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Dude, I'm so excited we got these jobs. Like, I can't even believe it. I know.

We're gonna make so much money in tips, but honestly, I feel like we shouldn't

have lied on our application.

I mean, it doesn't even matter that we don't know what we're doing. Like, we're

pretty enough to make it work, I think.

I mean, I definitely think we can get by, right? It can't be bad. I mean, we

have all this stuff to study and figure out. We just... I don't know. Maybe...

Maybe read some of this. See what we're supposed to do with it.

I think... At least we have the books.

This creamy combination of coconut and pineapple turns any cocktail into a

tropical getaway.

See, that sounds good when you read it like that. You can just say that to the

customers. Yeah, it sounds pretty convincing, right?

Now we just have to figure out how to kind of make it.

I mean, hmm.

Do you know what parts are? That's how we're supposed to measure it.

Bitters?

How to frost a glass?

Yeah, maybe we shouldn't have lied on our application if you were right.

But like pretty girls making drinks, right?

There's got to be a market of some kind for that.

I think maybe we should just start with something.

No, I think we should probably focus on the pina colada and get that down first.

I mean, yeah, I guess one at a time, one at a time.

I don't know. It's just so hard because we're making mocktails.

I don't get to put any liquor in it or anything.

I don't know what a mocktail is supposed to taste like.

Where's the alcohol?

I know, but it can't be that different.

Or at least it's going to give us some experience.

I guess we just have to make it taste good.

It can't be that hard.

Alright, so pina colada.

Let's see.

I know we need pineapple, whatever.

Whatever's in this bottle.

And then ice and shake it up. I mean, we definitely got this. Like, we're so

hot. And besides, like, we probably didn't even get the job for the

experience anyway.

I mean, you're definitely right. I don't know why else they would have hired us

if they didn't think that we could do it. At least sell it.

And we can talk. Like, some of those girls, like, they're so boring.

I know.

So.

We definitely at least have that.

I mean, if we could tell you make it, right?

Right. This is our summer. We're going to make the money. We got this.

And like, hmm.

Do you think it could be kind of good for you? Like a pina colada that's like

fruity anyway.

I mean, it's fruit.

Without the alcohol the way we're making it right now.

Exactly. Like, it's gluten free.

Exactly.

All natural flavor. That sounds pretty healthy to me.

Hmm. i think in the real one we just have to add some rum and you know we'll

make it taste good yeah then we definitely got it i think we kind of

just need to try and make them let's just do it our own way i don't know yeah

instructions i think that's definitely going to be the best way to do it let's

try three of these right pour it in here three seems like a good number

fill it up like that much right yeah

It's one.

It's really creamy.

I know, it's so thick.

Two.

I mean, how's it looking in there?

It looks good.

We'll have to see.

Okay,

shake it.

Why do both hands look so good?

Who does this?

I mean, it looks like... It feels cold.

Yeah. Oh my gosh, let's see what it looks like.

Well,

that wasn't as much as I thought it would be.

Me either.

I'm just trying it.

I guess I can try it and see.

It doesn't look bad.

No?

It's missing something.

It's the alcohol.

Well, I don't know. Let's just try it again.

Maybe we need more or less.

Yeah, because people drink virgin drinks, I'm pretty sure. All the time.

I don't know what we're doing wrong to make it taste bad.

Maybe more?

More.

How many do you think would be the right amount?

Or maybe shake it more?

Let's try that.

You want to shake it?

Yeah.

Oh my god, you look so good. You look like a pro.

Oh my gosh, does it look like I know what I'm doing? Yes.

See, we're already figuring it out. We got this.

I'm just thinking out pretty well.

I don't know. I gave you all my tips.

Just keep faking it.

Yeah? Yeah. I think it's about ready to try to see if this is right.

Hey,

what are you girls doing?

Um, what are you doing in here? We're practicing for our dream job.

Don't you have something better to do?

I don't remember your brother being this cute.

Stepbrother. Anyway, why are you so nosy?

I'm just curious to see what y'all are up to.

Is this mixing drinks?

We're trying for our new jobs.

But we don't really know what we're doing.

I mean, what are you doing in here anyway?

This isn't good.

Well, maybe you can help us?

I mean...

Where's all the liquor in it?

Mickey, your hands are so cold.

Should I shake it again?

So where's all the liquor in it?

We're making mocktails.

It's not liquor here.

Yeah, you know how mom and dad are. They would never have liquor in the house.

Oh, I could have just picked some up for you.

I mean... Oh, oh.

No, no, no, no, what do you First of all, there's way before

way too much pina colada and like no ice at all You have to make it like a

smoothie practically. It's got to be slushy Like you got to put way more ice

in there and you gotta shake the fuck out of it That doesn't make sense

all the way up there

Is that enough?

Nope.

More? You gotta get all that shit in there. Come on now.

I guess you're the professional.

Maybe put it back in there and try again?

We'll see what happens.

So you know what you're doing.

I think that's enough. You said with

some ice this time, right?

Looks

a

lot better. I think it looks better.

Right?

Maybe a straw.

Make it look cute. We always have those in cocktails.

I mean, it's good to be decorative, have like a little garnish or something on

it. Well, I don't know. We don't have anything else.

It's a little better.

Where's your blender? Do you not have a blender here?

Where's the blender? We're just practicing right now. You really should

be using a blender, honestly. This isn't really for pina coladas. This is like

for margaritas and stuff. I mean, I think it tastes pretty good.

It's not bad.

It's covered with ice cubes, and it's not supposed to be.

You did say more ice.

Well, like shaved.

It's supposed to be crushed and shaved ice.

Maybe we should try a different drink.

I don't know.

This one?

The next drink?

I mean, what do you know about Bloody Marys?

I mean, I know a pretty good thing or two about them.

I guess we can do that one.

Whatever. to try yeah so give that a try let's do some of the bloody mary all

right like that much

yeah that's you can do more than that okay we're trying to fill this glass all

right right right right right okay um well hold on oh do you have any ice in

here

I didn't know my stepbrother was a Bloody Mary expert.

I guess he has more experience than we do.

Mixologist.

There. Okay.

That's better.

Just shake this one?

I mean, you don't have to shake it that much. You can stir it.

Let's try that.

You want to help me stir it?

Yeah. Does this feel anything?

Yeah, it looks good.

Yeah, you can use that.

It doesn't really matter. It's a Bloody Mary.

Okay.

Is there a certain way you stir it?

Or you can just... Just a little bit, you know?

Yeah.

I don't know if we're doing it right.

No.

I mean,

this is like our first time practicing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just throw it away. You took the whole thing over.

Oh my god.

You have nothing in there. It's just a mix. Oh my god.

You need a lot. Oh my god.

First of all, you can put a pepper in there.

And maybe even some black pepper just for a little more taste.

And it's good to have some celery in there. You don't have any of that. Oh my

god. And you know that.

You literally live here.

Why do you even bother?

Yeah, I totally forgot you had three years of restaurant experience.

I'm a cosmologist.

I'm sorry, I'm a mixologist.

So I just mixed some drinks, did it for a few years, took a couple classes, no

big deal.

Why don't you go ahead and mix that a little more?

Okay. Now that the ice has kind of melted into it a little bit.

That's the kind of experience we need, right?

Yeah, exactly.

Well, I mean... Maybe you should listen a little more.

Alright, I'll give you that one, but... Well,

wanna try it again?

Yeah, give it a sip. Let's see how it is.

I think it's better.

I think you actually might be teaching it something.

years and I hope you get to teach us something.

It's a little better.

I mean, with some alcohol, not too bad.

Definitely better. Maybe try the pina colada one again.

Yeah, let's try that one again.

After you, sis.

They're definitely getting better, right?

I mean, you know, it's tough doing a drink without all the alcohol.

You know any shitty bartender can make almost any drink possible when you put

in about calling it so But you know what? This is been an experience

I think y'all both learned a little something.

I'm gonna well, I Don't know. I feel like we could still use your help

though. Yeah

I'm gonna, you girls did okay.

I mean, please, like, we could give you tips for two days. Yeah, come on.

We'll make good ones.

Make it a week.

Alright, fine, a week.

Fine.

Alright, well, I got a couple calls I gotta make, so why don't you reset the

table and we'll return to this in like 20 minutes, alright?

Okay. 20 minutes.

Thank you, Nikki.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah.

So, I mean, I think this one is going to be the right one.

You did everything Nikki said.

You added the peppers, the salt, and the ice.

So, I mean, I think just go for it.

I mean, how's it looking?

Looks good.

Fingers crossed.

Yeah, I think Nicky should come and taste it, right?

Yeah. Where is he? In his room?

Yeah, it's that way.

Nicky!

Come here!

Nicky, come taste it.

Oh, well.

Don't mind if I do.

This has to be the best one yet.

I think so.

I think it definitely is.

So, it turned out alright?

I think so.

I think your tips might have actually worked.

Well, as long as y'all give me your tips for the first week.

Well, we'll be bartending in no time, raking it in.

Exactly. We're going to make so many tips if we can get all the drinks like

this. I know, I'm so excited.

God, I can't believe it.

Well, I mean, you can only cheat it for like a week.

Because then they're going to catch on.

Hopefully you girls will learn as you go.

You know, pick up a few tricks while you're at the bar. I mean, I think we

did pretty good today.

So, I mean, we definitely did so good today. I mean, if we can pick it up like

one drink a day. I mean, being actually behind the bar has to be totally

different. And having actual alcohol.

Right.

Well, you know, she's probably trying to try it out a little bit.

Did you taste it yet?

Yeah, but honestly, it's good. I think I'm going to keep drinking it.

Wow.

I didn't even think I liked Bloody Marys.

I mean, now I can make them all the time.

Well,

you know, before y'all actually make it to the bar...

Probably gonna need to do a little role play just so you girls know how to

interact with your customers.

I mean, I guess we also have to serve people too.

All right, so let's knock out some role play.

Venus, you can be the server and Addison, you'll be the customer. So go

ahead and serve her the drink.

God, you look so thirsty.

Oh, thank you. I made this drink just for you.

Is it on the house?

Only if you buy two more.

That's not bad, but Venus, I feel like you could step it up a notch with the

customer service.

I mean, everything you see is on the house.

Oh, really?

Well, I guess I need to get a job.

That's a lot better.

Well, you girls do a great job practicing with each other, but now

we're gonna mix up and I'm gonna be the customer.

Let's go ahead and switch the roles around.

So Addison, you're gonna serve me the drink and Venus, open your mouth.

So my turn to serve? Your turn to serve.

Well, welcome to our establishment, sir.

Can I offer you anything to drink? Like some sparkling water, a pina colada?

No, no, no. You already started off on the wrong foot. Why?

You don't offer the cheapest drinks you got. You gotta go high.

You gotta say, these are our specials, and the specials are always the more

expensive drinks.

Okay. Listen, more often than not, do you recommend that?

They're gonna say yes. They don't know what they want.

Really? Yeah.

Okay, I mean, I guess it makes sense. Of course. Sell more drinks.

More tips.

The more drinks you sell, the more tips you get. The more the expensive drink,

the bigger the tip.

Okay. Come on. You gotta get on this.

We're trying.

I know you're trying.

It's only gonna work for so long, though.

Okay, well, upsell.

Upsell. Upsell.

Absolutely upsell. Okay.

You hear that?

Mm-hmm. What'd I say?

Oh, upsell.

All right, good.

Get back here.

So, want to try that again?

Yes. All right, so... Hi, sir. Thanks for coming in.

Welcome to our establishment.

Can I offer you something to drink, like some champagne or a bottle of one of our

wines? All right. That was a lot better.

But be a little more enthusiastic.

Okay. Give some descriptions.

Like, we have this lovely champagne that everyone has been having and been

enjoying it.

Okay. Yeah. Just like really, you know, sell it. Right, right. Don't be like, we

have this really expensive drink. You should get it. No, sell it to me. Okay.

Okay. One more time.

Hi, handsome. Welcome in.

nice seeing you so i wanted to offer you something to drink tonight we do have a

lovely bottle of champagne that's featured and i think it would be perfect

for such a good looking guy like you there you go yeah yeah okay

see you're helping me so much it was so much thank you see practice makes

perfect well i hope it works practice always makes perfect right venus let me

hear you say it Mm-hmm.

Well, practice makes perfect. No, try again. Say it again.

All right, I think we got a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Ready to go.

So much better now.

Perfect.

So, you sold me that bottle of champagne.

Right.

Are you going to try to sell me anything else now?

I don't know. It depends.

How many drinks I can get in you?

Well, let's say we went with a glass of champagne.

Okay. And I finished that. Right.

So, come back in that one.

Uh, if you want another glass?

Say something like, if you'd like, I could refill that for you. Okay, so if

you'd like, I could refill your empty glass. Well, let's start from the

beginning, okay? Okay, okay.

Alright. I finished the champagne. Okay.

so i saw you finish that champagne how'd you like it oh it was great yeah if

you'd like i could get you another glass of it you could just fill this one up

for me you got you don't say i can get you another glass so i can fill this

fill it okay refill it top you off right something like that so that the customer

doesn't think oh i'm ordering a whole other glass right i mean they'll know

but they don't know at the same time okay you know what Why don't you both

take your shirts off? I can't think with all these clothes on.

That's better.

Alright, so now that you got serving down, it says it's going to be your

turn. So, just switch sides.

Hi handsome, we have a special today on our... Wait a second, hey.

What are you doing?

What? You're all up in the rim of the glass. You never go anywhere near the

rim. Okay, is this better?

Yeah, it's better.

Hi handsome, we have a special today on our pina coladas. Buy two, get one free.

And if you don't like pina coladas, we have a nice chilled glass of sparkling

champagne.

It's a good deal on the pina colada.

So?

Hey, this is really good.

This is really good. Here, try this out.

That is really good.

Oh my gosh, really?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my gosh, it is.

Wow, I think we might have gotten something right. I think you might have.

That was really good vina colada.

Yeah, oh my gosh.

I think we're learning something.

I think you just might be.

Jeez. All right.

So far, so good.

What's the next thing that we need to learn before we start?

Well, I mean, there's so much to teach, so I don't really know where to begin.

Hmm.

Well, you sold that pretty well. It was a good special.

Always try to upsell and get those specials. I mean, you know, a lot of

times the person who runs the bar might be okay with you coming up with

different specials as long as he gets those sales.

Yeah, true.

That's what upselling is like a really smart idea.

Always. but now what else we need to do is we need to talk about the small talk

you need to get that small talk and it's really important you need to try to make

me the customer feel like i'm the only person in the entire place that makes

sense so you know how would you do that what would be your small talk what would

be you might want to flirt right yeah a little bit of flirting unless the guy's

got a girlfriend you don't want to get caught up in all that nonsense exactly

but if he's alone or he's just with some of his boys you can flirt and you

should flirt you could flirt hard and make him think you really gonna just his

brains out right then and there if he buys that drink you're trying to sell

them that makes sense and they probably leave like a bigger tip right oh yeah

definitely let's see

Should I pretend that you're the customer?

Try and flirt with you?

Well, that's what we're doing, isn't it? A role-playing.

Okay.

So, you already have your drink, so I'm coming back up to you to ask for if

you want any more.

That's right.

Hi.

Can I get you anything else?

I'm not sure.

Do you have any recommendations?

Hmm.

I don't know. I heard the margarita's pretty good.

I would love to get you another.

Get me another?

Drink.

All right.

Well, I need to think about it. Come on. You can do better than that, sis.

Wait. I think I got it. Okay.

Hi, handsome.

I see you're all finished with your drink.

What a big, strong man like you could probably drink the whole bar.

But I think I could recommend you another glass

of champagne or pina colada.

All right, that's a lot better.

Yeah, all right.

I mean, more pina colada would probably be great since you have that special.

Yeah, and then you get one for free. Like, everybody likes free stuff, right?

Yeah, love free stuff.

Oh, you're doing such a great job.

Oh, okay.

Switch, switch her up. Here, move out of the way.

That is so much better.

Yeah, it definitely doesn't butter me up like that.

You'd leave a big tip, right?

Oh, no. Such a big tip.

See, you girls are going to really get so many tips.

You just work it like this, and the money's going to be flowing you.

I think so too. I'm so excited.

We're going to make so much money. I don't even know what I'm going to do

with it.

Oh my gosh, I can finally get a new car.

I don't have to use your junky clunker car anymore.

Hey, at least I let you use that car.

Oh my gosh, we can get new wardrobes. We can probably move into a apartment

together. Oh my gosh!

Sky's the limit, right?

Oh my god.

I've heard that we can make like $500 a day.

Oh my god. We can make more than that. Yeah?

Yeah, of course.

Oh my god.

I can't even believe it.

Life's just going to be so crazy once we actually make money.

I know.

I can't wait.

I'm happy to help. Just remember, first week.

Get those tips.

All for you. I mean, you're the reason we'll know what to do.

Exactly.

The reason you're being given those tips.

That's true.

And by the time we're done giving them to you, we'll be pros.

I mean, you'll make plenty of money in the second week.

Yeah, I mean, the girls are going to be able to buy new cars, back by herself

like a house.

I'm going to miss you girls, though, if you leave.

I mean...

I'm too excited.

There's no waiting.

No, the sky's the limit.

Once we have that money, we can do anything we want.

Really? Pretty much.

Well, you know, we gotta start somewhere, right?

I mean, yeah.

I can't wait to go shopping.

I know, it's gonna be so much fun.

New bag, new shoes. I know.

Then we can get our apartment and everything. It's just all gonna fall

into place.

Hey, but it takes time.

Don't jump the gun.

Make that money before you start spending it.

Well, we won't even have any for the first week since we have to give it to

you. You'll make some money, just not the tips.

I guess that's true.

You deserve it, I guess, for helping us.

I mean, you're going to be making a lot more. Don't worry about it.

And we'll probably make more the second week anyway. Exactly.

My number will be so proud.

You'll be a lot better.

I have some regulars already.

hopefully so i'm gonna try my hardest use all the tips you gave us

use those tips to get those tips yeah

so what do you gotta buy

first probably need to start saving for a car i don't want to

get anywhere yeah it's about to fall apart and i know yours is too

My car is just fine.

I mean... Just needs a tune-up.

A big tune-up. A huge one. Well, at least you can get one now.

And then a new one.

Yeah, well, I'll get a tune-up.

With the tips.

From your first... With our tips.

You have to try this. It's so good.

Oh, wow.

Right?

It's so rainy.

I know.

Yeah, it's good. It's so good.

I'm already thinking about how I want a fast car.

Yeah, just don't get any tickets.

I mean, any more tickets.

Be careful.

I'll try, I'll try.

We'll have to see.

Yeah, well.

She's done a really good job making her customer happy.

You need to also.

My turn?

You don't have to.

Okay.

Take those off.

There you go.

Make that customer happy.

This day has been so cool. I just want to thank you for helping us so much.

I mean, we still got a long way to go.

yeah yeah so hop up why don't you go ahead and clean the table sis

you can get on the stick

you've done such a great job helping us well you know i'm happy too

you know i don't bartend anymore but you know this certainly brings back

memories we're gonna make so much money

And I'm going to buy new clothes in my new car with new shoes. Yeah?

Yeah.

We can get matching bags.

We are. And matching shoes. Yes.

Oh, I'm so excited. I can't wait.

I know.

Gosh.

We're going to have so much fun working together. I know. Oh, my gosh.

I hope we get scheduled together all the time.

I bet we will.

We'll definitely look good together. Yeah, for sure.

Especially if we work well together.

I think we work great together.

Me too.

Wow, best friends competing for tips.

Never thought I'd see it. Oh, not competing.

No. We will be. Never.

We both just want each other to get as much as we can.

I think we're going to share tips. Yeah.

We love to share.

We share everything.

Exactly.

And we'll get to spend even more time together.

So, you know, there's just no downside to this.

You girls are going to share tips?

What, are you trying to corner the market?

Yeah. Yeah,

I think it's a great idea.

I mean, just gotta make sure y'all have the same shifts together, right?

I mean, we definitely will.

I don't know why we wouldn't.

I mean, I don't know. It's not a guarantee.

But, anyway, Nikki, promise not to tell Mom and Dad about this.

Tell them about what?

Exactly. See?

I'm not gonna say anything.

I just want you girls to do the best you can and make the most money you can.

That's actually sweet.

Yeah, and we're really, like, appreciative of you helping us out.

Well, I mean, we're not done yet.

I know, but I'm almost done cleaning the table anyway.

Is there anything else?

Okay.

Yeah, let me think about that, actually.

There's more?

Of course.

Hey,

always room to learn, right?

I guess so.

And interactive learning is, like, way better. Yeah, definitely.

It makes things easier to remember, I think.

I mean, I know that I'm going to remember almost everything we learned

today, so... Yeah, me too.

Well, that makes me a happy teacher.

Um, Nikki, I'm done cleaning the table.

I'm just reading this book to try and remember some more recipes.

Okay. Oh, yeah, perfect.

You know what?

Stay right there. Don't move.

I have an idea.

Okay.

Just right here.

Why don't you get up and come to me?

There you go.

See?

Always come up with the best ideas.

Yeah.

If you're going to share tips, you're going to have to share customers.

I think we like sharing.

Let me move you a little bit, Venus.

Push those legs up.

Way up.

Yeah.

Like that?

Yeah, just like that.

Just like driving that new race car you want. I know.

Wow, I'm just even more excited thinking about that.

Oh yeah?

I'm excited to get a brand new nice car.

I just can't wait to drive it all the time. How fast are you going to drive

it? So fast.

I just can't wait to drive it all the time.

Sounds like a plan.

Maybe we'll take you sometime.

Sounds like a plan.

I think we might owe it to you after all that you've done for us today.

Sure, at least once. At least once.

Yeah,

probably not.

Oh my god, Nikki don't stop, I'm gonna cum.

We could meet cute boys there too.

Exactly.

We just might.

One of our customers.

Yeah, there has to be some cute customers.

Rich too.

At least our few days is, first day is so soon.

Oh my god, it's so soon. I know.

And we can just keep practicing every day until then.

Remember,

practice makes perfect.

so how do you think we're doing i think you're doing great yeah yeah definitely

making this customer happy the best customer service you've ever had i hope

so wow and we're gonna get even better too

It's fun making the customer happy, isn't it?

It is fun.

The customer is always right. I guess so.

Addison, your pussy's really wet.

Wait, you know, we probably need to wrap it up, because mom and dad aren't home,

like, any moment.

Yeah. Come on.

I think y'all girls are ready for the big time, yeah?

I think so.

I think we're ready for sure.