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Come on, guys. Don't be like that.

Hey, they contacted us.

At the very last fucking minute.

Global hospital corporations

waste no time charging people for their lousy treatment.

But when they need to pay...

...these fuckers always wait until the very last moment.

They didn't come through with the ransom.

Instead we got this.

Move. Hey.

Isn't that for like downtime, that icon down there?

How young are you really?

You don't know this guy, D-time?

Is he like a rival?

Not a rival, the end of our days.

Fucking White rat! White rat!

White cock-sucking rat!

We worked two months on this. Two months!

Generation K Trojan is unstoppable.

That's what you said to me. Right?

We need to get everyone together and put a bounty on his head.

This guy has fucked up everyone's businesses.

It's either him or us.

I'm closing down my crew here.

So I ask. Are you guys hiring?

POLICE STATION

This is a joke, but I don't get what the joke really is.

Who gave you that uniform?

You knew that we would have a new trainee starting today.

I know, we have had to downsize -

but we'll get financial support for the trainee's salary.

Is this really official?

Don't you talk to each other about anything at home?

- What the hell? - I'm now a police officer.

No way! Why didn't you tell me about this?

How is this possible?

- I take care of the children and... - So do I!

You've been studying at the academy.

Congratulations, Nurmi. You're now senior to somebody.

Ridiculous. Boss's husband is an ex-NHL star, not an officer.

Toni wasn't drafted for NHL. He had injuries when he was young.

A busted knee.

- I'm already here! - I'm not having it!

He stayed in Finland to play in the Tappara team -

but he spent most of his time in surgery for his leg.

When his career in ice hockey looked dim -

he studied in Tampere's Police Academy.

His knee got better. Toni became the best scorer of the league -

and got into the NHL easily.

He went on to become one of the most successful Finns in the NHL.

His Police Academy degree was only missing a traineeship.

Our children are constantly in danger! I want to protect them.

- You're not an officer! - I am!

Officers don't only protect their own children!

Who then protects them?

- Close the door now. Close it! - Is that an order?

Yes! No! This is! Get out!

- Hi! I'm Toni. Toni Kajanne. - Hi Toni.

What do you have going on here?

Nothing as exciting as your new traineeship.

Less than a minute to go.

Oh...

Sorry that I have to do this during work hours. This is happening now.

If there's no better offer, this is looking mighty fine.

LAST MOMENTS

Yes! We got these, we got these!

District Court Secretary sends reports -

on the inconsistencies in pre-trial investigation.

- And what do I have to do? - We often have backlog.

When you start checking them, you need to contact colleagues.

Some have already retired and some are even dead.

Which case is this one?

Which case? These are cases from the past three years.

These all are great but Venla, yours is...

Venla has always loved drawing.

Sure but this is art. I can see everything here.

Maybe we don't yet know everything about Down syndrome.

- What is this red sticker? - It indicates that it's been sold.

Leena and I bought it.

- Can't we take this home with us? - Venla can paint another one.

Now we're rehearsing our play in the club.

I don't have the time. It's your own fault.

You shouldn't have come late to the exhibition opening.

- We were too busy arguing. - Toni!

We have almost all the money needed for the trip to Helsinki.

Venla has been to Helsinki but not in the amusement park or in a hotel.

Not many children in the club have.

- Invite us over for dinner. - Venla...

I suppose we can make that happen.

Yes, I'm picking them up.

I also live in Ivalo.

In cash, you put that there too.

Right. I'll be half an hour.

Insert sum and press OK

Leena is amazing.

When Klaus was studying in Germany,

Leena lived with him, like she does now.

- So Leena is Klaus' sister? - His little sister.

Their dad was German

and their Mum was Finnish, from Ivalo.

Do you remember when you told us

that you weren't going to take part in any stupid club?

All lies.

Yes. Think about it. You wouldn't have met Leena at all.

You know, Mum, that Toni came to work with you today.

Did you already know about it?

There's more crime, everyone is committing crimes.

They don't want Finland's most famous officer to arrest them.

You have reached your destination.

Come in.

We are Poison.

Hey!

Alvar, you made it. This place is hard to find.

GPS helps but still.

What is this?

Well, it's a murder, a brutal one.

And you, Alvar, are the only suspect for the crime.

I don't know him. No one even knows I came here.

When the police open up this guy's online auction site,

when they check his phone, who do you think they'll find?

We have been watching you, Alvar.

No relatives, not one alive.

No girlfriend, no ex-girlfriends.

No friends outside of net. Jesus, Alvar!

But why me? Why have you been watching me?

It's nothing personal. It's the place where you work.

And it's hard to get a loner like you to really cooperate.

But then you, bless you,

decided to buy a set of antique knives from this guy.

And then you came to collect them.

Done.

My colleague here just erased your transaction

from the auction site.

It's like this old fart never sold any knives.

So no one bought them.

Your one phone call with him.

It's also gone.

See? We will take care of you.

The police will never find you.

Unless we return all the erased information available to them.

You'll just have to do exactly what we tell you

and you'll be fine.

Just hold this for a sec.

- Hold it. - Take it.

And become part of something bigger.

All it takes is a big, fat fingerprint.

And then we add some DNA.

This one we'll keep for extra insurance.

For the rest, thank you for shopping with us.

Who are you people?

You're part of the team now, Alvar.

In a couple of days, we will tell you

what we want you to do.

Let's go.

I thought that if everything goes well -

this might turn out to be a nice surprise.

Bun started nursery and you told me to find a real job.

You knew that I studied to be an officer. We joked about it.

Don't the studies ever expire?

I had to redo a couple of courses but it was easy, distance learning.

First aid course and a couple of others had to be done in person.

So in early autumn when you said you were coaching juniors?

Swedish listening course and equality workshop.

So you lied to me!

I was afraid that you would say no. And I was so sure about this.

This is all my fault.

Or the fault of everything that has happened to us.

You have the wrong idea of what police work is like.

You'll grow tired of it and quit.

I understand that at the station you're my boss during daytime.

Why the hell would I want to be your boss? I don't.

Sleep there! Bloody hell.

Bun, let's put your overalls on.

Should we take my car?

Hey... Do you want to share a ride?

- I'm taking Bun to nursery. - Let's take him there together.

No, I'll do it.

POLICE STATION

- You need to be going to work. - I'm just on my way.

Hey, act normal.

And don't be late.

We can replace you, Alvar.

Hey, it's a small price to pay for your freedom.

Upload this at your work. Huh?

Today?

We'll tell you when.

Tell me, please. What the fuck is Vasili Naked?

Ori told us to choose some code names.

We wanted them to be Russian saints.

Protecting Mother Russia.

So Vasily Naked was a saint.

Patron saint of Moskva.

He was a fool for Christ.

A fool for Christ.

He pretended to be a madman

so he could tell the truth to people.

He walked around Moskva completely naked,

holding a handkerchief in his hand.

When some women laughed at him,

they went blind until Vasili forgave them.

Still, I don't understand. Your real name is Vasili.

How do you know that?

Because I know Ori from way back.

And I know her brother's name is Vasili.

And you are her brother. Right?

So, if your real actual name is Vasili,

then your code name is just basically Naked.

And you, Gregoris Illuminator.

I bet your real name is Gregoris.

- It's Grigori. - Just shut up now.

So tell me, what did this Gregoris the Illuminator do?

What did he illuminate? Vasili's handkerchief?

Or Vasili's naked, frostbitten dick?

Boys, what are you talking about?

How Vasili and Grigori here missed some important classes

when they took their FSB training.

And what classes are those?

Coming up with good code names classes.

- Rest in peace. - Darling, don't put them there.

There must be a vase somewhere.

I told Reino many times over

that Toni and I can help with the snow, -

to get it off the roof. But no. Can't be helped.

His house isn't so tall.

You're right, it's not so tall but Reino hit his head.

Quite badly. There's some swelling in his brain.

The doctors want to keep him in a state -

where his brain can rest and there's nothing extra going on.

Not even breathing.

That's why they're keeping him unconscious.

- On purpose. - Yes, on purpose.

- How long will he be like that? - Maybe three weeks.

Older people take more time to get better.

But the prognosis is good.

Do you think he can hear us?

I don't think he can.

So why are we here?

You wanted to come along.

I had to because I might become a doctor.

Why did you come?

Reino doesn't have a family.

And you no longer have a dad.

Nor a mum.

You're right.

Not a week has gone by in fifteen years -

that we haven't seen each other with Reino many times.

That's why it's important to see him even though he's unconscious.

Our people in Helsinki are all set.

So now we are only waiting for the team in Vaasa.

As soon as they are done, we can proceed here.

Shouldn't someone be following this Alvar guy?

Maybe one of us.

We are tracking his car.

It's standing right in front of his house

and he hasn't called anyone.

And if he tries to contact the police,

I will disconnect the call.

You don't even need a keyboard for that?

For the moment, Alvar is crawling back and forth

the online auction.

Probably wants to make sure that no one can see the mess.

And you can see all that?

As clearly as I see

your vodka-swollen neo-nationalistic smelly face.

Grigori, stop!

You too. We're in this together.

I thought Belgians were nice people.

Are you nice?

I am not

and personally I don't give a rat's fuck about Belgium.

But I care for this crew and I'm happy to be a member.

So yes, Grigori. I can see all that.

There's an implant core I-15 processor in my skull

with DFS wi-fi.

And all that is connected with the retina of my left eye.

For simple commands I need no keyboard.

For more complex commands and writing code,

and transferring bigger chunks of data,

I need to use external interfaces like keyboard.

And all this I offer to Poison to use

as Poison sees fit.

To your plan, Vaga.

My plan is to make a shitload of money.

No security threats known in the address.

Aikio copies. We'll take a look.

Riekkokuja 2. A local rental estate.

Builders, lumberjacks on a job. Whoever lives there now.

A neighbour reported a nasty argument.

- There's no need to be tense. - I'm not tense.

Non-stop fucking.

Drunks respect the police. Just watch how I handle this.

- Police! - Help me!

You're both going to get axed!

- I'll deal with this. - First your wee-wee is going kaput!

Put the axe down.

Fuck off, you pussies.

I don't like to repeat myself.

My last thought was that Toni was going to break a record again.

I thought he would die a hero.

Dead after one day on the job.

Then the big man comes towards us and shouts:

"Toni Kajanne, what the fuck are you doing here?"

And puts the axe down.

He says that we can arrest him

but only if Toni does it -

and only if he can get Toni's autograph.

Toni answers him: "Of course, but only at the station."

The big guy is in the cell now.

Are we having a briefing?

It's getting to know its surroundings.

These are connected to the station's intranet.

They talk to each other about where they should go.

Do we need so many of them?

The cleaner will do the floors and the toilets once a week.

Could we put Toni...

Trainee Kajanne. Why was he with you yesterday?

We are really understaffed. And it's part of his traineeship.

- If there's no proper investigation... - There isn't.

Then he can patrol.

No, I'll find him a proper investigation.

I was just checking -

if you might have something in child protective services -

or something that might require more attention from us.

Yes.

You've told me not to be on the phone.

Bunny, Mum's coming soon. It's work. You go ahead.

Right then.

We have a new trainee.

I'm trying to find him something risk-free to do.

Something lighter with less risks. Something that suits him.

- Hey, welcome. - Thank you.

- Hello again. - You found it.

- Sure. - Hey, Santeri.

Thank you, it was really good.

The club members were interested in the dragon -

but we ended up writing the story ourselves.

That's nice.

All the city people were ready to sacrifice the prince.

Oh, the prince?

First, it was a princess but this is a modern fairytale.

I suggested that our play could have a happy ending.

That sounds nice.

Don't you get internet?

Venla, hey, Bunny. No phones on the table. You know that.

- We don't have internet. - What? So near to the centre?

No, we've constructed a simple Planck cage.

All the wires are hidden in the trees and bushes outside the house.

It blocks electromagnetic traffic almost completely.

- Why? - Nowadays, you read everywhere -

how we have to protect household appliances and update them, -

get new anti-virus software.

Or that your money and even your identity is in danger.

You should treat it like a vampire.

Right? You should never invite a vampire into your home.

- A vampire? - Yes, a vampire.

We're talking about a lifeless being that is immortal

and preys on people.

Isn't it then a vampire or the internet?

How about your work? You have a hat shop and you a cobbler shop.

You must have mobile phones.

We have a landline at work. I share it with Leena.

We pay the bills at the kiosk.

I do the club's email on the library computer.

Oh?

But where's my painting?

- I was also wondering about it. - It's somewhere else.

- In your hat shop? - Yes.

No.

In a safe place, darling, where it takes pride of place.

We'll move the man as soon as we can get a ride.

- Have photos been taken? - I took them from every angle.

Do you know him?

- Did you already go up to the house? - Not yet.

The dead man has been packed off. You should be proud.

Be careful.

Trainee Kajanne handled his first body excellently.

No, don't! Don't come any closer. This is already a mess.

I'll ask the lab to go through this whole place.

Pertti Lakkala had a one-man removal company for years.

- Esko used to help him out. - I remember.

Pera the Removal Man.

There's a couple of rooms full of homeless junk.

- He was a nice man. - So he was.

So nice that someone wanted to stab him multiple times in the back.

Maybe the murderer wanted to send a message.

What? It's a concept, stabbing someone in the back.

You should know.

You took your time.

We're supposed to be tourists on a skiing holiday.

So play your part.

Thank you very much.

- Hey there. - Hey. Could I have a word?

- Of course. - Come here.

This is pretty serious. It's a theft, after all.

Maybe we should still look for the money?

I recommend that you report this to the police right away.

- I can help you. We can do it now. - Oh dear.

- We'll find the money. - Let's hope so.

Hey, phony Belgian strolo.

You want to arm wrestle a real man?

Please, I'm watching football.

What's wrong with you people?

Gentlemen, take a good look at your passports.

You can check your own age there.

We have ten passports.

It doesn't mean you're supposed to act like ten-year-olds.

Even a hundred passports don't change

that you're too fucking brain-dead.

Our men in Vaasa, they're ready now.

CHILE CHARMS WITH VERSATILITY

- Fuck! - Hello, Alvar.

I've been to Chile many times.

I can tell you all about it

but first we have some work to do.

I need to see your face. Where did you go?

I'm here.

Tomorrow is the big day.

How are our systems working?

Well, couldn't be better.

- Is everything alright? - Sure.

I'm clueless about them. It's good that someone isn't.

LIGHTS ON IN THE WHOLE NATION

WELCOME, ALVAR!