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Thank you.

This morning at 4.45, the glorious armies of the Third Reich

began the occupation of Poland.

This morning at 4.45, the glorious armies of the Third

Reich... began the occupation of Holland.

Attention, attention.

Early this morning, 30 divisions of the German army invaded Poland.

Having battled is reported on the Eastern Front.

The whole incident is being shelled by the German cruiser Schleswig-Holstein.

Oh, lay off, will you, George?

People got something else on their minds today.

You're asking for it, doll, ain't you?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

And don't say I didn't warn you, too. You hit me again, I said.

And you regret it.

What happened, mate? My little slut. She need me in her cobblers.

Stop her, somebody!

Someone wants to kill me. Let me through.

Let me through. Let me through, emeritus. Next. Next?

First, let's be right, love.

Come along, love. Don't hold everybody up. First, let's be right. Fill

in the form and sign your name at the

bottom. Oh, I don't think I should. You see, I'm Greek.

Well, never mind.

Nobody's going to hold it against you.

the cabinet has been in session all night and at 11 o'clock this morning his

majesty's government declared war on germany the french government has taken

the same step and the german ambassadors to london and paris are already on their

way back to berlin mobilization is underway throughout the country there'll

be one less my dinner tonight obviously general alexander will be much too busy

to come the vanguard of the german fourth army is reported to have reached

the river

Prideful.

Madly. That means we should be 13 at table.

Take it

easy,

Paisano. Don't do nothing foolish, okay?

Butch, I got three ex-wives and seven kids.

Give me a break, will you?

I got all the alimony. I got to pay the school bills, the dentist bills, the

doctor... Ow!

The doc... Ow!

The doctor's bills, everything, Butch. Take it easy, will you?

I'll pay you when I... Ow!

Look, I'm giving you a break. A guy with a big family shouldn't be gambling.

It's just stupid to gamble.

But now, when a guy gambles with me and loses and don't pay, that's really

making a big mistake.

Stay on stage.

Thank you.

Si, paisa.

You go and put your foot in it, and you are the one to pay for it.

Good morning, Lieutenant.

French volunteers, sir.

This is the best you could find in the Free French Forces.

I took the best there was, sir.

Yeah, I can see that.

Okay.

Now, we work our asses off here.

The food is lousy.

The flies are terrible, and it's too goddamn hot.

Now, that means that I am fast becoming one mean son of a bitch.

Now, if you still want to volunteer, take one step forward.

You heard the lieutenant.

Volunteers, one step forward.

Real nice.

Get them working.

Just lift that thing!

What section are you in?

The Navy, I think.

That's funny.

What's your name?

Thibaudet Raphael.

Thibaudet what?

Raphael. Oh, French.

Yeah.

What'd you do before the war, Raphael?

I had a carry-cash business.

A what? A cash-and-carry business?

Uh-huh.

I got the perfect job for you.

Say ah.

Ah.

Oh, man.

Hmm.

Cash and carry business, huh?

I bet you know every black marketeer in the cast bar, you sneaky little bastard.

Now admit it, ain't that right?

Admit it!

Admit it!

I hope they give us the truck back.

Of course they give us the truck.

Don't worry, we can trust Ali. He's like my brother.

And those are his two sisters.

All included in the price.

You speak any Arabic?

Shut up.

I've got camels, you've got camels, all God's children got camels. Shut up, Bob.

You drink what?

Hmm, tastes funny. Hey, Raphael, you want a taste of this?

Tastes funny.

One of them took my watch.

He included it in the prize.

How far is the sea?

200 kilometers.

Marvelous beach.

Couple of jokers, huh?

Morning. Hello.

All right, let's see your passes.

We can trust Ali, can we? And his two beautiful sisters? And they'll never let

us down?

We're ruined, do you hear? You've ruined me, a married man with responsibilities.

Bob, Bob, it's a sabotage. We've been double-crossed. Double-crossed by who?

By his two oversexed accomplices, sir. I guess the ladies in question have been

traced to their residence.

And you'll be glad to learn that we've been able to recover everything.

Oh, good.

By the way, here's your precious watch.

Oh, thank God, sir.

Don't thank God. Thank the military police.

That's a good one, sir.

Shut up!

As I were saying, now I can avoid the scandal of having to put you up for

court-martial. Oh, thank you, sir. I guarantee it'll never happen again. No

more trouble.

Well, it sure won't, Lieutenant.

Tonight, you're going to leave for the front line.

Shoot back shot for shot. What do you mean shot for shot? They've got

artillery and we've got muskets. It's no contest. Evil Italia!

What you may need is an example.

Who are you? Sabita, are you out of your mind?

Take over!

What kind of an example is that?

Let's get him.

You'll get blood all over you.

Where are you taking me? To the aid station.

No, the motorcycle.

The motorcycle.

You've been shot. It's not important.

The order of the day is forward to Italy. Italy is made of the enemy ranks

with our machine guns. That may be.

Forward.

Avanti, soldato. Forward.

You're making a grave mistake.

Forza, soldato.

Magnificent soldier, de Koehler, don't you think?

It is men like that who have constructed the new Germany.

We are approaching the jump zone.

Check your harness and remember.

A true soldier knows that his life depends on the quality and conditions of

his equipment.

Once on the ground, you will bury your parachutes and make your way immediately

to the assembly point.

I will jump first, and the rest of you will follow at five-second intervals.

Stand by.

Prepare to jump.

The

colonel's

record broke.

Well, there goes the new Germany.

Good equipment.

Since the Colonel is unfortunately dead, you have to assume command of the unit,

Captain. I don't know the objective.

You soon will.

It's all written down in here.

It says we are to mine the area immediately.

What are you doing?

Smoking.

But I think French cigarettes are much better.

Number one, no smoking in the air.

Number two, don't smoke by cigarettes.

In fact, don't touch anything that belongs to me ever again.

Oh, shit. You son of a bitch.

I thought the war was working for me. Send him back three installments of

alimony, child support, keep the three families going.

I'm funny.

How about you and me producing a nice little soldier for his majesty's forces?

You'll find a German fry line, Frenchy.

They are not my type.

Splash.

Drive that truck.

Get the hell out of here. Mine.

We have it for the grace of God, go us.

Before this trip is over, I'm going to get me a couple of those English babes.

What?

Bates. Shrack!

Disgusting.

Have you noticed?

They're always in twos, like they don't trust each other. Haven't you noticed?

They are always in twos, like a couple of cherries.

What'd she say?

She's disgusting.

That's what happens in a war like this you meet women like that disgusting I'll

tell you what the hell else you meet in a war like this is people like you dirty

stinking thieving lowdown foreigners and Frenchmen

Minefield

route Two, three, six, been cut.

My attention now to proceed on alternative route 2-9-0, bivouac at the

Amtel-Gims supply depot. Over and out. We are in luck, Captain.

They walk right into the trap.

Let's hope we can handle them.

You're carrying explosives.

You'll blow us up. Why don't you learn to drive?

All right, then. You drive.

Idiot.

Grab it.

I'm sorry.

Schreiber, you take half the men and then you search the other side of the

village.

Jawohl. You and you.

Schreiber.

Well, what do you think?

Can we get this museum piece to move?

Let's go!

There's a lot of Germans up there.

Listen, I'll check the back of the column.

See if we can get the hell out of here.

Now you wait here and cover me. Hey, I can't find some land.

I am Miss Taylor.

What do you mean? Come

on. You just told me to wait there. If you wait there and a bullet hits the

truck, you get your ass blown sky high.

Come on.

We'll shoot at it for Christ's sake!

Yes! Oh, ma'am, I left my gun on the track. What can I do?

Cover me, you idiot!

Stop shooting. They're dead already.

Dummy. But what do you mean?

I saved your life and you insulted me? Yes.

Put him back.

He went over the wall! Come on!

Our Fuhrer says it's the result of the comms.

Kovlich. Yes, ma'am?

You go see if you can find some kind of machine that moves, eh?

Help! Help!

Captain! Captain!

Well, Sergeant, where's Major Mason?

He's dead, Lieutenant.

Jesus. So's the captain. What about the rest of us? We're the only ones still

alive, if you ask me, sir.

And you're the only officer, sir.

Here, I'm out of ammunition.

What the hell you got there, Raphael? Look, a poem note.

It's worth $3.80 American.

What the hell is going on here?

They're coming out of the vehicle, sir.

Okay, now wait, wait, wait, wait. Everybody wait.

Who's in command here? Me, right?

I'm in charge.

I'm the only officer.

All right?

Everybody be quiet.

No one said a word. Shut up anyway.

Now.

Now we've got to pick up all this money. Pick it up.

Yeah, we're going to hide this.

Got to hide it. Sure.

We can ditch them in the desert. First chance we get, then we'll split it 50

-50. What do you mean 50-50? This is the property of the British Army, the

British Commonwealth of Nations.

We're honorable fighting men. We're their allies. We're going to hide it

from the Germans.

Pick it all up now. Don't miss anything. You might be fooling them, but you are

not fooling me.

That's a terrible thing to say.

50-50.

What are we going to do with the others?

It's as good as dead. You're only wasting water.

What are you saying? Speak up!

What's that? It's a radio.

Give me a hand, Captain of the truck.

Red Point to Red Leader. Come in, please. Over.

Red Point to Red Leader. Do you read me? Over.

Hello.

Yeah, well, this is Lieutenant Robeson, 5th Company here. Red Point, can you

hear me? Over.

Roger, Red Leader. What is your situation?

Over. Well, we were attacked by German commandos. It's just been terrible.

Do you know the whereabouts of the three British ambulances in the convoy? Over.

Yeah, I'm sitting on one.

Ambulance, ambulance.

Get the things moving into another truck.

Ambulances? No, uh, no. Haven't seen any ambulances. Uh, probably blown up.

What is your position, please? Over.

Uh,

it's a nice little Arab farmhouse. It's in the middle of the Sahara.

Oh, I am terribly sorry.

Must have touched something because all of a sudden it went off by itself.

Well, it certainly... I would say it was most fortunate.

Now, young lady, please, you do me a favor. You put the gun down because we

don't want to have another accident.

Thank you.

Get back.

And you, your gun.

Well, you nearly shot me.

Push them back.

Man, look at this. Something you don't expect to find in the desert.

Sergeant, you mean... You mean you had no news of those ambulances at all?

No, sir.

Just that they were probably blown up. And I heard a burst of fire and... And

we haven't been able to raise them since.

Yes, I know. Frightful cock-up, isn't it?

One of those ambulances was carrying funds for the Arab irregulars.

About two million pounds, more or less.

With this money, we can win a lot of races.

It takes a lot of money to win races and a little courage. Remember?

That's all behind us.

Come.

All right, up against the wall.

Follow you.

Tender!

Hey,

Bob, he's going to shoot us.

Excusez-moi, mais what about the Geneva Convention?

You're wasting your breath.

Nazis don't even respect the Red Cross.

Schreiber! Our orders are not to take prisoners.

Halt! Da flüchtet einer!

I shall report this action, Captain.

And it'll probably earn you a court martial.

You report what you like.

I'm not an SS officer.

I am not an executioner.

Our orders are not to take prisoners.

I give the orders, Herr Schreiber! I!

You are not worthy of command.

You are too soft for a soldier.

You're right.

I'm a coward.

And I'm a hypocrite.

Who was afraid to stay behind like so many others, huh?

Let him do it.

If he kills us all, I wonder how he'll get through the checkpoints.

A bastard like him isn't going to fool anybody.

Maybe the young lady has a point.

How far do you think you get alone, Schreiber, behind the enemy lines?

As a matter of fact, how far do any of us get alone?

Perhaps we could use each other, huh?

Come.

Wait a moment, Captain.

The Americans and the Red Cross nurse, okay.

But he's a Frenchman.

No use at all.

Only... attack attention.

Hey, hey, hey, hold it. Now, wait a minute. Look, he's got a good point.

He'd make a lousy prisoner of war anyway.

Let him go, huh?

As you like.

Thanks, huh?

Let me go?

Go where?

I know why you are leaving me here.

Because you hope to get all that money all for yourself. Didn't you hear this

lousy son of a bitch was going to shoot you?

But you will not get away from me. Even if I have to follow you across deserts

and enemy lines, you will not get away from me.

The thing that interests me is that the conversation was strangely interrupted.

What do you mean by that?

Oh, nothing. I was just going to the various points.

Now, both of you listen to me.

I shall answer personally for the integrity of every American soldier in

the army.

Very good of you, old boy. But I have to answer personally for that two million

pounds. God, we're even talking of docking it from a pay.

Cooper, the whole Allied command is involved.

So you and your intelligence service have to, well, have to give us a hand.

I don't have to warn you that the situation is politically hot.

And the last thing we need is a press leak.

Yes, it's very tricky.

Very tricky indeed.

I suppose I shall have to handle it myself.

Wouldn't you prefer whiskey?

Let me see your travel orders, sir.

Travel orders?

Well, I'm inter-allied special services.

No?

Well, look, I've got a card here.

Somewhere.

There, that's it.

Come on, Cobra, what's the matter? You've never seen an inter-allied

special services card before?

Come to think of it, sir, no.

Well, you have now, so forget it.

I'll take responsibility for all the trucks with me.

I'm sorry, sir, but special services or not, I got to make a check.

Wait, wait a minute.

Corporal, you could get in a lot of trouble now. I'm serious. I'm only

following orders, Lieutenant.

Good for you, Corporal. You do your duty in examining every jar of plasma.

Who do you care? If every minute you make us lose 10 or 20 boys, one as lucky

as you will die for lack of blood transposings.

Hell, why didn't you say so before?

Go on, move on!

Thank you, sir.

English radio.

I'm here.

Checkpoint reader here. Corporal Sensible speaking.

This is checkpoint reader.

I can't read you.

I... I said stop all ambulances, especially English ones.

But I mean, sir, suppose they're carrying blood plasma.

Especially if they're carrying plasma. Repeat, especially if they're carrying

plasma. Oh, yes, sir.

Sir. Elmer.

Come on. Hey, let's get going.

We got to catch up to that ambulance and stop it.

Come on, Elmer. Would you get this heap of tin pointed in the right direction,

please?

They are following us.

You chief big chef me friend

Me Drink blue blue

eat. Yum. Yum Can you give me?

camo Horse take it back. Take it back. Take it back. Well, the horse go

back. Take it back. Take it back You will get nowhere with imitations like

that, my friend.

You are not an Arab? Maybe isn't years ago. But now we call ourselves

Napoletani. Ah, si.

Italiano. No.

Napoletano.

Al dente.

Parmigiano.

Tell me, aren't you just a little bit frightened?

You're the one to be frightened, Captain.

Why? Well, if you are stupid enough to go around with all that money on a Red

Cross ambulance that can be seen a hundred miles away.

I see. You're suggesting I get rid of the ambulance because that might be a

very good idea.

I was suggesting nothing.

I was just thinking out loud, and it was out before I could stop it. Yes, I see.

Just like your gun shot the radio before you could stop it, huh?

I'd like to ask you a question. Were you always a nurse? I mean, in civilian

life? More or less.

I even need service.

What you do there?

Oh, you know, straightening limbs.

You know what, Rafael?

I'm going to sit out the whole war right here. And if you want to, too, you're

welcome. We got the girls. We got spaghetti.

No.

Remember, we are enemies. What enemies?

I don't have no enemies. For me, the war is over. I have declared peace.

All right.

I don't give a damn about the war, either.

Only, I have a problem. I am carrying a cross. It looks very good on you.

Listen.

Listen, Nicholas.

The truth is, I am Mr.

O'Brien. I am Mr. O'Brien.

David, I am after a guy.

I ain't see no guy.

A real son of a bitch.

Only he guards the leads and I am on foot.

By the way, have you any transport?

Here? What do you mean?

If I had a means of transportation, I tell you, Raffaele, you'd be the first

I'd offer it to.

And that son of a bitch?

Get away with two million British pounds.

Two million?

In sterling cash?

Yeah.

And I am ready to split it 50-50 with anybody else be.

Rafael, I don't know what came over me.

Mamma mia, what... No, no, no. I have suddenly remembered out of the blue

something which is terribly important.

Vieni, vieni.

Amigo mio, you know how it is that the sun makes you forget beating down all

the time. And I guess the girls do too, huh?

Open the curtain.

Open it, open it.

There.

Is there something I forgot?

Going green to head quarter.

Over.

Going green to head quarter.

Over.

They can't hear us.

Why did you do that? Because if you keep playing with the radio, the enemy will

intercept us.

That way.

Govlin, this way.

But you turned south.

Exactly. This way we'll take the long way around so we don't make contact with

an enemy force. That's what you call a tactical deception.

so sure of yourself so if you slow down never catch them up what makes you think

they are going south deduction to the north is the war to the east the crowds

to the west the allies so if somebody wants to make a getaway in which

direction do they go with two million english pounds south how about this

one yeah that's him sir good show and her yeah and she's the one in the

ambulance

Thank you very much, Corporal. Glad to be of service, sir.

Observer number one calling. Observer number one calling. Over.

Roger, observer number one. Go ahead, over.

I'm on the right track.

By the way, the stuff is in very good hands. It's being looked after by some

German soldiers, an American card shop, and a Greek whore.

Over and out.

And to think when I signed up, the idea of war sounded to me like a nice

adventure. A chance to break the monotony.

You know, I always live in the country, spending half of the time in church,

half of the time at home, waiting for a husband. Sure, waiting for a nice

expensive divorce.

Oh, no.

You must be joking.

I am a Catholic.

When I find the right man, I will love him for the rest of my life and with all

my heart.

You see, when I get married, I would like it to be forever.

Really? You on the level?

Of course.

You gotta be kidding.

The one thing I've waited for all my life, a good old-fashioned girl, two

million pounds of British money, and here we are in the middle of the goddamn

Sahara, surrounded by Germans.

Bob. When a real man wants something, nothing can stop him.

Nothing.

Huh.

Made in Germany.

It still works, huh?

I know.

Nobody goes and dumps a radio for the hell of it.

Of course, if they go south, they don't need a radio.

You know what I just realized, Spartaco?

The lousy cross-dust isn't as we are.

Who goes there?

It's only me, soldier.

Hello, I want to wash myself.

May I have some water?

No.

Well... I can hardly do it in the daytime with eight men breathing down my

neck.

Oh!

Soldier, will you help me?

That's enough.

We don't have any to waste. Thank you.

Beautiful, isn't she? Yeah.

Come on.

Get in the other seat.

Move over.

Hey, no, no. What? If he doesn't start right away, the noise will cut the

others. Huh? Yes. Push me down the hill and then jump on. Push you down the

hill? Yes.

It's the only way to have a good lead, huh? Yeah, but...

What?

I knew it.

I knew it.

God damn it, I knew she'd do that. You stinkin' thievin', bitch!

Bitch! You goddamn... You bitch!

Double-crossin' hooker!

Stop the truck!

What have you got in mind, eh?

Hey!

Hey! Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Hey, Marici! With me!

I'm not taking you. Get off.

I follow the girl.

I'm a faster driver than you are.

Turn off the motor.

Get out.

You too.

Now keep your hands away from your gun.

Still playing soldier, Schreiber?

It's more than that.

I intend to teach you a lesson which you will learn quite a lot from.

Let me tell you something.

You and your kind will never teach me anything.

You are under arrest.

I'm taking over command.

You better have good reason. The reasons are obvious.

You moved over 200 miles south, and you shouldn't have thrown away the radio.

Not to mention the prisoners.

Hand me your pistol.

Away from the truck!

Where do you want it, Yankee?

Up yours, Nazi.

Schreiber!

I tell you something.

If you insist on playing commander, then you have to kill me as well.

I give you three seconds to step aside, Baron.

At three, open fire!

One. Two.

Three.

Drop your guns!

You are surrounded!

I can count to three, two.

Don't touch your gun or I'll blow you into little pieces.

Aren't you going to put your hands up, Lieutenant?

I think I recognize an old friend, Captain.

What do we have here? Alarm from Bologna?

What?

We don't need the guns, Raffaele. Get the money. I'm afraid that that nice

young lady has already taken care of that.

What did he say he said the nice I knew it Dummy

You

like this one to make a good spaghetti sauce no, I don't eat

spaghetti no mix allows a grenade

Here's another medal for you.

How long before they get free?

I'd say before the sun gets too hot. That's another handicap.

Come on, Captain.

Come on. For good by money.

Ah, yes.

Captain, I wish to go with you, since we are allies.

As far as I'm concerned, the war is over, and I have no allies, gentlemen.

As you Italians sometimes say, buona fortuna.

Thanks for nothing.

Stand back!

He

got

the guns, he got the car, and we got screwed.

Good work.

Not yet No

wonder the Baron went

Captain, he's here!

What's he doing?

Captain!

Captain!

That's it. Okay. Thanks for your help.

Too many cooks spoiled the spaghetti.

Wait.

There might be minefields.

Minefields? Yeah.

There aren't any minefields around here.

Who wins the race?

I tried to tell you there was a minefield there.

What?

I said I tried to tell you there was a minefield there.

What?

It's such big writing.

It's in German. Can you read German? I can.

It's a sandstorm.

That means we need each other to survive.

Therefore, I propose that we join forces.

Uh-huh. Real.

Govlich and I, we contribute the machine.

What do we contribute?

You contribute three pair of arms to push us out.

Good.

Last time I pushed anybody, it was that Greek broad, and she went off with two

million pounds sterling.

The last time I trusted you, I got a Luger with no bullets in it, remember?

Yeah, I remember.

This time, I give you a machine gun.

With bullets.

Sergeant, what do we do?

Follow him, of course.

Unarmed and on foot?

Emerge. A soldier should know how to use his brain.

There is fighting over there.

And after a battle, there's more than just bodies left on the ground.

You are supposed to be a first-class champion driver.

Well, look who's here.

Remember me, darling?

I pushed the truck for you. I'm the dummy that pushed the truck.

But, darling, I thought I put my foot on the brake and it was the accelerator.

Hey, the truck's on fire! The money!

Can you fix it, Koblitz?

It's kaput, bear.

Now we have to find some kind of cover. There, there, come, come, come.

What the hell do you Americans make things out of? Paper?

They break down, we sell them to the Italians.

What do you say?

How would you like a fat lip?

Kovlich, after the storm stops, you change the money to the command car.

Four minutes is ready, huh? Yeah.

Goddamn spaghetti.

Gonna be a real pleasure trip trying to get the hell out of here.

Where are we going to go?

Whichever way you look, it's just lousy desert.

It is the Baron's intention to head for El Deba, a hundred miles south.

Need a bank, not a bed of oasis. El Debo's got three. It's an independent

salt in it.

Hasn't even been touched by the war.

El Deba.

That's very nice of you captain to keep me from any work That's because you are

a lady You know they We'll be

busy for a little while out there.

What I like about you is that you never give up.

For two million pounds?

They have to kill me first.

You too, huh? No.

No?

Would you have me believe you're not interested in the money?

No. And you think I believe that?

Sorry, but if it is true, then why the hell are you stealing it?

I don't know, maybe it's because for me it's like a race.

You understand?

No.

Neither do I.

If you ask me, the sun has touched you. You are crazy.

Maybe.

Why do you wear that ring?

My family.

You always wear it?

Not when I drive.

Why not?

I give it to Kovlich sometimes.

What for?

Good luck.

Even in the desert?

Why not?

All life is a race.

Are you married?

No, I was.

Aren't you still?

Divorce.

What happened?

No

strings.

No strings?

I give you a free sample.

You know, sometimes happen the client fall in love with the product.

Come on, keep up!

The rest of you stay where you are.

I'm sorry, Dietrich, you will only slow us down.

Let's move and watch where you put your feet.

Hey, Baron.

Notice you're looking like a human being today.

Aren't we all? Almost.

Hey. Yes?

When we get on the track again, you and I can start up and... We get stuck in

the sand again and then who pushes us out?

You are a real... Queer.

You didn't think so last night.

Last night was last night.

And you were sweating even more than now.

And you can keep your hand to yourself.

What you take me for, a prostitute?

You look like George.

Who?

George. Oh, never mind.

Everyone has a skeleton in their cupboard. He's mine.

Would it help if I grew a mustache?

A beard wouldn't be enough.

Besides, if you never wash your feet, they smell so much, I can't stand it.

Why don't we just take a couple of boxes and walk?

Ah, bravo.

That's a good idea.

And then what? Can we hit it, ride it, shoot it, or drink it? You can spend it.

Oh, well.

Hey, what about you two helping a bit?

Come on, put yourself out a little.

Show me your muscles.

Push! Push!

You can get back in now. The sand is firm here.

what a lot of effort for nothing there's nothing we can do we

don't have any more water come on baby go

go go go

Where we walk.

This way. There.

Bloody desert!

Would you like a drink, Lieutenant?

Water.

Crazy. Water!

That was water?

What? This is what the spice of life is, Catherine.

The unexpected, the moment, the water, you... Oh, Catherine, please.

Let's make love.

Hey, what do you want from me? Haven't you already done it? Oh, no, no. No, I

swear. Not with me.

Hey, not so fast, Frenchy.

After all, I'm a nurse. Oh,

Catherine, please.

Just a little bit, like that.

Well, I'm supposed to provide comfort for the wounded. Are you wounded?

Oh, yes, everywhere.

Partly.

Okay, okay.

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Come on, now, we have to...

Take some water and put it in the cans.

Don't look at me like that. Get the machine. You can swim later. Go on, go

on, go on.

That's my blanket.

Catherine.

I am clean now all over.

But, Spartacus, you still smell.

But that's absurd. I suck so long, I think I shrink a bit.

Then maybe you have some kind of sickness.

You know, you should get it looked after as soon as you can.

Now, why don't you go and find your own blanket?

I'd like to get some sleep, too.

What do you want from me? Is it so difficult to understand?

First you say I look like George, then you say my feet smell.

Catherine, let's make love, huh?

It's not a good idea.

You won't be able to send off tomorrow.

For all we know, we might all be dead tomorrow.

Be nice.

Very well.

Once in a while, it's not so wrong to do someone a kindness for the fun of it.

My name is Cooper, British intelligence.

I had nothing to do with it. It's all the fault of the Baron.

I can give you all the facts, the whole story. It was his fault.

Oh, really?

Perhaps you might introduce me to him.

You men, put the money in my Land Rover.

Frightfully sorry about this, but Britain's need is yours.

Nobody move!

This time I won't distinguish between enemies and traitors.

You will all be executed.

In the new world of the glorious Third Reich, there is no place for people like

you.

I must get lost.

Well,

that money sure travels around, huh?

What?

What's that?

What's the speed of the Land Rover?

About 6,000 miles an hour.

Same as the command car.

We'd never catch them anyway.

They shut out one of our guys.

Catch them?

How?

Coilage!

Lieutenant, if you can help by changing the tire, I'll work on the engine. Hey,

get to work! No.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Didn't you hear him ask us to help change the tire?

I don't take orders from a German.

If he has the right kind of tools, a man can work miracles.

Are you collecting pocket money?

Hey,

you need a hand? No, thanks so much.

I got a pocket.

I see you have two.

Excuse me.

You are a desert fox.

Am I really?

It's a pretty funny looking cross.

Well, it is just temporary.

What's he expect?

A marble tombstone?

I do hope he is all right.

Gunther, listen, you're crazy. You're out of your mind. You'll never catch

them. They're too far ahead.

But we have more horsepower than the Bern von Lutz, it will.

we have about 20 kilometers to go once inside fort we are safe

Don't worry, no one can possibly catch us now. Falcon!

We've reached it.

There's the fort.

Sizer, the fort's been attacked.

Neumann, Eberich, you get to the fort. This is a personal matter. Sir! Sir!

Let me take the gun.

I'll get you out.

This

time,

you keep it.

All that is left to share with.

In a way, I'm sorry.

Will you look at that? A command car. It's still moving.

Without money.

Your money. You have no money. Your money.

Move yourself, you bums. Oh, it's time to be. Nobody's money.

Goddamn Greek never gives up.

Lousy thief, but give us some hope.

Come on!

Let's get that money!

We shall hold this ground in the last square, Hitler.

There will be no surrender.

We shall fight for the last man.

Heil Hitler!

We shall show the English dog that the German...

Bob! Bob!

We're rich. The Germans are dead.

I

say,

well done, Chaps.

Round up the prisoners!

It's wonderful to see different people.

Fighting together, side by side, under the same flag.

Thank you, sir.

You are American?

Moi, je suis Français. What are you?

French. Oh, French. Very good, very good.

And you?

Speak up, man.

Italian. Italian.

And you're Italian.

Italian.

I beg your pardon, but isn't Italy on the other side in this war?

Before, yes. Now, no.

Now we are at peace.

Possibly it's because of the peace I declare myself.

You see, he was in this oasis.

With these Bedouin girls and... Come here a moment, old chap.

Gardner! Yes, sir?

Hello there. Hi.

Put these boxes in that armored car.

All of them?

All of them?

Yes, sir.

Gentlemen.

Your courageous action has earned you the respect of us all.

It is rare to witness such remarkable bravery.

And I will have no hesitation, therefore, in commending you for a

suitable award. But now, for more immediate business.

What is your name, please?

Lieutenant Robeson.

And yours, please.

Jean Renoir. What?

Why, sir?

In the course of the year, the Allies will land on the European coast.

And I will suggest to your commanding officer... that you be among the first

to fight on the soil of Hitler's Third Reich, Germany.

Germany?

Congratulations,

my man.

Magnificent. Congratulations.

Thank you very much, sir. I'm really very proud, proud to be an American

fighting alongside the British. Yes, very pleased to have you.

Gentlemen.

What? Judah.

That's it. The only thing is, now they don't have our names, maybe we lose our

chance for a reward, money, maybe percentage.

Raphael, we're heroes.

Nobody ever pays heroes.

We're...

Excuse me, sir. Wouldn't you care to sit in front?

No, thanks. I'm very comfortable right here.

Yalla, yalla!

Good morning.

Remember me?

Well, well.

I must say you look remarkably fit for someone who has awarded a posthumous

medal.

But how did you... How did I... Oh, how did I know?

Oh, it was very simple, really. I knew that the money must be hidden somewhere

around here.

And if I waited long enough, my patients would be rewarded.

And here you are.

Listen.

Desert Fox.

There is 600,000 pounds in that suitcase.

Is 50% enough to compensate your years of waiting?

And if you like, I can include myself 100%.

Sorry, my dear.

I'm afraid you're out of luck. You see, I got all the money I wanted besides.

I am a devout homosexual.