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This is the story of when Harry divorced
Sal.
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Almost.
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How did they get here?
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Well, it starts with kissing your
ex-wife.
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Harry!
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Harry, are you in here?
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Harry, can you stop, please?
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I feel like an absolute idiot, okay?
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I know. And I'm sorry. No, don't do
that. You are so full of shit.
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You are just another guy who gets me
into bed, has a bit of fun, and then
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goes back to his fucking wife. No,
that's not what's happening. I just saw
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you kissing your ex, so it made me feel
crazy.
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This is ridiculous.
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I don't want to be your consolation
prize, Sal, okay? I don't want to be
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anybody's backup plan.
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But that's literally what this is.
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We said, we said we would be each
other's backup plan. Harry, please, can
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you just talk to me? Why?
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You're just doing what we agreed to,
right?
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What about Danny? How is that different?
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What? I called that off. It's over.
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No, no. When I was on that freaky date
the other night, I saw him leaving the
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apartment when I got home, and you lied
about it.
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So, you slept with Miss Downsifuck. It's
such a double standard.
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I didn't sleep with her. Yes, you did.
You told me you did. I lied.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, shit.
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Now who's the liar?
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Come on, don't do that. I let the Danny
thing slide.
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Wow.
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Thank you? What a saint.
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You know what?
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Forget about you kissing your ex. You
let the Danny thing slide.
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Jesus, Harry. We all marry our
unfinished business.
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We all choose the person custom-built to
trigger the exact childhood wound you'd
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swore you'd buried.
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Then someone brings up some shit from
high school. You didn't want to be seen
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dating the only South Asian guy at high
school. That's why.
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Okay, chill out, mate. It wasn't because
you were brown. Fuck you. I was 16.
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Your type was white, basic, and a little
bit racist.
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And you know what's crazy?
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It still kind of is.
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Yeah, well, no one was lining up to date
the ginger girl either, Sal, okay?
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And you, you were never going to
seriously date me. And you know why?
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Because you were too scared of what your
parents would think if you brought a
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white girl home. Okay? It goes both
ways.
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Yeah, well, at least you fit in.
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That was your priority, eh? That's what
you cared about, fitting in?
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Is that why you get wasted with your
dad?
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It's not fair, ma'am. Well, life's not
fair, I guess.
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At the end of the day, do you want to be
right or do you want to be loved?
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I really didn't mean for any of this to
happen.
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You don't mean for a lot of things to
happen, Harry. Maybe that's the problem.
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Cool. And you're perfect, right?
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No, I'm boring.
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Your words, remember?
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Great. So I'm the worst?
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And you have all the moral fucking high
ground.
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Jesus, why does this feel like an actual
marriage all of a sudden?
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Because maybe it fucking is an actual
marriage, Harry.
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But like I said before, this isn't a
love story.
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I don't want to do this anymore.
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Me too.
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Let's sit down and let's have a
conversation.
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Okay, the rest of my stuff later.
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I want to settle down I want to settle
down Won't you settle
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down with me Settle down Seasons change.
You get used
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to being without the other person.
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You realize life keeps going, and your
heartbreak is a solo venture, like long
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-distance running. And no amount of
people around you can ever make you
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forget that it's just fucking painful.
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It's Lullabot! It's Lullabot! Yes!
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At some point, you start to feel better.
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You make new plans.
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You move on.
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You learn that you're going to be okay.
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And maybe, somehow, even a little bit
better.
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Harry, oh my God, are you okay?
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Where have you been? I heard about the
Sarah thing.
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I quit.
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You can't quit. I quit. I'm done. I'm
out. Is this like a Me Too thing?
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Because I'm pretty sure no one gives a
shit anymore, okay? Blackmail's not
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going to work.
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I can try, right? Stop! Okay, fine,
fine, fine. Just quit.
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Great. Great.
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It's been real, Danny.
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Shut up.
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Because the best love story is always
the one where you step up and fight for
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yourself.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That's kind of it. Yeah.
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Cool. Well, I think that brings us up to
speed, eh?
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So... Sorry, what is this for?
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Oh, it's for my TikTok.
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So I'll tell you. I do a little series
on toxic couples.
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You tell me a story and I put a funny
little commentary over the top. It's
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actually going gangbusters. It's 98...
No, 99 views on my last one. Cool, cool,
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cool, cool.
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You do the commentary, I assume? I don't
do the commentary. I use an AI voice
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generator for that. It's Dwight from The
Office.
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Really funny. You want to see it?
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Is that...
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Does Rainn Wilson know that you're using
his voice?
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This couple's marriage is doomed to end
in a painful divorce.
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Like, share, and subscribe for more.
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That's good. Yeah, that's good. That's
really good.
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Is that legal?
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Yeah, it is, because you signed a
waiver. Remember?
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I'm just kidding. But you did sign it.
Do you want me to get Elspeth in here to
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show you what you signed?
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I'm definitely suing this guy.
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Sweetie, did you hear that?
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That's a glitch in me phone.
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Is that a...
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It's gas, I don't know.
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Okay, well, hey, look, I have in front
of me the official divorce agreement, so
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I'll get you to have a read, and we'll
make this shameful life decision
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officially. There you go.
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I'm just joking. There's no stigma
attached.
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None at all, okay?
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I don't really need to read this.
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I don't want anything from Sal. He
deserves to keep all he has, so... No,
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no, no. Look, take it home, read it.
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I'm happy to adjust anything.
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I just don't want to cause you any more
problems, okay? I really want you to be
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happy. I don't... I've got to ask, from
a moral standpoint, are you two
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absolutely certain you want to get
divorced?
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Um... Yeah.
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Yeah, why?
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Because you two are the happiest
divorcing couple I've ever seen.
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It's starting to freak me out.
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I had a couple in here yesterday. The
woman wanted to run over her husband's
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cat. Do you know how bitter you have to
be to want to do burnouts on a man's
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pussy?
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Oh, my God, yeah, wow.
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Very bitter.
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I'm not bitter, because Sal's the best,
and I would never want to hurt him or do
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any of that.
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Yeah, I mean, I respect you too much, so
I wouldn't do that. Yeah, it's pretty
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crazy. Wow, I am very confused, I have
to say, but you are paying me double, so
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fuck it.
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Let's do this.
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You know how to do this, eh, Sal?
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You've been divorced one time before?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Careful, though, mate, you might break
my record.
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Divorce lawyers exist on the other side
of happily ever after.
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They're the business end of love, and
they suck.
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You got a cease and desist coming,
buddy.
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Yeah, I've been divorced too many times.
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Shit, if I get divorced one more time,
I'll get a loyalty card, which is deeply
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ironic, isn't it?
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So, we're both going to be divorcees.
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Yeah, yep.
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That lawyer was... Insane?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, how have you been? I've been good.
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Yeah. You? Yeah, good.
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Really busy, but good.
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Yeah, me too.
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Busy.
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How's Renee?
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Renee is good.
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Yeah, she's good.
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It's her birthday today. Oh, tell her I
said happy birthday.
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I will. I will.
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I actually, I got a new job. No way.
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Yeah, I wrote this thing and it got
picked up by an international
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publication and now they kind of want me
to do this series about solo travel
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through Europe, like a starting over
kind of thing.
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That's awesome.
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You deserve it.
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Thanks. Yeah, I'm actually off to
Iceland tomorrow.
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You're going to Iceland?
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Yeah, it's this northern lights piece.
Apparently it's mostly dark this time of
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year. I mean, that is your ideal
climate.
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I know, I was built for an Icelandic
winter, like those pinksy horses.
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I should go.
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All done.
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Hey, for what it's worth, I had a really
nice time being married to you.
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Me too.
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Timing is everything.
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just like old time.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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It's been really busy at work and...
Right, Fatih?
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Work. Crazy. It's crazy, right?
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Oh, super crazy.
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So many volunteers, people, gender
violence people.
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Well, Sal met with the lawyers today
about...
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Okay, you don't have to mouth her name.
She's not Voldemort.
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Right. Didn't have to nap at me. Mom and
Dad.
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Please don't. So, Renee, you're here,
like, a lot.
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We need you two moving in together. Oh,
we're going to move back into our own
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place.
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What?
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Well, we can't live here.
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What are you going to do?
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Rent your whole life in a dusty
warehouse?
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When you feel like you've travelled back
in time, and not in a fun sci-fi way,
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That's the moment to put eject.
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I have to go to the bathroom. Sorry.
Excuse me.
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This is delicious.
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Has Vanessa caught?
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She will. You still feeling sick,
sweetheart?
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No, Mum. My article went... Viral, I
don't have a virus.
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Oh, right.
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Listen,
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I'm really sorry about your father.
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He adores you girls, really. He just has
a terrible way of showing it.
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And I know I don't say this much, but
I'm really proud of you.
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Always wanted you to settle down, but I
know that's not who you are. You don't
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need a man to complete you. You are more
than enough.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Did you like that spell, though?
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Yeah, he's a goodie, that one.
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You sure you don't want me to take you
to the airport tomorrow? Oh, no, it's so
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early. I'll just get an Uber or
something. Fine.
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OK.
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Bye-bye, sweetheart.
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Love you. Love you.
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What are you doing?
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I just need a minute. I think I just
hang out a bit here too, eh?
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It's pretty intense out there.
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What's this?
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Airboy convention?
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Babe, we're having a moment.
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In the bathroom?
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It's private.
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We need to talk. I don't want to talk. I
want to have a private moment in my
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bathroom. Thank you very much.
Absolutely not.
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Okay? As your cousin, I am not not going
to talk about this whole Renee
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situation. What is going on?
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Look, she's pretending like the last
five years didn't happen.
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Yeah, and what's up with your shirt,
bro? Renee likes it. Oh, Jesus, Solomon.
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Look, everything has been about Renee
since we were teenagers.
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Look, I supported it when you guys were
married, but if I'm being honest...
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Don't be honest. I don't want... I like
Harry.
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What? What?
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A lot.
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Look, guys, Harry and I don't work,
okay? And we both decided that we don't
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work. We both agreed on that.
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Plus, Renee is trying.
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She made us dinner.
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Okay, look, I wasn't going to show you
this, but you need to read it.
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Harry's written something about you.
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Is everything okay in there?
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Yeah, yeah, everything is okay.
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Fussy is just... I just had an accident.
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I know you guys are talking about me.
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You know what?
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We'll go.
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Yeah. Let's go.
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You stay.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry.
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I know it's your birthday.
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If you didn't want to do this, you could
have just told me. Things just fell back
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into place and then I didn't know what
to say. My corona. I thought I wanted
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this. I really did, but... I don't.
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I think you're making a mistake.
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I married my best friend.
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on a random tuesday not because we were
in love but because we thought that we
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could beat the system what i didn't
expect was actually getting a lesson in
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what defines true love is it fireworks
or is it the person who has your back
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no matter how many mistakes you make hot
tip not the fireworks
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Harry, what are you doing up so early?
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You know Ruby doesn't sleep.
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I couldn't let you go halfway around the
world without saying... I told you so.
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No, I wouldn't say that.
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I'm so, so sorry, Ness, for a lot of
things, really.
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You're an amazing, amazing,
overachieving sister, and you show me up
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in every possible way.
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and I just feel like you've just got
everything sorted, always, and there's
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just nothing I can teach you or offer
you because you're, you know, you're
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just so fucking smart.
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There's a lot that you can teach me,
just that some of it is what not to do.
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I'm really sorry that you're getting a
divorce.
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Yeah. It's probably not that much of a
surprise, though, right? Not exactly.
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But I really liked what you two had, and
I don't think it's so crazy after all.
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I know that life isn't a fairy tale, but
I just kind of, like, thought for a
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second, maybe it could be, you know?
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Cam and I, um... Cam and I are going to,
um, counselling, so you weren't so far
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off the mark there.
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Great. Yeah.
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Come on, man, what the fuck?
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Shit. I gotta go.
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This fucking guy. Okay.
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Yeah. I love you.
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I'm coming!
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I'm coming.
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I'm coming. I'm so sorry.
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Bye. Call me when you get to Iceland. I
will. I can't believe you're going to
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Iceland. I know. I love you. I'm sorry.
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What lady loves to sit down, huh? Can
you... Bloody shit, man. Come on. Fine.
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Hey, put my foot properly, man. What the
fuck are you doing? I love you.
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Yeah, bye, dude.
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Morning.
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Morning. This is in the mailbox.
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Bye, Grandma.
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Bye, darling.
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See you, Dad.
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See you.
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We have to talk better.
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You haven't filed the divorce papers
yet?
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I'll get around to it.
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Mom, I know what I did with Harry was...
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out of character and irrational.
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I see that now, okay? And I know you and
Dad think that Renee is better for our
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family and that she fits our family
better.
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Renee is not the one for you, Bitter.
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What?
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Salman, you're a good son.
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You always put everyone else first.
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When you and Renee were pregnant, you
stayed by her side, and your dad and I
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are so proud of you for that.
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But, Bitter, now I think it's time for
you to do what you want.
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You and Dad always wanted me to be with
Renee.
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No. We always wanted you to be happy.
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With Renee, you're... What do the kids
say?
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Punching? Okay.
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She's beautiful, yeah.
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But Harry?
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I saw how that strange white woman
brought you alive.
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Yes, she drinks too much. She has no
faith. She has an unstable job.
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But she wanted what was best for you.
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And I love her for that.
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Well, none of that matters because she's
leaving, so... I know.
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Okay. So it's time.
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Go get her. Her flight doesn't leave for
45 minutes. I'm not going to the
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airport. Come on, don't overthink it.
Just take your keys and go. Oh, just
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wait. Come on, you need to listen to me.
Take your keys and go. Just go. Now?
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Just go. Yes, now. Go and get her.
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Oh, my God, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
I'm going to do it.
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Okay.
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Don't look at me. Just go.
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Please make your way to gate four.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Harry.
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Harry, please, listen to me.
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Don't get on that plane.
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He's my husband, my ex-husband. Please,
let him go.
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00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,960
Perspective terrorist, ground floor,
departure.
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00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,380
He's not a terrorist. I'm not a
terrorist.
347
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,359
Stop resisting.
348
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,020
Then why were you trying to stop the
plane?
349
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I'm just here because I love someone,
man.
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00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,140
Hey, let him go.
351
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:42,820
Let him go. Ma'am, I need you to back
away. He's not a terrorist. He's a
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fucking dentist.
353
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,180
I'm just a guy.
354
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,710
Standing in front of a girl being picked
out by security, asking her to love him.
355
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:50,510
Come on.
356
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:55,930
Get him. Get off him. Ma'am, I need you
to... Come on, you Satan.
357
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,810
What are you going to do? We're wrecked.
358
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,010
Oh, my God.
359
00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:06,290
Oh, my God.
360
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,690
Ma'am, don't you say this.
361
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,890
I missed your flight.
362
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:34,030
I didn't want to go to Europe.
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00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:35,970
I'm done that life.
364
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:40,190
Northern lights are more than lights, am
I right?
365
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,050
So dumb.
366
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,250
Yeah.
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00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:49,610
I never signed the divorce papers.
368
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:53,370
So technically, we're still married.
369
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,310
What?
370
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,450
This is not how I imagined this
happening.
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00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,820
But... I miss you.
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00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,580
Like, a lot. I miss you a lot.
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00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400
I miss you too.
374
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,300
Look, you always complain about how
you've picked shitty men your whole
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00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,300
life.
376
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,060
Well, I'm not a shitty guy.
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00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:26,100
I'm a good guy. And you're a great girl.
And you should never be anyone's backup
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plan. You should be the main plan.
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00:22:28,590 --> 00:22:29,590
You should be the first.
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00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:35,590
Like when someone makes a plan and you
are the one that... I get it. I get it.
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00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,530
Thank you for saying that.
382
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,870
And I think our pact worked.
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00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:44,810
And it still could work.
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00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:48,890
You mean like, like do it our way?
385
00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:51,090
Yes, I do mean that.
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00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:54,610
Are you two done?
387
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,590
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry, man. Sorry.
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00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,130
Ah,
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free to go.
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00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,590
But maybe next time.
391
00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:10,630
Don't run screaming through an airport.
Yeah, yeah. My bad, man.
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00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:11,850
Should know better.
393
00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,070
Yeah. Yeah.
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00:23:13,210 --> 00:23:14,850
He knows. Yeah, sure.
395
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,130
Thank you.
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00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,730
Nice guy.
397
00:23:18,970 --> 00:23:19,970
Yeah.
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00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:26,870
Want to get ice cream?
399
00:23:28,530 --> 00:23:29,530
I'd love to.
400
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:34,570
Maybe we all just want the chance to
write our own story our own way.
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However it looks.
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Without fate or princes or white poofy
dresses and terrible seating plans.
403
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:46,410
Because nobody ever tells you that
happily ever after is just the
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00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:47,410
beginning.
405
00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:52,410
But that's a story that I, the real
Rainn Wilson, would love to tell you.
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One upon a time.
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