks to me. 344 00:20:02,798 --> 00:20:03,467 Fine! 345 00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,209 I have no idea what's her problem. 346 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,959 Hamid, get rid of the pipe. 347 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,209 I told you already. 348 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,434 Not in the class. 349 00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:15,476 Last one. 350 00:20:15,596 --> 00:20:17,002 I have it against the stress, ma'am. 351 00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:17,916 Good and now: 352 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:22,417 What did the author want to share when he says: 353 00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:24,834 "Wesh easy - Wesh Morray, 354 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:27,100 "Pack your head bowers that annoy even your mother." 355 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:31,013 Here, madam, I remember! Just a peek into my notes. 356 00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,353 It's a.. megalofon. 357 00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:35,334 No, that's wrong, not at all. Someone else? 358 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,705 It's a metaphor which means: Pack up and get out! 359 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,364 Exactly! 360 00:20:40,484 --> 00:20:41,292 Excuse me. 361 00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,264 I'll be right back. Hamid, take care of the class. 362 00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,542 What are you doing here? Are you sick? 363 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:47,528 No, I'm good. 364 00:20:47,648 --> 00:20:50,054 - I just wanted to tell you something. - Did you find work? 365 00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:52,978 No, it's not that. 366 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:55,986 Do you agree with marriage? 367 00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:00,469 Actually, yes, 368 00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:02,792 but... 369 00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:04,311 That's her man? 370 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,500 Ooh, I am like that guy! 371 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,111 And I am also really well fed, she would not have to worry with me. 372 00:21:09,673 --> 00:21:11,077 They argue .. they quarrel! 373 00:21:11,197 --> 00:21:13,584 This marriage is just another excuse so you don't have to look for a job, Fred? 374 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,129 Really? You talk to him! And I'll go look for a job. 375 00:21:16,168 --> 00:21:17,758 You'll do anything so you don't have to marry me. 376 00:21:18,097 --> 00:21:19,704 This is not about you, Lisa. 377 00:21:20,695 --> 00:21:21,625 I do love you. 378 00:21:22,209 --> 00:21:23,440 And after this marriage, I'll marry you! 379 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,000 Fred, as long as I live, 380 00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:28,042 that marriage will not happen! 381 00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:31,452 I am asking you, Mr. Yassine Tchoukliba, 382 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,625 do you take this man here 383 00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,436 Mr. Frederic Philippe Mauritius 384 00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:39,167 Marcel Marval? 385 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,532 Yes. 386 00:21:41,184 --> 00:21:43,367 And you, Mr. Frederic Philippe 387 00:21:43,834 --> 00:21:45,600 Maurice Marcel Marval 388 00:21:46,023 --> 00:21:48,100 do you take this man here 389 00:21:48,402 --> 00:21:50,406 Mr. Yassine Tchoukliba? 390 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:54,500 If you let me, I want to say a few words .. 391 00:21:59,265 --> 00:21:59,967 Yassine 392 00:22:00,508 --> 00:22:01,136 my sweetie, 393 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:04,288 I love you like the skin loves the sun, 394 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,358 I love you like the hair loves the wind, 395 00:22:06,478 --> 00:22:08,374 I love you like bumblebee loves tulip, 396 00:22:08,603 --> 00:22:10,472 I love you like Romeo loved Juliet, 397 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:11,920 but without dying in the end ... 398 00:22:14,426 --> 00:22:16,394 I love that you love me too. 399 00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:18,591 It's a new opening for us ... 400 00:22:19,692 --> 00:22:21,964 I thought that occasionally as a couple 401 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,857 we have to sacrifice something ... 402 00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:25,692 for love. 403 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:27,651 I love you. 404 00:22:28,870 --> 00:22:29,413 Well ... 405 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:30,469 So? 406 00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,135 I'm sorry ... Yes .. yes. 407 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:35,084 I now pronounce you husband and husband. 408 00:22:41,948 --> 00:22:43,360 You can kiss! 409 00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,875 Yes, dear, we should ... 410 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:02,178 You can pop the champagne! 411 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,917 We can also pop the cherry! 412 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,875 And can I begin to work now? 413 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:09,925 Sure ... 414 00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:10,942 Yes! 415 00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:14,070 - Thanks for coming in. - Leave me alone. 416 00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:18,167 - Congratulations, Yassine. - Thanks! 417 00:23:18,456 --> 00:23:19,542 Do not forget it's temporary! 418 00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:21,245 Do you want to destroy my life? 419 00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:23,623 If you could gather around, I would like a photo. 420 00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:25,287 Go on! 421 00:23:27,431 --> 00:23:28,267 Super! 422 00:23:31,515 --> 00:23:32,747 A royal feast! 423 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:35,042 How could I refuse, Mrs Tchoukliba? 424 00:23:35,284 --> 00:23:37,459 And tonight Madam Tchoukliba 425 00:23:37,579 --> 00:23:41,292 will organize a party for her man! 426 00:23:41,459 --> 00:23:43,296 What the hell are you talking about? 427 00:23:44,081 --> 00:23:45,590 Do you think that you are a bigger man than me? 428 00:23:45,879 --> 00:23:47,195 I'm stronger than you! 429 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,053 Hi ... 430 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,359 Don't let me disturb you... 431 00:24:05,738 --> 00:24:06,447 How are you, Rachid? 432 00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:07,506 How are you? 433 00:24:08,062 --> 00:24:09,709 - Is everything okay, Daoud? - Not at all! 434 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:11,599 Three times 400, how much do you owe me? 435 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:12,925 1200. 436 00:24:12,992 --> 00:24:16,125 The total is 1500! Three times 400, how much do you owe me? 437 00:24:18,411 --> 00:24:19,084 1500? 438 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,255 As soon as they pay me at work, I'll pay off everything. 439 00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:25,060 But hurry before I hurt you! 440 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,042 That's a lovely dog. 441 00:24:27,209 --> 00:24:30,900 You know that he likes you too? On Saturday, you will take care of him. 442 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,663 I will be car racing. 443 00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:35,529 So you will take care of him, or I'll beat you up! 444 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,553 - Have a nice day. - You too ... 445 00:24:38,673 --> 00:24:41,919 That will teach you to drink from my bottle! 446 00:24:43,870 --> 00:24:46,334 I'll order a pizza. Do you want some too? 447 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,322 No, thanks. 448 00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:51,703 Is everything okay between us? 449 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:52,947 And why not? 450 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:56,825 You are right. 451 00:24:57,898 --> 00:24:59,984 We can build on solid foundations. Now we work together. 452 00:25:01,643 --> 00:25:02,240 Not at all. 453 00:25:03,270 --> 00:25:04,209 We do not work together. 454 00:25:04,929 --> 00:25:05,965 You work for me. 455 00:25:07,742 --> 00:25:08,657 I work for you? 456 00:25:09,352 --> 00:25:10,584 I work for you? 457 00:25:10,962 --> 00:25:11,572 Yes. 458 00:25:14,925 --> 00:25:15,913 Oh well, I work for you. 459 00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:21,702 And I said, "I work for you?" "I work for you?" 460 00:25:21,822 --> 00:25:23,116 Forget it ... 461 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,958 - you let her have it. - Yeah, yeah. 462 00:25:25,617 --> 00:25:27,068 Did you see how good she looks now? 463 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,184 Not at all! I'm concentrating on the job. 464 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,417 Let me go! 465 00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:31,600 No! 466 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,042 That man is mad! 467 00:25:33,209 --> 00:25:35,375 He will never leave you alone! 468 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,209 Let me go! 469 00:25:37,642 --> 00:25:39,500 Let's get out of here! 470 00:25:40,471 --> 00:25:41,959 Tchoukliba! Marval! 471 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,966 Such a shame! I do not like cheaters! 472 00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:07,917 What would we come to? And what about the Republic? 473 00:26:08,084 --> 00:26:09,505 And patriotism, right? 474 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:13,005 Stand, children of the motherland, ... 475 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,450 I know what patriotism is. 476 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,037 I fought in Iraq. 477 00:26:17,104 --> 00:26:18,218 In the Legion. 478 00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,423 - Really? - Yes, and now let's look at you. 479 00:26:20,543 --> 00:26:21,644 Is it a fake marriage? 480 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,650 No. 481 00:26:22,904 --> 00:26:23,449 No. 482 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,773 I experienced a fake marriage. 483 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:30,788 Olga Popova, she was 21. 484 00:26:31,611 --> 00:26:34,977 When you look at a photo, you tell yourself, "What a perfect couple!" 485 00:26:36,455 --> 00:26:37,050 Yes? 486 00:26:37,170 --> 00:26:40,961 To my surprise it turned out, she married me for documents. 487 00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:42,417 No! 488 00:26:42,746 --> 00:26:43,858 I understood it. 489 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:46,021 And I said to myself. It must not happen ever again! 490 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,007 So ... 491 00:26:49,979 --> 00:26:51,542 is it a fake marriage? 492 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:52,912 No. 493 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:57,134 No. 494 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:01,153 Born... 495 00:27:02,182 --> 00:27:02,950 Splendid. 496 00:27:03,117 --> 00:27:04,683 That's it for today. 497 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:07,579 But we will see each other soon. 498 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,297 It's just about fooling the inspector. 499 00:27:15,646 --> 00:27:16,868 If we let ourselves get caught, 500 00:27:17,222 --> 00:27:20,792 I'll be fucked, thrown out of work, sent to prison and deported to Morocco. 501 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:22,459 Go and see who's ringing. 502 00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:29,021 You are really so nervous, and I just got started! 503 00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:36,719 Hello, Agent Dussart. 504 00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:37,959 - Hello. - Hello. 505 00:27:42,609 --> 00:27:44,798 Hello. Agent Dussart! 506 00:27:44,918 --> 00:27:45,714 Yassine? 507 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:47,625 - What? - Can you come here? 508 00:27:50,142 --> 00:27:50,999 May I enter? 509 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,708 That is, if you have nothing to hide ... 510 00:27:52,965 --> 00:27:54,213 Not in a least bit! 511 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:54,908 Excuse me. 512 00:27:55,184 --> 00:27:55,824 Of course. 513 00:28:05,209 --> 00:28:08,500 - One toothbrush? - Yes, we share everything. 514 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:09,738 Yes. 515 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,940 A single bed? 516 00:28:24,429 --> 00:28:27,292 - Why? - We like to sleep very close to each other. 517 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:33,667 - It's more practical to make love like that. - We love each other. 518 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:34,892 We do it this way. 519 00:28:35,537 --> 00:28:36,710 Or like this ... 520 00:28:41,301 --> 00:28:42,597 Wait, he is gone. 521 00:28:43,147 --> 00:28:44,332 - Gone away. - Are you sure? 522 00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:50,755 And you know each other ... 523 00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:51,596 - One year. _ One year. 524 00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:53,759 Do you have any plans together? 525 00:28:55,323 --> 00:28:56,193 - Yes. -Yes. 526 00:28:56,313 --> 00:28:59,125 In a few years, if we save enough money, 527 00:28:59,292 --> 00:29:03,263 we dream about buying a farm and having herd of cattle. 528 00:29:03,544 --> 00:29:04,488 Cattle and which one? 529 00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:05,196 - Goats. - Horses. 530 00:29:06,959 --> 00:29:08,917 Horses or goats? 531 00:29:09,084 --> 00:29:10,236 Of course goats. 532 00:29:10,699 --> 00:29:14,097 - Why do you always have to decide! - And do you have any other plans? 533 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,051 Yes... 534 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:17,500 I would like to get pregnant. 535 00:29:19,948 --> 00:29:20,681 It's my dream. 536 00:29:24,542 --> 00:29:25,575 Okay. 537 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,292 Oh, we didn't offer you anything to drink ... 538 00:29:32,459 --> 00:29:34,285 Coffee? Mojito? 539 00:29:34,878 --> 00:29:35,770 Maybe some other time? 540 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:36,748 - Okay. - Goodbye. 541 00:29:59,968 --> 00:30:00,642 Hello? 542 00:30:00,762 --> 00:30:02,499 Hello, my colleague. 543 00:30:02,619 --> 00:30:05,554 I am responsible for Yassine Tchoukliba, 544 00:30:05,674 --> 00:30:09,000 who comes from our village. He married Frederic Marvel. 545 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:13,209 Can you tell me if he was ever married? 546 00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:17,605 I'll check the central records. Wait a moment and don't hang up. 547 00:30:20,834 --> 00:30:21,925 Zouleikha? 548 00:30:22,045 --> 00:30:22,642 What? 549 00:30:22,762 --> 00:30:24,472 Have you married Tchoukliba's boy yet? 550 00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:27,476 Tchoukliba? No and I will not wait. 551 00:30:27,596 --> 00:30:30,238 He will be glad. He got married in France. 552 00:30:35,004 --> 00:30:37,084 Negative, my dear colleague. 553 00:30:37,204 --> 00:30:38,304 He is not married here. 554 00:30:39,749 --> 00:30:41,135 Thank you, my dear colleague. 555 00:30:41,255 --> 00:30:44,584 And please give my sincere congratulations to that boy. 556 00:30:45,449 --> 00:30:46,314 Oh, he hung up already. 557 00:30:47,183 --> 00:30:47,920 He will not leave us alone! 558 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,190 Calm down and all will be fine. 559 00:30:50,814 --> 00:30:51,400 Lisa? 560 00:30:51,864 --> 00:30:52,231 Yes? 561 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,172 Are we authentic? 562 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:54,144 No. 563 00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:55,593 So we think the same. 564 00:30:55,713 --> 00:30:57,426 You're my husband and tonight you will sleep here! 565 00:30:57,546 --> 00:30:58,257 - What? - What? 566 00:30:58,343 --> 00:30:59,464 No, no, no, no. That is not happening. 567 00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:03,462 - It's only for a few days. - No, Fred, and I sleep together. 568 00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:05,000 Do you think I am enjoying this? 569 00:31:05,256 --> 00:31:07,810 It's mad, but at least one day and night. 570 00:31:08,262 --> 00:31:08,886 Fred? 571 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:09,947 Yes? 572 00:31:10,554 --> 00:31:11,447 Are you not going to say something? 573 00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:13,906 Do you want to sleep here or not? 574 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:19,692 Well, okay. 575 00:31:19,985 --> 00:31:21,354 I can't believe it. 576 00:31:21,635 --> 00:31:24,459 - No, Lisa, do not go! - Lisa, come back! 577 00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:30,671 I'm sorry. 578 00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:32,604 Relax, it will be okay. Take it! 579 00:31:36,848 --> 00:31:38,561 We'll learn to be authentic,. 580 00:31:38,975 --> 00:31:43,792 - You took the dog from the blind guy? - We'll fit here with Chopin. 581 00:31:44,254 --> 00:31:46,759 - You think? - Sure, queers love dogs. 582 00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:50,594 What's going on, my little Chop? Did you get up on the wrong side of bed? 583 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,667 You're a bad boy! 584 00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:53,742 You're a bad boy, Chop! Bad! 585 00:31:53,862 --> 00:31:55,416 How was Daoud when you borrowed money from him? 586 00:31:55,685 --> 00:31:59,084 He was cool when I took the dog. But we have to find the money by September. 587 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,572 And you are supposed to return the dog. 588 00:32:03,743 --> 00:32:05,090 To be credible, 589 00:32:05,210 --> 00:32:07,150 we must learn our behavior patterns and mutual synergy. 590 00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:09,164 And when we're sure, we will watch out. 591 00:32:10,249 --> 00:32:13,308 - You see, it was good to take Chopi! - Yeah, good work. 592 00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:15,363 Check it out! 593 00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:17,536 - The same clothes. - The same clothes! 594 00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:19,947 and look at these .. a mixed couple! 595 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,042 Like us! 596 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:39,417 I'm really happy! 597 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,334 And we are so stylish! 598 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,918 Do you like it, Chop? 599 00:33:43,292 --> 00:33:46,548 And now let Dussart say that we are straight ... 600 00:33:46,939 --> 00:33:48,027 Hi, darlings. 601 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:50,388 Super Saturday party in the "Toolbox". 602 00:33:50,508 --> 00:33:51,096 We are waiting for you. 603 00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,792 We're totally straight! 604 00:34:00,912 --> 00:34:01,877 Hey, what is this? 605 00:34:02,171 --> 00:34:02,850 Don't you have a husband? 606 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,003 Seriously? 607 00:34:09,497 --> 00:34:10,304 Oh fuck! 608 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:12,540 Stop! 609 00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:14,129 You caught Chopi! 610 00:34:14,647 --> 00:34:15,626 Stop! 611 00:34:15,883 --> 00:34:16,850 Stop! 612 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:25,977 Cho ... 613 00:34:26,822 --> 00:34:27,458 Cho? 614 00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:28,448 Cho ... 615 00:34:29,684 --> 00:34:30,467 Yassine? 616 00:34:35,121 --> 00:34:37,625 Do not worry, your brother is here. 617 00:34:41,959 --> 00:34:42,997 My head hurts .. 618 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,314 Hold on. Do not be afraid, my bichon. 619 00:34:46,681 --> 00:34:47,268 What? 620 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:49,030 That's what I said to Chopi. 621 00:34:51,863 --> 00:34:53,147 And what are are going to tell the blind guy? 622 00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,153 You heard what the vet said. 623 00:34:55,649 --> 00:34:58,487 A little bit of rest and he will be able to sit on his butt again. 624 00:35:00,449 --> 00:35:01,672 Anyway, he is not going to notice ... 625 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:07,426 Sorry, Chop. Your dad was a bad master! 626 00:35:07,546 --> 00:35:08,985 I promise, I'll never do it again! 627 00:35:09,222 --> 00:35:11,707 - That's nice, what is it? - The Qatari project. 628 00:35:12,122 --> 00:35:12,661 Aha. 629 00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:14,392 Are you laughing at your testicles? 630 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:15,652 No? 631 00:35:16,263 --> 00:35:16,961 You should. 632 00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:19,003 It should add one centimeter in length. 633 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:22,453 So, Claire ... 634 00:35:22,942 --> 00:35:25,675 Rome, this weekend. Both of us. What do you think? 635 00:35:29,392 --> 00:35:30,860 I will think it over. 636 00:35:32,570 --> 00:35:33,175 Seriously? 637 00:35:35,227 --> 00:35:36,084 We are making progress! 638 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,516 I'll let you work. 639 00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:44,186 Is he after you? 640 00:35:46,584 --> 00:35:47,673 Sorry, it's none of my business. 641 00:35:48,114 --> 00:35:49,178 Formally... yes. 642 00:35:50,034 --> 00:35:50,939 - Do you have plans of the hall? 643 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:51,624 Yes. 644 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,915 I even drew different proposal. Do you want to take a peek? 645 00:36:06,035 --> 00:36:07,935 You are not here to take over. 646 00:36:08,216 --> 00:36:09,537 Stan and I lead the project. 647 00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:11,372 Hello. 648 00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:13,543 I'd like to see Mr. Tchoukliba. 649 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,517 - Mr. Tchoukliba, do you have a moment? - No, actually, yes ... but only a minute. 650 00:36:23,954 --> 00:36:26,167 - Can we get some coffee? - Okay. 651 00:36:28,302 --> 00:36:29,953 So ... how are you doing? 652 00:36:30,344 --> 00:36:32,031 Super! I feel great. 653 00:36:33,593 --> 00:36:37,220 Honestly... my boss doesn't know I'm gay and that I am married! 654 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:37,760 How so? 655 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,625 Because he is gay too and if he finds out, he will never leave me alone. 656 00:36:42,543 --> 00:36:43,904 - Is everything okay, Yassine? - Everything is great. 657 00:36:44,024 --> 00:36:46,192 Can I introduce you to Mr. Dussart, he is from the city hall. 658 00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:48,297 Mr. Dubreuil, my employer. 659 00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:49,616 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 660 00:36:50,313 --> 00:36:51,554 Strong, impressive muscle. 661 00:36:53,842 --> 00:36:55,383 - Do you play squash? - No no no. 662 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,266 Could I ask you about something? 663 00:36:57,386 --> 00:37:00,517 Why not. I will try to satisfy you. Come to my office. 664 00:37:02,352 --> 00:37:03,667 Aren't you a bit tense, Mr. Dussart? 665 00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:04,669 Oh no, no. 666 00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,359 But it looks that way, so let me give you a massage, it will relax you. 667 00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:11,357 I can feel the spot of great tension. 668 00:37:11,846 --> 00:37:14,464 I will have to go, I have all I needed, excuse me. 669 00:37:16,439 --> 00:37:17,296 Are you leaving? 670 00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:19,784 He sounded nice. 671 00:37:20,746 --> 00:37:21,334 Very. 672 00:37:22,845 --> 00:37:25,798 TOOLBOX 673 00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:00,774 - Good evening. - Good evening. 674 00:38:01,459 --> 00:38:03,209 Aren't you that guy who fell on the boat? 675 00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,144 Is it possible. 676 00:38:06,490 --> 00:38:07,542 That was fun, mate! 677 00:38:07,709 --> 00:38:08,404 Thanks. 678 00:38:09,432 --> 00:38:10,949 Okay, you can go in. 679 00:38:18,959 --> 00:38:21,792 "Dance, if you are a guy." Do you see it? 680 00:38:43,175 --> 00:38:44,215 Can I give you a BJ? 681 00:38:45,903 --> 00:38:47,334 No, thank you, sir, you're nice. 682 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,625 Leave him alone! 683 00:38:48,792 --> 00:38:50,000 This is not a sex club! 684 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,125 - He didn't mean it badly. - He did nothing wrong. 685 00:38:53,473 --> 00:38:54,659 Is that your group? 686 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,103 No, my husband. 687 00:38:56,223 --> 00:38:59,250 - Want a blow job? - Fuck what did I tell you? 688 00:38:59,417 --> 00:39:00,164 Get ou! 689 00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,128 Darling, should I get you a glass? 690 00:39:02,422 --> 00:39:03,459 I will be very happy. 691 00:39:05,834 --> 00:39:07,709 - Did you come to dance? - Dussart! 692 00:39:12,855 --> 00:39:14,000 Good evening, friends. 693 00:39:14,167 --> 00:39:16,721 I'm Dave! 694 00:39:19,663 --> 00:39:22,209 My kitties, do not forget! 695 00:39:22,501 --> 00:39:25,167 Saturday .. 29th, our annual competition. 696 00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:27,417 "Dance like a man" 697 00:39:28,216 --> 00:39:30,625 So who wants to conquer the champions of love 698 00:39:30,792 --> 00:39:32,828 and become a couple of the year? 699 00:39:32,948 --> 00:39:37,002 I'd like a place and loud welcome for Marc and Christophe! 700 00:39:37,757 --> 00:39:39,408 Who dares to compete? 701 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:42,204 Who should be the couple of the year? 702 00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:45,233 The contestants have been chosen! 703 00:39:45,353 --> 00:39:49,328 It's Patrice Lovely and Chuck Norris and a loud applause please! 704 00:39:49,634 --> 00:39:50,667 Music! 705 00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:06,209 No! Stay like this for a moment! 706 00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:07,247 Dussart! 707 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,128 Dussart is here! 708 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:11,306 Lisa? What are you doing here? 709 00:40:11,426 --> 00:40:12,959 If Dussart finds you here, I'm a dead man! 710 00:40:13,079 --> 00:40:14,197 Go and hide in the closet! 711 00:40:14,317 --> 00:40:15,980 - You mean me? - Hurry! 712 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:19,172 Shit, you're pain in the ass. 713 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,580 Hurry and put it on. 714 00:40:22,959 --> 00:40:23,614 Hurry! 715 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:28,209 Yes, I'm coming! 716 00:40:31,094 --> 00:40:32,794 Darling, somebody's at the door! 717 00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:36,774 Just a moment, just two seconds, two seconds ..! 718 00:40:37,889 --> 00:40:38,768 Well, well. 719 00:40:39,159 --> 00:40:40,505 Go there, go there! 720 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:44,017 It'll be there in a minute! 721 00:40:47,417 --> 00:40:48,238 Mother? 722 00:40:49,086 --> 00:40:50,589 Mum ... It's my mum! 723 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,484 Mom? 724 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:55,797 - Are you sure you are happy to see me? - Certainly. I am glad to see you. 725 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:57,746 Are you not ashamed? 726 00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,300 For what? 727 00:40:59,532 --> 00:41:02,015 Because of that marriage? Did you think I will not find out? 728 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:03,918 Even our village heard of it! 729 00:41:04,038 --> 00:41:05,937 Wait, let me explain everything! 730 00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,408 What will you explain? 731 00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:14,719 Where is she? 732 00:41:15,489 --> 00:41:16,125 Who? 733 00:41:16,923 --> 00:41:17,657 Your wife! 734 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:18,980 My wife? 735 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,067 Frederique! 736 00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:22,038 - My wife, Frederic. - Well, yes. 737 00:41:22,158 --> 00:41:23,080 She is here. 738 00:41:23,998 --> 00:41:24,891 Right here. 739 00:41:27,807 --> 00:41:30,468 - Hello. - Darling, I want you to meet my mother. 740 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:31,721 This is your mother in law. 741 00:41:31,841 --> 00:41:32,917 Aha ... oh, yes! 742 00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:35,672 Hello ... Mum. 743 00:41:35,902 --> 00:41:37,420 Why is he in the closet? 744 00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:38,584 Well, because Yassine ... 745 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,667 he likes everything tidy, so I was cleaning up .. 746 00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:44,082 That's right, my girl. 747 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:47,153 Finally, I meet you! 748 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:49,796 Well, you are so pretty! 749 00:41:50,334 --> 00:41:52,891 - Well, I'm so glad for my son. - Thank you. 750 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,071 - Me too. - And me too. 751 00:41:56,919 --> 00:41:59,720 - How did you even get here, Mum? - By car. 752 00:42:00,238 --> 00:42:02,472 I forgot to tell him goodbye. 753 00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:05,620 - Are you an imbecile or what? - I did not know she would come. 754 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,465 - That you didn't know, doesn't mean you aren't one! - And where's Fred? 755 00:42:08,585 --> 00:42:09,300 I do not know! 756 00:42:09,367 --> 00:42:12,341 You can go. Thank you and bye. And bon voyage. 757 00:42:48,254 --> 00:42:52,136 It must be a miracle! Come here my little piggie! 758 00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:54,378 I ham not abig. 759 00:42:54,498 --> 00:42:56,334 You're my piggie and ready to go! 760 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,338 - We will have our party! - Party? 761 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:01,353 - You will know what love is! - Ih don'tant! 762 00:43:01,671 --> 00:43:03,713 You didn't tell me because she is French? 763 00:43:04,031 --> 00:43:06,339 No, Mum, it was not because she is French. 764 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,153 You look so happy and it looks like you really love each other. 765 00:43:09,273 --> 00:43:11,712 - Oh yes. - Does he treat you well? 766 00:43:11,832 --> 00:43:14,069 Almost hard to believe. It changed my life! 767 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:16,523 - You changed my life. - Yeah, yeah. 768 00:43:16,569 --> 00:43:18,459 And now let's prepare the wedding. 769 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:21,707 - What wedding? - The one in Morocco! Everyone is looking forward to it. 770 00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:24,356 I want to have a royal like wedding. 771 00:43:24,385 --> 00:43:25,788 I cannot afford such a thing. 772 00:43:25,908 --> 00:43:28,222 You didn't tell me I might have a royal wedding! 773 00:43:28,342 --> 00:43:30,522 You don't have to for pay anything. The whole family have contributed. 774 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:33,417 Even your sister Mesquina added her last paycheck. 775 00:43:33,584 --> 00:43:34,348 Mesquina ... 776 00:43:35,411 --> 00:43:37,752 Well, yes, yes, yes, yes! 777 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,260 What happened, you're pale as a ghost! 778 00:43:45,954 --> 00:43:47,153 What things I saw ...! 779 00:43:47,422 --> 00:43:49,856 And why did you get the idea to get into a sado outfit! 780 00:43:50,186 --> 00:43:52,917 Wake up, you are full of cliches! 781 00:43:53,084 --> 00:43:55,334 To be gay is not to be Village People, 782 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,991 leather outfits and puppies. 783 00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,948 You are right. 784 00:44:00,459 --> 00:44:01,208 Thank you! 785 00:44:03,255 --> 00:44:05,573 I told my mother that you are my homeless friend. 786 00:44:06,716 --> 00:44:07,719 And your name is Yves. 787 00:44:08,201 --> 00:44:10,281 And when Dussart returns, you will always be with me. 788 00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:11,828 The name Yves sucks! 789 00:44:13,078 --> 00:44:14,118 Behave like men! 790 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,026 And I have a much better idea. 791 00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:17,549 Will you tell the truth? 792 00:44:17,669 --> 00:44:21,024 No, it is not possible... no, no, no! My family would never understand. 793 00:44:21,648 --> 00:44:24,656 Lisa, you're Frederik and keep Dussart away from my mother. 794 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:28,607 And you, my brother. Dussart can't see my mum. 795 00:44:28,727 --> 00:44:31,560 Oh no, I can't do this anymore. 796 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,542 The name Yves is really weird. 797 00:44:33,709 --> 00:44:34,822 Thank you, mates. 798 00:44:40,459 --> 00:44:41,602 Hello, aren't you late? 799 00:44:43,026 --> 00:44:45,839 Go, go, go! 800 00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:49,084 My name is Hamid and I stuff my face 801 00:44:49,250 --> 00:44:50,875 Sa-lads, to-ma-to-es, o-ni-ons... 802 00:44:51,429 --> 00:44:53,125 Hamid, Hamid! 803 00:44:53,245 --> 00:44:54,890 - Please, Hamid! - I love you. 804 00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:56,174 Please be quiet for a while 805 00:44:58,547 --> 00:44:59,550 Dylan?! 806 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:03,653 Did I not tell you not to play with the knives in the class? 807 00:45:03,773 --> 00:45:05,007 It's getting annoying. 808 00:45:05,127 --> 00:45:06,756 It's not mine, it's Tarek. 809 00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:09,125 No, you say: "This is Tarek's." 810 00:45:09,292 --> 00:45:11,274 It is not a knife, it's a butterfly. 811 00:45:11,394 --> 00:45:13,922 And stop bugging me or I'll fuck your mother. 812 00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,125 Enough with the metaphors. 813 00:45:15,292 --> 00:45:17,458 Please do not .. be so loud. 814 00:45:17,578 --> 00:45:19,015 - There's some lady here. - Pardon? 815 00:45:19,135 --> 00:45:20,177 - Lady. - Oh. 816 00:45:20,599 --> 00:45:22,262 Nobody moves, is that clear? 817 00:45:24,173 --> 00:45:25,093 Watch your mouth! 818 00:45:25,213 --> 00:45:27,660 - Bend your head! Bend your head! - I am leading, bro. 819 00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:30,042 What are you doing, I'm working. 820 00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:32,959 - It must be done, because of the guests. - Can't you put if off? 821 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:36,443 - Tell me if it smells good. - Yes, it smells good. 822 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,997 - They are quite lively! - They are, but ... 823 00:45:41,315 --> 00:45:42,209 they work well. 824 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,167 - You see? - Oh yes! 825 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,250 - See? They are completely thrilled! - It is true. 826 00:45:53,299 --> 00:45:56,317 Did you think about what kind of a dress you would like to have at the wedding? 827 00:45:57,351 --> 00:45:59,430 Yes, I wanted to have something like .. 828 00:45:59,477 --> 00:46:02,042 - Well, I mean 2 or 3 models .. - Well, I just ... 829 00:46:02,209 --> 00:46:02,938 Look. 830 00:46:03,058 --> 00:46:06,229 These are designed for brides. 831 00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:11,557 Still alone? 832 00:46:12,034 --> 00:46:12,572 What? 833 00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:16,352 I see that you still have the pendant. 834 00:46:17,918 --> 00:46:18,383 Aha... 835 00:46:20,259 --> 00:46:20,742 Yes. 836 00:46:22,461 --> 00:46:23,440 Or maybe you are gay. 837 00:46:24,614 --> 00:46:26,620 What ?.. Why do you think so? 838 00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:28,999 Thank you for the invitation ... 839 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:29,782 and the accommodation. 840 00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:31,022 Sure! 841 00:46:33,131 --> 00:46:33,988 Invitation for what? 842 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:37,813 To my weekend house in the country. 843 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,125 So let's go to work! 844 00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:49,707 And first, second, third, and fourth, fifth, and sixth, seventh, eighth! 845 00:46:49,827 --> 00:46:52,413 First, second, third, fourth, fifth ... 846 00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:54,167 Shit, you don't keep the rhythm! 847 00:46:54,334 --> 00:46:55,793 The competition is in two weeks! 848 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:58,917 Now let's try the lift. Concentrate. 849 00:46:59,181 --> 00:46:59,502 Okay. 850 00:46:59,622 --> 00:47:01,653 ... five, six, seven, .. lift! 851 00:47:01,773 --> 00:47:03,409 First, second, hold me firmly 852 00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,141 Yassine, watch out ... 853 00:47:06,334 --> 00:47:07,350 Hello. 854 00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:09,167 Daoud, how are you? 855 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,537 So you are fags? 856 00:47:12,415 --> 00:47:12,745 What? 857 00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,361 Show us respect, Daoud. Show us respect. 858 00:47:16,481 --> 00:47:19,292 - Don't take me for a fool! - Do you have any ideas about gays? 859 00:47:19,751 --> 00:47:20,534 What is that supposed to be? 860 00:47:21,953 --> 00:47:23,727 It's .. it's .. 861 00:47:24,314 --> 00:47:25,023 something else. 862 00:47:25,537 --> 00:47:27,519 - Let us explain. - I too am gay! 863 00:47:29,034 --> 00:47:29,621 - What? - What? 864 00:47:30,172 --> 00:47:31,089 I like guys. 865 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,009 I love them! 866 00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:36,339 Damn, I am gay! 867 00:47:36,827 --> 00:47:38,564 Fuck, I like .. why ?! 868 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,040 Well, that's okay .. 869 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,412 Don't touch me, fag! And return the 1700 Euros. 870 00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:46,167 Plus the 300 that your boyfriend borrowed! 871 00:47:47,006 --> 00:47:50,159 I am so relieved. now that I told you. 872 00:47:50,279 --> 00:47:52,787 I could not tell anyone at all. Now I finally feel good. 873 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,431 - And we can continue practicing Thaibox. - Shit, I like balls !! 874 00:48:03,913 --> 00:48:05,112 And a bit of muay-thai ... 875 00:48:10,962 --> 00:48:11,561 Wow! 876 00:48:35,468 --> 00:48:36,584 We are waiting for you. 877 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:38,860 Yes... 878 00:48:39,525 --> 00:48:40,417 just come. 879 00:48:49,903 --> 00:48:51,065 - Are you okay? - Yes. - Yes. 880 00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:54,541 I thought you were telling me. I am sorry. 881 00:48:54,661 --> 00:48:56,065 - So, are you ready? - Yes. 882 00:48:56,185 --> 00:48:57,961 Okay. So Fred likes ... 883 00:48:58,081 --> 00:49:00,996 Playing on Playstation, sleeping on the left, massaging my head. 884 00:49:01,116 --> 00:49:04,605 perfumes, quick-drying gel, puppies and horses. 885 00:49:05,244 --> 00:49:06,059 Yassine likes ... 886 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,344 sleeping on the right, peeing with the door open, his job, 887 00:49:08,464 --> 00:49:10,736 meddling into other people's relationships, according to his mother. 888 00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:12,114 That's what I said. 889 00:49:12,234 --> 00:49:13,741 And his favorite architect is 890 00:49:14,047 --> 00:49:15,246 - Jean Nouvea. - Nouvel. 891 00:49:15,826 --> 00:49:16,422 Is that a woman? 892 00:49:16,756 --> 00:49:18,972 What is the best place for a honeymoon? 893 00:49:19,092 --> 00:49:21,647 Peru, I saw a wonderful document about Machu Picchu. 894 00:49:21,767 --> 00:49:22,249 Perfect! 895 00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:23,513 Last birthday gift you've received? 896 00:49:23,633 --> 00:49:25,554 - PSG print cover. - What a stupid gift! 897 00:49:26,055 --> 00:49:27,992 Lisa gave me one like that. 898 00:49:28,112 --> 00:49:30,123 - You did not like my gift? - It is not like that... 899 00:49:30,243 --> 00:49:32,653 - And what kind of a gift you gave to me? - But I don't have a job. 900 00:49:32,773 --> 00:49:35,519 Exactly. If you poured your energy into finding a job 901 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,684 - and not into playing gays ... - Hey, kids! 902 00:49:38,164 --> 00:49:40,867 Frederique, just take a look at what pearls I picked for your wedding dress... 903 00:49:40,987 --> 00:49:43,509 - Exactly what I wanted. - Enjoy them. 904 00:49:43,754 --> 00:49:45,540 This is so exciting! 905 00:49:46,921 --> 00:49:47,609 Wait ... 906 00:49:47,675 --> 00:49:48,609 those are for the wedding dress? 907 00:49:49,775 --> 00:49:51,182 I worked with what I had! 908 00:49:51,966 --> 00:49:54,914 Do they also have it in chocolate? I do not like almonds. 909 00:49:56,015 --> 00:49:57,447 It is not possible, it's gone too far! 910 00:49:57,814 --> 00:49:59,625 It can not go on! 911 00:50:01,231 --> 00:50:05,267 And his wife is so charming. Simply perfect! 912 00:50:05,561 --> 00:50:09,409 And work, Yassine ... is really important here. 913 00:50:12,002 --> 00:50:12,995 Bravo, that's my son. 914 00:50:13,849 --> 00:50:15,625 But he is doing viaducts. 915 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,493 And this is what her dress will look like. 916 00:50:19,812 --> 00:50:21,584 Both are fantastic! 917 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:23,022 I am really proud of him. 918 00:50:23,142 --> 00:50:24,089 And tomorrow... 919 00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,737 he has a big presentation at work. 920 00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:33,343 Our project combines elements of modernity and passion, for visitors ... 921 00:50:33,463 --> 00:50:35,200 - Hello? - There will be a possibility ... 922 00:50:35,653 --> 00:50:38,003 No, I'm not interested in Rihanna! I said Beyonce! 923 00:50:38,123 --> 00:50:39,792 Beyonce .. I want her! 924 00:50:40,372 --> 00:50:43,026 Add two millions, it's his birthday after all! 925 00:50:44,983 --> 00:50:45,864 So, gentlemen ... 926 00:50:46,382 --> 00:50:49,526 We invest our money with the utmost care, and your ... project 927 00:50:50,321 --> 00:50:51,214 lacks ambition. 928 00:50:51,911 --> 00:50:53,158 But it combines the new with the old! 929 00:50:53,481 --> 00:50:54,276 Nothing original. 930 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:56,099 How about buying a football club? 931 00:50:56,737 --> 00:50:57,226 So fast ... 932 00:50:57,761 --> 00:51:01,763 No, wait, please let my colleague explain the technical specifics. 933 00:51:01,883 --> 00:51:03,400 Yassine used to work for the Qataris. 934 00:51:07,068 --> 00:51:08,450 Your face seemed familiar. 935 00:51:09,678 --> 00:51:11,964 Listen, I fully understand that you may not like this project of ours. 936 00:51:12,084 --> 00:51:14,909 However, we worked on a second draft, which is closer to your expectations. 937 00:51:16,383 --> 00:51:17,123 Believe me! 938 00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:26,637 No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, believe me, I'm sorry. 939 00:51:26,757 --> 00:51:28,209 This is a virus, it's a virus. 940 00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:29,792 It is forbidden! 941 00:51:29,959 --> 00:51:32,476 - Sorry, sorry, sorry. - It is forbidden! 942 00:51:32,596 --> 00:51:34,792 Gentlemen, I end this meeting. 943 00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,304 Don't you understand that it is forbidden, Yassine ?! 944 00:51:36,424 --> 00:51:37,512 No and now listen to me! 945 00:51:38,006 --> 00:51:39,126 I worked for a Qatari corporation, 946 00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:40,301 Which is close enough to you! 947 00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:41,879 And there's a lot of illegal work! 948 00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:43,520 Do you want to blackmail us? 949 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,096 Listen to me for at least two minutes! 950 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:48,375 Your customers will experience unbelievable things. 951 00:51:48,542 --> 00:51:50,125 And in the middle of wilderness in Paris! 952 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,539 Thanks. 953 00:51:57,668 --> 00:51:58,866 Now look at the first drawing. 954 00:51:59,563 --> 00:52:02,853 It is a project that fits perfectly with the current dynamic of Paris . 955 00:52:03,098 --> 00:52:04,125 And thanks to its modernity. 956 00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,785 The space shows the actual ... 957 00:52:15,893 --> 00:52:17,904 Who were those guys with the paddles? 958 00:52:18,024 --> 00:52:20,415 - It was just spam! - Spam? Well ... 959 00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:22,494 - Is it true! - No, it was yours. 960 00:52:22,738 --> 00:52:24,304 How did you think of that? 961 00:52:25,136 --> 00:52:27,607 - Why do you have something like that on a laptop? - It was a fairy tale. 962 00:52:28,292 --> 00:52:29,857 I love this project. 963 00:52:32,694 --> 00:52:33,834 Was it your idea, Yassine? 964 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:36,767 No. 965 00:52:37,758 --> 00:52:39,030 We came up with it together. 966 00:52:44,952 --> 00:52:45,784 Good... 967 00:52:46,873 --> 00:52:48,965 Strike the iron while it's hot. 968 00:52:51,122 --> 00:52:52,834 - A rest of the plans? - I have them at home. 969 00:52:53,104 --> 00:52:54,628 Then we shouldn't waste time. 970 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:55,717 I'll accompany you. 971 00:52:56,272 --> 00:52:57,385 What ... right now? 972 00:53:08,571 --> 00:53:10,580 Hello, sir ... Mr. Dussart, a government agent. 973 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,467 I need your flat in a matter of a state investigation. 974 00:53:14,641 --> 00:53:17,969 Although I'm blind, I'll say this to you calmly, eye to eye, goodbye, sir. 975 00:53:20,268 --> 00:53:22,018 Chopi, did you see what I told him? 976 00:53:25,459 --> 00:53:27,209 - Let me show you how it works. - Yes? 977 00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:28,836 And I'll give you the recipe. 978 00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:38,043 I need an empty flat right away. Do not let my mum to be there. 979 00:53:40,905 --> 00:53:42,386 Give me a minute, and I'll take care of it. 980 00:53:42,506 --> 00:53:43,902 Tell him we can't. 981 00:53:44,898 --> 00:53:47,748 The boss of that shop was good. 982 00:53:50,554 --> 00:53:51,202 What a moron! 983 00:53:53,459 --> 00:53:54,089 And it is done. 984 00:53:55,598 --> 00:53:57,006 You're completely mad! 985 00:53:57,814 --> 00:53:58,438 And why? 986 00:53:59,025 --> 00:54:00,762 You messed it up! 987 00:54:01,042 --> 00:54:05,417 Are you okay? Sorry about that. We'll go to the pharmacy. 988 00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:19,932 It does not matter how long it will last. I have you by the throat, Tchoukliba. 989 00:54:30,307 --> 00:54:32,631 But no, Chop, how come you ate my sandwich? 990 00:54:33,451 --> 00:54:34,430 What have I told you? 991 00:54:34,674 --> 00:54:35,755 What have I told you? 992 00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,845 What a naughty boy! 993 00:54:38,682 --> 00:54:40,867 Don't you know how much effort it is for daddy to make a sandwich? 994 00:54:48,349 --> 00:54:50,575 COME AND LICK MY ASS FLAT 1 B 995 00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:52,625 Chop! 996 00:54:55,519 --> 00:54:56,718 Come on in. 997 00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:03,881 Oh, shit! 998 00:55:12,581 --> 00:55:15,877 It's not what you think! I live here with my colleague, who is gay. 999 00:55:17,590 --> 00:55:18,299 Okay... 1000 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,123 Is that the house of your parents? Is it finished? 1001 00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:25,030 No, not yet. 1002 00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:27,959 But if we win the Qatari project, I'll be able to finish it. 1003 00:55:36,678 --> 00:55:37,657 Why did you leave me? 1004 00:55:39,518 --> 00:55:40,447 Was I too fat? 1005 00:55:42,231 --> 00:55:43,136 You weren't too fat. 1006 00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:44,959 Why then did the whole school call me 'hippo'? 1007 00:55:45,672 --> 00:55:46,907 You were always beautiful for me. 1008 00:55:47,209 --> 00:55:47,739 Aha... 1009 00:55:49,038 --> 00:55:50,017 Here in Morocco ... 1010 00:55:50,355 --> 00:55:52,378 we love hippos, we have some snuff in golden hippo statues. 1011 00:55:54,604 --> 00:55:55,705 You were ashamed of me. 1012 00:55:59,229 --> 00:56:00,599 I was ashamed of myself. 1013 00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:03,114 I didn't get a diploma. 1014 00:56:03,555 --> 00:56:04,790 And I lost all the documents. 1015 00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:08,692 - I could not stay with you. - So you simply left me? 1016 00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,162 Where is the proposal? 1017 00:56:16,845 --> 00:56:20,000 You little bastard, I've got you! 1018 00:56:24,707 --> 00:56:26,089 Someone is here! Chop! 1019 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,291 Get him! 1020 00:56:31,229 --> 00:56:31,975 Chopi? 1021 00:56:38,439 --> 00:56:39,771 It's not in my room. 1022 00:56:40,443 --> 00:56:42,532 -Are you hiding something there? - I'm not ... 1023 00:56:45,697 --> 00:56:46,296 Sorry. 1024 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:56,277 I have to go. 1025 00:56:57,334 --> 00:56:58,135 Oh no ... 1026 00:57:05,767 --> 00:57:07,075 Shit!!! 1027 00:57:08,094 --> 00:57:09,573 What have you done to Chopi? 1028 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:12,395 He jumped from the balcony, your Chopi! 1029 00:57:13,617 --> 00:57:15,298 One cannot work like this! 1030 00:57:16,418 --> 00:57:17,242 Chopi! 1031 00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:27,481 Mum .. what happened? 1032 00:57:27,601 --> 00:57:29,569 Not much, I hit my head ... 1033 00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:30,584 and knee? 1034 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:32,284 What? 1035 00:57:32,404 --> 00:57:33,875 It's nothing, nothing, I'm fine. 1036 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:36,090 I bought all this for my son. 1037 00:57:36,210 --> 00:57:38,315 Stop with this, you've barely begun. 1038 00:57:38,435 --> 00:57:40,459 But we had an opportunity! 1039 00:57:40,486 --> 00:57:41,667 Mum, I don't want a stag party! 1040 00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:45,142 But I invited everyone, even your colleagues. 1041 00:57:45,497 --> 00:57:46,353 Oh, wait ... 1042 00:57:47,391 --> 00:57:49,000 - You also sent invitations to the office? - Sure! 1043 00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:51,152 Do you think that Frederique and I will wait? 1044 00:57:51,272 --> 00:57:52,809 - Frederique, come ... - Yes. 1045 00:57:52,929 --> 00:57:55,301 I found it interesting to serve candy with motives of Paris. 1046 00:57:55,421 --> 00:57:57,328 I did my best. Really. 1047 00:57:59,058 --> 00:57:59,709 Is she joking? 1048 00:58:21,709 --> 00:58:23,542 Why isn't there anyone? 1049 00:58:23,709 --> 00:58:25,792 Is it just me working here, or what? 1050 00:58:39,345 --> 00:58:40,201 Don't move! 1051 00:58:40,665 --> 00:58:42,192 If you move, you're dead! 1052 00:58:42,467 --> 00:58:43,444 If you scream ... 1053 00:58:43,896 --> 00:58:44,873 you're dead to him ??! 1054 00:58:44,993 --> 00:58:45,899 When you are dead... 1055 00:58:46,932 --> 00:58:47,709 you're dead. 1056 00:58:48,215 --> 00:58:49,083 Yassine? 1057 00:58:49,203 --> 00:58:49,632 What? 1058 00:58:50,268 --> 00:58:51,490 I can see you, Yassine. 1059 00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:57,217 Stan! 1060 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,334 Stanoeve! 1061 00:58:59,152 --> 00:59:03,026 This is because I worked all night on the budgets. 1062 00:59:03,517 --> 00:59:05,436 And I thought you were a thief. 1063 00:59:05,556 --> 00:59:06,489 I needed to assure myself. 1064 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:07,593 Oh, okay. 1065 00:59:15,755 --> 00:59:16,959 Go and rest. 1066 00:59:17,486 --> 00:59:18,505 Because of the Qataris. 1067 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:19,558 Sure... 1068 00:59:20,010 --> 00:59:20,572 I'm going. 1069 00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:21,538 Okay. 1070 00:59:32,997 --> 00:59:33,600 Hello. 1071 00:59:33,886 --> 00:59:34,499 Hello. 1072 00:59:39,866 --> 00:59:40,798 You are an early bird! 1073 00:59:41,084 --> 00:59:41,743 Yes. 1074 00:59:44,035 --> 00:59:44,875 About last night... 1075 00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:48,334 To be honest... We shouldn't have kissed. 1076 00:59:50,062 --> 00:59:53,750 You cannot just snap your fingers to make it better two years after the breakup. 1077 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,354 We are simply colleagues ... 1078 00:59:57,722 --> 00:59:58,286 and that's it. 1079 01:00:02,751 --> 01:00:03,316 Okay. 1080 01:00:03,742 --> 01:00:07,070 And as a colleague, do you want to come this weekend? 1081 01:00:07,941 --> 01:00:09,585 Absolutely, yes... 1082 01:00:10,125 --> 01:00:11,414 I'd like to, but ... 1083 01:00:12,229 --> 01:00:13,873 Currently, it's complicated. 1084 01:00:14,867 --> 01:00:15,370 Okay. 1085 01:00:24,164 --> 01:00:26,125 I wanted to go with Yassine to Peru. 1086 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,048 - I saw a super programme about Machu Picchu. - Listen to me, Mr. Marval. 1087 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,370 What I have to say, is not exactly easy ... 1088 01:00:31,934 --> 01:00:33,149 But you have to be strong. 1089 01:00:33,649 --> 01:00:35,032 Mr. Tchoukliba.. 1090 01:00:35,670 --> 01:00:36,725 is toying with you. 1091 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:38,491 What do you mean? 1092 01:00:38,611 --> 01:00:43,082 Based on my observations, I have no doubt about your homosexuality ... 1093 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,763 but he, on the contrary, he ... 1094 01:00:45,364 --> 01:00:46,834 is a heterosexual. 1095 01:00:47,589 --> 01:00:49,459 It is not possible! He always wants ... 1096 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:53,110 Well, certain individuals are very good in pretending, Mr Marval. 1097 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:55,847 But I promise you, I'll see to it. 1098 01:00:57,542 --> 01:00:58,466 Hello. 1099 01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:01,034 I am sorry. 1100 01:01:01,378 --> 01:01:02,716 Have you heard about Machu Picchu? 1101 01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:04,153 It is in Peru. 1102 01:01:07,086 --> 01:01:07,774 What's going on? 1103 01:01:08,937 --> 01:01:09,768 Are you seeing a woman? 1104 01:01:10,256 --> 01:01:10,956 So what? 1105 01:01:11,177 --> 01:01:12,841 Don't lie, you are sweating like a pig. 1106 01:01:13,737 --> 01:01:15,223 You don't look at me as before! 1107 01:01:15,921 --> 01:01:16,391 What? 1108 01:01:16,511 --> 01:01:18,035 And now, who is that woman?! 1109 01:01:18,155 --> 01:01:19,558 Did she jump off a bridge for you? 1110 01:01:19,678 --> 01:01:21,944 - Stop behaving like an idiot. - He saw you with her. 1111 01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:24,542 Shouldn't we act like gays?! 1112 01:01:24,709 --> 01:01:25,378 So what are we? 1113 01:01:26,272 --> 01:01:26,755 Gay. 1114 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:30,209 Exactly, I'm gay, you are gay, we are gay. 1115 01:01:30,481 --> 01:01:33,422 Gay, gay, gay! 1116 01:01:33,542 --> 01:01:35,584 Gay ... 1117 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:36,763 Gaaaa y gawww... 1118 01:01:37,341 --> 01:01:38,606 d... 1119 01:01:39,542 --> 01:01:40,357 How you doing, bro? 1120 01:01:43,869 --> 01:01:45,527 You leave me no other choice, Tchoukliba. 1121 01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:54,098 And it's done, my daughter. 1122 01:01:54,218 --> 01:01:58,055 - You can give them a try. - No, I'm not ready yet. 1123 01:01:58,175 --> 01:02:03,211 Try, try, try, try, try, try, try! 1124 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:11,934 Hello, my caramel .. 1125 01:02:12,205 --> 01:02:12,749 Hello. 1126 01:02:13,732 --> 01:02:15,328 I'm sorry for my being honest, but I think 1127 01:02:15,942 --> 01:02:17,766 that Arabs are very beautiful. 1128 01:02:19,125 --> 01:02:20,667 You are a dear, but I'm not interested. 1129 01:02:20,834 --> 01:02:22,184 I like when men resist. 1130 01:02:22,756 --> 01:02:24,008 And I often I say no, 1131 01:02:24,709 --> 01:02:25,709 but when I say no, 1132 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,584 it is often yes. 1133 01:02:28,677 --> 01:02:29,611 yes... 1134 01:02:30,334 --> 01:02:31,499 yes, yes ... 1135 01:02:31,619 --> 01:02:32,826 But I'm gay. 1136 01:02:39,545 --> 01:02:40,552 Hello, mademoiselle. 1137 01:02:41,241 --> 01:02:43,917 As you can see, I'm an Arab. 1138 01:02:44,545 --> 01:02:45,368 No, thanks. 1139 01:02:47,459 --> 01:02:49,943 When you say no, it means yes. 1140 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:51,459 Yes, yes, yes. 1141 01:02:52,209 --> 01:02:53,375 I said no and mean no! 1142 01:03:20,209 --> 01:03:21,926 We are all the same. 1143 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,353 We always cry when we try on the wedding dress. 1144 01:03:28,001 --> 01:03:29,959 Fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth! 1145 01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,826 Damn, I'm hot! 1146 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,375 You know what? 1147 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:38,294 This is the first time ever than I am good in something. 1148 01:03:38,841 --> 01:03:40,070 I'm really proud of myself! 1149 01:03:40,459 --> 01:03:42,000 I have a great motivation! 1150 01:03:42,167 --> 01:03:43,963 I really believe in myself for that competition! 1151 01:03:45,036 --> 01:03:46,120 I have to go away during that weekend. 1152 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,407 What weekend? 1153 01:03:47,667 --> 01:03:48,303 That one with Claire. 1154 01:03:50,016 --> 01:03:51,723 Hope you don't miss something because of that woman. 1155 01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:54,536 And what if the inspector shows up? 1156 01:03:56,358 --> 01:03:57,169 I'll risk it. 1157 01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:00,292 You are confused! 1158 01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:02,984 Let's see if the judges don't laugh! 1159 01:04:04,870 --> 01:04:06,356 And what about my 3000 Euros? 1160 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:11,618 Don't go anywhere! 1161 01:04:13,346 --> 01:04:14,427 You had a fight? 1162 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,464 He doesn't deserve you. 1163 01:04:24,838 --> 01:04:26,209 Daoud, what are you doing? 1164 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:27,614 I am married! 1165 01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:32,490 I have to go. 1166 01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:35,159 Your perfume smells nice. 1167 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:50,316 Can you walk well with that corset, Chopi? 1168 01:04:50,623 --> 01:04:51,618 Well yes, nice Chopi. 1169 01:04:59,450 --> 01:05:00,887 Tchoukliba! 1170 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:03,917 One euro, I beg you. 1171 01:05:04,084 --> 01:05:05,667 For that child, sir. 1172 01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:07,292 Please... 1173 01:05:33,646 --> 01:05:34,715 Yassine? 1174 01:05:36,917 --> 01:05:38,875 Eventually I made time. 1175 01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:40,834 Super! 1176 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:42,560 Better than super! 1177 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:46,552 So come on in, everyone is here. 1178 01:05:47,397 --> 01:05:48,761 Now I'm going to do pork skewers. 1179 01:05:49,602 --> 01:05:51,625 I hope you don't mind, ham is in it too. 1180 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:56,459 There's nest with the young ones. They are so cute! 1181 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,443 So I am here. 1182 01:05:57,909 --> 01:05:58,867 Hello, Yassine! 1183 01:05:59,217 --> 01:06:00,227 That's great that you came. 1184 01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:01,145 These are for you. 1185 01:06:01,907 --> 01:06:02,545 Thank you. 1186 01:06:03,123 --> 01:06:04,792 Make yourself at home. 1187 01:06:06,163 --> 01:06:08,312 Did you see them there? They are nightingales. 1188 01:06:15,792 --> 01:06:17,417 Bravo! 1189 01:06:19,442 --> 01:06:20,759 It is quite windy though. 1190 01:06:21,112 --> 01:06:21,825 Claire, do you want to try? 1191 01:06:21,945 --> 01:06:22,672 I'm on it! 1192 01:06:24,206 --> 01:06:24,918 So ... 1193 01:06:25,534 --> 01:06:26,566 The main thing is to stand properly. 1194 01:06:27,456 --> 01:06:28,414 Flexibility is the key. 1195 01:06:29,004 --> 01:06:29,655 You must spread your legs. 1196 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,595 Wait! I will try it. 1197 01:06:31,997 --> 01:06:32,795 - Seriously? - Yes. 1198 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:33,937 I have a little space here. 1199 01:06:42,352 --> 01:06:43,998 You shot into the nest, this is impossible! 1200 01:06:46,834 --> 01:06:48,823 - Pardon, pardon! - Don't get close! 1201 01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:50,543 If they absorbe a strange odour, 1202 01:06:51,464 --> 01:06:52,542 their mother will leave. 1203 01:06:53,692 --> 01:06:54,500 They're hungry. 1204 01:06:54,870 --> 01:06:55,079 Seb? 1205 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:57,584 - Seb, can you hand me a spoon? - Yes, here. 1206 01:07:09,838 --> 01:07:10,354 And it is done. 1207 01:07:12,811 --> 01:07:14,417 That's cute! 1208 01:07:14,584 --> 01:07:15,391 Bravo! 1209 01:07:18,417 --> 01:07:20,375 I'm going to look after some bananas. 1210 01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:23,042 That was great. 1211 01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:28,637 DUSSART! 1212 01:07:29,214 --> 01:07:32,167 Stop with the chase! 1213 01:07:32,334 --> 01:07:34,209 It makes me sick! 1214 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:35,792 I can't take it anymore! 1215 01:07:35,912 --> 01:07:38,492 - Let my mother go! - It's not your mother, that's a guy! 1216 01:07:41,075 --> 01:07:42,009 He has false breasts! 1217 01:07:42,968 --> 01:07:43,742 Oh, no, they are real. 1218 01:07:44,381 --> 01:07:45,667 What an idiot! 1219 01:07:46,086 --> 01:07:48,641 Oh, Claire, who is this guy? 1220 01:07:48,959 --> 01:07:50,789 I'm quite confused. 1221 01:07:51,156 --> 01:07:53,097 - It is not easy to understand ... - Get out, Yassine! 1222 01:07:59,229 --> 01:07:59,941 Yes, mum? 1223 01:08:00,061 --> 01:08:05,186 Son, Mr. Dussart is here. Don't worry. I'll take care of him. 1224 01:08:05,554 --> 01:08:08,500 What ? No! Don't say anything to him! I'll be right there! 1225 01:08:14,575 --> 01:08:15,998 Splendid, well ... let's do it. 1226 01:08:16,906 --> 01:08:17,666 So ... 1227 01:08:19,442 --> 01:08:21,061 How do you get along with Frederic? 1228 01:08:21,282 --> 01:08:23,650 Very well, she's very nice. 1229 01:08:24,292 --> 01:08:25,959 "She"? 1230 01:08:26,291 --> 01:08:26,757 Yes. 1231 01:08:27,064 --> 01:08:28,143 With Frederique. 1232 01:08:28,634 --> 01:08:29,964 How did Yassine tell you? 1233 01:08:30,195 --> 01:08:31,900 At first, he hid it. 1234 01:08:32,428 --> 01:08:33,625 And you accepted it? 1235 01:08:33,946 --> 01:08:37,369 It is not easy for us. We don't have any mixed couples at home. 1236 01:08:37,639 --> 01:08:40,464 The most important thing is though that my son is happy. 1237 01:08:40,820 --> 01:08:44,734 If he wants to marry Frederique, then he must be in love a lot. 1238 01:08:50,852 --> 01:08:51,527 Dessert? 1239 01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:52,546 No, thank you. 1240 01:08:58,977 --> 01:09:00,839 - Where is Dussart? - He just left. 1241 01:09:00,959 --> 01:09:01,728 What did he say? 1242 01:09:01,848 --> 01:09:05,177 He asked a lot of questions. And I replied to all of them. 1243 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:07,911 - What did he look like? - He looked very happy. 1244 01:09:08,131 --> 01:09:09,628 He said he would call me. 1245 01:09:09,959 --> 01:09:11,793 He will also call you. 1246 01:09:19,086 --> 01:09:19,980 You're here ?! 1247 01:09:20,308 --> 01:09:21,437 Finally, you're here? 1248 01:09:22,134 --> 01:09:24,167 Obviously you have no idea about the competition, how important it's for me. 1249 01:09:24,875 --> 01:09:26,000 I've got something to say. 1250 01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:28,084 I'd rather you not say anything. I'm tired of your stories. 1251 01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:29,459 Do you think I enjoy it? 1252 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:31,566 I did it because of your documents! 1253 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:33,875 Don't expect anything more from me! 1254 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,417 It doesn't matter anymore. Dussart got me. 1255 01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:40,052 It's useless. 1256 01:09:49,167 --> 01:09:51,984 I don't want to push you, but this should be signed before the banks close. 1257 01:09:52,946 --> 01:09:54,306 - In five minutes ... - Yes. 1258 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:56,189 So... 1259 01:09:58,167 --> 01:09:58,959 That's him! 1260 01:09:59,838 --> 01:10:00,867 I recognize him. 1261 01:10:01,210 --> 01:10:02,894 That's that idiot, who jumped from a bridge in the youtube video. 1262 01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:06,105 - Yeah. That's that idiot. - Sure, I recognized him. Hey! 1263 01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:08,625 Will you come to my son's birthday?! 1264 01:10:08,898 --> 01:10:12,014 All my children love you! Mohamed, Nadia, Sonia, 1265 01:10:12,134 --> 01:10:13,115 Ahmed, Hafid. 1266 01:10:13,235 --> 01:10:14,834 - Samir. - And Samir! 1267 01:10:15,209 --> 01:10:16,774 - So where did we end? - It is here. 1268 01:10:19,140 --> 01:10:19,790 Super! 1269 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,229 - Super, sir. - The same for you. 1270 01:10:31,677 --> 01:10:33,736 It's nice to return to a place of our first kiss. 1271 01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:35,281 It is true. 1272 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:37,125 Stop, stop, stop! 1273 01:10:37,292 --> 01:10:38,832 - Why? - Dussart could be here. 1274 01:10:41,369 --> 01:10:42,031 Fred ... 1275 01:10:43,283 --> 01:10:44,913 Don't you think we should talk? 1276 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,727 Not now, darling. 1277 01:10:52,014 --> 01:10:53,068 Bravo to you both. 1278 01:10:53,864 --> 01:10:54,980 At work you made a name for yourself. 1279 01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:57,209 And certainly bonus will come your way. 1280 01:10:58,514 --> 01:10:59,862 I knew that we will understand each other. 1281 01:11:00,459 --> 01:11:01,320 After all... 1282 01:11:03,012 --> 01:11:03,919 How about a glass of something? 1283 01:11:04,348 --> 01:11:06,064 You can build your family house now! 1284 01:11:06,962 --> 01:11:07,991 Come on, a little glass ...? 1285 01:11:10,292 --> 01:11:11,521 Claire, did you get my messages? 1286 01:11:13,256 --> 01:11:14,850 Please let me explain. 1287 01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,363 Crazy things happen to me! 1288 01:11:19,532 --> 01:11:20,584 I don't know what got into me! 1289 01:11:21,084 --> 01:11:22,142 Leave me be! 1290 01:11:22,901 --> 01:11:23,882 Hippo! 1291 01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:30,042 This is for the hippo, this is for my mother, 1292 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,820 and it is for that you left me! 1293 01:11:32,735 --> 01:11:34,476 Give me one more for what I'm gonna do. 1294 01:11:50,884 --> 01:11:52,790 They say we too should be happy. 1295 01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:07,389 Are you not going say something? 1296 01:12:09,122 --> 01:12:10,410 Is everything okay between us? 1297 01:12:10,998 --> 01:12:13,118 I am not happy, you are not happy... 1298 01:12:14,843 --> 01:12:17,355 Sometimes you're my boyfriend, sometimes you're not my boyfriend. 1299 01:12:20,047 --> 01:12:21,126 Yes, but ... 1300 01:12:21,653 --> 01:12:22,413 But what? 1301 01:12:23,639 --> 01:12:25,741 It's kind of strange, what is happening to us. 1302 01:12:33,481 --> 01:12:34,548 I will always love you, Fred. 1303 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,309 But we are not a couple anymore. 1304 01:12:42,917 --> 01:12:44,654 - Are you saying ... - This is the end! 1305 01:12:44,774 --> 01:12:47,209 Shut up so we can watch! 1306 01:13:39,538 --> 01:13:41,292 What do you really want from me, Yasinne? 1307 01:13:43,456 --> 01:13:44,890 I want you back. 1308 01:13:46,283 --> 01:13:47,717 To leave me again? 1309 01:13:48,955 --> 01:13:50,561 Now, when we are back together ... 1310 01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,667 one thing is clear to me. 1311 01:13:55,792 --> 01:13:57,667 That you're my happiness. 1312 01:14:19,758 --> 01:14:21,796 Yassine, This is Fred. Answer if you are there. 1313 01:14:22,521 --> 01:14:23,459 Your mother is looking for you. 1314 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:25,182 She has an appointment with Dussart. 1315 01:14:25,797 --> 01:14:26,669 I'm really sorry ... 1316 01:14:27,148 --> 01:14:28,425 for last night. 1317 01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:29,868 I want you to come ... 1318 01:14:30,371 --> 01:14:31,661 Husbands must help each other. 1319 01:14:32,589 --> 01:14:33,706 And we are what? 1320 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,131 We are fags! 1321 01:14:36,721 --> 01:14:37,741 I'm in "Toolbox". 1322 01:14:37,861 --> 01:14:38,798 I'm counting on you. 1323 01:14:39,338 --> 01:14:39,866 Hey, bro. 1324 01:14:54,130 --> 01:14:56,959 Just relax, you can manage just fine even without the other one! 1325 01:14:58,846 --> 01:14:59,559 Hello? 1326 01:15:01,375 --> 01:15:03,027 What? Again, you drank from my bottle? 1327 01:15:03,322 --> 01:15:05,128 Tell him I'm coming right away! 1328 01:15:05,248 --> 01:15:08,625 I'm gonna fuck him up. And his father, his mother ... 1329 01:15:09,167 --> 01:15:11,250 No, not his mother. His brother! 1330 01:15:11,417 --> 01:15:14,322 His cousin, his friends. Simply all of them! 1331 01:15:22,709 --> 01:15:24,500 Hello, are you waiting for someone? 1332 01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:27,688 Did you know Dussart will be here? 1333 01:15:27,982 --> 01:15:28,339 What ? 1334 01:15:28,459 --> 01:15:31,805 - Of course, you came because of him, right? - I don't care that Dussart is here. 1335 01:15:31,925 --> 01:15:33,667 I came because of you, my brother. 1336 01:15:33,834 --> 01:15:35,597 The contest is important for you. 1337 01:15:36,656 --> 01:15:37,685 - Really? - Sure. 1338 01:15:38,211 --> 01:15:39,124 - Because of me? - Absolutely! 1339 01:15:40,434 --> 01:15:43,446 I spoke with Dussart. It's not yet closed. The documents are yours, it's good. 1340 01:15:44,152 --> 01:15:44,863 How is it possible ? 1341 01:15:45,209 --> 01:15:46,536 It's good, I swear, it's good! 1342 01:15:46,584 --> 01:15:47,633 - He believed us. - Really? 1343 01:15:47,753 --> 01:15:48,104 Yes. 1344 01:15:52,292 --> 01:15:56,352 I will never forget what you did for me. This evening is ours, we will give it our all. 1345 01:16:00,692 --> 01:16:04,089 A big applause for the cowboys from Ouarzazate. 1346 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,229 - Why are we here? - And now everyone get yourself together, 1347 01:16:07,349 --> 01:16:11,647 to give a wild welcome to naughty Yassine and provocative Fred! 1348 01:18:50,146 --> 01:18:51,195 Please. 1349 01:18:51,315 --> 01:18:52,417 Please. 1350 01:18:52,584 --> 01:18:54,292 Stop, stop, please. 1351 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,795 I don't deserve your applause. 1352 01:18:59,625 --> 01:19:01,000 I lied. 1353 01:19:04,681 --> 01:19:06,654 Mr. Dussart, I was never gay. 1354 01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:09,135 No, no, such a pity! 1355 01:19:09,255 --> 01:19:10,557 So courageous to tell the truth. 1356 01:19:10,677 --> 01:19:12,207 I'm also straight. 1357 01:19:12,542 --> 01:19:14,000 But like dicks. 1358 01:19:14,865 --> 01:19:15,579 Mother, 1359 01:19:16,034 --> 01:19:19,527 I've never been married to Frederique. Her name is Lisa ... 1360 01:19:19,810 --> 01:19:22,284 and she is Yves' girlfriend, 1361 01:19:23,650 --> 01:19:25,385 and he is my best friend ... 1362 01:19:26,042 --> 01:19:26,874 Fred. 1363 01:19:29,542 --> 01:19:30,344 Claire. 1364 01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:32,684 I was an imbecile and I never should have lied to you. 1365 01:19:33,771 --> 01:19:35,150 I got quite entangled in it. 1366 01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,440 I blame myself that you had to suffer. 1367 01:19:39,178 --> 01:19:41,719 I understand if you never want to see me again, but there is one thing you should know. 1368 01:19:43,432 --> 01:19:45,450 I was always sincere, when it came to my emotions. 1369 01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,306 I love you. 1370 01:19:51,380 --> 01:19:53,878 Oh, this is so pathetic. 1371 01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:07,944 Go on! Go after her. So you can be together again. 1372 01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:09,225 Run! 1373 01:20:12,013 --> 01:20:13,917 Go on! 1374 01:20:14,596 --> 01:20:15,292 Move! 1375 01:20:18,585 --> 01:20:19,215 Cut them off! 1376 01:20:19,335 --> 01:20:21,709 - Don't let the fuzz pass! - I want to blow you! 1377 01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:23,959 I want to blow you, please! 1378 01:20:28,508 --> 01:20:29,259 Claire! 1379 01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:32,102 Move and you'll get tasered! 1380 01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:34,452 Yassine, how are you, man? 1381 01:20:35,292 --> 01:20:36,880 - You know him? - That's Yassine! 1382 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:38,684 Good bye to you, gentlemen! 1383 01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:41,950 Follow me, we can catch him! 1384 01:20:42,070 --> 01:20:44,209 Come on, we need to get him! 1385 01:20:44,375 --> 01:20:45,667 Yassine, stop! 1386 01:20:46,125 --> 01:20:47,175 Stop! 1387 01:20:47,403 --> 01:20:48,203 Stop! 1388 01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:49,421 Don't move! 1389 01:20:49,953 --> 01:20:50,655 Claire? 1390 01:20:51,159 --> 01:20:52,562 Handcuff him, put handcuffs on him! 1391 01:20:53,321 --> 01:20:54,047 We'll take him right away. 1392 01:20:57,569 --> 01:20:58,529 Go there! 1393 01:20:58,649 --> 01:20:59,367 Hurry! 1394 01:21:00,783 --> 01:21:02,595 You almost got me, Tchoukliba! 1395 01:21:02,715 --> 01:21:04,792 - Let's finish! - Get him in! 1396 01:21:04,912 --> 01:21:05,605 Fast. 1397 01:21:06,175 --> 01:21:07,949 Come on, tilt your head. 1398 01:21:08,255 --> 01:21:10,792 Take care, Yassine. See you soon, my friend. 1399 01:21:55,294 --> 01:21:56,352 Tchoukliba! 1400 01:21:58,506 --> 01:21:59,542 You can come out. 1401 01:22:11,533 --> 01:22:12,235 Claire? 1402 01:22:12,924 --> 01:22:14,844 Allahu akbar. 1403 01:22:17,375 --> 01:22:18,070 What? 1404 01:22:18,378 --> 01:22:20,542 Allahu akbar. 1405 01:22:49,153 --> 01:22:50,515 - Here, my son. - Thank you, Mum. 1406 01:22:55,169 --> 01:22:57,292 Yassine, it's over with France. 1407 01:22:57,566 --> 01:22:59,115 There is nothing good for you here. 1408 01:23:02,483 --> 01:23:03,577 France welcomed me here. 1409 01:23:05,268 --> 01:23:06,559 And she gave me genuine friends. 1410 01:23:08,323 --> 01:23:08,790 And ... 1411 01:23:10,857 --> 01:23:11,717 I found my true love. 1412 01:23:13,033 --> 01:23:13,758 I messed up everything. 1413 01:23:16,272 --> 01:23:17,428 I was afraid I would disappoint you. 1414 01:23:19,407 --> 01:23:21,301 I love you, son. 1415 01:23:24,938 --> 01:23:27,545 And I'm proud of you, always. 1416 01:23:28,246 --> 01:23:30,188 - Thank you, Mum. - Drink your coffee before it gets cold. 1417 01:23:30,657 --> 01:23:32,799 Courage, son, courage! 1418 01:23:32,919 --> 01:23:34,222 Come and help me with the boxes. 1419 01:23:48,342 --> 01:23:49,940 It wasn't easy to find you. 1420 01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:52,077 - Do you want help with that? - Fred? 1421 01:23:52,608 --> 01:23:54,250 What are you doing here? 1422 01:23:57,150 --> 01:23:58,723 I came for my alimony. 1423 01:23:59,084 --> 01:24:00,136 You didn't call or anything. 1424 01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:01,501 Do you think that's normal? 1425 01:24:02,699 --> 01:24:04,285 I know, I'm sorry, my friend. 1426 01:24:04,966 --> 01:24:06,650 Do not worry, I got money from Daoud. 1427 01:24:07,839 --> 01:24:09,589 Something new about Claire? Is she well? 1428 01:24:10,375 --> 01:24:11,356 Why don't you ask her yourself? 1429 01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:26,756 I came to Morocco to see if they like hippos. 1430 01:24:27,198 --> 01:24:28,157 And I should count them. 1431 01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:42,917 Praise Allah. Start the music! It's for my son's wedding! 1432 01:25:06,818 --> 01:25:07,420 Hello. 1433 01:25:07,789 --> 01:25:09,120 Did you not get married? 1434 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:10,046 You should think about it. 1435 01:25:10,166 --> 01:25:11,167 We did. 1436 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:12,750 Is it true? 1437 01:25:12,917 --> 01:25:14,763 - Did you find wives? - Not that. 1438 01:25:15,403 --> 01:25:16,349 The two of us we got married ... 1439 01:25:16,669 --> 01:25:17,271 together. 1440 01:25:21,267 --> 01:25:22,167 That's not so bad. 1441 01:25:22,718 --> 01:25:23,500 Thank you. 1442 01:25:27,709 --> 01:25:29,723 Okay, now take this and put it on the table. 1443 01:25:29,843 --> 01:25:34,167 Thank you very much. Hamid, three hookas for that group back there, okay? 1444 01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:36,432 Can I also have a go? Just a little? 1445 01:25:37,873 --> 01:25:38,709 How are you? 1446 01:25:39,004 --> 01:25:39,484 Fine. 1447 01:25:40,037 --> 01:25:40,709 It looks fabulous here. 1448 01:25:41,207 --> 01:25:42,007 Thank you. 1449 01:25:42,376 --> 01:25:45,191 I found a new job. I like to organize weddings. 1450 01:25:45,437 --> 01:25:47,766 And would you like to organize ours? 1451 01:25:48,631 --> 01:25:49,909 Well ... actually ... yes. 1452 01:25:50,831 --> 01:25:51,950 With pleasure. 1453 01:25:52,292 --> 01:25:55,253 - And while at it, would you like to ... - Be a witness? 1454 01:25:55,862 --> 01:25:56,834 - Is that it? - Yes. 1455 01:25:58,210 --> 01:25:58,755 Okay. 1456 01:25:58,994 --> 01:25:59,781 Thank you! 1457 01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:02,500 - Thanks, Lisa. - Thanks. 1458 01:26:04,222 --> 01:26:04,997 Thanks. 1459 01:26:07,815 --> 01:26:09,204 I will destroy that wedding! 1460 01:26:11,565 --> 01:26:12,844 Come, Chopi. 1461 01:26:20,084 --> 01:26:21,117 Everyone is so happy. 1462 01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:23,343 That's because everyone is together. 1463 01:26:36,417 --> 01:26:37,828 Okay, so let's do it! 1464 01:26:39,334 --> 01:26:41,328 If you tell me the truth, we'll save some time. 1465 01:26:41,448 --> 01:26:41,980 Well? 1466 01:26:42,876 --> 01:26:44,831 Have you got married because of documents? 1467 01:26:45,209 --> 01:26:46,292 A paper marriage? 1468 01:26:46,549 --> 01:26:46,992 Well? 1469 01:26:47,292 --> 01:26:49,084 Did you go to Morocco to have fun? 1470 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:53,660 Stayed in a hotel in Ryad, lie about at the spa, eat well. Well? 1471 01:26:53,780 --> 01:26:54,717 No, not at all. 1472 01:26:54,784 --> 01:26:57,161 We came for here, so we can open an architect's studio. 1473 01:26:57,281 --> 01:26:59,239 No, really? 1474 01:26:59,542 --> 01:27:03,004 Are you unemployed? France doesn't have enough work? 1475 01:27:03,949 --> 01:27:07,097 So please kindly listen, 1476 01:27:07,789 --> 01:27:11,584 Morocco has no obligation to welcome all the poor in the world. 1477 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,084 No! 1478 01:27:13,476 --> 01:27:14,190 Is that clear? 1479 01:27:14,681 --> 01:27:15,468 Understood? 1480 01:27:18,619 --> 01:27:19,837 I'll watch you! 1481 01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:23,353 Like a lion watches a deer. 1482 01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:26,959 Like a cheetah watches an antelope. 1483 01:27:27,254 --> 01:27:30,439 Like a monkey chasing another monkey. 1484 01:27:31,563 --> 01:27:32,977 A female monkey! 1485 01:27:34,819 --> 01:27:38,299 I, who is called "Jackal from Dusseldorf!" 1486 01:27:39,553 --> 01:27:41,717 That's why I'm in this office! 1487 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:45,244 And that's why I have this tie! 1488 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:47,273 I'm not here by accident! 1489 01:27:48,461 --> 01:27:49,691 I'm a wild beast. 1490 01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:51,724 And so .. 1491 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,597 Vehicle's registration and proof of insurance, please. 1492 01:28:04,334 --> 01:28:06,709 "Jackal from Dusseldorf!" 102472