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Sometimes it's nice.

Oh, a massage helmet!

A stylish helmet

That massages your head.

That sounds fun, right?

It could be.

Oh, it should.

No, it's awful.

I hate helmets.

That's not good of an idea.

It's a bad thing.

Why is she all...

'Cause it's only three days

Until Trina's birthweek.

Her birthweek?

You mean her birthday?

You don't know my sister.

She thinks one day

Isn't enough celebration

So she calls it her birthweek.

Now if I don't get her

An amazing present,

I'm gonna have to listen to her

Complain about it

For the next six months.

All right.

Chill down.

We'll help you through this.

Totally.

Okay.

The perfect present

For Trina.

Something amazing.

Just get the massage helmet.

Oh, my ribs!

Suggestions for birthweek

Presents for Trina.

Okay.

Andre, start us off.

Cheese.

Let's not do cheese.

Robbie?

Lotion or various lotions.

Gross.

Cat?

Well, for my last birthday,

I thought my parents

Were gonna get me a bike.

But when I got home from school,

My brother was trying to cut off

His hair.

So my mom started yelling at...

Jade.

Yeah?

What should I get Trina?

Talent.

Oh, Jade is so pretty.

3, 2, 1.

Does anyone have a good idea

About a present for Trina?

You people give me a rash.

What kind of rash?

It's my grandmother again.

Who else would call you?

Hi, Mammaw.

Uch, another computer problem?

No, Mammaw.

I was not being sarcastic.

Mammaw, don't...what?

Mammaw, don't hang up on me.

What's your grandmother

Bugging about?

She bought a stupid computer

And she can't figure out

How to work it,

So she calls me

Like every four minutes

For tech support.

Oh, that's cute.

It's not cute.

I was at her house

For three hours last night

And I have to go back again

Tonight.

Oh, will one of you come

With me?

Sure, I love old people.

It's so cute how they shake

When they pour their juice.

You know what

That makes me think of?

What?

Nothing.

Now what am I gonna get Trina

For her birthweek?

How about a bobblehead

That looks like me?

My dad's a cop.

Moving on.

All right.

Before I take you in there,

I should warn you.

About?

My grandmother.

She can be critical.

That's okay.

I take criticism really well.

No, you don't.

What's that suppose to mean?

Just that you don't take

Criticism very well.

Why don't you just kick me

In the face?

I'm sorry.

I take it back.

Okay.

I have a gun.

Mammaw, it's Robbie.

Hello, Robbie.

Hi, Mammaw.

This is my friend, Cat.

Nice to meet you,

Mrs. Shapiro.

You too, sweetheart.

You're so pretty.

Come in.

Come in.

She's your girlfriend?

No.

Good.

You can do better.

Are you ready for this?

I don't know.

I can't see.

Look it.

Shoes?

Boots.

Fazzini boots.

Trina has been dying

For these.

I had to go

To 11 different stores

Before I could...

Hello.

Hey.

What's up, Trina?

Okay.

What has two thumbs

And is already having

A fantastic birthweek?

This girl.

Check out my kicks.

Fazzini boots.

Got 'em at simone's on sale.

Oh, don't be sad.

You could borrow 'em,

After I'm dead.

Mom, I got fazzini boots.

Mom. Mom!

You're gonna have to come up

With another present.

I know that.

Got a cheese guy

That could put together...

I'm not giving her cheese.

Maybe I should just give up

And accept the fact

That I'm not gonna find

Anything good

And Trina is gonna hate me

For the next six months.

I can't believe

You hit me in the head.

Help me.

All right.

How about a song?

A song,

As a present for Trina?

Yeah.

You can write it,

Perform it yourself,

You know, do it up real big.

That's not bad.

That is...I don't know how

To write a song.

Think, what has two thumbs

And knows how to help a friend

Write a song?

This guy.

No. No. No. No. No. No.

You just...you just click

On that little square

In the upper right corner

To open a window.

I don't want

To open a window.

It's already too cold in here.

That's not what I meant.

Maury, turn up the heat.

No.

Mammaw, a window

Is just this little...

Why did you do that

To your hair?

What?

You mean the color?

Do you hate your mother?

I love my mother.

So how do I e-Mail this

To my doctor?

E-Mail?

Those are your

System preferences.

Why would you e-Mail a doctor

Your system preferences?

Maury,

Robbie is screaming at me.

I'm hungry.

Turn up the heat.

No.

Why does he do that to me?

Okay, how about this?

I love that.

But you really think

We're gonna be able

To have a whole song ready

By Trina's birthday?

No worries.

And I'll get

A banging band here,

Some girls to back you up,

Lights, it'll be the chiz.

What is chiz anyway?

I think

It's a german sausage.

Let's get back to the lyrics.

No. I can't write lyrics.

Just play more stuff

On your thingy.

I'll help you.

Just tell me some

Of your favorite things

About Trina.

I said tell me some of your...

I heard you.

Come on, dig deep.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, how about

She's the whole reason

Why I got in to hollywood arts?

Now you're digging.

Yay, I'm diggy.

All right.

Now, when you think of Trina,

What's the first word

That pops in your head?

Crazy.

Crazy.

But, I love her.

Have you told her

That lately?

No.

Wait, are you sure this stuff

Is gonna help us write a song?

Let's see.

You're good.

I'm home.

Happy birthweek.

Mom.

Oh, dad.

...make a wish.

Okay.

Where's Tori?

Oh, over there.

With a special surprise.

Whoa. Hey.

You're gonna love it.

What is going on?

Just relax.

Happy birthweek, Trina.

Thanks.

So where is my present?

Are you kidding me?

No.

Where's my birthweek present?

Mom, dad,

Could you please take Andre

And everyone outside?

But it's raining.

Here's an umbrella.

This way, everyone.

Don't break anything.

No promises.

The song was your present.

How much did it cost?

It didn't cost money.

Then it's not a present.

Oh, you're unbelievable.

I'm not the one

Who didn't get her sister

A present for her birthweek.

I wrote a song for you.

I rehearsed it.

The people,

I performed it for you.

Yeah, I think

You were a little flat

On that last chorus.

Ah, can't hit your sister

During her birthweek.

That's a cool watch.

I can't believe

That you're not deep enough

To appreciate a gift

That totally came from my heart.

A song is not a gift.

It is too.

Can I wear a song? No.

Can I eat a song? No.

Can I flaunt a song

And make anyone jealous?

No. You failed.

Here. I am so sorry

This is all I got you.

What is this?

A flash drive

With the song on it.

How many gigs?

I don't know. Eight?

Kinda small.

But the most surprising part

Of the play

Happened at the end

When the monster

Gouged out pricilla's eyes,

Which, for whatever reason,

I found really funny. Questions?

I have two questions.

Okay, no questions.

Great, I'm done.

Thank you, Jade,

For that disturbing report.

Robbie, you're up.

Right.

Hello, everybody.

Hi.

My report is on vaudeville.

Now, if you all look at...

Oh, my God.

Your grandmother

Wants to chat.

Robbie, Robbie,

Can you see me now?

Hi, Mammaw.

Is this important?

'Cause I'm kinda in the middle

Of...

How do I open the internet?

Grandma, grandma,

You're on the internet.

We couldn't be video-Chatting

If you weren't on...

Hey, Robbie,

I see your puppet.

Are you still taking your puppet

To school?

Rex is not a puppet.

Maury, Robbie still plays

With his puppet.

I'm in the bathroom.

Doing what?

Robbie, Robbie, Robbie.

Hey, Vega!

Tori.

What?

Try this coffee

And tell me what it tastes like.

Hazelnut?

I don't know.

I found it in the garbage.

Hey, Tori.

Hey, Tori's friend.

No,

I'm not really her friend.

So listen...

I'm not buying you a present.

Ah, you already did.

This hat.

I didn't buy you that hat.

Did too.

Well, indirectly.

See, I sold the song

And used the money

To buy the hat.

I know most girls can't pull off

The whole hat look,

But my head has a perfect shape,

You know, so...

What do you mean

You sold the song I gave you?

Well, you know

My friend molly?

Little feet, big thighs.

Mm-Hmm. Her uncle

Is one of the main dudes

At devilution records.

I played the song for him

And he, like, freaked over it.

The song I sang

For your birthday?

Yeah.

He gave me 500 bucks

For the rights.

And get this: He wants me

To record it professionally.

You? You're gonna sing it?

Of course,

He thinks it could be a hit.

I turned your terrible present

Into a new hat

And a great opportunity.

But wait,

But, but, but, but does he know

That I was the one

Singing the song and not you?

You know,

That did not come up.

Trina,

How can you just do that?

You can't...

Got to scamper.

Hey, are you gonna finish

Your coffee?

No.

Jade found this in the...

You can have it.

That's right,

Drink the garbage coffee.

Come on.

No.

You said you were talking me

To play baby golf.

We'll only be here

A half hour.

But your grandmother

Hates me.

She doesn't hate you.

Why did you bring that one?

Bye.

Stay.

Who is this?

Robbie, this is brenda,

My friend rona's cousin's

Granddaughter.

Brenda,

This is my grandson, Robbie.

Hi, it's great to meet you.

Why is she here?

So you don't end up

With one of those.

I'm leaving now.

No, you're not.

Robbie is so smart.

He's here to fix the internet.

Yeah, why don't I go do that?

Hey, what's your rush?

Spend some time,

Get to know brenda.

Mammaw.

Is that a face?

Trina, you set?

I am super set.

Okay,

Then we're gonna put one down.

Yes, let's put one down.

Track one.

Playback.

I'm not hearing any music

Anymore.

Uh, yeah, your vocal,

You're not sounding like you did

On the live demo

You played for me.

Oh, right.

I was just trying it

A different way.

Oh, okay.

Well, why don't you just try

Singing it like you did

On the demo?

Yes, sir.

No problemo.

Great, great.

Let's go again.

Take two.

Can't you make her sound

Better?

Yup.

You just turned off her mic.

Sound better?

Yeah.

A girl doesn't dye her hair

That color unless

She has psychological problems.

My hair color

Has nothing to do

With my psychological problems.

Don't you use

That tone with me, young lady.

Well, you said

A bunch of mean things to me.

My mom thinks it's funny.

Why would your mother

Allow that.

Over my dead body, would I let

My grandson ever marry...

We're just friends.

No, no, no.

Oh, this is bad news.

Oh, no.

What?

What's wrong, sweetheart?

They canceled the internet.

Yeah, look.

You know, bad economy,

Low ratings,

They just cancelled

The whole internet.

It says right there

On the screen.

Aww, that's too bad.

That's terrible.

Yeah, it's a tragedy.

Bye, Mammaw.

Let's go, Cat.

Hey, wait, Robbie.

I made you a chicken.

Give it to brenda.

Bye.

Oh, no! Oh, no, no.

What happened?

I was feeling that one.

You weren't feeling it?

Okay, what up?

Oh, you want me

To sing louder?

No. That live demo

You played for me,

How come you can't sing

Like that now?

Well...

Are you the singer

On the demo or not?

I'm genetically similar

To that singer.

All right, that's it.

I'm pulling the plug on this.

No, no, wait.

Hey, pull the plug, man.

We're going home.

Just wait a second.

Let me fix this.

How?

What...who are you gonna call?

Just shush.

She killing it or what?

She's fantastic.

Can I have a coffee?

No.

It's not good.

It's so good.

Bring it down.

Yeah.

What? Shut up.

Don't play with me, man.

Are you serious?

Okay, we're on our way.

Cut it, cut it.

We're in the middle

Of a take.

Cut the session, man.

What happened?

Are we taking a break?

That was jesse.

He played the song for Beyonce

And she went nuts over it.

Shut up.

She might wanna record it.

Beyonce?

He's with her right now.

Oh, my God!

What's happening out there?

Beyonce likes our song?

My song.

Best 500 bucks I ever spent.

Hello?

Come on, man.

Let's go meet Beyonce.

Can I come?

No.

But I wanna meet...

Aren't you gonna...yo.

Really? The lights.

Guys.

Going to the slap.com

Is like...

It's a slap.

...a wonderful bowl

Of hot fresh milk.

The slap.com.

It's like being slapped

By the internet.

Okay.

No, that's disturbing.

Can I get a rubber band?

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