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Oh, hey there, stepdaughter.

Hey. All right, I just want to go over a quick checklist before Jack and Hazel

come over just to make sure we have everything going for the game, okay?

Mm-hmm. We have snacks. We have the popcorn out. We have the TV going with

the game on. We both are wearing our lucky jerseys. You can't definitely

forget those.

It seems like we have everything all set for the game.

Now we should just wait for Jack and Hazel to come and hopefully we get here

soon. Okay, great.

You know?

Jack's team is definitely not winning this year. There's no shot they're

winning. Yeah, you're right. We're definitely on a winning streak lately.

Yes, we are. We definitely got this in the bag this year, for sure.

I'm so excited.

Oh, same here. I mean, last year they killed us. Hopefully this year we take

the finals.

I guess I'll go get that. That must be them.

All right, no problem.

Oh, look who it is. It's the losers today, huh?

I don't know about that.

We'll see about that later, huh?

Hey, you guys got the winning jerseys on?

Yeah, these are our lucky jerseys. Are they really that lucky?

They'll be lucky today.

Is she wearing anything underneath that?

I don't know.

Jack,

what is that? This is part of our tradition, man. This is our wing ritual.

This is one of them anyways, but yeah, this is... I mean... I never wear pants.

I mean, that's why my team always wins. I get it, but, like, your stepdaughter

has... I don't know if that's going to work.

You have your stepdaughter, like, naked underneath that, though. Like, that's a

little weird, don't you think?

No, not really.

How many layers of clothes does she have on?

All right, I mean, whatever.

I mean, at least, you know, we got our jerseys on. We're going to win today,

okay? Okay.

All right, well, the game's going to start, so how about we sit down, okay?

That's a tough one.

Turn up the volume a little bit.

Come on, let's go.

Puck's about to drop.

Yeah. Are you ready for this game, Jack, or what, huh? Yeah, I'm just saying.

It's going to be just fun with you, man. I'll tell you what.

I don't know about that. I think we're going to win today. I feel a little bit

lucky today.

Do you? Feel like putting a little wager on that maybe or something?

Hey, I mean, you know what? Fuck it. Why not, huh?

I'll pick a silver medallion. Okay, we'll see.

Okay, let's go. Come on.

Hazel, come to the kitchen with me.

I had something in the oven. I want to check on it.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, man, I can't wait. This is already a good game, huh? Yeah, it's just an

action-packed soap opera.

Okay, I need to talk to you.

What was that all about?

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

The way that you were touching yourself, looking at my dad.

What was that about?

I mean, you know I liked him.

I just, he just looks really good in this jersey.

Okay, well you're gonna make this game really weird Trying to I mean like

You could flirt with my dad if you wanted I know you like him What?

Yeah How do you know I like your dad?

Well I'm not stupid I see the way you look at him sometimes Okay, whatever

Come on we gotta go I bet you're losing

Nice. There we go. That's it.

Hit him into the boards.

I think our rituals decided to pay off.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on.

Ready? Here comes the party. Ready, ready, ready?

Yeah!

Woo!

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Yeah!

How many points up are we?

Oh, Laura had three right now.

We've got it.

We've got him on the run now, sweetie.

All right, ready?

Here he comes. Yeah, ready, ready, ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

What the fuck?

What are you doing?

Oh, this is a part of our ritual. Our winning ritual. Yeah.

What? No, no, I'm just, you know, I thought most people have normal rituals.

Yeah, that's a little weird.

I mean, no weirder than you growing out that crazy beard of yours. I mean,

looking like a homeless person.

I mean, that's pretty normal. It looks good.

Thank you, daughter.

I'm just saying, no, I'm just, you know, no weirder than what you guys do.

It's not weird if we're winning, right?

Right. I mean, watch it. Watch it.

See this score? Okay, see it's coming?

Watch it. Okay, so we're going to do this again. I'll show you.

Ready? Ready?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

See?

What the fuck?

It worked!

How did that work?

See, it works. You can't argue the results, man. I mean, you know, my

beard's going to eventually work. We're going to definitely score because of my

beard soon, okay? Yeah, well, you do your thing, meanwhile.

Me and Hazel will do ours, and we'll see who wins at the end of the day.

Come on, come on, beard. Let's go, beard.

Let's go, beard. Rub my beard. Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Where'd my beard go? There we go. Yeah, that's it.

Okay.

Yeah! Woo!

Sport! There it goes.

We're only down by one now. Yeah, only down by one. Well, I'll tell you what.

You want to go back to that bet we were talking about earlier? Yeah, what do you

want, man? I'm pretty confident right now. Yeah, you know what? I'll tell you

what. Let's see how confident you feel. Let's, uh, how about if we win, you two

will be our slaves.

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, I need my laundry done, folded, washed, all that. You know what? If we

win, you'll be all slaves. My car's pretty fucking dirty out there. I need

someone to wash it. How about that, huh? Sounds like a deal. Okay, let's go.

Yeah, yeah, back.

Here we go, yeah.

Girls? Yeah. All right, let's see. Come on, let's go, let's go. If we win, I get

to fuck your dad.

Okay, well, if our team wins, you can never fuck my dad.

We're definitely winning.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, come on, come on.

Yeah,

come on, come on, come on, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah!

Woo!

Come on, sweetheart. There's no way your creepy rituals are working, man. No way.

You watch. You watch and see what happens.

Sweet.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Every time, man. I'm telling you. This is what we do at home all the time.

Every week.

We sit around and watch a game and go... Ain't that right, sweetheart?

That's why our team always wins. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nice.

I'm going to go get a drink.

Okay. I'm going to go back. Okay.

Sounds like the sound of losing over here.

You know what? It's not over yet, all right?

Come on. We're down by two.

Let's go. Let's go.

We really got to win that. We do. We got to do whatever it takes to win. Come on.

Let's do this. Yeah, I know. I don't think it's going to happen. I'm not

going to be your slave. Not today, you two.

All right.

There you go.

Let's do this.

Oh, my God!

Score! Yes!

Yes! Oh, now we're only down by one.

Yeah, yeah, it's a fluke. We're good together. Come on, let's go, let's go,

let's go. It's not a fluke, all right?

Ooh, let's go.

Let's go. It's tied now. I told you. What happened? I didn't see. We scored,

man.

Let's go. Let's go.

We're tired now. We got this in the bag. That's it. Let's do this for sure. Come

on.

Okay, it's working.

It's definitely working.

Are we still up?

We're up by one now.

We're winning.

I don't even know what happened.

I can't understand what's going on here.

Now we're going to win.

We're still up.

No, we're up by one now. Yeah.

Uh-huh. We were. Yeah.

Yes, we are. Uh-huh.

I didn't even see what happened.

I got distracted, I think. I know how to make sure we're going to win.

But we scored!

We'll make sure we score. Do you know what happened?

Yeah!

Woo!

See, we got one.

Right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, yes, he scored! He scored!

Yes, he did!

Uh-huh.

It's a coincidence, right? Mm-hmm.

There we go.

All done.

Oh my god, we're about to score. Yes, yes, oh yes, we scored!

Oh my god.

We're about to score. Oh yeah. There we go. There we go.

Yes! Yes!

It's working.

Oh, it really works.

We're doing so good.

I'm gonna watch my daughter be doing this.

But this is working for our team though.

Oh God.

You two do this often?

Yeah, every game.

I mean, that's why we're winning team every season, right?

Oh, I think this year we're gonna beat you.

I don't know about that.

We'll see how loyal fans we are, right? I mean, we're doing the same creepy

ritual thing, so.

Lexi, Lexi, give me your hand. Give me your hand.

Jason scored!

What? All right, give it away.

Okay. Oh, my.

Okay.

Oh my god, oh my god, we almost, we almost... Damn it!

We almost scored.

I don't want my dad to look at me.

We're gonna hit you. Are you sure?

You can lay down.

Hey, man, do you want to maybe just move my daughter over there, please?

Just a little.

Just a little close.

There's only so much room on the couch.

Just a little close.

There you go. Just a little close. That's just a little bit.

It's fine.

Just don't look. Just don't look.

She's right there. It's just me.

Just don't look.

I just, she just, hold on, I'm gonna try, hold on, I'm gonna try. You're

good, you're good, you're good.

You alright?

There you go.

Honey, are you okay?

She's already been enough for us.

I'm really close to my dad's leg.

She's still so close.

No, it's fine.

Me and Hazel are very close this way.

You guys can look in different directions if you want.

Okay.

I guess.

I'm not. I'm just, you know.

Just think about winning.

It's hard, huh honey?

I know, it sounds like I'm gonna win.

Yeah, maybe just a little farther.

That works.

That works.

Look.

Okay, I'm just not going to look, honey, okay? I'm trying not to.

Just put it right there.

Put it right there, honey.

Sounds like we're going to win.

Yeah,

I mean it's it's hard actually right now so

I wasn't so bad.

Yeah, I didn't I didn't see that honey. Okay

Trying to start the four.

You're just like right there, baby.

I'm starting to warm up.

I wouldn't say I like it.

I just wish my dad wasn't here.

Honey, I'm not here, okay?

Little space?

Yeah, can you just give me a little bit of space here, guys?

She's just... What? It's a small couch.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's right... She's just right there.

See?

Yeah, it's a little weird. She's right there.

Oh my gosh.

I mean, she's like right there getting fucked, so it's just, you know.

That was good.

Just like that, sweetheart.

That's it. That's it.

Oh,

that's much more comfortable. Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my

God. Are you okay down there?

I'm good, thanks.

Oh God, oh, put it back in, put it back in.

Honey, I'm so sorry, it just, it fell.

Does it look like I'm okay in this? I can't go anywhere else. Where do you

want me to go?

They have us trapped.

Look at the evil grins they have.

I know what you guys should do.

What? What do you mean? Just focus.

What? Come on, it's not weird.

What? Come on, you gotta break the ice just a little.

Oh my god, we scored!

Yes!

I mean, we scored.

Yeah. Yeah, come here.

What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm from side of losing.

What? Come on, get up.

You go over there with your dad.

Come here.

You know what? Just turn around.

There.

There we are.

Oh, that's it, honey. There we go. There we go, sweetheart.

You know, it's not really for you two to start your own little traditions.

You can catch up. Yeah.

We're just going to be our slaves, remember?

Yeah. I mean, honey, I mean, we did score.

Yeah.

I really want to win this game. You want to be the slaves?

Alright, yeah, yeah. It's because that is... You're right.

There we go.

Come on, guys. Let's score. Let's score.

No, no. Don't give up. Don't give up.

What?

Oh, shit. They scored again.

Look at that.

That's not fair.

Yeah, that's... Hey.

You have a fair shot.

Yeah, no one's holding you back.

What if I, uh... What if I just touch you? Maybe we'll, uh... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's so weird.

Yes, we scored!

We scored, guys.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God, yeah.

You want to try that?

Or... Maybe you want to maybe... Yeah,

start slow, guys.

Yeah, maybe just start slow. Yeah, start slow.

Yeah, there we go.

It feels weird.

I mean... Do you feel weird?

A little bit, but... I mean, every time you've done this, you've scored, so I

mean... I really want to beat them.

I really need my car washed.

Yes, if you scored again!

What the fuck? I think it's working.

Fuck!

Yeah, score!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Put him up.

Put him up, honey. Come on, quick, quick, quick.

Yes, that's it.

Okay, yes, that's it.

That's it, yes, yes. Oh my God, he stole a pass.

Yes, he scored!

Yes, woo!

Okay,

that's it.

Keep going, honey.

Keep going, honey, no.

Keep going, keep going.

I mean... It is, but... I mean, we just stole another pass.

We're on a breakaway.

I mean... Yes, we scored!

We scored!

Yes!

It's working.

That's it. I mean... Yeah, we're winning now.

We're winning again.

We're not going to be their slaves.

That's it. No way.

We're up now, honey. All right? Let's just do it for the team.

Come on, guys.

Let's win.

That's it.

Oh, fuck.

That's it.

We're gonna win.

We're winning.

Yes, we are.

Fuck.

That's it.

Yes! Yes, score!

Fuck, we're scoring. We just stole another pass. Yes, let's go.

Score!

Whoo!

That's it, let's go to the TV.

Let's go to the TV.

You can't lose this bet.

You can't lose this bet.

It's a fucking time

all this for nothing?

Seriously?

Oh, shit.

That's weird.

It usually works.