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But her muffins are just so good.

I think I'm full.

I'm going to figure out the recipe.

What? I don't know. What am I supposed to do,

eat muffins all the time?

That's all I'm going to do.

Hold on.

Are you okay? Let's just get you out of here.

I'm going to get the papers.

Swimming, desserts and quiet night.

The photographs were taken years ago.

Turned around backwards

So the windshield shows

Every street light reveals the picture in reverse

Still it's so much clearer

I don't cry my eyes out

At the water's edge When it's gone

I'm not sure all these people Can tell the story

I'm sure

It's not what I used to I'm looking for

A breathlessness at the water

They cannot see me aching

It's the needles that go away

Replaced by the light.

Every day.

Night.

Swimming.

Remembering the life I've had Time is so hard

And so am I

And all I really wish for

Is that I might find the water

And I might be able to fly

And I'm Flying Forever

And I'm Surrendering

And I'm Surrendering And I'm Flying Forever And I'm...

Night swimming.

Night swimming.

Night swimming.

Yeah, I just got out of town and I'm meeting Billy tomorrow

She says she wants to take me to dinner

But I'll probably just like crash at a hotel for a night and then head back to the city Thursday

Good Wouldn't want you marooned out in the wilderness with Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard

Stop, she's not Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard

Didn't you say she's a recluse? No, I mean,

yeah, she's a reclusive, but she seems like totally with it.

She just hasn't acted in a while

Okay, I know you think this is gonna help you crack the reboot

But can you just drop a pin for me when you get there, okay?

And watch out for any rusty nails left lying around

Yes!

They have sweet tartan in me, Chewie

Anyway, what, uh, what are you up to tonight?

I'm going to a poetry reading with Thor,

a bisexual king I've been seeing

Hi to Thor Hi from Chris

Oh, what up, Chris?

Thor says what up

Oh my god

You'll never guess what they're selling at this gas station

Methamphetamine

Illegal firearm

Confederate flag decals for the backs of various pickup trucks

No, Camp Miasma Part 6

I'll have this too, please

Part 6 I like your hair,

by the way Is that the one with the faces and the skin wall?

No, no, it's the one after that where they try to,

like, course correct back to basics

It's actually pretty good,

it's more than what I was supposed to

I have you in for one night.

Is that correct? Yeah, um,

Um, so, I was just wondering...

Do you have any rooms with DVD players?

DVD?

Like, if I wanted to watch this Oh my gosh, yes, uh

I met that movie What?

Yeah, they shot it at the Haunted Summer Camp,

about 20 miles up the hill,

Camp Tivoli They film around here,

and they cast some locals in some parts,

you know, to save money

Oh shit

Yeah, I actually thought you looked familiar

You know, I think I do have a DVD player or two around here

I'll just go look for them

Oh, there, I think I see it

Yatchy

Come on, I thought you wanted me to go Yeah

I mean, I don't know

It's July, Megan. The water's warm even at night.

No, it's not that. It's just...

Isn't this that defunct sleepaway camp for those people?

Teenagers got murdered all those years ago?

By that pervert in the ceiling van, Elm?

Aw. You scared a little, Dev.

Scared he's gonna take his big rusty spear and...

Stop it!

Anyway, that was years ago. That freak of a death trap.

Haven't you heard? Camp Miasma's reopening this year.

Come on,

the water's gonna feel so good on your body I promise

It's over now. He's dead.

Forever

This time

No

It's never over

Don't you understand?

He's still down there

At the bottom of the lake He's still hungry

Hey, so, um, I'm almost to Billy's house

But have you ever done,

uh, GPS where it's just coordinates, like numbers?

Cause that's, she just,

uh, gave me numbers Great, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great Um, so listen, I just got a text from Tracy

They want you to meet with the head of the studio on Friday

Can you do Friday?

Um, okay, I'm gonna confirm And remember, for the origin story,

they're looking for Elevated, aka Woke So,

uh, oh, I'm getting another call, bye

Turn right onto Fraud Hallow Road.

Continue for 1,000 feet.

What? There's no road.

In 500 feet, the desert is...

Your destination is on your right.

Oh, Jesus.

Return to the route.

What route?

Return to the route.

Arrived.

No

He's out of his head

Hello? Is anyone here?

I feel like there's about to be a jump scare

I'm Billy Presley

You must be the writer-director

Yeah, hi

You came out of nowhere

I didn't know you were in here I'm sorry

I saw you and I wanted to scare you

It's only fair, right?

You've already seen me

Sorry, my day got kind of away from me

I suddenly realized that

I didn't have any food for dinner,

so I had to do an emergency take-out run

The options around here

as you can imagine are not that

well, good so I hope you like fried chicken

Oh, shoot I should have asked

You're not vegan or something, are you?

Gluten-free? That's big right now, huh?

I love fried chicken

Good

Right answer I like fried chicken, too

Those are pretty seasoned, good

Now if it gets too real you can always turn it off

That was promotional

for the whole video release

Sorry, I didn't mean to No, I'm sorry

I'm sorry I wasn't here when you showed up

No, no, no, that space is amazing

I just, I didn't realize that you

Yeah, how did you choose to live at the...

abandoned sleep-away camp from the first Miasma film?

Well, isn't that Elmias?

Someone's gotta be here

when Little Death comes back

When?

Little Death?

Real?

Well, not with that attitude, he isn't

You see?

I discovered something when I moved here

There is a hole at the bottom of the lake

where the movies come from...

and he is still waiting down there

And if you've seen his movies, you know... he always comes back.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, my God! You thought that I was some crazy lady.

I saw it. I saw it on your face.

You thought I was a full bugs under the skin recluse crazy lady

Like what's her name?

From

Sunset Boulevard? I know who you're talking about

Yeah, I can't remember her name Anyway

A real estate agent showed me the old camp

I thought it was sort of

morbidly fitting you know? The first movie really

left its mark on me

I needed to get away from reality

I like the seclusion

the vastness of it all. I can work on my

paintings in peace and nobody bothers me

Guess I bought myself a

private alternate universe I totally get that desire

Speaking of desire

Do you like dipping sauce?

I love dipping sauce

I love dipping sauce too

So Chris

Here you are in my homemade chicken

Why don't you tell me about yourself

Oh god, I don't know I'm sitting here with Billy Presley,

I don't want to talk about myself

Don't flatter me I'm not trying to flatter you

Okay, well yeah

I'm a filmmaker

You know that

My work explores the intersection of

queerness and cultural depictions of monstrosity.

I made my first

feature a couple years ago for like

six dollars I saw it

You searched my songs?

Yeah I had to drive into town to get enough wifi to rent it

but yeah, I saw it I do my research

What did you think of it?

Well, uh Oh, you hated it No, I didn't hate it

Well, you remade Psycho from the perspective

of the shower curtain That was only the last third

It's a meta-commentary on the gender trouble

inherent to the slasher genre

We're just different generations is all

Anyway

Yeah, audiences mostly didn't get it either but

enough critics liked it that it opened some doors

for me in Hollywood and that's kind of where this whole opportunity came from

To remake Can't Land?

Yeah, which like on the surface

is like a weird career move for me

but see, I got it all figured out

What they don't know is that the original Can't Me Asmo

is basically like my queer awakening

I'm gonna beat Hollywood in it's own game

The execs all butter you up

They tell you your perspective

is so fresh, they call you the voice

of a generation, but I know the real reason

they were willing to give me the keys to this franchise

It's zombie IP. They need me to resurrect it

I guess a little death has been killed so many times

you could think of them as a zombie

No, not a zombie movie,

zombie IP The IP itself is undead

as in too problematic to reboot

because of woke, which in Hollywood right now is a really big problem because

intellectual property from decades ago is basically the only thing

anyone's willing to spend money on anymore

what with the capitalism being so late and all

And look, every long-running franchise

has skeletons in it's closet I mean,

James Bond literally assaults women

in Goldfinger and Thunderball

and Mickey Mouse did Blackface that one time.

Mickey did that? So what does a studio do

when there's easy money

just waiting to be made on a movie franchise

just sitting there dormant,

but it's one as blatantly

transphobic as Camp Miasma

They hire a queer person to paper over the ugliness,

give Little Death a more

tragic backstory, weave in some perfunctory message about gender,

trauma, being yourself against all odds Bam!

Zombie IP resurrected shareholders get paid

Chris,

I didn't ask you about your work

I asked about you

I want you to tell me about yourself

Sorry

I have a tendency to get kind of

fired up about that stuff

Sometimes I kind of think I am my work

Well I'm sure that's not true

Okay

Let's see

Well, I'm 29 I...

...grew up in the suburbs,

but I haven't really talked to my family since shortly after I came out I, I

use she, they pronouns Are you married?

No,

god no

No, no I'm Polly

Who's Polly?

Like Polly Andress Oh, I don't know Polly

Yeah, it um, basically I have a partner

and then um my partner has another partner too

Oh, kind of like cheating

Yeah

Yeah, but with game nights where you have to

hang out with bisexual guys named Thor

You don't sound too excited about it

No, I am I am, I just uh, I

I don't know, all that stuff has just

kind of always been in the background for me

Sex or whatever

I mean, I love my partner really I do and I want

their needs to be met but um but just for me

sex has always felt like kind of a distraction

My primary partner tends to be my work

I'm noticing a trend

Yeah

I guess

love

sex all that stuff has just never been um

easy for me I mean, I...

sometimes I think my art is just like a

place for me to hide from all that

Well, like this canvas for me

It's your own private alternate universe

But when I was younger

sex was stressful for me too

I created some kind of a block around it

that I couldn't quite name

Exactly

I had to find a way to get out of my head

And this helped Um

Sorry

I'm sorry No, you're good

No, I mean I'm sorry

I'm sorry about bringing all this up

We shouldn't be talking about my sex life

We've only just met

Because it's weird This is a work meeting

I don't want to be like

Me too-ish

Me too-y Honey, I auditioned for the Vernon

You know who created that?

You don't scare me

Besides,

this isn't a business meeting We're eating fried chicken

and smoking weed and talking about making art together

Okay, well in that case

can I ask you something personal?

Uh-huh

Why'd you stop acting?

You had a few bit parts and then you started

to narrate your romance

and then you kind of just fell off the face of the earth

Well they invited me back for the sequel

and the third one too

But I was pretty burned out

After a while I stopped calling

I guess I just

aged out

Miss Presley Billy, I just have to say

I am a lifelong fan

and I know we're only just meeting but I feel very

very strongly about the potential of this collaboration

It comes to heart.

I'm serious

I don't know how to explain it but I just know that being here

is going to help me crack the Miasma story

I don't want to make another dumb sequel

in the Camp Miasma franchise

I don't want to make a remake of a remake of a remake

I want to make something that feels fresh

and new The original Miasma movie

was based on a serial killer

Like I said in my letter I mean to me

the soul of Camp Miasma has always

been that look in your character's eye

Exactly

That look has been seared into my memory ever since

I saw it on a VHS tape

I had absolutely no business being able to watch

as an 8 year old

If I capture that look in your eye again 35 years later

then I will have done my job

I made a shelter in the Camp Miasma legacy

I know I read your letter It's a good pitch

I'm just not convinced that it'll work

Why not?

Because you talk about it so academically.

And Camp Miasma, it wasn't about cultural depictions of monstrosity or gender trouble or anything.

It wasn't about any of that stuff.

It was about two very simple things

Flesh and fluid

I really appreciate you

taking the time and I'm sure our reps will pay attention

and hopefully we can work something out

but obviously no worries if things don't align

and you decide not to You don't need to leave

I made a guest room upstairs

That's very kind but I should probably get on with it

Well it's a bit late to drive

especially in this weather

I don't want to impose anymore than I already have

It's not an imposition It's okay

Chris, I'm asking you to stay.

Is that an order?

Yeah

Yeah that's an order

We can get to know each other

We can watch my prints of the first film together

You can tell me more about that You look at mine

Well

We have to be on the same page

We're going to be working together

Please

We're already working together

I'm home

It's been a long time

since I've met someone like you

Well I think I am

You

know How am I? I agree

Well

There's

more to her than her body

She's

got potential

Hold on Okay I love you

Good morning, sleepyhead.

I didn't know what you wanted for breakfast

so I got a variety pack from Costco

Look at that, isn't that cute?

You got your Frosted Flakes and your Fruit Loops

and your Cocoa Krispies

There's a little something for everyone

Something wrong?

Well actually Yes,

sorry I'm just going to say this

even if it sounds weird

Is there someone else in the house with us right now?

What are you talking about?

Last night before I went to bed

I thought I heard talking

It sounded like maybe you were talking to someone else

I don't think so

As far as I know it's just the two of us here

There was no one in your bedroom last night?

Your dead taxidermy mom?

Just a totally random example? Nope

Just the two of us

If you don't believe me you can go look

No I believe you

No I'm serious It's okay I must have been making it up Go look

Go look I mean, she's clearly the same person from Miasma 1,

the final girl, but she's so much more, too.

Like, she's weird,

and, and, and, like, sexy, and tough, but also, like, really funny, too, and she's a stoner.

Oh, God, I mean, it's, it's amazing.

There, there, there is so much more to explore in her that the first film barely even hinted at.

Yeah, I mean, I, I, yeah, I'm obsessed.

Tell the studio I'm obsessed.

You're still just thinking a cameo, though, right?

No, no. It's her.

I mean, the, the, the whole movie's gotta be her.

Did I tell you that she literally lives at the abandoned sleepaway camp from Miasma 1?

You mentioned that, yeah.

Come on.

Um, are we thinking a supporting role?

Because we still need to set expectations with the studio.

They'll see.

No, listen to me.

You're, you're, you're not hearing what I'm saying.

She is the lead, okay? The final girl, again.

Chris,

taking over the Miasma franchise is a really,

really big deal.

The studio is taking a chance on you, okay?

I know you love your trivia,

but they're not gonna want to build a franchise reboot around a 60-year-old lady who doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

No offense.

Well, what about those new Halloween movies?

Those made, like, a billion dollars, and they start a 60-year-old lady.

Or, or, or maybe?

Never mind, those rumors aren't true.

Chris, Billy Presley is not Jamie Lee Curtis.

You know, she's not Nev Campbell.

She's not even, what's her name from the first Nightmare on Elm Street movie?

Heather Langenkamp. Yeah, exactly.

This is a niche property, Chris.

Okay, how can I explain?

Can you tell me the name of the lead actress from the Sleepaway Camp movies?

Phyllisa Rosen, the original, and Pamela Springsteen in the sequels.

Who, fun fact, is Bruce Springsteen's sister.

There you go. I'd say in 2026,

Billy Presley has about as much star power as Bruce Springsteen's sister.

Honestly, if I were putting money on it,

I bet they don't even know who she is, okay?

So just focus on the origin story,

that's what this studio is eager for you to crack,

and then we'll be pushed closer to a green light.

Fine, whatever.

Well, how about Final Cut?

Any, any word on Final Cut?

Chris, we've talked about this.

That's not how this works.

Are you playing Squash right now?

Chuck is such a stud.

Come on.

I knew it. It's so good.

Yes!

Can I come?

Yes, Trina. Am I in the picture?

It says Our Lady of Corduroy.

I can't even know.

Squeak.

Where is it that you are going?

Excuse me?

I said,

where exactly is it that you kids think you're going?

Oh, we're the new counselors at the sleep-away camp on the hill.

Camp Miasma. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He is still sleeping down below,

and a child like you, so young and nubile,

surely you'll wake him, won't you?

I'm sorry, sir, I didn't mean- You're doomed.

You're doomed!

Hey,

what's eating you, Squeak?

I'm just thinking about what it's going to feel like.

What? Losing your virginity?

No.

Dying.

We're out of freaking gas!

That means we're marooned until the campers get here tomorrow.

All right, all right, who's going to do the honors this year?

The honors?

Yeah, who's telling the origin story?

The tale of Little Death.

Go for it, man, it's all up to you.

This part's transphobic. Shut up. Sorry.

So,

this was a long time ago. A long time ago.

Before I was even a camper here myself.

But the counselors,

they used to talk about this one kid.

A real freak house.

Who never said a single word to anyone all summer.

He had this special arrangement with the camp.

To have one bed in the boys' bunk,

and one bed in the girls' bunk.

Freak house behavior.

This kid,

see, he was a boy.

He had a little leaner, so he had to be, right?

But on certain days of the week,

like it was the most normal thing in the world,

he would pack up all his stuff and move over to the girls' side of camp.

And then,

he would show up to swim practice in a bikini!

On Sundays,

Tuesdays, and Thursdays, he was a boy.

And the rest of the week, honest to God,

this little schizophrenic thought he was a girl.

Major freak house alert.

The kid's parents were even bigger freak houses than him.

They were hermaphrodites.

They met at a mental hospital,

killed the guards, and escaped.

The mom dressed as a boy,

and the dad dressed as a girl.

They raised their son to be a different gender every day of the week.

Until he finally lost his mind, too.

Easy big freak house. He never had a chance.

Er,

freak house bake oven is what I meant to say, actually.

Goopy.

Eventually, there was an incident at swim practice.

Some of the kids,

they made the mistake of teasing him,

and he just went ballistic.

So they drowned him.

I mean, they had to.

Parents covered it up so the kids wouldn't get in trouble.

Camp management, counselors, too.

But some people say that he's still down there,

at the bottom of the lake.

That he's still hungry.

That he's waiting to rise from the dead!

Oh!

Rise, little death.

Rise!

And take your revenge!

I'm gonna get you!

Oh,

God, that's classic!

Did she get pants squeaked?

I think somebody's baking brownies!

Did she shit her pants?

Dude.

It's just a joke.

Alright, let's get this party started!

Come on.

Come on, you got this.

Good evening, Camp Miasma.

This is DJ Elojastic broadcasting all night long.

Let's get this party started with Anorak Christmas by Sally Shapiro.

What's wrong?

I thought I saw someone out there watching me.

Or it was like I...

I sensed someone... Sensing me and...

And then my perspective changed.

It was like I could...

I could see myself standing here.

Through his eyes.

Whoa.

A little death.

I don't know.

Hey.

You're shaking.

I think we need to get you inside.

I know a little spot.

I was outside.

Do you want to come with me? Not really.

Or I guess I...

Maybe I do.

I'm just... Scared.

You're still a virgin, right?

Think of it like getting a shot at the doctor's office.

Except this time you're going to like the way it feels.

The days go by so fast

God, I'm sorry But it's one more day up in the canyon

And it's one more night in Hollywood

Where are you?

The only thing that I can really feel

So I can't keep running

Na na na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na na

Straddle the box below the mirror

And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters But no more

Now I want to look across the crowd

And see the way that life is happening to a girl

And it's one more day up in the canyon

And it's one more night in Hollywood

And it's one more day up in the canyon

And it's one more night in Hollywood

Wait until I've met her sometime after 2am

Talk on the phone while I'm here

I guess the word makes you laugh a little slower

Makes you talk a little lower

About the thing you could not show her and it's been

One more December and there's no one to believe

And neither should I be But I am alive

Can't remember the time I tried to tell myself

No one remembers that I've been found

And it's one more day up in the canyon

And it's one more night in Hollywood

So long since I've seen the ocean

I know you're out there

Show yourself So I can finally end this

What's this?

It's nothing It's stupid It's like a game we play

It's just a way to mark time You know

Don't look at that Just look at the

Look at me Come on

I'm here

You okay?

That's it

Relax

Shoot

The power just went out That happens sometimes

I need to get fire going

I must have seen that movie a hundred times

I've never seen it like that

That look in your eye

Have you figured out what that was?

Fear

Shame

No

There is something else

Underneath all that

Hey Hey

You were right

This isn't a work meeting

That look in your eye

I don't just want to watch it

I don't just want to film it And put it in a movie

Do I experience it, too?

What are you showing Carol?

Out here Being all alone

There are certain nights

When you just get this feeling

When it's really light

Really quiet

When all of a sudden

You just know There's some psycho killer

Escape mental patient Who's going to break in

And chop you up into a million little pieces

I like that feeling

I like the danger

And the powerlessness

It's a given in

Even if it just lasts a moment

Do you ever get lonely though?

Living out here All alone in the middle of nowhere

Of course I get lonely Crazy

Billy.

Okay?

Ssss

Ssss Yeah

Tell me what you like

Whatever you want

I'm in your hands

But what do you like?

How do you like to be touched?

Dealer's choice?

Dealer's choice

That's...

That's Sorry

I'm sorry.

It's okay

What's wrong with me?

I'm so fucking bad at sex I just can't

Jesus Christ...

I can't, like, focus...

I don't know.

I just...

There's no bad at sex

I'm sorry.

There's no bad.

It's very...

Oh, you're shaking.

Let's get you warm

It's embarrassing.

I hate myself.

I'll put some tea on the stove.

...and we can make s'mores in the fireplace. Would that be nice?

Good

I think it's

Association

Sex seems so natural

...and easy for so many people, but for me, I'm just...

I've never been able to Get there

With someone else Unless I'm really far away

In my head Just fully someplace else

Where?

You don't have to tell me

But I promise

I won't touch you

Cammy Hazmat

Or any old film like that

I I Imagine myself Becoming a character

In a slasher film

Mandy the Bookworm in part 2

Or Colleen the Outhouse In part 4

I guess

Even you

Your character

The first movie

In bed Without looking your eye

I...

That's so good

I think about transforming

I start off The movie as myself

A filmmaker

An intellectual Prude

A bit sweet

And then I become

Where he makes me

What?

It's embarrassing You can tell me

Oh, that's just window dressing because

once little death comes for me I'm just

a victim

I don't feel a slut

Death's bouncing as I run for my life

My nipples poking through my skimpy gloves

Waiting for him to penetrate me

It's stupid and so misogynistic

I think I saw too many movies as a kid and it fucked me up real bad

Do you think I'm disgusting?

I think you're very sexy

And if you want to become that with me,

you can

Because it's all just play

And that's why he built this place

If it gets too real,

you can always turn it off

Now look in his eyes and make them your own

Let's do it

Let's make them our own

Do you guys have Wi-Fi?

What the fuck?

Hi, hi there.

Sorry to be a few minutes late.

Oh, no problem.

We're actually still waiting on Jeffrey,

but he should be on momentarily.

Right on.

Where are you right now, Cruz?

I'm in the Pacific Northwest near Canada.

I think I maybe mentioned,

yeah, on our last call.

But yeah, I got a meeting with Billy Presley.

It's pretty exciting.

I don't want to jinx it or anything,

but I'm pretty excited.

Hey guys,

I'm here.

Jeffrey?

What?

What, Cruz?

Oh, I just got off with Jason Blum about the new Halloween mini-series.

It's titled Jump Scare.

Watch.

Do I make you haunted, baby?

Do I make you haunted?

So great, Jeffrey.

They have the same name,

so Michael Myers, Mike Myers.

Thank you.

Anyway, we're so excited to hear about our little sleepaway camp slasher.

How's it coming along,

Cruz?

Well, I was just saying I have some pretty exciting news.

Yeah,

I'm pretty sure that Billy Presley is going to sign on to join the project.

Billy?

He played the final girl in the first film back in the 80s.

Yeah.

Oh, great.

That's great fan service.

Reddit is going to prematurely ejaculate in their tight little jeans.

It's so true.

Actually,

I think we're all just really excited to hear about this origin story.

Yeah, I've actually been reworking it over the past few days.

Great.

Why don't you walk us through it, Cruz?

Okay,

so Lake Miasma.

That iconic lake viewers know so well.

But there's something viewers don't know about what's lurking there underneath the water.

It's a little bad.

No.

No.

A hole.

There is a hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from.

I'm going to translate someone.

It's a meta take.

Yeah, meta,

meta, like New Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes Scraven.

Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes Scraven.

Exactly.

It's not meta,

like New Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes Scraven.

Not meta.

Nightmare by Frightmaster Wes Scraven.

Is it an allegory?

It's real,

okay?

Like, actually real.

It's realer than this call.

It's not a movie.

If anything,

this is a movie.

You all are characters in a movie,

okay?

Okay.

Listen to me.

There is a hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from.

It has been there since before the first movie,

okay?

It has been there since before the murders that inspired the first movie.

Little Death is down there,

alone,

waiting.

He doesn't need a mask in the hole under Lake Miasma.

He doesn't need clothing at all.

When he gets bored,

he has his entertainment.

And that's where we come in.

This is the great trick he plays.

Convincing us that we made him when really he made us.

That we watch him when really he watches us.

You understand?

Yeah.

We're his little playthings.

We are an itch for him to scratch.

We are a movie for him to edit.

And he has Final Cut.

Oh my God, he has Final Cut!

Oh my God!

It's happening.

It's happening again.

Can you feel it?

Oh my God, he's hungry.

He's racing to the surface now.

He's ready.

He's ready to make a new movie.

And he's coming for us all.

It's happening.

The fuck was that?

There's a lot to unpack there.

Thank you so much, Chris.

Let us circle up and we will collect our thoughts.

And then we will get back to you with it.

Yeah.

Thank you, Tracy.

Well said.

That was something else.

But we'll be in touch.

Fucking faggot!

Wow.

Where exactly is it that you kids think you're going?

Me?

Do you mean me?

I...

I'm a filmmaker.

Uh...

I...

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a filmmaker here from the big city.

I'm here making a movie at the old sleepaway camp up on the hill.

Oh.

Oh no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

This remains highly unfinished.

I don't like it at all.

Totally.

He's still sleeping down below and a child like you, so young.

And nubile.

Don't forget nubile.

And nubile.

Surely awakened.

For sure, for sure.

You're doomed.

I'm doomed.

Doomed?

Doomed.

You're, you're doomed.

Doomed?

Doomed.

This is Jay.

Octopus.

Jay Ellington.

She has this on Camp Miasma Radio.

And next, we got a slow water for all the lovers out there tonight.

Okay.

It's the heart of love.

Love.

It's the heart of love.

Love.

The signal's starting to come through.

I know.

Pain.

It's the heart of love.

Pain.

It's the heart of love.

Pain.

It's the heart of love.

Pain.

It's time for the death of that man.

I didn't want to go with him that night.

But I told myself I had to.

That it was a ritual.

A rite of passage that everyone has to go through.

I was 24.

Playing 17.

And it was time I lost my virginity.

I tried masturbating before.

Some girls at camp told me how.

When I was just a camper.

But I never understood.

My head just got tired.

And then.

That night.

On that grimy mattress.

With that irrelevant cream.

I felt hollow.

It meant nothing to me.

I was losing my virginity.

When it was exactly as bad as I had always imagined it would be.

When he entered me.

I went far away in my head.

I tried to think about anything else.

I tried to stop being myself there on the bed.

And it worked.

I caught the signal.

Suddenly.

I was watching myself.

From outside my cell.

Like I acquired a new set of eyes.

His.

I was.

Little Death.

I was watching myself.

From across the room.

Creeping closer.

And I could see.

Billy Brashley there on the bed.

Losing her virginity.

Getting fucked.

Just like in the movies when you see.

The shot going back and forth.

Real rapid like.

And I was excited.

Being both of us.

I was the watcher.

And I was the one being watched.

And I was the killer.

Leering and breathing hard.

And I was the victim too.

Lying on the bed.

With that look in my eye.

Psycho from the perspective of the shower nerd.

And then I lifted the spear.

And at the same time I saw it from the bed.

Looking up at it as it was coming down towards me.

And then I came.

It was my first orgasm.

And it's still the biggest one I ever had.

And I thought.

Why do you make it feel like that?

So good.

So close to magic.

Why do you make it feel like that?

What was that?

Why don't you go ahead and look?

I'm right behind you.

Oh my god.

Is this going to be?

Is this the moment where you?

What should happen next?

You can fall down the hill so you don't get too much of a head start.

So you really have to run for it.

I love that idea.

Do you want to push me or?

God damn it.

Wow.

Hi.

Sorry.

I'm like.

I'm a fan obviously.

Uh...

No offense.

But I'm just.

Billy.

What do we do next?

Oh my god.

I got so worried when I didn't hear from you.

Thor got a pickup truck.

We drove all day.

Here to save you.

Babe.

I think we better just ride out of gas.

What up Chris?

Oh hey babe.

What's up?

I'm Thor.

What's your name?

Wow.

There's so many trees out here.

Billy.

What are we doing?

Chris.

It's me.

Your agent.

I heard the pitch went really,

really bad.

So I bought a plane ticket.

And I rented a car.

And I drove out here because I'm thinking maybe we could workshop.

Chris!

We thought that we have some thoughts.

It's an allegory.

We totally get it.

But we want it to be a little bit more commercial.

A little bit more anthemic.

Jeffrey's just going to be about five minutes.

Get the fuck out of my way!

It's okay.

We made it.

Don't cry.

It's just a movie.

It's just play.

It doesn't feel like play,

Billy.

I know.

But it is.

Calm down.

You're almost there now.

You're almost there.

Now you need to do exactly what I showed you.

You need to watch yourself through his eyes.

Okay.

Can you do that for me now?

Yes.

I can see him.

He's walking inside.

He's coming closer now.

I can't see myself.

Billy.

I don't want to die.

No.

Please don't leave me.

I'm not going anywhere.

Don't watch yourself.

Watch the movie.

This only happens.

For a little while.

Satan is waiting.

Satan is waiting.

Satan is waiting.

Satan is waiting.

Get away, you candy.

I know of the best part.

Make you sorry.

I know of the worst part.

Make you strong.

Satan is waiting.

Satan is waiting.

I'm the only person who looks good in this outfit.

Oh, my God.

Good morning sleepyhead

I'm taking my shoes off,

jumping on and in One invitation,

Would you like to come swimming in the big lake of fire?

On the road, it's a plan for life and at the end

I'm taking my shoes off,

jumping on and in

Satan is with me,

Satan is with me

Satan is with me,

Satan is with me

No one else is alone,

all is calm here

Have you had these?

Forget everything you know about Jolly Ranchers

These are like their complete own thing

What is this thing with brands doing gummies these days?

You got your Airhead gummies,

your Lifesaver gummies Your Jolly Rancher gummies,

your Starburst gummies There's just so many gummies

I mean, we're living in the golden age of gummy candy

I think we are

But these are the best Oh yeah?

Trust me Alright

Put them in the basket

It's okay to feel the canister directly from the pump?

Yeah, no problem

I like your guys' outfits

Thanks I like your hair

Hey!

What's wrong?

Are you alright?

He's still down there,

you know At the bottom of the lake

He's still hungry

Can you feel it?

He'll be back soon