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How many beds?
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25.
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No, no, no. That's for me.
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Caz? You seeing this?
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loud wailing
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concerned chatter
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Ooh!
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phone clicks
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Come on, Mick!
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Mick!
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What you doing? Mick, come on!
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horrified gasp
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phone buzzing
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Just speak to Tiff, please.
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She's called about a thousand times.
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She could just leave a voicemail!
- A voicemail, ha!
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Please leave a message
after the tone, beep!
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No one leaves voicemails anymore.
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Here we go.
Picture round...
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for the quiz. May | present,
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Football Grounds of the 1970s.
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‘@alalal
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Dennis, this only appeals to
boring men over 50.
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| Know that one....
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Dennis sighs
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Yeah, maybe just do flags
of the world.
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That's better...!
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from outside
Dennis! Call an ambulance!
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Oh... oh! grunting
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Oh my God!
— What's happened?
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Uh, he went to sleep on the lounger,
then Caz goes to wake him up
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and he's not breathing.
— He's all grey like an old sock.
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Oh my God!
— Let's all just calm down!
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Oh my God. Oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God!
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Call an ambulance, please.
—- Why didn't you call an ambulance?
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We thought maybe cause you're in
the police, you can mouth-to-mouth.
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Call an ambulance.
—- OK.
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I'm gonna vom!
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What's he been eating?
— A chicken Kiev.
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| told him to have something
light, like a jacket potato.
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Have you got one of them
defabullators?!
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Defibrillator.
— Defib—ulator.
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Defibrillator.
— Defib—ulator.
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Jesus wept, Travis, listen to
what I'm saying, defibrillator—-
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It doesn't matter! Dennis, can you
please do something?!
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No, I'm sorry.
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From what | can tell,
Mick died a few hours ago.
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sigh
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OK, ambulance is on its way.
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He had a little bit of trouble
with his heart last year.
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When you Say a little bit of trouble?
- Quadruple bypass.
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| see.
— Doctors told him
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he needed to change his lifestyle,
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but Mick didn't like being told
what to do.
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When did you realise something
was wrong?
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Not till we were leaving.
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Mick always had a long sleep
after lunch.
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He put his hat on his face,
you know, keep the sun off.
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| should have known
‘cause he wasn't snoring!
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Thanks.
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Oh, you're good.
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Oh, uhm... Mum,
would you like a drink?
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Oh no, Lauren, | couldn't.
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sniffing
Alright, I'll have a vodka tonic.
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Double.
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low chatter
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Haha! So, flags, huh?
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You like flags?
| like flags.
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Yeah, flags are kind of my thing.
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When all my friends were
at the skate park,
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| was at home looking at flags.
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That's so impressive.
— Yeah!
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| used to do backstreet
flag battles, you know?
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Like Eminem in 8 Mile.
Test me!
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All right then, Rain Man.
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What do you make of that?
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clears throat
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raps a beat
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Oman, Ghana, Malaysia,
Denmark,
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Vietnam, Finland,
Iceland, Ireland...
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and Chad, bitch!
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She's gone.
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phone buzzing
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You know these families?
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Yeah, they've been in all week.
Nice people.
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Very sad.
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Why did you call me?
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Something's not right.
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You think they look
recently bereaved?
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MARIA:
People grieve in different ways.
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Something's not right.
They don't look sad enough.
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You know what this is like?
— Some obscure '90s detective drama?
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Dalziel and Pascoe,
Series 9, Episode 3.
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Thought so.
— They are in shock.
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In a few hours' time,
it will hit them.
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Jesus!
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happy cheering
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? | know that I...
will never find a love like this
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? Darlin', now | Know for sure
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dance music
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’ When the music brings me in
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~ | surrender to this moment...
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You have to promise not to gloat.
-— | don't gloat!
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The pathologists want to keep
Mick's body in for more testing.
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They think he may
have been poisoned.
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Hey Google, what does
gloating look like?!
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What kind of poison?
— They are still testing.
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So oat milk latte,
and a 'builder's tea'?
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Come onl!
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You say these people have been
in your pub a lot this week.
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Did you notice anything strange?
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No, they just seemed
a good laugh.
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Although a few hours
before Mick died,
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Travis came in in a bit of a state.
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Pint please!
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gulping
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more gulps
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gasp
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Then he came back in
a few minutes later
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carrying the glass,
which was now tull again.
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You alright, Travis?
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Full with what?
— What do you think?!
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Uh, Laura's got stung by
a jellyfish.
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You know,
weeing on a jellyfish sting
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does nothing actually.
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| learned the hard way.
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Two households,
both alike in dignity,
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in fair Benidorm,
where we lay our scene.
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Why are you talking like that?
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It's Romeo and Juliet.
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Two young lovers,
two different families.
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No, it's not! It's a fat bloke who
ate a chicken Kiev and died.
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You can't say that.
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It's chicken Kyiv!
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Early postmortem results suggest
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Mick died from
some kind of poison.
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"If thy drugs are quick,
thus, with a kiss, | will die."
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Maria wants us to go to the hotel,
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talk to the family, see if there
was anything going on.
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Mercy, but murders,
pardoning those who kill."
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clears throat
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When do you want to go?
— Uh,
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in about 90 minutes
plus stoppages?
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You always did wear
too much perfume.
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Hello, Dennis.
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Hello, Tiff.
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How are you, love?
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Are you happy?
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I'd say I'm as happy as I've been
in the last 37 and a half years.
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Which is about how--
— Yeah, | got that, Dennis.
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Good.
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I'm happy you're happy,
you look happy.
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Happy belly.
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I'll give you some advice though
darling, lose the facial hair.
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You never could grow a moustache!
— Not as well as you.
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Yeah, well, that's all gone now,
I've had a full body laser.
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lam bald
from the eyebrows down.
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Two grand.
— Eddie pay for that, did he?
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We bought it for each other
as a moving in present.
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He's had it done as well?
—-Mhm.
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You should see us in
the home jacuzzi,
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like a couple of boiled eggs.
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chuckling
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So, this is the pub!
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Have you got a cleaner?
—- We don't need a cleaner.
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There's a dead mouse
by the bins.
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Hello.
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So what are you doing here,
Tiff?
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| need your signature. The divorce
can't go through without it.
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You came all the way here to get me
to sign the divorce papers?
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Well, the solicitor sent them and
they got nothing back, so...
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Still turning up unannounced.
— Unannounced?
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Dennis, I've called you
God knows how many times.
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Leave a voicemail!
— No one leaves voicemails anymore.
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Told you!
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Just sign the papers
and I'll leave you be.
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Well, obviously I'm gonna have
to have my lawyer look this over.
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What's this?
— Divorce papers.
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| can change!
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You may as well just go home.
He's a slow worker.
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Rosa, vamos.
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Don't be like this, Dennis.
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Kiss my hairy ass.
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So this guy Eddie stole your wife
and you had to leave the police?
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He wanted me out and he made it
look like | was planting evidence.
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And you let him get away with that?
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| had no choice!
| couldn't prove it!
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Would you ever do that? Plant evidence?
—- Nol
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Not even if you knew
someone was guilty
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and they were going to
get away with it if--
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No!
- But if it was the right thing to do--
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No, Rosa!
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That's summary justice.
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It's wrong and it's against the law.
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The law is not always justice,
and justice is not always the law.
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You know who said that?
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Yeah, Shakespeare.
—- Nol
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It was Miss Marple, so.
— exasperated sigh
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Hey...
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How are you holding up?
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I'm amess.
Lauren's been in bits all morning.
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It must have been a real shock.
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It's a bit of a shock, yeah.
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It's knocked Trav about a bit.
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splash
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Found a euro!
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Well done, son!
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You've known Mick a while, Colin.
What was he like?
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He was a character,
weren't he, love?
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What?
— Your dad.
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Stepdad.
- He was a bit of a character, wasn't he?
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Yeah!
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Massive...
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character.
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When you guys were at the pub,
he seemed super generous,
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you know, always buying
the drinks...
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He was flash.
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Dad...
- Well he was though, wasn't he?
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He was, to be fair.
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He's got an Evoque.
Mint innit, Dad?
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It's alright.
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Would you say Mick was rich?
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Yeah, loaded!
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He sold his scaffolding company
last year,
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so he was,
you know, comfortable.
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We... were comfortable.
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Kept you in your gels, didn't he?
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Uh, | paid for these myself!
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Every two days, she's changing
her nails like that!
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Even though the nail polish remover
sets off her eczema.
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Oh my God, Mum,
stop talking about my eczema!
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It's none of my business, but is
Mick leaving behind a lot of money?
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200 grand. He kept it in a bag
for life in the airing Cupboard.
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How do you know about that?
— Lauren found it.
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She, uh, she used to borrow
the odd note to pay for her nails.
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Trav sniffs
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Presumably that'll all go to Caz now?
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You can finally get that
caravan now, Mum.
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No, | don't want that caravan
without your dad.
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Stepdad.
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Did you ever have a case you
thought you might not solve?
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No.
— Seriously?
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You never had a case where there
just wasn't enough evidence?
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No, there's always enough evidence
if you look hard enough.
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| normally found it
at the bottom of a pint glass.
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You think the poison was
in his beer?
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No, I'm saying if | drank enough,
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I'd normally come up
with an answer.
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Anything?
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Nope! sighs
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| think this might be
a two pint problem.
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That was your third.
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So...
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Sometime... we don't Know when -—
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someone, we've no idea who —
256
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,360
put something, we don't know
what — into Mick's food.
257
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,640
Or drink.
-— Or drink.
258
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,440
This is going well, isn't it?
259
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,560
You want to know about
the dead man.
260
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,080
You're not really much of one
for small talk, are you?
261
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,640
You know the dykes?
-— The dykes?
262
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,880
In the Netherlands, we built
the dykes to keep the sea out!
263
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,320
Yes?
264
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,480
Before the dykes, every day,
265
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,920
we live knowing that the sea
is trying to swallow us.
266
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,600
This is why we don't do small talk.
We don't have time for that shit.
267
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,720
So?!
— | don't Know anything
268
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,360
about how the man died.
269
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,360
But | do know there were
no jellyfish in the sea that day.
270
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,400
You know that?
- Yes!
271
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,320
| see everything.
272
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,240
All right, Jésus.
273
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,440
You spoke to El Dorado's?
274
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,200
Que?
275
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,520
The restaurant where Mick
had his last meal.
276
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,160
Did you get anything?
277
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,120
Fanta.
278
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,080
| meant information.
279
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,880
Oh, no, nothing suspicious.
280
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,760
The girl Lauren, she arrived first
and ordered everyone's food.
281
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,680
Apparently she got some
of the orders wrong.
282
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,560
Mick wanted steak,
not chicken Kiev,
283
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,240
but he didn't really care.
He ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum.
284
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,360
What he ate is not important.
285
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,640
They tested his stomach contents.
There was no poison in it.
286
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,880
What about the hat —
he had that over his face?
287
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,080
They tested that and all his other
belongings, they are all clean.
288
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,080
| was going to take it
all back to his family, but...
289
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,760
Here. You're burning.
290
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,880
| don't burn!
291
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,080
It wasn't in his food?
292
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,840
No, nor any of his belongings,
293
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,720
not his suntan lotion,
or his vape.
294
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,000
The jellyfish!
295
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,280
You can't use a jellyfish
as a deadly weapon.
296
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,120
And anyway, there were no
jellyfish that day.
297
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,720
So how was he poisoned?
298
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,040
sigh
299
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,200
Don't look at me like that. It's my
job to ask rhetorical questions.
300
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,120
Wanna know what I've been doing?
— Not really.
301
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,560
I've been doing some excellent
detective work.
302
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,440
What did you notice about
Colin's tattoos?
303
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,000
They're crap.
— One of them is a clock with no hands.
304
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,760
You know what that means?
— BOTH: He went to jail.
305
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,480
| hate it when you do that.
306
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,120
What did he go to jail for?
307
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,440
Armed robbery, car theft, assault.
308
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,760
He did eight years behind bars.
—- Hm!
309
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,400
Naughty, naughty.
310
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,200
Suspect number 1, yes?
We should talk to him.
311
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,960
I've just sat down.
- Stand up again.
312
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,320
Can't | just watch the tennis?
313
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,320
Nope. Not if you cannot see it.
314
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,400
That's annoying.
— You're annoying.
315
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,720
deep sigh
316
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,040
Estupendo!
317
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,960
I'll soeak to him.
You find Lauren.
318
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,480
She was stealing from her dad.
— Stepdad.
319
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,560
You should wear a hat.
You're burning.
320
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,520
| don't burn!
321
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,600
From him.
322
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,400
Quick game?
323
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,400
You've got a habit of turning up
out of the blue.
324
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,160
Well, I'll be straight
with you, Colin.
325
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,240
Still help out the police a bit.
326
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,400
So this a police issue, is it?
327
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,760
Might be.
328
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,760
And you came to talk to me
‘cause | got previous.
329
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,000
Fair enough, | was a proper
dodgy bastard.
330
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,040
So | heard.
331
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,560
And that's just the stuff
| got nicked for.
332
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,800
So why'd you do it? Drugs?
333
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,160
Nah, just couldn't be arsed to work.
334
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,320
| look at my boy now,
I'm ashamed of myself.
335
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,240
He works all the hours down the tip
for no money, he never moans.
336
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,520
Seems like a nice lad.
337
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,600
Yeah. He's the best.
338
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,200
| mean he's never gonna win
Mastermind, but | tell you,
339
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,880
when his mum died,
340
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,040
it was him picking me up
off the floor.
341
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,240
Can you think of any reason why
someone might want to kill Mick?
342
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,600
Mate!
343
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,320
| could think of a thousand!
344
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,360
He was not a good man.
345
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,720
Like you.
346
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,000
| was a saint in comparison.
347
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:53,040
Last Christmas, Caz got hammered
with Lauren, told her everything.
348
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,560
How Mick wouldn't let her
have her own money.
349
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,920
Didn't like her going out
without him.
350
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,560
Couple of times he hit her.
—- Jeez.
351
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,560
Yeah, she wouldn't leave him though.
352
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,480
Lauren's tried persuading her.
353
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,960
Only agreed to come here for Caz,
so she could get a break.
354
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,680
Do you know anything about
how Mick died, Colin?
355
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,480
scoffs
356
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,560
What, you think
I'd tell you if | did?
357
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,760
You really did go to prison,
didn't you?
358
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,080
Yeah, you should see me
at table tennis.
359
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,200
Is he OK?
— chuckling Yeah, he's OK.
360
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,200
What's he doing?
— Looking for shells.
361
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,680
He's got this idea he's gonna
make something.
362
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,280
Is he good at making things?
— No, he struggles with Lego, but...
363
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,760
| love him for trying.
364
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,960
How did you guys meet?
365
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,960
On holiday.
We were fourteen.
366
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,000
We were pen pals.
367
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,680
You wrote each other letters?
-— Yeah! Actual letters.
368
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,960
Mick wouldn't let me have
a phone, so.
369
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,480
That's so romantic.
370
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,160
What's he hoping to make?
371
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,320
A rattle.
372
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,200
For a baby.
373
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:20,920
Don't say nothing.
374
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,640
We haven't told anyone.
375
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,840
| got loads!
376
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,080
Well done, babe.
— he chuckles
377
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,680
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
378
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,280
what 'D' is the national Currency
of Vietnam?
379
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,040
he chuckles
380
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,120
Dong.
381
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,040
Why does this all feel wrong?
382
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,360
As | said at the start,
383
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,440
it's not like on TV.
384
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,560
It's not always goodies and baddies.
385
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,160
Just sign it, Den.
386
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,680
Is it stupid to admit that | thought
you might come back?
387
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,240
You and me out here...
388
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,360
running this place.
389
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,520
You've burnt.
390
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,480
| don't burn.
391
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,320
You need to put something on that,
you'll start flaking.
392
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,360
Here...
393
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,000
OK, question number 4.
394
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,920
Yazoo reached number 3
395
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,280
in the UK singles charts in 1982
396
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,200
with what song?
397
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,760
chuckling
398
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,640
Me and Eddie
are getting married, Den.
399
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,840
| thought you should
hear it from me.
400
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,280
Don't go.
401
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,200
What?
-— Yazoo.
402
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,000
‘Don't Go', was their song.
403
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,200
Did you hear what | just said?
- Yeah, | heard you.
404
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,480
Congratulations.
405
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,600
You all right?
406
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,560
I'm always all right.
407
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,240
Are you looking after yourself?
408
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,440
How's your heart?
409
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,880
Grand.
410
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,680
You know Carla's not talking to me.
411
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,960
You have to take some of
the blame for what happened.
412
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,760
Some, yeah.
413
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,640
I'll take some.
414
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,520
Bye, darling.
415
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,240
OK, question 5...
416
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,880
How many Rocky films
does Apollo Creed appear in?
417
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,240
chuckling
418
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,160
Hey...
419
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,920
Can | see you?
420
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,240
Yeah, I'll have the patatas bravas
and the garlic prawns, please.
421
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,360
But instead of potatoes,
can | have chips
422
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,640
and none of that sauce.
—- OK.
423
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,160
And no garlic on the prawns.
424
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,960
Actually, instead of prawns,
do you just have like fish?
425
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,160
So, fish and chips then?
426
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,240
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.
427
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,240
Thank you.
— Great.
428
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,600
Wearing your special shirt.
429
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,520
Yeah... it's all | had.
It's wash day.
430
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,880
You have a wash day?
— Of course,
431
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,640
every 29th of February.
432
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,760
So...
433
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,640
what have you got?
434
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,160
About the case.
— Oh! Uh...
435
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,880
Well, not a lot, to be honest.
Plenty of motive,
436
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,960
but | still don't understand
how he was murdered.
437
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,640
lf he was murdered.
438
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,280
Right, yeah.
439
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,240
You know, | realised | don't
actually know anything about you.
440
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,080
| mean, are you from around here or--
— Uh... what's happening?
441
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,560
We're chatting.
442
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,000
Is this a date?
- No, no, no, no!
443
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,360
Unless you want it to be.
444
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,480
| don't want it to be for the
record, but I'm a nice guy, so.
445
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,920
Oh God, it's a date.
-— It's not a date.
446
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,000
| just-——-
447
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,040
| look at you and | see someone
who's lonely in a crowded room.
448
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,840
And | get it because
I've done the job and...
449
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,760
sighing It's hard to let
anyone get close to you.
450
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,400
All the shit you take
and the shit you see.
451
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,320
But you need to let someone in.
452
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,640
That's all I'm saying.
453
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,240
You have to let someone in,
at some time, or...
454
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,680
all the important people just go.
455
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,920
Yeah, this doesn't sound like a date.
-— No, it's not a date!
456
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,360
Rose for the lady?
457
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,120
It's the wrong flag.
— | lived in a houseboat in Gdansk.
458
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,400
| Know what a Polish flag
looks like, my friend! Huh!
459
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,200
All right?
— Sure.
460
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,680
There's a bit of a row with the
picture round, but it's only Jésus.
461
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,240
It's the wrong way round, punk!
This way up is Poland,
462
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,720
this way is Indonesia.
—- You want a chip?
463
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,680
No, it's not.
I'm telling you!
464
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,280
Listen-- yeah, but I've been there!
465
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,680
Oh, it doesn't matter.
466
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,480
Oh, and there's another
dead mouse by the bins.
467
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,600
We'd better put some poison down.
—- Why?
468
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,080
You cannot kill a dead mouse.
469
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,280
It's a curse!
470
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,920
Is it happening?
471
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,120
Oh, it's definitely happening.
472
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,480
What did you say just now?
You can't kill a dead mouse?
473
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,160
| DY=\alaltowe
474
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,400
clanging, rattling
475
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,480
Why is the mouse already dead?
476
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,400
Because there's already poison down.
477
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,720
I Know how Mick was killed.
478
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,880
And | know why,
479
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,480
and who by,
and what with.
480
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,040
And | take no satisfaction
from it whatsoever.
481
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,440
You don't have to co this.
482
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,680
sighing Well, it's like
you said at the start...
483
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,320
bad things happen when
good people do nothing.
484
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,960
sad sigh | don't Know who's good
and who's bad anymore.
485
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,280
All right, Dennis.
486
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,760
What's this about?
The police say we can't go home yet.
487
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,640
weary sigh
Come in, I'll get you a drink.
488
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,040
Thanks!
489
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,680
Thanks.
490
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,320
So, the police are doing
more tests on Mick.
491
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,880
They're not sure he's dead?
492
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,280
Oh, sorry.
493
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,200
No. They knew he was poisoned
494
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,680
and he was,
495
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,680
by Travis and Lauren.
496
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,840
notes crash on piano
497
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,680
Sorry!
498
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,240
Dennis, if this is a joke,
then I'm not laughing.
499
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,400
It's not a joke.
500
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,680
The police knew Mick had ingested
some kind of poison
501
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,720
and they were testing to
find out what kind, but...
502
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,560
| worked it out.
503
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,000
Lauren, tell me this isn't true.
504
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,480
Your dad tells me you work
down at the tip, Travis.
505
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,240
Kind of place that would have plenty
of rat poison and they would've
506
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:28,400
trained you up on how to handle it,
how to store it,
507
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,520
not to get it wet, or it gives off
a gas — phosphane.
508
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,560
Breathe enough of this stuff in
and it causes heart problems,
509
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,880
so to a man like Mick
who'd just had a bypass...
510
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,440
it was always gonna be deadly.
511
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,480
How did he breathe it in
when | didn't?
512
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,480
I've been with him
the whole time we was here.
513
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,720
In the hat.
514
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,080
You knew that Mick would put
the hat over his face
515
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,440
to fall asleep in the afternoon.
516
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,880
Rat poison wouldn't have been
hard to get hold of.
517
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,200
All you had to do
was buy an identical hat
518
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,320
and hide the poison inside.
519
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,120
Which you did, here.
520
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,560
You soaked the poison in water,
unpicked the stitching,
521
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,280
stuffed the poison under the lining.
522
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,800
But the police tested that hat.
523
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,200
They tested that hat!
524
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,200
Not this one.
525
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,680
Not a lot of people know this,
but the Union Jack
526
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,520
has a right way and a wrong way up.
527
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,040
| Knew that.
528
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,360
The difference is subtle.
529
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,600
But | compared the hat he was
wearing in the photo when he died
530
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,440
to the hat that was left behind,
531
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,240
| could see the flags
were different.
532
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,280
You created a diversion.
533
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,800
With the jellyfish sting,
that wasn't real.
534
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,360
Caz, you told me that Lauren's
nail varnish remover
535
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,480
causes her eczema to flare up,
536
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,160
so you put some of that on your leg.
537
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,240
Went to the water for a bit
538
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,480
and when you came out,
pretended you had been stung.
539
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,360
That was the diversion.
540
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,800
When everyone was looking
at Lauren making a fuss,
541
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,000
Travis switched the hats.
542
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,880
CAZ:
What's happened, Lauren?
543
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,680
DENNIS:
| should have worked it out before.
544
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,280
At low levels, phosphane
can smell like garlic.
545
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,680
You knew that. So at lunch, Lauren
deliberately got Mick's order wrong.
546
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,600
Mick wanted steak,
not chicken Kiev,
547
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,520
but he didn't really care,
he ate it anyway. Pim, pam, pum!
548
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,200
Mick would've thought the faint
smell of garlic was coming from him.
549
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,480
What's he been eating?
— A chicken Kiev.
550
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,120
| told him to have something
light, like a jacket potato.
551
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,200
After Mick was discovered, it was
Travis and Colin that carried him
552
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,760
up the beach to the pub here,
you were the last one to arrive.
553
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,120
Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God!
554
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:55,000
You hung back so that
you could switch the poison hat
555
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,200
for the clean one.
556
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,280
Then when you got here, you made
a big thing about feeling sick.
557
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,880
I'm gonna vom!
558
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,640
But you didn't go to the toilet.
Instead,
559
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,120
you went to the bins to get
rid of the poisoned hat.
560
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,640
If it weren't for the occasional
mice we get out the back,
561
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,320
we probably never would
have found out.
562
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,200
Something in your reaction
suggests that,
563
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,280
maybe this is only news to Caz.
564
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,880
Well, um,
565
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,840
the other day Trav asked me
566
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,560
to go and get his goggles
from his room anc...
567
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,360
| found a bag of rat poison in
the back of the wardrobe.
568
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,440
So, | asked him about it
and he told me.
569
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,400
He's always been a crap liar.
570
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,600
So | went off at him,
of course!
571
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,720
But...
572
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,920
You know, he...
573
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,480
He's my boy.
574
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,800
It was all me.
575
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,720
Honest to God, it was all my idea.
576
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,000
Travis will do anything | tell him.
577
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,520
You Know that.
578
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,960
| brought you up better than that!
579
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,280
We just... | don't know!
580
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,440
Our... our heads were proper
all over the place.
581
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,600
Look, | did put that hat in the bin.
582
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,400
OK? That's true.
583
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,080
But | did also throw up.
584
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,920
Keeps happening.
585
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,760
| reckon it must be
morning sickness or...
586
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,000
something.
587
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,200
Oh, my girl!
588
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,320
Come here, why didn't you say?
589
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,280
sobbing
590
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,800
I'm gonna be a granddad.
— It was a total shock!
591
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,680
| don't know how it happened.
592
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,480
Obviously | do know how it
happened, we had sex.
593
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,640
Yeah.
— | shouldn't be surprised, really
594
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,040
because we have a lot of sex--
- Alright, Trav!
595
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,480
Suddenly we were like, oh my God,
we've barely got nothing
596
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,880
and now we're gonna have
a little baby to look after and...
597
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,360
we panicked.
598
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,240
And Mick, you know, he'd had
all that heart trouble
599
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,280
and he was still drinking
too much and eating shit
600
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,280
and | thought he was probably
gonna snuff it soon anyway, so...
601
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,320
You know, maybe it's not
so bad if we just...
602
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,960
sped things up a bit.
603
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,800
Because he was horrible.
604
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,640
Don't say that he weren't,
Mum, 'cause he was.
605
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,680
You know that he was.
606
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,680
He was a nasty...
607
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,240
horrible twat.
608
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,400
she sighs
609
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,120
But obviously it is bad, isn't it?
610
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,840
You're asking me if murdering
someone is bad.
611
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,880
Yes, Lauren, it's very, very bad.
612
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,280
| Know that.
| just wanted--
613
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,800
We wanted!
— We just wanted to start a life together.
614
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,200
Hm? As a family.
615
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,120
We asked Mick for help buying
a place and he just wouldn't.
616
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,560
We're living with Colin
in Trav's old room.
617
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,680
We're about to be parents and...
618
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,440
we're sleeping in a room
with Spider-Man wallpaper.
619
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,400
Can't you just not tell the police
what you Know, Dennis?
620
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,160
You're not a copper no more.
621
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,000
They're kids who were just scared
and did something stupid.
622
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,360
D.S. Hernandez is a good detective.
623
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,360
She'll get there in the end.
624
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,600
What if she doesn't get there?
625
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,120
We kill her as well?
626
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,000
Jesus, no, Trav!
627
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,640
I'm saying,
what if | tell her | did it?
628
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,760
Hmm?
629
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,360
| got a motive. | hated him!
630
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,040
You don't carry on investigating
631
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,600
when someone confesses
to a crime, right?
632
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,560
What are you talking about, Col?
633
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,400
Let me take the rap for this.
634
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,520
No way, you are not going
to jail for my mistake.
635
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,320
I've had a good life.
636
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,240
I've done what | wanted to do.
637
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,320
| married the most
beautiful girl I've ever met.
638
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,680
And | lost her.
639
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,640
I'll be fine in prison.
I've done it before.
640
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,880
You two can have my room,
put the baby in yours.
641
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,880
Keep the wallpaper.
642
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,880
Mum?
643
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,880
Well, if | had the choice,
644
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,360
I'd rather let Colin go to jail
instead of you, but--
645
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,240
But you don't have a choice
because | Know the truth!
646
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,920
Dennis, please.
647
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,360
Let me co this.
648
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Do you remember | told you
there's a whole list of stuff
649
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,200
they never pinned on me
back in the day, hm?
650
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,800
| stole thousands
they never got back!
651
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,800
As | live and breathe,
652
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,440
if they'd have put me away
for all of the things | did,
653
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,520
I'd still be inside now,
654
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,800
so you're not putting away
an innocent man!
655
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,240
You're just... keeping
a young family together.
656
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,760
door opening
657
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,280
OK? What's going on?
658
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,800
Dennis, you text me.
659
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,440
What's this about?
660
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,520
I'll leave this with you.
661
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,040
Trav sobs
662
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,760
You did the right thing.
— Not by the law.
663
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,440
I'll visit... | promise.
664
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,760
So maybe Miss Marple was right.
665
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,920
Justice is not always the law,
and the law is not always justice.
666
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,880
It's the other way around.
667
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,640
If you're gonna quote
Ms. Marple, please get it right.
668
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,680
soul music plays on
bar sound system
669
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,800
| just came to say thanks,
670
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,120
and | promise we won't interfere.
671
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,320
With what?
672
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,680
The pub, | Know it's your thing.
673
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,600
What are you talking about, Tiff?
— Aw...
674
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,120
You didn't read the settlement,
did you?
675
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,040
she sighs
676
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,680
Eddie!
677
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,840
Denny boy!
678
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,440
It was a 50/50 split, Den.
679
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,360
The pub's half mine now.
680
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,160
Ours, when we're married!
681
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,280
Hmm.
682
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,920
So what's a bloke gotta do
to get a drink round here, eh?
683
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,480
What did | miss?
684
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,760
ROSA:
You're having a party?
685
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,640
TIFF: It's just a little leaving
party for an old friend.
686
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,840
Good to see you, mate.
687
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,600
You've filled my pub full of gangsters!
— They're just businessmen.
688
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,760
Eddie knows these people, Dennis.
They're big drinkers.
689
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,080
You need to go.
| don't need you anymore.
690
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,640
| think | might be in
a bit of trouble here.
691
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,360
It walks amongst us.
692
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,200
If we've got a problem to deal with,
we're gonna sort it out between us!
693
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,480
ROSA: Come, Maria.
| think Dennis is in danger.
694
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,160
Oh my God, there's a body!
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