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Never mind.

things that I can do.

It's looking that way for sure. This is so good.

You know, I've been really wanting to talk to you about that. I really want to

be, you know, your number one, your only babysitter.

I'm probably going to have to tell your wife about us.

Oh, you don't have to do that. You'll always be my number one sitter.

Oh, good.

Making sure that you'll never be able to tell my wife.

At least not until we're long gone.

Okay.

Have a nice vacation.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Um... He's dead.

Yeah, but his dick... What the fuck?

His dick's hard.

Okay, that shouldn't be like... What was that?

Are you becoming the family necro? Really?

What? Griffith's moving.

Griffith's alive, yes.

I stroked him back to life.

So,

Danny, I was wondering...

We haven't been on vacation in a long time.

Yeah.

Do you think maybe we could go on vacation?

I mean, I got all A's.

I'll have to think about it.

Think about it, Daddy.

Really? I'll think hard about it.

Oh, you are hard.

It's your fault.

Well. How about this? If you want to come today, you have to pinky promise me

that we can go on vacation.

Pinky promise, Daddy?

Look at this. You know you want to go to the mall.

I'm going to drive a pretty hard park.

I don't know.

Vacations with kids are always expensive.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Daddy, please.

I've got to take the whole family. Yes.

Even Grandpa.

Please, please, please, please, please. I can't promise you grandpa will go.

I guess.

Yay!

Yay!

Still not wearing pants. I never do.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh daddy.

Thank you, Daddy.

And you're done thanking me.

um um

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my God.

You talked me into this, so anyway.

I know. I just want to go to Disney World.

Disney World? What? Disney World? What are we, little kids?

I want to be there. Water and Disney stuff.

I don't want to wear that stupid ear hat.

I want to go ride some roller coasters. That's not a vacation.

I want to take the whole two week road trip and have a blast.

But anyway.

Can we drive to Hawaii?

Oh, Thailand.

Okay, that's a little too far to drive.

And with all you've cost me this year, there's no way I can pay for everything.

I only made, like, a few mistakes.

You're sending her to New York.

That's for business.

Yeah. She's paying for it.

I am?

Well, yeah.

I want to go to Disney World.

I hope Holly gets her way. You know what?

If you guys can't agree on this, then I'm going to have to put my foot down.

Oh, yeah. You're going to put your foot down, huh? Yeah.

Finally.

We are

going to Bali World. It's settled.

Bali World?

Seriously?

Yep. Are you kidding me, Dad?

Nope.

There's something there for the whole family.

Well, sure. At least we get to go on vacation.

And I guess you'll have to fly from New York and meet us out west.

So I'm going to go on a road trip?

We can get you as far as Grandpa. Finally I don't have to hear her.

Fuck you.

See if I ever... Both of you need to behave or I'm going to take you out back

and spank you again.

Do I have to film at this time? I did first.

Okay.

That was easy.

I want to go to Disney World.

Please, Dad. Nope. Please. Please.

You three couldn't agree.

Please. So I cast the deciding vote.

At least whiny little bitch doesn't get away this time.

Kid,

stop fighting.

I'll take away more privileges.

Ooh,

Thailand.

Okay, that's a little too far to drive.

And with all you've cost me this year, there's no way I can pay for everything.

I only made, like, a few mistakes.

You're spending her in New York.

That's for business.

Yeah. She's paying for it.

I am?

Well, yeah.

I want to go to Disney World.

I hope she gets her way. You know what?

If you guys can't agree on this, then I'm going to have to put my foot down.

Oh, yeah. You're going to put your foot down, huh? Yeah.

Finally.

We are

going to Bali World. It's settled.

Bali World?

Yep.

Are you kidding me, Dad?

Nope.

There's something there for the whole family.

Well, sure. At least we didn't go on vacation anyway.

And I guess you'll have to fly from New York and meet us out west.

So I'm going to go on a road trip?

We can get you as far as Grandfather's. Finally I don't have to hear her.

Fuck you.

See if I ever... Both of you need to behave or I'm going to take you out back

and spank you again.

Do I have to film it this time? I get first.

Okay.

That was easy.

I want to get into Disney World.

Please, Dad. Nope. Please. Please.

You three couldn't agree.

Please. So I cast the deciding vote.

At least whiny little bitch didn't get away this time.

Kids, stop fighting.

I'll take away more privileges.

God, are we there yet?

I don't fucking know. This is taking way too long.

We should be at Grandpa's by now.

Oh, please.

This is your idea of how to shut me up?

All right.

Bye.

Well I couldn't stop not wanting to taste it.

That's too bad. Yeah, just a little bit to clean up.

Guess it's a good thing we're almost grandpa.

Hey, Dad.

Come on in.

Hey, Chase.

Hey, Grandpa.

What's going on, Grandpa?

Sorry you can't make the trip with us, but take good care of Kate while we're

gone. Oh, I will.

I'm sure.

Are you not going to hug your sister before we leave? Come on.

She's already one of my grandpas.

You ain't hugging Grandpa.

I know better.

All right.

You're going to take good care of me, huh?

Take this off. Yeah, I think so.

Take everything off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

No panties.

I know.

Oh, my goodness.

It was a long car ride. Was it?

What did you do in the car?

Nothing too bad.

Nothing too bad. No.

Well, nothing is bad.

It's all good.

I got bored for a little bit. Did you?

Yeah. Yeah, just to play with yourself.

And other people. And other people.

Oh, my goodness.

That sounds interesting.

I haven't seen it in a while. That's true.

Well, we'll have to do something about that.

I

need

some room to work.

That's good.

Thank you.

I'm home.

You're always late.

You alright?

Oh yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, God, I like it too. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, suck that turkey.

Suck that turkey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Massive pillow here.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I like it.

You like putting it in my ass?

Yeah, you do.

I'm going to fuck your ass. You're going to fuck me in the ass.

Yes, I am.

Tight.

It hurt.

I'll take grandpa's cock.

Yeah? Yeah.

He took it last time.

Even though it did hurt.

Oh, yeah.

I want to see it too.

Lay down on your back.

Lay on your back.

Okay, I want to see it.

I want to see it slightly better.

Yes.

That's all.

I guess my ass got used to your cock.

I guess it did.

That's pretty.

That is really pretty.

I'll get you up there.

I'm going to put it back in my ass.

facing that way.

I want to see it right back in your ass. Okay.

Okay.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Ah.

There it is.

Oh, yeah.

There we go. Oops.

This looks good from this point of view, I'll tell you that.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that cock and that ass.

Oh yeah.

Look. Oh yeah, look at that.

Look at that.

Oh yeah.

Look at that ass.

I'm gonna toss right back in there.

Yeah, I fucked my little asshole.

Oh,

I love it.

Yeah, you're like, my cock is deep in my ass.

My bad.

My cock's in the deep in your ass.

Over with my balls.

You want me to suck your dick?

Oh yeah.

Yeah? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Want to have one more position?

Yeah. Lay it on your side.

Oh yeah.

Come over here.

It's open.

It's open.

And it's hot.

I'm going to cut my tail off.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to love fucking your ass.

Because you're a ditty little girl.

You're a big ditty little girl.

And your legs are fucked in the ass. Yeah.

Oh, it's your big fat cock.

Yeah.

Okay.

It doesn't hurt anymore, does it?

It feels good, doesn't it?

Yeah.

I don't know if you fucking heard it, but I'm like calm.

You think so? Yeah.

You think so?

Yeah. Look at those nipples.

They're going to hurt.

I don't want to make you cry.

You do? Yeah.

Okay.

Let me see that ass. Let me see that ass.

That ass is a little big.

Look at that.

Come on.

Let's see. Where do you want to go? You want to go there?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh, fuck that.

Oh yeah, give me a big hug.

Give me a big hug.

Oh yeah. Give me a big hug.

Oh shit.

What's the matter?

Oh my god.

Are you okay? Grandpa?

Oh my god.

Dad?

Dad, uh, Grandpa, I don't think, I think something's wrong with Grandpa. He's

just, he like, just, he like passed out. I don't know what's wrong with him. We

need to come back. We need to take him to the hospital or something.

Okay. Alright, please hurry, please hurry.

Fuck.

I know we didn't like that.

I know we were having to do this.

It's your sister's fault.

on my vacation.

You just be gentle.

Action.

How did this happen?

I don't know. I was fucking him and all of a sudden he just fell over. He was

like in a coma or something.

I guess he died, but... I tried waking him back up.

You fucked my father to death.

Oh my God.

Now, what are you... I have to be careful.

Right? You probably had a heart attack.

I didn't mean to.

Shit, even. Did you say heart attack or heart attack?

Sorry,

I have to add a little bit of levity to that. I mean, fuck.

Well, where are we going to take him?

I don't know, because I'll be goddamned if I'm going to ruin my vacation over

that old fart. I don't know, fucking Pollywood.

What about, can we just, like, drop him off at the house that Camille will deal

with him?

She's liable to fuck him three or four times and then put him in a meat

grinder. That's not away from a goddamned.

It solves the problem, though.

It's like an Uncle Phil's house.

Every day or two, he comes and goes in the house.

Wait.

Isn't Uncle Dick out in the country?

You know what?

Oh, my God, he is.

He doesn't notice anything, and he's here.

Let's put him in the van. We'll drop him off at Uncle Dick's on the way.

And that way Kate can still make her flight.

Yeah. And we'll have a funeral when we get back.

Oh, my God.

He'll keep that one.

Yeah, we can't miss our vacation.

Right? I bet she has a smile on his casket.

You shouldn't be joking.

No.

Yeah, you should.

At least we got one last time in.

He came and went at the same time.

Yeah.

I'm going to have to make that my life goal.

Hopefully many years from now.

It's going to be okay, I promise.

I just feel fucking so bad.

I was just fucking him and then... I don't know. He just fell over.

It's okay. At least he went out in a good way.

It's like, yeah, but why'd it have to be me?

I know. I'm so sorry.

get up there and do it again.

You're so cute.

I'm sorry.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe I can take the stress off you.

No.

How about we try this? Let's hope I don't do this to you now.

Give me a heart attack.

Everything's going to be okay.

Shhh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Is everything all... What did I just walk in on?

Oh my God.

Haven't you done enough damage for the night, young lady?

Yeah, but I'm trying to feel better.

That's probably not hard.

She's just helping me.

Well, we can give you a little more help.

Thank you.

Oh, Dad.

glad we can get together as a family.

Me too.

A whole family, no less.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Hell yeah, Pop.

Why not?

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Why don't you ride me for a minute so you can watch your brother fuck your

sister?