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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,984 --> 00:00:38,948 Austin Powers, omul misterelor, a fost �nghe�at �n 1967 2 00:00:39,032 --> 00:00:43,369 �i dezghe�at �n anii '90, pentru a lupta cu du�manul s�u 3 00:00:43,787 --> 00:00:44,412 Dr. Evil 4 00:00:44,746 --> 00:00:50,835 Dup� ce i-a z�d�rnicit planurile, Austin l-a trimis pe Dr. Evil 5 00:00:51,169 --> 00:00:55,049 �n spa�iu, �i s-a a�ezat la casa lui al�turi de noua lui so�ie, Vanessa 6 00:00:55,132 --> 00:00:57,468 s� tr�iasc� fericit p�n� la ad�nci b�tr�ne�i 7 00:00:58,177 --> 00:01:01,389 Sau a�a credea el... 8 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:10,230 Houston, aici Condorul... 9 00:01:10,231 --> 00:01:13,192 Execut�m manevra EVA cu �nc�rc�tura 10 00:01:13,235 --> 00:01:17,364 V� prezent�m modulul cu... 11 00:01:17,406 --> 00:01:19,449 Ce nai... 12 00:01:19,491 --> 00:01:23,203 O, Iisuse Hristoase! 13 00:01:23,245 --> 00:01:26,164 Houston, avem o problem�. 14 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:30,252 Procedura de lansare... �nceput�. 15 00:01:41,889 --> 00:01:44,142 �ntre timp... 16 00:01:49,731 --> 00:01:51,692 O, Dumnezeule! 17 00:01:52,985 --> 00:01:55,279 Sunt fr�nt! 18 00:01:56,864 --> 00:01:58,407 Te afumi dup� sex? 19 00:01:58,449 --> 00:02:00,743 Nu �tiu, scumpete. Nu m� uit niciodat�. 20 00:02:03,829 --> 00:02:05,497 O, Austin! 21 00:02:07,082 --> 00:02:08,876 Ce s� mai facem acum? 22 00:02:08,917 --> 00:02:11,421 P�i, am o idee. De ce n-o mai facem �nc� o dat�? 23 00:02:11,463 --> 00:02:13,548 - �nc� o dat�? - Sigur, scumpete. 24 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:16,009 Suntem numai la cap.11 la "KamaSutra." 25 00:02:16,051 --> 00:02:18,428 Nu vrei s� �ncerci stilul "roab�"... 26 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:20,013 sau "m�garul �ngenuncheat"... 27 00:02:20,055 --> 00:02:21,973 sau "r�sucirea chinezeasc�"? 28 00:02:22,015 --> 00:02:26,018 M� duc s� mai aduc ni�te �ampanie, s�lbaticule. 29 00:02:26,019 --> 00:02:28,605 M� duc s� mai aduc ni�te �ampanie, s�lbaticule. 30 00:02:32,985 --> 00:02:34,944 E�ti �n regul�? 31 00:02:34,945 --> 00:02:37,782 Nu m-am sim�it niciodat� mai bine, Austin 32 00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:39,909 �n regul�, atunci... 33 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:43,788 A� vedea un film. 34 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:50,170 "�n�untru ca Flint." �sta-i filmul meu favorit. 35 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,596 Vanessa. 36 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,265 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 37 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,394 Nu �tiu ce vrei s� spui, Austin. 38 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,063 Sunt aceea�i Vane... 39 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,942 Trebuie s� fii... 40 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:13,820 Tu imaginacion esta jugando con ti, querido. 41 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,071 O, Dumnezeule! 42 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,829 E�ti o fem-bot! 43 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,664 Pe dracu, Sherlock! 44 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:28,919 Mitraliere? 45 00:03:28,961 --> 00:03:32,381 Cum de mi-au sc�pat astea, scumpete? 46 00:03:32,423 --> 00:03:35,509 Poate data viitoare ar trebui s� �ncerci �i partea din fat�. 47 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:37,678 Desigur. O, Dumnezeule! 48 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:57,991 Cadoul meu de nunt�, dle Powers. 49 00:03:58,032 --> 00:04:00,535 O mireas� kamikaze pentru tine. 50 00:04:00,577 --> 00:04:02,579 Dr. Evil. 51 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,427 O, mul�umesc lui Dumnezeu. 52 00:04:23,018 --> 00:04:25,436 Nu pot s� cred c� Vanessa... 53 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:27,481 Mireasa mea... 54 00:04:27,522 --> 00:04:30,358 unica mea dragoste... 55 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,404 femeia care m-a �nv��at frumuse�ea monogamiei... 56 00:04:34,488 --> 00:04:37,866 a fost o fem-bot tot timpul. 57 00:04:39,284 --> 00:04:40,786 Ce chestie! 58 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,914 Asta �nseamn� c� sunt din nou singur! 59 00:04:42,955 --> 00:04:44,499 O, p�zi�i-v�! 60 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,752 Da! 61 00:04:47,794 --> 00:04:50,004 Da, scumpete, da! 62 00:04:50,046 --> 00:04:51,714 Stai! 63 00:04:58,721 --> 00:05:03,102 AUSTIN POWERS: SPIONUL CARE MI-A TRAS-O 64 00:05:12,444 --> 00:05:14,113 Da, scumpete, da! 65 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:37,469 Uite! 66 00:05:41,934 --> 00:05:43,394 Ce mai faci? 67 00:05:43,436 --> 00:05:44,937 �mi pare bine de cuno�tin��. 68 00:05:50,776 --> 00:05:53,612 Ce-i asta? 69 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:55,948 Da. Da, asta. Bun� treab�, omule. 70 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:57,450 Ce se �nt�mpl� aici? 71 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:58,952 �mi pare bine s� v� v�d, b�ie�i. 72 00:05:58,994 --> 00:06:00,537 �mi pare bine. 73 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:05,083 Rabinilor, ce mai face�i? 74 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,586 Fain� carne. 75 00:06:08,128 --> 00:06:09,588 Fotografie... 76 00:06:09,629 --> 00:06:10,839 L'chaim! 77 00:06:33,529 --> 00:06:34,989 Da, scumpete. 78 00:07:34,511 --> 00:07:36,930 S� fim aten�i la situa�ia din Kreplachistan. 79 00:07:36,972 --> 00:07:38,390 Da, dle. 80 00:07:42,978 --> 00:07:44,729 Jerry! Jerry! 81 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:46,273 Mul�umesc. 82 00:07:46,314 --> 00:07:47,649 Mul�umesc foarte mult. Mul�umesc. 83 00:07:47,691 --> 00:07:49,651 "Tat�l meu cel r�u care vrea s� cucereasc� lumea" 84 00:07:54,198 --> 00:07:57,577 Bine, s�-l �nt�lnim pe Scott Evil. 85 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,752 Salut, Scott. Bine ai venit printre noi. 86 00:08:05,793 --> 00:08:07,545 Poveste�te-ne despre tat�l t�u. 87 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:12,009 Tata este capul unei organiza�ii malefice mondiale... 88 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,094 �i aspir� s� domine omenirea. 89 00:08:15,554 --> 00:08:18,265 Treburi serioase. �i acum unde este? 90 00:08:18,307 --> 00:08:21,143 Cred c� este, �nghe�at criogenic... 91 00:08:21,185 --> 00:08:22,928 orbit�nd �n jurul P�m�ntului sau a�a ceva. 92 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,188 Asta crezi tu! 93 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,690 Avem o surpriz� pentru tine. 94 00:08:26,732 --> 00:08:29,569 S�-l aducem pe tat�l lui Scott, Dr. Evil! 95 00:08:31,571 --> 00:08:33,156 Cum? 96 00:08:35,867 --> 00:08:38,119 Dle general, avem o problem�. 97 00:08:41,247 --> 00:08:42,791 Ce este, sergent? 98 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:44,042 Salut, Scott. 99 00:08:44,084 --> 00:08:46,252 Tata s-a �ntors. 100 00:08:46,294 --> 00:08:50,466 Cum �mi po�i face una ca asta, la televiziunea na�ional�? 101 00:08:50,508 --> 00:08:53,010 Hai, �n�eap�-m� cu ceva, Scott. 102 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:55,304 De ce ai fugit de mine? 103 00:08:56,514 --> 00:08:58,933 Pentru c� nu e�ti destul de r�u. 104 00:09:00,392 --> 00:09:01,936 P�i, e cam adev�rat. 105 00:09:01,977 --> 00:09:04,730 E�ti quasi-r�u. 106 00:09:04,772 --> 00:09:06,440 E�ti semi-r�u. 107 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,402 E�ti margarina r�ului. 108 00:09:08,443 --> 00:09:11,738 E�ti ca �i Coca Cola dietetic� a r�ului. 109 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,282 Numai o calorie. Nu e�ti destul de r�u. 110 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:16,242 Ce, e�ti tu un fel de nebun? 111 00:09:16,243 --> 00:09:18,370 - Tu s� taci - Bine, hai aici. 112 00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:20,747 O s�-�i trag una �n... nenorocitule. 113 00:09:20,789 --> 00:09:22,165 Haide, cheliosule 114 00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:23,792 �n regul�, calmeaz�-te. 115 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,212 Nimeni nu �i vorbe�te a�a fiului meu. Este �n regul�, Scott. 116 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:27,630 Pe-a m�-tii... 117 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:40,726 Te-ai n�scut �n... m�-tii. 118 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:45,147 �n regul�. Bine. 119 00:09:45,148 --> 00:09:47,818 Te-ai n�scut �n... m�-tii. 120 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,027 V� omor pe am�ndoi! 121 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:51,739 Haide�i! 122 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:53,031 Grozav! 123 00:09:53,073 --> 00:09:54,575 �i-am luat "acoperi�ul"! 124 00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:57,286 Lini�ti�i-v�. 125 00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:59,079 E �n regul�. 126 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:01,290 Este doar un show de televiziune. Calma�i-v�. 127 00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:02,707 Sunt �n regul�. Sunt calm. 128 00:10:02,708 --> 00:10:03,876 - Totul este bine? - Bine. 129 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,328 Lua�i-l pe cretinul �sta de aici. 130 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:07,873 ��i dau o... bucat� de... 131 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,178 M� musc�! 132 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:16,055 ...m� musc�! 133 00:10:18,391 --> 00:10:23,773 Lumea este a mea, tu... 134 00:10:36,494 --> 00:10:38,079 A�i primit un mesaj. 135 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,537 Salut, Basil. 136 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,832 Salut, Austin. Cum a fost �n luna de miere? 137 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:45,170 Mi-am dat seama c� Vanessa era o fem-bot. 138 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:48,548 Da. Din p�cate noi �tiam de la �nceput. 139 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:52,594 Oricum, am pentru tine o nou� misiune. 140 00:10:52,636 --> 00:10:54,596 E�ti programat la o �edin�� foto... 141 00:10:54,638 --> 00:10:57,556 �i una dintre modele lucreaz� pentru Dr. Evil. 142 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,975 Grozav, scumpete! 143 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:01,604 Shaguar, du-te! 144 00:11:10,154 --> 00:11:11,697 Du-m� la modele, scumpete. 145 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:14,200 S� �nceap� vraja! 146 00:11:14,242 --> 00:11:16,494 Ce avem azi? 147 00:11:16,536 --> 00:11:17,662 Bine, grozav. 148 00:11:17,703 --> 00:11:19,747 Austin Powers, am auzit multe despre tine. 149 00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:21,208 Sunt Rebecca Romijn. 150 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,751 Nu cred c� am avut pl�cerea. 151 00:11:22,835 --> 00:11:24,795 P�i, sigur n-ai avut... 152 00:11:24,837 --> 00:11:26,797 pl�cerea, Rebecca. 153 00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:29,091 Abia ne-am cunoscut, scumpete. Da. 154 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:34,929 Tu cine e�ti, scumpete? 155 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:37,015 Ivana. 156 00:11:37,057 --> 00:11:39,227 Ivana Humpalot (vreau s� mi-o pun �ntruna). 157 00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:40,812 Scuz�-m�? 158 00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:45,024 �i eu vreau un WC din aur solid... 159 00:11:45,108 --> 00:11:47,110 ...dar nu prea este cum ai vrea, nu-i a�a? 160 00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:50,613 �tii... 161 00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:52,407 Bine, ga�c�, hai s� �ncepem. 162 00:11:52,449 --> 00:11:54,617 Da, superb. Cu sentiment! 163 00:11:54,659 --> 00:11:56,453 �i acum ni�te z�mbete. Totul este aici. 164 00:11:56,494 --> 00:11:58,164 Asta e. Da! 165 00:11:58,205 --> 00:11:59,790 S� d�m afar� tot ce e mai bun �n noi. 166 00:11:59,874 --> 00:12:01,167 Bine, e�ti un animal! 167 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,667 Da, a�a. 168 00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:03,919 E�ti un tigru! 169 00:12:03,961 --> 00:12:05,171 E�ti Tony Tigrul! 170 00:12:05,212 --> 00:12:06,922 E�ti grozav�! 171 00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,466 Foarte bine. �mi place. 172 00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:09,925 Acum e�ti un lemur. 173 00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:11,927 �n hait�. 174 00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:13,471 O lu�m la st�nga. 175 00:12:13,512 --> 00:12:14,939 O lu�m la dreapta. 176 00:12:14,981 --> 00:12:16,599 E�ti un animal de prad� ie�it din jungl�. 177 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,976 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 178 00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:19,478 �n vizuin�! 179 00:12:19,519 --> 00:12:21,354 Perfect, sunte�i lemuri. Asta este! 180 00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:23,648 Ave�i din�i ascu�i�i, preg�ti�i pentru a mu�ca. 181 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:26,151 Face�i ni�te tunele interconectate ca �n VietCong. 182 00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:27,360 �i privi�i... 183 00:12:27,402 --> 00:12:29,446 Nici m�car nu v� fotografiez. E o nebunie. 184 00:12:29,488 --> 00:12:31,615 �i sunt fr�nt. 185 00:12:31,656 --> 00:12:33,492 �n regul�, o pauz�, ga�c�. 186 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,243 Domni�oara Humpalot. 187 00:12:35,285 --> 00:12:36,913 Da, darling? 188 00:12:36,954 --> 00:12:38,289 Mergem? 189 00:12:38,331 --> 00:12:40,917 Acord�-mi un moment? 190 00:12:51,719 --> 00:12:54,013 Dr. Evil, acum c��iva ani... 191 00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:57,476 am investit �ntr-o mic� companie de cafea din Seattle. 192 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:02,815 Ast�zi Starbucks ofer� cafea de calitatea �nt�i... 193 00:13:02,856 --> 00:13:04,900 la pre�uri accesibile. 194 00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:07,236 De-licios! 195 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:12,074 Dac� ne-am canaliza resursele... 196 00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:16,245 dinspre imperiul r�ului �nspre Starbucks... 197 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,873 ne putem cre�te profitul de cinci ori. 198 00:13:18,915 --> 00:13:23,044 Num�rul Doi, eu iau deciziile aici, bine? 199 00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:24,838 Cer pu�in respect. 200 00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:28,007 Dr. Evil, ai un pic de... 201 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,009 Lini�te! 202 00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:33,389 Nu-�i voi mai tolera insolen�a! 203 00:13:33,431 --> 00:13:36,434 Frau Farbissina, cum merge? 204 00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:38,435 Foarte bine, Herr Doktor. 205 00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:39,895 Cum merg lucrurile? 206 00:13:39,937 --> 00:13:43,899 Mi-am d�ruit inima cuiva c�ruia nu pot s�-i spun numele. 207 00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:45,693 La dreapta st� iubita mea. 208 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,945 Ne-am �nt�lnit la turneul LPGA. 209 00:13:47,987 --> 00:13:50,614 Numele ei este Unibrau. 210 00:13:51,908 --> 00:13:53,118 Corect. 211 00:13:54,619 --> 00:13:56,455 Bine ai venit, Unibrau. 212 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,042 Cum? 213 00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:03,920 Un pic de lapte... nas... musta�a. 214 00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:08,175 �tiu. 215 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:09,425 Asta am vrut s� spun. 216 00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:12,013 A�a bem cafeaua �n Belgia. 217 00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:13,556 �i spunem "sc�ld�toare belgian�". 218 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,018 �n timp ce erai �nghe�at... 219 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:20,062 am �nceput un program de clonare a ta. 220 00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:21,606 Al naibii. 221 00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:23,983 Trimite�i clona! 222 00:14:24,025 --> 00:14:27,737 Este exact ca tine �n toate privin�ele. 223 00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:34,119 Except�nd m�rimea: a opta parte din tine. 224 00:14:35,204 --> 00:14:36,955 Fascinant. 225 00:14:36,997 --> 00:14:40,042 Am s�-l numesc... 226 00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:42,002 Mini-Eu. 227 00:14:46,882 --> 00:14:48,885 ��i cresc ac�iunile, Num�rul Doi. 228 00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:53,807 Hai, Dle Bigglesworth. 229 00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:58,728 Mini-Eu, �i-e foame? 230 00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,313 Ceva de m�ncare? 231 00:15:00,396 --> 00:15:01,564 Nici m�car un Hot Pocket? 232 00:15:02,982 --> 00:15:04,441 Un Eggo? 233 00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:07,988 Nu, nu ne roadem pisicile. 234 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:11,617 Las�-l �n pace pe dl Bigglesworth. 235 00:15:11,659 --> 00:15:13,786 Iube�te-l �i �ndoap�-l. 236 00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:17,205 Dup� cum �ti�i... 237 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:20,167 fiecare plan diabolic pe care l-am clocit... 238 00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:23,087 a fost z�d�rnicit de Austin Powers. 239 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,171 �i din ce cauz�, doamnelor �i domnilor? 240 00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:27,133 Pentru c� niciodat� nu-l ucizi c�nd ai �ansa... 241 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,593 �i e�ti un mare prost. 242 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,270 Jos, Mini-Eu. 243 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:44,025 Austin Powers m� �nfr�nge �ntotdeauna pentru c� are "mojo". 244 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,528 "Mojo"? 245 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,449 Libidou. For�a vie�ii. 246 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,616 Esen�a. Ceea ce ai nevoie. 247 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,287 Ceea ce francezii numesc o anumit�... 248 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,372 Asta n-o �tiu. 249 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,458 Doamnelor �i domnilor... 250 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,085 Am creat o ma�in�rie pentru c�l�toria �n timp... 251 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,465 numit� de mine "ma�ina timpului" 252 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,593 Cu ajutorul acesteia... 253 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:12,055 M� �ntorc �napoi �n anii '60 s�-i fur lui Austin Powers "mojo-ul". 254 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,857 Dac� ai ma�ina timpului... 255 00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:16,259 de ce nu te �ntorci �n timp s�-l omori pe Austin Powers... 256 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:17,770 c�nd st� pe bud� sau a�a ceva? 257 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,023 De un "nu" ce zici, Scott? 258 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,232 Bine? 259 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:25,820 De ce nu-�i folose�ti cuno�tin�ele despre viitor... 260 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,447 s� joci la burs�? 261 00:16:27,489 --> 00:16:28,989 Am putea face trilioane. 262 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:33,161 De ce s� facem trilioane c�nd am putea face... 263 00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:34,913 miliarde? 264 00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:39,125 Un trilion este mai mare dec�t un miliard, prostovane. 265 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,960 �n regul�, �nchide-�i gura. 266 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:42,921 - Nici m�car nu po�i s�... - �nchide-o. 267 00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:44,465 �n-chi-de. 268 00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:45,840 Uite, tot ce... 269 00:16:45,841 --> 00:16:47,635 Doamnelor �i domnilor din juriu, proba "A." 270 00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:49,345 Num�rul Doi, m� po�i sus�ine? 271 00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:52,306 - Uite, sunt Zippi Longstocking. - Nu pot... 272 00:16:52,348 --> 00:16:53,974 C�nd apare o problem�... 273 00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:55,601 Trebuie s-o �nchizi. 274 00:16:55,643 --> 00:16:57,103 �nchide-o bine. 275 00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:58,646 Frau, ai putea, te rog... 276 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:03,819 s� subtitrezi: "�nchide-o" 277 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:05,112 - Vreau doar s�... - Taci. 278 00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:07,656 N-ai vrea s� te �nv�� ce �nsemn� t�cerea? 279 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:09,699 - A� vrea s�... Gata... - T�cere. 280 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,370 Asculta�i... To�i... �tii... 281 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,205 E�ti ca un copil... 282 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:18,458 Vorb�re�... Dac�... Doar... O dat�... 283 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,295 T�cere. Deschide�i poarta timpului. 284 00:17:31,973 --> 00:17:33,932 Dup� cum �ti�i... 285 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:37,853 Austin Powers a fost �nghe�at �n 1967. 286 00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:41,066 A�adar, eu voi c�l�tori �n 1969... 287 00:17:41,108 --> 00:17:43,777 Doi ani dup� ce a fost �nghe�at. 288 00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:45,279 Va fi neajutorat. 289 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,780 Doamnelor �i domnilor... 290 00:17:46,822 --> 00:17:48,257 Sunt pe cale s� c�l�toresc �n timp. 291 00:17:48,298 --> 00:17:49,908 V� spun adio. 292 00:17:56,999 --> 00:17:59,502 Sunt bine. 293 00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:02,589 Cred c� nu este pornit�. 294 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:06,092 Crezi c� ai putea... 295 00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:07,384 Da, mul�umesc. 296 00:18:07,385 --> 00:18:09,429 Hai, Mini-Eu! 297 00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:15,935 Nu te speria, Mini-Eu. 298 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:31,410 Bine a�i venit �n 1969. 299 00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:33,870 Mul�umesc, Num�rul Doi. 300 00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:36,582 Ar��i at�t de s�n�tos �i plin de tinere�e. 301 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,876 Da, mul�umesc. 302 00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:39,127 Herr Doktor. 303 00:18:39,169 --> 00:18:42,589 �i Frau, ar��i at�t de... 304 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:48,512 Da. 305 00:18:48,553 --> 00:18:51,473 Am primit notificarea ta din viitor. 306 00:18:51,515 --> 00:18:53,725 Noul t�u b�rlog este func�ional. 307 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,604 Este un vulcan ascuns, cum am cerut? 308 00:18:57,396 --> 00:18:58,773 Desigur. 309 00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:01,858 Bine. 310 00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:05,363 Deci toate decurg conform planului. 311 00:19:33,143 --> 00:19:35,645 Da, scumpete, da! 312 00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:43,027 C�nd �i-ai f�cut vizuina asta? 313 00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:45,155 Noiembrie 1964. 314 00:19:45,196 --> 00:19:47,282 Indiile Olandeze. 315 00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:50,368 �tii cum ne �nc�lzim �n Rusia? 316 00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,581 A� putea ghici, scumpete. 317 00:19:53,622 --> 00:19:54,832 Juc�m �ah. 318 00:19:54,874 --> 00:19:57,042 N-am nimerit. 319 00:19:57,084 --> 00:20:01,464 Ai nevoie de o minte dornic� s� joci �ah. 320 00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:04,633 Cred c� �tii cum se joac�. 321 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,013 Desigur, scumpete. 322 00:20:29,284 --> 00:20:32,163 Ce s� fac, ce s� fac. 323 00:21:02,486 --> 00:21:05,072 Las�-m� s� te �ntreb ceva. 324 00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:07,116 �i fii cinstit�. 325 00:21:07,157 --> 00:21:09,452 Te excit, scumpete? 326 00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:11,204 Ce zici? 327 00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:13,873 Te �nfierb�nt? 328 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,003 Gata cu joaca. 329 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,548 Dr. Evil m-a trimis s� te ucid... 330 00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:24,217 dar te g�sesc at�t de... 331 00:21:24,259 --> 00:21:26,136 sexy �i... 332 00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:30,140 S� facem dragoste. 333 00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:32,184 Acum, Austin Powerovich. 334 00:21:32,226 --> 00:21:33,727 Repede! 335 00:21:37,648 --> 00:21:40,776 E�ti p�ros ca un animal! 336 00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:43,737 Scumpete! 337 00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:46,324 F� dragoste cu mine, maimu�oiule. 338 00:21:47,451 --> 00:21:49,995 Dr. Evil, nu �n�eleg... 339 00:21:50,036 --> 00:21:53,123 cum putem spera s�-i fur�m lui Austin Powers "mojo-ul". 340 00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:54,833 Am mai �ncercat. 341 00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:58,753 Este p�zit �n permanent�. 342 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,047 Dar acum avem un spion... 343 00:22:01,089 --> 00:22:03,550 la Ministerul Ap�r�rii. 344 00:22:03,592 --> 00:22:04,802 Chiar? 345 00:22:04,844 --> 00:22:07,180 Da, chiar. 346 00:22:09,182 --> 00:22:13,227 �i fur� lui Austin Powers "mojo-ul" chiar �n acest moment. 347 00:22:13,269 --> 00:22:14,562 Chiar? 348 00:22:19,776 --> 00:22:21,736 Este un sco�ian dizgra�ios �n gard�... 349 00:22:21,778 --> 00:22:25,157 cunoscut pentru temperamentul �i neobi�nuitele lui obiceiuri culinare. 350 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,075 C�nt�re�te o ton�. 351 00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:30,120 Se nume�te... Bastardul Gras. 352 00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:36,794 Avem informa�ii c� ar fi un spion �n Ministerul Ap�r�rii. 353 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:39,630 Ceea ce con�ine aceast� camer� este vital pentru tar�. 354 00:22:39,671 --> 00:22:42,174 Fii tot timpul �n alert� maxim�. 355 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:43,551 Da, domnule. 356 00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:47,639 �i �ncearc� s� mai sl�be�ti, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu. 357 00:22:52,227 --> 00:22:55,480 Dnul colonel englez, s�-mi spun� s� mai sl�besc. 358 00:22:55,522 --> 00:22:58,941 Sunt un caz grav, zice el. 359 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:00,860 Deci, ascult� aici, b�ie�el... 360 00:23:00,902 --> 00:23:03,948 Nu sunt un copil! 361 00:23:03,989 --> 00:23:08,077 Oh, da, scumpule. Fat� palid�. 362 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,539 Scumpule, ceea ce avem la cin� conteaz�. 363 00:23:35,856 --> 00:23:39,402 �i-am luat "mojo-ul", b�ie�el. 364 00:23:41,696 --> 00:23:43,489 Ce se �nt�mpla? 365 00:23:43,531 --> 00:23:45,324 Fir-ar s� fie! 366 00:23:45,366 --> 00:23:47,910 Mi-am pierdut "mojo-ul". 367 00:23:52,206 --> 00:23:54,167 Austin, rezultatele testelor confirm�... 368 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,169 C� �i-ai pierdut "mojo-ul"... 369 00:23:56,210 --> 00:23:58,630 chiar �n cel mai prost moment. 370 00:23:58,672 --> 00:24:02,759 Avem dovezi c� Dr. Evil a construit o ma�in� a timpului... 371 00:24:02,801 --> 00:24:05,846 �i a c�l�torit cu ea �n 1969. 372 00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:07,055 Din fericire, �i noi... 373 00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,116 am construit un aparat pentru c�l�toria �n timp... 374 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:11,685 s� te transport�m �napoi �n anii '60. 375 00:24:12,769 --> 00:24:17,190 Acolo este destina�ia ta final�. 376 00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:18,609 Ce chestie. 377 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:22,655 Basil, dac� merg �n 1969 �i am fost �nghe�at �n 1967... 378 00:24:22,697 --> 00:24:25,199 pot s� presupun c� m� pot vizita pe mine �nsumi �nghe�at. 379 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,702 Dar dac� sunt �nc� �nghe�at �n 1967... 380 00:24:27,744 --> 00:24:29,104 cum a� fi putut fi dezghe�at... 381 00:24:29,145 --> 00:24:30,805 �n anii '90 �i s� fi c�l�torit �napoi... 382 00:24:30,847 --> 00:24:33,040 O, nu, m-am �ncurcat. 383 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,502 ��i sugerez s� nu te agi�i �n leg�tura cu asta... 384 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,087 ci numai s� te sim�i bine. 385 00:24:37,129 --> 00:24:39,423 Asta este valabil pentru voi to�i. 386 00:24:41,342 --> 00:24:42,676 E grozav, Basil. 387 00:24:42,718 --> 00:24:46,096 M� duc �napoi �n anii '60, �mi re�ncarc "mojo-ul"... 388 00:24:46,138 --> 00:24:49,475 �l �nfr�ng pe Dr. Evil, �i vin �napoi tocmai bine la ceai. 389 00:24:49,517 --> 00:24:52,895 Ani '60, sosesc, da! 390 00:24:52,937 --> 00:24:54,522 La o parte! La o parte! 391 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,362 �mi pare r�u. 392 00:25:01,363 --> 00:25:02,823 Fac pariu c�-i scump. 393 00:25:07,786 --> 00:25:08,954 �mi pare r�u. 394 00:25:08,995 --> 00:25:10,872 U�or! 395 00:25:10,914 --> 00:25:12,290 Opre�te, Austin! 396 00:25:12,332 --> 00:25:15,169 Acum plec. 397 00:25:15,211 --> 00:25:17,713 Da, scumpete, da! 398 00:25:18,881 --> 00:25:21,134 Domnul s� te aib� �n paz�, Austin Powers. 399 00:25:24,846 --> 00:25:28,558 1969, b�rlogul lui Austin 400 00:25:39,778 --> 00:25:42,030 Sunt acas�! 401 00:25:56,963 --> 00:25:59,966 Sunt �napoi �n anii '60, scumpete, da! 402 00:26:21,071 --> 00:26:24,408 Ia-�i labele de pe fundul meu, scumpete. 403 00:26:44,221 --> 00:26:45,806 Tu cine e�ti azi, scumpete? 404 00:26:45,847 --> 00:26:49,435 M� numesc Robin Swallows (�nghite). 405 00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:52,312 �nghite. Un nume interesant. 406 00:26:52,313 --> 00:26:54,981 Nume de fat� Spits (scuip�). 407 00:26:54,982 --> 00:26:57,819 Deci cum este, scumpete, �nghite sau Scuip�? 408 00:27:46,453 --> 00:27:48,164 Astea-s pieli �ntinse. 409 00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,749 Cum intru �n pantalonii t�i, scumpete? 410 00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:53,043 Po�i �ncepe prin a-mi oferi ceva de b�ut. 411 00:28:04,138 --> 00:28:06,558 Vreau! Vreau! 412 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,623 S� nu te ambalezi prea tare. Gagica lucreaz� pentru Dr. Evil. 413 00:28:28,664 --> 00:28:32,919 �i tu pentru cine lucrezi, scumpete? 414 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:38,049 Spune-mi, dle Powers... 415 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:39,800 dansezi? 416 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,302 Glume�ti, scumpete? 417 00:28:41,385 --> 00:28:44,348 Eu am inventat "ez-ul" din dansezi, scumpete! 418 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,519 P�i atunci de ce nu vii... 419 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,605 Nu pot. 420 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,398 Nu pot s� fac asta. 421 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,666 Preg�te�te-te s� mori, Potera! 422 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,628 Trage cu mitraliera! 423 00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:25,182 Ia-�i adio, Powers! 424 00:29:26,892 --> 00:29:29,728 Folose�te bazooka! 425 00:29:41,491 --> 00:29:44,578 C�derea ne va ucide pe am�ndoi, Powers! 426 00:29:54,212 --> 00:29:57,174 Nu po�i �nvinge, Powers. 427 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,721 Tu nu mori odat�? 428 00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:08,311 Te fac o tur�? 429 00:30:12,231 --> 00:30:14,692 D�-i drumul! 430 00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:22,326 Austin Powers, b�nuiesc. 431 00:30:22,409 --> 00:30:26,038 Powers dup� nume, Powers dup� reputa�ie. 432 00:30:27,289 --> 00:30:28,999 Felicity Shagwell (mi-o trag bine), C.I.A. 433 00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:30,542 Shagwell dup� nume... 434 00:30:30,584 --> 00:30:33,504 Mi-o trag foarte bine, dup� reputa�ie. 435 00:30:33,545 --> 00:30:36,256 Oh, fere�te-te! 436 00:30:36,298 --> 00:30:37,801 Numai dac� pot. 437 00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:46,601 ANGLIA RURAL� 438 00:30:50,772 --> 00:30:53,733 �tii ce-i interesant? 439 00:30:53,775 --> 00:30:57,321 Anglia arat� cam la fel ca sudul Californiei. 440 00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:15,298 M�i s� fie! 441 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:18,301 Avem �nso�itori! Este unul dintre asasinii lui Dr. Evil. 442 00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,701 Calmeaz�-te! 443 00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:44,162 M�inile sus! 444 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:48,624 M� mai �ii minte, Austin Powers? 445 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:51,669 Nu-mi amintesc numele t�u dar... 446 00:31:51,711 --> 00:31:54,256 fesul t�u �mi pare familiar. 447 00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:00,929 Numele meu este Mustafa. 448 00:32:00,971 --> 00:32:03,891 �i eu sunt cel care te va ucide acum. 449 00:32:03,932 --> 00:32:08,312 Daktari! 450 00:32:16,946 --> 00:32:18,406 Cine te-a trimis? 451 00:32:18,448 --> 00:32:19,657 Va trebui s� m� omori. 452 00:32:19,699 --> 00:32:21,159 Cine te-a trimis? 453 00:32:21,242 --> 00:32:23,118 Va trebui s� m� omori. 454 00:32:23,119 --> 00:32:24,579 Cine te-a trimis? 455 00:32:24,621 --> 00:32:25,997 Dr. Evil. 456 00:32:27,999 --> 00:32:30,461 - A fost u�or. - Cam u�or. 457 00:32:30,503 --> 00:32:32,254 De ce ne-ai spus? 458 00:32:32,296 --> 00:32:34,507 Nu suport s� fiu �ntrebat acela�i lucru de trei ori. 459 00:32:34,548 --> 00:32:36,008 M� enerveaz�. 460 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:38,469 Unde se ascunde Dr. Evil? 461 00:32:38,511 --> 00:32:39,719 De ce mi-ar spune mie? 462 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,555 Eu sunt doar unul dintre pionii lui. 463 00:32:41,597 --> 00:32:43,432 Unde se ascunde Dr. Evil? 464 00:32:43,474 --> 00:32:45,476 Trebuie s� m� torturezi. Nu-�i voi spune niciodat�. 465 00:32:45,518 --> 00:32:48,562 - Unde se ascunde Dr. Evil? - Fir-ar s� fie! De trei ori. 466 00:32:48,604 --> 00:32:52,275 Se ascunde �ntr-un vulcan secret. 467 00:32:52,317 --> 00:32:55,529 Unde este vulcanul? 468 00:32:56,613 --> 00:32:58,114 Scuip pe �ntrebarea ta. 469 00:32:58,156 --> 00:33:01,159 Trebuie musai s� te mai �ntreb de �nc� dou� ori? 470 00:33:01,201 --> 00:33:02,786 S� arzi �n iad, Powers! 471 00:33:02,828 --> 00:33:10,002 Bine? Unde este vulcanul? 472 00:33:10,044 --> 00:33:13,047 Voi lua r�spunsul cu mine �n morm�nt. 473 00:33:13,089 --> 00:33:15,132 Trebuie s� r�spunzi. Te-a �ntrebat de trei ori. 474 00:33:17,218 --> 00:33:18,845 A doua �ntrebare era... 475 00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:21,222 "Trebuie s� te mai �ntreb de �nc� dou� ori?" 476 00:33:21,264 --> 00:33:24,724 Asta ar fi prima �ntrebare �ntr-un nou set de trei �ntreb�ri... 477 00:33:24,725 --> 00:33:27,271 �i nu se pune �in�nd cont de cel�lalt set. 478 00:33:27,312 --> 00:33:28,730 Are dreptate. 479 00:33:28,772 --> 00:33:31,516 Oricum, eu �ncerc doar s� scot ceva informa�ii de la tine, omule. 480 00:33:34,528 --> 00:33:36,655 Nu. �ncerci s� convingi un convertit... 481 00:33:37,656 --> 00:33:39,158 Dac� �ncerc s� te conving... 482 00:33:39,199 --> 00:33:40,616 atunci de ce e�ti at�t de supus... 483 00:33:40,617 --> 00:33:42,786 setului de trei �ntreb�ri? 484 00:33:42,828 --> 00:33:44,329 Nici m�car nu te ui�i la mine, omule. 485 00:33:44,371 --> 00:33:46,011 E�ti cam necioplit, �tii ce vreau s� zic? 486 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,375 Nu m� ascul�i, omule. 487 00:33:51,838 --> 00:33:54,424 O, dr�cie! 488 00:33:57,927 --> 00:34:01,347 Ei bine, Austin, cred c� de data asta �i-ai g�sit na�ul. 489 00:34:01,389 --> 00:34:02,849 O, nu, scumpete. 490 00:34:02,891 --> 00:34:06,437 L-am �nvins pe Dr. Evil �nainte, �l voi �nvinge �i acum. 491 00:34:06,479 --> 00:34:08,606 Vorbeam despre mine. 492 00:34:16,447 --> 00:34:17,948 Cei de sus! 493 00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:20,159 Se pare c-am c�zut �n r�p�. 494 00:34:20,201 --> 00:34:22,995 Sunt �nc� viu, dar foarte r�nit. 495 00:34:23,037 --> 00:34:26,583 Cred c� am picioarele rupte. �ncerc s� m� ridic. 496 00:34:27,584 --> 00:34:29,211 Da, sunt rupte. 497 00:34:29,252 --> 00:34:31,213 Poate a�i putea arunca ni�te bandaje... 498 00:34:31,254 --> 00:34:33,215 sau ceva crem� antibacterial�. 499 00:34:33,256 --> 00:34:37,219 M� simt extraordinar de r�u. 500 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:39,386 Osul a ie�it prin piele. 501 00:34:39,387 --> 00:34:41,556 Poate fi o ran� cangrenoas�. 502 00:34:41,598 --> 00:34:44,227 Rana �ncepe s� miroas� pu�in a migdale... 503 00:34:44,268 --> 00:34:46,228 ceea ce nu e prea bine. 504 00:34:46,229 --> 00:34:47,897 V� rog? 505 00:34:47,939 --> 00:34:49,065 Nimeni? 506 00:34:49,106 --> 00:34:50,191 �mi pare r�u. 507 00:34:50,233 --> 00:34:51,776 �ncerc cu cel�lalt picior. 508 00:34:56,906 --> 00:34:59,242 Doi dintre asasinii mei sunt mor�i. 509 00:34:59,283 --> 00:35:02,162 Nu voi mai tolera gre�eli. 510 00:35:02,204 --> 00:35:04,121 Voi men�ine demnitatea... 511 00:35:04,122 --> 00:35:06,123 acestei organiza�ii malefice. 512 00:35:06,124 --> 00:35:08,544 Ce naiba a fost asta? 513 00:35:08,585 --> 00:35:11,129 Erup�ie vulcanic�! 514 00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:24,602 Pot s� �i-l prezint pe spionul meu din Ministerul Ap�r�rii... 515 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:27,938 Bastardul Gras. 516 00:35:27,939 --> 00:35:29,732 �nt�i o prim� chestie! 517 00:35:29,774 --> 00:35:31,734 Unde-i WC-ul? 518 00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:34,863 Am un cap de �estoas� care st� s� ias� afar�. 519 00:35:36,322 --> 00:35:37,824 �nc�nt�tor. 520 00:35:37,866 --> 00:35:39,741 Nu glumesc. 521 00:35:39,742 --> 00:35:43,455 Am o porc�rie �n fund cu care s-ar putea �neca un m�gar. 522 00:35:43,497 --> 00:35:46,457 E nasol! 523 00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:51,297 Iisuse, m� ia cu c�lduri, �ti�i voi asta? 524 00:35:51,338 --> 00:35:53,799 Da. 525 00:35:53,841 --> 00:35:57,720 Bastard Gras, po�i s�-mi dai "mojo-ul", te rog? 526 00:35:57,761 --> 00:35:59,723 Unde sunt banii mei? 527 00:35:59,764 --> 00:36:02,100 �n regul�, da�i-i ni�te bani. 528 00:36:04,394 --> 00:36:07,856 Iisuse Hristoase, dar mic este! 529 00:36:07,898 --> 00:36:11,902 Am scos pe fund buc��i mai mari dec�t el. 530 00:36:13,195 --> 00:36:15,572 Stai o clip�. 531 00:36:15,614 --> 00:36:18,659 Arat� cam ca un copil. 532 00:36:18,701 --> 00:36:21,746 Hai aici! O s� te m�n�nc! 533 00:36:21,787 --> 00:36:23,206 Sunt mai mare ca tine. 534 00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:24,957 M�n�nc mai mult dec�t tine. 535 00:36:24,999 --> 00:36:27,210 Treci �n burta mea! 536 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,921 Haide! 537 00:36:29,962 --> 00:36:32,298 Ai noroc, mititelule! 538 00:36:33,299 --> 00:36:35,301 O �mbr��i�are? 539 00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:41,016 Dr. Evil, facem o nou� �n�elegere? 540 00:36:41,058 --> 00:36:43,559 Prime�ti "mojo-ul" f�r� bani... 541 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,896 �i mi-l dai �n schimb pe copila�. 542 00:36:47,648 --> 00:36:50,951 Da. 543 00:36:50,993 --> 00:36:52,653 D�-mi-l pe copila�, d�-mi-l pe copila� 544 00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:54,488 D�-mi-l pe copila�, d�-mi-l pe copila� 545 00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:56,241 D�-mi-l pe copila�, d�-mi-l pe copila� 546 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:58,701 D�-mi-l pe copila�, d�-mi-l pe copila� 547 00:36:58,743 --> 00:37:00,285 Scuz�-m�. 548 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:02,246 Chili. 549 00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:04,289 Copila�ul, copila�ul. 550 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:07,836 Dr. Evil, ce facem cu Powers? 551 00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:11,506 Austin Powers nu mai este o amenin�are pentru mine. 552 00:37:11,548 --> 00:37:13,883 Am "mojo-ul" s�u. 553 00:37:50,839 --> 00:37:54,677 �n regul�, sunte�i liberi. 554 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,637 Vreau putin� intimitate. 555 00:38:28,712 --> 00:38:32,425 Dr. Evil, nu vreau ca asta s� te influen�eze �n munc�. 556 00:38:32,467 --> 00:38:34,177 Nici o grij�, mama. 557 00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:37,263 Nu se va �nt�mpla nimic. 558 00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:47,148 O gur� pentru mine... 559 00:38:49,652 --> 00:38:51,612 �i o pic�tur� pentru ai mei. 560 00:38:53,489 --> 00:38:55,407 Herr Doktor. 561 00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:28,276 Ce s-a �nt�mplat aici? 562 00:39:28,359 --> 00:39:30,319 Aparent, agentul tic�los numit Bastardul Gras... 563 00:39:30,361 --> 00:39:31,862 s-a infiltrat �n unitate... 564 00:39:31,863 --> 00:39:33,698 ...i-a fost dat� �n paz� camera criogenic�. 565 00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:35,157 A folosit un fel de gaz. 566 00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:36,842 Oamenii �tia nu-�i aduc aminte de nimic. 567 00:39:36,884 --> 00:39:38,286 C�pitane, de ce nu... 568 00:39:38,327 --> 00:39:40,154 te informezi �n leg�tur� cu Bastardul Gras... 569 00:39:40,196 --> 00:39:42,123 �in�nd cont �i de Langley? 570 00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:43,291 Da, doamn�. 571 00:39:43,332 --> 00:39:45,251 Pot �mprumuta asta, te rog? Mul�umesc. 572 00:39:47,004 --> 00:39:50,299 Uit�-te la mine. Sunt un tic�los sexy, scumpete. Da! 573 00:39:50,382 --> 00:39:52,050 E�ti tare, da. 574 00:39:54,303 --> 00:39:56,680 �i... sunt fr�nt. 575 00:39:56,722 --> 00:39:59,099 S� mergem, scumpete, da! 576 00:40:03,645 --> 00:40:05,105 Salutare. Cum v� sim�i�i? 577 00:40:17,911 --> 00:40:19,204 Hai, Felicity. 578 00:40:49,819 --> 00:40:51,363 Da, drag�. 579 00:40:53,365 --> 00:40:54,824 Ne a�ez�m? 580 00:40:55,867 --> 00:40:57,327 E fantastic. 581 00:40:57,369 --> 00:40:58,620 Al naibii! 582 00:40:59,871 --> 00:41:03,835 �i, Austin, cum este �n viitor? 583 00:41:03,876 --> 00:41:06,838 P�i, fiecare are o ma�in� zbur�toare... 584 00:41:06,879 --> 00:41:09,215 toat� m�ncarea este sub form� de pilule... 585 00:41:09,257 --> 00:41:13,386 �i P�m�ntul este condus de ni�te maimu�e murdare! 586 00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:14,929 O, Dumnezeule! 587 00:41:14,971 --> 00:41:16,889 Te-am avut o secund�! 588 00:41:18,182 --> 00:41:20,768 Po�i s� m� ai �i mai mult, dac� vrei. 589 00:41:20,810 --> 00:41:25,774 E�ti tare, scumpete... 590 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,484 scumpete. 591 00:41:29,152 --> 00:41:30,612 Prea multe "scumpete" 592 00:41:32,155 --> 00:41:34,658 S� nu te mi�ti de aici. 593 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,788 Doamnelor �i domnilor, dl Burt Bacharach... 594 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:42,667 �i dl Elvis Costello. 595 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:50,258 Ce prime�ti c�nd te �ndr�goste�ti? 596 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:53,261 Un tip cu un "ac" care-�i sparge "balonul" 597 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:54,678 Vrei s� dansezi? 598 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,181 Cu pl�cere. 599 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,183 Ca tu s� nu ai necazuri... 600 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,227 Nu m� voi... 601 00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:06,274 �ndr�gosti niciodat�... 602 00:42:06,275 --> 00:42:11,197 �ndr�gosti niciodat�... 603 00:42:11,238 --> 00:42:16,034 Nu-mi spune mie cum st� treaba 604 00:42:16,035 --> 00:42:20,040 Am fost �ndr�gostit �i sunt bucuros c� am sc�pat... 605 00:42:20,081 --> 00:42:24,127 de acele lan�uri, lan�uri care te leag�. 606 00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:28,173 De aceea Sunt aici s�-�i amintesc 607 00:42:28,215 --> 00:42:31,259 Ce prime�ti c�nd te �ndr�goste�ti? 608 00:42:31,301 --> 00:42:35,680 Numai minciuni durere �i p�rere de r�u 609 00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:39,435 Deci, cel pu�in p�n� m�ine 610 00:42:39,477 --> 00:42:41,604 Nu m� voi... 611 00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:46,317 �ndr�gosti niciodat� 612 00:42:46,359 --> 00:42:48,569 Nu m� voi... 613 00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:51,656 �ndr�gosti niciodat� 614 00:42:51,697 --> 00:42:52,949 �nc� o dat�. 615 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:55,535 Stai bine pe picioare. 616 00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:58,288 S� �tii c� stau mai bine �ntins�. 617 00:43:10,576 --> 00:43:12,787 O, p�ze�te-te, scumpete. 618 00:43:19,628 --> 00:43:21,630 - Salut. - Salut. 619 00:43:23,715 --> 00:43:24,967 Cum merge treaba? 620 00:43:25,008 --> 00:43:26,885 Bine, Herr Doktor. Tu ce faci? 621 00:43:26,927 --> 00:43:29,721 Grozav. 622 00:43:29,763 --> 00:43:32,641 O pauz�? 623 00:43:32,683 --> 00:43:36,104 �ncearc� Hot Pockets. Sunt grozavi. 624 00:43:39,107 --> 00:43:40,650 Este ciudat, nu-i a�a? 625 00:43:40,692 --> 00:43:43,695 - Da. - �tiam eu. 626 00:43:43,736 --> 00:43:45,363 Nu m-ai chemat. 627 00:43:45,405 --> 00:43:46,739 Am vorbit despre asta. 628 00:43:46,781 --> 00:43:49,826 Ne-am promis unul altuia c� nu ne vom implica. 629 00:43:49,867 --> 00:43:51,618 Nu-mi pot l�sa sentimentele pentru tine s� interfereze... 630 00:43:51,619 --> 00:43:54,873 cu preluarea conducerii lumii, �tii asta. 631 00:43:54,915 --> 00:43:58,294 �tii c� nu voi iubi alt b�rbat niciodat�. 632 00:44:00,129 --> 00:44:01,714 Da, e adev�rat. 633 00:44:05,217 --> 00:44:07,761 Dr. Evil, am �nt�rziat. 634 00:44:07,803 --> 00:44:09,262 Nu, ai ajuns chiar la timp. 635 00:44:09,263 --> 00:44:14,769 Nu, vreau s� zic c� sunt "�nt�rziat�" 636 00:44:20,942 --> 00:44:22,235 Tat�. 637 00:44:24,946 --> 00:44:27,574 Salutare, pu�tiu'. 638 00:44:27,616 --> 00:44:29,034 Ce faci aici? 639 00:44:29,075 --> 00:44:33,039 M� g�ndeam c� poate am putea rezolva cumva treaba asta. 640 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,917 De fapt, tu e�ti tat�l meu. 641 00:44:35,958 --> 00:44:40,086 Scott, ai avut o �ans�, bine? 642 00:44:40,087 --> 00:44:42,798 Deja am pe cineva care seam�n� cu mine. 643 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,008 E r�u �i vrea s� domine lumea... 644 00:44:45,009 --> 00:44:48,429 �i intr� u�or �n orice cutie. 645 00:44:48,554 --> 00:44:50,223 El? 646 00:44:50,265 --> 00:44:51,725 Uit�-te la el, e nebun. 647 00:44:51,767 --> 00:44:55,187 Este ca un c�ine Chihuahua cu fi�e. 648 00:44:56,688 --> 00:44:58,815 M� va ucide cu prima ocazie. 649 00:44:58,857 --> 00:45:00,317 Probabil. 650 00:45:01,526 --> 00:45:02,736 Te iubesc. 651 00:45:12,705 --> 00:45:16,542 Sunt un tic�los sexy. Da. 652 00:45:16,584 --> 00:45:20,296 Felicity, simte-te ca acas�, scumpete. 653 00:45:20,338 --> 00:45:22,507 Ce p�rere ai despre cuibu�orul meu de nebunii, drag�? 654 00:45:22,548 --> 00:45:25,301 E fantastic, Austin. 655 00:45:29,014 --> 00:45:30,975 Ce chestie. 656 00:45:36,397 --> 00:45:41,110 A�a mi-a fost furat "mojo-ul". Bastardul Gras. 657 00:45:41,151 --> 00:45:43,487 Ea este un agent profesionist. 658 00:45:43,529 --> 00:45:46,616 N-o intereseaz� "s� se dea �n b�rci"! 659 00:45:46,658 --> 00:45:47,993 Te rog, Dumnezeule. 660 00:45:48,034 --> 00:45:50,120 Spectacole, testicule, portofel, ceas. 661 00:45:50,161 --> 00:45:52,831 Austin, a�tept. 662 00:45:59,004 --> 00:46:02,507 Ce ai zice de un masaj? 663 00:46:02,591 --> 00:46:07,013 Vrei s� spui un masaj senzual? 664 00:46:07,054 --> 00:46:09,598 Bine, atunci. 665 00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:13,352 Bine, acum pornim. Da. 666 00:46:18,983 --> 00:46:22,028 Stai a�a, ceva m� g�dil�. 667 00:46:23,112 --> 00:46:24,656 A�a e mai bine. 668 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:26,116 Dr�cie. 669 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:36,501 Cum este, scumpete? 670 00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:38,337 Mai jos. 671 00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:41,465 Cum este, scumpete? 672 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,425 Ce? 673 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,178 Nu trebuie s� fii amabil cu mine. 674 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,721 Am trecut prin multe �mpreun�. 675 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,598 Chiar a�a? 676 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:51,392 La ce te g�nde�ti? 677 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:55,146 Ascult�, Felicity... 678 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:57,106 �mi pare r�u. 679 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,651 Nu pot s-o fac. 680 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,488 Trebuie s� plec. 681 00:47:06,617 --> 00:47:07,826 Din cauza mea? 682 00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:12,081 Nu pot s�-�i explic. 683 00:47:23,301 --> 00:47:24,427 Salutare, agent Shagwell. 684 00:47:24,469 --> 00:47:26,137 Unde-i Austin? 685 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:29,266 Cred c� am spus ceva nepotrivit, a�a c� a plecat dintr-o dat�. 686 00:47:29,307 --> 00:47:34,271 Ascult�, nu vreau s� te ata�ezi prea mult de Austin. 687 00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:36,773 Nu a�a trebuie s� fie. 688 00:47:36,815 --> 00:47:38,566 Nu m� ata�ez de nimeni, Basil. 689 00:47:38,608 --> 00:47:40,653 Interesul meu �n acest caz este pur profesional. 690 00:47:40,695 --> 00:47:42,154 Bine. 691 00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:45,074 Atunci nu te deranjeaz� s�-l urm�re�ti pe Bastardul Gras disear�. 692 00:47:45,116 --> 00:47:46,325 Nici o problem�. 693 00:47:46,367 --> 00:47:48,828 Trebuie s�-i ata�ezi acest aparat de urm�rire... 694 00:47:48,869 --> 00:47:50,955 cu orice pre�. 695 00:47:50,997 --> 00:47:52,331 Nici o problem�. 696 00:47:52,373 --> 00:47:54,417 �ine-o tot a�a. 697 00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:57,420 Nu uita, cu orice pre�. 698 00:48:15,647 --> 00:48:17,316 Uit�-te la tine. 699 00:48:17,357 --> 00:48:20,820 Erai at�t de viril. 700 00:48:20,862 --> 00:48:24,073 Erai un �op�itor, omule. 701 00:48:24,115 --> 00:48:28,035 �i acum e�ti un nimeni. 702 00:48:28,036 --> 00:48:32,040 Cel pu�in nu pot dec�dea mai mult de at�t. 703 00:48:32,081 --> 00:48:34,626 Ei, surpriz�, surpriz�! 704 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:37,254 Uit�-te la c�rni�a asta. 705 00:48:37,296 --> 00:48:41,967 Sunt al dracului de sexy. Uit�-te la corpul �sta sexy. 706 00:48:43,135 --> 00:48:45,179 Uite, sunt ca un c�nt�re�. 707 00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:48,682 O, ce tip sexy, ce tip sexy. 708 00:48:48,766 --> 00:48:51,852 M�n�nc ca un tip sexy. 709 00:48:51,894 --> 00:48:54,688 Apropo, nu vrei ni�te pui? 710 00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:55,773 Mai am destul. 711 00:48:55,814 --> 00:48:57,984 Nu, mul�umesc. 712 00:48:58,026 --> 00:48:59,611 Ce avem aici? 713 00:48:59,653 --> 00:49:04,115 Asta-i gata. �n regul�, e gata. 714 00:49:11,957 --> 00:49:16,128 Nu uita, cu orice pre�. 715 00:49:20,383 --> 00:49:22,760 Suntem ner�bd�tori, nu-i a�a? 716 00:49:22,802 --> 00:49:24,178 Pred�-te! 717 00:49:25,221 --> 00:49:26,889 Doamnelor �i domnilor... 718 00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:30,518 vom �ncepe faza a doua a proiectului nostru malefic... 719 00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:33,479 sau oare faza... ...nu �tiu ce faz�. 720 00:49:33,521 --> 00:49:35,232 Oricum, este faza... 721 00:49:35,274 --> 00:49:39,861 �n care punem un laser gigant pe lun�. 722 00:49:39,903 --> 00:49:43,740 Dup� cum �ti�i, luna se rote�te �n jurul P�m�ntului, cam a�a ceva. 723 00:49:50,122 --> 00:49:51,832 �i c�nd luna ajunge... 724 00:49:51,873 --> 00:49:54,627 la aliniamentul potrivit... 725 00:49:54,669 --> 00:49:57,255 va distruge Washington D.C. 726 00:49:57,297 --> 00:49:59,715 Vede�i, am transformat luna... 727 00:49:59,716 --> 00:50:04,470 �n ceea ce �mi place s� numesc o "Stea a Mor�ii" 728 00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:09,058 - Poftim? - Nimic, Darth. 729 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,393 Cum mi-ai spus? 730 00:50:10,435 --> 00:50:12,730 Nicicum. Du-te-n...! 731 00:50:14,106 --> 00:50:15,441 Noroc. 732 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:18,485 Oricum, toat� �mecheria acestui plan este laserul gigant. 733 00:50:18,569 --> 00:50:22,573 A fost inventat de c�tre renumitul fizician de la Cambridge, Dr. Parsons. 734 00:50:22,615 --> 00:50:27,369 A�a c�, �l vom numi proiectul Alan Parsons. 735 00:50:27,411 --> 00:50:30,122 O, Dumnezeule. 736 00:50:30,164 --> 00:50:31,458 Ce este acum? 737 00:50:31,499 --> 00:50:35,503 Proiectul Alan Parsons a fost o forma�ie rock progresiv� �n 1982. 738 00:50:35,545 --> 00:50:39,424 De ce nu-�i nume�ti proiectul "Opera�iunea Wang Chung", n�t�r�ule? 739 00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:40,967 Ce ar trebui s�... 740 00:50:41,051 --> 00:50:43,637 Sunt sigur c� "Opera�iunea Bananarama" ar fi �i mai bine. 741 00:50:43,678 --> 00:50:44,638 Ce vrei s� spui? 742 00:50:44,679 --> 00:50:46,640 Dac� ai fi vrut... 743 00:50:46,681 --> 00:50:47,932 Dac� vrei s� fii... 744 00:50:47,933 --> 00:50:50,686 www.shh.com.org 745 00:50:50,728 --> 00:50:52,772 E�ti at�t de... 746 00:50:52,813 --> 00:50:56,192 Dac� am putea l�sa la o parte certurile familiale... 747 00:50:56,233 --> 00:50:59,736 Cred c� trebuie s� trecem la lucruri mai importante. 748 00:50:59,737 --> 00:51:01,364 - Chiar? - Da. 749 00:51:01,405 --> 00:51:03,282 Nu-mi place tonul t�u insolent. 750 00:51:03,324 --> 00:51:06,618 - N-am vrut s� te jignesc. - Vrei s� conduci tu toat� treaba? 751 00:51:06,619 --> 00:51:07,745 Nu, deloc. 752 00:51:07,787 --> 00:51:10,040 Vrei s� fii tu Tat�l, nu-i a�a? 753 00:51:10,082 --> 00:51:12,834 Num�rul Doi, vrei s� por�i pantalonii lu' t�ticu'? 754 00:51:12,876 --> 00:51:14,586 O s� pl�ngi? 755 00:51:14,628 --> 00:51:17,756 O s� pl�ngi? 756 00:51:17,798 --> 00:51:19,216 Ce faci? 757 00:51:19,257 --> 00:51:22,052 O s� dai la ra�e? O s� pl�ngi? 758 00:51:22,094 --> 00:51:24,888 Vezi, pl�ngi. E�ti b�rbat acum, nu? 759 00:51:24,972 --> 00:51:26,598 Da, a�a credeam �i eu. 760 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,836 �n leg�tura cu ce s-a �nt�mplat asear�... 761 00:51:53,877 --> 00:51:55,504 Nu trebuie s�-mi explici. 762 00:51:56,797 --> 00:51:58,882 Nu �n�elegi. Vezi tu... 763 00:52:00,884 --> 00:52:03,304 Mi-am pierdut "mojo-ul". 764 00:52:03,345 --> 00:52:06,349 O, deci de aia... 765 00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:11,396 Am crezut c� nu m� placi. 766 00:52:11,438 --> 00:52:14,274 O, nu, scumpete. E�ti total�. 767 00:52:14,316 --> 00:52:16,401 Nu am vrut s� m� �ndr�gostesc din nou... 768 00:52:16,443 --> 00:52:19,862 �i am crezut c� nu m� vei iubi f�r� "mojo". 769 00:52:19,863 --> 00:52:21,156 Nu tu e�ti de vin�. 770 00:52:21,197 --> 00:52:26,871 E�ti fabuloas�, perfect�, le ai pe toate. Da! 771 00:52:26,912 --> 00:52:28,998 E grozav! 772 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,916 Trebuie s�-�i spun �i eu ceva. 773 00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:34,003 Noaptea trecut�, i-am plantat Bastardului Gras un dispozitiv de urm�rire. 774 00:52:34,045 --> 00:52:35,379 Grozav, scumpete. 775 00:52:35,421 --> 00:52:37,188 A�a c� �l putem urm�ri pe Bastardul Gras... 776 00:52:37,189 --> 00:52:39,058 �mi recuperez "mojo-ul", �i m� �ntorc �napoi... 777 00:52:39,099 --> 00:52:42,386 dup� aia ne apuc�m de �op�it �i de lucruri tr�snite. Da! 778 00:52:42,428 --> 00:52:43,554 Mai este ceva. 779 00:52:43,596 --> 00:52:46,099 Ca s� m� apropii de Bastardul Gras, a trebuit s�... 780 00:52:46,141 --> 00:52:48,727 Aten�ie, aten�ie. Se pare c� avem semnal! 781 00:52:48,769 --> 00:52:50,228 Este la sta�ia Paddington. 782 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:51,772 S� mergem! 783 00:52:54,524 --> 00:52:56,652 - Suntem aproape, scumpete. - Pe aici. 784 00:52:56,693 --> 00:52:59,071 �nainte... nu, nu, st�nga. Aici, aici. 785 00:53:02,199 --> 00:53:03,284 L-am prins. 786 00:53:03,326 --> 00:53:04,953 Soldat, adu catapulta. 787 00:53:10,333 --> 00:53:11,792 Haide�i, haide�i! 788 00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:13,336 Unde este? 789 00:53:14,462 --> 00:53:16,421 O, Dumnezeule! 790 00:53:16,422 --> 00:53:19,258 Bastardul Gras a umplut buda! 791 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,552 �n numele tuturor lucrurilor sfinte... 792 00:53:21,594 --> 00:53:24,598 este cel mai ur�t mirositor lucru �nt�lnit de mine vreodat�! 793 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,474 Cineva s� trag� apa! 794 00:53:26,475 --> 00:53:27,767 Nu, nu atinge�i nimic. 795 00:53:27,768 --> 00:53:30,688 Trebuie s� ducem o prob� la laborator pentru analize. 796 00:53:32,439 --> 00:53:34,108 Cred c� o s� v�rs. 797 00:53:42,742 --> 00:53:44,077 Austin, aici e�ti. 798 00:53:44,119 --> 00:53:45,370 A�i analizat proba? 799 00:53:45,412 --> 00:53:48,915 Ciao, scumpete. Ar��i tr�snet! 800 00:53:51,042 --> 00:53:53,836 Trebuie musai s� fim aici, Felicity? 801 00:53:53,837 --> 00:53:56,339 Vreau s� zic c� este at�t de plictisitor. 802 00:53:56,381 --> 00:53:58,008 Eu nu cred �n �tiin��. 803 00:53:58,049 --> 00:54:03,389 C�nd este vorba de spioni, m� bazez pe instinct. 804 00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:10,396 - Salut, tuturor. - Salut, Basil. 805 00:54:10,438 --> 00:54:12,356 Avem rezultatele. 806 00:54:12,398 --> 00:54:15,401 Am descoperit urmele unei plante rare... 807 00:54:15,443 --> 00:54:19,364 care se g�se�te numai pe o insul�, aici, �n Caraibe. 808 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,535 �i ce �nseamn� asta, Basil? 809 00:54:23,577 --> 00:54:28,040 �nseamn� c� �sta este locul unde se ascunde Dr. Evil. 810 00:54:28,081 --> 00:54:30,792 Grozav, Basil. 811 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:35,172 Dr�cie! Cafeaua asta miroase a rahat. 812 00:54:37,884 --> 00:54:39,969 Chiar este rahat, Austin. 813 00:54:40,011 --> 00:54:42,930 O, bine, deci nu numai eu sunt de p�rerea asta. 814 00:54:47,393 --> 00:54:49,520 Are un u�or gust de nuc�. 815 00:54:59,865 --> 00:55:01,492 Scuz�-m�, Dr. Evil. 816 00:55:01,533 --> 00:55:04,619 Trebuie s�-�i vorbesc despre Mini-Eu. 817 00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:06,079 Nu-i de-al nostru? 818 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,375 Este prea con�tiincios �i ner�bd�tor? 819 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:12,294 Nu, numai c� musc�. 820 00:55:15,047 --> 00:55:16,549 Este un mu�c�tor. 821 00:55:19,761 --> 00:55:21,972 Ce-i cu tine, Mini-Eu? 822 00:55:22,013 --> 00:55:23,890 Vrei s� ne spui ceva? 823 00:55:25,558 --> 00:55:26,643 �i cresc din�ii. 824 00:55:28,603 --> 00:55:32,273 Face�i-mi leg�tura cu pre�edintele SUA! 825 00:55:32,315 --> 00:55:34,233 �l vedem. 826 00:55:34,234 --> 00:55:36,696 Ce dore�ti, Dr. Evil? 827 00:55:36,737 --> 00:55:38,864 Dle pre�edinte, �n 12 ore... 828 00:55:38,906 --> 00:55:44,744 Voi distruge Washington D.C. cu acest laser gigant. 829 00:55:44,745 --> 00:55:47,122 Ce dra...? 830 00:55:47,123 --> 00:55:51,752 Mini-Eu, las� laserul �n pace. 831 00:55:51,794 --> 00:55:53,588 Bine, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu... 832 00:55:53,630 --> 00:55:58,718 de ce nu te retragi cu laserul �ntr-o camer�? 833 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,638 Dle pre�edinte, dup� ce voi distruge Washington D.C... 834 00:56:02,639 --> 00:56:06,435 Voi distruge c�te un ora� mare la fiecare or�. 835 00:56:06,476 --> 00:56:08,854 Asta, dac�, bine�n�eles, nu �mi pl�te�ti... 836 00:56:10,022 --> 00:56:14,235 100 miliarde de dolari. 837 00:56:19,157 --> 00:56:21,659 Dr. Evil, aici e�ti �n 1969. 838 00:56:21,701 --> 00:56:24,287 Suma asta de bani nici m�car nu exist�. 839 00:56:26,164 --> 00:56:29,751 Ca �i cum ai spune, "vreau un kajilion bajilion de dolari". 840 00:56:31,629 --> 00:56:36,050 Haide, dle pre�edinte, arat�-mi banii. 841 00:56:36,091 --> 00:56:37,343 Care bani? 842 00:56:37,426 --> 00:56:40,262 Arat�-mi banii, arat�-mi banii. 843 00:56:40,346 --> 00:56:43,682 M-ai avut. Lacrim�. Nimic? Nu? 844 00:56:43,724 --> 00:56:46,644 Suntem �n 1969. 845 00:56:46,685 --> 00:56:50,273 "Jerry Maguire" nu va ap�rea dec�t peste vreo 30 de ani. 846 00:56:50,315 --> 00:56:53,234 Nimeni nu �tie despre ce vorbe�ti, n�t�r�ule. 847 00:56:53,276 --> 00:56:57,030 Scott, tata lucreaz�, bine? 848 00:56:57,072 --> 00:56:58,698 �i c�nd e�ti �n camera asta cu mine... 849 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:01,242 �ncearc� s� folose�ti vocea de b�rbat, bine? 850 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:02,577 Mul�umesc. 851 00:57:04,037 --> 00:57:06,790 Dle pre�edinte, l�sa�i-m� s� v� demonstrez... 852 00:57:06,831 --> 00:57:10,251 teribila putere a proiectului Alan Parsons. 853 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:12,254 Trage�i! 854 00:57:18,010 --> 00:57:20,221 Raportul daunelor! Raportul daunelor! 855 00:57:20,262 --> 00:57:23,474 E �n regul�. Nu e nimic. Calma�i-v�. 856 00:57:24,684 --> 00:57:27,728 De fapt, a fost o secvent� din filmul "Ziua Independen�ei"... 857 00:57:27,770 --> 00:57:29,856 dar laserul real este cam la fel de puternic. 858 00:57:29,898 --> 00:57:32,109 Da, �nfrico��tor. 859 00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:35,112 �i acum, Dr. Evil... 860 00:57:35,153 --> 00:57:39,157 Vorbi�i la palm�, fata nu vrea s� v� aud�. 861 00:57:39,241 --> 00:57:41,368 Ce palm�? S�-�i vorbesc la palm�? 862 00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:44,413 Nu e�ti ceea ce spui, dec�t o pung� de cartofi pr�ji�i. 863 00:57:44,454 --> 00:57:46,081 Despre ce vorbe�ti? 864 00:57:46,123 --> 00:57:49,085 Nu merge acolo, prietena mea. 865 00:57:50,128 --> 00:57:52,045 A cui prieten�? 866 00:57:52,046 --> 00:57:54,215 Nu te pune cu mine, sunt un mo-fo nebun. 867 00:57:54,257 --> 00:57:55,757 A trebuit s� pocnesc un poli�ist... 868 00:57:55,758 --> 00:57:58,303 pentru c� nu mi-a dat recuzita �n Oaktown. 869 00:57:58,344 --> 00:58:00,763 Nu? Am auzit asta undeva. 870 00:58:01,889 --> 00:58:03,891 E�ti un idiot. 871 00:58:03,975 --> 00:58:08,397 Dle pre�edinte, cred c� ne-am �n�eles. 872 00:58:10,190 --> 00:58:14,194 Dr. Evil, care ��i sunt planurile referitoare la Austin Powers? 873 00:58:14,236 --> 00:58:17,906 Austin Powers? Este ca �i �arpele �i mangusta. 874 00:58:17,948 --> 00:58:23,746 Sau mangusta �i �arpele. Oricum, e de r�u. 875 00:58:23,787 --> 00:58:25,247 Nu prea cunosc animalele. 876 00:58:25,248 --> 00:58:27,917 Dar �tiu ceva... 877 00:58:27,959 --> 00:58:30,754 De data asta e ceva personal. 878 00:58:30,795 --> 00:58:32,505 Ucide�i-l. 879 00:58:38,011 --> 00:58:40,639 Uite insula lui Dr. Evil. 880 00:59:14,841 --> 00:59:16,009 S� ne facem tab�ra. 881 00:59:16,051 --> 00:59:17,427 Fii atent� cu sacul �la! 882 00:59:17,469 --> 00:59:19,596 Con�ine explozibil. 883 00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:23,017 Ar putea fi periculos. 884 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:36,572 Dac� Dumnezeu ar fi unul dintre noi? 885 00:59:37,615 --> 00:59:41,495 Doar un muritor, ca �i noi. 886 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,343 Foarte bine, perfect. 887 00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:59,596 Dr. Evil, a fost fantastic. 888 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,349 Mul�umesc, Num�rul Doi. 889 01:00:01,391 --> 01:00:02,892 Eu am scris asta, da. 890 01:00:02,934 --> 01:00:05,603 Tat�, mi-a pus asta �n pat. 891 01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:06,855 Cine? 892 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:08,898 Prostul de Mini-Tu. 893 01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:11,276 Mi-a pus sconcsul �sta �n cearceafuri! 894 01:00:12,152 --> 01:00:15,572 Ce... Mini-Eu, s� nu mai faci asta niciodat�. 895 01:00:15,613 --> 01:00:19,243 M� auzi, niciodat�! 896 01:00:19,285 --> 01:00:21,537 Nu m� pot sup�ra pe tine. 897 01:00:21,579 --> 01:00:23,289 Uita�i-v� la micu�ul �sta. 898 01:00:24,498 --> 01:00:29,003 Baza lui Dr. Evil este chiar dup� creasta aia. 899 01:00:29,045 --> 01:00:30,171 Las�-m� s� v�d. 900 01:00:31,297 --> 01:00:33,215 Fir-ar s� fie. Cum intr�m? 901 01:00:33,257 --> 01:00:36,344 Salut, m�mico. Pot s� iau ni�te ciocolat�? 902 01:00:36,385 --> 01:00:38,972 Vreau ni�te Mar�. 903 01:00:39,014 --> 01:00:40,724 Nu m� plezni la fund, m�mico. 904 01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:43,602 �mi pare r�u, iubire. 905 01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:46,604 M-am blocat �n pernele tale. 906 01:00:46,605 --> 01:00:48,023 S� ne uit�m pe hart�. 907 01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:52,944 Austin, ce plan avem? 908 01:00:52,986 --> 01:00:54,445 Conform acestei h�r�i... 909 01:00:54,446 --> 01:00:58,159 �ntreaga insul� e plin� de g�rzile lui Dr. Evil. 910 01:00:58,201 --> 01:01:00,536 Vreau s� m� asigur c� explozibilii nu se ud�... 911 01:01:00,578 --> 01:01:01,663 dar nu-i g�sesc. 912 01:01:01,704 --> 01:01:03,706 Uit�-te �n fund. 913 01:01:03,748 --> 01:01:06,501 Bine, o s� m� uit un pic mai ad�nc. 914 01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:08,628 Oho, sacul �sta e chiar plin. 915 01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:11,923 Mai sap�, iubire. 916 01:01:11,965 --> 01:01:14,133 Parc� simt ceva. 917 01:01:16,553 --> 01:01:18,847 Dumnezeule, Austin. 918 01:01:18,889 --> 01:01:20,807 Ce ai pe aici? 919 01:01:20,808 --> 01:01:24,478 Tot ceea ce �mi poate alimenta capriciile, �tii asta. 920 01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,521 Trage tare. 921 01:01:27,022 --> 01:01:29,024 Chiar ai nevoie de asta? 922 01:01:29,066 --> 01:01:31,986 Te-a� ruga s� nu o deschizi �n�untru, mul�umesc foarte mult. 923 01:01:32,027 --> 01:01:34,529 O, Dumnezeule. 924 01:01:34,530 --> 01:01:36,574 S-a deschis. 925 01:01:36,616 --> 01:01:39,369 Da, face asta din c�nd �n c�nd. 926 01:01:41,204 --> 01:01:43,206 Da, e nasol. 927 01:01:43,248 --> 01:01:44,916 Da, scuze. 928 01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,168 Cam mirositor. 929 01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:49,713 Genul �sta de oameni m� �ngre�o�eaz�. 930 01:01:49,796 --> 01:01:51,131 �mi po�i deschide o bere? 931 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,054 Ce-i asta? 932 01:01:57,096 --> 01:01:58,347 Este un hamster. 933 01:01:58,389 --> 01:01:59,890 Cum a ajuns �n sac? 934 01:02:01,642 --> 01:02:03,936 Nu �tiu. 935 01:02:06,605 --> 01:02:10,151 Dr. Evil, avem o problem�. 936 01:02:10,192 --> 01:02:12,153 Austin Powers este pe insul�. 937 01:02:12,194 --> 01:02:15,991 Aduce�i-mi-l... viu. 938 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:18,285 Tu. 939 01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:19,911 D�-i drumul! 940 01:02:19,953 --> 01:02:23,206 Este un subiect foarte sensibil. 941 01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:34,594 Doar noi doi 942 01:02:36,679 --> 01:02:39,349 Doar noi doi 943 01:02:39,390 --> 01:02:41,892 Din momentul �n care am auzit-o pe Frau c� am o clon� 944 01:02:41,893 --> 01:02:44,455 Am �tiut c� o s� fiu �n siguran�� pentru c� nu voi fii singur niciodat� 945 01:02:44,479 --> 01:02:47,106 Un doctor malefic nu trebuie s�-�i exprime sentimentele �n public 946 01:02:47,148 --> 01:02:49,525 Suferin�a �i durerea mea nu m� fac prea atr�g�tor 947 01:02:49,567 --> 01:02:52,071 Am sperat c� Scott m� va urma 948 01:02:52,112 --> 01:02:54,907 Va conduce afacerea familiei 949 01:02:54,948 --> 01:02:57,117 Va fi capul imperiului malefic la fel ca �i tat�l s�u 950 01:02:57,159 --> 01:02:59,745 S�-i dau toat� dragostea mea �i lucrurile pe care nu le-am avut 951 01:02:59,787 --> 01:03:01,997 Scott ar crede c� sunt un tip tare 952 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:04,792 S� �napoiez dragostea primit�, m� face s� pl�ng 953 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:07,419 Fii r�u, dar ai �i sentimentele mele 954 01:03:07,461 --> 01:03:09,756 Mi-am schimbat via�a cu Oprah �i Maya Angelou 955 01:03:09,798 --> 01:03:12,425 Dar Scott m-a respins, c'est la vie 956 01:03:12,467 --> 01:03:14,928 Via�a e crud� �i nedreapt� 957 01:03:14,970 --> 01:03:17,555 Chiar �i a�a, trebuie s� fie un Dumnezeu 958 01:03:17,597 --> 01:03:19,599 Mini-Eu, tu m� completezi. 959 01:03:19,641 --> 01:03:22,142 Doar noi doi 960 01:03:22,143 --> 01:03:24,688 Putem reu�i dac� �ncerc�m 961 01:03:24,771 --> 01:03:27,774 Doar noi doi 962 01:03:27,816 --> 01:03:29,652 Doar noi doi 963 01:03:29,694 --> 01:03:32,738 Doar noi doi 964 01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:34,990 S� cl�dim castele �n cer 965 01:03:34,991 --> 01:03:37,159 Doar noi doi 966 01:03:37,201 --> 01:03:38,911 Tu �i eu 967 01:03:50,549 --> 01:03:53,301 Trebuie s� �mpachet�m c�t mai bine. 968 01:03:53,343 --> 01:03:55,387 E�ti bine? 969 01:03:55,429 --> 01:03:58,015 Da, am numai un c�rcel la spate. 970 01:03:59,266 --> 01:04:01,225 Continu� cu �mpachetatul. 971 01:04:01,226 --> 01:04:02,978 Dumnezeule! 972 01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:04,521 Am g�sit explozibilii! 973 01:04:04,604 --> 01:04:05,897 S�-i verific�m. 974 01:04:05,939 --> 01:04:07,859 Sunte�i �ncercui�i! Arunca�i armele! 975 01:04:08,526 --> 01:04:09,902 M�inile sus! 976 01:04:11,321 --> 01:04:12,613 Mi�ca�i! 977 01:04:16,367 --> 01:04:18,745 Doamnelor �i domnilor, �n c�teva momente... 978 01:04:18,786 --> 01:04:22,206 vom amplasa un "laser" gigant pe lun�. 979 01:04:22,248 --> 01:04:23,916 De pe "Steaua Mor�ii" 980 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:27,337 Voi distruge fiecare ora� de pe planet�. 981 01:04:27,338 --> 01:04:28,630 Las�-m�-n pace. 982 01:04:28,672 --> 01:04:32,551 A, d-nul Powers, d-r� Shagwell... 983 01:04:32,593 --> 01:04:35,179 bine a�i venit �n vulcanul meu secret. 984 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:37,556 Acesta este asociatul meu Bastardul Gras. 985 01:04:37,598 --> 01:04:43,854 Felicity, cred c� voi doi v-a�i "cunoscut" deja. 986 01:04:43,896 --> 01:04:45,231 Din p�cate. 987 01:04:45,273 --> 01:04:49,235 Astea-s mul�umirile pentru o noapte de sex s�lbatic? 988 01:04:49,277 --> 01:04:52,279 Sunt al naibii de sexy. 989 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,240 Tu ai fost dezastru! 990 01:04:56,451 --> 01:04:58,495 Continu� s� visezi. 991 01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:06,671 Felicity nu s-ar culca niciodat� cu tine. 992 01:05:06,712 --> 01:05:08,714 Nu-i a�a? 993 01:05:08,756 --> 01:05:10,591 Am f�cut ceea ce trebuia. 994 01:05:10,633 --> 01:05:12,426 Sunt agent secret. 995 01:05:12,468 --> 01:05:14,261 Cum? 996 01:05:20,643 --> 01:05:23,146 �n regul�, e destul, Bastardule Gras. 997 01:05:23,188 --> 01:05:25,607 �mi place s�-l v�d pe Powers �n agonie... 998 01:05:25,691 --> 01:05:27,108 �i chiar ador asta... 999 01:05:27,109 --> 01:05:30,112 dar g�ndul la voi doi dezbr�ca�i m� sc�rbe�te. 1000 01:05:30,153 --> 01:05:33,072 Acum nu m� mai po�i opri, dle Powers. 1001 01:05:33,073 --> 01:05:35,324 ��i am "mojo-ul"... 1002 01:05:35,325 --> 01:05:38,120 �i-l iau cu mine pe lun�. 1003 01:05:38,161 --> 01:05:40,122 Pune�i-i �ntr-o celul�. 1004 01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:45,503 "Mojo-ul" meu! Pun eu m�na pe tine, Dr. Evil! 1005 01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:48,297 Ce s� zic, tremur �n cizmele mele spa�iale. 1006 01:05:48,339 --> 01:05:50,299 �mi vreau "mojo-ul"! 1007 01:05:50,341 --> 01:05:52,385 Bun plan, Einstein. 1008 01:05:53,803 --> 01:05:56,139 O s�-i pui �ntr-o celul� p�zi�i de un gardian prost... 1009 01:05:56,180 --> 01:05:57,306 �i vor sc�pa! 1010 01:05:57,348 --> 01:06:00,060 Dumnezeule, faci asta de fiecare dat�! 1011 01:06:00,102 --> 01:06:03,814 �tii, Scott... 1012 01:06:03,856 --> 01:06:09,445 Sunt un doctor al naibii de malefic de vreo 30 de ani, bine? 1013 01:06:09,486 --> 01:06:12,364 Mai las�-m� naibii �n pace. 1014 01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:16,577 Tu ui�i, Scott, c� suntem �ntr-un vulcan. 1015 01:06:16,618 --> 01:06:20,498 Suntem �nconjura�i de magm� topit�. 1016 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:23,835 Ce desenezi? 1017 01:06:25,670 --> 01:06:28,089 O felicitare de adio, asta e. 1018 01:06:29,883 --> 01:06:31,468 E dr�gu��. 1019 01:06:39,518 --> 01:06:41,228 Hei, prinde�i-l. Prinde�i copila�ul! 1020 01:06:41,270 --> 01:06:42,396 La o parte. 1021 01:06:42,438 --> 01:06:43,898 Calma�i-v�. Calma�i-v�. 1022 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:47,860 Este copila�ul meu. 1023 01:06:49,445 --> 01:06:51,822 S� ave�i grij� mare de el. 1024 01:06:51,864 --> 01:06:54,075 Este b�iatul meu special. 1025 01:06:54,116 --> 01:06:57,079 Aten�ie, preg�ti�i-v� de lansare. 1026 01:06:58,664 --> 01:07:03,043 Repet, to�i tehnicienii la locul de lansare. 1027 01:07:03,919 --> 01:07:08,256 Domnilor, sunt pe cale s� plec pe lun�. 1028 01:07:08,298 --> 01:07:11,843 Ini�ia�i secven�a de prelansare. 1029 01:07:11,885 --> 01:07:14,596 Motoarele rachetei principale... aprinde�i-le. 1030 01:07:14,638 --> 01:07:15,764 Frau... 1031 01:07:15,806 --> 01:07:17,809 �ncepe num�r�toarea 1032 01:07:17,850 --> 01:07:19,768 5... 4... 1033 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:20,978 3... 2... 1034 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,731 Frau! �ncepe de la 30. 1035 01:07:25,566 --> 01:07:26,567 30! 1036 01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:29,195 29... 28... 1037 01:07:29,237 --> 01:07:31,114 27... 1038 01:07:31,155 --> 01:07:33,449 26... 25... 1039 01:07:33,491 --> 01:07:37,162 24... 23... 1040 01:07:37,204 --> 01:07:40,290 22... 21... 1041 01:07:40,332 --> 01:07:42,750 20... 19... 1042 01:07:42,751 --> 01:07:44,253 18... 1043 01:07:44,378 --> 01:07:48,340 17... 16... 1044 01:07:48,382 --> 01:07:51,176 15... 14... 13... 1045 01:07:51,218 --> 01:07:53,847 �tii ceva? C�nd se �nchid u�ile... 1046 01:07:53,888 --> 01:07:56,433 spune "pleac�." E mai bine a�a. 1047 01:08:01,062 --> 01:08:02,105 Pleac�! 1048 01:08:32,596 --> 01:08:34,824 Dl colonel, a�i face bine dac� a�i arunca o privire la radarul �sta. 1049 01:08:34,848 --> 01:08:37,559 Ce este, fiule? 1050 01:08:37,601 --> 01:08:39,603 Nu �tiu, domnule. 1051 01:08:39,686 --> 01:08:40,854 Dar arat� ca o uria��... 1052 01:08:40,896 --> 01:08:42,564 Scul�? Da! 1053 01:08:42,606 --> 01:08:43,939 Uit�-te la cer! 1054 01:08:43,940 --> 01:08:47,277 O, Dumnezeule, arat� ca o uria��... 1055 01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:49,279 Cioc�nitoare! 1056 01:08:49,321 --> 01:08:50,990 Sta�i, nu este o cioc�nitoare! 1057 01:08:51,032 --> 01:08:52,051 Arat� ca �i treaba cuiva... 1058 01:08:52,075 --> 01:08:53,242 Privat�! 1059 01:08:53,284 --> 01:08:56,037 Ni s-a raportat un obiect neidentificat, 1060 01:08:56,079 --> 01:09:00,083 Este o s�geat� lung�, cu dou�... 1061 01:09:00,124 --> 01:09:03,044 Mingi! Ce-i aia? 1062 01:09:03,086 --> 01:09:04,754 Arat� ca o enorm�... 1063 01:09:04,796 --> 01:09:06,255 Scul�! Fii atent! 1064 01:09:06,297 --> 01:09:09,425 Mi-a distras aten�ia acel enorm... 1065 01:09:09,467 --> 01:09:10,886 Turturel! Da? 1066 01:09:10,928 --> 01:09:12,554 Ce-i asta? 1067 01:09:12,596 --> 01:09:14,807 P�i, arat� ca un gigant... 1068 01:09:14,848 --> 01:09:16,350 - Johnson?! - Da, dle. 1069 01:09:16,392 --> 01:09:19,687 Sun� la Securitatea Britanic� �i raporteaz�-le despre asta. 1070 01:09:36,037 --> 01:09:37,163 Ce ne facem? 1071 01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:40,417 De ce nu �i-o tragi �nc� o dat� cu Bastardul Gras? 1072 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,502 Nu e momentul s� fii gelos. 1073 01:09:42,544 --> 01:09:44,212 Cum ai putut s-o faci? 1074 01:09:44,254 --> 01:09:45,505 �mi f�ceam doar meseria. 1075 01:09:45,547 --> 01:09:47,675 Nu, serios, chiar cum ai putut s-o faci? 1076 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:48,968 Tipu-i a�a de gras... 1077 01:09:49,010 --> 01:09:50,988 �nc�t �i se �ncre�e�te mintea numai c�nd te g�nde�ti. 1078 01:09:51,012 --> 01:09:54,765 Nu te r��oi la mine, numai pentru c� �i-ai pierdut "mojo-ul". 1079 01:09:54,807 --> 01:09:57,309 Scumpete. 1080 01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:02,188 Uite, Austin, nu prea mai avem timp. 1081 01:10:02,189 --> 01:10:03,733 �mi pare r�u. 1082 01:10:05,234 --> 01:10:08,238 Am procedat cum ai fi procedat �i tu �n aceea�i situa�ie. 1083 01:10:09,448 --> 01:10:11,658 Din cauza ta am devenit spioan�. 1084 01:10:13,118 --> 01:10:17,622 Am vrut s� fiu ca tine, dar mi-am dat seama c�... 1085 01:10:18,707 --> 01:10:20,959 Vreau s� fiu cu tine. 1086 01:10:21,001 --> 01:10:22,878 Chiar? 1087 01:10:24,963 --> 01:10:26,632 �ine-te bine, iubire. 1088 01:10:29,761 --> 01:10:31,663 Vorbim despre astea mai t�rziu. 1089 01:10:31,704 --> 01:10:33,639 Trebuie s� trecem cumva de paznicul �sta prost. 1090 01:10:33,681 --> 01:10:35,016 Bine, uite care-i planul. 1091 01:10:35,058 --> 01:10:37,810 Dac� m� prefac c� sunt otr�vit cu m�ncare? 1092 01:10:37,852 --> 01:10:41,022 Gardianul, plin de mil� pentru strig�tele mele de durere, vine s� investigheze. 1093 01:10:41,064 --> 01:10:42,732 �ntre timp, tu sapi un tunel... 1094 01:10:42,774 --> 01:10:44,342 �i �l sus�ii cu ni�te be�e... 1095 01:10:44,384 --> 01:10:46,244 f�cute din periu�e de din�i uzate �i ascu�ite. 1096 01:10:46,286 --> 01:10:48,447 Gardianul o musc�, Bob este unchiul t�u, noi sc�p�m. 1097 01:10:48,489 --> 01:10:49,656 Ce crezi? 1098 01:10:49,698 --> 01:10:51,700 Ar putea func�iona, dar... 1099 01:10:53,744 --> 01:10:55,454 Ce zici de astea? 1100 01:10:55,496 --> 01:10:57,206 M�iculi��! 1101 01:11:03,379 --> 01:11:05,590 Ce... ardere! 1102 01:11:08,176 --> 01:11:12,138 Treburile astea pot �ncinge un b�rbat! 1103 01:11:14,015 --> 01:11:15,433 Cred c� a fost... 1104 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:19,020 fierbinte... pentru... tine. 1105 01:11:19,062 --> 01:11:21,022 - E destul. - Da. 1106 01:11:27,238 --> 01:11:31,534 Doamnelor �i domnilor, bine a�i venit pe baza mea lunar�. 1107 01:11:31,575 --> 01:11:36,747 A�i fost ale�i pentru a fi elita mea lunar�. 1108 01:11:36,789 --> 01:11:39,125 �mp�r�it� �n dou� divizii... 1109 01:11:39,166 --> 01:11:41,210 Unitatea Lunar� Alpha... 1110 01:11:41,252 --> 01:11:43,213 �i Unitatea Lunar� Zappa. 1111 01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:45,882 �n exact �ase ore... 1112 01:11:45,924 --> 01:11:48,844 Luna va ajunge pe aliniamentul perfect... 1113 01:11:48,885 --> 01:11:53,015 aduc�nd Washington D.C. �n raza de ac�iune a giganticului... 1114 01:11:53,056 --> 01:11:55,267 "laser." 1115 01:11:55,308 --> 01:11:57,686 �ncepe�i "secven�a... 1116 01:11:57,728 --> 01:11:59,604 ...de pornire a laserului" 1117 01:11:59,646 --> 01:12:02,108 Porni�i laserul! 1118 01:12:03,276 --> 01:12:07,530 Aten�ie, Unitatea Lunar� Zappa c�tre sta�iile de tragere. 1119 01:12:07,572 --> 01:12:10,116 Secven�a de ini�iere �n curs de executare. 1120 01:12:10,158 --> 01:12:12,285 Bine, bine. 1121 01:12:15,747 --> 01:12:19,585 N-am cerut dec�t un scaun rotativ, nu? 1122 01:12:23,213 --> 01:12:25,090 Mi-e cam fric�. 1123 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:28,427 S� vin� un preot t�n�r �i unul b�tr�n. 1124 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:31,096 Puterea lui Hristos te extenueaz�. 1125 01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:34,516 Puterea lui Hristos te extenueaz�. 1126 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:41,775 Mi-e r�u ca unui c�ine. 1127 01:12:45,195 --> 01:12:46,821 O s� vomit. 1128 01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:58,376 Trebuie s� facem o c�l�torie pe lun�, scumpete. 1129 01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:01,212 Apollo 11 e gata de plecare. 1130 01:13:01,253 --> 01:13:02,880 Echipajul c�tre toate sta�iile. 1131 01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:08,468 Ne vom ridica �n T minus cinci secunde... 1132 01:13:08,469 --> 01:13:11,180 4... 3... 2. 1133 01:13:12,765 --> 01:13:14,392 Ne-am ridicat. 1134 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,102 Apollo 11 a p�r�sit rampa... 1135 01:13:16,144 --> 01:13:18,730 �i se �ndreapt� c�tre o �nt�lnire cu luna. 1136 01:13:27,656 --> 01:13:31,117 Arma�i "laserul." 1137 01:13:31,118 --> 01:13:32,953 Arma�i laserul! 1138 01:13:32,994 --> 01:13:35,914 Aten�ie, arma�i "Steaua Mor�ii". 1139 01:13:35,915 --> 01:13:37,041 Sta�iile de lupt�. 1140 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:38,543 Laserul e pornit! 1141 01:13:38,584 --> 01:13:41,713 C�tre echipajele sta�iilor de lupt�. 1142 01:13:41,754 --> 01:13:43,880 Face�i-mi leg�tura cu pre�edintele. 1143 01:13:43,881 --> 01:13:46,676 O s�-�i plac� asta, Mini-Eu. 1144 01:13:46,718 --> 01:13:49,721 Acum �l vom amenin�a pe conduc�torul lumii. 1145 01:13:49,762 --> 01:13:52,598 �tiu c� o facem de fiecare dat�, oricum este important cum... 1146 01:14:00,441 --> 01:14:01,817 Unde e�ti? 1147 01:14:01,859 --> 01:14:04,945 Poate cineva s�-i ata�eze un clopo�el sau a�a ceva? 1148 01:14:07,448 --> 01:14:08,657 Grozav! 1149 01:14:08,699 --> 01:14:11,035 S� vin� cineva cu un b��. 1150 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:15,123 �ine-te de c�rlig, �n regul�? 1151 01:14:15,165 --> 01:14:16,666 M� completezi. 1152 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:18,376 Te iubesc. 1153 01:14:19,377 --> 01:14:21,504 �ine-te bine, Mini-Eu. 1154 01:14:21,546 --> 01:14:23,423 Dac� �i s-ar �nt�mpla ceva... 1155 01:14:23,465 --> 01:14:25,467 Nu �tiu ce m-a� face. 1156 01:14:25,508 --> 01:14:28,385 M-a� consola cumva, a� mai face o clon�. 1157 01:14:28,386 --> 01:14:30,347 Dar ar fi vreo zece minute... 1158 01:14:30,388 --> 01:14:33,184 timp �n care a� fi de neconsolat. 1159 01:14:33,225 --> 01:14:35,770 Am f�cut rost de bani, Dr. Evil, dar n-a fost u�or. 1160 01:14:35,811 --> 01:14:38,272 Tata trebuie s� lucreze, bine? 1161 01:14:38,356 --> 01:14:41,609 Ei bine, ave�i exact 30 de minute s� mi-i aduce�i. 1162 01:14:41,650 --> 01:14:43,152 Ciao. 1163 01:14:45,780 --> 01:14:47,114 Fir-ar al naibii de treab�. 1164 01:14:47,156 --> 01:14:49,658 Nu pot s� cred c� �l pl�tim pe nebun. 1165 01:14:49,700 --> 01:14:51,744 Am ni�te rachete nucleare. 1166 01:14:51,745 --> 01:14:54,790 Las�-m� s� lansez una, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu. 1167 01:14:54,831 --> 01:14:57,626 Sugera�i s� arunc�m luna �n aer? 1168 01:14:57,667 --> 01:15:00,128 A�i rata-o? 1169 01:15:00,170 --> 01:15:01,463 A�i rata-o? 1170 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:09,429 Baza, dansatorul a aterizat. 1171 01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:13,017 U�a, deschis�. 1172 01:15:17,772 --> 01:15:18,940 Represuriza�i. 1173 01:15:18,981 --> 01:15:20,525 S�-l g�sim pe Dr. Evil. 1174 01:15:20,566 --> 01:15:22,944 O �edere pl�cut� pe lun�. 1175 01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:28,241 Uite-l. 1176 01:15:30,577 --> 01:15:31,870 ��i acop�r spatele. 1177 01:15:31,912 --> 01:15:34,081 Nu, mergi tu �nainte. 1178 01:15:34,123 --> 01:15:36,917 De data asta e ceva personal. 1179 01:16:42,069 --> 01:16:44,989 Gata, nu mai suport. 1180 01:16:45,990 --> 01:16:48,493 Pace? 1181 01:16:48,534 --> 01:16:50,661 Mi-ai adus ochelarii. 1182 01:16:50,703 --> 01:16:52,705 Fii binecuv�ntat. 1183 01:16:53,831 --> 01:16:55,375 Ei bine, nu-i prea cinstit. 1184 01:16:56,959 --> 01:16:59,462 Nu... Asta e... Acum m-am sup�rat. 1185 01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:02,340 Figur� de judo! 1186 01:17:10,182 --> 01:17:12,935 S�r�cu�ul. 1187 01:17:12,976 --> 01:17:14,687 E a�a mic. 1188 01:17:14,728 --> 01:17:16,897 E ca un c�ine sau a�a ceva. 1189 01:17:17,940 --> 01:17:19,775 S�r�cu�ul. 1190 01:17:26,491 --> 01:17:28,493 Jos de pe mine! 1191 01:17:46,137 --> 01:17:47,555 Ie�i afar� din costum! 1192 01:17:48,848 --> 01:17:51,225 G�dil�. G�dil�. 1193 01:17:56,313 --> 01:17:57,523 Te-am prins! 1194 01:18:25,261 --> 01:18:26,846 S�r�cu�ul. 1195 01:18:26,888 --> 01:18:29,348 Te salut! 1196 01:18:39,109 --> 01:18:40,527 �n regul�, cheliosule. 1197 01:18:40,569 --> 01:18:42,279 �ntoarce-te. 1198 01:18:42,321 --> 01:18:45,157 Unde este "mojo-ul" meu? 1199 01:18:45,199 --> 01:18:48,160 Ei, se pare c� ai avut o �ans�, dle Powers... 1200 01:18:48,202 --> 01:18:50,245 s� salvezi lumea... 1201 01:18:50,287 --> 01:18:52,623 sau s�-�i salvezi prietena. 1202 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:57,378 Nu-�i f� griji �n leg�tur� cu mine, Austin. 1203 01:18:57,420 --> 01:18:59,005 Trebuie s� salvezi lumea. 1204 01:19:00,298 --> 01:19:01,299 Ucide�i-l! 1205 01:19:04,469 --> 01:19:05,720 Trage�i cu laserul. 1206 01:19:05,762 --> 01:19:06,930 �inta se fixeaz�. 1207 01:19:07,931 --> 01:19:09,099 Dumnezeule! 1208 01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:11,893 Laserul fixat pe putere maxim�. 1209 01:19:12,394 --> 01:19:13,520 Figur� de judo! 1210 01:19:19,235 --> 01:19:22,113 Poate ai c�tigat b�t�lia, dle Powers... 1211 01:19:22,154 --> 01:19:23,572 dar ai pierdut r�zboiul. 1212 01:19:26,826 --> 01:19:30,037 Treze�te-te, Felicity. Treze�te-te! 1213 01:19:30,079 --> 01:19:31,789 Rampa de evacuare 95. 1214 01:19:35,877 --> 01:19:37,587 Te iubesc, Felicity. 1215 01:19:37,629 --> 01:19:39,172 Te iubesc. 1216 01:19:39,214 --> 01:19:42,467 Dr. Evil! �l omor! 1217 01:19:47,139 --> 01:19:48,139 Te-am nimerit! 1218 01:19:55,523 --> 01:19:58,234 M-ai �mpuscat, idiotule. 1219 01:19:59,277 --> 01:20:02,530 �i acum, te voi omor�. 1220 01:20:03,614 --> 01:20:05,199 �nainte s� faci asta... 1221 01:20:07,452 --> 01:20:09,120 trebuie s� �tii... 1222 01:20:17,629 --> 01:20:19,757 c� eu sunt tat�l t�u. 1223 01:20:22,092 --> 01:20:23,427 Chiar? 1224 01:20:25,345 --> 01:20:26,804 Nu, nu chiar. 1225 01:20:26,805 --> 01:20:28,347 N-am putut s� imit a�a bine. 1226 01:20:28,348 --> 01:20:31,560 Da. Idiot. Da. 1227 01:20:31,602 --> 01:20:34,355 Dar nu este interesant, dle Powers... 1228 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:36,899 c� preferi s� m� ucizi pe mine... 1229 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:39,235 dec�t s� o salvezi pe scumpa ta Felicity? 1230 01:20:39,277 --> 01:20:41,404 Ce vrei s� spui? 1231 01:20:41,446 --> 01:20:45,909 �ine minte, exist� o ma�in� a timpului �n �nc�perea principal�. 1232 01:20:45,950 --> 01:20:48,911 Te-ai putea duce �napoi �n timp s� o salvezi. 1233 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:50,622 A�a o s� fac. 1234 01:21:05,846 --> 01:21:07,056 Bun� treab�! 1235 01:21:23,156 --> 01:21:25,784 Ei, se pare c� trebuie s� alegi, dle Powers... 1236 01:21:25,826 --> 01:21:29,622 s� salvezi lumea sau s�-�i salvezi prietena. 1237 01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:33,625 Nu-�i f� griji �n leg�tura cu mine, Austin. 1238 01:21:33,626 --> 01:21:34,877 Trebuie s� salvezi lumea. 1239 01:21:36,671 --> 01:21:38,965 Aleg dragostea, scumpete. 1240 01:21:39,006 --> 01:21:41,634 Ce chestie. Tu cine e�ti? 1241 01:21:41,676 --> 01:21:44,095 Sunt tu, de peste zece minute. 1242 01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:46,806 Dr�cie! E�ti frumu�el. 1243 01:21:47,932 --> 01:21:49,476 �i eu m� g�ndeam la fel. 1244 01:21:51,186 --> 01:21:53,480 Suntem sexy. 1245 01:21:53,522 --> 01:21:56,442 Suntem ni�te tic�lo�i sexy. Da! 1246 01:21:56,483 --> 01:21:59,319 �n regul�. Este al dracului de ridicol. 1247 01:21:59,361 --> 01:22:00,654 Ucide�i-i pe am�ndoi! 1248 01:22:07,454 --> 01:22:09,080 Trage�i cu laserul. 1249 01:22:09,122 --> 01:22:11,041 Ascult�, Austin din trecut... 1250 01:22:11,082 --> 01:22:13,333 Po�i salva tu lumea p�n� salvez eu fata? 1251 01:22:13,334 --> 01:22:15,879 Sigur, Austin de peste zece minute. 1252 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,173 Tint� fixat�. 1253 01:22:18,214 --> 01:22:21,926 Laserul fixat pe putere maxim�. 1254 01:22:27,099 --> 01:22:30,186 Haide. E�ti �n regul�? Da, haide. 1255 01:22:31,312 --> 01:22:32,480 E�ti �n regul�? 1256 01:22:32,521 --> 01:22:33,731 E�ti bine? 1257 01:22:35,816 --> 01:22:39,153 Deci, care-i schema cu menajul �n trei? 1258 01:22:40,237 --> 01:22:42,865 E�ti adorabil! 1259 01:22:44,825 --> 01:22:47,871 Cau�i asta, dle Powers? 1260 01:22:47,913 --> 01:22:49,790 "Mojo-ul" meu. 1261 01:22:50,999 --> 01:22:53,919 Auto distrugere �n dou� minute. 1262 01:23:04,597 --> 01:23:05,723 Aten�ie! 1263 01:23:16,067 --> 01:23:18,069 Ne vedem �n iad, Powers. 1264 01:23:22,699 --> 01:23:24,493 Hei, Austin de peste zece minute! 1265 01:23:24,576 --> 01:23:27,955 Locul �sta va exploda. S� mergem. Haide. 1266 01:23:33,293 --> 01:23:36,714 30 de secunde. 29... 1267 01:23:37,798 --> 01:23:39,758 - S� mergem. - "Mojo-ul" meu! 1268 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:40,884 Trebuie s� plec�m. 1269 01:23:40,926 --> 01:23:43,221 "Mojo-ul" meu. Sunt inutil f�r� el. 1270 01:23:43,263 --> 01:23:44,973 Dar tu l-ai avut tot timpul. 1271 01:23:45,014 --> 01:23:46,224 Ce vrei s� spui? 1272 01:23:46,266 --> 01:23:48,601 L-ai �nvins pe Dr. Evil, ai salvat lumea... 1273 01:23:48,643 --> 01:23:50,562 �i crede-m�, o s� ai �i fata. 1274 01:23:55,984 --> 01:23:57,002 �n regul� atunci, poate mai t�rziu. 1275 01:23:57,026 --> 01:23:58,027 Da, haide. 1276 01:24:00,597 --> 01:24:01,766 Du-te! 1277 01:24:03,268 --> 01:24:05,311 Voi fixa timpul pe 1967. 1278 01:24:06,187 --> 01:24:09,732 Felicity, de ce nu vii cu mine �n 1999? 1279 01:24:09,774 --> 01:24:12,068 Nu �tiu. Anii '60 sunt grozavi. 1280 01:24:12,110 --> 01:24:14,821 Vreau s� v�d ce se �nt�mpla �n anii '70 �i '80. 1281 01:24:14,863 --> 01:24:16,448 '70 �i '80? 1282 01:24:16,489 --> 01:24:19,242 Nu pierzi nimic. �tiu asta. 1283 01:24:19,284 --> 01:24:22,455 Este o criz� de benzin� �i un stol de pesc�ru�i. 1284 01:24:22,496 --> 01:24:24,582 Cam asta e. 1285 01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:28,502 S� mergem. 1286 01:24:50,358 --> 01:24:52,194 Te iubesc, Austin Powers. 1287 01:24:52,235 --> 01:24:54,988 �i eu te iubesc, Felicity Shagwell. 1288 01:24:55,030 --> 01:24:57,239 Oriunde am merge... 1289 01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:59,118 suntem aici. 1290 01:25:01,329 --> 01:25:03,790 Livrare special�. 1291 01:25:06,142 --> 01:25:08,311 Surpriz�, surpriz�. 1292 01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:13,983 Ascult�, d-r�, mai faci fi�e de alea? 1293 01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:18,656 Odat� ce e�ti gras, nu mai sl�be�ti niciodat�. 1294 01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:21,492 Taci din gur�, bastardule... 1295 01:25:23,077 --> 01:25:24,995 care-i gras. 1296 01:25:25,037 --> 01:25:26,122 Da, e foarte bine. 1297 01:25:26,163 --> 01:25:29,625 �nainte s� ne ucizi, las�-m� s� te �ntreb ceva. 1298 01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:31,043 E�ti fericit? 1299 01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:33,629 Ce �ntrebare prosteasc� este asta? 1300 01:25:33,713 --> 01:25:37,092 Sunt bogat, �i al dracului de sexy. 1301 01:25:45,183 --> 01:25:46,935 N-ai r�spuns la �ntrebare. 1302 01:25:46,977 --> 01:25:48,520 E�ti fericit? 1303 01:25:48,562 --> 01:25:50,439 Desigur c� nu sunt fericit. 1304 01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:53,316 Uita�i-v� la mine, sunt mare �i gras. 1305 01:25:53,358 --> 01:25:56,237 Am s�ni mai mari dec�t tine. 1306 01:25:56,279 --> 01:26:00,158 Am mai multe gu�e dec�t o carte de telefon chinezeasc�. 1307 01:26:00,199 --> 01:26:02,617 Nu mi-am v�zut scula de vreo doi ani... 1308 01:26:02,618 --> 01:26:06,414 destul de mult timp �nc�t s� o declar moart�. 1309 01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:12,503 Nu m� pot opri din m�ncat. 1310 01:26:12,545 --> 01:26:15,090 M�n�nc pentru c� sunt nefericit. 1311 01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:21,513 Sunt nefericit pentru c� m�n�nc. 1312 01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:23,766 E un cerc vicios. 1313 01:26:23,807 --> 01:26:26,268 Dac� m� scuza�i o clip�... 1314 01:26:26,310 --> 01:26:29,772 Trebuie s� m� g�ndesc la cineva �i s�-l iert... 1315 01:26:30,981 --> 01:26:32,734 Eu �nsumi. 1316 01:26:37,155 --> 01:26:39,282 Oh, Dumnezeule. 1317 01:26:39,324 --> 01:26:42,368 Scuze, m-am be�it. 1318 01:26:44,162 --> 01:26:45,747 E lung drumul. 1319 01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:50,334 Dar ce fac eu aici? 1320 01:26:50,335 --> 01:26:51,712 Oricum o s� v� omor. 1321 01:26:51,754 --> 01:26:53,130 Figur� de judo. 1322 01:26:55,091 --> 01:26:58,803 Chiar �n scul�! 1323 01:26:58,844 --> 01:27:01,430 Asta pentru c� m-ai numit dezastru, gr�sanule. 1324 01:27:11,566 --> 01:27:14,318 Ascult�, scumpete, nu-mi pas� c� este Bastardul Gras... 1325 01:27:14,319 --> 01:27:16,738 dar nu love�ti omul la boa�e a�a... 1326 01:27:16,780 --> 01:27:18,490 Nu este prea corect. 1327 01:27:18,532 --> 01:27:21,618 Crezi c� voi fi fericit� �n anii 90? 1328 01:27:21,660 --> 01:27:24,496 Ei, poate �i se par un pic plictico�i... 1329 01:27:24,538 --> 01:27:27,165 dar tot ce m� intereseaz� este c�... 1330 01:27:27,207 --> 01:27:32,004 am adus cea mai bun� parte a anilor 60 cu mine... 1331 01:27:32,046 --> 01:27:33,339 Tu. 1332 01:27:33,381 --> 01:27:35,049 Stai a�a. 1333 01:27:35,091 --> 01:27:36,634 Ce faci? 1334 01:28:23,141 --> 01:28:24,851 L-am prins pe Dr. Evil? 1335 01:28:24,893 --> 01:28:27,813 Nu. A sc�pat cu o rachet� care seam�n� cu un uria�... 1336 01:28:27,855 --> 01:28:28,939 Penis. 1337 01:28:28,981 --> 01:28:31,859 Organul reproductiv masculin. 1338 01:28:31,901 --> 01:28:34,944 Numit �i scul�, m�t�r�ng� sau... 1339 01:28:34,945 --> 01:28:36,197 C�rn�cior? 1340 01:28:36,238 --> 01:28:38,365 Vrea cineva un c�rn�cior? 1341 01:28:38,407 --> 01:28:40,743 Tat�, ce-i aia? 1342 01:28:40,785 --> 01:28:43,537 Nu �tiu, dar are ni�te... 1343 01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:46,124 Nuci! Nuci fierbin�i �i s�rate! 1344 01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:48,835 Cine vrea? Dumnezeule! 1345 01:28:48,877 --> 01:28:50,629 Aia arat� ca a so�ului... 1346 01:28:50,670 --> 01:28:52,546 Monstru cu un ochi. 1347 01:28:52,547 --> 01:28:55,217 Pofti�i aici �i vede�i monstrul cu un ochi! 1348 01:28:57,260 --> 01:28:58,720 Hei, ce-i aia? 1349 01:28:58,762 --> 01:29:00,513 Arat� ca o mare... 1350 01:29:00,514 --> 01:29:02,766 Woody! Woody Harrelson? 1351 01:29:02,808 --> 01:29:04,477 Po�i s�-mi dai un autograf? 1352 01:29:04,519 --> 01:29:05,770 Sigur, nici o problem�. 1353 01:29:05,812 --> 01:29:08,731 O, Dumnezeule. Ce chestie. 1354 01:29:08,773 --> 01:29:09,982 E a�a mare. 1355 01:29:10,024 --> 01:29:11,859 Am v�zut �i mai mari. Este doar o... 1356 01:29:11,901 --> 01:29:13,860 injec�ie mic�. 1357 01:29:13,861 --> 01:29:15,738 Este o r�ceal� u�oar�. 1358 01:29:15,780 --> 01:29:17,824 Ai fost �n spa�iul rece. 1359 01:29:17,865 --> 01:29:19,992 Nu vreau s� te �mboln�ve�ti. 1360 01:29:20,034 --> 01:29:22,161 Una este s� m� atace cineva pe mine. 1361 01:29:22,203 --> 01:29:24,790 �i alta pe Mini-Eu. 1362 01:29:24,873 --> 01:29:27,876 O s� te prind, Austin Powers. 1363 01:29:27,918 --> 01:29:29,920 O s� te prind. 1364 01:29:30,618 --> 01:29:37,618 Mul�umiri traduc�torului! 1365 01:29:38,618 --> 01:29:45,619 Sincronizarea: "roeduard" pentru varianta "Austin.Powers.The.Spy.Who.Shagged.Me.1999.720p.Brrip.X264.YIFY" 1366 01:29:48,022 --> 01:29:51,025 Mul�umesc. Bine a�i venit. Azi revenim cu... 1367 01:29:51,067 --> 01:29:52,776 o tem� de acum c�teva luni... 1368 01:29:52,777 --> 01:29:55,447 despre "Ta�i care doresc s� preia conducerea lumii". 1369 01:29:55,488 --> 01:29:57,991 S� �ncepem cu Scott Evil. 1370 01:30:01,203 --> 01:30:03,330 Ce se mai aude cu tat�l t�u? 1371 01:30:03,372 --> 01:30:04,749 P�i, a �ncercat s� domine lumea... 1372 01:30:04,790 --> 01:30:06,917 cu un laser gigant amplasat pe lun�. 1373 01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:09,253 �tiu asta. 1374 01:30:09,295 --> 01:30:11,297 Avem o surpriz� pentru tine. 1375 01:30:11,338 --> 01:30:12,548 Cum, tata? 1376 01:30:12,590 --> 01:30:15,092 Nu, nu este tat�l t�u, este mama ta. 1377 01:30:15,134 --> 01:30:16,218 Haide. 1378 01:30:23,268 --> 01:30:24,852 Mam�? 1379 01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:29,649 Scott, e�ti copilul meu n�scut din dragostea cu Dr. Evil. 1380 01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:31,985 Am crezut c� sunt conceput �n eprubet�. 1381 01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:34,446 Minciuni. Numai minciuni! 1382 01:30:36,406 --> 01:30:37,866 Te iubesc, mam�. 1383 01:30:39,202 --> 01:30:41,329 �i eu, fiule. 1384 01:30:46,709 --> 01:30:48,211 Mul�umesc. 1385 01:30:48,252 --> 01:30:51,255 �ti�i ce am �nv��at azi? 1386 01:30:51,297 --> 01:30:55,009 Poate c� asta: nimeni nu ne poate lua "mojo-ul". 1387 01:30:55,051 --> 01:30:57,345 Po�i privi c�t vrei �n jurul t�u... 1388 01:30:57,386 --> 01:31:00,933 dar ceea ce �ncerci s� g�se�ti este de fapt �n tine �nsuti. 1389 01:31:00,974 --> 01:31:03,811 Ave�i grij� de voi �i de ceilal�i. 1390 01:31:10,025 --> 01:31:13,112 Cred c� �mi vor place anii 90. 1391 01:31:13,153 --> 01:31:15,823 N-am crezut c� ar putea fi a�a! 1392 01:31:15,864 --> 01:31:17,659 O, scumpete, scumpete, scumpete. 1393 01:31:22,372 --> 01:31:23,790 E bine. 1394 01:31:28,628 --> 01:31:29,879 Cum ai putut? 1395 01:31:29,921 --> 01:31:31,548 Am crezut c�... 1396 01:31:31,589 --> 01:31:34,092 Austin din trecut? 1397 01:31:34,134 --> 01:31:37,555 Tehnic, nu m-ai �n�elat, scumpete. 1398 01:31:37,596 --> 01:31:40,640 Felicity, nu te condamn. 1399 01:31:40,641 --> 01:31:43,560 Omul �sta e frumos foc, scumpete! 1400 01:31:43,561 --> 01:31:45,730 Suntem al naibii de frumo�i, omule. 1401 01:31:45,771 --> 01:31:49,191 Dac� nu m� �n�el, treaba asta m� excit�, scumpete. 1402 01:31:49,233 --> 01:31:50,609 Bun� treab�! 1403 01:31:51,736 --> 01:31:53,696 Ei, bine, o chestie e sigur�... 1404 01:31:53,738 --> 01:31:56,324 Mi-am rec�p�tat "mojo-ul". 1405 01:31:58,535 --> 01:32:00,203 Definitiv. 1406 01:32:00,245 --> 01:32:01,997 Salut. E�ti �n regul�? 1407 01:32:02,038 --> 01:32:05,292 S�ngele-mi clocote�te. 1408 01:32:08,211 --> 01:32:10,630 Haide, drag� s� tragem o �op�ial�... 1409 01:32:10,672 --> 01:32:12,174 �i s� facem lucruri tr�snite. 1410 01:32:12,215 --> 01:32:14,177 Alo, Dr. Freud? 99848

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