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Previously on Bionic Woman.

What is going on, Jamie? Just tell me, okay? I need to know. I can't. What's

this? Student ID.

You're going to college.

Transfer student from Oxford.

Masterful TA.

Tom Gilchrist. Can I interest you in a tasty beverage?

Be right back.

Who are you? Who are you?

I asked you first.

You're an FBI, aren't you? You're supposed to leave this to us. What? Are

you like a CIA agent? Well, what the hell are you?

I'm with the Burka Group.

They're making the job.

All right, I'll go down. You stay up here and cover me. Don't underestimate

me.

Oh, my God! You all right?

Yeah.

Not a good idea.

What about you? What's your story?

It's my last night at college. Can we just hang out?

Yeah.

$250,000 cash.

Walking around money five million in bearer bonds as requested

I've done my part

Where's the list

Right

list

He's still alive.

Get the chopper down. I want him alive and brought to Berkut.

Bring it in.

He is?

Okay, excellent.

Um, wait, did you mention me?

What'd he say?

Really? Shut up.

Yeah, tonight at 8.

Okay, all right, see you then.

Guess who's coming over tonight for Tarantino movie night?

Brennan.

Actually, I think I'm gonna call him. No, you're not calling him.

Rule number one, let him call you.

Rule number one? Mm-hmm. Come on. There are a list of rules, and they are

ironclad. Oh, the list of rules. Okay, I cannot believe you read that book. It's

seriously anti-feminist. I'm just saying, calling a guy is the kiss of

death. Even if you thought you spent an incredible, meaningful night with

somebody, and they follow that up with eight days of stone-cold silence.

What are you talking about?

The rules.

Let him take the lead, rule five.

Be mysterious, rule six.

And don't ever split the check, rule ten.

Wow. I mean, am I allowed to vote or own property?

Uh-huh.

I'm trusting you and your friends to have a good night, okay?

No smoking, no drinking, no driving, and more importantly, no calling Brennan.

Okay, you are seriously way behind the times.

I understand you worked for Victor Booth.

I also understand you have a wife.

Children.

The last thing you would want is for something to happen to them.

Where'd you find out?

The sale is set up at the Sahrawi embassy in Paris.

Put a team together.

This is the last known photograph of Victor Booth. Who's Victor Booth?

Well, he's an arms dealer, among other things. Doesn't seem to have any

permanent address.

Multiple reconstructive surgeries, uses decoys, doesn't get photographed, so

nobody knows what he looks like. That image is eight years old. The only good

thing about it is we can see the eyes.

What does Barker want with him?

Killed one of my men last night.

Our operative was set up as a buyer for a list we really need.

Somehow Victor got wind of the fact that he was Burkitt. He killed him and left

the cash, which was smart since the bills were traceable. We've since

learned he set up another buyer.

Learned from who?

The CIA.

I thought CIA and Burkitt hated each other. We do, but in this case, we're

forced to work together. We both need Victor's list.

What's on the list?

The identities of CIA and Burkitt operatives.

Now, Intel says Victor's on his way to Paris.

Given the nature of the situation, CIA's been insisting we send somebody in there

with you.

So, I'm going to Paris with a CIA agent. That's right. Can I pick who?

This isn't a kickball game, Jamie.

Well, I just thought that, you know, since time is of the essence, it'd be

good to skip the getting to know you part and just hit the ground running.

Tom Gilchrist and I seemed to get the job done last week. Okay. You want to

call him?

No. You go ahead.

I don't call guys.

You're missing the point, Jamie. Really? Because I think I just kicked your ass.

Discretion. You have to be able to neutralize the enemy in public without

anyone ever seeing you.

Once you're exposed to the world, you lose all value as a weapon.

You know what I love most?

Being referred to as a weapon.

Tom.

Jay.

Good luck.

Long time.

Nine days.

So you're ready for Paris?

Yep.

By the way, thanks for calling me in on this.

Oh, I didn't call you. Jonas called you.

Okay, so here's the plan. When we land in De Gaulle, we gotta move fast.

Ugh, De Gaulle. Uh-huh. You know, I hate Paris. If I'm being honest, I just don't

get the allure.

I've never been.

You haven't?

Oh, it's the most romantic place in the world. You're gonna love it. Really?

Yeah, romantic. Yeah, my parents took me there when I was 12.

Fifteen churches and five museums in one day. Gun.

Mouth. The Louvre. Don't do it to yourself.

Nathan, can we concentrate on the case?

Let's get down to it.

All right, Jay, you and I will take Nathan to the safe house, and we'll set

up shop with the rest of the CIA team.

Meanwhile, Tom and Jamie, you're going to swing your cover and check into the

hotel. How did Burke find Victor?

Last week, one of our top operatives made contact.

He was killed trying to buy the list.

Victor means business.

He sold names before.

The three operatives on the last list were all dead 48 hours after it was

sold.

And if our intel is correct, there's over 100 names on this list.

Which means we're talking about not only American security, but the immediate

safety of over 100 men and women and their families.

So if we can get those names, we can protect those people.

So is the sale definitely going down tonight?

The one thing that we know for sure is it's happening tonight, and we need to

get a positive ID on Victor from among 200 to 300 guests.

So you two have to make eye contact with as many Eurotrash tool bags as you can,

and we'll take care of the rest at the safe house.

All right, we bring Victor into custody, and we keep the list from getting into

enemy hands.

Let's go do it.

Sounds good.

Hey, let's keep it professional, you two, huh?

Have you seen Breathless?

Joan of Arc?

No. I bet you haven't seen a single movie made before 1983.

The breakfast club?

Thanks for playing. We have some lovely party gifts.

Bonjour. Comment est-ce que je pourrais vous aider? We need two rooms. Je suis

ici avec mon épouse. Comme vous pouvez le voir, mon épouse ne parle pas

français.

Mais je suis fondement amoureux d'elle.

I didn't know you spoke French.

No, no, you go ahead. That's why I didn't call.

Bad service?

Who's your carrier?

I know it sounds lame, doesn't it? No, no, it sounds really important.

Well, it was important.

But you understand that, right? Saving lives, national security, that kind of

thing. I mean, you're in the game too, right?

Sure.

Yeah. C'est la vie.

I gather I'm Madame Lodato.

Does that make me your wife or your mom?

Uh, my very chic wife. I'm a lucky man.

Oh, I almost forgot.

You alright?

Yep.

Look at the view.

Yeah, it's great, right?

Well, since we're a married couple, we should just watch TV and not have sex.

That's a great idea.

I wonder if they have deal or no deal.

Say it in French.

Bon affaire. Oh, no.

Um, you know...

You don't have to worry.

I'll... I'll just, uh... I'll see you on the couch. I think that's a better idea.

Yeah.

Bonjour, mes amis.

What's up, Jay?

Hey. Comment c'est va, everybody? Wow, they're not very friendly.

Is this the French CIA?

Where do you meet their handler?

Alright, I installed the iris recognition software I got from my

friend at... Oh wait, I can't tell you where I got it because then... No, don't

say it because then you'll have to kill me.

All I need to know is whether this will effectively identify Victor.

Jamie needs to lock on to people's eyes. Once she does, the program converts the

details of the iris stromal pattern into a bit pattern I can cross-reference.

Once I affirm the match, I prize Agent Summers so that she can determine the

means to extricate the marks in the gym jammer.

You realize that spies don't really talk that way.

I know.

It blows.

I'm just trying to bring back the cool.

Anyway, if Jamie meets Victor's eyes, we'll find him. Victor has altered his

appearance numerous times.

Even if Victor has gone Victoria, the program is airtight.

Okay, this biometric technology makes Photoshop look like Pong.

Unprecedented false rate match like never.

Even these geniuses can't change their eyes.

Wouldn't be so sure about that.

Alexis.

Bruce.

Nice work in Dubai.

Where'd you find your flutter? High school sweetheart.

Jamie Summers. That's a new name.

How long has she been?

What is she, 12?

How did you find her?

Happy accident.

Iris recognition.

I doubt your operative can get 200 captures during the cocktail party. I

don't know. Our girl is pretty good.

Dude, don't touch my stuff.

It's a lot of security. We knew that.

Yeah, back in semi-automatics outside the embassy is a pretty big deal.

If they're doing that.

Are they?

They are.

So what's the embassy party for anyway?

Environmentalists. I didn't know environmentalists liked to party.

Hey, if we had evicted before 8, it was ensemble.

It's gonna be more complicated than that.

I know.

I was trying to lighten the mood.

Jamie, I have to go out in the field with a clear head.

If I lose focus for a second, I'm dead.

Now, I can handle that responsibility, but it's just about me.

But I can't even begin to think about screwing up, and as a result, you...

Personal relationships can compromise a mission. Yeah, I get it. I do.

I like you. I really do. Look, I think we should just be friends.

Good. Good.

We haven't even had a second date. Exactly.

It's going to be fine.

His partner is executing a job.

That's right.

I thought you guys said that Brendan was going to call.

Because he didn't. That's a bad sign, right?

Calm down.

He's coming over.

You guys will hang out, we'll watch Reservoir Dogs, and you two will hook

up. The end.

No. I don't really want to hook up during Reservoir Dogs.

Okay, I guess I can make that work.

Hey,

Becca. This is my friend Annie.

Hi, Rebecca.

It's Becca.

Annie didn't even know who Quentin Tarantino was.

Oh, shut up.

Hey.

Hey. Oh, sorry.

Excuse me.

Hopefully the receiving line's still happening. That way we can split up and

cover more ground.

I figure it could look like anyone, so we have to...

Come

to zip me up?

The drop needs to happen by 9.45.

We got to ID Victor before then.

Security, 3 o'clock, 9 o'clock.

Violence cameras in the grandfather clock and ugly flowery dress.

Okay, how are you getting that?

Oh, come on.

All those guys teach you at Langley anyway.

Possible target ID, northwest corner.

Funny, I would have said by the buffet.

Shut up.

Well, perhaps we can debate between interiors and other times. Mrs. Wernlass

is in Basel.

Not our guy.

He's about to leave with her and it's not even nine o'clock yet.

Okay.

Yeah. What do these Euro douches have over me?

Wealth, power, dignity.

No match.

Plenty of targets. Let's look around.

It's him?

No.

No way. We've got Shaolin monks here. This is a great party. Why am I not

there?

By the bar.

Nope.

No, look at his hands.

They're in the broken zipper position, low and in front of the waist.

It's a sign of defensiveness.

Everything we have in our guy says he's a sociopath.

Cool and confident.

Fernando, is that you?

May I help you, senorita?

It's so good. He looks like a Fernando.

Not him. Let's go. No match.

Sorry. I'm gonna stick you for somebody else.

And it's senora.

No.

He can be our man.

He's not a diplomat. His shoes aren't shiny. He's not wearing a cummerbund,

and his jacket's one size too big.

Tom, you're an analyst. You psychoanalyze people.

Neurosurgeon and you're a therapist.

We're running out of time.

Drinking. Why not? Let's drink now. This is what we do at work. Do you know

you're at work?

What about him?

Yeah, how about, yeah, Colonel Sanders over here. He looks good.

It's a rare vintage in this town.

Only thing I order when I'm in Paris. Drives the French nuts.

So I take it you're not from Paris?

No, I just carried a package over here this morning. Got roped into this little

get-together.

It's a rental.

Catch his eye. Catch his eye. Catch his eye. C'est la vie.

Come on. Look her in the eye. Come on.

Based in D.C. Uh, you?

I'm a professor at Stanford, and my husband is an art historian doing

research at the Picasso Museum.

Oh, cool.

No, I'm here for the Van Gogh retrospective, actually.

She's a beautiful lady.

Come on.

What are you doing? He's looking at everything but your eyes. Come on,

Casino Royale. I'm shaken and I'm stirred, okay? Come on.

What's your favorite Picasso?

My favorite? Well, no. I am focused mainly on the Impressionists. Right, but

as an art historian, you must have at least a passing interest in Picasso.

I like the Blue Period. That Blue Period rocks.

Favorite?

Dormar Ushat. You know it?

No, I don't.

You'd know it if you saw it.

Look, when I was dropping off this package this morning, there was this

piece in the secretary's office of Picasso, but...

I can't tell if it's an original. Maybe you could take a look at it for me.

Well, maybe later. We just got here. Honey, let's see it. Maybe it's one you

don't know.

At it, girl. That's what I'm talking about. Okay.

Listen, close. Just one flight down.

Oh. Right up your alley.

Thank you. Thanks.

I've got a hunch.

What are you doing? Just go with it.

All right.

There we go.

Come on, we gotta get a clear shot of his eyes. Let's do this.

Right through here.

First door on the left.

Yes!

Finally!

Hell, we have a match. That's him. That's Victor.

See ya.

Come on!

I know it's him.

We lost him. How?

He locked us in a wine vault.

Getting locked in a wine vault is a cliche.

And do I need to remind you that you're bionic?

Yeah, I know. I'm on it. I'll call you back.

Let me help.

Oh, you've been such a great help so far.

Pardon me?

Honey, let's go see that Picasso.

Maybe it's one you don't know.

Um, everyone knows that's Picasso's most famous painting. Everyone.

Hey, you're the one who went down Picasso Road. I was briefed in Van Gogh.

And then you're like, oh, let's just go down into this dark basement with a

strange man. Anybody can be surprised.

It's embarrassing is what it is. Ass!

You know, the buy is happening now. Can we just try this together?

What do you weigh, a buck ten?

Yeah, that'll make a huge difference. Yeah, we'll see. Whatever.

Suit yourself.

Thanks,

but I loosened it. Whatever.

Come on.

Did you see that? See what?

Work with me.

Excuse

me.

This is the only place we can find a little privacy.

Okay, I need you now to turn around and go up the stairs, okay?

How much am I going to have to pay you to look the other way?

Okay, monsieur, madame, s'il vous plaît.

Maintenant.

You know, I was going to do that. Sorry.

That's all right. Nice technique.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Yeah.

I'm just gonna go, okay? What? I'm just gonna

go. Becca. Look, I'm fine, okay?

It's fine.

License and registration.

Alright,

I'm going in alone.

You're kidding, right? I know you can handle yourself, but these guys could be

armed. You're not ready for this. Victor's in that room. That's the

mission. We both have to go in there. No, it's too dangerous.

We both knew it was dangerous before we came to Paris.

Nothing's changed.

Guess it has.

Oh, so I'm your trophy spy.

Oh, come on. This is harder than I thought it was going to be. Just end

back. You don't get to corner the market on Brave. We both have to go in there.

You may think you're being a gentleman, but it's condescending.

Get over yourself.

I'll take him.

There's nothing on him. There's no list.

It's not Victor. It looks like him, but it's not him.

Go now.

Wayne, we have to go back for Tom. There's no time.

Where is Victor?

Hey, we had a lock. It's not my fault she takes out a whole new guy.

Why hasn't Tom called?

We're trying to locate his tracking device.

Says he's still at the embassy, but the GPS could have been knocked loose and

left behind.

He's still there. We have to go back and just go in. Hello?

It's sovereign territory.

Just going in is not an option.

Where did you come from?

You've cost me quite a lot of money tonight.

Who do you work for?

The Metropolitan Museum of Art. Really?

The only reason you're not dead yet is... I forgot.

Yeah?

Can I talk to Tom?

Tom, it's for you.

Tom?

I can't believe you called me.

Shut up.

Are you okay?

Honey, everything's fine. You know how much I love to hang out with the guys.

Don't worry. I'm gonna be fine. Don't... Let me guess.

You want your husband back. This is the wife, right?

Yes.

Good for you.

You want him back.

I'm afraid it's gonna cost you quite a lot. I do want him back.

And I also want the list.

The list, really.

Really.

Six million dollars.

Fine.

Two million for your husband.

Great.

One hour.

Go to the cafe.

Sartre. The Klingon court.

Three percent of cash.

Rest in barren bonds. If I see you with anyone else, I'll cut your fake husband

into real pieces.

It's time to have Victor.

Uh, no.

Reverse that. We can get Tom and the list for $8 million.

The drop's in 58 minutes.

What makes you think I can get $8 million in less than an hour?

You can't.

I'm not authorized to release that amount.

Can you call someone who is?

Is that a yes?

Give me a minute.

Whatever. We still have 57 of them.

Can you get the money?

I know someone who can.

Yeah. Can you get me $8 million in, say, 45 minutes?

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay. Well, it's for the mission, right?

No, I found this great pair of shoes.

You know, being flipped doesn't engender my trust.

It's to buy the list.

I'll authorize the wire. Nathan knows the account.

Thank you.

Hi, Becca.

You're Jamie's boss?

Yeah.

Oh, um, yeah, sorry. She said I should call you if there was an emergency.

Driving without a license, underage, and intoxicated, I'd say that qualifies.

Thanks for your help, but I'm just gonna go call one of my friends.

I'm responsible for getting you home, and along the way, we can have a little

chat.

We can't go in after Tom. What?

We're not authorized to do any more here.

Our hands are tied.

Your agent's life's on the line, and that's your response?

This is a ghost mission now.

Tom is solely accountable. He knows that's how it works.

He wouldn't want us to put other agents' lives in jeopardy. He's compromised,

Jamie.

What would you say if I told you I'm gonna go in and get him?

I'd say good for you.

Who's gonna have my back in there? I'm gonna be with you every step of the way,

okay?

Are we good?

Absolutely.

All right, you have a mic and earwig. We can talk to you, you can talk to us.

I don't like you in the market alone.

I won't be alone. You and Jay will be covering me. You just can't be with me.

It's too dangerous to tell. Jamie, Birkin is allowing you to carry $8

million to get the list.

Not to hang out with your boyfriend.

I have a degree in psychology.

Quit playing with that ring.

There isn't time to reinvent the plan.

The list is the only reason we're here.

She can do it.

$240,000 in cash, the rest in bear bonds.

You good?

Yeah.

Drop me here.

So I'm supposed to believe my sister's selling timeshares?

Yeah. What are the most popular timeshares?

I'd have to say Arizona.

No. No, it's too hot.

Old people like that.

I mean, what is my sister doing selling them?

I had to guess. I'd say she's trying to earn a decent living so she can take

care of you.

Great.

I realize why she wanted me to call you. It's like a guilt trip once removed.

So, I didn't mean to lay a guilt trip on you.

I have a daughter, and she's accused me of that before, and she's probably

right, so I apologize.

I'm not into Jamie's list of

secrets, you know?

It's like some things she just puts on this repeat loop, and then others she

totally clams up about.

Her sisters... Like, okay, her fiancé.

She never talks about him.

And he died.

I mean, that's weird, right?

We're family. We should be able to talk about that stuff.

Yeah, you shouldn't.

Are you gonna say maybe she has her reasons? Well, maybe she does, you know?

Just keep walking to the center of the cafe.

Fine, but I want you to...

Hey, pretty lady.

You gonna join me?

Here we are, second date.

Not a cheap one.

How much?

Eight million.

Oh, God.

I don't mind saying I expect you to put out.

No, that's very forward of you. You must be American.

And it looks nice on you.

Don't worry about it. It's a cubic zirconia.

No, it's not.

Okay, it's not.

I do have an expense account.

So it's a write-off. Oh, you're making me sound like I'm not romantic.

Well... Jamie, I shouldn't have said any of that stuff on the roof.

No, Tom, I was way out of line. I didn't mean what I said at the embassy.

You mean about me being condescending? Any of it. Oh, I shouldn't have said any

of that stuff to you. Clearly you can kick some ass. I can't. You can.

God, you're beautiful.

You realize that the minute that you put the money on the table, we're dead,

right? Right. And if you didn't bring any money, we're also dead?

Yeah. You read comic books as a kid?

No. I did. I loved them.

My favorite was this one called Freedom Fighters.

There's this great character called the Human Bomb.

My god.

Uh-huh.

Whoa.

Whoa. Bombs. No.

Nobody said bombs.

Hey, Paul, let me sit down.

Oh, great. You want an espresso?

Oui, je l'ai.

Let go.

Good evening.

I've got a list of specials.

Bingo. Got it. Pay dirt.

Actually, I'm not that hungry.

Café policy, mademoiselle.

You cannot sit at the table without paying.

Oh.

I can pay.

Good.

Look out!

Get away from me!

How do I deactivate it? You can't! No, let me check the manual. Can I look?

Give me two seconds. Two seconds. No.

No, it's a solar-fuse detonator! One of the leads is hot, the other two are...

Ginko, you pulled the wrong lead!

Are you sure?

Yeah!

Uh, it's, uh... It's the, uh... Black wire. I'm sure. Yank that puppy. Wait!

Wait! Yank it!

Lucky guess.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Oh, holy...

I know.

Where the hell did you come from?

How the hell did you get here?

I'm a really fast runner.

So they recovered about four million. The rest is working its way into the

French economy.

Well, I was actually carrying eight million, so in a way, I got the list for

half price. Listen, don't just call me for money. Call for backup.

This time we came out ahead. We could have done better. I was thinking about

Tom. I was thinking about you.

What about the CIA?

What about them?

You give them Victor? Yep.

But they left Tom. They abandoned him. Frankly, Victor's a lot better off with

the CIA.

By the way, my sister didn't call, did she? I gave her your number.

No.

How did you get to Victor before I did?

And how did you figure out the explosive device? Don't tell me you guessed.

Please. I didn't guess. I... What?

I don't know how to tell you how I did it.

The whole time you were working on the wiring, I should have been scared for my

life. But actually, I was just thinking about how nice your hair smells.

Okay, you know what? What? I will not wait eight days again for you to call

me. Okay.

You've got one more shot at this thing, Tom. Two strikes and you're out. Rule

27.

Hey, how about dinner?

I mean, we're in Paris and all.

I'd love to, but I have to get back to my sister.

No dinner the same day you save the guy's life? Is that rule number 26?

That's not a rule. That's just me needing to see my sister.

Okay.

I'll call you.

Becca?

Hello?

You here?

I thought you weren't coming back till seven.

What are you doing that you shouldn't be?

If you tell me first before I find out, I might not... I'm not doing anything.

Becca. Come here.

You sure this isn't a diversion to get your guy Brennan out a window?

Oh, please.

Brennan is yesterday's drama.

Wow.

It's warm.

I put it in the dryer.

I'm so sorry I assumed you did something bad.

You know, I worry about you so much when I'm away, and I worry about whether I'm

doing the right thing, and I'm just so tired.

Look, I know what you're giving up for me.

And for us.

I am exactly where I want to be right now, okay?

Yeah, I think I will.

Thank you.

Love's the only thing we have