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Yeah.

You know what I like?

A black dress. That always works for me.

Simple.

You're gonna look stunning in it.

Just make sure it's not silk.

You know I hate silk.

You can get a dress made of anything else in the world. Steel wool, asphalt,

concrete. It doesn't matter as long as it's not silk. I hate silk.

Even just saying the word, I swear, it feels like I'm touching it, right? Like

it's catching on my skin.

It's sickening.

I want to be with you in all the pictures.

Actually, you know what? I don't give a fuck about the pictures. I just want you

in my arms.

I want to touch you everywhere.

I want to touch your legs.

I want to touch your ass.

I want to touch your stomach.

I want... Yeah.

Our stomach.

Hey, baby, listen, I got a call on the other line. I really should get going.

So I... No, everything's...

Everything's the same as it has been, you know, and that's why I miss you so

much.

I fucking hate California.

L.A. especially.

It's a city of whores.

Stupid city.

Stupid, stupid, stupid city.

Yeah, wait, hey, yeah.

You know, actually, I think this is a really important call. I do really need

to go, so... Honey, can you let me go?

I... I love you, too.

You're my life.

Seriously?

What? No, I didn't hear anything.

Probably a bad connection or something.

Wait.

What? I can't hear you. What?

Wait, you heard that in Washington?

Shit, shit. Hey, babe, listen. I gotta go. I gotta make a call.

Don't freak out on me, alright? It's fine. Everyone's safe, okay?

I'll have to call you back.

Derek Straff speaking.

No, we don't have a comment at this time. We need to ask that you... No, no,

no.

Look, you're gonna have to call me back, okay?

Listen, call back later.

What was that?

It was the ocean?

Fuck.

God damn it, when you... I'm kind of gonna... Hello?

Hello?

Yes, yes, yeah, sir, it's me, it's me.

They've been calling, but I haven't told them anything yet, so... What?

I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that last thing? I couldn't hear you over the

noise.

Wow.

Understood.

You can count on me, sir.

Absolutely.

Yeah, I can be ready in five.

Okay, so what are we telling them?

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Yeah, got it.

Yes.

Okay. Well, in terms of a timeline, how long can we expect the sound?

Hello?

bad is going to happen, okay?

Not today, not ever.

I'm safe.

Have a drink, all right?

Help your nerves.

Yeah!

Hey, listen, you're not going to believe this. I just got off the phone with my

boss, and he... Stop, all right? Stop it. Listen for a second, all right?

He told me I'm going to be the one to issue the statement to all media outlets

at the same time.

Yeah, me.

I don't know, because he doesn't want to do it, because he thinks I'm more

photogenic. Who gives a shit why?

This is huge for us.

Come on.

Calm down.

Come on, relax.

You're really going to stress me out right now before the most important

moment of my life?

A lot of people have fucking kids.

All right, that's not what this is about.

I'm going to do something.

I'm going to be known by every person in this fucking country.

Ocean is a reliable rising tide containment system. It has protected the

entire country for decades. It's not going to fail today, baby.

I'll be on the first flight to Washington after this. The sound is a

natural occurrence.

They told me it'll stop. It just sounds worse because of how it resonates.

You know, it's like we're in the body of an acoustic guitar. So to us, it

sounds...

Well, I'm a press agent, not an engineer.

So who gives a shit if I know how it works? Somebody else does.

Yeah, I will.

I'm going to be the calming voice of a nation, and you can fuck off.

Jesus.

Hey, Jill, how's it going?

Okay, Derek, get ready. Counting down from five.

Hey, wait, what's the word from Washington? How come they're having me

make the statement?

I have no idea. It's nuts around here. All the higher-ups left, so now we're

all running around like crazy.

Good news is, I think we'll be due for a raise.

Ocean has never held such a major press conference before.

They left?

Okay, get ready. Five. They all left!

All of them!