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- oh, hey.

- oh, hey, tori.

- how's it going?

- what's up?

- well, after school

I was thinking we should all

Go hang out at the grove.

You wanna-wanna?

- uhh.

- oooh.

- we really can't.

- how come?

- well, uh,

We have ping pong practice.

- uh-huh.

- shut up.

- it's true.

- yeah.

We're all on the ping pong team.

- me, andre, Robbie,

Beck and jade.

- there's no ping pong team

At Hollywood arts.

- aahh.

Listen, tori, um,

You're still kinda new here

And there's some things

That you just don't under--

What kind of gum

Are you chewing?

- I don't know. Sinjin made it.

- smell her mouth.

- sure.

Hmm, smells like that trip

We took to acapulco last year.

- yes.

- oh, you have

Mexican-flavored gum?

- mexican is not a flavor!

- thank you.

- look, if you guys

Don't wanna hang out with me,

Then just say so.

Why make up a lie

That you're all

On some ping pong team?

- hey, tori.

- how's it going?

- what's up?

- okay, so now

You're gonna pretend

Like we're not having

The conversation we're having.

- about what?

- the big ping pong team lie.

- look, if you don't believe us

Then go the rec room.

- you can see all the trophies

We've won.

- first place.

- really?

- yeah.

- please.

- okay. Then I wanna try out

For the team.

- ahh--

- what?

- look, if you wanna try out

For the ping pong team,

Then you have to talk

To the team Captain.

- fine. Who's the team Captain?

- jade.

- ulch.

- or you can join my team.

I call it Rex's all hot chick

Volleyball squad.

Yeah. No.

- tori!

- just get it off my nose.

Snatch it off.

- ooh.

- aw, man,

It's the stretchy kind.

♪ here I am, once again ♪

♪ feeling lost ♪

♪ but now and then ♪

♪ I breath it in ♪

♪ to let it go ♪

♪ and you don't know ♪

♪ where you are now ♪

♪ or what it will come to ♪

♪ if only somebody could hear ♪

♪ when you figure out how ♪

♪ you're lost in the moment ♪

♪ you disappear ♪

♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪

♪ to put your dream in action ♪

♪ you're never gonna fade ♪

♪ you'll be ♪

♪ the main attraction ♪

♪ not a fantasy ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when it turns our right ♪

♪ 'cause you know ♪

♪ that if you live ♪

♪ in your imagination ♪

♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪

♪ everybody's fascination ♪

♪ in my victory ♪

♪ just remember me ♪

♪ when I make it shine ♪

- jade. Jade. Jade.

I'm not going away.

And you can't just say no.

- no. No. No. No. No. No. No.

- all right, well, you can.

Lane, can you come here please?

Don't move.

- I'm staying here

Because I wanna stay here.

- what's up?

- jade is the Captain

Of the ping pong team

And I wanna try out

And she says I can't.

- yup, that's what I says.

- oh, come on.

Why do you all have to drag me

Into your problems?

- uh, you're the guidance

Counselor here.

Can we have some guidance?

- all right.

- all right.

I've already got it loaded

In here.

- okay, what?

- see, look what it says

On the offial

Hollywood arts website.

- my life is slipping away.

- read it.

- all students

Are encouraged to participate

In school sanctioned events,

Clubs and sports teams.

- and how can I participate

In ping pong

If the team Captain here

Refuses to even let me try out?

- you gotta let her try out.

- we don't need more players.

- read the phone, jade.

Read the phone.

- oh! Oh!

- well?

- you didn't make the team.

- what? I beat everybody.

- I don't care.

Read the school website.

- when a student tries out

For a sports team

For which there is no coach,

The team Captain shall decide

If the student is granted

Or denied acceptance

To the team.

- Captain says denied.

- but you can't--

You can't just...

- read the phone, tori.

Read the phone.

- don't you steal

My phone-in-face bit.

Hello, sinjin.

- oh, my God.

This is exactly how I dreamed

It would happen.

- listen. I need you

To do something for me

And you can't tell anyone.

- I understand.

- good.

Now, what I need you to do is--

Sinjin!

- don't talk. You'll ruin it.

- this isn't about kissing.

- and that's how the dream

Always ends.

- dude, you know

All those cool props

And scenery pieces you made

For the play Beck was in

Last month?

- yeah.

- I need you to build

Something for me.

- like what?

- something big enough

For me to hide in and spy

On the ping pong team

During their next practice

Because I swear,

There's something wonky

Going on with those guys

And I'm gonna get

To the bottom of the wonk!

- do you know

What you sprayed me with

'cause I'm starting to lose

Vision in my right eye?

- here's a rag.

- so will you build me

Something I can put

In the rec room and hide in?

- sure.

- yay! Thanks, sinjin.

- here comes that feeling.

- I heard that.

- here we go.

- yeah.

- oh, my God.

- man, this is the best

Ping pong practice ever.

- I love this game.

- wait. Wait, wait.

Don't lean on me.

- oh. That was a foul.

- you're foul.

- oh. That tickles.

- okay. Let's start over.

- all right.

- okay, okay.

Wait. Let me get a drink first.

- yeah, me too.

- ah.

- what's wrong?

- I think I pulled a muscle.

- you can't pull

What you don't have.

- what up with this machine?

It ate my dollar.

- all right.

Let the doctor handle this.

- go doc.

- guys, guys, try rocking it.

- all right.

- whoa.

Did that machine just scream

Like a teenage girl?

- all right.

Who put me in the soda machine?

- I got it. I got it. Buzz off!

- why were you hiding in there

Spying on us?

- 'cause I had a feeling

You guys' ping pong team

Was just a big fake

And I was right.

You weren't practicing

Ping pong.

You were playing

Retro party games.

So what is up?

- let's just tell her.

- no.

- yes.

- I think we should tell her.

- why don't we just drive her

Out to the desert

And drop her off?

- Rex!

- she knows too much.

- tell her.

- there's no real

Ping pong team.

- then what's this all about?

- well, it all started

Two years ago when the school

Put that ping pong table

In this room.

We just walked in,

And there it was.

Then Robbie suggested

That we form

An official ping pong team

Here at Hollywood arts

To compete

Against other schools.

- so I slapped Robbie hard

On top of his head.

- it really hurt.

It really hurt.

- I heard that. So?

- so a few days later,

Me, andre, jade and Robbie

Were hangin' out.

- when cat walked up.

- she was all pumped up

About some fancy restaurant

Her parents took her

To the weekend before.

- they had amazing steaks

And crab cakes

And lobster mashed potatoes

And classy live music,

And the most insane desserts

I had ever tasted.

- which all sounded

Pretty good to us.

- so I said,

"well, we gotta go there."

- and I told Robbie

There was no way

We could go there

'cause it's really expensive.

- where is this story going?

- it actually gets weirder.

- you see, when cat told us

That the restaurant

Was too expensive...

- I remembered something

Beck had told me

About all the sports teams

At Hollywood arts

Getting a minimum of $1,500

To pay for travel and equipment.

And that's when I got the idea.

- well, what was the idea?

- oh, right,

I was telling a story.

I said, "maybe we should form

"a fake ping pong team,

"take the 1,500 bucks

"and use the money for all of us

"to have a fancy dinner

"at the restaurant

Cat told us about."

- at first, we thought

Jade's idea was crazy.

- but after we exchanged

Some looks...

- we started to think

It might be a pretty cool idea.

- but then Robbie said, "wait."

- I reminded everyone

That all sports teams

Are required to have

At least one faculty advisor.

- so we went to

The only teacher we could trust.

- sikowitz.

- but he told us our plan

Was way too devious and illegal.

- but then he said,

"hey, did you hear

"that principal eikner

Might get fired?"

- help me.

- see, the principal's boss...

- the superintendent.

- ...Was mad 'cause

Hollywood arts didn't have

Any winning sports teams.

- and he told principal eikner,

"at least one team

"better bring home

"a trophy this year

Or else you're fired."

- so I said to sikowitz,

What if the five of us...

Six.

Six of us, pretend to go

To a ping pong tournament...

- take the 1,500 bucks

The school gives us...

- use 400 of it to buy

A nice trophy for the school...

- which would keep

Principal eikner

From getting fired...

- and then use

The rest of our money

To take our favorite teacher

To the restaurant

Cat told us about...

- and have the most amazing

Dinner of our lives.

- and then,

Sikowitz was on board.

- so you guys formed

A fake ping pong team

So you could get some money,

Buy a trophy for the school,

Save the principal's job

And take sikowitz out

For a big, fancy dinner?

- yeah, I guess we could

Have just told it that way.

- so, are you gonna bust us now

And ruin everything?

- no. If...

- if what?

- and I'm very proud

To announce the newest member

Of the Hollywood arts

Ping pong team,

Tori "the paddlepus" vega.

Now, wish us all luck

And hopefully we'll bring home

Yet another first place trophy

For Hollywood arts.

- yeah!

- all team members in my van.

Thank you. Thank you.

- hey, look at that.

Shag carpeting.

- oh, my God.

- oh.

- oh my God, best food ever.

- right?

- so good.

- to ping pong.

- to ping pong.

- to the pong to the ping.

- aw, shut up.

- I can't believe

What she's wearing.

- yes, I'm wearing

A ping pong uniform.

- how could you not think

To bring a fancy dress?

- I don't know.

I just didn't, okay?

- you said you reminded

Everyone to bring nice clothes.

- I did.

- you didn't remind me.

- whoops.

- how's everyone doing?

- oh.

- it's so good.

- it's amazing.

- good. Good, good.

- oh, wait, ma'am.

- yes?

- what is this awesome dip?

- that's caviar.

- it's fantastic.

Can I get a big bowl of it?

- a big bowl?

- yeah. Like a bowl for soup,

But filled with

This caviar stuff?

- ah, sure.

I'll bring that right

To your table.

- you're very kind.

- is everyone happy tonight?

- oh, wonderful.

- how is your drink, sir?

- very moist. Thank you.

- two more people

Are complaining

There's no live music.

- so offer them a free dessert.

- I did. They're still upset.

- excuse me.

- here you are.

- oh, thank you, dear.

- are you sure?

- yes. They can't grow

Lobster-flavored potatoes.

- uh. Uhhh--

Uh, it's so good,

But I'm so full.

- come on, man up. Here we go.

Oh, there it is. There it is.

That's nice, isn't it? Just...

- thank you.

- breathe through it.

- you're a good friend.

- okay.

What if, like, a farmer planted

A lobster and a potato

In the same hole?

Maybe it would grow a lobtato.

- yes, cat.

A lobtato would grow.

I'll tell the farmers.

- here's your check.

- thank you.

- what the hair bones?

- what?

- it's $1,300.

- what?

- it's never been over 700.

- way to go, tori.

- I ordered the same thing

You did.

- wait, wait,

I see the problem.

They mistakenly charged us

An extra $600 for caviar.

- oh.

- excuse me, sir?

- hi. Is anything wrong?

- yes.

We were mistakenly charged

For $600 worth of caviar.

- oh, that's not a mistake.

That awkward young man

Ordered a large bowl of caviar.

- man, what were you thinking?

- I didn't order any caviar.

- Robbie.

- I didn't know

It was that expensive.

- what are you talking about?

- all right, all right,

All right! Hush.

Robbie can't help what he is.

Nevertheless, we don't have

Enough money to pay the check.

- well, sir, I'm sorry,

But payment is required,

Or I'm going to have

To call the police.

- the police?

- oh, no.

- I'm sorry.

- jail?

- I am not going to jail.

- Claude. Claude.

- yes, Mr. Conrad?

- where is the live music?

- well...

- I thought Perry and Jordan

Were performing.

- there was a golfing accident.

Perry took a ball to the head.

- and you didn't book

Another music act?

- I didn't find out until 4:30.

- people come here

For classy, live music.

Do you know how many customers

Are complaining?

- sir, I didn't have the time--

- uh, guys, guys,

I think I may be able to fix

Both our problems here.

Give me your dress.

- what?

- give me your dress.

- this one?

♪ ah, ah, oh ♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪

♪ the situation turned around ♪

♪ enough to figure out ♪

♪ that someone else has let you down ♪

♪ so many times ♪

♪ I don't know why ♪

♪ but I know we can make it ♪

♪ as long as you say it ♪

♪ so tell me that you love me, ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ and tell me that I take your breath away ♪

♪ and maybe if you take one more ♪

♪ then I would know for sure ♪

♪ there's nothing left to say ♪

♪ tell me that you love me anyway ♪

>> Whoo!

>> Owww!

♪ So tell me that you love me anyway ♪

♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ waking up beside yourself ♪

♪ and what you feel inside ♪

♪ is being shared with someone else ♪

♪ nowhere to hide I don't know why ♪

♪ but I know we can make it ♪

♪ as long as you say it ♪

♪ so tell me that you love me, ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ and tell me that I take your breath away ♪

♪ and maybe if you take one more ♪

♪ then I would know for sure ♪

♪ there's nothing left to say ♪

♪ tell me that you love me anyway ♪

♪ show me look what we found ♪

♪ it's turning around every day ♪

♪ I can hear what you say ♪

♪ now I know why ♪

♪ I know we can make it ♪

♪ if you tell me that you love me, yeah ♪

♪ and tell me that I take your breath away ♪

♪ and maybe if you take one more ♪

♪ so tell me that you love me ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ and tell me that I take your breath away ♪

♪ and maybe if you take one more ♪

♪ then I would know for sure ♪

♪ there's nothing left to say ♪

♪ but tell me that you love me anyway ♪

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