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Maybe.
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Full house.
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I will give you the part.
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That was for a '69 Charger, no?
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There. No charges, OK?
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Please, just go.
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Take me with you.
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Sorry, man.
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Here, kid.
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So, you see, by applying
the basic principles...
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of the scientific method to the matter...
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we learn very quickly that
the myth of the Chupacabra...
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is just that... utter crap.
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Now, if you apply these same
principles to Catholicism...
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an interesting thing occurs.
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Yes?
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"English for immigrants"
is in el proximo cuarto, numero 206.
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So, anyone else have a question?
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OK, then.
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Well, I hope my lecture has been as
enlightening for all of you as it has for me.
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Really, you've all been... great.
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Interesting lecture as always, Dr. Venture.
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I am only sorry there wasn't
a better turnout.
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It's difficult to hold the students' attention
during Dia de los Muertos.
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Oh, right... the crazy dead-people Christmas
you people celebrate.
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What, is that supposed to be today?
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Si.
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Oh, great. Fantastic of you to tell me that
before I came all the way down here.
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So, how do we do this?
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Do you guys mail me a check, or do I
pick it up at the bursar's office or what?
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Hey, doc.
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How'd your speech thing go?
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All right, I suppose.
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One or two of the students really
seemed to grasp...
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you don't really care, do you?
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Nah.
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Hola, Senor Samson.
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See you back at the X-1
in a couple of hours.
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- Hey, Pop!
- Boys.
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This place is tits!
Divvy this.
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- We got these boss Mexican hats...
- Sombreros!
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And these super-cool sugar skulls
with our names on them.
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Ah, there you are.
Your check, Dr. Venture.
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Muchas gracias.
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Super good.
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Very generous of y... oh, pesos.
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Great. These zeroes
are all meaningless.
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Damn it. You people have
giant bugs around here.
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Ah, that is the monarch butterfly.
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They migrate here to Mexico
this time of year.
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The Aztecs believed they were the spirits of
the dead returning home.
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Wow, but you're full
of helpful information, fella!
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And how!
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Say, it's not poisonous, is it?
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I... You're kidding, right?
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No, hijo, he's not poisonous.
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That's where you're wrong, Mr. College.
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Honey, what are you going on about?
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Don't call me that in front of the henchmen.
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Keep it professional.
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It's my old nemesis, Dr. Venture.
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He's obviously followed us down here.
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Someone must have leaked
our whereabouts to him, but who?
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All right. Which one of you
sold the Monarch out?
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Okay, okay.
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I'm going to turn around
and close my eyes...
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and I want the guilty party to step forward.
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No judgments.
You won't be punished.
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Just want to know who did it, OK?
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Traitor!
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Dirty bastard traitor!
I knew it was you, number...
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- 37.
- Number 37!
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Strike him from the roster,
Dr. Girlfriend.
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- Speedy!
- Yes, Monarch.
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You're being promoted.
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I want you and a phalanx
of no less than three...
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and no more than five henchmen
to go and observe Dr. Venture.
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Find out what he's doing here
and whether or not he knows about my...
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sinister plan.
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- Does this mean I'm getting my wings?
- No.
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I'm never gonna get those wings.
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Someday, Speedy, someday.
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Here. How about I let you
drive the Monarch-mobile?
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Horrible disease-carrying things.
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But that might have been
someone's spirit, Pop.
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All the more reason to get it the hell off me.
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Look, don't you kids
have someplace to be or something?
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Well, here! Go... I don't know,
buy fireworks or something.
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Just go somewhere that's
not next to your father.
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I have urgent business to attend to
with a colleague of mine, Dr. Guevara...
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the top man in his field.
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I am sorry, Senor Venture.
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- Doctor.
- Si?
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No, Dr. Venture.
What's Mexican for doctor?
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Doctor.
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As I was saying, I simply cannot
write you these prescriptions.
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What? Why not?
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The quantities you have specified are
practically criminal.
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You have drugs on this list
with completely opposite applications...
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you have none of the ailments they treat...
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But I have tripolar disorder.
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- No.
- Oh, come on. Look at this place!
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I realize I am a Tijuana doctor and all,
but even we have scruples.
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I could lose my license to
practice Mexican medicine.
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OK. I see how it is.
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And what would you prescribe
for Alexander Hamilton?
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- Not much.
- OK.
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How about if, say...
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President Benjamin Franklin
were to ask you?
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Hey, I've been thinking.
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Maybe instead of being super selfish
with the money Dad gave us...
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we should try to do
something good with it.
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Aw, crud. Like what, brown-noser?
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Well, take a look
at old H.E.L.P.eR. there.
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He's pretty beat up, don't you think?
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Well, sure. He looks like...
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a dried-out turd
on a bad stretch of road. Why?
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Hasn't H.E.L.P.eR.
always been there for us?
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Hasn't he always been,
well, super helpful?
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Sure, he's great.
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Well, do you see what I see?
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So you want to buy him car paint?
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Leave the thinking to me, Albert Ein-steen.
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Let's get 'em!
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What? Whoa. No. That's not the plan.
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Boss just wants us
to observe Dr. Venture.
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He's been trying to get
that bastard for years...
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and what better way
than to kidnap his kids?
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I'm sure to get my wings if we pull this off.
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Bring the Monarch-mobile around.
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There they are! Go!
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Dad's gonna be so super surprised
when he sees...
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Mayday! Mayday!
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Why?
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Guys, heads up.
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We got company.
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He's got Speedy.
Nail him, boys!
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Finally. Jeez.
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Come on, Speedy.
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Wow. He's really on there good.
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Wow. That sucked.
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What were you thinking?
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Bringing them here?
Who told you to do that?
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Well, we thought that...
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Actually, it was Speedy's idea.
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Great. So it was Speedy's idea.
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Super idea, Speedy.
Where is he?
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He didn't make it.
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What do you mean?
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Brock Samson got ahold of him, and he...
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Samson. Jeez.
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I don't need to hear the rest.
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Poor little guy.
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He was this close to earning his wings, too.
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But see? That's what I'm talking about!
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Now Venture will send Samson
after the rest of us...
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and he'll go totally
sickhouse on our asses.
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I like my ass, gentlemen.
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Samson won't be a problem, sir.
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You... no way. Is he dead?
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Well, this changes everything.
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Without his walking Swedish
murder machine...
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the good doctor will have to do
just what I say, won't he?
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Take them to the holding cell.
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Hello. This is Dr. Venture.
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Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
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This is the Monarch speaking.
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I'm currently unavailable right now...
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but if you'd like to leave a message,
you can do so after the beep.
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Thanks, and have a scientastic day.
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Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
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This is the Monarch speaking.
I have your boys.
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If you ever want
to see them alive again...
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Damn it!
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No!
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Oh, for the love of... not again!
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Wait a minute.
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One...
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two.
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This is serious.
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Brock! Come in, Brock!
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Brock, seriously, this is an emergency.
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Don't screen me.
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Oh, H.E.L.P.eR., thank...
what the hell happened to you?
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Yes, yes. Just...
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OK. H.E.L.P.eR.
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Just get me back to the X-1.
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Where are we?
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You're supposed to be the super sleuths.
You figure it out.
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We're in the belly of the lair
of the Monarch's hideout!
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Correct, clever boy.
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And with you two in my clutches...
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I finally have your father
right where I want him.
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What's your problem
with our dad, anyway?
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Well, l... he's my nemesis, my archenemy.
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I don't think Pop thinks you're
his archenemy.
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Come on, I'm sure the walls
of the Venture compound...
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are practically caked with the lingering
curses of the Monarch's name.
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No.
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I've never even heard him mention you.
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Hey, I always thought Baron Underbheit
was Dad's archenemy.
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Underbheit?
Why, that dime-store Dr. Doom isn't fit to...
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just you wait till your father calls me back!
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That should just about do it.
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Let's see if I'm half the genius I think I am.
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00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:09,567
Good news. Looks like I am.
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H.E.L.P.eR., you are now my personal
walking, talking electric kidney.
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Crap.
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I'm gonna have to find
a more long-term solution.
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H.E.L.P.eR., stay close to me. Come.
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Kidney!
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"No cure."
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"Transplant from a healthy donor
of the same blood type."
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Of course! One of the boys.
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Where the hell are the boys?
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Boys? Hello?
Hank, are you there? Dave? Dean?
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Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
This is the Mo...
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Listen. You boys don't have
any special way...
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of getting in touch with your dad
I should know about, do you?
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I can't seem to get ahold of him.
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We usually use our two-way
satellite-linked communicator watches.
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No. I tried that already.
He's not answering.
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I've left, like, a hundred messages.
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Jeez, you'd think he cared
a little more about his kids.
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I mean, I'm sure
he's worried sick about you two.
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He's probably on his way right now...
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with the whole Mexican National Guard
or something.
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It's just a little further, H.E.L.P.eR.
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What the hell Brock is doing
all the way out here...
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when we need him most is beyond me...
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but he is going to get
a hot little earful when...
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I'm gonna go check on those boys.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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No. I know that sigh. What?
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When we entered this relationship...
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we both agreed that we were both people
who did not want kids.
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I... what do you expect me to do with them?
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I thought their father would show up
in no time.
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Do you know he's never even
told them he loves them?
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You know what I think?
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I think you're trying to compensate
for the loss of your own parents.
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You never talk about that.
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You want me to talk about it?
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Fine. I'll tell you all about
that fateful summer...
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the summer of the monarchs.
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I was a mere eight years old...
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practically a caterpillar
by butterfly standards.
248
00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:32,067
My parents' private jet crashed
in New Jersey's fabled Pine Barrens...
249
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,400
minutes after takeoff from Newark Airport.
250
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,567
Miraculously, I survived.
251
00:15:36,692 --> 00:15:38,817
My parents were not so fortunate.
252
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,817
When I came to, I was surrounded...
253
00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:43,400
by the most enchanting
monarch butterflies.
254
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,983
In time, they took me in
as one of their own.
255
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:47,942
They became my foster parents.
256
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:49,942
These were the halcyon days.
257
00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:52,192
I'd play with my butterfly brethren.
258
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,275
I learned the mysterious secrets
of their ancient ways...
259
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,317
supping as their own young do
on a steady diet of milkweed...
260
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:01,233
thus assuring my toxicity to this day.
261
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:03,900
Then, one fateful morning in September...
262
00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:05,900
I remember because it was
right around my birthday...
263
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:09,025
I was ecstatic by autumn's approach
because it meant the leaves of the trees...
264
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:12,150
would be orange enough for me to build
even more convincing monarch wings.
265
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,608
I awoke and looked
for my monarch family...
266
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,192
but I couldn't find them.
267
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,900
I searched for days, but no sign of them.
268
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,900
It was like losing my parents
all over again...
269
00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:23,400
only much quieter.
270
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,317
So I wandered to the nearest highway,
took the first bus to New York...
271
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,858
and claimed a fat inheritance.
272
00:16:28,108 --> 00:16:31,233
It was only later that I learned that
monarchs migrate south for the winter...
273
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,525
here, to Mexico.
274
00:16:33,733 --> 00:16:37,275
Oh, Tenderoni, that's the only real reason
I've come to Mexico...
275
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,317
to find my foster parents.
276
00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:42,858
My big plan, all that work
I've had you doing...
277
00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:44,817
it was just an excuse.
278
00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:46,817
Do you hate me now?
279
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:51,650
Oh, Sweetie.
Butterflies only live about nine months.
280
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,150
What?
281
00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:56,775
But those boys downstairs are alive,
and you're right.
282
00:16:56,942 --> 00:16:58,150
They do need a father.
283
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:02,358
So you go down there and you love
those boys and never let go.
284
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,900
Oh, Brock.
285
00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:10,942
How did this happen?
286
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:14,692
Where was I when you needed me most?
287
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:20,442
I know, H.E.L.P.eR.
288
00:17:20,733 --> 00:17:26,983
He was like an angel,
my beautiful guardian angel...
289
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,525
and this is where it got him.
290
00:17:36,692 --> 00:17:39,567
Brock! You're alive!
291
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:43,525
It worked! My shrine worked!
292
00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:46,317
It's not all superstitious nonsense.
293
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,892
What?
294
00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:51,108
Oh, God, you're a zombie or something.
295
00:17:51,317 --> 00:17:53,733
I never should have played God!
296
00:17:53,858 --> 00:17:58,275
The folly of it! The hubris!
297
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,400
Boys.
298
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:05,525
Where are the boys?
299
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,650
Double damn it!
300
00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,983
Hank, you said the double "D" word.
301
00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,650
How are we ever gonna get this gate open?
302
00:18:16,775 --> 00:18:20,817
Which one of my special boys
is in the mood for piping-hot cookies?
303
00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:21,858
Get him!
304
00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:24,108
Oh, so you want to wrestle, eh?
305
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,650
No, you don't.
306
00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:27,817
Nope.
307
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,025
Supposed to be right around here.
308
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:33,692
He was really specific
in all those messages he left.
309
00:18:34,317 --> 00:18:35,358
Got it.
310
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,942
So, what's the plan?
311
00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:40,692
How long can you live if you're
not hooked up to him?
312
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,817
Oh, I don't know, a couple hours, maybe,
but they'd be very uncomf...
313
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:45,942
Come on.
314
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,442
H.E.L.P.eR., you drive.
Keep her steady.
315
00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,817
- Wait a minute. Where are we...
- Get in my car.
316
00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:01,150
Quit screwing around.
317
00:19:06,192 --> 00:19:08,192
What the hell was that?
318
00:19:08,358 --> 00:19:11,108
Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.
319
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,525
No way.
320
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:23,983
You had me scared for a minute there.
321
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:27,942
Get his legs!
322
00:19:28,108 --> 00:19:30,442
No fair! It's two of you against one.
323
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,733
I don't know if there's enough
Monarch love to go around.
324
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:35,775
Holy crap!
325
00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:37,733
What is going on here?
326
00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:39,817
Minions! Where are you?
327
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,067
You get the boys.
I'll take care of these guys.
328
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:44,858
Are you sure?
There's an awful lot of them.
329
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,317
They hit me with a truck.
330
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,858
What's all that noise?
331
00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:38,483
No time for questions, baby.
332
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,858
Fire up the smaller escape cocoon...
333
00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:44,150
ingeniously housed inside
this larger cocoon headquarters!
334
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,525
- Dad!
- Dad!
335
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,608
We knew you wouldn't let us down.
336
00:20:56,775 --> 00:20:58,483
Just in the nick of time, too.
337
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,275
Monarch was getting
all creepy uncle on us.
338
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,528
You're the best dad in the whole world.
339
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:04,830
Yes, yes.
340
00:21:05,025 --> 00:21:07,317
Go, Team Venture!
341
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,817
And so your father needs for one of you
to donate a kidney...
342
00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:15,275
so that I can keep on living and doing
the "best dad in the world" thing.
343
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,442
But... which one of us, Pop?
344
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,275
Well, I haven't decided yet.
345
00:21:19,483 --> 00:21:21,608
I know. Rock, scissors, paper!
346
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:25,192
- You're on!
- Once, twice, three, shoot!
347
00:21:54,317 --> 00:21:57,025
What happened?
I thought I had picked rock.
348
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,150
So did I.
349
00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:01,358
And I picked two beautiful kidneys.
350
00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:04,400
I feel freaking amazing.
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