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Okay.

You know what, I'll describe where I am.

It's a intersection. I'm at an intersection.

At an intersection. And what's this?

A corner. Yeah.

I'm at a corner of the street

and, um, it's, there's a tram stop.

Yeah.

There is a Woollies.

There is a escalator

and some stairs beside the escalator.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry, I'm not-The shop that I, like

it's not really open, but it's got wooden panels.

Sorry, what did you say?

Oh, it might be a...

It says flowers but it looks more like a gift shop.

Okay.

What else?

Just keep describing things for me.

Yeah, well, where...

What do you see?

I don't know. I think I'm like

completely on the wrong side of the thing,

'cause I don't see any of the things

that you've been describing.

Oh no. Wait, wait. What street did you say?

Was it, is it Collins?

What corner are you on?

Collins and Spencer?

Is that it?

Are you on the corner of Collins and Spencer?

'Cause I'm on the corner of Collins and Spencer.

Gosh. Oh my gosh. Sorry.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. Good. Good. Good. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Hello. How are you. Yeah.

What wait, what is this?

Is this like a little, thumb war secret handshake?

It's very nice to see you, hello.

How have you been? Good to see you.

Yeah.

I was so happy when you called.

Yeah. Yeah.

Woo, spontaneous trip to Melbourne.

Thank you for letting me crash and stuff.

Oh, anytime. Yeah.

I'm always happy for the company.

Sorry, my hands are very cold.

My hands just get cold easy. Okay.

Yeah.

Where are we going? What are doing?

That way. That way.

Sorry. Sorry.

Yeah, it's rare that we get sunshine over here.

No, it's nice. It's really nice.

So how have you been?

Good. Good. I'm just like, coming,

coming to the world, you know.

This is probably the time of day when

I'm waking up from a dream,

and then I want the dream to continue

so I fall back asleep.

Like what sort of dream?

Well, all kinds.

Pick your genre, sometimes it's horror.

Oh, no I don't want horror. But I'm the horror.

That's not a dream. That's a nightmare.

Well sometimes they're like adventure, action,

sort of stuff as well.

Those are pretty fun.

Are you like a superhero

or are you like a villain or-

Kind of. Kind of. Kind of the superhero.

And then other times I'm in a huge lolly shop

and I'm like getting everything.

But then right before I even pay or eat, I wake up.

Those are tough.

Those are tough to come back from.

Right.

So anyway, miss high flying lawyer,

what's a typical day like for you?

Well, the good thing about me is

that typical is actually very typical.

I kind of get to the office at eight thirty and-

Woah, eight thirty. Oh my God. That's early.

Yeah, 'cause then you can like go.

What the heck?

Well, no 'cause then you can like check everything is done

before everyone else comes in at like nine.

So you can get-

Why can't you just do that at nine?

You can, but I just like,

I like, like starting the day knowing that anything

that came through overnight, like that has been sorted.

And then, I'll kind of stay there till like 7:30.

Wait till 7:30? Yeah.

But we have this really good thing

where they'll like get us lunch as part of our thing.

Is that even legal?

Like a 11-hour workday.

It's fine, it's lovely.

I'm in like a very, very-Lovely.

Yeah, it is.

And if you stay late, you get dinner and...

Are you coming on the footpath?

No. No.

You're coming here.

Oh, just in time for a street cleaner.

11-hour work days. Wow.

Okay. So more than 11 hour work days.

Like you're still, you're still working, like right now.

No, I'm not still working.

I can read what's on your screen.

It's the weekend, you're on holiday. Like put it away.

It's away. Ditch it.

Turn your phone off.

I'm not checking work emails.

Someone just sent me an email.

I was literally just looking at what they said.

I'm allowed to do that.

Do you look at my disapproving face?

I'm present. I'm present. I'm present.

You're present to work.

Are those guys playing cricket on tram track?

Oh.

Ah, classic Melbourne eh?

Is this like an everyday thing?

Oh yeah, totally.

Just like men being obnoxious in public space?

Yeah. Sometimes it's football.

Oh great. Yeah.

Yeah.

Think I saw handball the other day.

I hate it.

Oh. Do you mind if I-Yeah.

Oh, thank you. That's all good.

I do not carry bags anywhere.

No, you're alright.

This is very good by the way.

Oh, gosh, you know what? Yeah.

You know that like you've got

this cool lawyer high paying job.

Yes. That is...

My mom. Oh my God.

If she finds out, I will never hear the end of it.

Okay, so don't tell Denise.

Yeah, we do not.

That's why we do not tell Denise anything.

We'll not tell Denise and please find me a coffee,

'cause now I have an addiction.

Yes, yes, yes. It's this way.

It's this way. Thank you.

Oh. Although, okay.

These are really cool.

Like, you work in a place like this

with the cool spinny doors.

Yeah. What's cool about it?

Well, you can just keep going,

and going as much as you like.

No, you just go in and you open up your laptop

and you do your work.

Oh.

Which way are we going?

Actually, it's this way.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay, but enough about Denise.

How's your parents?

How are your parentals?

Yeah, no they're fine. Yeah.

In a kind of mid-life crisis way.

Yeah, no, my dad is like convinced

he's gonna teach himself how to play the guitar.

Oh, okay.

He has these whole conversations with me

about like, you know.

He's like, I could pick it up, I could learn a skill.

Even though like the only songs he cares about

are Bob Marley songs and I'm like,

I don't know how I feel about that.

All right.

And then mum had a hysterectomy which was fun.

A hyste...

Oh, what does that involve?

It's like where you get

your uterus like chopped out of you.

Oh damn.

Your life sounds really hectic.

Yeah but you find good stuff too, like I figured that-

Wall mirror.

I was just gonna say that frozen peas

kind of go well with everything.

Yeah.

Let's make a shape together.

Oh, I like that.

I literally will go there.

Yeah, I know.

But it doesn't have the good coffee that I wanna get you.

Okay.

Yeah, okay, look, trust me, we are so close.

Do you actually know where it is?

I do. What's it called?

Well, it's a surprise. It's a secret surprise.

Okay.

It's a surprise secret. That way afterward.

Oh. Little guy.

You know, I think this is a metaphor.

Like, about life.

Because you know, when - this rat is dead,

it doesn't really care or know that it's dead.

But when it was alive, it was experiencing life.

How is that a metaphor?

Well, what I'm trying to say,

it's not about getting to the end of the coffee,

but it's about the journey on the way to the coffee.

We are so lost right now.

That's great.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just need a coffee.

I know I said I was, oh wait.

They have coffee. Do you just wanna?

Yeah. Okay. Let's, yeah.

Matcha latte. Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

We're here.

I dunno where here is,

but we're here, you're here.

Thank you for letting me crash and...

Oh anytime.

I don't know I'm very- It's so good to see you.

Grateful. You too.

How have you been?

Good. Chill. Yeah?

Yeah.

Life's been pretty chill. Nice.

Just sort of working casual part-time hours,

watering plants, you know, sort of like selling plants,

playing lots of video games and stuff and yeah.

Yeah, but it's kind of cool just having all this free time

to just do ran do impromptu adventures.

Yeah. No, it's lovely. Thank you for showing me round.

Sorry it was very last minute.

Oh, it's fine.

I mean, it was spontaneous, which I like.

Yeah. Yeah.

When I mean why, what spurred it on?

The spontaneity, and-

Oh, my boss slapped me on the arse and I went,

"I'm gonna go to Melbourne for the weekend."

Yeah.

Just for a weekend.

I'll come back and we'll tell HR on Monday and everything.

Has that happened before?

Not with this boss. No. Yeah.

But...

Woah.

Yeah, you kind of of just go, I decided I wanted

to do this thing when I was like 10 years old

and didn't really know what the thing was

and have like given up more than half of my life

to just be where I am now,

which I'm very grateful for,

for my own kind of hard work to get there.

Yeah.

Grass!

Woo!

Yup. Yup. Yup.

Oh my gosh. That is awful.

That is too loud.

Come on, I cannot with this place.

Let's go.

I know a much better spot. Come on!

How do you have so much energy?

So this woman was assigned

as my mentor in this kind of bullshit,

like women helping women,

achieving equality in the workforce kind of thing.

Which was so clearly like a fucked initiative by a man.

Anyway, she'd been in the law firm for like 40 years,

clearly hated her job

and was like not interested in helping other women

because she had this whole thing of like,

"I fought hard to get here."

And it basically turned into like

a man just with a vag instead.

Oh, that's even worse. The whole time,

she was just giving me tips about like,

this is how you get men to listen to you,

and every single tip was

like, well you have to make them think

it was their idea.

And so I will be in a meeting and I will say an idea.

No one will listen to me.

And like an hour and a half later

a man will say the same thing,

literally paraphrasing the idea.

And everyone will be like, "Oh, that's wonderful.

That's a great idea."

And you go, "I fucking said that."

And so she goes, "Yeah.

So the trick is you have to..."

Fucking men like this.

Oh, cute.

He's got that spiky thing sticking out of his head.

I think it's just so the pigeons poo at his feet,

not at his head.

Yeah.

She also said I should do power poses

right before a meeting.

So now every time I have to go in

and like pitch an idea,

she makes me stand in my cubicle like this.

And just take up space, huh?

I don't feel very powerful.

Neither.

Yeah, she just made it really clear

to me that like her respecting me

wasn't something that was a given.

It was something I had to earn.

And so that whole first year out of uni,

I was like, yeah, I will stay to 8:30pm at night.

I'll do whatever fucking shit you need me to do.

I feel like it always hits different

when it comes from another woman.

Yeah, and I think it was like the fact

that I was really proud of it, that I had like

put this little seed of me in there that was like,

yeah, I'm gonna prove you right.

And, every night I would stay later,

I would be like, yeah, she will get it.

Like she will respect me and I will be worthy of that.

And like, the fact that that felt good was really fucked up.

Oh.

I don't think I realised that.

And I think I'm just kind of finding that now that like...

Well, but I mean, if working hard feels good,

then why not just work hard, I guess?

Well that's what I always thought.

I mean, that's what we're taught to think.

But 'cause it doesn't go anywhere.

You have these things of like, I will have a good job.

I will have stability. I will have a house.

And then you're like, I won't have a house firstly,

'cause the market's completely fucked.

But even if I-Wait you won't?

I thought you earned a shit tonne?

No, but I pay a shit tonne on rent.

I pay a shit tonne on convenience foods because I can't cook,

'cause I'm so exhausted all the time right.

Just doing that constantly.

And then you go, the whole planet's

gonna be underwater anyway!

Like, what is the point of trying

to get like a waterfront house when you are like,

sea level is rising, you know?

Yeah. I mean, what is the point?

All I ever wanted to do was live in Bondi near the beach.

It's like you have these things as a child

where you're like, if I'm near the beach,

I'll be able to have a swim before work.

And it's like,

I won't be able to swim before work, because...

Oh, sorry, sorry.

And I won't be able to have kids either, right.

I know, I just think about bringing kids into the world,

with all this is happening. Oh, you want kids?

No I don't want kids.

I couldn't look after a child.

I would fuck them up.

I've been having this conversation

with my mom recently and she sort of got really mad at me

'cause I said, "I couldn't have kids, I'd fuck them up."

And she was like, I don't know.

I think she just has a complex around like

the fact that I blame her for fucking me up.

And she was like, "You know,

you would've been fucked up anyway.

You would've found a reason to complain."

And I thought yeah right.

But it's different. I think.

Fucking a kid up 'cause of climate change.

And housing has just turned into another commodity,

which it always has been, technically, an asset, right.

But it's just the rules of the game have changed

and that the numbers that you're dealing with

are so immense.

The way that it's going up in the rate that it is -

We are here, on Princes Bridge right now.

It's a gorgeous day. There's the river.

Yeah. We're getting to a nice part.

It's very brown.

I love your outfit.

Thank you. Thank you.

Can you tell me where you shop?

Oh, it's all online. Oh.

Everything is nowadays, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Took me ages to get the costume together.

Dang. I appreciate the effort. Well done.

The hard part's the sizes.

Oh? Like guessing them?

Do they have, like, a measurement chart?

Cool.

Yeah.

I'm showing my friend around Melbs.

Right. Yeah.

Great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Chillaxing.

Yeah.

Where are we going? To the gardens.

Yeah. Have a good one.

You too.

Is that man seriously dressed up as a clown.

Ooh, why not?

He's like 52 or something.

Well, it's a look.

This, I swear, is the best spot in the whole city.

Something just flew into my face.

Yeah. That happens.

What do you think?

Lovely, huh.

Yeah.

I come here all the time.

What do you do? Vibe.

What does that mean?

Oh, you know, you just kind of... vibe.

Do you not just vibe?

No, no.

Yeah.

I don't really know how to do nothing.

Well that's kind of the point.

Like you don't do anything.

Yeah. To do nothing.

Yeah. I just feel like I'm constantly...

Yeah.

Yeah. It's really noisy today.

I'm sorry. I don't know why. It's not usually this loud.

Yeah.

It's usually a lot more serene.

A lot more vibe. Yeah.

I don't even know how to like

not do anything with my hands.

Doesn't it make you just want to take your hand and just go

to your bum pocket and get your phone out?

Oh no, no, no, no. No phones. No phones here.

Put it away.

Oh, oh good. Come on. Come on.

This tree is super special to me.

Whenever I come here,

I always feel like it's giving me a hug.

So I like to hug it back.

Does it say anything while you give it a hug?

Not really, but I feel like it just accepts me, you know?

It's kind of why I like being

around plants more than people.

There's no expectations or pressure or whatever.

Or small talk.

Like you can just be.

Vibe.

Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh careful. Shh.

I got a ladybug right on my tit.

Are you okay? You've got so much dirt on you.

Yeah. I just got a little ladybug.

Hey. Oh my gosh.

This is an old ladybug.

How do you know?

Because it's got a lot of spots.

What, that's how it works?

Yep. The old ones have heaps of spots.

The young ones just have a little.

So you're saying only old ones are attracted to me.

You've probably seen some shit, eh?

You've like been around.

Can you please teach me how to stop biting my nails?

Please. I beg you.

Strange. It's not flying away.

Wonder what happened to its wings?

Maybe I squashed them with my boob.

Those be some powerful boobs.

Oh, is she gonna fly away?

Don't fly away yet.

Oh. Oh.

Wouldn't it be funny if it flew into one of our faces?

What do you reckon she spent her years doing?

Was she like, a housewife? Or a She-EO?

What a fancy, fancy structure.

It's like Mount Olympus. Yeah.

But you're just looking out onto where they play AFL.

Does that make us like the gods

of footy or something?

Yeah. Yeah.

Like the, like that.

I'm like frozen like a statue like a God,

but the, kicking the ball.

I play netball with work. Have I told you that?

Wait, what?

Yeah. We have a mixed netball team.

Wow. Look at you.

Getting all sporty now.

I know.

There's something about seeing grown men, grown meh-meh-meh.

Grown men. I can't even say grown men.

Grown men in bibs, that just like brings him down a peg.

Yeah, you kinda go huh,

Ryan might be kind of an asshole

who can't make small talk by the coffee machine,

but God, he looks good as a wing defence.

Actually, now that you mentioned it.

The other day, I did have a dream

where a random man was making coffee by the street

in a netball bib. That's Brian.

And I went to go order a coffee from him.

He was like, "Alright." And he went to go make a coffee.

And he was like, "Here you go."

And instead of getting a coffee,

he full on like served a volleyball at me.

It wasn't even a netball.

You clearly don't know how sports work do you?

No.

Woah. Okay.

It's really starting to... overcast.

Yeah. I think I have an umbrella in here though.

Oh, yeah and that was so loud as well.

A second.

Oh, what's this book about?

Climate change?

There's like, the first paragraph is on hope.

Do you want a protein ball? Sure.

And then it's like 130 pages on just bleak, bleak despair.

Yeah. Alright.

I think we should hurry it up.

I feel like it's gonna really pour soon.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know where we are.

Short cut. Short cut. That way. That way.

Is this taking us to the tram?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh wait.

No, maybe it was that one.

Where do I live? Brunswick, Bru... North. North.

Cha-cha cha.

Bless you.

This city gives me such bad hayfever.

Yeah. Oh yeah, by the way,

are you okay to sleep on the couch,

because Jason just hasn't finished moving out.

I'm so sorry it's a mess.

Is this us?

Is this...

Yeah, oh shit. Yeah it is us.

Oh my God, the sun really kinda came outta nowhere.

Is that just like Melbourne?

Yeah. Yeah. That's a classic Melbourne thing.

So where else is Jason now?

Actually in Brisbane.

Yeah, with family.

I think he is helping out in his mum's

golf course or something.

So he is gonna come back

and like grab his stuff later or-

Yeah, at some point.

Okay.

So he is just like, being a golf... boy. With the tees.

Does he go picking up tees or something?

I guess so.

I don't really know how it works to be honest.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

I've actually not played golf before.

No, neither.

I mean all the men in my office talk about it.

I think it's their, like, weekend getaway thing.

I feel like that should give you some closure

that like maybe it's okay that you and Jason broke up

because he's probably an anti-environmentalist.

Like, his family business is degrading Earth

and privatising property.

Yeah. I don't know.

We never really talked much about that type of thing.

I feel like towards the end we just sort of

mainly did our own stuff.

Like, he'd just be playing Dungeons and Dragons

every night with his friends,

and I mean, I tried to get into it but-

No. No. Yeah, exactly.

Is this you? Or are you nearby, or?

No, we're a little bit more.

Oh, but seriously, don't expect much, okay?

I have not cleaned in I have no idea how long and..

I'm not like, a total clean freak.

Well, but this is funny.

I only have one fork in my house.

Like, legit. Because Jason insists

that he was the one who brought all of them in.

And so they all left with him except for one

because he pitied me I guess.

That's not...

You didn't want to go get more?

You haven't had people over since?

I just haven't gone around to it yet.

Oh well I'm very flattered that I get to

be the woman with the fork. I'll give you the fork.

No, no. I can just eat with my fingers.

It's okay. Maybe I should eat with a knife...

Haha. Oh, rain stopped.

Anyway. This is Fitzroy.

This is where all the cool kids hang out.

Oh dear.

This is my tram. Sorry, I'm going back where I belong.

You're funny.

Oh no, I can't run. Can't run.

All this water is making me need to really pee.

Oh, okay.

Well don't worry because my place is just around that corner

and I need to tell you, it is a soulless, soulless, grey box.

Oh it is really, really soulless.

And I have to pay like 400-ish a week for it.

Oh, that's actually really good.

Huh? For a one bedroom?

This close to the city? Wait, what?

That's fine.

How much is a place in Sydney?

Oh, like, double that.

Oh, that's nuts. What?

You're selling it very well though by the way.

I can't wait.

Oh wait. No.

How much, how much do you have to pay in Sydney?

I'm not telling you that.

Oh you know what? I wanna know.

It's very rude to ask a woman her rent.

Okay. I am sorry. I'm sorry ma'am.

I hate how that looks.

Anyway, yeah, just come on in. Make yourself at home.

Lock? Nah.

So corridor, obviously, bedroom on the left.

Kitchen with the lonely fork on the right.

Table, Nintendo Switch,

couch and balcony.

I usually spend most of my nights out here just smoking up.

'Cause it helps me sleep.

Got a lovely view of the petrol station.

Yeah.

Sometimes I just sit and get very philosophical

'cause like the cars coming and going

just remind me of things coming and going, life.

Yeah, like this guy.

That was an intentional kill.

What?

Yeah. 'Cause Jason gave me that as a anniversary gift

and so I just didn't like it anymore.

Yeah.

Anyway-

That's like the cheapest petrol I've seen.

Oh really? Yeah.

Woo. Go Fitzroy.

So this is-Yeah. Oops, sorry.

This is where you are gonna sleep.

Do you get cold at night?

A little bit. Yeah.

I just didn't really pack warm stuff.

Uh, what do I...

Oh actually hop off.

I'm pretty sure.

A-ha!

Okay, so this is like extra, extra,

in case - you know, you need a bit of warmth.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. I went through a sewing phase

and just never really got to using those.

Yeah. Right.

At least you can put 'em to good use.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are they Jason's bo - bo -

I can't even say the word.

Jason's boxers you still have on the line?

Yeah, unfortunately.

I mean, like I said,

he's still got little things lying around here and there.

Like that, his bike, stuff.

The art's yours though?

Most of it, yeah.

Mmm, I'm tired.

Ooh.

Actually, I know what you need.

A spa day is perfect for some rejuvenation.

Yippee! And I've been also

kind of like wanting to try these for a while.

Oh that's so cute and pink.

This cannot be good for you.

I'm sure it's filled with good

natural stuff for your skin.

Propylenglykol, glycereth 26. PEG.

Sorry, I'm not trying to grab you -

where's the other half?

Oh it's gone. Pop your head up.

I can't read everything.

Hexanediol, hydroxyacetophenone. Limonene.

Shh.

Oh. Mh-mm-mm, mmhm, mmhm.

It's okay. Take a deep breath.

You are now in the spa of Jessie.

Just do it.

It's in my mouth again.

Yummy.

It's not yummy.

Do you know the song?

Surely you know the song.

Come on. It's Bieber.

It's what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Yes. Yes. Yes.

No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho - Merry Christmas.

Okay, Santa.

Imagine if Santa came down your chimney,

and he was wearing these.

Santa like comes to drop your presents off

and he's just covered in blue scales.

Oh. You're like what?

Alright. And Santa's like,

ho, ho, ho, ho.

I think, if Santa's covered in blue scales,

I think I'd invite him to the spa of Jessie as well. You know?

Yeah and Ms. Claus will get jealous,

she'll be like, "Who's this lady, with scales on her face?"

I feel like-Ms. Claus sounds

like that too.

Yeah, but I'll be like, "Ma'am, I am doing you a favour."

"Your man could use a dermotologist."

What?

If he's covered in blue scales you know.

Are you saying that Santa's got bad skin?

He can't help it, man. Why?

He's like hundreds of years old.

I mean it doesn't help-

And he's overworked, goddammit.

Santa's got millions of houses.

Well he also lives in a really cold place.

He needs to learn how to moisturise.

I'm really glad you came here this weekend.

Yeah.

'Cause obviously your work's hectic.

I'm so sorry that your boss did that.

That's really not cool.

No, it's okay.

No, it's not.

No, like it actually is.

It's kind of a thing.

It's like a little right of passage, you know.

I feel like every woman has like,

a low-key workplace harassment story,

and now I just get to add mine to the canon.

It should not be that way.

Yeah.

Frankly, Brian's not really the problem.

What do you mean?

I think it's...

I went to tell my lady mentor after and-

Susan? Yeah.

She just like could not have cared less,

to the point where I got this weird lecture

about toughening up and how if it had have upset me,

I should have just turned around

to him and gone, "How dare you?"

You know, sort of thing that she was able

to do when she was my age.

And that's how she had the power to rise up to where she is

and put men in their place and blah, blah, blah.

Ooft.

And then I thought maybe it is my fault

that I didn't say anything that I just-

No.

No, but I just let it happen

until I kind of convinced myself

that maybe it didn't happen.

Maybe I was going crazy.

Maybe there was like a mosquito on my butt,

that he was trying to smack or something.

I dunno.

And then I was like, the response should be outrage.

Like I know that that's what it should be.

But there was like this tiny weird little

part of me that was like...

You know when you're at your first party

and this boy comes up to you

and he's like covered in pimples

and has like three little moustache hairs

and you have a better moustache than him,

'cause you're Italian and you haven't started waxing yet.

And you can tell his friends have like

totally dared him to do this.

But he like looks you in the eye

and he says, "Hey, you're really hot."

And you're like...

And you know it makes you feel gross

when he like slides his hand into your waist,

but you just kind of go, oh.

That's nice.

And you just kind of ignore the yucky gut feeling.

Or all the other boys at the other side

of the lawn laughing at you,

and you go, maybe I am hot.

No one has told me that before and maybe I am.

And so then when Brian slaps you, you

feel like it's a rite of passage?

I think, attention, rite of passage-

I'm not excusing it.

Well, no, I'm just saying I think all

of that is overrated.

Yeah.

I was a stripper in Berlin

for a couple months actually.

Just kind of, yeah, learned that after a while.

Did it make you feel empowered?

Like, better at, better at like,

Sex? I dunno.

You felt sexier when you took your clothes off?

Yes and no.

Depended on the sitch.

Did you tell Jason?

Actually no.

That was before we got together.

So didn't really figure that it was his biz.

I can't believe you still have his undies.

Throw them away.

Oh.

Okay. I'm touching the crotch. Throw them away.

Oh, no.

I feel really bad about littering.

Ah, you'll be right. Come.

Oh, I wanna show you something.

I get this online at Temu,

because I thought it looked like space.

Bluetooth is on.

Bluetooth is connected.

Damn right it is. Bluetooth is connected.

Oh.

That was so pretty.

You reckon in space instead of aeroplanes,

there's spaceships that fly around in the sky

and give lots of noise pollution?

I don't know.

I reckon the universe doesn't have much sound.

Like it wouldn't be able to bounce off things.

You know when you're in like a really concrete-y place

and the concrete just goes boom, boom, boom

and then the sound goes boom, boom, boom.

Do I sound kind of like a horse when I do that?

Neigh.

Neigh.

Neigh.

I've got a funny -

What, what, what did the horse say at the gay club?

What?

S-neigh.

Get it, because it's like slay but it's neigh,

and it's gay at the club.

What rhymes with club?

♪ The sub gonna get a Subway 'cause it's cheap. ♪

♪ Gonna gimme something good to eat for lunch, munch. ♪

♪ I'm in a crunch, a time crunch ♪

♪ A money crunch, all the crunch ♪

♪ There's nothing to do, but there's so much to do ♪

♪ Shoo, shoo, go away deadlines ♪

♪ I'm not dead fines, I'm dead, not fines ♪

♪ It's all mines ♪

♪ And it's in my head ♪

♪ But maybe it's not. Maybe it's real ♪

♪ Maybe there's some truth to how I feel ♪

♪ I feel like a meal ♪

♪ that's been left on a table going cold ♪

♪ Picked at, and picked at and no one wants the peas ♪

♪ There's just a whole thing of green peas ♪

♪ please, says Mum ♪

♪ Eat your fucking peas and I say, no Mum ♪

♪ I don't want peas ♪

♪ I want mash, which is also how I feel ♪

♪ I feel like mash and I'm going to crash ♪

♪ And it's been like way too long since I've had a pash ♪

♪ I feel like trash ♪

♪ Global warming ♪

♪ Too much rubbish in the oceans ♪

♪ Climate change ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Man, science has really like has been telling us

this kind of shit for seriously, since the '60s.

Maybe earlier. And we all knew it was gonna happen.

But there were vested business profits

that stopped us from doing anything about it.

Exxon, I'm looking at you, no offence,

but also lots of offence.

Yeah.

Oh, I thought that it was gonna do a different setting.

Hello.

Hi.

Oh.

There you go.

Now I'm a little baby,

and that sounds kind of crazy.

♪ You know what else is crazy ♪

♪ The shit scientists know ♪

♪ They're fucking raw dogs ♪

♪ And we're don't pay them enough for their research ♪

Although actually, sometimes,

well, science is subjective.

No, that's the whole thing about science -

That's the whole fucking thing about science.

That it's not objective.

It's not subjective, it's objective.

Subjective is like English literature.

Objective is science.

They do tests, they do hypothesis.

They have a hypothesis and then they test it.

Well that's the thing because... hypothesis.

I can't take myself seriously with that.

And I can't take you seriously

when you talk fucking shit like this.

Okay.

Because-

We went to an academically selective school.

Because hypothesis, if you think about it,

it's just a widely agreed on thing.

No, they do test...

No.

The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.

Well, hypothesis isn't actually a fact.

It's what they're trying to prove.

Which is why they then prove it.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Are you a climate denier?

Are you a Flat-Earther?

I'm not a climate denier.

Well, thank fuck.

The thing is, you see this?

Yes.

We call this the colour brown.

Oh no, she's watched a bad TikTok.

She thinks she's clever,

but it's actually designed for fucking eight-year-olds.

No, the thing is-It's not that deep.

Objectively, this is really brown.

We just all called it brown,

and agree that it is. Gimmie my microphone back?

Please give you the microphone back. That's not a hot take.

It's not your microphone. It's mine.

Jessie.

Jessie, I don't understand what your point is.

We call this brown, because we've all agreed

that it is brown. Which makes it brown.

Yeah, but I could call it...

"Shibadoo."

And if enough people agreed that this was called Shibadoo,

it would become the colour Shibadoo.

Exactly.

So then it would be Shibadoo,

because we would all collectively agree that it's Shibadoo.

Yeah. Which makes collective agreement subjective.

The truth.

No, it's not subjective because it's still the same colour,

whether you call it brown or Shibadoo.

Then you're just talking about language, not science.

That's just language.

It's like in French, that is "Marron."

Everyone calls it "Marron."

It's still "Marron."

Well, colorblind people

experience colour differently.

Oh for fuck's sake. No they don't.

So that would be different to them.

Yes, they experience it differently,

but it doesn't change what colour actually is.

It's a light wave. That is a light wave.

The colour of brown is a light wave.

Well, how do you know that it is a light wave?

Because I was in science class.

So was I.

It's still picking up the echo.

So you can hold it away from me all you want,

but I will be loud enough.

Loud enough! Okay.

What is loud?

It's decibels. It's decibels, Jessie.

What is a decibel? Can you show me a decibel?

Oh my God!

You can get your phone. You can Google a decibel.

This is the problem with the world -

it's that people have no idea what they're talking about

think that they're an authority where there are scientists

who have actually spent years studying decibels

and actually know what sound waves are.

Oh my God.

And those sorts of people should not have the microphone,

metaphorically, but also literally.

They should not have platforms.

They should delegate and give the opportunity

to people who know what they're talking about.

Talk about.

Do you know what you're talking about?

No, I don't!

Oh, different mode.

No, I don't know what I'm talking about,

which is why I shut up when it's not about me.

But you're being really loud with that microphone.

Because you weren't letting me speak into it to echo.

You were just echoing your own echo chamber bullshit.

Okay, but you were the one talking

over me this whole time.

Because you were saying-

And you've been making it all about you this entire day.

That's shitty.

That's a shitty thing to say.

I was sexually harassed at work,

and you're saying that I'm making it about me.

That's shitty.

It's shitty.

You said it wasn't even about your boss.

That's shitty.

That's really shitty.

Please, can we just - can we just pretend this didn't happen?

I will brag to you about science at a later date.

But can we just pretend this didn't happen?

No, we can't. Why are you -

Because it did.

Why are you trying to make me feel shit about science?

I wasn't trying to make you feel shit about science.

I was just sharing my perspective.

And you started shouting.

No.

No, 'cause I-I don't like that.

I don't like that you've been talking at me this entire day

when I've been just trying to show you around Melbourne.

What?

What does this have to do with decibels?

You're being so unreasonable.

You said something that was objectively wrong.

I was correcting you.

You don't know what's real and what isn't.

Not to somebody else.

But that's not what this is about.

You don't know me, Em.

It's been years since we've last seen each other.

The least you could do is actually just-

Then tell me!

Like tell me what the fuck is going on.

Don't expect me to read your mind.

If your whole thing is that people aren't objective-

I am not - Then, then tell me.

I am not going to open up to you

if you shout at me-

Oh my God.

For having a different opinion about science.

Because science isn't something you have opinions about.

That's the whole point.

That's literally the whole thing.

So you can have opinions about other things and I will honour

and respect those unless they're shitty political opinions.

But you can have opinions and I wanna hear about your life.

There's the but. Unless.

Oh my God.

Are you serious?

What sort of food do you feel like?

Honestly, whatever. Just surprise me.

Uh. Alright. Pardon?

No, I said all right.

It's my shout.

No, you don't have to.

It's okay.

No, you're letting me stay with you. It's fine.

Do you wanna talk about it or-

Not really. No.

Are you okay?

If you want me to go stay somewhere else, I will.

I'm serious. It's fine.

So glad today's done.

Thank you.

Oh no, sorry I didn't,

no, I meant like I'm just-

It's okay. No worries. Very exhausted now.

It's not about you.

It's okay. Yeah.

You cold? Yep.

Hey, if you wanna talk about, like, Jason

or what is up or just like how you're feeling,

I will listen.

We can do like sleepover vibes

and like I'm here for you if that's what you need.

Oh wait, shit.

Did I leave...

Do you have my keys?

No.

Uh, okay.

They may have them at the restaurant.

Do you want me to call them?

Um, yeah, let's call the...

Shit is that the time?

No, the restaurant's gonna be closed by now.

It's okay. I'll just do... "24/7 locksmith."

Okay.

Yeah lock...

No, oh no fuck. Sorry.

Because you need the tappy thing

for the front door.

Is there someone who like runs the apartment-

Yes there is. That you can call.

And I don't have their number.

Oh my - Jessie.

Okay we'll just stay with someone tonight -

No, Jason's got the spare key as well.

He's all the way in Brisbane.

Okay. Do you know your neighbours?

Do you have any friends that will let you crash?

No, I don't. Oh my God.

No, friends -

no that's not gonna work.

I'm just gonna get a hotel.

No, don't.

That's such a waste of money.

Jessie, it's fine. Don't even.

It's fine. It's not fine.

I'm not staying out until the morning.

Let's go round the clock to the club. Woo!

Yeah, alright.

No Jessie, that was a joke.

No, I mean, why not?

It's Saturday. It's the weekend.

Who are you texting?

Who is "Rhys Caps?"

No. Wait. What?

No, no, no, no.

Well I've already sent it.

Un-send it.

No, he's replying. Look.

What?

They're right on their way.

What, you've not done caps before?

No, of course I have. I just don't feel like it tonight.

I don't think that's like the vibe.

Well it's exactly the vibe,

'cause like I could use an energy boost.

I don't know about you.

You've probably been awake for ages.

We can just go to 7/11 and get like, a V or something.

I didn't wanna scare you earlier,

but Rhys can be really intense.

So just stay here when he rocks up.

Like I don't want anything happening to you.

Okay. Is he like a big guy?

Oh, wait there, there.

Wait. No stay. Stay.

Ayy!

Are you okay?

What?

No, no, no. Don't. Hide them!

It's chill. Okay.

That's good stuff, right?

Does it mean like...

Yeah.

It means you get like a clean high.

You made me step in a puddle.

I'm not...

Okay. How do you know this guy?

Oh Rhys? Yeah.

Do you trust him?

Chill, I was just messing with you.

He's actually like a industrial design student at RMIT.

Oh. So he's like doing this as a side hustle.

Yeah. Sweetest dude ever.

How much money do you reckon you make from that?

Just like, curious.

All right, well this is where we drop.

Okay.

Well you know what I mean by drop?

Yes, I know what you mean. Okay, cool.

I'm not an idiot, Jessie.

Anyway, this is a great spot for me.

It's got a lot of memories.

Oh, yep. Yep.

I've had many fun nights starting here.

Anyway, this is yours. Oh, thank you.

And that is for me. Cheers.

Do you want water or no?

You know, I almost got knifed there once.

What? Where?

Just there - like, yeah.

Near the bins? Mmm.

You okay? Yeah.

I said almost.

No, I just, I haven't dropped before.

So I just don't, yeah.

Oh. Um.

Well, first time for everything.

Yeah. Whee!

How long's it gonna take until I feel it?

Um, half an hour probably because we had dinner.

Is this supposed to warm me up?

Yeah. Yeah. Trust me.

You're gonna be like, sweating heaps when it kicks in.

Okay. Woo.

Oh, I feel nothing. Yeah me neither.

It's kind of taking a while this time.

What -

Oh wait...

We know you! Hello!

You're the colourful clown dude from the bridge.

No but your hat is different.

It's my evening hat.

Cute flower that you got. Thank you.

Well, she's been cold the whole night

and she's kind of raring to go dancing.

Go clubbing. Go club.

Yeah you know, get, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You should come. Yeah.

Yeah. Sounds like a good idea.

Heck yeah.

She's joking. Yeah right.

You okay?

Hello, just take...

I'm going where I belong...

You know I can still see you, right?

No, you can't. Okay, yeah I can't.

Oh, where is Em?

Okay shit, that's actually kind of scary now.

Are you all right-Whoo!

You feeling okay? Yeah.

I feel great.

What am I wearing?

Oh, well that was from clown dude, remember?

Oh, my God. You were cold earlier

so he had a spare in his pack.

Where did he go?

I think we left him on the dance floor or something.

He was having a great time.

Okay.

Well, as long as he's happy,

and that's where we're supposed to be.

Yeah.

That's where we're all supposed to be.

Whoop! Whoop, all right.

Are you feeling it? You feeling it?

You feeling it?

You having your best time?

I'm having an okay time actually.

Mm-hmmm.

Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Did it work?

Are you feeling it? Did what work?

Oh, um.

Yeah, no.

'Cause like, actually...

Oh, all right. You've got moves.

Yeah.

What's up?

Yeah. Why are you not feeling it?

Oh well, no, it's 'cause like MDMA

doesn't work with antidepressants.

Like, I totally forgot that.

Oh, Jessie.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just want you to be not depressed.

I want you to be happy.

Can I carry you?

Can I carry you?

I'm gonna carry you. I'm gonna carry the sadness away.

Yeah, you can try.

How do you reckon I start this?

You-

Hello. To start riding, please download the Neuron app.

You actually have to scan the app thing.

I don't wanna scan an app. I just wanna start.

"Hold to accelerate..."

Please be careful.

Any criminal act will be reported.

Ooh!

Do you dare me to do a criminal act?

Oh, well it's the first time for everything,

for you I guess tonight.

Get on, get up, get on, get up.

Do you reckon I can just... oh!

I don't have to scan it.

How are you doing that?

Oh my God.

It says it's calling the authorities.

Wait, for real? Yeah.

Literally just said,

"I'm calling the authorities for help."

Wait, what?

Oh no.

How do I-Jessie.

How do I get this to stay? Jessie, we're on drugs.

Wait, what?

Nope, just put it up, put it up, put it up.

Put it up?

But like...

I don't know.

I feel like robots will take over the world one day,

which is why I'm always really nice when I talk to my phone -

I've already stopped. Or like Alexa, or Siri,

because - I've stopped, okay?

I said I've stopped.

Hurdles.

I am a French speaking man.

Perhaps, at certain times in our short lives

there are these moments, precious and fleeting

that seem best suited to being narrated

by a fancy French man.

I am here to say tht in this moment.

Em and Jessie are dancing with the maelstorm of life

using the chaos of the universe

as the wind in their sails.

Magic seems to be everywhere once you decide to look for it.

Perhaps that is what they were thinking.

But I do not know.

Perha's they had forgotten, for a brief, sparking moment.

The existence of the crushing forces of late-stage neoliberal capitalism.

They had forgotten that rent was soon due,

that wars were raging all over the world

and that social media had ravaged our minds.

Perhaps, they had forgotten so much

and it was good.

Okay, Em, you're getting a bit too chill now.

I'm chill. You wanted me to be chill.

I know, but like,

but you can't just fall asleep randomly

in the middle of the city.

Okay. Call your friends. Excuse me.

Jessie doesn't have keys.

I wanna sleep at a friend's house.

I am not going do that because-

I wanna party with your friends.

Can we call your friends

and can we dance with your friends?

Well, I have to call you

because you are my only friend.

That's not true.

Where are your other friends?

That's true. Mmm.

Where are they?

I don't know.

I ask myself that all the time actually.

It's kind of embarrassing.

What do you mean?

You're so friendly.

Well, I didn't keep in touch with any high school

or uni people.

Why not?

I'm not good at keeping in touch with people.

I mean, dropped out of uni.

Sure.

Went to Europe for a couple of years and that was fun.

But they're all back in Europe.

And when you move to a new city as a grown person-

Hey.

I think that you're very brave.

Yeah, right.

No, I'm serious.

Accept my compliment, shh.

I think that you are very brave.

I'm not brave though.

I am crazy cat lady without the cats.

Because crazy cat lady without the cats

is just crazy lady. Yep.

And crazy and brave are the same thing.

And it's a very good thing.

It's like a, like a little,

like a little coin with both sides.

And it's like a little tightrope

that the circus clown walks on.

And it'll be like crazy brave, crazy brave, crazy brave.

And you'll just do that your whole life.

But it'll be really good

because it is better to be a little bit crazy

and also brave

rather than to be nothing.

And I think that I am nothing.

THIS IS THE TALE OF JESSIE'S SOCIAL DEMISE!!!!

We start on the beautiful Stradbroke Island

because my boyfriend Jason,

has his cousin's wedding to go for.

So naturally, as you do at weddings,

we all get super, super drunk.

Like, ugh, staggering, can't walk properly drunk,

and naturally we decide to skinny dip.

There's me, there's Jason,

and there's Jono, Jason's younger brother.

And a bunch of other people as well.

But anyway, in I go, skinny dip. Woo!

And coming up I'm like super wet, super cold.

And that's when I realised everybody else chickened out

except for me and Jono.

And so there we are, huddled together for warmth.

And I look up and I go, "Jono, when did you get so big?"

And he goes, "well, I'm like 19 now, bro",

And I drink Crownies with the boys.

And like, Ronaldo is my GOAT

because he's dating this super hot chick.

And also I'm training to be a chef

because I'm like, really good with meat.

I've great with steak and smoking stuff.

"And by the way, do you want some of my meat?"

So yeah, we have sex.

Oh, I don't really remember

like, a lot of it, because again, drunk.

But what I do remember is the chafing.

There was a lot of it.

Because like sea, sand everywhere.

Ah, but the worst thing was Jason's reaction

when he found out, 'cause he like told everybody.

And that is why I have no friends.

Do you reckon if you like chew the inside

of your mouth hard enough, you could just like, and then,

and then chew

and get rid of all your cheek, like that?

Hey, Em? Yeah.

We should probably get you some gum actually.

No, no, no. I can feel my cheek.

Yeah. I would actually advise against that.

This is my face when I see her boobies.

That's um... Wow.

That's quite, quite the face.

Look at them. They're great.

Imagine - They are.

Having boobs that are like stone hard.

Like they're literally-But they're also like,

they're like perfect circles. Yeah.

Like who has those, you know?

I don't know, that's like two little watermelons,

but big watermelons.

Yeah.

They're like almost too perfect.

But also they put like a nipple,

but only on one nipple.

It's like a little salami nipple.

Yeah, but I feel like that's realistic, you know.

Like, just the one.

Oh, I was gonna say it's realistic

that she's like defying

gender body standards.

Like I'm really sick of little hard nipples.

I just think we should be celebrating,

like big fat flat nipples. Yeah.

'Cause that's, that's real.

Yeah.

Or just even celebrating the small boobies as well.

Yeah.

We need some small boobie love.

Okay, maybe we have to slice her boobies off then.

Oh damn. Yeah.

Ouch.

I don't know. I feel like we're in a weird catch 22.

Everything we do is, she,

she's gonna be bad for having big boobies,

she's gonna be bad for having little boobies.

She just can't have boobies.

She can't have boobies and win, you know.

But you know what?

She doesn't have the spiky thing on her head

to stop birds from pooping. Oh!

The pigeon spiky poop, pigeon poo spike.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No she doesn't.

Which is good, because that means

that the birds respect her

and they don't need an extra spike,

because she's like, holding the spike

and she's like, I fucking got you.

You know what?

I think they do respect her.

She looks pretty spotless to me.

Yeah, she seems like the sort of person

where like no one would try and slap her bum.

No one would try.

She would just look at them

with that like, ice cold Medusa stare

and be like, "You're gonna be rock like me

if you slap my bum."

And she would definitely not tell HR because she is HR.

Well yeah, she's above HR.

Yeah. She's like, I'm holding a sticky dicky and a ball.

Yeah.

Ah! Spiky, spiky, spiky, so spiky!

Maybe you should put that down.

Oh God, it's stuck.

This is my kingdom!

Jessie, come here.

What? Make a wish.

All right.

It's very peaceful.

Yeah.

Hey, how many steps do you reckon we got in today?

Um,

♪ 525,600 steps ♪

♪ How do you measure, measure a day in a bit ♪

♪ In daylight, in sunset... ♪

Did I ever tell you that I had a secret musical theatre

obsession in Year 9 that I didn't tell anyone about?

Yep. It was definitely not secret.

Really?

Yeah. Oh shit.

Yeah.

I mean the amount of times at our sleepovers,

I heard you, like, pretending to be the Phantom

in "Phantom of the Opera" when you thought I was asleep.

Yeah. It's a really good role.

It's okay though.

I've gotten all the songs out.

And you know what, Jessie? What?

Right now my brain is empty.

I think you're vibing.

I think I'm vibing. Yeah.

Oh, ah.

How's it feel to vibe?

It feels really lovely.

Can't believe you just do this every day.

Actually I don't.

Like the first time I was here was earlier today with you.

I've actually not been here before.

What?

Yeah, like I saw this place on TikTok

and yeah, we just kind of ended up here

by luck or something.

So this is like, actually an influencer place?

Probably.

Does that mean I have to like get in a bikini

and stand in that waterfall and just like-

Probably.

Why'd you lie about it?

I don't know.

I kind of do that a lot actually.

Like, I would have just not told Jason about cheating on him

'till like, Jono got weird and stuff.

And then Jason got suss and then it became a thing.

But the best one though, the best one was

when I dropped outta uni,

I told my parents I was on exchange in Europe.

Why are you so proud of that?

Sorry, what was that?

I said, why are you so proud of that?

Maybe because I'm a shit person.

Like, I don't know.

I don't feel much nowadays.

I didn't even feel bad about cheating on Jason.

I just like...

I mean, I felt bad that I didn't feel bad

because I was like, does that make me a psychopath?

But like, I don't know, man.

Like things are weird.

I'm just like, what's the point?

It doesn't matter what I do

because I live, I do shit,

and then I die and then that's the end.

Mm-mm.

Uh-uh, I think that's a cop out.

Well, no I think what a cop out is,

is that people invent God or lean on science

or politics to give their lives extra meaning

because really everything is actually meaningless.

And so nothing actually matters

and what's the point in anything?

And so why not lie?

Because what difference does that make or-

It makes a difference to the people you lie to.

That's the difference it makes.

And all those religions and science and whatever else,

they're just trying to create value

that you can believe in,

so you can get out of bed in the morning.

None of them are final or true,

but all of them are proof

that for thousands and thousands and thousands of years,

humans have just been trying to figure out

how to do their best by each other.

But like- And I don't think

you get to step away from that.

But the messed up thing is,

is that I wish I could believe in something like that,

but I'm just like...

But because it's all made up, I just can't.

I just can't believe in anything.

Well then you don't have to choose something else

from someone else to believe in.

You just have to find something that you believe in.

You just have to pick it, Jessie.

It doesn't matter what it is.

You can believe in vibing,

even if it's influencer vibing.

You can believe in anything.

You just have to pick it and decide.

Because if you choose not to believe in anything

then why get out of bed every morning, right?

Why show up and try to do something?

Right?

'Cause we're stuck here,

you may as well find something to steer you.

I guess so.

While I'm here, I might as well enjoy myself.

Yeah.

But hey,

I'm very grateful that you lied to me about this place.

Why? Because it's nice.

And now I might start vibing on my way to work.

There's somewhere like this in Sydney, right?

Maybe. It's just man-made.

Oh, yes, it's open.

Mmm.

I feel so fucked up.

Yeah, let's just not do stuff today.

Okay.

Think I'll have some hectic dreams today.

There's something underneath me.

It's my fucked up airport book.

Shall we do a bedtime horror story?

Mm-hmm.

About the climate catastrophe,

and our eventual demise.

I'll just skip straight to the end.

"The human game has indeed begun

to play itself out.

That's what the relentless rise in temperature tells us.

And the fact that we increasingly spend our days

staring glumly at the rectangle in our palm.

We are messy creatures, often selfish,

prone to shortsightedness, susceptible to greed.

In a Trumpian moment with racism

and nationalism resurgent,

you could argue that our disappearance

would be no great loss.

And yet, most of us, most of the time,

are pretty wonderful,

funny, kind.

Another name for human solidarity is love.

And when I think about our world

in its present form, that is what overwhelms me.

The human love that works to feed the hungry

and clothe the naked.

The love that comes together in defence of sea turtles

and sea ice,

and of all else around us that's good.

The love that lets each of us see

we're not the most important thing on Earth

and makes us okay with that.

The love that welcomes us, imperfect, into the world

and surrounds us when we die.

Even, especially - in its twilight,

"the human game is graceful and compelling."

Ah, I'm craving a soft serve so bad.

Yeah. I could use a soft serve.

No, I'm gonna need to do an airport soft serve.

Yeah.

That's okay. They taste better at the airport.

Yeah.

What's the bet that the machine's broken?

Get your soft serve at the airport then.

And then fly back to Sydney. Yeah.

You excited to go back, and-

Yeah.

I dunno if it's excited.

I'm ready to sleep in my own bed, yeah.

Fair enough.

Yeah.

It's all part of the fun.

Yeah.

You're not feeling too smashed?

Uh, I'm definitely feeling it.

But like I'm, look, I'm still standing.

Yeah. No plans for tonight? And now I am walking.

We don't wait for the green here.

Yeah.

Oh, they've Christmased it.

Oh, they have.

That's Christmas-y. Yeah.

You know, I feel like that happened really quick.

Yeah. Strange.

Anyway.

I really hope you had fun.

Yeah. No I did. I did.

I mean, 'cause it got hectic.

It's like kind of insane how much,

just like stuff you can do when you're not working.

True.

No. Thank you for being my tour guide.

No, like, thank you for coming, like yeah.

It was, it was fun. It was silly.

Bye, bye, bye, bye.

I'll see you very soon.

Hit me up if you're ever in Sydney.

Yeah, maybe I'll visit you.

Yeah, you know where to find me.

No, that's my -

It's my phone.

That's my phone too. Phone bump.

You gonna be good?

Yeah.

I actually wanna move

to a share house, now that I think about it.

Live with people, not get locked out. The good stuff.

Well, good luck. Thank you.

Good luck, good luck.

I'll see you when I see you.

Yeah.

Oh will work be okay?

Oh, with the, yeah.

Yeah, I'll look after it.

Ooh. That's me looking after it.

Heck yeah.

Bye.