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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,955 He's the worst stand-up comedian. 2 00:02:05,956 --> 00:02:08,122 I cannot believe how much time I've wasted. 3 00:02:08,123 --> 00:02:10,830 He's cracking such pathetic jokes. Who let him in? 4 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:14,038 Okay, I promise you my next joke will make you crack up. 5 00:02:14,039 --> 00:02:15,622 I tried writing a letter last night.. 6 00:02:15,623 --> 00:02:17,038 ...with a broken pencil. 7 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:18,580 But I just couldn't. 8 00:02:18,581 --> 00:02:19,622 You know why? 9 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:20,788 Anyone? 10 00:02:20,789 --> 00:02:23,413 Anyone? 11 00:02:23,414 --> 00:02:26,038 Anyone? 12 00:02:26,039 --> 00:02:27,455 You? 13 00:02:27,456 --> 00:02:29,955 No? 14 00:02:29,956 --> 00:02:32,580 Because it was pointless. 15 00:02:32,581 --> 00:02:34,872 My three own niece cracks better jokes. 16 00:02:34,873 --> 00:02:36,955 This guy's jokes are pathetic. 17 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:37,497 Yeah! 18 00:02:37,498 --> 00:02:39,788 Okay. Okay. Okay. 19 00:02:39,789 --> 00:02:43,955 What did one potato say to another on the phone? 20 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,122 'Aloo' (Potato)! 21 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,705 That's rubbish! 22 00:02:48,706 --> 00:02:52,288 What do you call a ghost in a telephone? 23 00:02:52,289 --> 00:02:54,038 A 'Phone-bhooth' (ghost)! 24 00:02:54,039 --> 00:02:54,913 Get out! 25 00:02:54,914 --> 00:02:58,372 Shut up! - You suck! 26 00:02:58,373 --> 00:03:03,373 And now, one of Amitabh Bachchan's famous dialogue. 27 00:03:10,998 --> 00:03:14,622 Ashok, I don't get one thing. 28 00:03:14,623 --> 00:03:17,163 Why do you get yourself humiliated every week? 29 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,580 Why do you have to do this? 30 00:03:18,581 --> 00:03:19,830 It's okay. 31 00:03:19,831 --> 00:03:24,831 I'm still a struggling Stand-up Comedian. 32 00:03:28,289 --> 00:03:30,622 Struggling? 33 00:03:30,623 --> 00:03:35,623 I wish all the strugglers in the world were like you. 34 00:03:41,248 --> 00:03:43,122 Ashok. - Yes, Kumar. 35 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,622 We've been best friends since second Grade. 36 00:03:45,623 --> 00:03:47,705 No one ever laughed on your jokes back then. 37 00:03:47,706 --> 00:03:50,538 And still no one does. 38 00:03:50,539 --> 00:03:51,455 Take my advice. 39 00:03:51,456 --> 00:03:53,747 Stand-up comedy isn't your cup of tea. 40 00:03:53,748 --> 00:03:58,748 Then is it my saucer? 41 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:08,747 Look at this. 42 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,330 Look at this. This is who you are? 43 00:04:11,331 --> 00:04:12,955 You're Ashok Singhania. 44 00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:15,788 Your company's worth billions of Dollars. 45 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,413 You're such a wealthy man. 46 00:04:17,414 --> 00:04:19,372 Why do you need to do standup comedy? 47 00:04:19,373 --> 00:04:21,413 Because it's my passion. 48 00:04:21,414 --> 00:04:23,538 An“ AmbanL. 49 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:24,997 In spite of being such a big businessman. 50 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,080 He puts on his shorts every year.. 51 00:04:27,081 --> 00:04:28,997 ...and runs the marathon like a common man. 52 00:04:28,998 --> 00:04:31,372 Why? Because that's his passion. 53 00:04:31,373 --> 00:04:33,997 Bill Gates. The king of Computers. 54 00:04:33,998 --> 00:04:36,663 But he knits, makes sweaters. Why? 55 00:04:36,664 --> 00:04:37,997 Because that's his passion. 56 00:04:37,998 --> 00:04:40,622 So chill out, buddy. lam not quitting my business. 57 00:04:40,623 --> 00:04:44,580 My bad comedy isn't affecting the Singhania Company shares. 58 00:04:44,581 --> 00:04:45,830 We just had a bad day. 59 00:04:45,831 --> 00:04:50,831 The next show will be mind-blowing. Come on. 60 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:54,372 You love me, right? 61 00:04:54,373 --> 00:04:55,372 Yes. 62 00:04:55,373 --> 00:04:56,705 You trust me? 63 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:57,455 Yes. 64 00:04:57,456 --> 00:05:00,455 Would I ever take you for a ride? 65 00:05:00,456 --> 00:05:01,372 Never. 66 00:05:01,373 --> 00:05:02,455 Good. 67 00:05:02,456 --> 00:05:03,955 Let's go home. 68 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:06,830 Pilot, take us for a ride. - Oh, Come on! 69 00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:08,622 You can't be doing this. - Come on, it's good joke. 70 00:05:08,623 --> 00:05:13,623 This is a terrible joke. 71 00:06:16,664 --> 00:06:18,122 Good evening, sir. - Good evening, Mishti. 72 00:06:18,123 --> 00:06:19,872 How was the show, sir? - Show! 73 00:06:19,873 --> 00:06:22,622 The show was fantastic! Much better than last time. 74 00:06:22,623 --> 00:06:25,205 This time only 15 people walked out. 75 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:27,663 Because there were only 15 people in the audience. 76 00:06:27,664 --> 00:06:29,705 Don't listen to him. I am very happy. 77 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:32,372 In fact, I am so happy.- 78 00:06:32,373 --> 00:06:33,830 ...I think I'll give you a raise. 79 00:06:33,831 --> 00:06:35,955 Really, sir? - You deserve it, Mishti. 80 00:06:35,956 --> 00:06:37,663 You're not just my estate manager.. 81 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,497 ...but, you're like a sister to me. 82 00:06:39,498 --> 00:06:44,498 But right now, come inside the house man! 83 00:06:47,914 --> 00:06:49,830 Baby, I've told you a million times. 84 00:06:49,831 --> 00:06:52,122 I don't understand Bengali! Okay! 85 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:55,788 Fine, then this Bengali won't marry you. 86 00:06:55,789 --> 00:06:57,372 I love Howrah Bridge. 87 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,663 I love Bappi Da. 88 00:06:58,664 --> 00:07:01,163 I love Mithun Da. I love Mishti Doi (Curd). 89 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:04,038 I love you, Mishti. 90 00:07:04,039 --> 00:07:05,080 Sorry! 91 00:07:05,081 --> 00:07:06,247 Come on. 92 00:07:06,248 --> 00:07:11,248 Okay. 93 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:14,538 Sir, I need your signature. 94 00:07:14,539 --> 00:07:16,538 Thanks. 95 00:07:16,539 --> 00:07:17,830 Good evening, sir. 96 00:07:17,831 --> 00:07:20,080 Any change in dad's condition? 97 00:07:20,081 --> 00:07:25,081 No, sir. 98 00:07:25,498 --> 00:07:30,498 Good evening, sir. 99 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,288 What's up, dad? 100 00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:38,413 What's wrong? 101 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,872 You didn't go out today again. 102 00:07:39,873 --> 00:07:41,247 Come on, dad. 103 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:43,538 This isn't your age to lie down. 104 00:07:43,539 --> 00:07:47,080 You should be playing golf, going clubbing. 105 00:07:47,081 --> 00:07:49,455 Handling your business empire. 106 00:07:49,456 --> 00:07:52,580 I am not saying that I cannot handle this business empire. 107 00:07:52,581 --> 00:07:54,538 It's just that 108 00:07:54,539 --> 00:07:59,539 you handle it much better. 109 00:07:59,831 --> 00:08:04,455 So get well soon, dad. 110 00:08:04,456 --> 00:08:09,455 I miss you. 111 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,913 How about a new joke? 112 00:08:10,914 --> 00:08:13,747 Ashok. 113 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:18,748 He's already in coma. 114 00:08:21,581 --> 00:08:23,622 Bye, dad. 115 00:08:23,623 --> 00:08:28,623 Catch you later. 116 00:08:38,206 --> 00:08:41,830 If a girl called Sandra is married to a 'Saand' (Bull).. 117 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:46,330 ...can we call her Sandra Bullock. 118 00:08:46,331 --> 00:08:51,331 Here we go. Why are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 afraid of 7? 119 00:08:51,706 --> 00:08:53,080 AnybOdY- 120 00:08:53,081 --> 00:08:55,372 AnybOdY- 121 00:08:55,373 --> 00:08:58,497 Because 7 89! 122 00:08:58,498 --> 00:08:59,747 1 a (ate) 9! 123 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,955 Let's get out of here. - Ate 9. 124 00:09:01,956 --> 00:09:02,830 Ate 9. 125 00:09:02,831 --> 00:09:05,288 This really is stand-up comedy. 126 00:09:05,289 --> 00:09:08,580 People are standing up and leaving. 127 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:13,581 Okay. 128 00:09:32,331 --> 00:09:35,497 If my shoe pops out while I am sneezing.. 129 00:09:35,498 --> 00:09:40,498 ...can I say I lost 'A-shoe'. 130 00:09:57,456 --> 00:09:59,497 Stop. Stop. Stop. 131 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,372 I can't breathe. 132 00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:03,038 You're very funny. 133 00:10:03,039 --> 00:10:05,580 And you're very beautiful. 134 00:10:05,581 --> 00:10:06,622 Thank you for laughing. 135 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:08,163 By the way, I am Ashok. 136 00:10:08,164 --> 00:10:09,122 Ashok Singhania. 137 00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:11,288 The Ashok Singhania! 138 00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:12,580 I always thought Billionaires.. 139 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:14,705 ...don't have a sense of humor. 140 00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:16,372 They don't. 141 00:10:16,373 --> 00:10:18,080 This is my best friend, Kumar. 142 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:19,455 Hi. - Hi. 143 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:22,538 I am Shanaya. - Shanaya! 144 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,497 That's a beautiful name. - Thank you. 145 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,663 Do you live in London? - Yes, of course. 146 00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:27,997 I work for Channel 9. 147 00:10:27,998 --> 00:10:30,997 I'm a reality show host. 'Kaun Banega Millionaire!' 148 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,913 Where we randomly pick a common man.. 149 00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:35,413 ...from the street and make him a Millionaire for a week. 150 00:10:35,414 --> 00:10:36,830 Oh, wow! - Sounds like an interesting concept. 151 00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:37,663 It is. 152 00:10:37,664 --> 00:10:39,663 From now on I'll never miss this show. 153 00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:41,580 So sweet. 154 00:10:41,581 --> 00:10:44,122 So, Ashok, when is your next show? 155 00:10:44,123 --> 00:10:45,622 When are you free? 156 00:10:45,623 --> 00:10:49,330 He'll come and perform. 157 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:51,663 You guys are so witty. 158 00:10:51,664 --> 00:10:56,163 And you're so Churchgate. 159 00:10:56,164 --> 00:10:57,705 V.T Churchgate. 160 00:10:57,706 --> 00:10:59,622 She gets me, man. 161 00:10:59,623 --> 00:11:01,372 Really nice to meet you. 162 00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:03,080 And you. - Okay. Bye, then. 163 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,955 Wait, Shanaya. 164 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,747 Would you like to have breakfast with me? 165 00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:08,788 I've been invited for lunch and dinner before.. 166 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:11,955 ...but for breakfast, never. 167 00:11:11,956 --> 00:11:15,372 Exactly. So? 168 00:11:15,373 --> 00:11:16,663 Yeah, sure. Why not? 169 00:11:16,664 --> 00:11:18,747 Okay, I'll call you. 170 00:11:18,748 --> 00:11:19,747 Call me. 171 00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:20,913 I'll call you. 172 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:21,580 Call me. 173 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,913 I'll call you. 174 00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:23,747 Call me. 175 00:11:23,748 --> 00:11:26,580 I'll call you. 176 00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:27,913 I'll call you. 177 00:11:27,914 --> 00:11:30,705 Call how? You didn't take her phone number. 178 00:11:30,706 --> 00:11:31,872 Oh my, God! 179 00:11:31,873 --> 00:11:32,955 Shanaya. 180 00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:33,955 Shanaya. 181 00:11:33,956 --> 00:11:35,247 Your number... 182 00:11:35,248 --> 00:11:37,122 Matches are really made in heaven. 183 00:11:37,123 --> 00:11:42,123 An ape has got an angel. 184 00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:53,455 "Caller tune baby." 185 00:11:53,456 --> 00:11:55,330 "Caller tune baby." 186 00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:57,455 "Caller tune baby." 187 00:11:57,456 --> 00:11:59,122 "Caller tune baby." 188 00:11:59,123 --> 00:12:01,038 "Caller tune baby." 189 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:02,872 "Caller tune baby." 190 00:12:02,873 --> 00:12:05,038 "Caller tune baby." 191 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:06,038 "Caller tune." 192 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:11,039 "Make me your caller tune, darling." 193 00:12:13,581 --> 00:12:18,581 "Every time I see you lam over the moon, darling." 194 00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:26,289 "I love you, come summer, winter or monsoon, darling." 195 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,622 "I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you." 196 00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:36,413 "Your every posture is magical." 197 00:12:36,414 --> 00:12:40,205 "The glow on your face inebriates me." 198 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:43,330 "I have no control over my heart in spite of being rational." 199 00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:47,080 "You intoxicate me." 200 00:12:47,081 --> 00:12:48,205 "You are my passion." 201 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:50,122 "Caller tune baby." 202 00:12:50,123 --> 00:12:51,455 "Caller tune baby." 203 00:12:51,456 --> 00:12:56,456 "Make me your caller tune, darling." 204 00:13:05,456 --> 00:13:09,288 "Keep me in you line of sight, in your sanctuary." 205 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:13,080 "You are my insanity, there's something about your posture." 206 00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:16,830 "I can't take my eyes off your face." 207 00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:20,455 "I shall live and die in your arms hereafter." 208 00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:23,538 "All day, all night I'll stay with you." 209 00:13:23,539 --> 00:13:27,955 "it is my wish to do your bidding." 210 00:13:27,956 --> 00:13:31,038 "I will live and die only for you." 211 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:35,538 "You are my life and you are my soul." 212 00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:38,830 "I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you." 213 00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:42,580 "Your every posture is magical." 214 00:13:42,581 --> 00:13:46,372 "The glow on your face inebriates me." 215 00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:49,455 "I have no control over my heart in spite of being rational." 216 00:13:49,456 --> 00:13:53,205 "You intoxicate me." 217 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,372 "You are my passion." 218 00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:56,247 "Caller tune baby." 219 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:57,622 "Caller tune baby." 220 00:13:57,623 --> 00:14:01,872 "Make me your caller tune, darling." 221 00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,830 "Caller tune baby." 222 00:14:03,831 --> 00:14:05,747 "Caller tune baby." 223 00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:07,830 "Caller tune baby." 224 00:14:07,831 --> 00:14:09,705 "Caller tune baby." 225 00:14:09,706 --> 00:14:13,497 "Only you exist in my memories, my thoughts and my words." 226 00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:17,288 "You are the one for me, my heart tells me repeatedly." 227 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,997 "The moment I see you I become impetuous." 228 00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:24,622 "How does my heart endure so much excitement?" 229 00:14:24,623 --> 00:14:27,955 "I've never seen anyone more beautiful than you." 230 00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:31,622 "Your every posture is magical." 231 00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:35,372 "The glow on your face inebriates me." 232 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:38,497 "I have no control over my heart in spite of being rational." 233 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:42,205 "You intoxicate me." 234 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,497 "You are my passion." 235 00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:45,372 "Caller tune baby." 236 00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:47,247 "Caller tune baby." 237 00:14:47,248 --> 00:14:49,372 "Caller tune baby." 238 00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:50,413 "Caller tune." 239 00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:54,872 "Make me your caller tune, darling." 240 00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:56,705 "Caller tune baby." 241 00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,122 "Caller tune baby." 242 00:14:58,123 --> 00:15:02,372 "Every time I see you lam over the moon, darling." 243 00:15:02,373 --> 00:15:04,330 "Caller tune baby." 244 00:15:04,331 --> 00:15:05,747 "Caller tune baby." 245 00:15:05,748 --> 00:15:09,955 "I love you, come summer, winter or monsoon, darling." 246 00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:11,872 "Caller tune baby." 247 00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:13,747 "Caller tune baby." 248 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:15,622 "Caller tune baby." 249 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,455 "Caller tune baby." 250 00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,330 "Caller tune baby." 251 00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:21,247 "Caller tune baby." 252 00:15:21,248 --> 00:15:23,205 "Caller tune baby." 253 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:28,206 "Caller tune.." 254 00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:32,747 kunwar Amar Nath Singh. 255 00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:35,205 You maybe Ashok Singhania's uncle.. 256 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:38,247 ...and the Singhania lncorporation's General Manager. 257 00:15:38,248 --> 00:15:41,872 But you're a big traitor. 258 00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:45,830 You want to take over the Singhania family empire! 259 00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:48,205 But you can't kill Ashok or his father. 260 00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:50,163 Because if either one dies.. 261 00:15:50,164 --> 00:15:55,164 ...the entire wealth will go to charity. 262 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,330 Your dreams of taking over can come true.. 263 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:02,038 ...only if Ashok goes in coma, like his father.. 264 00:16:02,039 --> 00:16:07,039 ...or loses his mental stability. 265 00:16:08,164 --> 00:16:10,497 Khan! 266 00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:13,455 I haven't been funding your illegal scientific experiments.. 267 00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:16,372 ...all these years so you can lecture me. 268 00:16:16,373 --> 00:16:20,497 Why are you telling me what I already know? 269 00:16:20,498 --> 00:16:22,288 Because you don't know that.. 270 00:16:22,289 --> 00:16:27,289 ...I'm going to fulfill your dreams. 271 00:16:29,581 --> 00:16:31,080 With this. 272 00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:32,580 MAD. 273 00:16:32,581 --> 00:16:33,455 MAD. 274 00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:35,872 Mind Altering Drug. 275 00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,497 Made from samples.. 276 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,913 ...of different species of dogs. 277 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:42,413 Whoever takes a dose of this mixed with water.. 278 00:16:42,414 --> 00:16:46,038 ...will start thinking that he's a dog! 279 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,663 It fuses with the blood.. 280 00:16:47,664 --> 00:16:49,872 ...and alters the human genes. 281 00:16:49,873 --> 00:16:53,538 And due to that the chromosome structure.. 282 00:16:53,539 --> 00:16:55,955 ...of humans get altered for 24 hours. 283 00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:58,580 Meaning body of a human.. 284 00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:01,372 ...but mind of a dog. 285 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:04,288 Are you crazy? 286 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:05,622 This is your plan? 287 00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:10,330 I made a big mistake squandering all that wealth on you. 288 00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:15,331 I knew you wouldn't believe me. 289 00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:27,373 Chinku. Pinku. 290 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:35,205 Stop holding each other. 291 00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:37,163 You've met my assistants. 292 00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:38,580 Hi, sir. 293 00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:42,163 My God, you've put on a little weight. 294 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:46,205 Mr. kunwar's brought the holy water of Ganges, for you two. 295 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:47,580 Holy water of Ganges 296 00:17:47,581 --> 00:17:49,538 How religious! 297 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:54,539 Here, drink. 298 00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:09,705 It works. 299 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,330 It really works. 300 00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:13,663 Oh my, God! Khan. 301 00:18:13,664 --> 00:18:18,664 How did you do it? You're a genius. 302 00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:21,872 Now wait and watch. 303 00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,705 In tomorrow's board meeting.. 304 00:18:23,706 --> 00:18:27,247 ...I'll turn Ashok Singhania into a dog.. 305 00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:32,248 ...In front of all the board members. 306 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,747 Why are you taking me to your board meeting? 307 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,122 What will I do there? 308 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,788 Oh, come on. Without you, the board meeting.. 309 00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:47,372 ...will be more like 'bored meeting'. 310 00:18:47,373 --> 00:18:52,373 Good morning. - Good morning. 311 00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:11,705 There he is. 312 00:19:11,706 --> 00:19:13,372 Hello. 313 00:19:13,373 --> 00:19:14,997 Good morning. - Good morning, sir. 314 00:19:14,998 --> 00:19:19,372 Hi. 315 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:21,122 What have you done? 316 00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,455 What do you mean? 317 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:24,080 I'm only drinking water, uncle. 318 00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:27,080 That's Ashok's glass. 319 00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:31,247 What difference does it make? 320 00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:32,372 Sit. Sit. 321 00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:36,538 Sit. 322 00:19:36,539 --> 00:19:40,830 Right, let's get on with it. - Sure. 323 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:45,831 Everybody please sit down. 324 00:19:52,414 --> 00:19:54,122 Before we start today's meeting.. 325 00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:56,580 ...I just want to say thank you. 326 00:19:56,581 --> 00:19:59,330 After dad's unfortunate illness.. 327 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,497 ...none of you ever made me feel.. 328 00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:05,580 ...that I can't handle this company like dad did. 329 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:10,581 Thank you. 330 00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:15,955 You know.. 331 00:20:15,956 --> 00:20:16,830 I know. 332 00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:18,830 Many of you are dad's close friends. 333 00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:21,038 And I respect all of you.. 334 00:20:21,039 --> 00:20:22,747 ...just as much as I respect my dad. 335 00:20:22,748 --> 00:20:27,748 This company is yours as much as it's mine. 336 00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:34,580 No. I mean it. Thank you. 337 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,705 What a speech! 338 00:20:37,706 --> 00:20:40,455 Let's all raise a toast on this note. 339 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,247 Well, alcohol's not allowed in the office. 340 00:20:42,248 --> 00:20:44,413 But.. 341 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:47,247 ...why don't we do it with water? 342 00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:50,830 Come on, Gentlemen, lift your glasses. 343 00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:54,163 Ashok, raise your glass too. 344 00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:55,955 Cheers. - To Ashok, cheers. 345 00:20:55,956 --> 00:21:00,956 Cheers. 346 00:21:11,164 --> 00:21:15,830 And so..on this wonderful note, let's start the meeting. 347 00:21:15,831 --> 00:21:17,747 You'll all be happy to know.. 348 00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:19,788 ...that I spoke to Prince Charles yesterday. 349 00:21:19,789 --> 00:21:24,789 And he said to me.. 350 00:21:25,456 --> 00:21:27,247 Kumar. 351 00:21:27,248 --> 00:21:29,080 Are you okay? 352 00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:31,830 Are you alright? 353 00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:34,122 L..l am sorry. 354 00:21:34,123 --> 00:21:38,455 So as I was saying, I spoke to Prince Charles yesterday. 355 00:21:38,456 --> 00:21:43,456 On the phone he told me that.. 356 00:21:43,789 --> 00:21:45,163 Kumar! 357 00:21:45,164 --> 00:21:47,122 What are you doing? Have you gone mad? 358 00:21:47,123 --> 00:21:48,830 I'm in a board meeting. 359 00:21:48,831 --> 00:21:52,413 Behave yourself. 360 00:21:52,414 --> 00:21:56,580 So as I was saying, I spoke to Prince Charles yesterday. 361 00:21:56,581 --> 00:22:01,581 And he said to me.. 362 00:22:24,373 --> 00:22:28,163 Ashok..Kumar! 363 00:22:28,164 --> 00:22:33,164 What are you two doing? 364 00:22:46,914 --> 00:22:48,497 Mr. Singh, what is this nonsense. 365 00:22:48,498 --> 00:22:49,413 What is happening? 366 00:22:49,414 --> 00:22:50,705 I don't know. 367 00:22:50,706 --> 00:22:52,205 I don't know. 368 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,788 I think we should all go talk to them. 369 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:58,538 Come on, come let's go talk to them. Talk to them. 370 00:22:58,539 --> 00:23:01,872 Ashok. Kumar. 371 00:23:01,873 --> 00:23:03,080 Ashok. 372 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,747 Ashok. Ashok. 373 00:23:04,748 --> 00:23:05,913 Ashok. Kumar. 374 00:23:05,914 --> 00:23:10,914 Listen. Listen. 375 00:23:27,289 --> 00:23:29,455 Open the door somebody. Help. 376 00:23:29,456 --> 00:23:31,997 Help me! It's not opening, the door's jammed. 377 00:23:31,998 --> 00:23:33,372 Stop! Stop! 378 00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:34,705 Sir, I know what's wrong? 379 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,830 Shut up, Srinivasan, you're just an accountant. 380 00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:38,080 And you also wear a wig. 381 00:23:38,081 --> 00:23:41,872 Sir, today's a full moon. Friday the 13th. 382 00:23:41,873 --> 00:23:43,788 Saturn's in its fourth eclipse. 383 00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:45,955 That's why some people behave like this. 384 00:23:45,956 --> 00:23:48,997 If you don't believe me then Goggle it. 385 00:23:48,998 --> 00:23:51,663 Four years ago, back in my village.. 386 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,997 ...my cousin brother Ramindran.. 387 00:23:53,998 --> 00:23:55,788 ...turned to a goat on the same day. 388 00:23:55,789 --> 00:23:57,080 What nonsense? 389 00:23:57,081 --> 00:24:00,038 No, sir. Really. 390 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,830 Lamb. Lamb Shashlik. 391 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:02,955 Then what happened? 392 00:24:02,956 --> 00:24:06,038 Nothing, all the villagers were vegetarians. He survived. 393 00:24:06,039 --> 00:24:07,497 Get to the point, Srinivasan. 394 00:24:07,498 --> 00:24:10,038 Sir, I can handle this sir. 395 00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:11,622 I know what to do? 396 00:24:11,623 --> 00:24:13,038 Wait. 397 00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:14,205 Tommy. 398 00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:15,705 Tommy. 399 00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:18,497 My cute little doggies. 400 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,122 Tommy sir. 401 00:24:20,123 --> 00:24:24,205 Tommy. 402 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:29,122 Tommy, I'm your Srinivasan Swami. 403 00:24:29,123 --> 00:24:34,123 Come, come. Meet your mommy. 404 00:24:35,664 --> 00:24:37,080 Who's your papa? 405 00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:42,081 Who's your mother. 406 00:24:45,706 --> 00:24:47,913 Hey rowdy dog, let 9°- 407 00:24:47,914 --> 00:24:50,580 Let go of my leg. He peed on me. 408 00:24:50,581 --> 00:24:52,038 Oh my God. 409 00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:56,122 Let go of me. 410 00:24:56,123 --> 00:24:58,788 Help! 411 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,913 Where's my hair? 412 00:25:00,914 --> 00:25:03,705 I am quitting the job. 413 00:25:03,706 --> 00:25:06,747 Sir, I cannot do anything. They are insane, sir. 414 00:25:06,748 --> 00:25:09,080 What's going on? Tell us. What's going on? 415 00:25:09,081 --> 00:25:10,622 We demand an explanation. 416 00:25:10,623 --> 00:25:12,122 I am sorry. - We need to know. 417 00:25:12,123 --> 00:25:17,123 Gentlemen, I hid the truth from you all. 418 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:23,206 But the truth is in front of everyone. 419 00:25:28,206 --> 00:25:30,038 Ashok and Kumar get such fits. 420 00:25:30,039 --> 00:25:31,538 They get fits. 421 00:25:31,539 --> 00:25:32,872 Fits? - Fits? 422 00:25:32,873 --> 00:25:34,038 What's he talking about? 423 00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:37,497 Many doctors tried to treat them. 424 00:25:37,498 --> 00:25:39,455 But they have a mental condition. 425 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,372 But I promise you, Gentlemen. 426 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,080 I'll take them to the best doctors. 427 00:25:43,081 --> 00:25:45,080 Try my best to treat them. 428 00:25:45,081 --> 00:25:47,038 They cannot be treated, sir. 429 00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:49,330 They are insane. They are completely mad. 430 00:25:49,331 --> 00:25:50,913 They should be sent to a mental asylum. 431 00:25:50,914 --> 00:25:51,705 Yes. 432 00:25:51,706 --> 00:25:55,747 They should be thrown in a mental asylum. 433 00:25:55,748 --> 00:26:00,748 They are mad people. - Crazy. 434 00:26:38,539 --> 00:26:40,538 Sad. 435 00:26:40,539 --> 00:26:42,413 Very sad. 436 00:26:42,414 --> 00:26:44,288 But don't worry. 437 00:26:44,289 --> 00:26:46,205 We'll take complete care. 438 00:26:46,206 --> 00:26:50,038 Dr. Shivani is a specialist in such unique cases. 439 00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:52,538 Oh, God! 440 00:26:52,539 --> 00:26:53,455 Hold them. 441 00:26:53,456 --> 00:26:55,413 Don't worry, we'll handle everything. 442 00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:59,288 Please come, please come. Come. 443 00:26:59,289 --> 00:27:00,705 The end is near! 444 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:05,706 We're all going to die! 445 00:27:06,289 --> 00:27:08,497 I still can't believe this. 446 00:27:08,498 --> 00:27:10,997 A rich man like Ashok Singhania.. 447 00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:13,372 ...In our mental asylum, and in this condition. 448 00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:16,205 Doctor, no one should find out about this? 449 00:27:16,206 --> 00:27:17,913 Yes, of course, Mr. Singh. You don't worry. 450 00:27:17,914 --> 00:27:19,663 You can rely on our discretion. - Thank you. 451 00:27:19,664 --> 00:27:22,038 Doctor, why's there a fence.. 452 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:23,622 ...and such high-security here? 453 00:27:23,623 --> 00:27:26,622 That's Ward-B of our mental facility. 454 00:27:26,623 --> 00:27:28,288 Mental patient's jail. 455 00:27:28,289 --> 00:27:29,705 Jail? - Yes. 456 00:27:29,706 --> 00:27:32,413 You see, Ward-A is a mental hospital. 457 00:27:32,414 --> 00:27:34,247 Ward-B a jail for mental patients. 458 00:27:34,248 --> 00:27:35,747 The UK government sent.. 459 00:27:35,748 --> 00:27:38,163 ...different types of criminally insane inmates here.. 460 00:27:38,164 --> 00:27:40,163 ...who have no chance of improving. 461 00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:41,622 Oh, I see. 462 00:27:41,623 --> 00:27:43,622 A jail for the insane. - Exactly. 463 00:27:43,623 --> 00:27:45,538 But what do we care? 464 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,455 They don't know what happens in Ward-A. 465 00:27:48,456 --> 00:27:50,788 And we don't know what happens in Ward-B. 466 00:27:50,789 --> 00:27:52,622 But we do know one thing. 467 00:27:52,623 --> 00:27:56,163 Their jailor is just as crazy as they are. 468 00:27:56,164 --> 00:27:57,788 Anyway, I'll take your leave. Nice meeting you. 469 00:27:57,789 --> 00:27:59,122 Thank you, doctor. 470 00:27:59,123 --> 00:28:01,788 Thank you. - Bye.. 471 00:28:01,789 --> 00:28:05,372 You said the effects of your drug will wear off in 24 hours. 472 00:28:05,373 --> 00:28:06,872 And then those two will be normal. 473 00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:09,163 What do we do then? - Relax. 474 00:28:09,164 --> 00:28:11,413 I've made arrangements for that. 475 00:28:11,414 --> 00:28:13,747 There's a ward-boy inside on my payroll. 476 00:28:13,748 --> 00:28:18,748 Every morning he'll keep giving them that drug. 477 00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:26,289 Then no one can save them. 478 00:28:34,998 --> 00:28:39,705 Good morning Doctors. 479 00:28:39,706 --> 00:28:42,913 Please sit down. 480 00:28:42,914 --> 00:28:47,914 Doctors, welcome to B-Wing of Lord Cray G Mental Asylum's.. 481 00:28:48,581 --> 00:28:52,080 ...on this Educational Tour. 482 00:28:52,081 --> 00:28:53,830 I am Dr. Ashok. 483 00:28:53,831 --> 00:28:57,788 And this is my colleague Dr. Kumar. 484 00:28:57,789 --> 00:29:00,497 The mental patients here are very dangerous. 485 00:29:00,498 --> 00:29:02,830 So we request all of you.. 486 00:29:02,831 --> 00:29:04,705 ...to give your mobile phones, chains.. 487 00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:07,122 ...and all other valuables to us. 488 00:29:07,123 --> 00:29:08,497 Just for safety. 489 00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:11,997 Only as long as the tour doesn't end. 490 00:29:11,998 --> 00:29:16,998 Keep all your belongings here. 491 00:29:24,998 --> 00:29:29,163 We'll keep this in a safe-deposit locker. 492 00:29:29,164 --> 00:29:31,663 Be seated here. We'll be back. 493 00:29:31,664 --> 00:29:35,163 Day-light robbery. 494 00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:40,164 Boys and girls, you all are a part of day-light robbery. 495 00:29:41,414 --> 00:29:44,913 I am the warden of this institution. 496 00:29:44,914 --> 00:29:47,622 Y.M. Raj. 497 00:29:47,623 --> 00:29:52,623 But for people like them I am Yamraj (Lord of Death). 498 00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:55,080 They are no doctors. 499 00:29:55,081 --> 00:29:59,080 They are old patients who are insane themselves. 500 00:29:59,081 --> 00:30:00,163 Hi. - Hello. 501 00:30:00,164 --> 00:30:03,372 And they are here to rob you. 502 00:30:03,373 --> 00:30:05,455 No, no, no We weren't robbing them. 503 00:30:05,456 --> 00:30:08,038 We were just joking. Only joking. 504 00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,705 Shut up you mad people. 505 00:30:09,706 --> 00:30:12,622 We aren't mad. - We're just a little crazy. 506 00:30:12,623 --> 00:30:15,747 Oh, then I'll fix it, right? 507 00:30:15,748 --> 00:30:19,497 Here we go. 508 00:30:19,498 --> 00:30:21,497 No! No! No! No! 509 00:30:21,498 --> 00:30:22,913 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 510 00:30:22,914 --> 00:30:25,538 No! No! No! No! 511 00:30:25,539 --> 00:30:28,330 Oh God! 512 00:30:28,331 --> 00:30:30,038 Shock. 513 00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:32,163 Electric. 514 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,997 Electric shock. 515 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,747 Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! 516 00:30:35,748 --> 00:30:37,497 Stop it! 517 00:30:37,498 --> 00:30:39,788 Electric shock. 518 00:30:39,789 --> 00:30:42,830 Oh God! Oh God! Stop it! 519 00:30:42,831 --> 00:30:47,831 Oh God! 520 00:30:53,164 --> 00:30:55,080 Sir, what just happened inside? 521 00:30:55,081 --> 00:30:56,622 And who are these two? 522 00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:59,622 You're new here. So you don't know these two. 523 00:30:59,623 --> 00:31:02,788 They are Ward-B's most adorable patients. 524 00:31:02,789 --> 00:31:04,497 This is Ashok, and that's Kumar. 525 00:31:04,498 --> 00:31:07,163 Even if they would have half a brain each.. 526 00:31:07,164 --> 00:31:09,288 ...they would still end up having only half a brain. 527 00:31:09,289 --> 00:31:11,788 But what happened to them watching electricity? 528 00:31:11,789 --> 00:31:13,955 These two were small-time thieves. 529 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,872 They used to make Paratha (stuffed bread).. 530 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:20,873 ...South Hall Don Karan T Bijlani's 'Paratha' stall. 531 00:31:21,331 --> 00:31:23,622 Bijlani sir, why did you get more flour? 532 00:31:23,623 --> 00:31:24,997 We already have more than enough. 533 00:31:24,998 --> 00:31:29,288 This isn't flour, its cocaine. Cocaine. 534 00:31:29,289 --> 00:31:31,622 Cocaine in a flourjar? 535 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:35,288 Don't irritate me. This is a 'Paratha' stall. 536 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:37,247 If I keep this cocaine in the flour jar.. 537 00:31:37,248 --> 00:31:40,955 ...everyone will think it's flour. 538 00:31:40,956 --> 00:31:44,622 These days the narcotics department are on a high-alert. 539 00:31:44,623 --> 00:31:45,705 Keep it carefully. 540 00:31:45,706 --> 00:31:47,580 I've taken full advance from the party. 541 00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:49,705 Don't worry, boss. 542 00:31:49,706 --> 00:31:53,413 Your job..will be done. 543 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:55,580 Why are you winking? 544 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,497 Don't worry, boss. 545 00:31:57,498 --> 00:32:00,872 As you sow.. so shall you reap. 546 00:32:00,873 --> 00:32:03,330 You winked again. Don't make it so obvious. 547 00:32:03,331 --> 00:32:05,372 Go inside. 548 00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:07,330 Hello and welcome to 'Kaun Banega Millionaire'. 549 00:32:07,331 --> 00:32:09,247 I am your host and friend Shanaya. 550 00:32:09,248 --> 00:32:12,122 One common man that I choose on this show.. 551 00:32:12,123 --> 00:32:14,747 ...will get the opportunity to live the life of a millionaire. 552 00:32:14,748 --> 00:32:17,205 For a week. Oh my, God! 553 00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:20,372 That lucky contestant will get big cars, exotic manors. 554 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,122 In short, all the luxuries.. 555 00:32:22,123 --> 00:32:24,080 ...which only a millionaire gets. 556 00:32:24,081 --> 00:32:25,830 Are you a millionaire? 557 00:32:25,831 --> 00:32:27,497 No way. I am a student. 558 00:32:27,498 --> 00:32:29,538 Would you like to be a millionaire? 559 00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:31,997 Of course, who wouldn't? 560 00:32:31,998 --> 00:32:36,998 Perfect. So you're selected on 'Kaun Banega Millionaire'. 561 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:41,122 Kumar, you're watching that rubbish TV show again. 562 00:32:41,123 --> 00:32:42,788 Quiet! 563 00:32:42,789 --> 00:32:46,080 Don't you dare call this show rubbish. 564 00:32:46,081 --> 00:32:48,788 I'm a big fan of this girl. 565 00:32:48,789 --> 00:32:50,913 Just watch. Some day this girl will choose us.. 566 00:32:50,914 --> 00:32:54,288 ...and make us a millionaire. 567 00:32:54,289 --> 00:32:57,455 Stop dreaming. Customers are waiting. 568 00:32:57,456 --> 00:33:00,497 If you don't start making 'Parathas' soon.. 569 00:33:00,498 --> 00:33:05,498 ...then we'll certainly be out on the streets. 570 00:33:07,998 --> 00:33:09,747 Where's the flour? 571 00:33:09,748 --> 00:33:13,872 There's no flour. 572 00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:18,873 Where's the flour? Flour! Flour! 573 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:24,664 Flour! 574 00:33:45,998 --> 00:33:49,997 That day the customers ate 'Cocaine parathas'. 575 00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:53,997 Potato paratha, Cauliflower paratha, Radish paratha.. 576 00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:57,372 ...and with all that they got coke free. 577 00:33:57,373 --> 00:34:00,080 Wow, your 'parathas' are in a big demand today. 578 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,872 It's not me, it's this miraculous flour. 579 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,538 The flour was over. 580 00:34:03,539 --> 00:34:08,539 So I used the flour kept below in this jar. 581 00:34:09,956 --> 00:34:12,080 What happened? - What have you done? 582 00:34:12,081 --> 00:34:13,872 Why? - That wasn't flour. 583 00:34:13,873 --> 00:34:18,873 Then? - That was Bijlani's cocaine. 584 00:34:18,914 --> 00:34:22,538 You made cocaine parathas. 585 00:34:22,539 --> 00:34:27,539 Look. Look. 586 00:34:41,206 --> 00:34:43,288 Bijlani gave them electric shocks.. 587 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:46,955 ...and it completely ruined the chemical balance in their brain. 588 00:34:46,956 --> 00:34:48,247 Their mental age started reducing.. 589 00:34:48,248 --> 00:34:50,288 ...and became like children. 590 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,122 Oh, God! 591 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,080 Shocks. We're getting shocks. 592 00:34:54,081 --> 00:34:58,205 Whenever they see electric current, they get fits. 593 00:34:58,206 --> 00:35:00,497 You can say that, they had the body of a man.. 594 00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:03,163 ...but the brain of a kid. 595 00:35:03,164 --> 00:35:08,164 Poor guys. 596 00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:09,247 Good morning. 597 00:35:09,248 --> 00:35:11,122 No, it's good afternoon. 598 00:35:11,123 --> 00:35:13,163 It's lunchtime. 12 o'clock. 599 00:35:13,164 --> 00:35:17,913 Our clocks stopped ticking long back. 600 00:35:17,914 --> 00:35:19,455 12 o'clock? - Yes. 601 00:35:19,456 --> 00:35:21,080 Come on. Let's go. 602 00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:26,081 Come on. 603 00:35:43,831 --> 00:35:46,705 Why do you always take such a risk at lunchtime? 604 00:35:46,706 --> 00:35:51,122 If that warden catches us, he'll torture us to death. 605 00:35:51,123 --> 00:35:56,123 I am ready to endure every beating, every torture. 606 00:35:56,789 --> 00:36:00,163 Because she's worth it. 607 00:36:00,164 --> 00:36:01,830 I love her. 608 00:36:01,831 --> 00:36:04,788 If you love her then why don't you tell her? 609 00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:05,997 And what do I tell her? 610 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,080 Tell her.. 611 00:36:08,081 --> 00:36:09,455 We are caught! 612 00:36:09,456 --> 00:36:12,830 That you're a doctor for the insane and I am the king of the mad men. 613 00:36:12,831 --> 00:36:15,122 Let's fall madly in love. 614 00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:16,330 Right? Right? 615 00:36:16,331 --> 00:36:18,038 Don't feel shy. 616 00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:21,580 I say you jump over the wall and say it right now. 617 00:36:21,581 --> 00:36:23,622 I insist. 618 00:36:23,623 --> 00:36:24,747 Please. 619 00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:26,205 Or else you'll see my dead face. 620 00:36:26,206 --> 00:36:27,163 Go on. - Come on. 621 00:36:27,164 --> 00:36:29,122 Go on. - Thank you. 622 00:36:29,123 --> 00:36:32,997 Come on. - How dare you? 623 00:36:32,998 --> 00:36:35,247 Come down. Come down. 624 00:36:35,248 --> 00:36:37,622 If this was my uncle Hitler's Germany.. 625 00:36:37,623 --> 00:36:39,788 ...I would've put you two in a gas chamber.. 626 00:36:39,789 --> 00:36:43,913 ...and used my personal gas on you two. 627 00:36:43,914 --> 00:36:44,872 Mad fellows. 628 00:36:44,873 --> 00:36:46,913 We are not mad. 629 00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:48,830 We're just a little crazy. 630 00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:53,831 Catch them. 631 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:09,080 "We are spoilt, madcap barons." 632 00:37:09,081 --> 00:37:13,038 "Read us, for we are open books." 633 00:37:13,039 --> 00:37:17,080 "We are like bread as well as like butter." 634 00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:21,080 "We aren't insane, brother." 635 00:37:21,081 --> 00:37:25,122 "We've simply lost our minds." 636 00:37:25,123 --> 00:37:29,080 "We aren't insane, brother." 637 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:33,038 "We've simply lost our minds." 638 00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:37,038 "Seeing us gives rise to only this question." 639 00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:41,080 "Does the fish have a black spot or is the fish black?" 640 00:37:41,081 --> 00:37:45,080 "This is a mint that makes fake coins." 641 00:37:45,081 --> 00:37:49,080 "We aren't insane, brother." 642 00:37:49,081 --> 00:37:53,122 "We've simply lost our minds." 643 00:37:53,123 --> 00:37:57,038 "We aren't insane, brother." 644 00:37:57,039 --> 00:38:02,039 "We've simply lost our minds." 645 00:38:17,706 --> 00:38:21,705 "We became notorious, we became eminent too." 646 00:38:21,706 --> 00:38:25,705 "From our dear ones we are alienated, alienated, alienated." 647 00:38:25,706 --> 00:38:29,663 "Our hearts were murdered, and tortured too." 648 00:38:29,664 --> 00:38:34,664 "Grief has crushed us, crushed us, crushed us." 649 00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:38,663 "Oh, my partner. Oh my partner." 650 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:43,664 "Oh my partner, a rose has bloomed in my barren garden on seeing you." 651 00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:51,163 "We aren't insane, brother." 652 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:55,163 "We've simply lost our minds." 653 00:38:55,164 --> 00:38:59,122 "We aren't insane, brother." 654 00:38:59,123 --> 00:39:04,123 "We've simply lost our minds." 655 00:39:25,623 --> 00:39:26,830 Excuse me. 656 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:28,663 Why are you showing us this bone? 657 00:39:28,664 --> 00:39:30,413 And why have we been kept in this mental asylum? 658 00:39:30,414 --> 00:39:31,788 And in strait jackets. 659 00:39:31,789 --> 00:39:33,038 Do we look insane? 660 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,330 Sir.. - Do you know who I am? 661 00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:35,538 I am Ashok Singhania. 662 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,205 If these strait jackets aren't taken off immediately.. 663 00:39:38,206 --> 00:39:41,122 ...I'll sue you and your mental institution for Millions of Pounds. 664 00:39:41,123 --> 00:39:41,788 Yes. 665 00:39:41,789 --> 00:39:43,538 Please calm down. - No, you calm down. 666 00:39:43,539 --> 00:39:44,788 Untie us immediately. 667 00:39:44,789 --> 00:39:45,705 Fine. Ward-boy, take them away. 668 00:39:45,706 --> 00:39:47,038 What ward-boy. - Take them away. 669 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:49,913 Okay, one second. One second. 670 00:39:49,914 --> 00:39:51,622 We're calm, okay. See. 671 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,122 Alright. - Please release them. 672 00:39:53,123 --> 00:39:56,580 Fast - Thank you. 673 00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:59,580 Let's talk like civilized people. 674 00:39:59,581 --> 00:40:03,872 I'll just ask you some questions. 675 00:40:03,873 --> 00:40:05,663 Can we start? 676 00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:06,830 Yes. 677 00:40:06,831 --> 00:40:09,205 What's the last thing you two remember? 678 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:10,997 Yesterday we were in a board meeting. - Yes. 679 00:40:10,998 --> 00:40:12,663 I was presenting something. 680 00:40:12,664 --> 00:40:17,664 And then.. 681 00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:19,913 After that we opened our eyes and.. 682 00:40:19,914 --> 00:40:22,122 We were here. In the mental asylum. 683 00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:23,705 In strait jackets. 684 00:40:23,706 --> 00:40:25,747 Amazing. 685 00:40:25,748 --> 00:40:30,748 Temporary memory loss. 686 00:40:32,414 --> 00:40:34,747 Patients don't remember when they turned into dogs. 687 00:40:34,748 --> 00:40:35,872 I just.. 688 00:40:35,873 --> 00:40:37,205 I am sorry, what did you say? 689 00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:40,205 When you turned into dogs? 690 00:40:40,206 --> 00:40:41,913 Dogs? 'Dogs. 691 00:40:41,914 --> 00:40:43,122 Dogs! 692 00:40:43,123 --> 00:40:44,247 What rubbish are you talking? 693 00:40:44,248 --> 00:40:46,955 I am serious. Yesterday, you two were behaving like dogs. 694 00:40:46,956 --> 00:40:49,080 Oh God. - She called us dogs again. 695 00:40:49,081 --> 00:40:51,580 If we're dogs then..you're a cat. 696 00:40:51,581 --> 00:40:54,247 You're a lizard. - You're a 'Chamgadad'. 697 00:40:54,248 --> 00:40:56,788 What's a 'Chamgadad'? - It's a bat 698 00:40:56,789 --> 00:40:58,580 "Batman." 699 00:40:58,581 --> 00:40:59,247 Yeah! 700 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:02,413 You're a 'Gamchadad'. - That's 'Chamgadad'. 701 00:41:02,414 --> 00:41:04,830 Yes, whatever. You're that too. You're the entire zoo. 702 00:41:04,831 --> 00:41:06,413 Ward-boy, take them both away. - Okay, no. 703 00:41:06,414 --> 00:41:08,788 Listen, listen. Sorry. 704 00:41:08,789 --> 00:41:10,497 We're calm. We're okay. 705 00:41:10,498 --> 00:41:13,872 Ma'am, I think they need some water. 706 00:41:13,873 --> 00:41:17,205 Yeah, please give them. 707 00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:22,206 Drink some water. 708 00:41:26,748 --> 00:41:29,122 Look, doctor. 709 00:41:29,123 --> 00:41:30,913 We're telling you for the last time. 710 00:41:30,914 --> 00:41:32,455 Politely. 711 00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:37,456 We're not dogs. 712 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:21,163 Stop them. 713 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:26,164 Close the gates. Stop them. 714 00:42:26,498 --> 00:42:31,498 Let me go. 715 00:42:49,456 --> 00:42:52,830 Inspector, this is public harassment. 716 00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:54,872 Your dog sniffed my entire car. 717 00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:57,997 He even peed on my backseat. But he didn't find any drugs. 718 00:42:57,998 --> 00:42:59,497 Now can I go please? 719 00:42:59,498 --> 00:43:00,705 Alright, you can go. 720 00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:05,706 Thank you. Thank you. 721 00:43:10,123 --> 00:43:12,080 Ashok, Kumar, why are you two.. 722 00:43:12,081 --> 00:43:14,622 ...barking and sniffing like a dog? 723 00:43:14,623 --> 00:43:18,330 Why are you barking on me? lam Karan T Bijlani. 724 00:43:18,331 --> 00:43:20,997 What are you looking for inside? 725 00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:25,998 What are you sniffing for? 726 00:43:26,039 --> 00:43:27,955 Drugs! 727 00:43:27,956 --> 00:43:30,872 Officer, these drugs aren't mine. - Well done. 728 00:43:30,873 --> 00:43:32,788 This isn't my car either. 729 00:43:32,789 --> 00:43:34,538 I came in a taxi. 730 00:43:34,539 --> 00:43:37,872 Let's go. 731 00:43:37,873 --> 00:43:42,873 Ashok and Kumar, I won't spare you two? 732 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:05,788 Oh my, God! 733 00:44:05,789 --> 00:44:08,205 How could we make such a big mistake, Shivani? 734 00:44:08,206 --> 00:44:10,497 Sir, Ashok and Kumar were telling the truth. 735 00:44:10,498 --> 00:44:12,372 They've been conspired against. 736 00:44:12,373 --> 00:44:14,247 Someone wants to make them insane. 737 00:44:14,248 --> 00:44:16,288 That's why our ward-boy was drugging them. 738 00:44:16,289 --> 00:44:18,080 And what did the ward-boy say.. 739 00:44:18,081 --> 00:44:19,705 ...when you confronted him? 740 00:44:19,706 --> 00:44:21,955 Sir, he isn't saying a thing. 741 00:44:21,956 --> 00:44:23,747 We should call the police. - Police? 742 00:44:23,748 --> 00:44:25,080 No, no, no, Shivani. 743 00:44:25,081 --> 00:44:26,830 Look, we can deal with the ward-boy later. 744 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,580 But if we go to the police.. 745 00:44:28,581 --> 00:44:31,455 ...then Ashok Singhania will sue us. He'll shut down this hospital. 746 00:44:31,456 --> 00:44:33,122 Yeah! - Let's do one thing. 747 00:44:33,123 --> 00:44:36,080 Tell Ashok and Kumar that they're being released.. 748 00:44:36,081 --> 00:44:37,913 ...because they are cured. 749 00:44:37,914 --> 00:44:38,955 They are cured. 750 00:44:38,956 --> 00:44:40,538 And don't listen to them at all. 751 00:44:40,539 --> 00:44:42,747 Just get them out of here anyway. 752 00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:45,663 In fact, release them right now. - Not now, sir. 753 00:44:45,664 --> 00:44:48,163 They are still dogs. They will bite me. 754 00:44:48,164 --> 00:44:51,455 In the morning when they turn back into humans I will let them go. 755 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:55,330 Okay. 756 00:44:55,331 --> 00:44:56,955 It's empty- 757 00:44:56,956 --> 00:44:58,538 Where's my doctor? 758 00:44:58,539 --> 00:45:00,247 Doesn't she come during lunchtime? 759 00:45:00,248 --> 00:45:02,622 Today is Valentine's Day. 760 00:45:02,623 --> 00:45:03,955 I've brought a gift for her. 761 00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:06,288 An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 762 00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:08,580 Nobody can keep her away from me, okay. 763 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,163 I'm going over to Ward-A. 764 00:45:10,164 --> 00:45:13,163 I'll see her face to face and give her this gift. 765 00:45:13,164 --> 00:45:14,538 You come along too. 766 00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:15,872 It will only take a minute. 767 00:45:15,873 --> 00:45:18,538 We'll just go there, give her the gift and come back. 768 00:45:18,539 --> 00:45:20,872 Okay? 769 00:45:20,873 --> 00:45:22,038 Only two minutes. 770 00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:27,039 Two minutes. Come on! 771 00:45:30,831 --> 00:45:34,038 Come on. 772 00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:36,663 Ashok, just calm down. - What calm down? 773 00:45:36,664 --> 00:45:38,872 Thank God you're discharging us today. 774 00:45:38,873 --> 00:45:41,580 Otherwise my lawyers would've shutdown this institution forever. 775 00:45:41,581 --> 00:45:43,747 Forget it, we're going out anyway. 776 00:45:43,748 --> 00:45:46,830 Come, sir. Please come, sir. 777 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:50,497 Wait here for a while, I'll get your discharge papers. 778 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,997 What papers? 779 00:45:51,998 --> 00:45:53,872 Listen, you release us immediately. 780 00:45:53,873 --> 00:45:55,663 Sir. - Enough is enough. 781 00:45:55,664 --> 00:45:57,372 Sir, paperwork is important. 782 00:45:57,373 --> 00:45:58,997 It will only take a while. 783 00:45:58,998 --> 00:46:00,163 Ward-boy. - Yes, ma'am. 784 00:46:00,164 --> 00:46:02,247 Please get Mr. Ashok and Mr. Kumar's clothes. 785 00:46:02,248 --> 00:46:04,497 Sir, please wait for a while I'll be right back. 786 00:46:04,498 --> 00:46:07,205 Please hurry up. - Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. 787 00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:08,413 Sit. 788 00:46:08,414 --> 00:46:11,163 Sit. 789 00:46:11,164 --> 00:46:16,164 No, no. 790 00:46:18,706 --> 00:46:21,163 Sir. Sir. Sir. 791 00:46:21,164 --> 00:46:22,038 What? 792 00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:25,747 Ashok and Kumarjumped into Ward A. 793 00:46:25,748 --> 00:46:29,122 Oh God, why are You so kind to me? 794 00:46:29,123 --> 00:46:31,413 Thanks. Come on. 795 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,705 She's taking so long for the paperwork. 796 00:46:33,706 --> 00:46:35,830 Relax, she will be here. - What relax? 797 00:46:35,831 --> 00:46:38,080 I want to go home. - Fine. 798 00:46:38,081 --> 00:46:39,205 Let's have coffee. 799 00:46:39,206 --> 00:46:40,288 I don't want coffee. 800 00:46:40,289 --> 00:46:41,663 Come on. - I don't want coffee. 801 00:46:41,664 --> 00:46:43,913 She will be back by then, let's have coffee. 802 00:46:43,914 --> 00:46:46,663 She will be back by then. 803 00:46:46,664 --> 00:46:48,913 Okay. 804 00:46:48,914 --> 00:46:53,914 Two lattes please. - Sure. 805 00:47:04,206 --> 00:47:05,163 Here are your clothes. 806 00:47:05,164 --> 00:47:06,288 Clothes. 807 00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:07,455 We aren't naked. 808 00:47:07,456 --> 00:47:09,080 We're wearing clothes. 809 00:47:09,081 --> 00:47:11,163 Dr. Shivani asked me to give it to you two. 810 00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:14,497 Dr. Shivani. Then we'll definitely wear them. 811 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:19,498 Go and change in the toilet. 812 00:47:22,831 --> 00:47:27,831 Let's go out and drink. - Good idea. 813 00:47:29,664 --> 00:47:31,038 Don't get furious. 814 00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:32,705 Look, we'll soon be released. 815 00:47:32,706 --> 00:47:35,205 Let's just enjoy this weather and this lovely coffee 816 00:47:35,206 --> 00:47:40,206 Okay. 817 00:47:44,456 --> 00:47:49,456 "Today's Weather.." 818 00:47:51,789 --> 00:47:55,288 "Today's Weather.." 819 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,580 Lovely day for a coffee, right. 820 00:47:57,581 --> 00:48:00,247 Actually, this isn't coffee, it's latte. 821 00:48:00,248 --> 00:48:02,205 Ah, Latte. 822 00:48:02,206 --> 00:48:03,497 Latein (kicks). 823 00:48:03,498 --> 00:48:08,455 But you don't drink "Latein", you endure it. 824 00:48:08,456 --> 00:48:10,997 Crossed over to ward A, 825 00:48:10,998 --> 00:48:12,580 Look, we aren't mad. 826 00:48:12,581 --> 00:48:15,413 Yes, yes, you aren't mad. You're just a little crazy. 827 00:48:15,414 --> 00:48:16,997 Grab them. Come on. 828 00:48:16,998 --> 00:48:19,497 Let go. Let me go. 829 00:48:19,498 --> 00:48:24,498 Let us go. 830 00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:46,247 Happy Valentine's Day. 831 00:48:46,248 --> 00:48:50,663 Thank you! 832 00:48:50,664 --> 00:48:55,330 You look more beautiful up close. 833 00:48:55,331 --> 00:48:57,788 She looks like Angelina Jolie from this close. 834 00:48:57,789 --> 00:49:02,497 I guess they aren't completely sane yet. 835 00:49:02,498 --> 00:49:03,872 Shall we go? 836 00:49:03,873 --> 00:49:04,747 Where 837 00:49:04,748 --> 00:49:07,413 Come with me, Come with me, please. 838 00:49:07,414 --> 00:49:08,372 Come on. 839 00:49:08,373 --> 00:49:13,373 Please come, please. 840 00:49:13,914 --> 00:49:16,455 Open the gate please. 841 00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:19,372 Why did you bring us to the gate? 842 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:22,747 Because.. the road's on the other side of the main gate. 843 00:49:22,748 --> 00:49:25,247 And today is Valentine's Day. 844 00:49:25,248 --> 00:49:27,372 So on this occasion you two are being released. 845 00:49:27,373 --> 00:49:29,205 Here are your release papers. 846 00:49:29,206 --> 00:49:31,663 Thank you. - Good bye. 847 00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:32,997 What happened, Mr. Ashok? 848 00:49:32,998 --> 00:49:37,747 I hate goodbyes. 849 00:49:37,748 --> 00:49:41,038 Goodbye hug! 850 00:49:41,039 --> 00:49:42,288 Okay. 851 00:49:42,289 --> 00:49:43,913 Don't go! Don't go! Don't go! 852 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,747 Mr. Ashok, you're leaving not me. 853 00:49:47,748 --> 00:49:49,122 Goodbye. - Doctor. 854 00:49:49,123 --> 00:49:50,788 What now? - Goodbye kiss. 855 00:49:50,789 --> 00:49:52,205 Goodbye. Goodbye. 856 00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:54,663 Come on, at least we don't have to.. 857 00:49:54,664 --> 00:49:57,372 ...see that oaf Yamraj's face again. 858 00:49:57,373 --> 00:50:00,163 If there's hell anywhere on earth. 859 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:01,497 Then it's right here. 860 00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:05,080 Its right here. Right here. 861 00:50:05,081 --> 00:50:08,122 The way I am going to torture you two today.. 862 00:50:08,123 --> 00:50:13,123 ...will be so terrible, that my Master.. 863 00:50:14,164 --> 00:50:19,164 ...Jambo ldi Amin, Saddam, Achtung Hitler. 864 00:50:22,081 --> 00:50:27,081 Gadaffi and chicken hakka noodle Kim Jong.. 865 00:50:27,123 --> 00:50:32,123 ...would give me a gold medal for torture. 866 00:50:37,664 --> 00:50:41,830 Now I am going to show you. 867 00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:46,831 Sajid Khan's 'Himmatwala'. 868 00:51:02,539 --> 00:51:07,539 Ashok. Kumar. 869 00:51:11,748 --> 00:51:16,748 Ashok. 870 00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:19,497 Kumar. So good to see you guys. 871 00:51:19,498 --> 00:51:22,080 I was on my way to the mental asylum to see you. 872 00:51:22,081 --> 00:51:25,080 But what are you to doing here. 873 00:51:25,081 --> 00:51:30,081 Today is Valentine's Day, so I've been discharged. 874 00:51:30,456 --> 00:51:32,413 Of course, they had to. 875 00:51:32,414 --> 00:51:33,663 You two aren't mad. 876 00:51:33,664 --> 00:51:36,622 We've been trying to say that for so long. 877 00:51:36,623 --> 00:51:38,038 We're just a little crazy. 878 00:51:38,039 --> 00:51:42,413 Ashok, why are you talking like this? 879 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:45,663 And Kumar, why are you staring at me? 880 00:51:45,664 --> 00:51:47,455 Oh my God. 881 00:51:47,456 --> 00:51:50,747 Aren't you Shanaya, from the reality show? 882 00:51:50,748 --> 00:51:53,705 She's Shanaya. - Your Shanaya. 883 00:51:53,706 --> 00:51:57,080 Madam. Madam. He's a big fan. 884 00:51:57,081 --> 00:52:00,580 I guess they aren't completely sane yet. 885 00:52:00,581 --> 00:52:02,580 Poor things. 886 00:52:02,581 --> 00:52:05,747 Look, I feel you two need some rest. 887 00:52:05,748 --> 00:52:07,080 Shall we go? - Where? 888 00:52:07,081 --> 00:52:08,413 Home. 889 00:52:08,414 --> 00:52:09,538 I get it. 890 00:52:09,539 --> 00:52:12,247 Now you'll take us to a big house, won't you? 891 00:52:12,248 --> 00:52:14,080 No, it's a mansion. 892 00:52:14,081 --> 00:52:15,705 Your mansion. Shall we go? 893 00:52:15,706 --> 00:52:16,872 Driver. 894 00:52:16,873 --> 00:52:21,873 Mansion. 895 00:52:22,789 --> 00:52:25,788 Why are we dancing? - You fool. 896 00:52:25,789 --> 00:52:29,122 We're on a reality show. 'Kaun Banega Millionare... 897 00:52:29,123 --> 00:52:31,955 And this Shanaya picks any common man.. 898 00:52:31,956 --> 00:52:33,622 ...and makes them rich. 899 00:52:33,623 --> 00:52:35,913 And this time you've been chosen. 900 00:52:35,914 --> 00:52:38,872 You also got a mansion. 901 00:52:38,873 --> 00:52:41,663 Shall we go? - Yes, let's go. 902 00:52:41,664 --> 00:52:43,288 Come on.. come on.. 903 00:52:43,289 --> 00:52:45,580 Mansion! 904 00:52:45,581 --> 00:52:49,163 Albert, shanaya messaged that Ashok and Kumar are coming home. 905 00:52:49,164 --> 00:52:50,622 And you're drinking. 906 00:52:50,623 --> 00:52:52,705 I've told you a thousand times not to drink during work hours. 907 00:52:52,706 --> 00:52:54,288 Haven't I? - Yes. 908 00:52:54,289 --> 00:52:56,913 If I catch you drinking during duty hours I will fire you. 909 00:52:56,914 --> 00:52:59,080 It won't happen again. 910 00:52:59,081 --> 00:53:02,455 Crazy fellow. 911 00:53:02,456 --> 00:53:05,288 I'll take the label off the bottle. 912 00:53:05,289 --> 00:53:10,289 No one will know whether it's vodka or water. 913 00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:19,288 And then I kicked him. 914 00:53:19,289 --> 00:53:24,289 And he fell down.. 915 00:53:31,664 --> 00:53:33,455 Welcome home. 916 00:53:33,456 --> 00:53:34,913 What a house. 917 00:53:34,914 --> 00:53:36,955 Dumbo, this is not a real house. 918 00:53:36,956 --> 00:53:37,955 It's a set. 919 00:53:37,956 --> 00:53:39,830 Take a peek at the back, I'm sure it's hoisted with bamboos. 920 00:53:39,831 --> 00:53:42,413 Come on. 921 00:53:42,414 --> 00:53:44,705 But what kind of a reality show is this? 922 00:53:44,706 --> 00:53:46,705 I don't see any cameras. 923 00:53:46,706 --> 00:53:48,705 Do you see cameras in Big Boss? 924 00:53:48,706 --> 00:53:49,580 No,fight 925 00:53:49,581 --> 00:53:53,955 This is in the same format. Hidden cameras. 926 00:53:53,956 --> 00:53:55,580 And these servants. 927 00:53:55,581 --> 00:53:59,163 They've been hired, per-day artist. 928 00:53:59,164 --> 00:54:01,622 And who's the one that's walking towards us. 929 00:54:01,623 --> 00:54:03,372 Her? That's the supporting actor. 930 00:54:03,373 --> 00:54:05,622 Now just act like a millionaire, okay. 931 00:54:05,623 --> 00:54:06,538 Okay, okay. 932 00:54:06,539 --> 00:54:09,038 Welcome, sir. It's so good to have you back. 933 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,413 Hello young lady. 934 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:16,414 Wow, that's Pran sir. Let's see you mimic Rajendra Nath. 935 00:54:18,414 --> 00:54:19,413 What a house. 936 00:54:19,414 --> 00:54:20,372 What a blouse. 937 00:54:20,373 --> 00:54:22,913 Do you have a spouse? 938 00:54:22,914 --> 00:54:25,955 Hey. Wow! 939 00:54:25,956 --> 00:54:28,330 Where are you going? 940 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:31,163 Sweety, did you miss me? 941 00:54:31,164 --> 00:54:33,163 I missed you so much. 942 00:54:33,164 --> 00:54:36,330 Pardon me, aunty, but I don't know Punjabi. 943 00:54:36,331 --> 00:54:40,288 Means I understand no Punjabi. 944 00:54:40,289 --> 00:54:41,538 Aunty! 945 00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:43,122 Ashok. 946 00:54:43,123 --> 00:54:45,663 Ashok, wait. 947 00:54:45,664 --> 00:54:49,205 Sandwiches. 948 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:51,580 Sir. Sir. 949 00:54:51,581 --> 00:54:53,622 Won't you meet your father? 950 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:54,788 Father? 951 00:54:54,789 --> 00:54:57,997 His father passed away years ago. - Oh my, God! 952 00:54:57,998 --> 00:54:59,330 Don't say that. 953 00:54:59,331 --> 00:55:01,455 He isn't dead..he's in coma. 954 00:55:01,456 --> 00:55:06,456 Coma. - Coma? 955 00:55:06,998 --> 00:55:11,998 Please excuse me. 956 00:55:12,539 --> 00:55:15,330 There's a 'father in coma' angle in play here. 957 00:55:15,331 --> 00:55:17,538 Wow! Why? 958 00:55:17,539 --> 00:55:18,997 For TRP! 959 00:55:18,998 --> 00:55:22,288 Women cry a lot seeing these things. 960 00:55:22,289 --> 00:55:23,497 I get it. 961 00:55:23,498 --> 00:55:25,205 So what do I do? 962 00:55:25,206 --> 00:55:27,747 Dumbo, if there's a father in coma.. 963 00:55:27,748 --> 00:55:30,205 ...then act like they do on daily soaps. 964 00:55:30,206 --> 00:55:31,080 You know. 965 00:55:31,081 --> 00:55:34,122 The highest TRP comes from Gujarat. 966 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:37,038 I get it. I get it. 967 00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:42,039 Wow. Where's papa? 968 00:55:43,414 --> 00:55:46,080 Papa! 969 00:55:46,081 --> 00:55:48,913 Papa! 970 00:55:48,914 --> 00:55:52,997 He's been in coma for six years. 971 00:55:52,998 --> 00:55:56,122 He's in coma for six years. 972 00:55:56,123 --> 00:56:01,123 I've wept buckets of tears in your memory. 973 00:56:01,206 --> 00:56:04,622 He's crying like a buffoon in his memory. 974 00:56:04,623 --> 00:56:08,622 Wake up, papa. Wake UP- 975 00:56:08,623 --> 00:56:13,497 Go jogging, papa. Go jogging. - What? 976 00:56:13,498 --> 00:56:16,997 A son is talking to his father. 977 00:56:16,998 --> 00:56:18,955 Will you please step outside? 978 00:56:18,956 --> 00:56:20,580 I beg you. - Okay, okay, come on. 979 00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:22,455 Please go out. 980 00:56:22,456 --> 00:56:25,955 Hey aunty..you too. 981 00:56:25,956 --> 00:56:30,288 Leave quickly. 982 00:56:30,289 --> 00:56:32,788 Papa. 983 00:56:32,789 --> 00:56:36,288 You're over acting too much. Get up. 984 00:56:36,289 --> 00:56:37,538 Uncle, get up. 985 00:56:37,539 --> 00:56:38,997 Get up. 986 00:56:38,998 --> 00:56:41,622 Uncle. - Uncle. 987 00:56:41,623 --> 00:56:43,913 Uncle. - Uncle. 988 00:56:43,914 --> 00:56:45,122 Uncle. 989 00:56:45,123 --> 00:56:47,163 What method acting, uncle? 990 00:56:47,164 --> 00:56:48,705 What's method acting? 991 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:50,830 Once you get in the skin of the character.. 992 00:56:50,831 --> 00:56:53,330 ...then you get out only after the end of the episode. 993 00:56:53,331 --> 00:56:54,747 Then will he lie down like that.. 994 00:56:54,748 --> 00:56:56,080 ...throughout the entire episode? - Yes. 995 00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:59,663 That's what he's paid for. 996 00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:01,663 Wow! Video games. 997 00:57:01,664 --> 00:57:06,664 Wow. 998 00:57:07,331 --> 00:57:09,080 Why isn't it working? 999 00:57:09,081 --> 00:57:10,247 It's broken. 1000 00:57:10,248 --> 00:57:13,330 It's not broken, there's a fault with the wiring. 1001 00:57:13,331 --> 00:57:18,331 Really? - Look. 1002 00:57:21,664 --> 00:57:25,913 Dumbo, this wire doesn't go here, it goes there. 1003 00:57:25,914 --> 00:57:27,747 It won't fit here. 1004 00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:32,748 It goes here, not there. 1005 00:57:48,956 --> 00:57:52,330 It doesn't go here. 1006 00:57:52,331 --> 00:57:57,247 It does. 1007 00:57:57,248 --> 00:58:00,913 Doesn't. 1008 00:58:00,914 --> 00:58:05,288 It does, put it. 1009 00:58:05,289 --> 00:58:10,289 The game's working. 1010 00:58:36,956 --> 00:58:41,956 I won! I won! I won! 1011 00:58:43,914 --> 00:58:44,872 Yes, Mishti. 1012 00:58:44,873 --> 00:58:48,205 Ashok and Kumar have been discharged from the mental asylum. 1013 00:58:48,206 --> 00:58:49,330 And they are at home. 1014 00:58:49,331 --> 00:58:50,580 What? 1015 00:58:50,581 --> 00:58:53,788 I mean..good. That's great news. 1016 00:58:53,789 --> 00:58:58,788 You look after them. I'll return tomorrow from Mauritius. 1017 00:58:58,789 --> 00:59:03,789 I'll see you guys then. - Okay, sir. 1018 00:59:04,373 --> 00:59:05,205 Hello. 1019 00:59:05,206 --> 00:59:08,622 You said you can keep them in the hospital for as long as you want. 1020 00:59:08,623 --> 00:59:09,705 Yes, I did. So? 1021 00:59:09,706 --> 00:59:11,455 So how were they released from the asylum? 1022 00:59:11,456 --> 00:59:12,247 What? 1023 00:59:12,248 --> 00:59:15,705 All rubbish talks. 1024 00:59:15,706 --> 00:59:18,038 Hold on, listen to me. 1025 00:59:18,039 --> 00:59:20,705 I'll go the asylum right now and find out how they were released. 1026 00:59:20,706 --> 00:59:25,706 Get them back in the asylum today! 1027 00:59:25,914 --> 00:59:30,288 How did they come out? 1028 00:59:30,289 --> 00:59:32,580 You've been at it for two hours. Hurry up. 1029 00:59:32,581 --> 00:59:33,872 Is your information correct? 1030 00:59:33,873 --> 00:59:37,080 Yes. I found out that there's a way out through the bathroom ceiling. 1031 00:59:37,081 --> 00:59:39,080 Hurry UP! 1032 00:59:39,081 --> 00:59:40,705 You already drank fifty glasses of water. 1033 00:59:40,706 --> 00:59:42,247 How much more do you need? 1034 00:59:42,248 --> 00:59:46,247 Let me concentrate. 1035 00:59:46,248 --> 00:59:49,413 Yes. 1036 00:59:49,414 --> 00:59:52,955 Come on. 1037 00:59:52,956 --> 00:59:56,580 Go. 1038 00:59:56,581 --> 01:00:01,581 Go.. go.. 1039 01:00:07,998 --> 01:00:12,998 Come on. 1040 01:00:14,581 --> 01:00:15,705 What are you doing? 1041 01:00:15,706 --> 01:00:20,205 I've got to pee. 1042 01:00:20,206 --> 01:00:21,788 If the warden catches us he'll kill us. 1043 01:00:21,789 --> 01:00:26,789 Hurry up. - I know, but..I'm coming. 1044 01:00:27,789 --> 01:00:29,622 I can't believe you, hurry up. 1045 01:00:29,623 --> 01:00:31,205 I had fifty glasses of water. 1046 01:00:31,206 --> 01:00:32,580 We'll be caught. 1047 01:00:32,581 --> 01:00:34,830 I am coming. 1048 01:00:34,831 --> 01:00:36,663 Chit-chat in the bathroom. 1049 01:00:36,664 --> 01:00:41,664 Caught you! 1050 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,205 I haven't finished yet. 1051 01:01:09,206 --> 01:01:10,747 I can't control it. 1052 01:01:10,748 --> 01:01:15,748 No, no. 1053 01:01:41,206 --> 01:01:46,206 No. 1054 01:01:55,748 --> 01:02:00,748 Control. Control. 1055 01:02:17,789 --> 01:02:19,288 Done. Done. 1056 01:02:19,289 --> 01:02:20,247 Yuck! 1057 01:02:20,248 --> 01:02:21,538 What's wrong, baby! 1058 01:02:21,539 --> 01:02:23,622 We gave an off to all the servants.. 1059 01:02:23,623 --> 01:02:26,872 ...and prepared this special Valentines dinner for you. 1060 01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:30,288 And we thought chicken ala-Keev is your favorite. 1061 01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:32,497 Our favorite is potato 'Paratha'. 1062 01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:34,288 Potato 'Paratha'? 1063 01:02:34,289 --> 01:02:37,413 But we don't know how to make it. 1064 01:02:37,414 --> 01:02:39,955 So what? We'll make it. 1065 01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:41,830 When did you two start making potato 'Parathas'? 1066 01:02:41,831 --> 01:02:46,831 Madam, there are just two things famous in this world. 1067 01:02:52,248 --> 01:02:57,248 Wow! 1068 01:03:03,539 --> 01:03:06,205 Only two! 1069 01:03:06,206 --> 01:03:11,206 Bruce Lee's karate. 1070 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:19,373 And Ashok-Kumar's Parathe. 1071 01:03:23,289 --> 01:03:26,163 Where's your kitchen? 1072 01:03:26,164 --> 01:03:27,330 Where is it? 1073 01:03:27,331 --> 01:03:28,830 First take flour. 1074 01:03:28,831 --> 01:03:30,913 Flour! Flour! 1075 01:03:30,914 --> 01:03:32,747 Next add lots of water. 1076 01:03:32,748 --> 01:03:35,413 Water. Water. Water. Water. 1077 01:03:35,414 --> 01:03:37,038 Water. 1078 01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:40,205 Water. 1079 01:03:40,206 --> 01:03:45,206 Vodka in pancake 1080 01:03:52,706 --> 01:03:53,955 That was great. 1081 01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:57,330 Buddy, sometimes you make the most amazing parathas. 1082 01:03:57,331 --> 01:04:02,331 I never had such parathas in my life before. 1083 01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:16,248 I can see two Ashoks. 1084 01:04:20,831 --> 01:04:24,247 Even I can see two Kumars. 1085 01:04:24,248 --> 01:04:25,955 Come here. 1086 01:04:25,956 --> 01:04:30,956 Come here. 1087 01:04:31,498 --> 01:04:34,497 Valentine's dinner is over. 1088 01:04:34,498 --> 01:04:37,705 Now let's do what's done on Valentine's. 1089 01:04:37,706 --> 01:04:39,705 No, no. - Why? 1090 01:04:39,706 --> 01:04:41,872 We need to go for a morning walk after dinner. 1091 01:04:41,873 --> 01:04:43,663 No, no. - Kumar. 1092 01:04:43,664 --> 01:04:44,997 Kumar. 1093 01:04:44,998 --> 01:04:46,663 Don't go. 1094 01:04:46,664 --> 01:04:48,330 Come on. 1095 01:04:48,331 --> 01:04:49,788 Stick one there. 1096 01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:51,705 Come on, stick it up there. 1097 01:04:51,706 --> 01:04:52,830 There as well. 1098 01:04:52,831 --> 01:04:54,913 Put one on the sky and on the ground too. 1099 01:04:54,914 --> 01:04:57,788 Let's see how they escape.. 1100 01:04:57,789 --> 01:05:02,789 Car..in my area? 1101 01:05:03,831 --> 01:05:05,247 Excuse me. 1102 01:05:05,248 --> 01:05:07,372 Why are Ashok and Kumar's posters being put up everywhere? 1103 01:05:07,373 --> 01:05:10,372 Because these two dogs fled from this asylum. 1104 01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:13,622 Fled? 1105 01:05:13,623 --> 01:05:14,705 You mean they haven't been discharged. 1106 01:05:14,706 --> 01:05:16,997 I would never release them. 1107 01:05:16,998 --> 01:05:17,872 But who are you? 1108 01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:21,205 They were admitted in this asylum after my diagnosis. 1109 01:05:21,206 --> 01:05:22,330 I am Dr. Khan. 1110 01:05:22,331 --> 01:05:23,705 Doctor? 1111 01:05:23,706 --> 01:05:28,706 You look more like a protein shake model. 1112 01:05:29,456 --> 01:05:30,955 I know where these two are hiding? 1113 01:05:30,956 --> 01:05:32,913 Really? 1114 01:05:32,914 --> 01:05:35,622 If you tell me where they are hiding.. 1115 01:05:35,623 --> 01:05:37,330 ...I'll make your nights colorful. 1116 01:05:37,331 --> 01:05:38,122 What do you mean? 1117 01:05:38,123 --> 01:05:41,538 I mean..I'll gift you colorful lamps. 1118 01:05:41,539 --> 01:05:43,205 Okay? 1119 01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,497 Don't get ideas, mister. 1120 01:05:45,498 --> 01:05:48,955 I know young men like you. 1121 01:05:48,956 --> 01:05:49,872 Then listen. - Yes. 1122 01:05:49,873 --> 01:05:51,622 But from a distance. 1123 01:05:51,623 --> 01:05:56,623 Then speak louder..but in my ears. 1124 01:06:01,373 --> 01:06:03,997 George. 1125 01:06:03,998 --> 01:06:06,330 Albert. 1126 01:06:06,331 --> 01:06:08,247 Stella. 1127 01:06:08,248 --> 01:06:09,830 Where's everyone? 1128 01:06:09,831 --> 01:06:11,205 Forget it. 1129 01:06:11,206 --> 01:06:13,872 Parathe. 1130 01:06:13,873 --> 01:06:18,205 I guess your staff was having a paratha party in your absence. 1131 01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:20,038 I am hungry. 1132 01:06:20,039 --> 01:06:21,330 I am eating these parathas. 1133 01:06:21,331 --> 01:06:25,872 Me too. 1134 01:06:25,873 --> 01:06:30,873 Sweaty-pie, don't stay so far from me. 1135 01:06:31,623 --> 01:06:32,997 Wait. Wait. 1136 01:06:32,998 --> 01:06:35,497 We'll go change. 1137 01:06:35,498 --> 01:06:37,580 Night-suit. Night-suit. Night-suit. 1138 01:06:37,581 --> 01:06:42,581 Change later. 1139 01:06:54,164 --> 01:06:56,163 What kind of a staff do you have.. 1140 01:06:56,164 --> 01:06:59,080 ...and what type of parathas did they make? 1141 01:06:59,081 --> 01:07:02,122 It's making my head spin. 1142 01:07:02,123 --> 01:07:03,663 They're my staff. 1143 01:07:03,664 --> 01:07:06,830 They're excused. 1144 01:07:06,831 --> 01:07:11,831 Must be some spice which they added. 1145 01:07:12,039 --> 01:07:14,205 My head's spinning too. 1146 01:07:14,206 --> 01:07:19,206 Let's go sleep. 1147 01:07:20,581 --> 01:07:22,830 Let's go change first. 1148 01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:27,831 Come with me. Follow me. 1149 01:08:53,914 --> 01:08:58,914 Why are you taking so long? 1150 01:09:04,956 --> 01:09:08,497 Earlier we could see two of them. 1151 01:09:08,498 --> 01:09:11,872 Now I can see four. 1152 01:09:11,873 --> 01:09:16,288 And in different color night suits. 1153 01:09:16,289 --> 01:09:17,913 Shanaya. 1154 01:09:17,914 --> 01:09:21,038 Mishti. 1155 01:09:21,039 --> 01:09:26,039 Oh, baby. - Come here, baby. 1156 01:09:43,414 --> 01:09:47,830 "Your attitude is intoxicating to me." 1157 01:09:47,831 --> 01:09:52,122 "Your heart is my address." 1158 01:09:52,123 --> 01:09:56,622 "I am feeling naughty, listen to my heart." 1159 01:09:56,623 --> 01:10:01,038 "I'm so crazy for you, baby. Don't you break my heart." 1160 01:10:01,039 --> 01:10:06,039 "Lest our night together gets destroyed." 1161 01:10:32,081 --> 01:10:34,372 "You have checked into my heart." 1162 01:10:34,373 --> 01:10:36,580 "Everything is set between us now." 1163 01:10:36,581 --> 01:10:38,747 "This is the breaking news on TV." 1164 01:10:38,748 --> 01:10:42,747 "This is the breaking news on TV." 1165 01:10:42,748 --> 01:10:47,247 "I am lost and you are lost." 1166 01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:51,705 "Your heart is my address." 1167 01:10:51,706 --> 01:10:56,080 "All my dreams are full of you." 1168 01:10:56,081 --> 01:11:00,538 "I'm so crazy for you, baby. Don't you break my heart." 1169 01:11:00,539 --> 01:11:05,539 "Lest our night together gets destroyed." 1170 01:11:31,581 --> 01:11:33,788 "Baby, you are in my dreams." 1171 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:36,038 "Baby, you know how I'm so hung on you." 1172 01:11:36,039 --> 01:11:38,247 "Baby, now you tell me what to do." 1173 01:11:38,248 --> 01:11:42,330 "Baby, now you tell me.. Tell me what to do." 1174 01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:46,747 "You tell me what you want." 1175 01:11:46,748 --> 01:11:51,122 "Your heart is my address." 1176 01:11:51,123 --> 01:11:55,538 "I want you to say this like you mean it, baby." 1177 01:11:55,539 --> 01:11:59,955 "I'm so crazy for you, baby. Don't you break my heart." 1178 01:11:59,956 --> 01:12:04,956 "Lest our night together gets destroyed." 1179 01:12:31,331 --> 01:12:33,163 Yes, Ayesha. 1180 01:12:33,164 --> 01:12:34,580 What? 1181 01:12:34,581 --> 01:12:37,955 The channel head's coming here to meet me. 1182 01:12:37,956 --> 01:12:39,372 Oh my, God! 1183 01:12:39,373 --> 01:12:41,497 I think I am going to get an extension of my show. 1184 01:12:41,498 --> 01:12:46,498 Thanks for letting me know. Okay, I'll go get ready. Bye. 1185 01:12:47,248 --> 01:12:50,788 The reality show's channel head's coming here. 1186 01:12:50,789 --> 01:12:52,288 The owner of this channel.. 1187 01:12:52,289 --> 01:12:55,288 ...which hosts our reality show is coming here. 1188 01:12:55,289 --> 01:12:56,747 So?-So? 1189 01:12:56,748 --> 01:13:01,288 We'll please him and he'll make us win this show. 1190 01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:05,205 But how will we please him? 1191 01:13:05,206 --> 01:13:06,497 Idea! 1192 01:13:06,498 --> 01:13:07,997 My grandmother used to say.. 1193 01:13:07,998 --> 01:13:12,998 ...If you want to please someone then butter him up. 1194 01:13:13,164 --> 01:13:14,913 Look. 1195 01:13:14,914 --> 01:13:16,455 I guess that's him. 1196 01:13:16,456 --> 01:13:18,747 Sir. 1197 01:13:18,748 --> 01:13:20,788 Sir. 1198 01:13:20,789 --> 01:13:22,997 These two are still here? 1199 01:13:22,998 --> 01:13:26,747 Stupid Khan couldn't do a simple job. 1200 01:13:26,748 --> 01:13:29,372 Ashok. Kumar. 1201 01:13:29,373 --> 01:13:30,705 Sir. Come, sir. - You two.. 1202 01:13:30,706 --> 01:13:32,455 Come. Come, sir. Sit. 1203 01:13:32,456 --> 01:13:33,913 Come, sir. Sit. 1204 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:35,705 Sir, you're so handsome. 1205 01:13:35,706 --> 01:13:37,580 What a suit, sir. Sir, shoulder massage? 1206 01:13:37,581 --> 01:13:39,622 Sir, head massage? 1207 01:13:39,623 --> 01:13:41,997 What sir? 1208 01:13:41,998 --> 01:13:45,205 Ashok. Kumar. Are you two alright? 1209 01:13:45,206 --> 01:13:47,413 We're absolutely fine, sir. 1210 01:13:47,414 --> 01:13:50,997 Sir, your reality show 'Kaun Banega Millionaire'.. 1211 01:13:50,998 --> 01:13:53,038 ...Is just fantastic. 1212 01:13:53,039 --> 01:13:54,663 Reality show? 1213 01:13:54,664 --> 01:13:57,330 Ashok. Kumar. 1214 01:13:57,331 --> 01:13:59,955 You do know who I am? - Of course, sir. 1215 01:13:59,956 --> 01:14:01,830 Everyone knows who you are. 1216 01:14:01,831 --> 01:14:04,122 You're the owner of Channel 9. 1217 01:14:04,123 --> 01:14:05,997 When Shivani released us from the asylum.. 1218 01:14:05,998 --> 01:14:10,663 ...and Shanaya chose us as participants we knew.. 1219 01:14:10,664 --> 01:14:13,997 That our luck's going to change. 1220 01:14:13,998 --> 01:14:17,705 Our luck's going to change. 1221 01:14:17,706 --> 01:14:20,038 We can dance too, sir. 1222 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:22,372 See, we're such good contestants. 1223 01:14:22,373 --> 01:14:24,955 We even have good set of teethes. 1224 01:14:24,956 --> 01:14:29,956 Look at our muscles, sir. 1225 01:14:30,289 --> 01:14:31,955 What are you two doing? 1226 01:14:31,956 --> 01:14:36,747 Look at us fight. 1227 01:14:36,748 --> 01:14:39,413 And look at this, sir. 1228 01:14:39,414 --> 01:14:41,163 What are you two doing? 1229 01:14:41,164 --> 01:14:43,788 And, look at this amazing death scene. 1230 01:14:43,789 --> 01:14:48,413 Ready? Ready? 1231 01:14:48,414 --> 01:14:49,497 What are you guys doing? 1232 01:14:49,498 --> 01:14:51,705 We showed you everything. 1233 01:14:51,706 --> 01:14:53,372 Please let us win this show. 1234 01:14:53,373 --> 01:14:54,830 Let us win this show. 1235 01:14:54,831 --> 01:14:58,288 Look..we can do anything to win this show. 1236 01:14:58,289 --> 01:15:01,247 What do you two mean? What can I do? 1237 01:15:01,248 --> 01:15:03,663 I get it. I get it. - What can I do? 1238 01:15:03,664 --> 01:15:08,664 You won't agree so easily. 1239 01:15:12,206 --> 01:15:14,038 What are you doing? 1240 01:15:14,039 --> 01:15:17,163 What are you two doing? What are you doing? 1241 01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:18,872 We're buttering you, sir. 1242 01:15:18,873 --> 01:15:21,538 It's absolutely fresh, sir. Made from buffalo's milk. 1243 01:15:21,539 --> 01:15:22,705 What nonsense is this? 1244 01:15:22,706 --> 01:15:25,455 We even buttered you up now. Please let us win the show. 1245 01:15:25,456 --> 01:15:27,163 Please, sir. - Okay, okay, okay. Fine. 1246 01:15:27,164 --> 01:15:28,538 Oh, God! 1247 01:15:28,539 --> 01:15:31,497 Please let us win, sir. - I'll show you another trick. 1248 01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:32,330 Look. 1249 01:15:32,331 --> 01:15:33,330 Look. 1250 01:15:33,331 --> 01:15:35,080 I'll pull this table-cloth out.. 1251 01:15:35,081 --> 01:15:37,747 ...and none of the utensil will fall. Okay. 1252 01:15:37,748 --> 01:15:42,580 Abracadabra..hocus-pocus. 1253 01:15:42,581 --> 01:15:44,788 They are completely mad. 1254 01:15:44,789 --> 01:15:46,913 It worked the last time. 1255 01:15:46,914 --> 01:15:51,914 There were no utensils on the table last time. 1256 01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,955 Hello. - Khan. 1257 01:15:58,956 --> 01:16:01,580 Did you find out how Ashok and Kumar.. 1258 01:16:01,581 --> 01:16:03,497 ...were released from the mental asylum? 1259 01:16:03,498 --> 01:16:04,872 Actually, they weren't released.. 1260 01:16:04,873 --> 01:16:06,872 ...they had escaped. 1261 01:16:06,873 --> 01:16:09,580 But last night, I brought them back to the asylum.. 1262 01:16:09,581 --> 01:16:11,497 ...with the help of the warden. 1263 01:16:11,498 --> 01:16:14,205 Then tell me something you rascal. 1264 01:16:14,206 --> 01:16:17,622 What are those two doing in garden right now? 1265 01:16:17,623 --> 01:16:18,288 What? 1266 01:16:18,289 --> 01:16:20,663 I mean they are right here. 1267 01:16:20,664 --> 01:16:23,247 But how's that possible? 1268 01:16:23,248 --> 01:16:26,413 They are right before my eyes in the asylum's B-wing. 1269 01:16:26,414 --> 01:16:28,288 What nonsense. 1270 01:16:28,289 --> 01:16:29,580 Honestly. 1271 01:16:29,581 --> 01:16:31,288 Come and see for yourself. 1272 01:16:31,289 --> 01:16:36,163 What? 1273 01:16:36,164 --> 01:16:37,872 What are you blabbering? Those two are here? 1274 01:16:37,873 --> 01:16:39,038 Do you know what they've done to me at home? 1275 01:16:39,039 --> 01:16:42,163 They buttered my face. 1276 01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:47,164 What.. 1277 01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:11,413 Uncle! 1278 01:17:11,414 --> 01:17:14,247 Ashok. 1279 01:17:14,248 --> 01:17:15,830 Thank God you're here. 1280 01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:17,205 What's happening with us? 1281 01:17:17,206 --> 01:17:18,455 Why are we in a mental asylum? 1282 01:17:18,456 --> 01:17:20,372 And..we were released. 1283 01:17:20,373 --> 01:17:21,663 So why are we being kept here? 1284 01:17:21,664 --> 01:17:24,538 Ashok. Kumar. lam so sorry about all this. 1285 01:17:24,539 --> 01:17:28,205 This..is certainly the doing of our rival companies. 1286 01:17:28,206 --> 01:17:29,747 But you two don't worry. 1287 01:17:29,748 --> 01:17:32,747 I will do my best to get you two out of here. 1288 01:17:32,748 --> 01:17:35,747 And when I find out who drugged your glasses.. 1289 01:17:35,748 --> 01:17:39,497 ...during the board meeting, I won't spare him. 1290 01:17:39,498 --> 01:17:43,205 I will get you two out of here at any cost, okay. 1291 01:17:43,206 --> 01:17:46,705 I'll be back. 1292 01:17:46,706 --> 01:17:48,663 Uncle. 1293 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:53,664 How did you know our glasses were drugged? 1294 01:17:56,456 --> 01:18:00,997 Son..the doctor told me. 1295 01:18:00,998 --> 01:18:04,997 How could I not see this coming? 1296 01:18:04,998 --> 01:18:06,705 You're behind all this. 1297 01:18:06,706 --> 01:18:08,663 No, no, Ashok. Of course not. 1298 01:18:08,664 --> 01:18:10,872 Dad's in coma. 1299 01:18:10,873 --> 01:18:13,205 I am in jail. 1300 01:18:13,206 --> 01:18:16,955 So who will run the company? 1301 01:18:16,956 --> 01:18:19,830 You! 1302 01:18:19,831 --> 01:18:22,413 And the company's clause states that.. 1303 01:18:22,414 --> 01:18:25,663 ...If you lose your mental balance, then.. 1304 01:18:25,664 --> 01:18:30,664 You'll be given the temporary power of attorney. 1305 01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:36,206 And soon..it will be permanent. 1306 01:18:39,331 --> 01:18:42,247 Caught me! Caught me! Caught me! 1307 01:18:42,248 --> 01:18:45,247 Finally you two saw my true colors. 1308 01:18:45,248 --> 01:18:47,955 But..look at the irony of life. 1309 01:18:47,956 --> 01:18:49,747 I am the one that's caught red-handed.. 1310 01:18:49,748 --> 01:18:54,663 ...and you two are behind bars. 1311 01:18:54,664 --> 01:18:59,664 Yes, I dosed you with that drug. 1312 01:19:00,373 --> 01:19:05,373 And that drug was prepared by Dr. Khan. 1313 01:19:05,664 --> 01:19:07,413 He's a big rascal.. 1314 01:19:07,414 --> 01:19:10,330 ...Kunwar Amar Nath Singh. 1315 01:19:10,331 --> 01:19:13,413 KANS. (mythological villain) 1316 01:19:13,414 --> 01:19:17,247 So how can you expect any goodness from him? 1317 01:19:17,248 --> 01:19:18,663 In the next board meeting.. 1318 01:19:18,664 --> 01:19:23,205 ...I'll be the new boss of Singhania Group of Industries. 1319 01:19:23,206 --> 01:19:28,206 And you..will officially handover the entire property to me. 1320 01:19:29,081 --> 01:19:30,830 Now you'll ask how. 1321 01:19:30,831 --> 01:19:35,831 We have your look-alikes. 1322 01:19:36,623 --> 01:19:38,622 And right now.. 1323 01:19:38,623 --> 01:19:41,163 ...they are at your house. 1324 01:19:41,164 --> 01:19:43,538 And it's no rocket science to understand.. 1325 01:19:43,539 --> 01:19:44,955 ...that they are the real mental patients. 1326 01:19:44,956 --> 01:19:46,913 And you're being held here in their place. 1327 01:19:46,914 --> 01:19:48,997 You know what I mean. 1328 01:19:48,998 --> 01:19:50,538 Two Double roles. 1329 01:19:50,539 --> 01:19:54,622 And coincidently, do you know what their names are? 1330 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:58,830 Ashok..and Kumar! 1331 01:19:58,831 --> 01:20:02,580 Now..I'm going to use those stupid doubles.. 1332 01:20:02,581 --> 01:20:07,581 ...and seize the entire property. 1333 01:20:08,748 --> 01:20:12,163 And yes..after last night's 'great escape'.. 1334 01:20:12,164 --> 01:20:14,205 ...there's no chance of escaping again. 1335 01:20:14,206 --> 01:20:17,913 Because all the security locks have been changed. 1336 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:22,372 Now you two will rot here. 1337 01:20:22,373 --> 01:20:24,622 See you guys like.. 1338 01:20:24,623 --> 01:20:29,623 Never! 1339 01:20:40,956 --> 01:20:45,956 I've seen and heard everything. 1340 01:20:46,581 --> 01:20:48,080 What are you doing? 1341 01:20:48,081 --> 01:20:50,288 I want to show you two something. 1342 01:20:50,289 --> 01:20:53,372 Come with me 1343 01:20:53,373 --> 01:20:55,788 Consider me a friend. Come on. 1344 01:20:55,789 --> 01:21:00,789 Come. 1345 01:21:41,289 --> 01:21:43,747 There aren't just two look-alikes here. 1346 01:21:43,748 --> 01:21:48,748 There are three. 1347 01:22:10,664 --> 01:22:12,705 This is the most dangerous.. 1348 01:22:12,706 --> 01:22:14,622 ...and insane patient of this institution. 1349 01:22:14,623 --> 01:22:18,830 That's why he's been kept in secret ward C. 1350 01:22:18,831 --> 01:22:22,247 Johnny! 1351 01:22:22,248 --> 01:22:25,997 When I saw your uncle, I couldn't believe my eyes either. 1352 01:22:25,998 --> 01:22:30,998 Just like you two can't believe it. 1353 01:22:51,081 --> 01:22:53,372 Get ready KANS. 1354 01:22:53,373 --> 01:22:56,413 If you have our look-alikes .. 1355 01:22:56,414 --> 01:22:58,913 ...then we've your look-alike. 1356 01:22:58,914 --> 01:23:03,914 The real fun begins. 1357 01:23:16,956 --> 01:23:18,997 Ashok. Kumar. 1358 01:23:18,998 --> 01:23:20,663 Cyrus has told me everything.. 1359 01:23:20,664 --> 01:23:22,288 ...that happened with you. 1360 01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:24,830 Somehow I feel very guilty. 1361 01:23:24,831 --> 01:23:26,830 Confused by your look-alikes.. 1362 01:23:26,831 --> 01:23:29,788 ...I released the other Ashok and Kumar. 1363 01:23:29,789 --> 01:23:31,372 Now that you know everything.. 1364 01:23:31,373 --> 01:23:33,247 ...I'm sure you understand that.. 1365 01:23:33,248 --> 01:23:35,455 ...how important Johnny's for us. 1366 01:23:35,456 --> 01:23:39,497 Doctor, if we train Johnny to act like my uncle.. 1367 01:23:39,498 --> 01:23:41,663 ...then will you help us get out of here? 1368 01:23:41,664 --> 01:23:42,747 Of course. 1369 01:23:42,748 --> 01:23:45,038 I am with you. - Thank you. 1370 01:23:45,039 --> 01:23:46,538 Hold on. 1371 01:23:46,539 --> 01:23:49,747 No one can help anyone here. 1372 01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:51,872 I admit that I took you to see Johnny.. 1373 01:23:51,873 --> 01:23:55,163 ...but I don't think he's of any use to you. 1374 01:23:55,164 --> 01:23:57,747 Why? - He's got 3rd stage OCD 1375 01:23:57,748 --> 01:24:00,705 What? 3rd stage 0CD? - Yes, doctor. 1376 01:24:00,706 --> 01:24:02,997 3rd stage? 0CD? 1377 01:24:02,998 --> 01:24:04,580 What's that? 1378 01:24:04,581 --> 01:24:07,622 0CD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. 1379 01:24:07,623 --> 01:24:09,830 An illness to stay clean. 1380 01:24:09,831 --> 01:24:12,163 They are scared of germs. Wear gloves. 1381 01:24:12,164 --> 01:24:14,663 Yes, but that's stage one. 1382 01:24:14,664 --> 01:24:18,038 Stage two patients are a threat to themselves. 1383 01:24:18,039 --> 01:24:20,497 Like..they'll rub soap so hard.. 1384 01:24:20,498 --> 01:24:22,455 ...that they'll bleed themselves. 1385 01:24:22,456 --> 01:24:24,497 But stage three. 1386 01:24:24,498 --> 01:24:27,163 Stage three cases are very rare. 1387 01:24:27,164 --> 01:24:28,497 Almost one in a million. 1388 01:24:28,498 --> 01:24:30,663 Their condition is so worse.. 1389 01:24:30,664 --> 01:24:33,872 ...that if someone sneezes, they feel.. 1390 01:24:33,873 --> 01:24:37,413 ...he's trying to kill them by spreading germs. 1391 01:24:37,414 --> 01:24:39,747 They attack to kill. 1392 01:24:39,748 --> 01:24:40,663 What? 1393 01:24:40,664 --> 01:24:44,788 And Johnny has already attacked seventeen people. 1394 01:24:44,789 --> 01:24:46,080 What nonsense. 1395 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,913 If someone sneezes Johnny will kill him? 1396 01:24:48,914 --> 01:24:51,413 Yes. - Yes. 1397 01:24:51,414 --> 01:24:55,538 And anyway, how can you use someone.. 1398 01:24:55,539 --> 01:24:57,913 ...who attacks even if someone sneezes? 1399 01:24:57,914 --> 01:25:02,205 Simple. 1400 01:25:02,206 --> 01:25:07,206 We won't sneeze. 1401 01:25:10,456 --> 01:25:12,538 Please don't sneeze. 1402 01:25:12,539 --> 01:25:13,830 Don't sneeze. 1403 01:25:13,831 --> 01:25:14,747 Don't sneeze. 1404 01:25:14,748 --> 01:25:15,663 Don't.. 1405 01:25:15,664 --> 01:25:20,664 Why will I sneeze? 1406 01:25:29,623 --> 01:25:34,623 Please, leave it to us. 1407 01:25:47,289 --> 01:25:50,288 Hi, Johnny. 1408 01:25:50,289 --> 01:25:53,788 I am Ashok, this is Kumar. 1409 01:25:53,789 --> 01:25:55,497 Hi. 1410 01:25:55,498 --> 01:25:57,413 We're from Ward-B. 1411 01:25:57,414 --> 01:26:01,788 Actually, our look-alikes are in Ward-B. 1412 01:26:01,789 --> 01:26:03,830 Actually, they aren't in Ward-B either. 1413 01:26:03,831 --> 01:26:05,122 They are at hour home. 1414 01:26:05,123 --> 01:26:07,747 And we're stuck in their place instead. 1415 01:26:07,748 --> 01:26:09,913 And the one that got us in here.. 1416 01:26:09,914 --> 01:26:11,663 ...has a look-alike too. 1417 01:26:11,664 --> 01:26:15,288 Do you know who? 1418 01:26:15,289 --> 01:26:17,413 You! 1419 01:26:17,414 --> 01:26:20,955 Now we've two choices. 1420 01:26:20,956 --> 01:26:23,663 Either we spend the rest of our lives here.. 1421 01:26:23,664 --> 01:26:25,913 ...and turn crazy ourselves. 1422 01:26:25,914 --> 01:26:28,372 Or we take revenge from the man.. 1423 01:26:28,373 --> 01:26:31,080 ...that got us in here. 1424 01:26:31,081 --> 01:26:35,163 And if we chose the second option.. 1425 01:26:35,164 --> 01:26:38,788 ...then we'll need your help. 1426 01:26:38,789 --> 01:26:40,830 And if you help us, Johnny.. 1427 01:26:40,831 --> 01:26:42,872 ...then I promise to get you treated.. 1428 01:26:42,873 --> 01:26:47,873 ...by the best doctors in the world. 1429 01:26:49,248 --> 01:26:51,122 I'll take you some place.. 1430 01:26:51,123 --> 01:26:56,123 ...where you're treated like a human being 1431 01:26:57,748 --> 01:27:02,663 A place..which is absolutely clean. 1432 01:27:02,664 --> 01:27:04,705 Where there's no dirt. 1433 01:27:04,706 --> 01:27:09,706 No germs. 1434 01:27:10,164 --> 01:27:15,164 Where no one will ever sneeze. 1435 01:27:25,289 --> 01:27:27,788 I hate germs. 1436 01:27:27,789 --> 01:27:29,705 I hate germs. 1437 01:27:29,706 --> 01:27:30,455 Johnny" 1438 01:27:30,456 --> 01:27:34,080 Open the door. Open the door. - Get out! Get out! 1439 01:27:34,081 --> 01:27:39,081 I hate germs! 1440 01:27:39,956 --> 01:27:42,372 It's not opening, it's jammed. 1441 01:27:42,373 --> 01:27:44,163 Open the door. 1442 01:27:44,164 --> 01:27:45,497 He's gone berserk. Open it quickly. 1443 01:27:45,498 --> 01:27:49,830 I hate germs! 1444 01:27:49,831 --> 01:27:52,872 I hate germs! - I am sorry. 1445 01:27:52,873 --> 01:27:57,873 I am sorry, Johnny. 1446 01:28:01,081 --> 01:28:06,081 Johnny..son..listen to me. Let's talk. 1447 01:28:06,581 --> 01:28:11,581 No,no,no,no. 1448 01:28:22,248 --> 01:28:24,413 Please stop, Johnny. - Lollypop. 1449 01:28:24,414 --> 01:28:26,788 Please stop, Johnny. - Lollypop. 1450 01:28:26,789 --> 01:28:27,872 LOHYPOP- 1451 01:28:27,873 --> 01:28:30,663 Get up. 1452 01:28:30,664 --> 01:28:35,664 Saved. 1453 01:28:38,123 --> 01:28:40,122 He loves lollypop. 1454 01:28:40,123 --> 01:28:42,663 What? 1455 01:28:42,664 --> 01:28:45,038 Johnny. 1456 01:28:45,039 --> 01:28:50,039 Will you help us? 1457 01:28:52,748 --> 01:28:54,955 Did you catch anything? - No. 1458 01:28:54,956 --> 01:28:56,705 And you? - Yes. 1459 01:28:56,706 --> 01:28:59,497 What? - This rod. 1460 01:28:59,498 --> 01:29:01,663 Ashok. Kumar. 1461 01:29:01,664 --> 01:29:03,413 Sir, you. 1462 01:29:03,414 --> 01:29:05,788 Where were you? - You ran away. 1463 01:29:05,789 --> 01:29:08,330 I've been looking all over the house for you. 1464 01:29:08,331 --> 01:29:11,788 And you two are fishing in this artificial pond. 1465 01:29:11,789 --> 01:29:14,163 Sir, we're catching fish for you. 1466 01:29:14,164 --> 01:29:16,122 Butterfish, Indian Salmon. 1467 01:29:16,123 --> 01:29:17,788 Mackerel. Prawns. 1468 01:29:17,789 --> 01:29:22,789 Shut up! 1469 01:29:22,998 --> 01:29:25,497 What is this? What are you two doing? 1470 01:29:25,498 --> 01:29:27,747 You said 'shirt up', so we pulled our 'shirt-up'. 1471 01:29:27,748 --> 01:29:30,955 Lower it. Pull it down. 1472 01:29:30,956 --> 01:29:32,705 Are you here to pull such antics.. 1473 01:29:32,706 --> 01:29:34,497 ...or win the show? 1474 01:29:34,498 --> 01:29:37,330 Win the show. - Then stop all this. 1475 01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:39,580 I've to start your training. 1476 01:29:39,581 --> 01:29:40,705 What training, sir? 1477 01:29:40,706 --> 01:29:43,788 Your training to be a millionaire. 1478 01:29:43,789 --> 01:29:45,872 Do you want to win this reality show? 1479 01:29:45,873 --> 01:29:47,038 Yes. 1480 01:29:47,039 --> 01:29:49,080 You do want to make one million Pounds, don't you? 1481 01:29:49,081 --> 01:29:50,205 Yes, sir. 1482 01:29:50,206 --> 01:29:53,038 Our channel has received thousands of sms'. 1483 01:29:53,039 --> 01:29:56,163 People really love you. 1484 01:29:56,164 --> 01:29:59,580 Wow! 1485 01:29:59,581 --> 01:30:03,872 What..what are you two doing? Again. Stop. Stop it. 1486 01:30:03,873 --> 01:30:05,955 Stand straight. 1487 01:30:05,956 --> 01:30:09,247 If you behave like this, wear such clothes.. 1488 01:30:09,248 --> 01:30:12,497 ...then you'll be disqualified. - Sorry, sir. 1489 01:30:12,498 --> 01:30:16,538 From today I'm coming on this reality show too. 1490 01:30:16,539 --> 01:30:17,413 You? 1491 01:30:17,414 --> 01:30:19,955 But..not as the channel head. 1492 01:30:19,956 --> 01:30:23,955 But as Ashok's uncle. 1493 01:30:23,956 --> 01:30:25,663 His mother's.. 1494 01:30:25,664 --> 01:30:26,705 Brother. 1495 01:30:26,706 --> 01:30:28,955 His uncle. 1496 01:30:28,956 --> 01:30:33,163 In-short, you've to do as I say. 1497 01:30:33,164 --> 01:30:35,372 Without asking any questions. Okay. 1498 01:30:35,373 --> 01:30:37,330 Okay. - Sir, we'll do as you say. 1499 01:30:37,331 --> 01:30:39,330 Just let us win this show. 1500 01:30:39,331 --> 01:30:42,663 Let us win. - I will. 1501 01:30:42,664 --> 01:30:44,163 Let go. 1502 01:30:44,164 --> 01:30:46,497 Nonsense. 1503 01:30:46,498 --> 01:30:48,580 Just wait and watch. 1504 01:30:48,581 --> 01:30:51,038 When you two attend all the board meetings.. 1505 01:30:51,039 --> 01:30:55,872 ...and parties with me, the world will be shocked.. 1506 01:30:55,873 --> 01:30:57,080 ...when I say.. 1507 01:30:57,081 --> 01:30:59,705 Gentlemen, I proudly present to you.. 1508 01:30:59,706 --> 01:31:04,706 ...kunwar Amar Nath Singh. 1509 01:31:09,956 --> 01:31:12,705 Respected members of the board. 1510 01:31:12,706 --> 01:31:15,080 I'm pleased to tell you that.. 1511 01:31:15,081 --> 01:31:18,872 ...Ashok and Kumar are completely cured now. 1512 01:31:18,873 --> 01:31:21,663 So I would like to request all of you.. 1513 01:31:21,664 --> 01:31:23,913 ...to once again handover the power of attorney.. 1514 01:31:23,914 --> 01:31:25,663 ...to Ashok Singhania. 1515 01:31:25,664 --> 01:31:28,872 Brilliant. - Yes. 1516 01:31:28,873 --> 01:31:30,580 Uncle. 1517 01:31:30,581 --> 01:31:31,330 Take it. 1518 01:31:31,331 --> 01:31:32,247 Thank you. 1519 01:31:32,248 --> 01:31:33,747 Come on. Very good. 1520 01:31:33,748 --> 01:31:35,288 Now get back to your cells.. 1521 01:31:35,289 --> 01:31:37,080 ...before that Yamraj comes here. 1522 01:31:37,081 --> 01:31:40,247 "You spoke my name." 1523 01:31:40,248 --> 01:31:43,622 "You thought of me." 1524 01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:45,080 Sir, please don't torture us. 1525 01:31:45,081 --> 01:31:47,163 We beg you. 1526 01:31:47,164 --> 01:31:52,164 But I have nothing to spare. 1527 01:31:52,289 --> 01:31:54,455 Boys, you know the drill. 1528 01:31:54,456 --> 01:31:55,580 Come on. 1529 01:31:55,581 --> 01:31:57,455 Don't touch him. Don't touch him. 1530 01:31:57,456 --> 01:31:58,538 Johnny, go. Go. 1531 01:31:58,539 --> 01:32:03,539 Come on, take them away. 1532 01:32:05,289 --> 01:32:10,289 Hitler's favorite dish, chicken steak. 1533 01:32:12,706 --> 01:32:14,330 A lot of crazy people like you.. 1534 01:32:14,331 --> 01:32:16,788 ...make shoes and clothes in the workshop.. 1535 01:32:16,789 --> 01:32:19,830 ...for poor children of Burma. 1536 01:32:19,831 --> 01:32:22,747 And they're shipped from here daily. 1537 01:32:22,748 --> 01:32:27,748 But..l sell half of them right here. 1538 01:32:31,748 --> 01:32:34,622 First..I'll torture you three.. 1539 01:32:34,623 --> 01:32:39,623 ...and then ship you off to Burma in these crates. 1540 01:33:17,039 --> 01:33:20,455 No! 1541 01:33:20,456 --> 01:33:25,456 No! 1542 01:33:28,289 --> 01:33:30,705 I hate germs! 1543 01:33:30,706 --> 01:33:33,788 I hate germs! 1544 01:33:33,789 --> 01:33:36,288 I hate germs! 1545 01:33:36,289 --> 01:33:38,497 I hate germs! 1546 01:33:38,498 --> 01:33:43,498 I hate germs! 1547 01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:50,372 I hate germs! 1548 01:33:50,373 --> 01:33:52,122 I hate germs! 1549 01:33:52,123 --> 01:33:53,622 Johnny!No! 1550 01:33:53,623 --> 01:33:55,247 Johnny! You will kill him! 1551 01:33:55,248 --> 01:33:57,455 I hate germs! - Johnny, stop. 1552 01:33:57,456 --> 01:34:00,080 Doctor. Johnny! - I hate germs! 1553 01:34:00,081 --> 01:34:02,413 Johnny. Lollypop. 1554 01:34:02,414 --> 01:34:07,414 LOHYPOP- 1555 01:34:07,498 --> 01:34:11,080 Kumar, lift him by his arms. 1556 01:34:11,081 --> 01:34:12,372 What are you two doing? 1557 01:34:12,373 --> 01:34:14,955 He was planning to send us to Burma. 1558 01:34:14,956 --> 01:34:19,956 Now he'll go to Burma. 1559 01:34:22,789 --> 01:34:25,247 Come on, there's a safe way to escape through the bathroom. 1560 01:34:25,248 --> 01:34:27,122 Actually, the warden's right here. 1561 01:34:27,123 --> 01:34:28,705 So we can go out the main-gate. 1562 01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:30,455 You can hide in the trunk of my car. 1563 01:34:30,456 --> 01:34:32,122 I will first clean the trunk. 1564 01:34:32,123 --> 01:34:37,123 Come on. Let's go. 1565 01:34:37,164 --> 01:34:38,372 Perfect. 1566 01:34:38,373 --> 01:34:40,538 Everything will be fine now. 1567 01:34:40,539 --> 01:34:42,122 Perfect? 1568 01:34:42,123 --> 01:34:43,830 You call this perfect. 1569 01:34:43,831 --> 01:34:45,997 Two days later that uncle of yours.. 1570 01:34:45,998 --> 01:34:48,455 ...will use your look-alike in your Mauritius Beach Resort.. 1571 01:34:48,456 --> 01:34:50,122 ...In front of your Board Members.. 1572 01:34:50,123 --> 01:34:52,288 ...and strip you of your fortune. 1573 01:34:52,289 --> 01:34:53,747 You will be ruined in two days. 1574 01:34:53,748 --> 01:34:56,372 You will lose everything. And you call it perfect. 1575 01:34:56,373 --> 01:34:58,747 Mishit, is your information correct? 1576 01:34:58,748 --> 01:34:59,538 Yes, sir. 1577 01:34:59,539 --> 01:35:02,038 I overheard your uncle discuss the entire plan.. 1578 01:35:02,039 --> 01:35:04,330 ...over the phone with Dr. Khan. 1579 01:35:04,331 --> 01:35:06,663 Dinner Party on Friday. Get-together on Saturday. 1580 01:35:06,664 --> 01:35:08,580 And all important conferences on Sunday. 1581 01:35:08,581 --> 01:35:10,288 That's why I called it perfect. 1582 01:35:10,289 --> 01:35:12,247 We won't get a better chance. 1583 01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:14,830 The three of them will be together at the same place. 1584 01:35:14,831 --> 01:35:16,413 And with the board members. 1585 01:35:16,414 --> 01:35:17,788 We'll go there.. 1586 01:35:17,789 --> 01:35:20,830 ...and exchange places with our look-alikes at the right moment. 1587 01:35:20,831 --> 01:35:24,997 And then Ashok, Kumar and Kans will attend the conference. 1588 01:35:24,998 --> 01:35:29,998 And Johnny, as we discussed. 1589 01:35:33,414 --> 01:35:36,205 In the meeting you'll tell the board members that I am absolutely fine. 1590 01:35:36,206 --> 01:35:39,955 And the entire property should be returned to me. Okay? 1591 01:35:39,956 --> 01:35:41,288 What about those three then? 1592 01:35:41,289 --> 01:35:43,122 Back to the mental asylum.. 1593 01:35:43,123 --> 01:35:45,747 ...where you will treat Ashok and Kumar. 1594 01:35:45,748 --> 01:35:47,872 And what about Kans. 1595 01:35:47,873 --> 01:35:51,872 He'll rot in Ward-C forever. 1596 01:35:51,873 --> 01:35:54,247 Good plan. Done? 1597 01:35:54,248 --> 01:35:55,247 Done. - Done. 1598 01:35:55,248 --> 01:35:56,830 Done. - Not done. 1599 01:35:56,831 --> 01:36:00,538 Why? - If anyone sees you with your look-alike.. 1600 01:36:00,539 --> 01:36:04,622 ...then it'll be hard to recognize which is the real one. 1601 01:36:04,623 --> 01:36:08,038 Fine, then we'll go there in disguise. 1602 01:36:08,039 --> 01:36:08,538 Done? 1603 01:36:08,539 --> 01:36:09,163 Done. 1604 01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:10,122 Done. - Done. 1605 01:36:10,123 --> 01:36:12,080 Not done. - What now? 1606 01:36:12,081 --> 01:36:14,455 Because all the bookings are strictly done for company employees.. 1607 01:36:14,456 --> 01:36:15,663 ...and board members. 1608 01:36:15,664 --> 01:36:17,122 Each person is accounted for. 1609 01:36:17,123 --> 01:36:21,705 So..you can't go there in disguise either. 1610 01:36:21,706 --> 01:36:23,330 Sir, there's one way. 1611 01:36:23,331 --> 01:36:25,538 I had a word with the resort manager today. 1612 01:36:25,539 --> 01:36:28,997 And they are hiring waitresses. 1613 01:36:28,998 --> 01:36:31,413 If you don't mind.. 1614 01:36:31,414 --> 01:36:32,205 SQ? 1615 01:36:32,206 --> 01:36:34,830 You can go there disguised as waitresses. 1616 01:36:34,831 --> 01:36:38,747 What? 1617 01:36:38,748 --> 01:36:40,872 By the way, it's not a bad option. 1618 01:36:40,873 --> 01:36:42,747 You three will look really cute.. 1619 01:36:42,748 --> 01:36:45,122 ...In a waitress outfit. 1620 01:36:45,123 --> 01:36:46,497 It's not funny, doctor. 1621 01:36:46,498 --> 01:36:48,372 There's no other way, guys. 1622 01:36:48,373 --> 01:36:50,413 This is your only chance to take revenge on Kans. 1623 01:36:50,414 --> 01:36:51,788 Don't let it slip. 1624 01:36:51,789 --> 01:36:52,955 So done? 1625 01:36:52,956 --> 01:36:53,747 Done. 1626 01:36:53,748 --> 01:36:54,913 Done. 1627 01:36:54,914 --> 01:36:56,247 Done! 1628 01:36:56,248 --> 01:37:01,205 I'll wear a red frock. 1629 01:37:01,206 --> 01:37:03,455 Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention please. 1630 01:37:03,456 --> 01:37:04,538 Thank you. 1631 01:37:04,539 --> 01:37:06,997 To all our board members and their families.. 1632 01:37:06,998 --> 01:37:11,872 ...a warm welcome to Mauritius. 1633 01:37:11,873 --> 01:37:13,455 Here, we're dressed as girls. 1634 01:37:13,456 --> 01:37:14,663 What next? 1635 01:37:14,664 --> 01:37:17,080 Now go and flirt with those three. 1636 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:19,747 And render them unconscious with chloroform. 1637 01:37:19,748 --> 01:37:21,622 Wow. Is it so simple? 1638 01:37:21,623 --> 01:37:23,497 Why would anyone flirt with us? 1639 01:37:23,498 --> 01:37:25,080 Because of this. 1640 01:37:25,081 --> 01:37:26,497 Pheromones. 1641 01:37:26,498 --> 01:37:28,663 What are pheromones? 1642 01:37:28,664 --> 01:37:30,163 Haven't you seen that ad where.. 1643 01:37:30,164 --> 01:37:32,747 ...the boy sprays a perfume on himself and all the girls go crazy? 1644 01:37:32,748 --> 01:37:37,748 It's something like that..for boys. 1645 01:38:09,414 --> 01:38:10,663 Oh my, God. 1646 01:38:10,664 --> 01:38:12,330 You're a celebrity, aren't you? 1647 01:38:12,331 --> 01:38:15,163 I know you. You're Kumar. 1648 01:38:15,164 --> 01:38:17,413 You used to make 'Parathas' at South Hall. 1649 01:38:17,414 --> 01:38:20,997 I used to, but now I am a millionaire. 1650 01:38:20,998 --> 01:38:23,205 Millionaire. 1651 01:38:23,206 --> 01:38:24,955 You aren't my husband. 1652 01:38:24,956 --> 01:38:29,538 What do you mean? - Means..I'm a big fan. 1653 01:38:29,539 --> 01:38:31,913 Every time I ate your Paratha.. 1654 01:38:31,914 --> 01:38:35,830 ...It made me feel like I had grown 'Par' (wings). 1655 01:38:35,831 --> 01:38:39,538 Please, can I have one autograph and one pic? 1656 01:38:39,539 --> 01:38:42,580 No autograph. I am hungry. 1657 01:38:42,581 --> 01:38:47,581 I'll go have the buffet. - Where are you going? 1658 01:38:47,789 --> 01:38:52,247 I mean..the buffet's that way. 1659 01:38:52,248 --> 01:38:54,955 Where? 1660 01:38:54,956 --> 01:38:56,372 Where? 1661 01:38:56,373 --> 01:39:01,373 This way. See. 1662 01:39:11,414 --> 01:39:16,414 Baby doll. You're absolutely right. 1663 01:39:17,956 --> 01:39:22,956 The buffet's right here. 1664 01:39:25,748 --> 01:39:28,247 Someone might see us here. 1665 01:39:28,248 --> 01:39:29,580 This isn't right. 1666 01:39:29,581 --> 01:39:34,581 I can't do any better in this place. 1667 01:39:36,164 --> 01:39:38,163 When do you want it? - What? 1668 01:39:38,164 --> 01:39:40,080 Autograph. 1669 01:39:40,081 --> 01:39:42,330 Oh! I was scared. 1670 01:39:42,331 --> 01:39:43,538 Listen. 1671 01:39:43,539 --> 01:39:47,205 My pen and paper is in the cabin. 1672 01:39:47,206 --> 01:39:48,830 Come to my cabin. 1673 01:39:48,831 --> 01:39:51,622 'Good deeds need no invitation.' 1674 01:39:51,623 --> 01:39:53,997 But no smooch here. 1675 01:39:53,998 --> 01:39:55,747 Come on. - Let's go. 1676 01:39:55,748 --> 01:39:57,247 Come on. - Let's go. 1677 01:39:57,248 --> 01:40:00,038 Come on. - Let's go. 1678 01:40:00,039 --> 01:40:05,039 Oh my, God. I am so sorry. 1679 01:40:32,498 --> 01:40:37,498 I am so sorry, I ruined your shirt. 1680 01:40:38,331 --> 01:40:39,955 Then clean it. 1681 01:40:39,956 --> 01:40:44,122 Not here, come with me..to the washroom. 1682 01:40:44,123 --> 01:40:49,123 I'll clean it up. 1683 01:40:54,123 --> 01:40:56,622 Your perfume's really nice. 1684 01:40:56,623 --> 01:40:59,205 It's awakening the animal in me. 1685 01:40:59,206 --> 01:41:00,872 I bought it at the duty-free. 1686 01:41:00,873 --> 01:41:02,955 Enough about duty-free.. 1687 01:41:02,956 --> 01:41:05,455 ...when is this beauty going to be free? 1688 01:41:05,456 --> 01:41:07,247 In a while. 1689 01:41:07,248 --> 01:41:09,122 Then make me another drink. 1690 01:41:09,123 --> 01:41:11,580 This is the local stuff. 1691 01:41:11,581 --> 01:41:14,038 I've got the international stuff with me. 1692 01:41:14,039 --> 01:41:16,663 At the back, in the corner. 1693 01:41:16,664 --> 01:41:20,205 Then let's go in the corner. 1694 01:41:20,206 --> 01:41:22,913 By the way, what name should I write? 1695 01:41:22,914 --> 01:41:25,330 My name is Sona. 1696 01:41:25,331 --> 01:41:28,413 Gold in English, or sleep. 1697 01:41:28,414 --> 01:41:32,205 Sleep! That's what I want, baby. 1698 01:41:32,206 --> 01:41:34,247 What are you doing? I am scared. 1699 01:41:34,248 --> 01:41:36,538 What's happened, baby? What's happened? 1700 01:41:36,539 --> 01:41:39,872 Rich people like you come here for a break. 1701 01:41:39,873 --> 01:41:42,997 And break our hearts instead. 1702 01:41:42,998 --> 01:41:44,997 I am not that type of a guy. 1703 01:41:44,998 --> 01:41:47,163 Even I am not that type of a guy. 1704 01:41:47,164 --> 01:41:49,205 I mean I am not that type of a girl. 1705 01:41:49,206 --> 01:41:52,538 Then what type of a girl are you.. Chandi (Silver). 1706 01:41:52,539 --> 01:41:55,413 Virgin. 1707 01:41:55,414 --> 01:41:56,038 Damn“! 1708 01:41:56,039 --> 01:41:58,205 Virgin Airlines, silly. 1709 01:41:58,206 --> 01:42:02,080 I was the airhostess. 1710 01:42:02,081 --> 01:42:04,455 But they fired me. 1711 01:42:04,456 --> 01:42:07,122 Why did they fire my sweetheart? 1712 01:42:07,123 --> 01:42:09,622 One day my ex-boyfriend.. 1713 01:42:09,623 --> 01:42:11,288 Ex-boyfriend. 1714 01:42:11,289 --> 01:42:13,580 Met me on the flight. So I yelled aloud. 1715 01:42:13,581 --> 01:42:17,038 Hi Jack. 1716 01:42:17,039 --> 01:42:19,913 You just hijacked me. 1717 01:42:19,914 --> 01:42:24,914 Looking at you I feel.. If someone like you comes in my life. 1718 01:42:24,956 --> 01:42:26,247 Then you'll be floored. 1719 01:42:26,248 --> 01:42:30,205 No, he'll be the father of my kid. 1720 01:42:30,206 --> 01:42:32,122 You've a kid, Heera? 1721 01:42:32,123 --> 01:42:33,413 No, no. 1722 01:42:33,414 --> 01:42:37,413 No one's turned this bud into a flower yet. 1723 01:42:37,414 --> 01:42:41,788 You're more like a cauliflower. 1724 01:42:41,789 --> 01:42:43,372 'Gobi Ka Phool!' (Cauliflower) 1725 01:42:43,373 --> 01:42:46,538 No.. I am a mistake. 1726 01:42:46,539 --> 01:42:51,122 I was born in a laundry. 1727 01:42:51,123 --> 01:42:55,997 Then I'll have to dry-clean your youth. 1728 01:42:55,998 --> 01:43:00,998 By the way what are your vital stats? 1729 01:43:01,748 --> 01:43:05,247 96-84-96. 1730 01:43:05,248 --> 01:43:09,705 Wow..what numbers. 1731 01:43:09,706 --> 01:43:14,706 I am big fan of these numbers. 1732 01:43:15,414 --> 01:43:17,622 You're sweating so much. 1733 01:43:17,623 --> 01:43:22,623 Let me wipe it. 1734 01:43:24,914 --> 01:43:28,122 'Oh my, God! The chloroform isn't working.' 1735 01:43:28,123 --> 01:43:31,413 Don't fear, come near. 1736 01:43:31,414 --> 01:43:34,830 Put my passion in third top gear. 1737 01:43:34,831 --> 01:43:37,622 Sir, sir, please not today. - Why? 1738 01:43:37,623 --> 01:43:40,788 Today's my 'Brath' (fast). - What 'Brath'? 1739 01:43:40,789 --> 01:43:41,663 Bad 'Brath'. (Bad breath)! 1740 01:43:41,664 --> 01:43:44,372 Smell it. Smell it. 1741 01:43:44,373 --> 01:43:47,247 Smell it. 1742 01:43:47,248 --> 01:43:50,122 What's this way of making me smell your perfume? 1743 01:43:50,123 --> 01:43:52,872 This is my favorite perfume. - Which one? 1744 01:43:52,873 --> 01:43:54,788 'Dakaar' (Burp)- 1745 01:43:54,789 --> 01:43:56,830 Then make me smell it. 1746 01:43:56,831 --> 01:43:58,622 Smell it. Smell it. 1747 01:43:58,623 --> 01:44:00,955 Smell it. Smell it. 1748 01:44:00,956 --> 01:44:03,080 Do you feel giddy? 1749 01:44:03,081 --> 01:44:08,081 Why would I feel giddy, darling? 1750 01:44:10,539 --> 01:44:11,622 What are you doing? 1751 01:44:11,623 --> 01:44:13,205 Playing hanky-panky. 1752 01:44:13,206 --> 01:44:17,455 Hanky-panky. Hanky-panky. 1753 01:44:17,456 --> 01:44:20,497 I want to play hanky-panky with you. 1754 01:44:20,498 --> 01:44:22,330 No, no, not today. 1755 01:44:22,331 --> 01:44:24,163 Tomorrow. - Tomorrow where? 1756 01:44:24,164 --> 01:44:26,413 The place where no one goes. 1757 01:44:26,414 --> 01:44:29,455 If no one goes there, then why are we going there? 1758 01:44:29,456 --> 01:44:31,955 So that..we meet in private. 1759 01:44:31,956 --> 01:44:33,788 Okay. I'm going. Bye. 1760 01:44:33,789 --> 01:44:37,622 Where are you going, baby? 1761 01:44:37,623 --> 01:44:39,038 Let me go. 1762 01:44:39,039 --> 01:44:41,580 Please, let me go. I'll see you later. 1763 01:44:41,581 --> 01:44:44,413 Help! Help! Help! - Calm down, girls. 1764 01:44:44,414 --> 01:44:46,038 Calm down. - What happened? 1765 01:44:46,039 --> 01:44:47,497 It's true. 1766 01:44:47,498 --> 01:44:49,997 All men are such rascals. - What happened? 1767 01:44:49,998 --> 01:44:51,747 No sooner they see a girl in short skirt.. 1768 01:44:51,748 --> 01:44:54,330 ...they pounce on her like animals. 1769 01:44:54,331 --> 01:44:56,080 Girls. Girls, what happened? 1770 01:44:56,081 --> 01:45:00,872 Her chloroform didn't work. Why? 1771 01:45:00,873 --> 01:45:03,788 Oh my God. I just realized. 1772 01:45:03,789 --> 01:45:08,663 Pheromone kills the effect of chloroform. 1773 01:45:08,664 --> 01:45:13,122 Girls. Girls. Girls, calm down. Please calm down. 1774 01:45:13,123 --> 01:45:16,288 Tomorrow you keep romancing them.. 1775 01:45:16,289 --> 01:45:19,288 ...and..leave the rest to us. 1776 01:45:19,289 --> 01:45:22,080 Please, please, sister, don't be late. 1777 01:45:22,081 --> 01:45:27,081 Otherwise..he won't be able to face anyone. 1778 01:45:47,123 --> 01:45:49,455 "We see stars in broad daylight." 1779 01:45:49,456 --> 01:45:51,288 "All our aspirations are jolly." 1780 01:45:51,289 --> 01:45:56,289 "My heart simply wants more of you." 1781 01:45:57,956 --> 01:46:00,372 "We see stars in broad daylight." 1782 01:46:00,373 --> 01:46:02,080 "All our aspirations are jolly." 1783 01:46:02,081 --> 01:46:05,955 "My heart simply wants more of you." 1784 01:46:05,956 --> 01:46:09,747 "Open the window to your heart open the door to your heart. 1785 01:46:09,748 --> 01:46:14,748 Door, door, door." 1786 01:46:14,956 --> 01:46:18,830 "Open the window to your heart open the door to your heart." 1787 01:46:18,831 --> 01:46:23,831 Door, door, door." 1788 01:46:23,998 --> 01:46:27,622 "Your intentions are very devilish." 1789 01:46:27,623 --> 01:46:31,205 "My youth is unavailable." 1790 01:46:31,206 --> 01:46:34,830 "I am a fragile belle. Do not tease me." 1791 01:46:34,831 --> 01:46:38,372 "Our story will only last a couple of seconds." 1792 01:46:38,373 --> 01:46:41,997 "I know your intent. I know you inside out." 1793 01:46:41,998 --> 01:46:45,413 "I won't believe you no matter what you say." 1794 01:46:45,414 --> 01:46:47,247 "My heart's guitar beckons you." 1795 01:46:47,248 --> 01:46:48,997 "All our aspirations are jolly." 1796 01:46:48,998 --> 01:46:52,872 "My heart simply wants more of you." 1797 01:46:52,873 --> 01:46:56,538 "Open the window to your heart open the door to your heart. 1798 01:46:56,539 --> 01:47:01,539 Door, door, door." 1799 01:47:16,248 --> 01:47:19,872 "There is talk that you are a flirt." 1800 01:47:19,873 --> 01:47:23,538 "You look one way and aim the other way." 1801 01:47:23,539 --> 01:47:27,122 "Go away for you won't succeed with me." 1802 01:47:27,123 --> 01:47:30,705 "Your eyes are wicked and you have an ulterior motive." 1803 01:47:30,706 --> 01:47:34,455 "I am the princess of angels. My freedom is dear to me." 1804 01:47:34,456 --> 01:47:37,788 "You are total disaster, my dear." 1805 01:47:37,789 --> 01:47:39,622 "The bells of love toll." 1806 01:47:39,623 --> 01:47:41,372 "All our aspirations are jolly." 1807 01:47:41,373 --> 01:47:45,163 "My heart simply wants more of you." 1808 01:47:45,164 --> 01:47:48,997 "Open the window to your heart open the door to your heart." 1809 01:47:48,998 --> 01:47:53,998 Door, door, door." 1810 01:47:54,206 --> 01:47:57,997 "Open the window to your heart open the door to your heart." 1811 01:47:57,998 --> 01:48:02,998 Door, door, door." 1812 01:48:18,831 --> 01:48:21,413 Baby doll. 1813 01:48:21,414 --> 01:48:25,372 Mister, why did you bring me on the terrace? 1814 01:48:25,373 --> 01:48:26,247 JacuzzL 1815 01:48:26,248 --> 01:48:28,497 The water in the Jacuzzi's warm. 1816 01:48:28,498 --> 01:48:29,830 So what are we waiting for? 1817 01:48:29,831 --> 01:48:31,538 Look, I am an Indian girl. 1818 01:48:31,539 --> 01:48:33,872 I cannot do all this before marriage. Yes. 1819 01:48:33,873 --> 01:48:36,830 Then why don't we take rounds of the Jacuzzi. 1820 01:48:36,831 --> 01:48:41,831 Shut up! 1821 01:48:44,373 --> 01:48:47,497 Welcome to my casting.. - Ouch! 1822 01:48:47,498 --> 01:48:48,663 Ouch! 1823 01:48:48,664 --> 01:48:53,664 These Indian clothes don't look good on you at all. 1824 01:48:54,748 --> 01:48:57,122 Let's take them off. 1825 01:48:57,123 --> 01:48:58,705 Mister. What are you doing? 1826 01:48:58,706 --> 01:49:00,705 Don't do this. Don't be so cruel. 1827 01:49:00,706 --> 01:49:02,455 Mister. Oh my, God! 1828 01:49:02,456 --> 01:49:04,955 I fell down. 1829 01:49:04,956 --> 01:49:07,455 You really are very lowly. 1830 01:49:07,456 --> 01:49:12,456 Mister, don't do it. 1831 01:49:14,539 --> 01:49:16,205 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1832 01:49:16,206 --> 01:49:20,913 Shock! Shock! 1833 01:49:20,914 --> 01:49:22,163 Oh, God! 1834 01:49:22,164 --> 01:49:24,913 Shock! Shock! 1835 01:49:24,914 --> 01:49:26,788 Oh, God! 1836 01:49:26,789 --> 01:49:28,163 Oh, God! Oh, God! 1837 01:49:28,164 --> 01:49:30,288 Oh, God! Oh, God! - Run! Run! 1838 01:49:30,289 --> 01:49:31,955 Shock! Shock! 1839 01:49:31,956 --> 01:49:32,997 Oh, God! 1840 01:49:32,998 --> 01:49:34,705 What happened? Where did those two go? 1841 01:49:34,706 --> 01:49:36,705 They ran out screaming. - Why? 1842 01:49:36,706 --> 01:49:38,038 I don't know. Those two are crazy. 1843 01:49:38,039 --> 01:49:40,372 Very good, our job just got easier. 1844 01:49:40,373 --> 01:49:42,872 Let's change clothes quickly we've to get to the board meeting. 1845 01:49:42,873 --> 01:49:47,873 I wonder what's happening with Johnny. 1846 01:49:54,289 --> 01:49:56,955 You can't do anything now. The bed's broken. 1847 01:49:56,956 --> 01:49:59,122 You're a bed yourself, darling. 1848 01:49:59,123 --> 01:50:01,622 No I am not, I am a sister. 1849 01:50:01,623 --> 01:50:03,122 And I am very sinister. 1850 01:50:03,123 --> 01:50:04,872 Don't come any closer. Don't come any closer. 1851 01:50:04,873 --> 01:50:09,873 I'm no good to you. Don't come any closer. 1852 01:50:14,914 --> 01:50:19,914 Don't sneeze! 1853 01:50:19,956 --> 01:50:23,038 I hate germs! 1854 01:50:23,039 --> 01:50:24,788 I hate germs! 1855 01:50:24,789 --> 01:50:29,789 I hate germs! 1856 01:50:32,831 --> 01:50:33,913 He sneezed again. 1857 01:50:33,914 --> 01:50:35,580 He sneezed again. Run. 1858 01:50:35,581 --> 01:50:37,288 Help. Help. 1859 01:50:37,289 --> 01:50:42,289 He sneezed again. Help me. 1860 01:50:43,623 --> 01:50:46,955 Why does every woman run away from me? 1861 01:50:46,956 --> 01:50:51,956 I'm getting late for the meeting. 1862 01:50:55,914 --> 01:51:00,914 I hope Johnny's ready. 1863 01:51:03,998 --> 01:51:05,747 Ready? 1864 01:51:05,748 --> 01:51:07,705 Ready? 1865 01:51:07,706 --> 01:51:08,913 Shall we? 1866 01:51:08,914 --> 01:51:13,914 Let's go. 1867 01:51:20,706 --> 01:51:22,788 Help. - Johnny. 1868 01:51:22,789 --> 01:51:25,372 Help. - Johnny, wait. 1869 01:51:25,373 --> 01:51:26,580 Johnny, what are you doing here? 1870 01:51:26,581 --> 01:51:28,413 You should be upstairs with uncle Kans. 1871 01:51:28,414 --> 01:51:31,580 He threw me on the bed. I fell down. 1872 01:51:31,581 --> 01:51:32,663 He sneezed. 1873 01:51:32,664 --> 01:51:35,205 I hit him. Then he lied down. 1874 01:51:35,206 --> 01:51:40,206 I can't do it. 1875 01:51:42,748 --> 01:51:45,455 It's alright. Now do one thing. 1876 01:51:45,456 --> 01:51:47,580 Go inside. Here. 1877 01:51:47,581 --> 01:51:48,955 Take these clothes. 1878 01:51:48,956 --> 01:51:51,997 Get changed and take your place in the conference. 1879 01:51:51,998 --> 01:51:54,622 Ashok and Kumar must be waiting for you, right? 1880 01:51:54,623 --> 01:51:56,997 Will anyone sneeze there? 1881 01:51:56,998 --> 01:51:59,122 Not at all. 1882 01:51:59,123 --> 01:52:00,330 Okay. 1883 01:52:00,331 --> 01:52:01,705 Good boy. 1884 01:52:01,706 --> 01:52:06,706 Good boy. 1885 01:52:14,831 --> 01:52:19,038 Good morning. 1886 01:52:19,039 --> 01:52:23,830 Sorry for the delay, Gentlemen. Please sit down. 1887 01:52:23,831 --> 01:52:26,705 Distinguished members of the Board. 1888 01:52:26,706 --> 01:52:28,247 The agenda of this meeting.. 1889 01:52:28,248 --> 01:52:30,372 ...Is to discuss the future leadership.. 1890 01:52:30,373 --> 01:52:32,663 ...of the Singhania Group of Companies. 1891 01:52:32,664 --> 01:52:36,872 As you all know, due to their illness.. 1892 01:52:36,873 --> 01:52:40,747 ...they had strange fits, they were sent to a asylum. 1893 01:52:40,748 --> 01:52:41,913 They had to undergo treatment. 1894 01:52:41,914 --> 01:52:43,163 Doctors say there's been.. 1895 01:52:43,164 --> 01:52:45,830 ...considerable improvement in their condition. 1896 01:52:45,831 --> 01:52:48,122 Johnny's acting really well. 1897 01:52:48,123 --> 01:52:53,123 But..not enough to handle the companies. 1898 01:52:53,956 --> 01:52:55,997 What? 1899 01:52:55,998 --> 01:53:00,998 I want that the temporary power of attorney.. 1900 01:53:01,914 --> 01:53:06,080 ...vested with me should be made permanent. 1901 01:53:06,081 --> 01:53:10,872 And Ashok Singhania himself will say this. 1902 01:53:10,873 --> 01:53:12,622 Ashok. 1903 01:53:12,623 --> 01:53:14,080 Tell them. 1904 01:53:14,081 --> 01:53:19,081 This is what happens if you trust a madman. 1905 01:53:22,206 --> 01:53:26,247 We were sent to the mental asylum but I think uncle's getting the fits. 1906 01:53:26,248 --> 01:53:28,080 What? Ashok? 1907 01:53:28,081 --> 01:53:32,038 We're just as crazy as all of you. 1908 01:53:32,039 --> 01:53:34,288 I am absolutely fine, Gentlemen. 1909 01:53:34,289 --> 01:53:36,205 And I want my power of attorney.. 1910 01:53:36,206 --> 01:53:38,663 ...to be rightfully returned to me. 1911 01:53:38,664 --> 01:53:39,955 Ashok? - Alright? 1912 01:53:39,956 --> 01:53:44,413 Now all those in favor please raise your hands. 1913 01:53:44,414 --> 01:53:45,747 Thank you. 1914 01:53:45,748 --> 01:53:47,705 What are you all doing? 1915 01:53:47,706 --> 01:53:50,038 It's the question of our company's future. 1916 01:53:50,039 --> 01:53:52,247 Please lower your hands. Lower them. 1917 01:53:52,248 --> 01:53:54,080 Down. Please, down. 1918 01:53:54,081 --> 01:53:56,622 I think Ashok's getting fits again. 1919 01:53:56,623 --> 01:53:59,830 Ashok, you were just saying.. 1920 01:53:59,831 --> 01:54:02,663 ...that you can't even ride a cycle, let alone run a company. 1921 01:54:02,664 --> 01:54:04,372 Hey uncle, enough of you. 1922 01:54:04,373 --> 01:54:06,330 You think we'll just listen quietly to whatever you say. 1923 01:54:06,331 --> 01:54:07,872 Kumar, stay out of this. 1924 01:54:07,873 --> 01:54:09,288 Why should he stay out of this? 1925 01:54:09,289 --> 01:54:10,455 Because he isn't family member. 1926 01:54:10,456 --> 01:54:11,663 He's like family. 1927 01:54:11,664 --> 01:54:13,080 Like family, but he isn't family. 1928 01:54:13,081 --> 01:54:14,913 Get lost you.. 1929 01:54:14,914 --> 01:54:17,997 To hell with the reality show. - Don't say that. 1930 01:54:17,998 --> 01:54:19,413 We're so close to winning. 1931 01:54:19,414 --> 01:54:22,413 And if we don't go for the meeting we'll be disqualified. 1932 01:54:22,414 --> 01:54:25,538 Come on, please. Please, let's go. 1933 01:54:25,539 --> 01:54:30,539 Okay. - Thank you, let's go. 1934 01:54:37,248 --> 01:54:40,288 Sorry. - Sorry. 1935 01:54:40,289 --> 01:54:43,288 We'll never do it again. - I'll never do it again. 1936 01:54:43,289 --> 01:54:48,080 Shall we go for the meeting? 1937 01:54:48,081 --> 01:54:49,663 Stop it! - He cannot talk to me like this. 1938 01:54:49,664 --> 01:54:51,330 Calm down. 1939 01:54:51,331 --> 01:54:52,372 Hold on! 1940 01:54:52,373 --> 01:54:54,413 Hold on! Wait. Please. 1941 01:54:54,414 --> 01:54:56,497 There's a small confusion. 1942 01:54:56,498 --> 01:54:59,705 Please step outside and sort out this confusion peacefully. 1943 01:54:59,706 --> 01:55:01,163 Please step outside. 1944 01:55:01,164 --> 01:55:03,163 Come outside right now. - Let's go. 1945 01:55:03,164 --> 01:55:07,497 Come outside right now. - Yes, come. 1946 01:55:07,498 --> 01:55:12,498 I am sorry, it's just a misunderstanding. 1947 01:55:13,373 --> 01:55:16,038 Wow! That was fast. 1948 01:55:16,039 --> 01:55:21,039 Is it all sorted? 1949 01:55:21,414 --> 01:55:26,414 So what have you all decided? 1950 01:55:28,998 --> 01:55:31,580 Distinguished members of the board. 1951 01:55:31,581 --> 01:55:35,622 As you all know, due to their illness.. 1952 01:55:35,623 --> 01:55:38,330 ...they suffered strange fits. 1953 01:55:38,331 --> 01:55:40,163 They were sent to the mental asylum. 1954 01:55:40,164 --> 01:55:41,872 They had to undergo treatment. 1955 01:55:41,873 --> 01:55:43,872 The doctors say that.. 1956 01:55:43,873 --> 01:55:47,872 ...there's been considerable improvement in their condition. 1957 01:55:47,873 --> 01:55:50,455 In fact, the improvement's so good.. 1958 01:55:50,456 --> 01:55:54,455 ...that they can run the companies again. 1959 01:55:54,456 --> 01:55:54,997 What? 1960 01:55:54,998 --> 01:55:58,247 I would like to request you all.. 1961 01:55:58,248 --> 01:56:03,248 ...to return the temporary power of attorney.. 1962 01:56:03,498 --> 01:56:06,872 ...vested with me back to Ashok. 1963 01:56:06,873 --> 01:56:10,497 What are you doing? 1964 01:56:10,498 --> 01:56:12,538 Uncle taught us something else.. 1965 01:56:12,539 --> 01:56:14,413 ...and now he's saying something different. 1966 01:56:14,414 --> 01:56:18,788 I think..he's gone crazy after that fat girl. 1967 01:56:18,789 --> 01:56:19,997 Yes. 1968 01:56:19,998 --> 01:56:22,455 But you say what you've been taught. 1969 01:56:22,456 --> 01:56:27,413 All those in favor please raise your hands. 1970 01:56:27,414 --> 01:56:29,455 My God! 1971 01:56:29,456 --> 01:56:31,997 Get up. - No, no, no, what are you all doing? 1972 01:56:31,998 --> 01:56:34,288 Hands down, hands down. You also down. 1973 01:56:34,289 --> 01:56:35,288 Hands down. 1974 01:56:35,289 --> 01:56:38,830 Hey baldy, lower your hand. 1975 01:56:38,831 --> 01:56:40,830 I admit we aren't mad.. 1976 01:56:40,831 --> 01:56:42,622 But we're still crazy. 1977 01:56:42,623 --> 01:56:44,288 So I suggest that you.. 1978 01:56:44,289 --> 01:56:48,372 ...make this temporary power of attorney permanent.. 1979 01:56:48,373 --> 01:56:50,247 ...and give it to uncle. 1980 01:56:50,248 --> 01:56:54,372 What are you saying? 1981 01:56:54,373 --> 01:56:56,080 No, no, no. 1982 01:56:56,081 --> 01:56:59,247 Give it to them. 1983 01:56:59,248 --> 01:57:01,580 No,no,no,no. 1984 01:57:01,581 --> 01:57:04,538 Give it to him. 1985 01:57:04,539 --> 01:57:05,288 Stop it. - Come on. 1986 01:57:05,289 --> 01:57:07,205 Why you.. - Enough!Enough!Enough!Enough! 1987 01:57:07,206 --> 01:57:08,372 What are you doing? 1988 01:57:08,373 --> 01:57:10,330 You got so engrossed in uncle's character.. 1989 01:57:10,331 --> 01:57:13,622 ...that you forgot you're his look-alike. 1990 01:57:13,623 --> 01:57:16,288 You're Johnny from Ward-C. 1991 01:57:16,289 --> 01:57:17,872 We got you out of jail. 1992 01:57:17,873 --> 01:57:18,830 We trained you. 1993 01:57:18,831 --> 01:57:20,205 We were going to make your life better. 1994 01:57:20,206 --> 01:57:22,205 And you were uttering rubbish in the meeting. 1995 01:57:22,206 --> 01:57:25,372 Now look, you know what to do once you're inside. 1996 01:57:25,373 --> 01:57:27,622 You've to handover all the companies to me. 1997 01:57:27,623 --> 01:57:29,622 Understand? 1998 01:57:29,623 --> 01:57:31,747 Yes. 1999 01:57:31,748 --> 01:57:34,622 Now..l understand everything. 2000 01:57:34,623 --> 01:57:38,038 Good. Now let's go inside. 2001 01:57:38,039 --> 01:57:43,039 Come on. 2002 01:57:46,289 --> 01:57:47,705 I beg your pardon, sir. 2003 01:57:47,706 --> 01:57:52,706 Let me clean it. Let me clean it. 2004 01:57:55,998 --> 01:58:00,998 Oh.. 2005 01:58:10,664 --> 01:58:13,080 But you should get the companies. 2006 01:58:13,081 --> 01:58:15,205 No, no, no. You should get the companies. 2007 01:58:15,206 --> 01:58:18,538 But what will I do with these companies? 2008 01:58:18,539 --> 01:58:21,705 But what will I do with these companies. 2009 01:58:21,706 --> 01:58:25,330 Will you all shut up! 2010 01:58:25,331 --> 01:58:28,747 There's a limit to everything! 2011 01:58:28,748 --> 01:58:30,872 I am extremely sorry. 2012 01:58:30,873 --> 01:58:34,955 I think there's still some confusion. 2013 01:58:34,956 --> 01:58:37,538 Please step outside.. 2014 01:58:37,539 --> 01:58:41,747 ...and sort this confusion out peacefully. 2015 01:58:41,748 --> 01:58:44,830 Uncle, you first. 2016 01:58:44,831 --> 01:58:48,163 No, no, no, you first. 2017 01:58:48,164 --> 01:58:49,872 No, no, no, uncle.. 2018 01:58:49,873 --> 01:58:52,872 I beg you. Please. 2019 01:58:52,873 --> 01:58:55,538 For God sake.. please go out and sort this. 2020 01:58:55,539 --> 01:59:00,539 Please step outside. 2021 01:59:03,748 --> 01:59:08,748 I am.. 2022 01:59:09,456 --> 01:59:13,830 What? 2023 01:59:13,831 --> 01:59:15,413 They are the real ones. 2024 01:59:15,414 --> 01:59:16,455 What? 2025 01:59:16,456 --> 01:59:18,955 They are the real Ashok and Kumar. 2026 01:59:18,956 --> 01:59:21,122 I wonder where those crazy fellows disappeared to. 2027 01:59:21,123 --> 01:59:23,872 Do something or we'll lose the entire fortune. 2028 01:59:23,873 --> 01:59:26,080 Do something. - Relax, I'll do something. 2029 01:59:26,081 --> 01:59:28,205 Members of the board. 2030 01:59:28,206 --> 01:59:32,455 All the confusion is now completely cured. 2031 01:59:32,456 --> 01:59:34,622 The man who's been dreaming.. 2032 01:59:34,623 --> 01:59:37,872 ...to be the chairman of this company.. 2033 01:59:37,873 --> 01:59:40,038 ...wants to say something to all of you. 2034 01:59:40,039 --> 01:59:45,039 Come, uncle. 2035 01:59:45,498 --> 01:59:50,498 Will you tell the truth.. or do I? 2036 01:59:52,039 --> 01:59:55,788 Come on, uncle, everyone's waiting. 2037 01:59:55,789 --> 02:00:00,789 Actually.. 2038 02:00:01,581 --> 02:00:02,705 No, you take it. 2039 02:00:02,706 --> 02:00:06,205 What's going on? 2040 02:00:06,206 --> 02:00:07,955 Oh, God! 2041 02:00:07,956 --> 02:00:09,455 Shock! Shock! 2042 02:00:09,456 --> 02:00:11,247 What are you waiting for? Run. 2043 02:00:11,248 --> 02:00:13,372 Fire! There's a fire in the hotel. 2044 02:00:13,373 --> 02:00:18,373 Everyone get out. 2045 02:00:27,081 --> 02:00:30,705 He escaped. 2046 02:00:30,706 --> 02:00:32,830 Relax, kunwar. - What relax? 2047 02:00:32,831 --> 02:00:35,622 That Ashok and Kumar came up with my look-alike. 2048 02:00:35,623 --> 02:00:38,122 And I wonder where our crazy Ashok and Kumar disappeared to. 2049 02:00:38,123 --> 02:00:40,080 Your Plan A and Plan B failed miserably. 2050 02:00:40,081 --> 02:00:41,372 You're telling me to relax. 2051 02:00:41,373 --> 02:00:44,663 Look, Plan A and Plan B failed.. 2052 02:00:44,664 --> 02:00:47,580 ...but Plan C won't. 2053 02:00:47,581 --> 02:00:49,538 What Plan C? 2054 02:00:49,539 --> 02:00:54,539 Ashok. Kumar. 2055 02:01:03,956 --> 02:01:08,956 Oh, these two fools were hiding at your place. 2056 02:01:09,039 --> 02:01:10,997 Hi, uncle. 2057 02:01:10,998 --> 02:01:12,997 You've put on weight again. 2058 02:01:12,998 --> 02:01:15,747 Let's go take..steam, sauna. 2059 02:01:15,748 --> 02:01:20,748 First we'll take steam.. and then sauna. 2060 02:01:22,873 --> 02:01:25,455 Why are they talking like Chinku-Pinku? 2061 02:01:25,456 --> 02:01:27,997 Because they aren't your crazy Ashok and Kumar. 2062 02:01:27,998 --> 02:01:31,122 In fact, they are my assistants Chinku-Pinku. 2063 02:01:31,123 --> 02:01:31,955 Yes. 2064 02:01:31,956 --> 02:01:32,705 What? 2065 02:01:32,706 --> 02:01:34,163 How is that even possible? 2066 02:01:34,164 --> 02:01:37,038 When you were training those crazy Ashok and Kumar.. 2067 02:01:37,039 --> 02:01:40,413 ...I was capturing their facial molecular structure. 2068 02:01:40,414 --> 02:01:44,330 So that I could perform plastic surgery on them. 2069 02:01:44,331 --> 02:01:49,331 Plastic surgery? 2070 02:01:50,289 --> 02:01:52,705 Oh my, God. 2071 02:01:52,706 --> 02:01:54,122 Oh my, God. 2072 02:01:54,123 --> 02:01:56,497 Oh my, God! 2073 02:01:56,498 --> 02:02:00,955 But..why do these two sound like Ashok and Kumar. 2074 02:02:00,956 --> 02:02:03,497 Voice modulator chip. 2075 02:02:03,498 --> 02:02:05,288 He stuffed it in himself. 2076 02:02:05,289 --> 02:02:07,830 This is really fantastic. 2077 02:02:07,831 --> 02:02:09,622 Now tomorrow, at the House of Commons.. 2078 02:02:09,623 --> 02:02:12,122 ...Chinku and Pinku.. No. 2079 02:02:12,123 --> 02:02:14,080 Ashok and Kumar will go with us. 2080 02:02:14,081 --> 02:02:15,497 And finally they will handover.. 2081 02:02:15,498 --> 02:02:17,038 ...the entire property to me. - Yes. 2082 02:02:17,039 --> 02:02:19,205 Don't forget my One million Pounds. 2083 02:02:19,206 --> 02:02:21,163 Why one million, Doc, I'll give you two million. 2084 02:02:21,164 --> 02:02:22,330 You're a genius. 2085 02:02:22,331 --> 02:02:25,163 And..us? 2086 02:02:25,164 --> 02:02:27,497 Yes, I'll give you two as well. 2087 02:02:27,498 --> 02:02:32,498 Really? 2088 02:02:33,998 --> 02:02:37,538 We're really going through a bad phase. 2089 02:02:37,539 --> 02:02:40,747 Uncle Kans knows we've his look-alike. 2090 02:02:40,748 --> 02:02:43,288 And actually speaking he's no longer with us. 2091 02:02:43,289 --> 02:02:45,663 I wonder where Johnny disappeared to. 2092 02:02:45,664 --> 02:02:47,955 Things just cannot get worse for us. 2093 02:02:47,956 --> 02:02:51,038 Sorry, guys, they just did. 2094 02:02:51,039 --> 02:02:56,039 Look. 2095 02:02:59,706 --> 02:03:01,038 What the hell. 2096 02:03:01,039 --> 02:03:02,955 Kunwar Amar Nath Singh's the new owner.. 2097 02:03:02,956 --> 02:03:05,247 ...of Singhania Group of Companies. 2098 02:03:05,248 --> 02:03:07,122 Official signing is tomorrow. 2099 02:03:07,123 --> 02:03:09,913 At the House of Commons. 2100 02:03:09,914 --> 02:03:13,538 How did this happen? 2101 02:03:13,539 --> 02:03:15,288 Don't worry. 2102 02:03:15,289 --> 02:03:17,538 The official signing hasn't taken place yet. 2103 02:03:17,539 --> 02:03:21,622 We still have one day to stop him. 2104 02:03:21,623 --> 02:03:23,497 But where do we find that crazy Johnny? 2105 02:03:23,498 --> 02:03:26,372 Dear, I've finished my chores. Can I leave? 2106 02:03:26,373 --> 02:03:27,830 Yes, aunt. 2107 02:03:27,831 --> 02:03:32,831 That's my Balbir. 2108 02:03:33,623 --> 02:03:36,122 Do you know Balbir? 2109 02:03:36,123 --> 02:03:38,913 No, aunt. You're mistaken. 2110 02:03:38,914 --> 02:03:43,913 He isn't Balbir, that's their uncle Kans. 2111 02:03:43,914 --> 02:03:48,122 If he's Kans.. then you're Shrupnakha(Demoness). 2112 02:03:48,123 --> 02:03:50,830 How long have I been your housemaid? 2113 02:03:50,831 --> 02:03:51,622 Ten years. 2114 02:03:51,623 --> 02:03:53,705 Have I ever lied? 2115 02:03:53,706 --> 02:03:57,705 But.. - I said that's my nephew Balbir, then that's Balbir. 2116 02:03:57,706 --> 02:04:02,038 Aunt, I am sorry..but, are you sure? 2117 02:04:02,039 --> 02:04:03,705 Look at them. 2118 02:04:03,706 --> 02:04:07,163 How dare you doubt me? 2119 02:04:07,164 --> 02:04:10,413 You two are in the photo too, so why ask me? 2120 02:04:10,414 --> 02:04:12,913 That's my nephew Balbir. 2121 02:04:12,914 --> 02:04:16,747 He runs a nightclub in South Hall. 2122 02:04:16,748 --> 02:04:20,580 See you. 2123 02:04:20,581 --> 02:04:22,288 Balbir. 2124 02:04:22,289 --> 02:04:23,747 That means.. 2125 02:04:23,748 --> 02:04:26,830 Triple Role! 2126 02:04:26,831 --> 02:04:27,747 Baby. 2127 02:04:27,748 --> 02:04:29,288 Baby doll, don't do it. 2128 02:04:29,289 --> 02:04:30,830 Listen to me. 2129 02:04:30,831 --> 02:04:33,247 What are you doing? I'll be ruined. 2130 02:04:33,248 --> 02:04:36,497 You know..how important today's function is. 2131 02:04:36,498 --> 02:04:37,997 Listen to me. 2132 02:04:37,998 --> 02:04:41,747 Hello. Hello. 2133 02:04:41,748 --> 02:04:46,748 Balbir. 2134 02:04:47,831 --> 02:04:50,288 Why are you all staring at me? 2135 02:04:50,289 --> 02:04:51,872 Who are you people? What do you want? 2136 02:04:51,873 --> 02:04:53,663 Same face. 2137 02:04:53,664 --> 02:04:55,080 Say it. 2138 02:04:55,081 --> 02:04:59,330 Balbir, we need your help. 2139 02:04:59,331 --> 02:05:00,955 Help? 2140 02:05:00,956 --> 02:05:04,830 A poor man has limited means. 2141 02:05:04,831 --> 02:05:07,288 I am not capable of helping anyone. 2142 02:05:07,289 --> 02:05:09,413 I need help myself. 2143 02:05:09,414 --> 02:05:11,247 The item girl of this dance bar.. 2144 02:05:11,248 --> 02:05:15,038 ...who's the main attraction here signed a movie. 2145 02:05:15,039 --> 02:05:16,205 Sir, please listen to us. 2146 02:05:16,206 --> 02:05:18,205 When I came here from Ludhiana.. 2147 02:05:18,206 --> 02:05:21,788 ...everyone said a dance bar will never do good business in South Hall. 2148 02:05:21,789 --> 02:05:23,997 But I made it successful. I did. 2149 02:05:23,998 --> 02:05:26,955 And today's this dance bar's 5th Anniversary. 2150 02:05:26,956 --> 02:05:29,080 The people will be here in half an hour. 2151 02:05:29,081 --> 02:05:33,247 But the girl they're coming here to watch isn't here. 2152 02:05:33,248 --> 02:05:37,372 Now..will I dance here in my shorts? 2153 02:05:37,373 --> 02:05:40,788 I am ruined. I'll be humiliated. 2154 02:05:40,789 --> 02:05:43,497 My dance bar will close down. What do I do? 2155 02:05:43,498 --> 02:05:44,997 Balbir. 2156 02:05:44,998 --> 02:05:47,330 We can help you. 2157 02:05:47,331 --> 02:05:52,331 One minute. Guys, come here. 2158 02:05:53,831 --> 02:05:55,163 Your dance bar won't close down.. 2159 02:05:55,164 --> 02:05:56,330 ...nor will your show be cancelled. 2160 02:05:56,331 --> 02:05:57,830 Neither will you be humiliated. 2161 02:05:57,831 --> 02:06:02,122 But..if we help you, you will have to help us in return. 2162 02:06:02,123 --> 02:06:03,163 Anything- 2163 02:06:03,164 --> 02:06:05,455 I am ready to do anything, I swear. 2164 02:06:05,456 --> 02:06:08,330 I'll do as you say, please. 2165 02:06:08,331 --> 02:06:13,331 But what are you all going to do? 2166 02:06:38,414 --> 02:06:40,455 "By god, we will serve you." 2167 02:06:40,456 --> 02:06:42,413 "Oh my queen Bullo." 2168 02:06:42,414 --> 02:06:44,455 "By god, it will be a big hit." 2169 02:06:44,456 --> 02:06:46,413 "Our love story." 2170 02:06:46,414 --> 02:06:48,455 "By god, come for my sake." 2171 02:06:48,456 --> 02:06:50,455 "Come, come, come, come." 2172 02:06:50,456 --> 02:06:52,372 "By god, don't break my heart by leaving." 2173 02:06:52,373 --> 02:06:55,913 "Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go." 2174 02:06:55,914 --> 02:06:59,913 "How can I simply give my heart to you?" 2175 02:06:59,914 --> 02:07:03,955 "My love will prove very dear to you." 2176 02:07:03,956 --> 02:07:05,872 uGo away, go awayﬂu 2177 02:07:05,873 --> 02:07:10,873 "Come, come. Come to your lover's market." 2178 02:07:13,748 --> 02:07:18,748 "Come, come. Come to your lover's market." 2179 02:07:28,706 --> 02:07:32,705 "Why do you produce new stories every day?" 2180 02:07:32,706 --> 02:07:36,663 "Why do you come here to squander your peace and solace?" 2181 02:07:36,664 --> 02:07:40,622 "You are my peace, you are my solace." 2182 02:07:40,623 --> 02:07:45,623 "Come evening and my heart leads me to your path." 2183 02:07:45,789 --> 02:07:49,955 "How can I simply give my heart to you?" 2184 02:07:49,956 --> 02:07:53,747 "My love will prove very dear to you." 2185 02:07:53,748 --> 02:07:55,872 uGo away, go awayﬂu 2186 02:07:55,873 --> 02:08:00,873 "Come, come. Come to your lover's market." 2187 02:08:03,748 --> 02:08:08,748 "Come, come. Come to your lover's market." 2188 02:08:10,414 --> 02:08:12,330 "Come by car if not by scooty." 2189 02:08:12,331 --> 02:08:14,455 "Cross the seven seas and come to me." 2190 02:08:14,456 --> 02:08:16,538 "My heart beckons, come with love." 2191 02:08:16,539 --> 02:08:21,539 "Come, come, come, come." 2192 02:08:30,706 --> 02:08:34,705 "Don't underestimate my attitude." 2193 02:08:34,706 --> 02:08:38,705 "My love is razor sharp, not a mystery." 2194 02:08:38,706 --> 02:08:42,747 I am your confidant, I am your Romeo." 2195 02:08:42,748 --> 02:08:47,748 "My heart truly loves you, it is not a traitor." 2196 02:08:47,914 --> 02:08:51,872 "How can I simply give my heart to you?" 2197 02:08:51,873 --> 02:08:55,830 "My love will prove very dear to you." 2198 02:08:55,831 --> 02:08:57,872 uGo away, go awayﬂu 2199 02:08:57,873 --> 02:09:02,873 "Come, come. Come to your lover's market." 2200 02:09:05,748 --> 02:09:10,748 "Come, come. Come to your lover's market." 2201 02:09:30,998 --> 02:09:34,247 The mental asylum is much better then this outer world. 2202 02:09:34,248 --> 02:09:36,163 Yes, in there we're given electric shocks.. 2203 02:09:36,164 --> 02:09:37,955 ...only if we make a mistake 2204 02:09:37,956 --> 02:09:41,205 Out here..we always get shocked one way or another. 2205 02:09:41,206 --> 02:09:44,247 And then..my Shivani's here too. 2206 02:09:44,248 --> 02:09:46,205 Come on, let's go inside. 2207 02:09:46,206 --> 02:09:48,413 We don't want to win this reality show. Come on. 2208 02:09:48,414 --> 02:09:53,330 That wasn't a reality show. 2209 02:09:53,331 --> 02:09:56,372 Uncle! - No. 2210 02:09:56,373 --> 02:09:57,747 I am not uncle. 2211 02:09:57,748 --> 02:10:00,080 I am the uncle's look-alike, Johnny. 2212 02:10:00,081 --> 02:10:04,705 And you two are Ashok and Kumar's look-alikes. 2213 02:10:04,706 --> 02:10:09,706 Look-alikes? 2214 02:10:14,081 --> 02:10:16,747 We should help Ashok and Kumar. 2215 02:10:16,748 --> 02:10:18,288 They are very nice people. 2216 02:10:18,289 --> 02:10:21,997 All our lives we've done only bad things. 2217 02:10:21,998 --> 02:10:25,205 Now we've an opportunity to do something good. 2218 02:10:25,206 --> 02:10:29,080 Let's go..and expose that rascal uncle. 2219 02:10:29,081 --> 02:10:32,163 Hello, boys! 2220 02:10:32,164 --> 02:10:37,164 I am back! 2221 02:10:38,164 --> 02:10:42,413 Because of you three, the people of Burma.. 2222 02:10:42,414 --> 02:10:44,913 ...left me unworthy of facing anyone. 2223 02:10:44,914 --> 02:10:46,122 What? - But now.. 2224 02:10:46,123 --> 02:10:48,497 ...I'll take you three back.. 2225 02:10:48,498 --> 02:10:51,247 ...and I'll get my old job again. 2226 02:10:51,248 --> 02:10:53,497 Come on. - Shut up! 2227 02:10:53,498 --> 02:10:55,538 Shut up? 2228 02:10:55,539 --> 02:11:00,539 You insect. Spineless creature. 2229 02:11:08,706 --> 02:11:11,288 Slapstick comedy! 2230 02:11:11,289 --> 02:11:14,038 Why you? - Stop. 2231 02:11:14,039 --> 02:11:15,788 You are mistaken. 2232 02:11:15,789 --> 02:11:18,247 L..l am kunwar Amar Nath Singh. 2233 02:11:18,248 --> 02:11:20,080 And these two aren't the Ashok and Kumar.. 2234 02:11:20,081 --> 02:11:21,955 ...from your mental asylum. 2235 02:11:21,956 --> 02:11:23,705 They are my Ashok and Kumar. 2236 02:11:23,706 --> 02:11:24,955 Millionaires. 2237 02:11:24,956 --> 02:11:25,955 But..but.. 2238 02:11:25,956 --> 02:11:28,830 What but? Are you stupid? 2239 02:11:28,831 --> 02:11:30,705 They Ashok and Kumar you're looking for.. 2240 02:11:30,706 --> 02:11:32,247 ...are our look-alikes. - Yes. 2241 02:11:32,248 --> 02:11:34,872 Look-alikes. New story. 2242 02:11:34,873 --> 02:11:36,872 I'll tell your story to the world. 2243 02:11:36,873 --> 02:11:38,372 What the people of Burma did with you.. 2244 02:11:38,373 --> 02:11:40,163 ...should I put that on Facebook? 2245 02:11:40,164 --> 02:11:42,413 Should I put it on Whatsapp? - Should I put it on Twitter? 2246 02:11:42,414 --> 02:11:44,497 He has many followers on Twitter. I don't know how? 2247 02:11:44,498 --> 02:11:45,913 But I do. I do. 2248 02:11:45,914 --> 02:11:47,247 Yes. 2249 02:11:47,248 --> 02:11:49,663 I hate social networking. 2250 02:11:49,664 --> 02:11:52,205 Let us go, we'll go and catch those look-alikes. 2251 02:11:52,206 --> 02:11:53,413 Halt! 2252 02:11:53,414 --> 02:11:57,497 Sir. Sir, take me along too. 2253 02:11:57,498 --> 02:11:59,830 For the sake of my tainted honor. 2254 02:11:59,831 --> 02:12:02,455 When I find those three.. 2255 02:12:02,456 --> 02:12:06,997 ...I'll make their plight such that.. 2256 02:12:06,998 --> 02:12:08,580 Why are you scared? 2257 02:12:08,581 --> 02:12:10,830 I was talking about those look-alikes. 2258 02:12:10,831 --> 02:12:12,163 Follow me. - This way. 2259 02:12:12,164 --> 02:12:17,164 Follow me. 2260 02:12:19,039 --> 02:12:22,080 Today, on the special occasion of 15th August.. 2261 02:12:22,081 --> 02:12:23,997 ...I would like to welcome all of you. 2262 02:12:23,998 --> 02:12:26,330 I would like to call the guest of honor.. 2263 02:12:26,331 --> 02:12:29,372 ...His royal Highness, the Prince of Wales.. 2264 02:12:29,373 --> 02:12:34,373 ...Prince Charles on stage to say a few words. 2265 02:12:45,539 --> 02:12:47,872 Thank you very much, Ashok. 2266 02:12:47,873 --> 02:12:51,747 Ladies and Gentlemen, it really is a great honor to be here. 2267 02:12:51,748 --> 02:12:55,038 The Royal family has always made the effort.. 2268 02:12:55,039 --> 02:12:57,163 ...to strengthen the bonds between.. 2269 02:12:57,164 --> 02:13:02,164 ...the United Kingdom and India. 2270 02:13:02,956 --> 02:13:05,913 Revenge! Revenge! Revenge! 2271 02:13:05,914 --> 02:13:09,955 After ruining me Ashok and Kumar.. 2272 02:13:09,956 --> 02:13:12,663 ...are posing as millionaires. 2273 02:13:12,664 --> 02:13:17,664 I swear on God, they won't escape my wrath today. 2274 02:13:19,164 --> 02:13:21,830 Thappa and his papa. 2275 02:13:21,831 --> 02:13:24,580 Did you fix the bomb properly in the chandelier? 2276 02:13:24,581 --> 02:13:29,581 Yes, boss. 2277 02:13:30,498 --> 02:13:33,247 Now let's activate it and get out of here. 2278 02:13:33,248 --> 02:13:38,248 The bomb will explode in exactly two minutes. 2279 02:13:40,414 --> 02:13:45,414 Why isn't the light coming on? 2280 02:13:47,623 --> 02:13:48,872 Battery? 2281 02:13:48,873 --> 02:13:50,247 We don't have batteries. 2282 02:13:50,248 --> 02:13:53,955 Go buy batteries from the store. 2283 02:13:53,956 --> 02:13:55,372 Go on. 2284 02:13:55,373 --> 02:13:58,955 Like every year, we'll donate a cheque.. 2285 02:13:58,956 --> 02:14:03,122 ...to the Prince Charles Charitable Organization. 2286 02:14:03,123 --> 02:14:07,372 But this year..l won't do this good deed myself. 2287 02:14:07,373 --> 02:14:11,955 In fact, the future boss of the Singhania Group of Companies.. 2288 02:14:11,956 --> 02:14:16,455 ...kunwar Amar Nath Singh will do the honors. 2289 02:14:16,456 --> 02:14:18,622 What are you saying? - Yes, your Highness. 2290 02:14:18,623 --> 02:14:23,163 Unfortunately, due to my degrading mental condition.. 2291 02:14:23,164 --> 02:14:25,913 ...I had to take this step. 2292 02:14:25,914 --> 02:14:28,247 Today, in everyone's presence.. 2293 02:14:28,248 --> 02:14:31,830 With Prince Charles as my witness. 2294 02:14:31,831 --> 02:14:33,413 Today, I officially handover.. 2295 02:14:33,414 --> 02:14:36,205 ...the Singhania Group properties and fortune.. 2296 02:14:36,206 --> 02:14:41,206 ...to my uncle, kunwar Amar Nath Singh. 2297 02:14:52,581 --> 02:14:57,581 Slop! 2298 02:15:05,914 --> 02:15:08,913 How can this man handover the fortune.. 2299 02:15:08,914 --> 02:15:12,788 ...when it doesn't belong to him. 2300 02:15:12,789 --> 02:15:17,789 He's absolutely right. 2301 02:15:18,331 --> 02:15:22,122 He isn't the real Ashok, or the real Kumar.. 2302 02:15:22,123 --> 02:15:25,372 ...nor is he the real uncle. 2303 02:15:25,373 --> 02:15:30,373 Here's..the real Ashok. 2304 02:15:47,456 --> 02:15:52,456 Three people with double roles. 2305 02:15:54,414 --> 02:15:56,455 Your Majesty, these three are escaped patients.. 2306 02:15:56,456 --> 02:15:57,913 ...from the mental asylum. 2307 02:15:57,914 --> 02:15:59,705 Impossible. 2308 02:15:59,706 --> 02:16:00,997 Is that true? 2309 02:16:00,998 --> 02:16:03,038 No. - No. 2310 02:16:03,039 --> 02:16:05,663 Your Majesty, they are lying. 2311 02:16:05,664 --> 02:16:08,122 They are insane. - Yes. 2312 02:16:08,123 --> 02:16:11,163 Great. Blaming us instead. 2313 02:16:11,164 --> 02:16:13,122 Shut up, crazy. - You are crazy. 2314 02:16:13,123 --> 02:16:15,413 No, you're crazy. - You're crazy. 2315 02:16:15,414 --> 02:16:18,330 You three are crazy. - Halt. 2316 02:16:18,331 --> 02:16:23,080 I'll tell you who's really.. 2317 02:16:23,081 --> 02:16:28,081 What is going on? 2318 02:16:37,706 --> 02:16:40,830 One more. 2319 02:16:40,831 --> 02:16:42,080 What the" 2320 02:16:42,081 --> 02:16:44,497 Three people with triple roles. 2321 02:16:44,498 --> 02:16:46,538 You said you have look-alikes. 2322 02:16:46,539 --> 02:16:48,455 But even your look-alikes have look-alikes. 2323 02:16:48,456 --> 02:16:50,538 That means three people with triple roles. 2324 02:16:50,539 --> 02:16:52,205 Three times three! 2325 02:16:52,206 --> 02:16:53,122 We don't know that. 2326 02:16:53,123 --> 02:16:55,622 But we do know that one group's real and the other's fake. 2327 02:16:55,623 --> 02:16:59,330 Which group are you? - We're the crazy group. 2328 02:16:59,331 --> 02:17:01,913 They are the crazy ones, not them. 2329 02:17:01,914 --> 02:17:02,997 They are the crazy group. 2330 02:17:02,998 --> 02:17:04,705 We aren't mad. - How dare you? 2331 02:17:04,706 --> 02:17:06,788 Are you calling us crazy? - Yes, you're crazy. 2332 02:17:06,789 --> 02:17:09,205 They are the crazy ones. - Oh my God, confession. 2333 02:17:09,206 --> 02:17:10,788 They're admitting they are crazy. 2334 02:17:10,789 --> 02:17:13,538 We aren't mad. - We're just crazy. 2335 02:17:13,539 --> 02:17:15,413 I am going crazy here. 2336 02:17:15,414 --> 02:17:18,080 This is more confusing than my first marriage. 2337 02:17:18,081 --> 02:17:20,038 Who's real? Who's fake? 2338 02:17:20,039 --> 02:17:21,330 We're real. 2339 02:17:21,331 --> 02:17:22,455 We're real. 2340 02:17:22,456 --> 02:17:23,580 We're crazy. 2341 02:17:23,581 --> 02:17:24,997 One of them is real. 2342 02:17:24,998 --> 02:17:27,330 Security! Security! Take them away. 2343 02:17:27,331 --> 02:17:29,497 Rascal.. - Why you.. 2344 02:17:29,498 --> 02:17:31,788 I'll show you who's real. 2345 02:17:31,789 --> 02:17:33,997 Let go my collar. 2346 02:17:33,998 --> 02:17:36,205 Let's go the asylum. - Is there a bed. 2347 02:17:36,206 --> 02:17:37,705 Come on. 2348 02:17:37,706 --> 02:17:39,538 Reality show uncle. 2349 02:17:39,539 --> 02:17:44,247 Once the batteries arrive I will blow everyone up. 2350 02:17:44,248 --> 02:17:46,747 Are you Crazy or what? 2351 02:17:46,748 --> 02:17:48,038 We aren't crazy. 2352 02:17:48,039 --> 02:17:49,580 We aren't crazy. 2353 02:17:49,581 --> 02:17:52,372 This one's for Hitler. 2354 02:17:52,373 --> 02:17:54,455 This one's for Churchill. 2355 02:17:54,456 --> 02:17:57,038 Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze. 2356 02:17:57,039 --> 02:17:58,330 Who are you? 2357 02:17:58,331 --> 02:17:59,705 I am Ashok. - I am Kumar. 2358 02:17:59,706 --> 02:18:00,622 Which one? 2359 02:18:00,623 --> 02:18:05,623 Slop! 2360 02:18:16,498 --> 02:18:18,538 I'll tell you.. 2361 02:18:18,539 --> 02:18:23,539 ...who the real Ashok Singhania, my son is. 2362 02:18:57,748 --> 02:18:59,747 This is my son, Ashok. 2363 02:18:59,748 --> 02:19:02,163 The real Ashok Singhania. 2364 02:19:02,164 --> 02:19:04,538 Because only a son.. 2365 02:19:04,539 --> 02:19:09,539 ...sheds tears seeing his father. 2366 02:19:10,331 --> 02:19:12,080 SQ“! 2367 02:19:12,081 --> 02:19:17,081 Dad. 2368 02:19:24,873 --> 02:19:26,997 I knew, dad.. 2369 02:19:26,998 --> 02:19:28,663 ...that you will be fine some day. 2370 02:19:28,664 --> 02:19:31,080 I had to, son. 2371 02:19:31,081 --> 02:19:36,081 Otherwise I would have had to listen to your rotten jokes. 2372 02:19:38,498 --> 02:19:42,747 Battery. - Battery, Give it. 2373 02:19:42,748 --> 02:19:44,247 Enough. 2374 02:19:44,248 --> 02:19:49,163 Enough of this father-son emotional scene. 2375 02:19:49,164 --> 02:19:51,122 At least this clears one thing.. 2376 02:19:51,123 --> 02:19:53,372 ...that you're the real Ashok. 2377 02:19:53,373 --> 02:19:55,788 Now handover your fortune to me.. 2378 02:19:55,789 --> 02:19:59,163 ...or this will be the last day of your father's life. 2379 02:19:59,164 --> 02:20:02,705 No. I'll sign. 2380 02:20:02,706 --> 02:20:07,706 Here. 2381 02:20:25,956 --> 02:20:26,622 Dad. 2382 02:20:26,623 --> 02:20:31,623 That's a bomb. 2383 02:20:38,498 --> 02:20:43,497 What's the matter! 2384 02:20:43,498 --> 02:20:48,498 Mr. Singhania's about to explode. Run! 2385 02:20:54,539 --> 02:20:59,539 Dad. 2386 02:21:04,248 --> 02:21:08,663 Oh my, God! 2387 02:21:08,664 --> 02:21:13,664 Oh my, God! 2388 02:21:20,289 --> 02:21:23,038 I can't touch this bomb. - Me neither. 2389 02:21:23,039 --> 02:21:26,205 Liar. 2390 02:21:26,206 --> 02:21:29,080 Move you idiots. - Someone save me. 2391 02:21:29,081 --> 02:21:31,830 It's after me. 2392 02:21:31,831 --> 02:21:33,913 Ladies and Sindhis first. 2393 02:21:33,914 --> 02:21:35,622 Let me go first, I am Sindhi. 2394 02:21:35,623 --> 02:21:40,623 I am Sindhi. - Get lost. 2395 02:21:42,331 --> 02:21:47,331 Move aside. Move aside. 2396 02:21:49,623 --> 02:21:53,872 I am never coming back to an Indian function again. 2397 02:21:53,873 --> 02:21:56,622 What's the hurry, sweetheart? 2398 02:21:56,623 --> 02:21:59,080 I am Thappa and that's my papa. 2399 02:21:59,081 --> 02:22:04,081 And now we'll brand you with our love. 2400 02:22:05,081 --> 02:22:07,538 Don't worry girls, we'll save you. 2401 02:22:07,539 --> 02:22:09,538 How will you save us? 2402 02:22:09,539 --> 02:22:11,247 Madam, there are just.. 2403 02:22:11,248 --> 02:22:13,497 This is not the time, dumbo. Fighting. Fighting. 2404 02:22:13,498 --> 02:22:15,663 Okay. 2405 02:22:15,664 --> 02:22:16,663 Where did they go? 2406 02:22:16,664 --> 02:22:18,455 Stop! Stop! 2407 02:22:18,456 --> 02:22:20,705 I don't like midgets. I hate them. 2408 02:22:20,706 --> 02:22:25,706 Leave them. 2409 02:22:27,081 --> 02:22:28,747 Hold me. Hold me. 2410 02:22:28,748 --> 02:22:30,913 Hi, I am Chinku. - I am Pinku. 2411 02:22:30,914 --> 02:22:32,288 Let me go. Let me go. 2412 02:22:32,289 --> 02:22:33,872 Move. Move aside. 2413 02:22:33,873 --> 02:22:36,288 The bomb can explode any moment. Let me go. 2414 02:22:36,289 --> 02:22:41,289 I am a decent man. lam a decent man. 2415 02:22:54,831 --> 02:22:56,205 Please get me down! 2416 02:22:56,206 --> 02:22:58,080 Shut up! 2417 02:22:58,081 --> 02:22:59,830 Forgive me. Forgive me. 2418 02:22:59,831 --> 02:23:00,788 Sorry. Sorry. 2419 02:23:00,789 --> 02:23:05,789 Forgive me. 2420 02:23:07,123 --> 02:23:08,997 They bit us. 2421 02:23:08,998 --> 02:23:12,830 Let go. Let go. 2422 02:23:12,831 --> 02:23:15,163 Let go, I'll give you a chocolate. 2423 02:23:15,164 --> 02:23:17,247 Help. Save us. 2424 02:23:17,248 --> 02:23:21,247 Help, they will eat up everything. 2425 02:23:21,248 --> 02:23:26,248 Help me. Get this out. 2426 02:23:28,373 --> 02:23:30,580 Bomb. Bomb. 2427 02:23:30,581 --> 02:23:35,581 You got me in this. No. You got me in this. 2428 02:24:39,664 --> 02:24:41,747 Bomb. 2429 02:24:41,748 --> 02:24:42,913 I am safe. 2430 02:24:42,914 --> 02:24:46,080 Uncle, don't slip back into coma again. 2431 02:24:46,081 --> 02:24:48,038 Otherwise we'll play video games again. 2432 02:24:48,039 --> 02:24:49,497 Thank you, my children. 2433 02:24:49,498 --> 02:24:52,455 Ashok. Kumar. - Shivani. 2434 02:24:52,456 --> 02:24:54,038 Uncle. 2435 02:24:54,039 --> 02:24:56,705 Uncle, forgive us. Forgive us. Forgive us. 2436 02:24:56,706 --> 02:24:58,247 If you forgive us.. 2437 02:24:58,248 --> 02:25:02,663 ...we'll clean your back every day with castor oil. 2438 02:25:02,664 --> 02:25:04,205 Why not? 2439 02:25:04,206 --> 02:25:05,622 Yippee! 2440 02:25:05,623 --> 02:25:08,122 Where are you going? 2441 02:25:08,123 --> 02:25:09,455 Son. - Dad. 2442 02:25:09,456 --> 02:25:11,747 Are you okay? - Yes, son. 2443 02:25:11,748 --> 02:25:12,413 Dad. 2444 02:25:12,414 --> 02:25:13,705 Take them to the asylum. 2445 02:25:13,706 --> 02:25:16,497 Oh, God! How did I get stuck in this? 2446 02:25:16,498 --> 02:25:18,705 And do keep visiting. 2447 02:25:18,706 --> 02:25:20,205 Good they were caught. 2448 02:25:20,206 --> 02:25:22,038 We've been saying that we're not mad.. 2449 02:25:22,039 --> 02:25:24,663 We're just crazy. - Don't worry, darling. 2450 02:25:24,664 --> 02:25:29,664 I'll fix that. - Wow! 2451 02:25:30,581 --> 02:25:31,747 S how-offs! 2452 02:25:31,748 --> 02:25:33,080 There's a big difference.. 2453 02:25:33,081 --> 02:25:38,081 ...between their 'wapa-chiki' and ours. 2454 02:25:41,706 --> 02:25:42,997 The most interesting thing is.. 2455 02:25:42,998 --> 02:25:46,247 ...we had so much action, but no one sneezed. 2456 02:25:46,248 --> 02:25:47,288 No! 2457 02:25:47,289 --> 02:25:51,247 I am just joking. 2458 02:25:51,248 --> 02:25:54,247 Till now I had just one son. 2459 02:25:54,248 --> 02:25:58,247 But now I have four sons. 2460 02:25:58,248 --> 02:26:03,248 And yes, two daughter as well. 2461 02:26:03,789 --> 02:26:04,955 Wow. 2462 02:26:04,956 --> 02:26:07,330 I'll never get a bigger audience. 2463 02:26:07,331 --> 02:26:08,747 I'll tell you a new joke. 2464 02:26:08,748 --> 02:26:13,748 No way man! 169116