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(buzzing)
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(light clunking)
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(buzzing)
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(water splashing)
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(gulls squawking)
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(light electronic music)
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(rhythmic music)
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(music fades)
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(rock music)
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(bubbling)
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(lighter clicks)
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(rock music continues)
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(inhaling)
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(exhaling)
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(documentary narrator):
Little is known to us about
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the elusive giant squid
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and the meaning behind
the patterns
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of her bioluminescent glow.
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They might indicate I'm lonely
and looking to fuck,
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or I hate you
and want to kill you.
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We just don't know.
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Our next freak of the deep,
the hairy frogfish.
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(coughing)
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(coughing)
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(coughing)
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-(coughing)
-Hoo!
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(both): Jinx.
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(both sigh)
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They also have feet.
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You're the only person
that really understands me, Mols.
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Which we can all agree is weird.
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(traffic whooshing)
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(sighs)
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(distant dog barks)
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Whoa!
(toy): Welcome to our home.
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Welcome to our home.
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(rock music)
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Welcome to our home.
Welcome to our home.
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(engine starting)
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Oh, yeah.
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(rock music continues)
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(whirring)
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(music stops abruptly)
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(groans)
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(exhales)
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(intercom beeps)
Hey, I'm with Quick Things.
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I've got your cheese sculpture.
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-No.
-(laughing)
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-Are you fucking shitting me?
-I know.
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I actually couldn't
believe it either.
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What can I say?
I just make the deliveries.
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No, not you. Sorry, it's this
person with the cheese.
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Yeah, yeah, no,
I'm having some friends over.
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It's kind of a college
reunion thing.
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Dude, this is gonna be so wild.
(giggling)
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Just lots of old boobies
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I haven't touched in years,
you know?
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Just sagging low, probably.
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(Frankie laughing)
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Are you literally holding
a lit joint right now?
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Oh. Sorry.
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I forgot.
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Uh, we just need
a signature real quick.
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You're not gonna believe this.
An unwashed delivery chick
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just showed up at my door
smoking weed.
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Yeah, exactly. I should ask her
where to get drugs for the party.
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No, I'm not worried
about the Johnsons.
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I'm going to evict them.
It's not a big deal.
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I'm not worried about that
50-cent lawyer that they got
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at the Dollar General store.
Are you...
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He's a fucking creampuff.
I'm gonna suck him dry.
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Yeah, Marta! This door.
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(rock music)
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Hey, hey. Dio,
you know it's not finished.
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(knocking at door)
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(sighs)
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-Hey, man.
-Molly girl.
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-What's shaking, José?
-Just taking care of business.
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-Yeah.
-A lot of business
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to take care of.
For example, this morning
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I, uh, I woke up,
brushed my teeth.
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-Crazy.
-Went to the bathroom.
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- Mm-hmm
- I ate a Wendy's Baconator
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last night. I blew it up.
And then I fed Cookie.
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I did some yard work.
And then I went to Costco.
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You should go get pizza there.
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You don't even gotta
be a member.
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You know how there's always like,
that homie in front who's like...
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(voice muffles)
"Hey, where's
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your membership card?"
Not out there,
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because it's not inside Costco.
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It's outside Costco,
but it's still part of Costco.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've been watching the show,
Sliders.
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Do you remember Sliders,
from the '90s?
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But now it's on Syfy Network.
It's not a reboot.
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It's all the OG episodes
with that fool, Brenden Fraser.
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(deep breath)
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It was on the Syfy Network.
Man, it's a trip.
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-Oh. Hey.
-Oh, shit, what's up, Frankie?
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-What's up, dude?
-Well, now that
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everybody's here, Lucia's
been riding me pretty hard.
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Not sexually, you know,
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but like,
she's being all dramatic.
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She's saying that if you
don't pay her by next week...
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-Yeah, totally. No, no, no.
-I mean, abso-fruitly,
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we are gonna have the money
tomorrow, actually.
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We're late. I am so sorry.
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You've been
so cool about it, though.
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Hell yeah. You guys are always
smoking that dank, dank.
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(laughing)
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All right, chicas, I'm cool.
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You're cool as fuck.
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-Let's just be cool, right?
-Hell yeah.
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Rent tomorrow, though.
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(both): Bye, José.
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(light rock music)
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How much rent is enough rent?
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(meowing, growling)
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When does it stop?
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Why'd you tell him
we'd have it tomorrow?
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Did you find cash
in the fridge again?
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No. I just know that
you finished
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that inventory doc
for the med spa.
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Uh, yeah.
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Molly...
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I'll have it done tomorrow,
I swear.
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Okay?
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(sighs)
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(Frankie): Suck on my dick.
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Shit.
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I just did the math on this
and we owe $2,422.37.
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Not including rent.
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Ta-da!
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Be careful
with the brownie, though.
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I made it crazy strong.
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By accident, on purpose.
(chuckles)
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-Mm. Mm!
-(laughing)
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-What is that?
-I put blue cheese in it.
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-Blue cheese?
-Yeah.
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-You're an innovator.
-(scoffs)
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You gotta eat fast though,
because...
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I'm meeting Mike Z
at the Mannequin Pussy Show.
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Did you hang out
with them last night?
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-No, I was with you.
-Remember?
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-We solved climate change.
-Oh, yeah.
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Hmm. I thought
he posted a pic of you.
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Who do we tell about
the climate change thing?
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Like, the government?
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-Um, that's not an...
-Frances Smith?!
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-Hmm?
-Molly, why does this
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-girl look like me?
-Wait, what?
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(cat meowing)
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Wow, the girl is like
exactly you,
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if you wore glasses.
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She's an analyst at
Chapman Chemical Laboratories.
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She's got a real job.
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Cool, she's a scientist.
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You should go anyway
to the show.
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What?
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Who cares that Mike Z.'s
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a douche who replaced you
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with an upgraded
version of yourself?
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-Upgraded?
-Metaphorically upgraded.
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Hey...
(Frankie sighs)
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Who invented the Bongatron?
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When we needed to watch
the Shark Week,
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where Michael Phelps
raced a shark,
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who figured out how to steal
cable from the neighbors?
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-I did.
-And when we got locked
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in the parking lot
of Party City for hours,
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who invented
the parachute of balloons
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-that got us out of there?
-Me.
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So you can't let some
lame-o pea-brain
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ruin your night
just because he found a nerd
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who works in a lab.
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That is not
the Frankie Campbell I know.
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(cat meowing)
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Well, come with me.
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-(exhales)
-I can't.
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I can't, I can't, I can't.
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I got to finish the spreadsheets
so we can pay José and...
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(inhales deeply)
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Josh is coming over
later to help.
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(sighs)
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You know that I love you more
than Josh loves you, right?
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Like if we were both
in a burning building
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covered in pigeons, you could
only save one of us,
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who's it going to be?
Who's it going to be?
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-Wait, no, no, stay on topic.
-This is the topic.
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I need you to come with me
to the show
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so I don't feel like a loser.
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Frankie,
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you're the opposite of a loser.
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Everybody else is...
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just a square weenie
with no imagination.
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(cat meowing)
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-Yeah.
-Yeah!
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♪ Like a dog without a leash ♪
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♪ Now I'm growling
at a stranger ♪
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♪ I am biting at their knees ♪
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♪ If I wanted it
You really think I'd wait ♪
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♪ For their permission ♪
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♪ For protection
and assurances ♪
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♪ That all would be delivered ♪
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♪ And like our fathers did
Our mothers did ♪
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♪ And them and those before ♪
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♪ And you say you want
a difference ♪
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♪ Your honor to be yours ♪
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♪ Like our fathers did
Our mothers did ♪
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♪ And them and those
before The echo... ♪♪
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Does this say
I'm gonna kill Bartholomew?
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-Hmm?
-Who is Bartholomew?
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And why wouldn't
you just go by Bart?
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-Baby, you gotta focus.
-I am.
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-No, on this.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Baby, what's this?
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-Oh, yeah.
-Even though she didn't graduate,
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they just like, keep asking
Frankie for money.
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I think it's pretty rude,
honestly.
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-Wait, wait, wait.
-You're telling me
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-Frankie went to Stanford?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, she used to be like,
really into school and stuff.
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-What did she study?
-Like, the train one...
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Where you invent things...
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Engineering?
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-Yeah, that's the one.
-Mm-hmm. Hmm.
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But you know Frankie.
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She just had, like,
too many ideas
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and a hard time finishing stuff.
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So she had a nervous breakdown
and failed out.
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That's so sad.
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She's really sensitive about it.
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So, if it ever comes up,
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you just act like
she chose to leave.
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Yeah.
She likes to feel in control.
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(loud electronic music playing)
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-(man): Whoa!
-Yo!
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Oh, shit!
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So, you're just gonna
replace me with me, huh?
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Like I'm a fucking
iPhone update.
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-Frankie!
-Hi, good to see you.
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I didn't know you'd come here.
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Why does this girl
look just like me?
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More like, why does
this girl look like me?
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-Yeah, I don't see it.
-I mean, does anybody
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really look like anybody?
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No, it's very, very
weird actually. I don't like it.
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Frankie, Frances, Frances,
this is a coincidence.
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-I barely know this person.
-Hey!
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Oh!
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Wait, your glasses!
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I'm over this, Michael.
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I can't see anything.
I'm out of here.
255
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,881
-Babe, wait!
-Michael? L-O-L.
256
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,967
♪ To save you from the reach ♪
257
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,760
♪ I am spiteful like a god ♪
258
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,971
♪ Seek out vengeance
like the rest ♪
259
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,433
♪ For what they did to you
I will never lay to rest ♪
260
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,862
How very kind of you,
261
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,782
but I'm allergic to roofies.
Thanks
262
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,369
Actually, fuck it,
I'm having a really bad night.
263
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,162
I'm severely in debt.
264
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,248
-(groans)
-I hate spreadsheets.
265
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,084
-You hate your job?
-Yeah.
266
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,170
It sucks. It's very boring.
267
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:44,633
And, like,
you want to be a chef?
268
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:48,012
-For sure.
-But it's hard.
269
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:52,850
Yeah. So I was thinking,
what if you lived with me?
270
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,893
Then you wouldn't have
to worry about paying rent,
271
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,148
and you could just dedicate
yourself to your dream.
272
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,236
-Lived with you?
-It sounds fun, right?
273
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:08,157
Like, you could rearrange
my place however you wanted.
274
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,703
You know? And I actually have
a pretty big kitchen. It's nice.
275
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,417
What about Frankie?
276
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,668
(Frankie): Maybe she
is upgraded.
277
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,919
(man): Yeah!
278
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,588
Upgrade me!
279
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,548
-You can't upgrade this!
-Yeah.
280
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,344
No one respects me
except for Molly. Molly does.
281
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,429
She doesn't waste this.
282
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,014
She doesn't waste anything.
283
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,310
(dark rhythmic music)
284
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,693
(ominous music)
285
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,664
Oh, fuck no!
286
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,585
I'm so hungry.
What if you have no snacks?
287
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,091
What the fuck? Are you a poser?
(scoffs)
288
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,677
Come on, Frances. Come on,
we don't got time to waste.
289
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,970
Frances?
290
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,099
Fucking kidding me.
291
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,895
I am David Barrad. Boom.
292
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,605
Got it?
293
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:25,401
I was hired by Dr. Olson
to give you this briefcase.
294
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,194
Now you need to get this
to Dr. Chapman
295
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,529
as quickly as possible, okay?
296
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,823
Before anybody even knows
you got it. All right?
297
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,200
Inside... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(Franking laughing)
298
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,910
Ow!
299
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,871
Inside is the most important
300
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,373
scientific breakthrough
of our time.
301
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,959
-Do you understand?
-Mm-hmm.
302
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,422
Del Taco sounds perfect.
Thank you. Yes, indeed.
303
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:50,092
-What?
-Frances has the glasses.
304
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,469
Yes, they're these ones.
305
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,887
She's very good at science
306
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,889
because she works
at the laboratory of Chapman,
307
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,183
where she is a fancy-Francey!
308
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,728
-Okay, okay, but just...
-Who you love.
309
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,521
I get it.
You fucking love her.
310
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,231
-It's awesome.
-Okay, do me a favor.
311
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,067
-He knows.
-The best ones know.
312
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,777
Del Taco.
313
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,739
Okay, stand right there
for me in the light.
314
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,490
I mean it's the same
315
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,909
You know what we're gonna do,
we're gonna take you home.
316
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,370
Ah! Ugh. Oh! No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
317
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,497
(Frankie retches)
318
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:24,752
(upbeat music)
319
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,212
Oh, my God. Baby...
320
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,007
I think that this is the best
breakfast you ever made.
321
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,634
(distant groaning)
322
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,636
You said that yesterday
about the mini muffins
323
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,513
with the chimichurri
gummy bears.
324
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,308
Well, yeah. I mean, you know
you can sell those, right?
325
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,226
-(groaning)
-Frankie!
326
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,145
Hey!
327
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,063
I finished the spreadsheet.
328
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,607
I just gotta look it over today,
329
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,193
send it off,
and get that cash-ola.
330
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,944
So proud of you.
331
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,613
Prouder than Josh is, probably.
332
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,698
-Hi, Frankie.
-(cat meows)
333
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,493
-Is there coffee?
-How did it go last night?
334
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,119
Did you, uh, join the corporate
335
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,496
workforce of America?
336
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,248
-Huh?
-What's up with the briefcase?
337
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,919
(rock music)
338
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,466
-It's...
-(sighs)
339
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,220
-Did you open this?
-No, there's a combo lock.
340
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,016
Mm...
341
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,061
(groans)
342
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,522
Too hard. I quit.
(groans)
343
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,858
Come on, what if there's
like, treasure in there?
344
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,985
(Frankie sighs)
345
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,571
Or a kidney.
346
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,741
(rock music continues)
347
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,501
You can open it, Frankie.
348
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,255
(chuckles)
349
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,467
You got this.
350
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:03,892
(determined music)
351
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:08,273
(Frankie muttering)
352
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,082
(gasps)
353
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,001
Wait. How did you do that?
354
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,587
-Science, Josh. Look it up.
-Whoa, whoa.
355
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,963
Ugh. Fucking rank,
what is that?
356
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,756
-Oh, my God.
-God, that's worse than
357
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,092
the time we dumpster dived
for sushi. Dove?
358
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,094
-Ugh.
-Is it dumpster dove? Dove?
359
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,220
-Guys.
-Doved?
360
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,805
GG! No, no, no, no, no!
361
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,391
-No, no, Dio!
-No. No, no, no.
362
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,686
Oh. Ooh!
(meowing)
363
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,149
Oh, gosh.
364
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,986
I think I stepped on this.
365
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,739
Oh, yeah, there's instructions.
366
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,244
(speaks gibberish)
367
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,579
This isn't even English.
368
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,873
Like the horse language
from Game of Thrones.
369
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,375
Uh, okay, so this is Danish.
370
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,504
I picked up a little bit
when I had a Nordic metal phase.
371
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,841
-Whatever, Josh.
-So this word right here,
372
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,969
psychedelisk,
that means psychedelic drugs.
373
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,013
So I think
that's what those are.
374
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:26,266
And this also says a bunch
of stuff about, like,
375
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,645
money, like a lot of money...
376
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,521
and giant squids?
377
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,148
Where'd you get this?
378
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,694
This metalhead guy, um, Dave?
379
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,363
I think he said
his name was Dave.
380
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,948
-Dave?
-Yeah, but then
381
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,200
he wasn't a metalhead.
Like, he was in disguise.
382
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,702
-Disguise?
-Wow, you are really struggling
383
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,580
-to follow the plot here, huh?
-I'm just trying to understand.
384
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,707
So you went to a show...
(cat meowing)
385
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:55,337
And then some guy
disguised as a metalhead
386
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,215
gave you a briefcase
387
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:02,761
full of expensive
mystery psychedelics,
388
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,346
and you just took it?
389
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:06,264
Maybe you would
understand better
390
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,599
if anyone ever liked you enough
391
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,060
to give you a present, Josh.
392
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,063
Molly and I give each other
presents all of the time.
393
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,316
She's hungover. Don't ask her
so many hard questions.
394
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,610
-Okay. You know what?
-I gotta go to work,
395
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,446
so, baby, I love you.
I'm out.
396
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,365
Oh, no... Don't go...
397
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,159
And, um, maybe keep that stuff
away from the cats,
398
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,287
'cause this guy,
NotMetalHeadDave,
399
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,831
might want his stuff back.
400
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:34,168
-Without cat pee-pee on it.
-Bye, Josh.
401
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,421
All right,
I've got it all sewn up.
402
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,214
Okay, I got it to her
last night,
403
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,466
so get it to Chapman today.
Bingo bango,
404
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,593
invoice will be in the mail.
405
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,388
Oh, and I, uh,
sent an additional cleaning fee
406
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,348
because she yakked
all over my apartment.
407
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,684
It was blue cheese.
(indistinct phone chatter)
408
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,186
What? What do you mean
she doesn't have it?
409
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,188
I mean, who the hell
was the drunk dingbat
410
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,523
I gave it to, then?
411
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,401
(indistinct phone chatter)
412
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,862
Fuck! Fuck!
413
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:05,283
Don't you think there's something
a little sinister about Josh?
414
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:10,203
Like, he could be
Rosemary's Baby all grown up.
415
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:13,790
Or like, related
to Elon Musk in some way.
416
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,418
-Okay, we need to focus.
-Have you seen his shadow?
417
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,880
Focus! We have
a very big day ahead of us.
418
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:22,007
What? What is today? March?
419
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:25,510
Frankie...
420
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,180
I worked really hard,
421
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,849
so I deserve a treat.
422
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,477
Think about it.
423
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,355
-Ah!
-I have a headache.
424
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,149
Skeleton hurts.
425
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:42,487
(breathing deeply)
426
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,035
Key word, coupon.
427
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:56,500
I'm like, yeah, of course
I love cooking, okay, obviously.
428
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,502
But you know what happens
at restaurants?
429
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,880
Yelling, sweat, stress,
430
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,842
cocaine, affairs, having a boss.
431
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,427
-Customers.
-Customers.
432
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,845
See, this is what
Josh doesn't get.
433
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,055
He is a customer.
434
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,308
Oh, Josh is such a customer.
435
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:25,362
-No...
-What is this?
436
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,366
(Frankie mumbling)
What? What's happening?
437
00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,992
-No, what's happening?
-No, no.
438
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,078
-What is this?
-No.
439
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,080
What is this?
440
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,124
Frankie, what is this?
441
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,043
Excuse me, what the fuck
is the meaning of this?
442
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,753
We've been coming here
for 10 years.
443
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,173
You understand
we deserve an explanation.
444
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,093
(whispering): Frankie,
there's nothing she can do.
445
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,639
She's probably taking
it harder than anybody.
446
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,726
(crying)
447
00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:01,106
Why?! The Ranch!
448
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,234
The ranch doesn't taste
like this anywhere else.
449
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,737
-Hey, hey, hey.
-You know what?
450
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,366
If this really is our last time,
we've got to make it count, huh?
451
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,203
-Yeah.
-Let's get sad later.
452
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,081
Let's slap this bitch
on the ass on our way out.
453
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,792
-Yeah.
-(sniffles)
454
00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:24,171
Hey. All right,
can't believe
455
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,089
this is the last time
I'm going to say this.
456
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,801
Um, can I have two adult
457
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,556
endless lunches
with drinks, please.
458
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,438
And you know I got the coupon.
(crying)
459
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,400
(tense music)
460
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,694
It ain't closed.
461
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,450
(meowing)
462
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,581
(in Danish): Fritz!
This is the last known location?
463
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:03,960
Yes.
464
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,401
This is where the tracker went dead.
465
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,216
Well, those girls didn't
take it with them...
466
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:09,884
so it has to be here still.
467
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,387
I don't care if we have to shred every part
of this place to find it.
468
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,139
Get to work.
469
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:21,728
(in English): ♪ You are a crazy
living hard in a crazy land ♪
470
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:26,775
♪ Moving yourself out west
guided by the crazy hand ♪
471
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:31,905
♪ The tannest freak around
You need some drier ground ♪
472
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:37,702
♪ And when you can't go up
You know what your options are ♪
473
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:42,749
♪ Let's build a bridge
to Hawaii, yeah ♪
474
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:48,129
♪ Let's build a bridge
to Hawaii, yeah ♪
475
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:53,843
♪ It's dark
and it rains all the time ♪
476
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,721
♪ I'm guessing
not the destination ♪
477
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,140
♪ That you had in mind ♪
478
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:03,478
♪ Your brain's unraveling
the endless travel... ♪♪
479
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,230
(in Danish): I'm sorry Mr. Kock.
480
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,274
It's not here.
481
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,984
They've hidden it or passed it off.
482
00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:11,237
We'll track the girls
and find out who their contact is.
483
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:12,821
Of course.
484
00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,283
(tense music)
485
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:19,453
Take all their crap.
I want this to look like a burglary.
486
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,174
(sighing)
487
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:36,678
(in English): Uncertainty
in the buffet sector?
488
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:40,558
Like, is it just me,
or is everything getting worse?
489
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:45,938
(unsettling rock music)
490
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,169
Did we move?
491
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:14,633
I can't believe
they took Celine.
492
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,264
Celine and our laptops.
493
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,141
My laptop...
494
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,354
-She isn't even worth anything.
-She's only cardboard.
495
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:31,107
-The spreadsheet.
-The spreadsheet, Frankie.
496
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:34,027
Now I can't turn it in,
and I can't get paid,
497
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:35,612
and we can't pay José,
498
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,031
and we're gonna be
out on the street.
499
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,368
Vagrants. Sea urchins.
500
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,287
-Maybe even orphans.
-Orphans?
501
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,914
(car purring)
502
00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:47,207
(sighing)
503
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,000
Should we call the police?
504
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,003
-(spits)
-No. Fuck the police.
505
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,131
-(sighing)
-I'm gonna...
506
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,676
Um, don't call him right now.
507
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:03,640
Josh's vision can be
a little limited.
508
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:05,100
Remember how judgmental he was
509
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:07,019
when we tried
to adopt that skunk?
510
00:28:07,978 --> 00:28:11,731
-Oh, yeah.
-Well, what are we gonna do?
511
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,442
I mean, we're fucked, man.
512
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:15,944
We're two weeks late on rent.
513
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:19,364
We owe, like,
a bajillion dollars.
514
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,866
We have less than
an ounce of weed
515
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,494
and nothing valuable
left to sell.
516
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:28,998
I mean, this is, like...
(scoffs)
517
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:31,001
This is like, an emergency.
518
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,879
(slurping)
519
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,341
Frankie? Are you okay?
520
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,635
You look weird.
521
00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:42,512
(gasps)
522
00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:45,265
We do have something
valuable left to sell.
523
00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:48,935
(tense music)
524
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,687
(Molly): Are you sure
this is a good idea?
525
00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,021
Yes.
526
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,982
But we don't even
know what these do.
527
00:28:53,983 --> 00:28:56,360
Exactly. That's why
we have to take them first.
528
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,031
What if they're poisonous?
529
00:29:02,116 --> 00:29:04,367
Why would NotMetalHeadDave
give us a briefcase
530
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,203
full of poison?
That makes no sense.
531
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,666
Yeah, I guess that's true.
532
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:15,128
Unless you've got a better plan.
533
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:18,924
Something you want to...
tell me?
534
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,470
No.
535
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:28,559
-This is you and me, Molls.
-We're in this together.
536
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,355
Have I ever led you astray?
537
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,275
-Um...
-Cheers.
538
00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:40,904
(music stops abruptly)
539
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,698
(exhaling deeply)
540
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,827
I don't feel anything.
541
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,497
I know, me neither.
542
00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:53,291
-Should we take more?
-No way, dude.
543
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,127
Classic mistake.
544
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,005
(man): Jesus fucking Christ.
Could you please not?
545
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,423
I'm resting!
546
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,927
Is there a man in our house?
547
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,307
(growling softly)
548
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,773
I don't know.
549
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,192
That was weird.
550
00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,779
Are you talking to me?
551
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:24,489
Yeah.
552
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:28,284
(rock music building)
553
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:31,622
(Molly's voice echoing):
Wow. That's new.
554
00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:35,960
So pretty and mysterious.
555
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,964
No one told me
we were going swimming.
556
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:44,009
Ooh! I'm a mermaid.
557
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,304
I have mermaid vision.
558
00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,057
How are you doing that?
559
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,517
-Doing what?
-(deep voice): Doing what?
560
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:53,935
Doing what?
561
00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:56,437
Talking without
moving your mouth.
562
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:57,523
I have no mouth?
563
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:01,568
-Am I not moving my mouth?
-Wait, you are.
564
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:02,777
It's before.
565
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,488
-Before when?
-I don't know.
566
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,448
Never mind.
567
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,451
(male voice): Oh, my God,
these people are such fuckwads.
568
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,913
(Frankie): What the fuck?
569
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:17,834
Dude. I think Dio just
called us fuckwads.
570
00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:19,252
(Molly): Why?
571
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:20,920
Fuckwads? Did he say that?
572
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,381
(male voice 2): Honestly, they
have a lot of explaining to do.
573
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,258
Like why they let
their weird friends
574
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:27,010
take my palace away
without asking.
575
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:29,178
There's literally nowhere
to hide in here anymore.
576
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,055
They probably ran out of money
again,
577
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,515
which means we're back
to eating discount
578
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,767
mystery meat,
which fucking blows.
579
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,769
I can't believe
they're responsible
580
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:37,979
for, like, my safety.
581
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,480
-My diet.
-My well-being.
582
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,815
-My future.
-My fate...
583
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,401
is in their dumb-dumb hands
584
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,737
-Hey!
-These weed heads never listen to Josh.
585
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,072
-I don't like it.
-Even though he's the only one
586
00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,616
who smells good around here.
587
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:51,618
Pretty sure they're
the ones who give us fleas.
588
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:54,037
Basically like snails
in used clothing.
589
00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:55,913
-Wait, where are you going?
-I miss you!
590
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,665
-Wait, I love you!
-I'm obsessed with you!
591
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,459
-I want to cuddle forever!
-Me too!
592
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,502
-Run! Oh, my gosh.
-Come on, come on.
593
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:02,629
(panting)
594
00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,922
Oh...
595
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,301
(both): Whoa! Sea World.
596
00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:12,431
(Frankie): I may have fucked up.
597
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:16,768
-Are you thinking or talking?
-I don't know.
598
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,313
(Molly): Am I thinking
or talking?
599
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:23,484
I don't know.
600
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:32,993
(warped rock music)
601
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,541
(growling)
602
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,379
(phone ringing)
603
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,589
(screeching)
604
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:48,383
-Hello?
-(man): Frankie, hey,
605
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,134
you got to be careful.
There are dangerous, dangerous
606
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,552
men looking for you, okay?
607
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,388
What?
608
00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:55,348
(scoffs)
609
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,851
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
610
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,478
(groaning)
611
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,773
(in Danish): America is losing it.
612
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,985
(light rock music)
613
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,571
(grunting)
614
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,744
-(in English): You guys look like shit!
-Yeah.
615
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:20,331
Jesus, this shit
lasts a long time.
616
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,416
-Yeah.
-(cat meowing)
617
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:22,959
(sighs)
618
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,129
(Molly): Well, at least
we found Bacon Tuxedo.
619
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:29,341
(Frankie): The ocean is just
fucking nuts, man.
620
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:33,720
Frankie. I don't think
we can sell these to people.
621
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:36,889
(inhales)
They're terrible.
622
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:40,269
-(exhales)
-They weren't so bad.
623
00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,439
We just didn't
know what to expect.
624
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:49,278
I bet they'd be
really fun for... someone.
625
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:54,324
We'll just specify that
they shouldn't have any pets.
626
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,620
(Frankie sighs)
627
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,457
We don't know how to sell
drugs like this.
628
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,710
We don't even know
how to sell drugs, period.
629
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,131
I mean, who the fuck
is our target audience?
630
00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:13,135
Dang.
631
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,182
I've got it.
632
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,392
(car whirring)
633
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,187
(brakes squealing)
634
00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:27,191
Oh shit, one second.
635
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,863
(in Danish): I have tracked CIA agents
636
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:37,743
with more predictable movements
than these girls.
637
00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:40,411
-(car thuds)
-Oh!
638
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,622
(soft music)
639
00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:44,416
(car doors closing)
640
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,668
There it is!
Let's just go get it!
641
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:48,669
No.
642
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:51,798
Mr. Kock wants to know
who is trying to fuck him
643
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,467
so he can fuck them right back.
644
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,511
I'll follow them.
645
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:59,555
-(in English): We look fucking crazy.
-We look high fashion.
646
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,725
I feel like you can
see my vagina.
647
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:05,019
Good. You know these
one percent ragers.
648
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,396
We're trying to fit in here.
649
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:09,106
It's kind of quiet for a rager.
650
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,317
(Molly): They're so gonna know
we don't belong right away.
651
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,945
These people do not have
pizza tattoos,
652
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:16,197
and we're gonna get kicked out.
And arrested.
653
00:35:16,198 --> 00:35:18,241
Kind of hungry.
I hope they have snacks.
654
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:21,077
Look, nobody's ever been
arrested for crashing a party.
655
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,703
They're gonna have
tons of food in here.
656
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,415
-Get out of my head!
-I would, but I can't.
657
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:29,043
-(sighs)
-Ow!
658
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,379
(indistinct background chatter)
659
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:34,173
(pounding music playing)
660
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:39,554
(Molly): Uh, is this like,
a Stanford party?
661
00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,514
Hard bail, insta-bail.
Let's go.
662
00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:43,975
-Can I help you?
-(door closes)
663
00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:45,852
Uh, Frankie, there's a guy.
664
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:47,937
Um, fuck.
665
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:50,106
Who invited you to my party?
666
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:53,067
-Jeff?
-Richie Rich?
667
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,486
No one is named
Richie Rich in real life.
668
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,155
Come on,
someone is named Richie Rich.
669
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,491
Hello?
670
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,495
-Richie Rich.
-Jeff.
671
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,916
Oh, my God, Richie!
672
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,794
Did you invite these
weird bimbos to my party?
673
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,964
(laughing)
674
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:17,133
Classic Richie Rich.
675
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:19,427
Someone is named Richie Rich.
676
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:21,429
There's like five people
at this party.
677
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,681
(Frankie breathing deeply)
678
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,392
We don't have to do this.
679
00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,563
-See you on the flip side.
-(Molly scoffs)
680
00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:32,648
(Frankie): Stanford, hey?
(laughing)
681
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,526
I have never heard of it.
Oh, hey, check it out.
682
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,947
Thank you so much.
Who is looking for drugs?
683
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:04,764
What do we have here?
Bunch of white-collar criminals?
684
00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:07,600
Anyone here been
on the Epstein plane?
685
00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:10,561
-You like drugs? Sorry.
-Man, this party sucks, right?
686
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,814
Like, maybe you could use, like,
a little pick-me-up?
687
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,524
-Like drugs?
-There's no guarantee.
688
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,944
Shipping your kid off
to Stanford doesn't mean dick.
689
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:19,820
He could still totally
end up a drug dealer.
690
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,366
Speaking of which,
you guys party?
691
00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,618
-You sick fucks.
-Oh, Sandy,
692
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:29,830
it's not too late for you.
Yes, divorce is a huge bummer,
693
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,333
but your husband sounds like
a sack of shit.
694
00:37:32,334 --> 00:37:36,420
You just need a fresh start!
New year, new you.
695
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,214
New drugs.
696
00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:41,425
You ever find yourself just
sitting around thinking about death?
697
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,261
I do.
Can't imagine how you feel.
698
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,639
It's never really too late
to open yourself
699
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,684
to new and meaningful
experiences.
700
00:37:49,685 --> 00:37:51,686
Ha.
701
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:53,437
You know, people
that don't finish college,
702
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:57,483
they typically go on to live,
like, way more fulfilling lives.
703
00:37:57,484 --> 00:38:00,695
My cousin,
she went to all four years.
704
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,446
She's fucking dead.
705
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,157
-No...
-No, it's not for kids.
706
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,952
-I didn't go to college.
-I have zero regret.
707
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,539
-But I don't know.
-How cool is your kid?
708
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,750
(voices echoing)
709
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:17,211
-Stanford.
-Stanford.
710
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,714
-Stanford.
-Stanford.
711
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:22,049
-Stanford.
-Stanford.
712
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:25,554
(rock music)
713
00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:32,476
(sighs)
714
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,230
(sniffing)
715
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,991
(sniffing)
716
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:50,494
(sighs)
717
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,789
Have you ever, um...
718
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,208
gotten high?
719
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,711
(rock music continues)
720
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:01,131
(video game fighting grunts)
721
00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:13,143
(sighs)
722
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:18,522
-Look alive, short stack.
-Daddy's here.
723
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,151
-So no English?
-Hmm. I got you.
724
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:26,030
I can act it out.
Here we go.
725
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,823
(exhales sharply)
726
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:32,996
(loudly): Have you ever
tried acid?
727
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,749
(gasps)
728
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,125
Oh, my God!
729
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,752
(fighting grunts)
730
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,671
-Just I come to shock.
-Shit. No.
731
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,381
I come to provide shock and awe.
732
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,342
This is not happening. Fuck!
733
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,803
-Oh, my God, dude. What?
-Muscle man. Ooh!
734
00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:50,471
Doesn't feel good, motherfucker.
735
00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,264
Ah, does it feel good
to be destroyed
736
00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:56,227
by a girl?
(laughing)
737
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:59,730
That is six for six, man.
Would you like to go again?
738
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,525
Damn, you are like so cool.
739
00:40:02,526 --> 00:40:04,485
Why are you at
my shitty dad's party?
740
00:40:04,486 --> 00:40:06,195
(inhales and exhales deeply)
741
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:08,322
I'm just trying to sell
these weird drugs I found,
742
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:11,367
but it's like,
it's slim pickings out there.
743
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:14,411
Yeah, probably because like,
744
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:17,039
most people are keeping
their distance.
745
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,458
You know, 'cause it's this thing
he used to do in college.
746
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,962
It like, has not aged well.
747
00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:29,219
-(clears throat)
-Go on.
748
00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:38,477
(glass clinking)
749
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:42,356
Oh yeah, me and my best friend
took those.
750
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:46,652
We had a really bad time,
but you probably won't.
751
00:40:46,653 --> 00:40:49,239
(speaking Danish)
752
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,284
I don't think so.
753
00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,499
-You want to buy it?
-Mm-hmm.
754
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:07,173
Fuck yes! Okay, um,
I am going to have to consult
755
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:09,300
with my business associate,
756
00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:11,427
just like, for tax purposes.
757
00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:13,179
Um, I'll be right back.
758
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:17,391
Okay, I come back.
So stay.
759
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,436
Don't you go anywhere.
760
00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:24,064
-It wasn't just like one time.
-It was like over and over again.
761
00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:26,275
-Mm-hmm.
-If there was a dip somewhere,
762
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:29,612
he would just
stick his dick in it.
763
00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:31,113
-What?
-Yeah.
764
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,489
I mean, like, the man literally
765
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,910
just like could not stop
sticking his dick in dips.
766
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,704
And I mean, it's like, look,
it's super well documented.
767
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,415
I mean, like, here, check it.
Look, onion dip.
768
00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:44,501
-Ugh! No...
-Guacamole!
769
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,587
-There he is.
-Even hummus.
770
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:48,714
-Not cool, man.
-Not cool! Like, look at him.
771
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,467
Look at his face.
You know, like,
772
00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:54,887
I keep these on lock
for, like, insurance purposes.
773
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,764
-Huh.
-Yeah, like, every time
774
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:58,849
he tries to, like, ground me,
I just say, like,
775
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,395
I know where the dicks
are buried, bro.
776
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:06,774
-Tight, right?
-Wow.
777
00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:08,567
I know we haven't known
each other that long,
778
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,527
but I just have like
a tremendous amount
779
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,364
of respect for you.
780
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:16,533
Holy shit, dude.
(chuckles)
781
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,370
This is crazy.
782
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,915
You're a genius.
783
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:28,170
-Genius.
-Ugh, I know.
784
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:30,881
How old are you?
785
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,466
-What?
-(Molly): Frankie? Frankie?
786
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:33,801
Where are you?
787
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,136
Dude? Hey.
788
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,179
-What?
-Hey.
789
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,222
I've been looking
790
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,683
everywhere for you.
What the fuck?
791
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,268
-Hi. Yeah.
-Hi.
792
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,854
I found a buyer.
So let's go.
793
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:47,606
-We gotta go.
-No.
794
00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,400
-I gotta hit the road, daddy-O.
-Really?
795
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:52,278
But you know, we would also
really love to extort your dad.
796
00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:53,862
Could you text me
those pictures?
797
00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,198
-For sure.
-Okay, it's 818-555-3331.
798
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,950
-Don't forget.
-Okay. Okay.
799
00:42:57,951 --> 00:43:00,953
Oh! Yikes.
800
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:03,330
-That's weird.
-I told him I'd be right back.
801
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:06,458
Fuck! Oh, the briefcase!
802
00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:10,421
It's gone!
Oh, Frankie, I'm so sorry.
803
00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:11,922
I don't know
what I was thinking.
804
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,841
I never should have
left him alone with it.
805
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:15,384
I just got too excited.
806
00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,261
Everything was going so bad,
807
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:22,141
and then I finally find someone,
and he seemed really into it.
808
00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:24,435
-Don't worry, baby.
-We're gravy. Check it.
809
00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:27,855
Uh, what am I looking at here?
810
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:31,525
Oh my God, is that hummus?
811
00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:35,571
Say goodbye to drug pushing
and hello to blackmail.
812
00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:38,282
(chuckles)
This is our ticket, Moll.
813
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,826
Plus those drugs,
we sketch us all.
814
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:43,412
I don't know, blackmail
sounds dumb
815
00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:47,375
and like, morally not good.
816
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:51,129
I think I like
drug dealing more.
817
00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:53,714
We didn't force this guy
to stick his dick
818
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,758
in all those dips.
819
00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,968
He made his dip dick
everybody's problem,
820
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,012
which is a totally
cancelable offense.
821
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:02,848
Plus, you lost the drugs,
so we kind of have no choice.
822
00:44:02,849 --> 00:44:05,642
We have to pay José
or we'll become orphans.
823
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,102
This party sucks.
824
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,231
Let's raid their crudité
and get out of here.
825
00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,274
Let's go home.
826
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:16,029
(tense synth music)
827
00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:20,824
(in Danish): They have ingested
the product and been affected.
828
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:23,036
Which makes them a lovely present
for Mr. Kock.
829
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:25,497
Disposable human test subjects.
830
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:28,666
(in English): Didn't we put our car here?
831
00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:32,962
No way. Probably just
a little bit further down.
832
00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:37,674
Hey, Frankie.
833
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,094
You want to talk about
the Stanford thing?
834
00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:42,179
Just because it's been like
a lot of years now,
835
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,723
you know, and I know
it's traumatizing and all,
836
00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,683
but maybe it's time
to just like,
837
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,937
reexamine what you want to do.
838
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,982
Mm. I have a caviar ball
stuck in my tooth.
839
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,193
(grunts)
840
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:03,159
(indistinct chatter)
841
00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:10,041
(gasping)
842
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:14,546
(in Danish): I can't watch!
843
00:45:15,422 --> 00:45:18,257
-(in English): Oh, yep, it's out.
-Yeah!
844
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:20,217
-(laughing)
-You should be MENSA, dude.
845
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:22,219
-I can't believe that worked.
-I know, right?
846
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,595
(chuckling)
847
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:24,805
Shit, dude, I gotta pee.
848
00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:26,224
I had too much of the Vueve.
849
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:30,603
-Me too.
-Come here, let's pop squat.
850
00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,440
(in Danish): I'll take
care of this in 20 seconds.
851
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,568
Time me.
852
00:45:41,114 --> 00:45:42,574
(in English): Ladies!
853
00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:46,743
Did you hear that? Huh?
854
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,539
-Oh, don't distract me, dude.
-I just pissed on my ankle.
855
00:45:50,582 --> 00:45:51,833
Ladies!
856
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,669
Is he talking to us?
857
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,131
Are we... ladies?
858
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,432
(clears throat)
859
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,728
Uh, do you like marijuana?
860
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:15,898
Because we have
a lot in the car.
861
00:46:15,899 --> 00:46:17,484
(chuckles)
862
00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:21,987
-Oh look, there's a cat too!
-A cat?
863
00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,740
Wait...
864
00:46:24,741 --> 00:46:26,575
Is this too good to be true?
865
00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:28,452
Actually, two cats.
866
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,412
-That never happens. Two?
-One for each of us?
867
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,413
Yeah.
868
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,290
(Danish man): Wow,
very fluffy tail!
869
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,919
I think this one
must be a Maine Coon.
870
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,796
-Coming!
-One second, we're just...
871
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,299
(gunshots)
872
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,635
(screaming)
873
00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:47,596
-Was that a gun?!
-Is this about the crackers?!
874
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,307
'Cause I'll give them back!!
Oh my God!
875
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,226
(tires screeching)
876
00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:55,480
(rock music)
877
00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:00,943
(grunting)
878
00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:03,487
Hoo! You two
879
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:06,907
are the dumbest turkeys
out here, I gotta tell you.
880
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:08,200
(Molly): Who the fuck is that?
881
00:47:08,201 --> 00:47:10,202
(Frankie): Uh, that is
NotMetalHeadDave.
882
00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,497
-What's he doing here?
-Um, shooting a gun.
883
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:15,207
Why? Does he want to steal us?
884
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,125
-Hello?
-Do you want to get kidnapped
885
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,127
by the clog-wearers
and hung from a windmill,
886
00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:21,130
or do you want to get
the hell out of here?
887
00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,262
(Frankie): Should we, like,
ask him to put on the radio?
888
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,597
-Hey, where are we going?
-Yeah.
889
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,267
Someplace safe.
890
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,813
Well, we're away from
the guns, so aren't we safe?
891
00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:40,691
All will be clear
once we get to the location.
892
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:43,443
-What is the location?
-Yeah.
893
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,570
Chatsworth.
894
00:47:44,571 --> 00:47:46,281
-(both): Chatsworth?!
-Yes.
895
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,324
(Molly): We are so gonna
get serial killed.
896
00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:51,535
(Frankie): I don't want to die
off the 118.
897
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,079
This is so stressful.
898
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,375
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
don't smoke that in here.
899
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:02,462
-Put that out.
-Dude, this is California.
900
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,756
I don't give a damn
if it's Canada.
901
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,134
Put... Give me!
(car horn honking)
902
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:10,054
-Hey, hey.
-Hey! Hey!
903
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:15,559
(gasps)
904
00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,355
-(gasping)
-What the fuck happ...?
905
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:21,940
-Dude!
-Oh, hell no. Oh, no.
906
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:24,401
-I think I just did that.
-I thought with my brain
907
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:27,404
-and then I did it with my eyes.
-You totally did, dude. It was tight.
908
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,032
-Oh, my God, I'm a witch.
-I don't think you're a witch,
909
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:31,950
but if you were,
that would be metal as fuck.
910
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,578
But it's kind of scary because
what if I curse us by accident?
911
00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,663
You should think,
"I wish Oasis would get back together."
912
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,123
Oasis is back together, dude!
913
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:41,502
-Oh, my God, your powers work.
-You're so fucking powerful.
914
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,004
I'm powerful.
915
00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:46,089
How did these girls
happen to me?
916
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,717
(Molly grumbling)
917
00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:55,475
(brakes squealing)
918
00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:03,190
(eerie choral vocals)
919
00:49:03,191 --> 00:49:04,232
(woman screaming)
920
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:06,027
Oh, doctor!
921
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,529
-Ow!
-Are you...
922
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,490
I'm so sorry, David, I started,
923
00:49:11,491 --> 00:49:14,117
I scared you.
I stubbed my toe. It hurt a lot.
924
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:15,702
-Hello!
-Hi.
925
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:20,625
I'm Dr. Olsen. Um,
where's the, uh, the briefcase?
926
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:27,255
-Um, we don't have that.
-We haven't had it for a minute.
927
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,799
Yeah.
928
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,926
Oh, nej...
929
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,761
-This is a disaster.
-I know.
930
00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:35,138
-This is a complete disaster.
-I know. And there's more.
931
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,640
What more could
there possibly be?
932
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,184
(Frankie): Hey, do you think
he's a bad guy or a good guy?
933
00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,520
(Molly): Well,
I like his jacket,
934
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:45,107
but all this stuff is scary,
so maybe a bad guy.
935
00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:48,402
Yeah, a lot of bad guys
have cool jackets.
936
00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:50,612
-(loud cough)
-You ones,
937
00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:52,698
you took the Blaekspruttesaed?
938
00:49:52,699 --> 00:49:55,242
(Molly): Is she spitting
or talking?
939
00:49:55,243 --> 00:49:56,827
Together?
940
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,995
(Frankie): I think she's
asking us if we're gay.
941
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,498
Undiluted?
942
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,584
Oh, the drugs.
943
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,045
Were we supposed to dilute that?
944
00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:09,549
Ah! Yes.
945
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,884
Yes.
946
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,636
Fuck my hole.
947
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,346
-Fuck my hole.
-I know, I know.
948
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,598
I want you to take my hole
and fuck it,
949
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,267
because it's already
been fucked.
950
00:50:20,268 --> 00:50:22,353
(tense music)
951
00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:26,231
Hell fuck.
952
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,524
Hell fuck.
953
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:30,402
Everything's fucked.
(Olsen grunts)
954
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,113
Listen to me.
I-I have no idea why you thought
955
00:50:33,114 --> 00:50:35,699
it would be a good idea
to take the drugs.
956
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:39,745
You are dumb as rocks,
and you should be dead.
957
00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:44,666
But, but you may have
saved the project
958
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,627
by effectively
becoming the project.
959
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,713
(cheering)
960
00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,423
(laughing)
961
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,010
Wait, what's the project?
962
00:50:55,303 --> 00:50:58,222
-Do we want to be a project?
-Yeah.
963
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:04,019
(Olsen): Let me explain.
I am a scientist
964
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,438
and I have been working
in Denmark.
965
00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:10,859
-Is everybody Dutch?
-Not Dutch. Not Dutch.
966
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,153
-Danish.
-Well, then who's Dutch?
967
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,947
-People in Holland.
-(grunts)
968
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:19,034
-Then who's Hollish?
-No one is Hollish.
969
00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:21,495
I mean, someone's
got to be Hollish, right?
970
00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,079
I'm moving on.
971
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,334
I work for a private company
called the Kock Group.
972
00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:30,129
-(laughing)
-Oh.
973
00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:33,590
And I have been
researching giant squids.
974
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,258
(both): Squids?!
975
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,385
Giant squids,
they dwell so deep in the ocean
976
00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:39,805
that no light can
penetrate their habitat,
977
00:51:39,806 --> 00:51:41,515
so they must have a unique way
978
00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:43,893
of communicating down there
in the dark.
979
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,353
Telepathy.
980
00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:48,522
(both): Telepathy.
981
00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:50,857
Uh, six months ago, a miracle,
982
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:54,361
we were able to capture
the left testicle...
983
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:56,696
-(both): Ew.
-of a young adult male.
984
00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:59,908
From this tissue, I was able
to synthesize the compounds...
985
00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:01,493
(Frankie): Nerd alert!
986
00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:05,205
(Molly): Yeah, like we care
about some squid nut sack.
987
00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:07,666
-From this tissue, the left...
-(David clears throat)
988
00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:11,545
the left testis.
And I was able to create
989
00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:15,550
the drug... Blaekspruttesaed.
990
00:52:19,929 --> 00:52:22,556
-Good job.
-Thank you.
991
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,766
-Yeah, good.
-I thought if we could hear
992
00:52:24,767 --> 00:52:25,976
inside one another's minds,
993
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,478
we could experience
a greater empathy
994
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:31,231
and become more invested
in the common good.
995
00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:35,402
You know, that would be good.
996
00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:40,741
But then I realized
my employer, Mr. Kock...
997
00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:44,411
He was only interested
in developing
998
00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:45,996
the telepathy
toward mind control
999
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,874
and selling it
to the highest bidder.
1000
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:50,959
(Molly): Mind control
sounds really negative.
1001
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,252
Can we go home now?
1002
00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:55,338
Also, I'm pretty sure
I saw them two
1003
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,299
move a damn joint
with their mind.
1004
00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:58,633
(Olsen): What do you mean move
1005
00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,176
a damn joint with their mind?
1006
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,761
(David): Move a joint
with their damn mind.
1007
00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,305
Their mother fucking mind.
1008
00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:06,057
I have no idea, but I know that
they were smoking in my car.
1009
00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:08,310
(Molly): Which rat is your
favorite? I like that one.
1010
00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:10,228
I named him Oreo.
1011
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:13,023
Hey! Oh, you think
because this is California...
1012
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,319
Excuse me, you have mixed
Blaekspruttesaed with THC?
1013
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,237
Define mixed.
1014
00:53:19,238 --> 00:53:21,489
That must be what's
producing the telekinesis.
1015
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:24,200
A chemical reaction
with the marijuana
1016
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,994
that you're constantly smoking?
1017
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,789
-Define constantly.
-Can you control it?
1018
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,292
We could quit any time
we wanted, let me tell you that.
1019
00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,835
-Yep.
-No, not the marijuana,
1020
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:37,130
the telekinesis!
Can you control the telekinesis?
1021
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:40,550
Can you... Here, move this
flask with your mind.
1022
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,844
Go.
1023
00:53:50,061 --> 00:53:53,606
-I want...
-(grunts)
1024
00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:57,817
Ooh! Fuck!
1025
00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,153
(grunts)
1026
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,369
(Frankie): Break it...
1027
00:54:07,370 --> 00:54:08,955
Break it...
1028
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,501
Break it. Break it. Break it.
1029
00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:16,753
(grunting)
1030
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,672
Too hard. I quit.
1031
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,173
It's okay.
1032
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,092
Next time, you'll learn
1033
00:54:22,093 --> 00:54:24,928
to develop focus
and self-control.
1034
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,681
-I probably won't, though.
-We must begin testing.
1035
00:54:27,682 --> 00:54:31,476
-Uh, testing?
-I have to take a blood sample.
1036
00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:33,144
-Uh, no thank you.
-Wait.
1037
00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,230
Hold.
(speaking Danish)
1038
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,357
You did not tell anyone
that you took
1039
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:38,733
the Blaekspruttesaed, did you?
1040
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,903
Um, did we tell...
1041
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:45,407
I mean, a couple people
at this party.
1042
00:54:45,408 --> 00:54:47,450
-Ah...
-But not that many.
1043
00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,577
But it was more of like
an alumni event.
1044
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:53,206
-Ah, yeah. That's probably...
-But there was one guy.
1045
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,249
Ah...
1046
00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:55,875
Who I'm pretty sure was Hollish.
1047
00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:57,168
And when I told him,
1048
00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:01,673
that is when the briefcase
went missing.
1049
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,009
But maybe y'all are friends.
1050
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,553
-You are bozos.
-You are bozos.
1051
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:09,055
-(David): Very much bozos.
-Professional bozos.
1052
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,974
-Jeff Bozos.
-You are Jeff Bozos,
1053
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:14,352
and you have no idea
how much trouble you are in.
1054
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:15,603
(exhales, chuckles)
1055
00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:17,313
The girls are now
as valuable for study
1056
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,149
as the drugs themselves.
We have to access
1057
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:21,568
Chapman's contacts at the UN.
Come on.
1058
00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:22,987
(door opens)
1059
00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:25,530
(door closes)
1060
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:29,325
(rock music)
1061
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,037
Uber, Uber, Uber!
1062
00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,205
-All right, one minute away.
-Okay. Oh no, he stopped.
1063
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,665
What the hell,
is he turning around?
1064
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,459
-Oh no, call him, call him.
-Okay.
1065
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:39,335
(phone ringing tone)
1066
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,464
Hello? Gork?
1067
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,799
-Gork?!
-Huh?
1068
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,386
Ah, no, sorry,
we're being chased!
1069
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:50,221
Goddamn it.
1070
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,600
(rock music continues)
1071
00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,979
Gork, where are you?
1072
00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:01,608
What do you mean
I have a two-star rating?
1073
00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,401
There's actually a very
legit reason for that.
1074
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:06,071
-If you...
-Hello?
1075
00:56:06,072 --> 00:56:09,450
(light rock music)
1076
00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:12,703
(breathing heavily)
1077
00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:16,332
(birds chirping)
1078
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,543
Hey, is it just me,
1079
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:23,171
or is NotMetalHeadDave
kind of a babe?
1080
00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:25,215
Dude.
1081
00:56:25,216 --> 00:56:26,966
Seriously,
he's so good at karate,
1082
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,135
he's got all these disguises.
1083
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,304
-I bet he's pretty unexpect...
-Dude!
1084
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,014
I'm tired of danger.
1085
00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:36,017
Hey, I guarantee you
we just need to hole up
1086
00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:37,769
in the Chill Zone
for a little bit,
1087
00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:41,272
and this whole Kock problem
is just gonna blow over.
1088
00:56:41,273 --> 00:56:43,191
What makes you think that?
1089
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:45,527
I mean, the lady
in the garage was saying...
1090
00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:47,946
Hey, when has anything good
ever come from listening
1091
00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,907
to some weirdo in a garage?
1092
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:52,367
We don't have the drugs anymore.
1093
00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,244
We're not really good
for anything.
1094
00:56:54,245 --> 00:56:57,330
Now we can just kick back,
blackmail Martin Flynn,
1095
00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:00,667
and live in our house together
forever and ever.
1096
00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:03,336
Plus, we have to feed the cats.
1097
00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,630
-Motherfuck me.
-Oh!
1098
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:08,092
(tense music)
1099
00:57:10,678 --> 00:57:13,054
Why is everything so hard?
(windchime clinking)
1100
00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:15,057
Goddamn it, José.
1101
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,060
José.
1102
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,647
Give me one of your shoes.
1103
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:27,945
(toy): Welcome to our home.
1104
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:30,738
Welcome to our home.
1105
00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:33,534
(tense music continues)
1106
00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:42,500
Hey, man, what's happening?
1107
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,043
Nothing.
1108
00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:46,337
I wait for the girls.
1109
00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:51,509
We are friends from cat club.
1110
00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:56,056
-Damn, fancy accent.
-Where are you from? Europe?
1111
00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:58,641
No.
1112
00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,185
My brother's been to Amsterdam.
1113
00:58:00,186 --> 00:58:02,437
I heard they have crazy cafés
out there and shit
1114
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:04,355
where you could smoke
in the café.
1115
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,274
That's like if I went
to Starbucks and I said,
1116
00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:08,943
"Hey, let me get a caramel
frappuccino and a joint."
1117
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,987
Have you ever smoked
California bud?
1118
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,865
The girls aren't here right now.
Come on, let's go.
1119
00:58:13,866 --> 00:58:16,910
I'll roll you a fat-ass J
and you can tell me which is better,
1120
00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,746
Cali or Amsterdam.
1121
00:58:20,039 --> 00:58:20,956
-Come on.
-Uh...
1122
00:58:20,957 --> 00:58:22,790
Come on.
1123
00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:24,209
You ever seen the show Sliders?
1124
00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,044
It's on Syfy Network.
It's really good.
1125
00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:28,588
I watch all American shows.
1126
00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:31,674
(chuckling)
1127
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,676
Oh my fucking God,
you dumb bitches,
1128
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,387
-I am starving to death.
-Breakfast is 20 minutes late.
1129
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,641
-That is legally a crime.
-I can see my ribs!
1130
00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:42,268
-What do we do?
-We gotta get out of town.
1131
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:43,853
We just gotta wait
for the blackmail money
1132
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,272
to come through,
find someplace chill.
1133
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:48,149
Like Guatemala.
1134
00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,818
Dude, we had so much fun
in Guatemala.
1135
00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:53,279
You loved the maracas, remember?
You were like...
1136
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,242
-Guatemala? Frankie!
-I've been getting nonstop
1137
00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:58,994
work emails
for the past 24 hours.
1138
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:03,123
Molly, those were our old lives.
1139
00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:07,293
It's all canceled now.
1140
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:10,338
We're very important fugitives.
1141
00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,382
We're runaways.
1142
00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,550
We're rebels.
1143
00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:18,764
Bad boys!
1144
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,351
Okay, well, Josh is at work,
so maybe we could go to...
1145
00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:25,061
We're not gonna go
see Josh, okay?!
1146
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:27,438
We're changing our names,
we're not gonna tell him the new ones,
1147
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:28,815
and he's never gonna
find us again.
1148
00:59:28,816 --> 00:59:31,776
Frankie, this is serious.
1149
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,111
I'm scared.
1150
00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:34,404
Should I be scared?
1151
00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:38,408
Hey, this is
pretty serious, okay?
1152
00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:41,119
Which is why I think
we should get out of town.
1153
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,579
Oh, don't do that.
Don't, don't cry.
1154
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,665
You know I cry
when you cry, okay?
1155
00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,709
Come here, come here, come here.
1156
00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,753
(Danish man): I go inside now
with the girls.
1157
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,463
(José): Ah, you don't want
to kick it?
1158
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,424
Let's go around front.
1159
00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,259
I'm building a badass gazebo
in the back yard.
1160
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,969
Do you like meditating?
1161
00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:59,762
That's where I meditate,
in the gazebo.
1162
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,389
It's really cool out there.
1163
01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:02,807
(Frankie): Okay,
let's go see Josh
1164
01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:04,892
so you can say goodbye,
and then we need to get
1165
01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:06,269
the fuck out of here.
Right now,
1166
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:09,105
snacks, cats, weed, go.
1167
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,192
(energetic music)
1168
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,471
Oh, I hate to waste those.
1169
01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,891
(Dio): I have some notes
on these sandwiches.
1170
01:00:44,892 --> 01:00:46,476
Hey, what are you...
What are you doing?
1171
01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:47,394
Shut up, Dio.
1172
01:00:47,395 --> 01:00:49,228
Unhand me!
1173
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,813
(GG): Wait, is this like
a vet thing?
1174
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,231
Are we going to the vet?
1175
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,193
(Dio): I promise you
they cannot afford the vet.
1176
01:00:58,113 --> 01:00:59,447
(thudding)
1177
01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:00,991
(Danish man): Hey!
1178
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,022
(in Danish): Why is this closed?!
1179
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,332
(in English): Uh, Frankie, we should go.
1180
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,584
-Trying to get us some tunes.
-Anything but ABBA.
1181
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,586
-I'm so sick of ABBA.
-Don't listen to him.
1182
01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:14,587
I love ABBA.
1183
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:16,381
Yeah, it's just
1184
01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,550
this feels like, time sensitive.
1185
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,306
I think you have to update
your phone, dude.
1186
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,974
Let's just listen to the radio.
1187
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,852
(music plays)
(cats): Celine!
1188
01:01:31,313 --> 01:01:32,439
This makes me emotional.
1189
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:35,149
(gunshot)
1190
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,692
(women): Oh shit
(cats): Oh shit!
1191
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,737
(screaming)
1192
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:42,323
(gunshots)
1193
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:45,284
(Dio): Driving. Frankie driving.
I hate when she drives!
1194
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,786
♪ When I couldn't reach ♪
1195
01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:50,581
♪ You gave me faith
'cause you believed ♪
1196
01:01:50,582 --> 01:01:53,626
♪ I'm everything... ♪♪
(music fades out)
1197
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:56,212
(in Danish): The losers
have escaped with my car.
1198
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,257
They are on the move, I am stuck.
1199
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:01,218
Can you come get me?
1200
01:02:01,593 --> 01:02:04,179
(whistling)
1201
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:09,434
(distant truck beeping)
1202
01:02:09,435 --> 01:02:11,602
(lighter clicking)
1203
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:14,814
(tires screeching)
1204
01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:18,026
(distant polka music)
1205
01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:22,989
(in English): Uh, hello?
1206
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,866
(Dio): Josh, hi!
How's it going?
1207
01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:26,409
I'm so happy to see you.
1208
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,119
-Whose car is that?
-Go inside.
1209
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:29,912
-That's a really...
-In, in, in, in.
1210
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,664
-Okay, okay, okay.
-What is going on?
1211
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,876
(GG): Is this the vet? This vet looks
sketchy as hell, like really unsanitary.
1212
01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,211
(grunts)
Josh.
1213
01:02:37,212 --> 01:02:39,297
-Joshie, I'm sorry...
-You weren't my first choice, okay?
1214
01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:42,508
-There's been a lot going on, all right?
-People are trying to kill us for science.
1215
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,844
-There are Vikings. With guns. Kocks.
-We have telepathy now.
1216
01:02:44,845 --> 01:02:47,472
-And we have to go to Mexico.
-They wanna do experiments on us
1217
01:02:47,473 --> 01:02:49,223
-because we're special now.
-The cats are dicks.
1218
01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,435
-We took those drugs with giant squids.
-Is it okay if we hide out here
1219
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,479
so we can blackmail this guy?
She always likes me.
1220
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,106
-More than she likes you.
-I just don't want you to get hurt.
1221
01:02:57,107 --> 01:02:59,066
(machine gun fire)
(GG): What the fuck?!
1222
01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:01,110
-Guys, get up.
-(laughing)
1223
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,029
Come on,
it's just sound Sound Design.
1224
01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:04,030
There's a show later,
1225
01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:06,032
and this band, they got this
intro where they're just
1226
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:07,450
like, killing a bunch
of police officers.
1227
01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:08,701
(mimics automatic gunfire)
1228
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,870
Oh, dang.
1229
01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:13,956
Okay, how about we go
talk in the office?
1230
01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,458
Okay?
(GG): Uh, what's in the office?
1231
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,001
Why do we have to go there?
1232
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,544
Only bad things happen
in offices!
1233
01:03:18,545 --> 01:03:20,379
(Dio): Hook up
the motherfuckin' treats!
1234
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:21,839
(Molly): Language.
1235
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,633
(Dio): Treat time, bitch.
(GG): I'm stress eating.
1236
01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:25,302
I am eating my feelings.
1237
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,804
-Hey, can I have your phone?
-Oh, yeah.
1238
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,724
I'm gonna start
the blackmail business.
1239
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,311
Huh!
1240
01:03:36,230 --> 01:03:38,189
(sighs)
1241
01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:40,066
-(Josh): Hey, baby.
-Hi.
1242
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,610
So, um...
1243
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:47,156
just want to ask...
Don't be offended.
1244
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,577
Did you and Frankie
really take those drugs?
1245
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,373
(Frankie): All this
is so fucked.
1246
01:03:55,249 --> 01:03:57,416
(chuckling)
1247
01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:02,338
Um, yeah.
1248
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:04,006
-Okay.
-Yeah.
1249
01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:07,343
-Yeah, yeah.
-'Cause I think you just like,
1250
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:10,514
might be having a mental health
event right now.
1251
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,057
I'm just worried, yeah.
1252
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:14,767
(Frankie): We know that
you got freaky
1253
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,769
with those dips in the '80s.
1254
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:19,981
Dips cannot consent,
nor can the people eating them.
1255
01:04:19,982 --> 01:04:22,109
(laughing)
1256
01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,487
-(clears throat)
-No, no.
1257
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,615
Okay, I know, but no.
1258
01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:31,701
I saw them.
There are dudes.
1259
01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:34,787
They have guns, and they're
coming after us for no reason.
1260
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,330
It's like...
I mean, there's a reason,
1261
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:38,959
but anyways, ah,
it's like a whole big thing.
1262
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:41,460
(sighs)
1263
01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,795
-(Frankie): Molly?
-Yeah?
1264
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:46,507
-How much should we ask for? A million?
-No. That seems like too much.
1265
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:47,968
$20,000 ought to do it.
1266
01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:56,934
Baby, you sound crazy.
1267
01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:59,687
Come on, look at me.
1268
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:01,105
Look at the cats.
1269
01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:04,066
(Dio): Ah, you're in a bag.
Look at you, dork.
1270
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:06,736
(GG): You are also stuck
in a bag right now, dork.
1271
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:09,322
The cats are in backpacks.
1272
01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,033
Think about that.
1273
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,411
Yeah.
1274
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,539
Let me take you home.
1275
01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,208
Yeah.
1276
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,961
(Frankie): Give us $2 million
or else. Mm-hmm.
1277
01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,713
And by the way,
it's not even that cool
1278
01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,840
that you went to Stanford,
so you don't have to keep
1279
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,592
lording it over everyone
by hosting lame
1280
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:32,303
alumni events
with too much cheese.
1281
01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:34,055
Delete the last part.
1282
01:05:34,056 --> 01:05:36,307
Okay.
1283
01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:41,187
(Molly): Frankie, I am not
going to Guatemala.
1284
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:42,438
What?
1285
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,523
I think those drugs
really fucked us up,
1286
01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:46,150
made us paranoid and stuff.
1287
01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:48,778
I just need to get some sleep.
You should too.
1288
01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:50,489
Josh is gonna take me home now.
1289
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,867
You, what did you say to her?
1290
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,577
Guys, what the fuck is going on?
1291
01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:58,454
-Sorry.
-I can't even believe
1292
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,915
you're considering
ditching me right now.
1293
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:04,585
Ditching me, when really,
this is all your fault.
1294
01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:05,670
My fault?
1295
01:06:05,671 --> 01:06:07,922
I mean, you were the one
that forced me
1296
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:10,466
to go to the Mannequin Pussy
show all by myself.
1297
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,677
And you didn't have
the rent money, dude.
1298
01:06:12,678 --> 01:06:15,012
Well, I would have had money
for the rent
1299
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:18,265
-if my laptop hadn't gone stolen.
-And you lost the briefcase. Ha!
1300
01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:19,266
-Oh...
-(scoffs)
1301
01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:22,853
So I guess if you think about it, I'd be
like completely fine if it wasn't for you.
1302
01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:24,980
And it's probably for the best
that you were just gonna
1303
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,109
move in with Josh
and not even tell me about it.
1304
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,034
I hadn't decided yet.
1305
01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:38,953
Well, I think you should.
1306
01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:40,413
I was gonna suggest it myself.
1307
01:06:40,414 --> 01:06:43,290
In fact, I think
it's become clear
1308
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,669
that you've been
holding me back.
1309
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:49,880
I've been holding you back?
1310
01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:53,217
(laughing)
1311
01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:55,094
(GG): Oh, fuck,
she did the scary laugh.
1312
01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:57,012
Guys, I didn't want to imply
1313
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,681
that anybody's holding
anybody back.
1314
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:01,392
-You both love each other.
-You know what, Frankie?
1315
01:07:01,393 --> 01:07:05,062
I have gone along with every
one of your fuckwad ideas.
1316
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,606
Let's set off fireworks
in Andy Sigal's living room.
1317
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,734
Hmm? Let's have a contest to see
1318
01:07:09,735 --> 01:07:11,819
who can drink the most
5-Hour Energies.
1319
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:15,448
-You won that contest!
-Nobody won that contest.
1320
01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,992
But the truth is that
1321
01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:21,328
ever since you failed
out of Stanford,
1322
01:07:21,329 --> 01:07:24,790
you have no focus and no goals,
1323
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,751
and you quit everything
that's hard
1324
01:07:26,752 --> 01:07:28,335
because you're scared
that if you ever actually
1325
01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:31,756
tried at anything,
you'd fail again.
1326
01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:35,468
-You are...
-lazy and delusional.
1327
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,595
(gasps)
If it wasn't for me,
1328
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:39,346
they would find you
buried under the debt
1329
01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:41,432
of a million kitchen appliances
1330
01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,226
pretending to be a chef,
and we all know
1331
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,899
you're just
a stoned girl in a house.
1332
01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,778
You sabotaged me
1333
01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:57,448
because you don't want to be
a fuck-up alone.
1334
01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:00,576
I am tired of being
dragged down with you.
1335
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:04,206
So if we don't get
murdered first...
1336
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,750
I am going to move out.
1337
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:10,878
Great. What a relief.
1338
01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,797
Then I could just
get back on track.
1339
01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:15,591
-Yeah.
-Back on the track to success!
1340
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:16,968
(tense music)
1341
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,011
(in Danish): I apologize, Mr. Kock.
1342
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:21,013
We're picking up the lab rats now.
1343
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,374
Olsen fled the lab so backup is meeting us
at the warehouse.
1344
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,519
See you at the dock.
1345
01:08:27,813 --> 01:08:30,649
I'm tired of chasing these bongloads.
1346
01:08:30,982 --> 01:08:32,150
This is game over.
1347
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:35,820
(gunshots)
1348
01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:38,614
-(in English): What the hell?!
-Come on, babe, let's go.
1349
01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,241
It's just the intro
for the band.
1350
01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:42,701
You were the one that told us
that in the first place.
1351
01:08:42,702 --> 01:08:44,954
Yeah, but soundcheck's over.
1352
01:08:44,955 --> 01:08:46,580
-Josh.
-(Dio): Josh!
1353
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,500
-Josh?
-I knew we could trust Josh.
1354
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,294
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-(in Danish): Get back. Get back.
1355
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,088
-(in English): Whatever's going on...
-Fritz!
1356
01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:57,758
-We can figure it out.
-Stand by the wall, hands up.
1357
01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,552
Get moving.
1358
01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:01,554
You're such a fucking loser,
Frankie.
1359
01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:03,347
Here we go again.
1360
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:04,474
(Josh): Molly.
1361
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:05,934
(in Danish): Bind him fast.
1362
01:09:07,102 --> 01:09:09,395
(GG, in English): You can shoot them,
but not me.
1363
01:09:09,396 --> 01:09:11,313
Whatever they did,
I had nothing to do with it!
1364
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,190
(Dio): You are such
a fucking pussy, man.
1365
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:14,441
Yeah, well, you're a dumbass.
1366
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:16,402
-You're a bitch.
-Oh!
1367
01:09:16,403 --> 01:09:18,821
-Oh, you're a bitch.
-Oh, you're a double bitch.
1368
01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:20,322
Hey, hey, watch, watch the cat.
1369
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:22,199
(GG): Wait, Dio,
I'm sorry I talked shit.
1370
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,369
Where are you going?
Please don't leave me.
1371
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:33,335
Hello, I must speak
with DeeDee at once. Ah!
1372
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:35,004
This is so freaky.
What the fuck?
1373
01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:38,048
You look like the other one.
You are the other one.
1374
01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:39,467
What the fuck?
1375
01:09:41,887 --> 01:09:43,304
Astrid?
1376
01:09:43,305 --> 01:09:46,390
Yes, we have problems.
1377
01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:50,854
(tense rhythmic music)
1378
01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:19,715
Molly!
1379
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:21,175
(GG): I want to go home.
1380
01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:23,929
(Dio): Yeah, I'll give you this one.
This actually is scary.
1381
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:27,473
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1382
01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,308
Okay, you want the vom,
you'll get the vom.
1383
01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:31,686
Uh, fuck you?
1384
01:10:36,191 --> 01:10:37,775
(handcuffs rattling)
1385
01:10:37,776 --> 01:10:39,652
Ow, ow.
1386
01:10:39,653 --> 01:10:41,320
(trumpeting ringtone)
1387
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:42,614
No, no, no.
1388
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,910
-Hey!
-Hey, that could've been Josh.
1389
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:51,580
(in Danish): You may have had fun
dragging us all over this smoggy,
1390
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:53,667
disgusting town.
1391
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:57,045
But I cannot oversell how fucked you are.
1392
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,258
-(laughing)
-"Lino."
1393
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:06,136
(in English): I still don't
understand Hollish,
1394
01:11:06,137 --> 01:11:08,055
but I just want to put it
out there
1395
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:11,016
that I know we haven't been
on the same page,
1396
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,226
and I'm really sorry.
1397
01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:14,937
But I see you and I hear you,
1398
01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:16,146
and I'm gonna try really hard
1399
01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:18,108
to make better choices
in the future.
1400
01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:21,820
(in Danish): Shut the fuck up!
1401
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,543
(Molly): Frankie?
1402
01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,505
(GG, in English): Hello? I'm sideways!
1403
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:44,717
So we're gonna go by boat?
1404
01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,844
-Yes.
-How long does that take?
1405
01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:49,763
We're gonna take a small boat,
and then we'll take a big boat.
1406
01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:51,515
-Little boat, big boat.
-Yes,
1407
01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:54,184
-and it'll take about two weeks.
-Shh!
1408
01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,103
Mmm...
1409
01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:58,565
My bag smells like a dispensary.
1410
01:12:00,275 --> 01:12:04,570
-Can I have a snack first?
-Hungry. Snack.
1411
01:12:04,571 --> 01:12:05,946
(chomping)
1412
01:12:05,947 --> 01:12:08,323
I have brownies in my backpack.
1413
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,160
Brownies are in my backpack.
1414
01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:13,162
Can I... Oh, please!
(straining)
1415
01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:15,873
I can't reach them.
I can't reach.
1416
01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:19,543
Please, go it for me. Please!
Do anything for brownies.
1417
01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:21,254
(in Danish): What's the harm?
1418
01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:24,757
(in English): Um, no. No way. Frankie,
1419
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,967
do not let this weird
foreigner jostle me.
1420
01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:28,053
Don't jostle the cat.
1421
01:12:28,803 --> 01:12:31,597
-He's touching my hair!
-He's giving me his germs!
1422
01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:32,557
Thank you.
1423
01:12:32,558 --> 01:12:35,059
Mmm!
(gasps)
1424
01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:37,978
Oh! So excited!
These are so good!
1425
01:12:37,979 --> 01:12:40,106
Dude. Mmm!
1426
01:12:41,483 --> 01:12:43,902
Molly's a genius. Blue cheese.
1427
01:12:45,153 --> 01:12:48,363
Mmm! Yes!
(gasps)
1428
01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:52,618
Mmm... Oh, you, uh...
1429
01:12:52,619 --> 01:12:55,204
Do you want some of this?
1430
01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:56,914
I'll share.
1431
01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:58,582
(trumpeting ringtone)
1432
01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,501
Oh, come on, little buddy.
1433
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:03,837
Oh, you can do it.
Come on, you're so close.
1434
01:13:03,838 --> 01:13:06,508
(grunting)
1435
01:13:08,635 --> 01:13:11,136
(Dio laughs)
1436
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:12,805
No, seriously, I think it like,
1437
01:13:12,806 --> 01:13:15,307
moved an inch that time.
Very, very close.
1438
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:16,600
You know what, Dio,
1439
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,352
if you don't have
anything helpful to say,
1440
01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,771
just don't say anything, okay?
Thank you.
1441
01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:22,064
(trumpeting ringtone)
1442
01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:23,607
-Ugh!
-Oh, that's right,
1443
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:26,401
give up on this just like
you give up on your dreams.
1444
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,987
This is a metaphor!
1445
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:31,657
(laughing)
1446
01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:33,867
I can't understand you!
1447
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,578
One time Axel got drunk
1448
01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:39,957
and then he peed
on our coworker.
1449
01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:42,876
Then he blamed it on, on a...
1450
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,462
Ah... You don't have
a version in the US.
1451
01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:49,716
It's like a very dense bread,
with pickled fish.
1452
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:51,802
-Ah.
-We say we like it,
1453
01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:55,681
but I don't know,
does anyone really like it?
1454
01:13:55,682 --> 01:13:59,893
I... I think I need to rest.
1455
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,854
I-I need...
1456
01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:03,981
(groaning)
1457
01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,524
Fucking lightweights.
1458
01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:07,026
(relieved exhale)
1459
01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,530
Okay...
1460
01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:13,073
Okay...
1461
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,783
Weed, weed, weed, weed,
weed, weed, weed.
1462
01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,203
Weed, weed, weed, weed, weed,
weed, weed. Telekinesis!
1463
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:21,749
(grunting)
1464
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:25,669
Focus! Frankie, focus!
1465
01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:29,256
(synth music builds)
1466
01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:30,633
Telekeniss... Ah!
1467
01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:33,969
Oh! Yo!
1468
01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:35,470
(GG meowing)
1469
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,681
Yo...
1470
01:14:39,309 --> 01:14:42,060
Molly!
1471
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,813
Molly, can you hear me?
1472
01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:48,525
Why did Molly have to make
those brownies so fucked up?
1473
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,236
Does anyone need
to be this high?
1474
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,030
(GG): You are driving this
backpack under the influence,
1475
01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:56,075
and I'm actively at risk
with no agency at all.
1476
01:14:57,744 --> 01:14:59,996
(sigh)
GG...
1477
01:15:01,623 --> 01:15:06,335
You need to go find Molly
1478
01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,045
and tell me how to get there.
1479
01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:09,838
(GG laughing)
1480
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,632
Absolutely fucking not.
1481
01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,800
-Now you listen to me, fuckwad.
-Oi!
1482
01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:16,428
I've done everything for you,
literally your entire life.
1483
01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:19,348
I've fed you,
I've cleaned up your shit,
1484
01:15:19,349 --> 01:15:20,807
I provided catnip
and a palatial estate
1485
01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:21,892
without asking
for anything back.
1486
01:15:21,893 --> 01:15:23,518
-Objection!
-And now's your time
1487
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,811
to return the favor.
1488
01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:26,730
Molly and Dio need us.
1489
01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:29,191
-Still no.
-(gasps)
1490
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:32,027
-GG, come on!
-You come on.
1491
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:33,820
This is your chance.
1492
01:15:33,821 --> 01:15:36,365
This is your chance to prove
to Dio
1493
01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:39,285
-that you're not a quitter.
-Yes, I am.
1494
01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:43,664
(in Danish): Okay,
let's move. The boat is...
1495
01:15:43,665 --> 01:15:45,415
(snoring)
1496
01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:47,293
No. No, no!
1497
01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,419
No! No!
1498
01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,796
What the fuck is this?
1499
01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:54,424
(GG, in English): Oh, my God, I'm so scared.
This is a nightmare, an actual nightmare.
1500
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,426
I'm going to report you
to PETA for this.
1501
01:15:56,427 --> 01:15:58,637
(Frankie): I think that fear
might be holding us back.
1502
01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:00,555
Fear is my most useful quality.
1503
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,349
It has saved me
from stranger danger,
1504
01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:05,936
catnapping, owls, the vacuum!
1505
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:07,896
I believe in you, GG.
1506
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,774
I know we're not just
a selfish fraidy cat.
1507
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,693
-Yes, I am.
-No, we're not!
1508
01:16:12,694 --> 01:16:14,403
-Yes, I am.
-We are not!
1509
01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:15,570
Yes, I am.
1510
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,364
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
1511
01:16:17,365 --> 01:16:19,700
No, I'm not!
1512
01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,868
-Oh, GG, God.
-I have balls.
1513
01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:25,455
I have chutzpah. Look at me!
1514
01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:27,916
I'm flying! I'm brave!
1515
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,960
I'm basically Vin Diesel!
1516
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:33,380
You can tell Dio he's the pussy
and I'm the hero!
1517
01:16:33,381 --> 01:16:35,090
That's my kitty!
1518
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:36,509
(in Danish): Are you fucking high?
1519
01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:39,429
Come on. Come the fuck on.
1520
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,556
Where the fuck are the girls?
1521
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,143
(gunshot)
(in English): Ah! Fuck this.
1522
01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:48,521
You're on your own.
Thanks for the memories.
1523
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:50,314
(in Danish): The kitty!
1524
01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:51,316
It's getting away!
1525
01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:56,069
(Molly, in English): I never should've
said that stuff to Frankie.
1526
01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:57,696
That was so mean
1527
01:16:57,697 --> 01:17:01,283
and clearly a projection
of my own fears of failure.
1528
01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:04,161
We're partners, soulmates.
1529
01:17:04,162 --> 01:17:08,415
She's the Bert to my Ernie.
The Hall to my Oates.
1530
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,667
(Dio): I think we can likely
trace your fear of restaurants
1531
01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,419
to too many episodes
of Kitchen Nightmares,
1532
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:16,465
but for every Gordon Ramsay,
there's a Bobby Flay.
1533
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,508
Josh just wants
what's best for us.
1534
01:17:18,509 --> 01:17:20,636
(Frankie): Shut up, Dio.
1535
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,306
I've come to rescue you, dude!
1536
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:25,640
Oh, my God!
1537
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:27,059
(Dio): Oh, we're fucked.
We're so fucked.
1538
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,769
And give you
this fucked up brownie
1539
01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:31,855
that gives you superpowers
because you are my girl.
1540
01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:33,106
Oh, my God.
1541
01:17:33,107 --> 01:17:34,941
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
1542
01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:36,401
This is the happiest
I've ever been.
1543
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,945
Get off her!
1544
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,369
Where's Josh? I want Josh
to rescue me instead.
1545
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:47,329
-(trumpeting ringtone)
-Dude, some jabroni
1546
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:49,331
has been calling me
over and over and over again
1547
01:17:49,332 --> 01:17:50,707
like some psycho torture shit.
1548
01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:53,085
Come on Dio,
let's go find GG, buddy.
1549
01:17:53,086 --> 01:17:54,461
You're gonna love Guatemala.
1550
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:55,921
We're never gonna get there.
1551
01:17:55,922 --> 01:18:00,592
Um, dude, did you send
that blackmail letter
1552
01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,511
for Martin Flynn
from my email address?
1553
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:04,179
Because his lawyer sounds mad.
1554
01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,014
Like super, super, super mad.
1555
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:09,184
I didn't actually think that plan out
super thoroughly at the time.
1556
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,437
-Fuck!
-Motherfuck!
1557
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:18,027
Oh, God! Molly, I'm so sorry.
1558
01:18:20,488 --> 01:18:23,157
I really thought
I could get us out of here.
1559
01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:30,206
(Dio): I knew it.
I knew you no Guatemala.
1560
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,834
Dio?
1561
01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,505
You're a California guy.
1562
01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,424
You don't want to learn Dutch.
1563
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:42,175
And you'll be safer here, okay?
1564
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:44,302
That is true.
1565
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,388
-I love you.
-This is tough love, dude.
1566
01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,181
It hurts me more
than it hurts you.
1567
01:18:48,182 --> 01:18:50,017
Bye. No, don't eat that.
1568
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,938
-I'm rooting for you, though.
-Good luck in the lab!
1569
01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:57,065
(distant shouting)
1570
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,317
Oh, my God...
1571
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:00,360
(shouting)
1572
01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:03,530
(rhythmic synth music)
1573
01:19:03,531 --> 01:19:05,366
(grunting)
1574
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:09,662
(shouting)
1575
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:14,791
(grunting, thudding)
1576
01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,835
-Oh!
-Man!
1577
01:19:16,836 --> 01:19:18,588
(grunting)
1578
01:19:20,548 --> 01:19:21,632
(thudding)
1579
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:24,844
(punches landing)
1580
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,598
You coming?
1581
01:19:30,016 --> 01:19:31,892
-Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah.
1582
01:19:31,893 --> 01:19:34,228
(breathing heavily)
1583
01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:36,188
(in Danish): I don't feel well!
1584
01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:37,981
-(in English): Run.
-Oh, okay.
1585
01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:39,357
(gunshots)
1586
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:41,026
(screaming)
1587
01:19:41,027 --> 01:19:43,778
(panting)
1588
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,780
(gasping)
1589
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,618
-Our stuff!
-Those thieving motherfucks!
1590
01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:53,372
Come on!
1591
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:57,542
(gunshots, screaming)
1592
01:19:57,543 --> 01:19:58,543
(in Danish): Over here!
1593
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,713
Come on, come on!
1594
01:20:01,339 --> 01:20:03,924
(breathing heavily)
1595
01:20:03,925 --> 01:20:06,969
(tense rhythmic music)
1596
01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:12,350
(grunting)
1597
01:20:24,612 --> 01:20:25,613
Hello?
1598
01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:29,825
If we can't have you alive,
we will have you dead!
1599
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,079
Shoot!
1600
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,163
(gunshots)
(machine gunfire)
1601
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:37,208
(screaming)
1602
01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:44,798
(in English): Here, take this gun.
1603
01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:46,550
-Oh, no.
-What do you mean, no?
1604
01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:49,177
-I'm not even allowed to use the oven.
-I can't have a gun!
1605
01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:51,221
-Oh, my God.
-All right, here, you take it.
1606
01:20:51,222 --> 01:20:53,306
-Also no.
-What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
1607
01:20:53,307 --> 01:20:55,100
Dude, guns are such a bad vibe.
1608
01:20:55,101 --> 01:20:56,518
I've signed like 100 petitions.
1609
01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,562
Murder? We're not gonna
do murder, dude. I'm sorry.
1610
01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:01,022
-No, fuck the NRA.
-Gun control now.
1611
01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:03,024
-Okay, okay.
-Do you two want to be
1612
01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,901
turned into some
weird herring-type dip sauce
1613
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:07,028
with mayonnaise in it and shit?
Is that what you want?
1614
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,989
-No!
-Take the gun.
1615
01:21:08,990 --> 01:21:10,199
No!
1616
01:21:11,325 --> 01:21:12,909
(machine gunfire)
1617
01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:14,453
(screaming)
1618
01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:18,165
(panting)
1619
01:21:20,334 --> 01:21:22,587
-Don't go over there.
-Don't, Do not go.
1620
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,757
-Oh, my God!
-No, no.
1621
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,429
(gunfire)
1622
01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:36,600
-Oh...
-Oh...
1623
01:21:36,601 --> 01:21:39,854
(soft music)
1624
01:21:47,111 --> 01:21:50,823
(rhythmic music builds)
1625
01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,160
(screaming)
1626
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,829
(thud)
1627
01:21:58,623 --> 01:22:00,498
(laughing)
1628
01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:02,585
(both): We're weed witches.
1629
01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:06,005
Fuck this violent bullshit.
1630
01:22:07,757 --> 01:22:09,216
Why are you guys like this?
1631
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,179
So aggro and intense and dark.
1632
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:16,973
Did the tooth fairy not come?
1633
01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:19,559
(screaming)
1634
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,396
Did your mom give you
a lame haircut?
1635
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:26,859
Maybe you'd be happier
if you wore socks.
1636
01:22:28,778 --> 01:22:31,656
You are what we call a buzzkill.
1637
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,742
But now you will have fun.
1638
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,496
Whether you like it or not.
1639
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,705
Bro.
1640
01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:43,083
(both): Nobody likes a guy
with a gun
1641
01:22:43,084 --> 01:22:45,251
chugging Haterade
and shooting stuff
1642
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,004
and bumming everyone out.
1643
01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:51,383
(shouting)
1644
01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:53,385
-Nobody likes that guy.
-Yeah!
1645
01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,679
(in Danish): It's just a job?
1646
01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:01,435
(Molly and Frankie, in English):
You could be partying.
1647
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:04,355
You could be eating tacos.
1648
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:07,565
You could be napping!
1649
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:09,568
(rock music)
1650
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:19,744
You could love someone.
1651
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:22,832
You could have a best friend.
1652
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,878
(grunting)
1653
01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:32,298
Frankie. No, no, no,
no, no. Get up. Get up.
1654
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:36,511
You're okay. You're okay.
Okay. You're alive. Cool.
1655
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,931
Oh. Hello.
1656
01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:43,769
Whoa, okay, back up,
back up, back up, back up.
1657
01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,105
You good?
1658
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:48,690
Is it that weird
that I would think
1659
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,818
that you'd want to kiss me?
I can move things with my mind.
1660
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,236
(laughing)
1661
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,155
No, Frankie,
you don't understand.
1662
01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:57,657
You a hot-ass mess, girl.
It would not happen.
1663
01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:59,826
Truly. Honestly.
Not a chance.
1664
01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:01,203
(in Danish): The idiot is mine!
1665
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,371
(in English): No!
1666
01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,749
(whimpering)
1667
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:08,209
-It's not working anymore.
-I'm all out of brownie.
1668
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:10,290
(Molly): Frankie, I'm so scared.
I don't want to die.
1669
01:24:12,882 --> 01:24:15,259
(in Danish): If you come closer,
I'll blow her brains out.
1670
01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:19,013
(in English): Hey,
1671
01:24:23,601 --> 01:24:26,603
-Take me instead.
-What? No, Frankie, no.
1672
01:24:26,604 --> 01:24:29,814
Yes, Molly,
1673
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:33,067
-this is literally all my fault.
-No!
1674
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:35,153
-This is fucking happening.
-I love you more than anything.
1675
01:24:35,154 --> 01:24:37,530
I'm not holding you back anymore,
let's go! Take me! Come on!
1676
01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:38,824
(in Danish): Come on, come on.
1677
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,284
(Molly, in English):
No, you can't leave me.
1678
01:24:41,285 --> 01:24:43,870
-You clean up after me all the time.
-It's my turn, dude.
1679
01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:45,163
-All right.
-No!
1680
01:24:45,164 --> 01:24:46,498
(gun clicking)
1681
01:24:46,499 --> 01:24:48,917
I won't let you go! Frankie!
1682
01:24:48,918 --> 01:24:51,377
-Come.
-I love you.
1683
01:24:51,378 --> 01:24:53,880
-I love you.
-I love you.
1684
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:55,424
-I love you.
-I love you.
1685
01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:57,175
(in Danish): Mr. Kock!
1686
01:24:57,176 --> 01:24:59,010
-(in English): I love you.
-I love you.
1687
01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:00,637
-I love you.
-I love you.
1688
01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:03,389
(both): I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.
1689
01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:05,475
I love you. I love you.
1690
01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:08,813
(voices echoing): I love you,
I love you, I love you.
1691
01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,439
(in Danish): Mr. Kock! Here!
1692
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:14,068
(shouting in Danish)
1693
01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,988
(soft tense music)
1694
01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:28,415
What in the hell was that?
1695
01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:38,759
(gasps)
1696
01:25:40,261 --> 01:25:42,805
(screaming)
1697
01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:47,268
(squid squealing)
1698
01:25:48,727 --> 01:25:50,436
(low roaring)
1699
01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:52,606
(man screaming)
1700
01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:18,924
(laughing)
1701
01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:22,468
(in English): Dude, what the fuck?
That was metal as fuck!
1702
01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:26,139
-Are we superheroes now?
-Like, squid heroes?
1703
01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:29,058
-You're my squid hero for sure.
-(giggling)
1704
01:26:29,059 --> 01:26:30,185
Molls!
1705
01:26:33,147 --> 01:26:34,397
It's over.
1706
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:35,983
(sighs)
1707
01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:39,319
(♪ Because You Loved Me ♪
(by Céline Dion playing)
1708
01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:42,322
♪ For all those times
you stood by me ♪
1709
01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:46,284
♪ For all the truth
that you made me see ♪
1710
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:50,622
♪ For all the joy
you brought to my life ♪
1711
01:26:50,623 --> 01:26:54,459
♪ For all the wrong
that you made right ♪
1712
01:26:54,460 --> 01:26:58,463
♪ For every dream
you made come true ♪
1713
01:26:58,464 --> 01:27:03,551
♪ For all the love
I found in you ♪
1714
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:08,056
♪ I'll be forever
thankful, baby ♪
1715
01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:11,893
♪ You're the one
who helped me up ♪
1716
01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:15,688
♪ Never let me fall ♪
1717
01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:19,734
♪ You're the one
who saw me through ♪
1718
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:23,363
♪ Through it all
You were... ♪♪
1719
01:27:23,364 --> 01:27:24,781
(music stops abruptly)
1720
01:27:24,782 --> 01:27:26,324
(seal grunting)
1721
01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:27,868
(David sighs)
1722
01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:33,499
-Hey!
-(coughs)
1723
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,878
(Molly): I wondered
where that guy went.
1724
01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:41,422
(Frankie): Mmm, that was like,
private.
1725
01:27:41,423 --> 01:27:42,758
(clears throat)
1726
01:27:44,093 --> 01:27:45,718
(upbeat music)
1727
01:27:45,719 --> 01:27:47,804
(elevator dings)
1728
01:27:47,805 --> 01:27:50,640
-Oh.
-(sigh)
1729
01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:53,893
This is some real
oppressive signage, dude.
1730
01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,354
This is government shit.
We get it.
1731
01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,106
(button clicking)
1732
01:27:58,107 --> 01:28:00,233
Hey.
1733
01:28:00,234 --> 01:28:02,903
-Federal building!
-Oh!
1734
01:28:04,071 --> 01:28:05,405
(exhaling)
1735
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:07,074
(whispering): I wanted
to pee before.
1736
01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:12,370
Girls, this is my dear friend
and colleague, Dr. Chapman.
1737
01:28:12,371 --> 01:28:15,206
She's been very anxious
to meet both of you.
1738
01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:16,416
Hi.
1739
01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,751
Oh, my God, they really do
1740
01:28:18,752 --> 01:28:20,545
look weirdly alike.
1741
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:21,963
Yes, it's just remarkable.
1742
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:26,592
Would you say
I'm the upgraded version of her,
1743
01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:29,263
or she's the upgraded
version of me?
1744
01:28:30,556 --> 01:28:36,394
Um, uh... We like the, um,
1745
01:28:36,395 --> 01:28:40,399
you are the better girl.
1746
01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:43,901
(stammering)
1747
01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,653
You're the,
you're the better one.
1748
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,905
We like you more. Yes.
1749
01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:49,574
(scoffs)
1750
01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:51,744
-Sit and...
-Please.
1751
01:28:56,206 --> 01:28:58,791
-Welcome.
-I was able to convince
1752
01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:04,422
members of the UN,
United Nations,
1753
01:29:04,423 --> 01:29:07,759
that the two of you
are deeply involved,
1754
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:10,011
intrinsically so,
1755
01:29:10,012 --> 01:29:13,973
in the most important
scientific discovery
1756
01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:16,100
breakthrough of our time.
1757
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,269
(Frankie): You think she's gonna
get to the point soon?
1758
01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:19,562
-Geez!
-That could lead directly
1759
01:29:19,563 --> 01:29:21,481
to world peace.
1760
01:29:21,482 --> 01:29:27,278
They have decided to fully
fund our project.
1761
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:30,031
We must determine the effect
of the Blaekspruttesaed,
1762
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:32,617
of course, on you,
so that we can recreate it.
1763
01:29:32,618 --> 01:29:34,452
You know, I've been thinking,
1764
01:29:34,453 --> 01:29:36,454
you should move in
with Josh, dude.
1765
01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:38,748
-Assure you that the...
-He objectively rocks.
1766
01:29:38,749 --> 01:29:40,875
-Testing will not harm you...
-I was being crazy.
1767
01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:43,544
I'm gonna move out of the chill zone.
I'm gonna get my own place.
1768
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,671
I'll just sleep on your couch
like one night a week,
1769
01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:47,340
or like two to five
nights a week.
1770
01:29:47,341 --> 01:29:48,674
You are incredibly
valuable assets.
1771
01:29:48,675 --> 01:29:52,678
-As many nights as you want.
-Frankie, I'm gonna miss you.
1772
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,013
I know, me too.
1773
01:29:54,014 --> 01:29:55,848
-But this is a good thing.
-$400,000.
1774
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:57,892
I'm just gonna
figure my shit out.
1775
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,811
-$300,000.
-You will.
1776
01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:02,522
Two? One, one...
1777
01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:04,065
$100,000.
1778
01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,900
(both): We could have joint
custody of the bongatron.
1779
01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:07,193
(both scoff)
1780
01:30:07,194 --> 01:30:08,778
Jinx.
1781
01:30:08,779 --> 01:30:10,280
More than I make.
1782
01:30:11,073 --> 01:30:12,573
A lot more than I make.
1783
01:30:12,574 --> 01:30:14,909
Besides the three to four days
1784
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:18,412
that you will be spending
in our facilities at Stanford,
1785
01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:21,250
you can go about
your lives as usual.
1786
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,047
Did you just say Stanford?
1787
01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:32,093
That's where the laboratory
is located. Is that a problem?
1788
01:30:32,094 --> 01:30:33,094
Lab?
1789
01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:36,348
Wait, wait, wait.
1790
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:40,269
Could you start over?
1791
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,938
I'm sorry.
1792
01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,941
-I'm really, I'm sorry.
-No.
1793
01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:53,614
We are offering you
$100,000 each
1794
01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:57,618
per year, 24-hour protection,
1795
01:30:57,619 --> 01:31:02,248
and diplomatic immunity,
you know, if you have any
1796
01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:06,252
legal difficulties
that you need, uh, addressing.
1797
01:31:06,253 --> 01:31:08,379
-Yes.
-I'm not surprised.
1798
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:11,716
All of that
is if you participate
1799
01:31:11,717 --> 01:31:14,844
in our scientific testing.
1800
01:31:14,845 --> 01:31:17,638
-Scientific testing...
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1801
01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:18,932
At Stanford.
1802
01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:23,227
Yes. Stanford.
1803
01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:25,147
Dude.
1804
01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:30,109
-Here. Here you go.
-Just sign this. Sign.
1805
01:31:30,110 --> 01:31:31,694
Just sign the papers.
1806
01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:33,529
Where all the little tabs are.
1807
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,489
I'll take this part.
1808
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,450
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
1809
01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:40,203
-Hold on. Sign here.
-I've never really done this.
1810
01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:43,289
Oh. Okay. That's fine.
1811
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,958
What'll you do
with the money, girls?
1812
01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:54,426
(upbeat percussive music)
1813
01:32:12,361 --> 01:32:15,656
All right, here you go,
ma'am. Bong Appetit.
1814
01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:21,953
You will not regret
the toothpaste, dude.
1815
01:32:21,954 --> 01:32:24,080
Seriously, it elevates
the whole experience
1816
01:32:24,081 --> 01:32:25,624
into this, like, minty heaven.
1817
01:32:30,087 --> 01:32:31,921
Sold.
1818
01:32:31,922 --> 01:32:34,590
(GG): I was almost scared
of that guy, but then I wasn't.
1819
01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:37,343
(Frankie): Very brave, GG.
Very, very brave.
1820
01:32:37,344 --> 01:32:38,553
No fear.
1821
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:43,307
Frankie.
1822
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:45,810
(coughing)
1823
01:32:45,811 --> 01:32:48,104
Look, I gotta say that I am just
1824
01:32:48,105 --> 01:32:50,481
as surprised as anyone else,
1825
01:32:50,482 --> 01:32:54,735
but I guess as you change
and grow, so does your taste.
1826
01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:55,945
(GG): Oh, this guy.
1827
01:32:55,946 --> 01:32:57,405
Look, I gotta be honest,
1828
01:32:57,406 --> 01:33:00,616
I just, um,
can't stop thinking...
1829
01:33:00,617 --> 01:33:02,660
Yo, let me save you
some time here, bro.
1830
01:33:02,661 --> 01:33:04,412
-(GG): Yeah!
-If you cannot handle me
1831
01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:07,290
at my college dropout,
covered in cat hair,
1832
01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:09,792
thousands of dollars in debt,
deadbeat,
1833
01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:14,297
you do not deserve me
at my international property,
1834
01:33:14,298 --> 01:33:18,718
subject of scientific
top-secret testing at Stanford,
1835
01:33:18,719 --> 01:33:20,928
-business owner.
-Boom, bitch!
1836
01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:25,808
I can't stop thinking about...
1837
01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:27,977
-the sandwich.
-Balls.
1838
01:33:27,978 --> 01:33:30,646
The one, the one
that was in, uh, in Molly's bag.
1839
01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,857
I ate it on the way back
from the warehouse.
1840
01:33:32,858 --> 01:33:34,692
It was fucking amazing.
1841
01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:36,444
The potato salad?
1842
01:33:36,445 --> 01:33:38,988
It's been haunting me
ever since, really.
1843
01:33:38,989 --> 01:33:43,409
-Delicious.
-$6.69, cash only.
1844
01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:45,203
Fuck me.
1845
01:33:45,871 --> 01:33:47,830
-There you go.
-I know it's dirty,
1846
01:33:47,831 --> 01:33:49,623
but I love money.
1847
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,125
(Frankie): Yo, one escape
for frickin'
1848
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:54,253
NotMetalHeadDave, who came
all the way down here
1849
01:33:54,254 --> 01:33:56,130
just to dunk on me at work.
1850
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:58,382
Whip this fuckwad up
something special, will ya?
1851
01:33:58,383 --> 01:34:00,218
You got it, chick.
1852
01:34:04,556 --> 01:34:05,931
Yoink!
1853
01:34:05,932 --> 01:34:09,019
-Ah!
-Butthole!
1854
01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:11,979
That's the worst chopping
I've ever seen.
1855
01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,856
Completely uneven.
Molly, we're gonna have
1856
01:34:13,857 --> 01:34:15,525
to fire this guy.
1857
01:34:19,404 --> 01:34:22,448
Frankie, that guy's
a bonehead. Excuse my language.
1858
01:34:22,449 --> 01:34:25,076
Anybody who was actually cool
would be frantic to date you.
1859
01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:27,454
-Thank you, Josh.
-I agree.
1860
01:34:30,707 --> 01:34:33,585
Justice for Frankie Campbell.
1861
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,380
(♪ Patience ♪
(by Mannequin Pussy playing)
1862
01:34:37,381 --> 01:34:39,298
-Okay! What else?
-He's gonna dig that.
1863
01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:41,593
-Fucking freak.
-Fucking freak1
1864
01:34:44,805 --> 01:34:46,138
Should I put some toothpaste?
1865
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:47,556
No, are you fucking kidding me?
1866
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:49,475
-He doesn't get toothpaste.
-He doesn't get toothpaste.
1867
01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:51,185
He doesn't get toothpaste.
1868
01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:52,436
What else?
1869
01:34:52,437 --> 01:34:54,146
(chuckling)
1870
01:34:54,147 --> 01:34:56,690
♪ Patience ♪
1871
01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:59,194
♪ Patience ♪
1872
01:34:59,986 --> 01:35:01,821
♪ Patience ♪
1873
01:35:01,822 --> 01:35:03,573
♪ Patience ♪
1874
01:35:04,116 --> 01:35:09,329
♪ You know I've got it
in my blood ♪
1875
01:35:09,788 --> 01:35:14,625
♪ Know I've got it
in my blood ♪♪
1876
01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:17,003
(music fades)
1877
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,596
It's my birthday.
1878
01:35:31,143 --> 01:35:33,937
(laughing)
1879
01:35:37,691 --> 01:35:39,568
Oh, no.
1880
01:35:42,821 --> 01:35:46,158
(rock music)
1881
01:37:40,814 --> 01:37:43,775
(rhythmic synth music)
1882
01:39:02,395 --> 01:39:04,521
(rock music over speakers)
1883
01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,482
I think all the scientists
trying to make
1884
01:39:06,483 --> 01:39:09,235
weed stronger really have
their focus in the wrong place,
1885
01:39:11,071 --> 01:39:13,364
'Cause weed is strong enough,
I mean,
1886
01:39:13,365 --> 01:39:15,241
I'm literally
high as fuck all the time.
1887
01:39:16,868 --> 01:39:18,661
What we need to do is...
1888
01:39:18,662 --> 01:39:20,412
We need to breed out
the compound
1889
01:39:20,413 --> 01:39:21,915
that's giving us cottonmouth.
1890
01:39:23,416 --> 01:39:25,502
Yeah.
1891
01:39:27,045 --> 01:39:28,630
(inhaling)
1892
01:39:29,839 --> 01:39:32,342
There's, like, no way
they can't do that, right?
1893
01:39:33,426 --> 01:39:37,013
Dude,
that's a trillion-dollar idea.
1894
01:39:38,348 --> 01:39:41,351
-I know.
-You're a genius.
1895
01:39:43,103 --> 01:39:44,229
I know.135695
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