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So, you got a fun day ahead?
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Yeah, funerals are fun.
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It's alright.
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I mean, she was my grandma, but she was
also an arsehole.
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Okay, well, I think I win, because we're
finally putting mum in the nursing home
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today, which is just so, so sad.
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I'm sorry, I wish I could help or be
there for you. I don't know.
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At the risk of sounding unromantic or
whatever...
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Where do you think we're at?
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Because, you know, I feel like we're
dancing around it a bit and I don't want
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to assume anything, but I'm really
enjoying hanging out with you again.
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Yeah, so am I. I just... It's like I've
been waiting for the dust to settle a
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bit or whatever that means.
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What does that mean?
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It's just such a big time for us both,
you know, and I just want to start it
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right. I just want to get it right this
time.
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Okay.
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Life's long, you know.
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No rushes there. Okay. On your right.
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I just, um... Oh.
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Oh! Oh.
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Okay. I see.
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Wow. Hey, David.
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Hi.
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So this is it then, huh?
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You two.
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You three.
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Hello.
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Hey. Not really what it looks like. Is
it? I mean, not what it looks like, I
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guess. I can't do double negative.
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She doesn't know you. You don't have
to... It is what it is, man.
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But what is it?
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We're friends. We are togetherly...
We're friendly together.
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With a dog.
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I thought you said you couldn't be
friends with exes.
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What are you doing here?
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Just crushing my BP.
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BP? PP.
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Personal bath.
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No, in Sydney, though.
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Oh, the trout farm's really popping off,
actually.
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Yeah, a lot of fish.
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in tassie all messed up with antibiotics
at the moment so people are searching
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for clean fish and uh you're looking at
it that's awesome man yeah it is
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actually thanks would have loved to have
done it with you though guess i'll be
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the one that got away huh it's a fishing
reference fish yeah i got that yeah i
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got that yeah that is a widely known
expression but by the same token you
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know plenty more fishing to see not as
many as you think gordon
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Not with the unsustainable fishing
practices out there today.
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, sorry.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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Well, I guess I'll see ya.
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See ya.
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See ya.
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Nobody jogged that far.
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Dad here yet?
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Give me a little quiet moment.
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He's grieving, darling.
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Okay.
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I kind of just assumed she'd live
forever.
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It's a tricky relationship, the
mother-in-law. At the rate you're going,
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you'll never have one.
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She was your ex-mother-in-law. You
called her a pig in lipstick.
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She's family, darling, and you have to
show up for family once they're dead.
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Oh, God.
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Sorry. I couldn't pay for parking.
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None of the cards worked.
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Why? It doesn't matter.
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There she is.
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I don't know what you're talking about,
Linnell. She looks fabulous.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hello, darling.
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So, how's university?
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I'm a doctor, Dad. Told you that. Oh,
yeah, yeah. No, that's what I tell
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everybody. Wow, she's so grown up. One
of us had to be. Oh, insulting me at my
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own mother's funeral.
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Oh, she'd be so proud of you, the old
bitch.
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Yeah, she wasn't much of a looker.
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She'd have to tie a lamb chop around her
neck to get the dog to play with her.
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How dare you?
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I'm sorry.
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Anyway, shall we, lady?
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No, not exactly a full house, is it?
Then again, all her friends are dead
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anyhow. Probably sitting with them all
in Hell's Food Court playing find-a
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-bassy. You're a terrible little bit.
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Hey.
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Hey, Mum.
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Hey. Made it all good for you?
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The telly's here, controller's over
here, and it's got a cord too, which is
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good. That means you'll never lose it.
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And the chair's in the power posse.
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See?
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Looks great, Ed. Good job. It's a good
job.
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Hello, boysy.
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Fucking shithole. Not happy. There's no
way to do 75,000 a year.
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Where's Kingo?
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We rehomed him, Mum, remember?
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Why?
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Because it's a fucking great day, Mum.
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There's no way you're going to make the
cut. You see any other low-key horses
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around here? Hey, Mum, this is good
here. Look at this. You've got Scrabble
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on Tuesdays.
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You love Scrabble. And you've got Golden
Oldies Cinema Wednesdays. You get a free
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chalk top. It's pretty good. Don't you
reckon?
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It's hard to keep the vibe up in here.
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Better than at my house, though. The
kids are fucking losing it.
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What? Is Katie still not back?
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She's gone fucking mental.
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Have you seen the Facebook post?
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Uh, no, no.
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She's hacked my Facebook.
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She's posted, I'm a shit dad and my dick
looks like an acorn.
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I haven't posted anything in years and
all of a sudden I dropped that fucking
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clanger. Right. So where is she?
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Still shacked up with this netball guy.
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Can't believe it. She hates netball.
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Open the curtains, love. Yeah, yeah,
sorry, Mum.
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They said Garden View. This is Bin View.
This is fucking bullshit. I'm going to
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go and speak to someone. I'll be back,
Mum. I'm sure it's better from the bed.
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I'm sure if you lie down... I'll involve
my...
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OK, doesn't matter.
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We'll sort it out.
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How's Chelsea?
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She's... We actually broke up, Mum.
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Oh, Gordie.
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Why?
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Nobody's perfect.
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I've actually been seeing a bit of
Ashley. Remember her?
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She's the one who broke your heart,
though, Gordie. She did, yeah.
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Do you still love her?
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Why? I don't know. I don't know. I'm
still figuring it out.
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I think I do, too.
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What's that?
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A cup of tea would be lovely.
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Um... Hey, Mum, you'll be OK here, won't
you?
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We'll wait and see what your father has
to say.
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Yeah, OK.
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Did you see?
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Yeah, she was firm but fair.
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Mostly firm.
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It was quick with the wooden spoon, but
never left a mark, so hard to prove.
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Yeah, but you know, you couldn't say
that she wasn't punctual. Yeah, and she
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was a very well put together lady.
Always looked nice. So anyway, I think
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that my dad, Stuart, her son, would like
to take it away. I'll take it from here.
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Don't go anywhere, Ash. You know, my
dear old mum, she was famously not well
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liked. It's true.
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We had to tie a lamb chop around her
neck just to get the dog to play with
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her.
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You know, Mum would have hated a room
full of sad sacks at her send-off, so
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let's take it up a notch a bit, shall
we?
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Hit it.
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I remember when I was a little girl, our
house caught on fire.
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I'll never forget the look on my
father's face as he gathered me up in
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his arms, raced through the burning
building, out onto the pavement.
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And I stood there shivering in my
pyjamas and watched the whole world go
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up in flames. And when it was over, I
said to myself, is that all there is to
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a fire?
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Is that all there is?
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Is that all there is?
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If that's all there is, my friend, then
let's keep dancing.
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Let's break out the booth!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God, Mum!
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What have you done, Ash?
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Who the fuck put her in those hideous
slacks?
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Which room did that one have?
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Good morning to you, too. That's
confidential. The family doesn't know
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yet. Can I help you?
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Yeah, I would like my mum dawnly crap to
be placed on a waiting list for
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something a little bit better. We chose
garden view from the package and it's a
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fucking, excuse me, bin view.
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Bin view.
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Yeah, and if you think we're going to
leave our mum in a room next to a
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fucking, excuse me, rubbish dump, you've
got another thing coming.
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There's a garden next to the bins which
is beautifully maintained.
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You agreed to the accommodation when you
signed the contract.
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Yeah, not happening. Listen, I've
spotted something much nicer. It's got a
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bit of a mountain view. It's over on the
east wing. It's nice and close to the
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tea station.
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That's Mabel's room. She lives there.
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How long's she got?
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Excuse me?
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Come on, Val.
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You work here.
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You roughly know how long each one of
them has. Oh, fucking no, thanks. Oh,
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fucking here we go. Yeah, here we go.
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Are you all right?
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What are you doing here, huh? She's my
fucking mum. I'm fucking checking on
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her. We have residency.
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She's checking on her. She's checking on
the fucking inheritance. Oh, my bad.
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It's fucking great.
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Stop. Stop. She wants to be fucking
rich. I've done more for your mum than
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you ever fucking have. Oh, have you?
Have you yet? I mean.
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She was problematic, but my God, she
would have laughed at that. She had a
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very dark sense of humour.
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She probably would have.
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Also, darling, you were incredible up
there. You still got it.
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That review on the age was absolutely
wrong.
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Oh, why would you bring that up now,
Linnell? Fuck that review!
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Uh, where's Lee gone?
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Oh, he's got his big photo shoot today.
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Oh, not weird. Okay, um, I've got to go.
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You're not coming till the week?
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No, Mum. I have work. I'm not even sure
where you're going. She hated you.
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She said you turned Dad gay.
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Did not.
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Actually, Derek Webber's in Grade 5
turned me gay.
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Besides, he's bisexual, aren't you,
Stuart?
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How much time are you in town for?
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Oh, just a few days, love. I've got a
cruise to Vanuatu next week.
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Three shows a night.
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Actually, I've got a lot of new material
now that I'm an orphan.
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Probably dig up one of those red curly
wigs.
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Hey... Then he tells me that she's got a
new boyfriend, and apparently he's got a
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very pretty button.
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Honestly, if they had a child together,
it would just be a big bottom with eyes
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on it.
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Thank you.
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Here you go, flesh.
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Hey, thank you.
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Oh, oi.
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She's the one who's got the mountain
sweet, Mabel. She's been here for ages.
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Any day, I reckon.
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Do you, mate?
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Is that what you reckon?
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Yes, yes, I do, Catherine.
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We're fine for a cuppa. Thanks so much.
You're not going to get your fucking
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mother a cuppa tea?
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There's another really nice one. It's
called Terrace View.
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It's got a spa, full hoist situation,
but Pearl that's in it, it is a fiddle.
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I don't know why she's here. Family must
be fucking sick of her.
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Look at this. Look at this.
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Oh, yeah, nice. Any opportunity to
remind her who to leave the money to?
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Can you stop it, you two?
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Who did dump Chelsea?
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Yeah.
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Gordon, you're so fucking broken.
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Come on, Don.
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Let's go find you some new mates. We
don't have to sit here and listen to
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this shit.
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Yeah, don't listen to her, Mum. She's
full of shit.
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Suck a dick. Suck off.
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Don't listen to her, mate. She's not
entirely wrong, mate. I am a bit broken.
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As are you.
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I don't think Mum and Dad had exactly
the healthiest marriage, you know what I
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mean? Mate, it's not the people.
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It's marriage.
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Honestly, in this day and fucking age,
how are we still trying to flog monogamy
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off as a thing?
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I mean, haven't we evolved past this?
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Obviously not, mate, because people are
meeting and falling in love and getting
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married every fucking day.
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And it looks quite nice.
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Really? Yeah. Does it? Yeah. Do me and
Katie look nice, do we? No.
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Because that's how it fucking ends up.
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I know I give you shit, fleshlight, but
you played a smart innings, mate.
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Just keep your nose clean. Stay out of
it. People change. Women change.
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You okay?
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Mate, what choice do we have?
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She was going to set fire to the house
or flood it or, you know, have a fall.
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Oh, I just fucking hate leaving her
here, mate.
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I fucking suck it up, you cocksucker
pussy.
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Oh, yeah, really nice.
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Fucking acorn dick, bitch. No one's
going to want to fuck you. Dick cheese
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isn't hot, mate. Don't trim your fucking
hooves for netball, cunt!
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Alistair, what did you do?
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Sorry. Excuse me?
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Pearl, with the nice terrace room, she
died. What did you do?
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I didn't do anything, you mad eunuch.
She was in great, Nick.
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Well, she's not anymore.
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Oh, that's really sad.
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Hey, completely unrelated, natural
redhead?
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What? I'm sorry, I've just been curious
all day. Oh, I'm serious.
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Yes.
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Absolutely gorgeous.
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Spot on, don't you reckon?
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Yeah. Really goes with the uniform.
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Lovely. Brings the eyes out.
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Val, let's talk terraces, yeah?
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Thank you. Don't touch me.
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Yeah? Dr Molden, you're 430's Charlie.
283
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Okay. Have you checked your email?
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No. You might want to have a look before
it comes in. It's from the oncologist.
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Ah, bum.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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So that's it then?
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Well, it is more advanced now, and so it
wouldn't be so much about treating the
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cancer as it would just be extending
your time here.
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No, no, no.
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No, I'm done.
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I'm cooked.
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Right, so you don't want to...
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Try any more treatment.
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Well, since Emily died, I haven't really
felt like myself.
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I think I'd better let it run its
course.
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Go see Emily again.
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Well, I'm really sorry, but it's not
happy news.
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Please just reach out any time if you
need anything, OK?
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I appreciate that.
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OK, Charlie.
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If I could go back to be your age with
Emily, I'd give you anything.
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It's later than you think, isn't it?
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00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,210
I hope you find your girl again.
306
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Me too.
307
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:39,150
And I hope she's how she was before she
put all that weight on.
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No, you saw her.
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She was massive.
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Yeah, all right.
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You're in great shape, though.
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You go to the gym, do you?
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Um... Pilates?
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Sometimes.
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See ya.
316
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,599
Well, how much is it? $120,000 a year.
317
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Oh, Christ.
318
00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:26,480
Okay, well, let's just get her in there
and we'll figure it out later.
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00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,500
Yeah, mate, I'm coming. Fucking hell.
320
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,020
Hi. Oh, Ashley, hey.
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Hi, Elvis.
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Hey.
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It's unreal, yeah.
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Oh, your phone does work.
325
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,200
Yeah, what's up? I've just sent you some
texts today.
326
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,760
Yeah, it didn't get back. Sorry.
327
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,040
I felt a bit like a stalker. No, no, I'm
sorry, Ashley. It was a really full-on
328
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day with Mum and with Heavy, so...
329
00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:49,350
Sorry. Do you have time to get a drink?
330
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,850
I actually can't. I'm sorry. I've got to
go to Brett's Bucks weird party thing.
331
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:55,570
Can you guess the theme?
332
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,610
So I can't. But are you all good?
333
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Yes, I am.
334
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:02,990
Yeah? I'm good.
335
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:10,150
And this, like, doesn't feel like the
right moment for this, but maybe, see,
336
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:12,390
that is the point. Like, maybe there's
no right moment.
337
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,910
For? For us.
338
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,440
To start again.
339
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:25,700
I've just been thinking about our
conversation this morning and I am
340
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ready.
341
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,260
I'm all in.
342
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,560
Yeah.
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00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,500
I know that's a lot.
344
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But life isn't long. It's very short,
actually.
345
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:45,860
And so, yeah, I just, I'm ready.
346
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:57,060
say something now of course yeah your
turn that's beautiful ah yeah yes
347
00:18:57,060 --> 00:19:03,380
yeah can we talk more about it tomorrow
though is that is it can we do is it
348
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:10,220
right oh god yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah i'm around yeah i'm
349
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:14,260
sorry are you okay i'm so good oh good
you're kidding come here come here yeah
350
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
All right.
351
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,320
Text me. Yeah, I will. And have fun.
352
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,559
How can I not?
353
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,560
You look great.
354
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,600
Feeling good, you know?
355
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,300
Come on.
356
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,740
I've got this going on.
357
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,660
A little bit of this.
358
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,099
You know?
359
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,100
Yeah, okay.
360
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,300
All right.
361
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,080
Okay. Okay.
362
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
363
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:23,620
Shit, is he okay? Well, he's having a
panic attack.
364
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,079
What do we do?
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00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,720
I'll help you. I'll help you. Just lie
him down. Lie down. Gordy, Gordy, just
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00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,480
on your knees. You're all right. Lie
down.
367
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,260
Gordy, are you okay? Are you okay?
368
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,319
Are you okay?
369
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,680
What are you doing? What are you doing?
370
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,640
What are you doing, Brady?
371
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,220
I laid a blanket here to calm you down.
372
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,280
Okay, Gordy. Yeah. Okay.
373
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,760
You ran away?
374
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,200
Yeah. You're okay?
375
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,900
Yeah. Huh?
376
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,180
Now come have some more batching with
you. Okay.
377
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,420
And celebrate love.
378
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:54,920
Okay. Okay? Okay.
379
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,660
Okay, hop up now. That's good. Hop up
now.
380
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,300
He'll get up by himself.
381
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,279
Will he, though? Yeah.
382
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,020
Come on. Pretty squashy. That was
amazing.
383
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,760
Yeah, cake. Oh, okay, that's good. I
mean, that was amazing.
384
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100
Yeah.
385
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,960
Woo!
386
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Okay.
387
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,420
And this one. Hey, mate, can you get off
your phone? Yeah, yeah, I will soon.
388
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720
I've got to say goodnight.
389
00:21:19,439 --> 00:21:20,439
Yeah, it's Gordon.
390
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,680
Okay,
391
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,219
panicky Pete.
392
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,220
What? No.
393
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,180
What happened?
394
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:30,520
Nothing, nothing bad happened. It's just
she just came in and she said that she's
395
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,520
all in now.
396
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,780
She came to your place of work to tell
you that she was all in and then she
397
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:37,780
left?
398
00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,880
Yeah. That's crazy.
399
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:42,600
Not crazy. It was just, you know, it was
quite sweet.
400
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:46,940
Then why did you have a panic attack,
Gordie? It's been a bit of a big day,
401
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,020
Key, all right?
402
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,320
Can we talk about you, please?
403
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,300
Oh, yeah, I'd love that. Great. Okay. Go
on. Well, Andre and I are housemates who
404
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,300
have sex with other people.
405
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,740
You know, the marriage is so open, you
can hear the wind whistling through it.
406
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,020
But can I complain?
407
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,079
Yeah. No.
408
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,280
I'm getting more cocks than you can poke
a stick at.
409
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:07,160
And I've, you know, my three boys have
two relatively happy parents under the
410
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,800
one roof, and they're none the wiser.
411
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:13,600
And come graduation, we'll officially
call it quits.
412
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,980
Graduation? Mm-hmm. Of the youngest?
413
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,720
Mm-hmm.
414
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,620
That's a 10-year sentence.
415
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,680
So, were you standing in love then?
416
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:32,660
I think I was in it, and now I'm not.
Hey, marriage!
417
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,780
Hey, marriage!
418
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,880
Marriage! Let's drink!
419
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,139
Oh, yeah!
420
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:39,079
Come on, boy!
421
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:45,860
When I cry, he comes
422
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:46,860
to me.
423
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:50,930
But when I pretend to cry, he doesn't.
He knows.
424
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:52,550
Hi.
425
00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:57,390
Hi, everybody. We were just about to
make a post.
426
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:02,030
Well, wait. So you actually kept this
dog?
427
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:04,890
What? Of course I did. My Killian.
428
00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:10,970
Mummy, you're the same dog as me, but
able-bodied. And you called it Killian.
429
00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:12,670
Don't go there, girlfriend.
430
00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:14,090
I'll go first.
431
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:20,310
Okay. To my darling, dead, cunt, bitch,
pig of a mother, Noelene. I can't wait
432
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,990
to see how much the flatties work.
433
00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:23,670
I'll go next.
434
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:27,650
To having my beautiful family all in one
room again.
435
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:31,830
My ex-husband, Flossie, who I will
always love.
436
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,650
My life partner, Lee.
437
00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:37,250
And my truly incredible son, Killian.
438
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,110
My twin flame.
439
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:40,990
Me. Me.
440
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:46,400
To lovely policemen who let me come home
and who I truly believe understood what
441
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,780
I was trying to achieve and made the
whole thing as painless as possible.
442
00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:52,740
Well, we really don't have to rehash the
days.
443
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,640
I had my photography project today.
444
00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:57,240
Unity and nudity.
445
00:23:57,690 --> 00:24:01,430
Of course there was some nudity. It was
just a simple misunderstanding.
446
00:24:01,910 --> 00:24:05,030
Apparently we're too close to a
preschool or something, so a complaint
447
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:05,849
was made.
448
00:24:05,850 --> 00:24:10,450
And certainly I've ended up on the
National Sex Offender Registry.
449
00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:12,090
Sorry, what?
450
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:15,610
It sounds much worse than it is. And the
ankle brace is surprisingly lightweight.
451
00:24:15,950 --> 00:24:18,910
Oh, anyway, blah, blah, nanny's date.
Your turn, Ashley.
452
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:26,310
Well, I mean, uh... Oh, for fuck's...
The battery's running low.
453
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,080
Put that in the hole. Oh, God.
454
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:37,080
Why do they make it so bloody short?
455
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:43,020
I pray continue.
456
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:44,480
Come on, come on.
457
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,040
Come on, darling.
458
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,240
Okay.
459
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:52,000
To being brave and having no regrets.
460
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,720
Oh, cryptic. Do tell.
461
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:56,380
It's nothing, right?
462
00:24:57,260 --> 00:25:01,540
I just told Gordon how I feel today and
it feels really good and so, yeah, all
463
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:03,420
is 100% in his court.
464
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,560
Fantastic, Ashley. Oh, I love it.
465
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,440
Yeah. Well, where is he now? Get him to
come over.
466
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:12,220
Can't wait to meet the man inseminating
my daughter. Stop, Dad.
467
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,460
No, he's on a bus.
468
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,740
Oh, macho bullshit. Why aren't you
there?
469
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,380
Well, no, it's a whole thing. It's like
Elvis theme. They're all in... Stop it.
470
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,840
What? Stop it.
471
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,280
My show on the ship has an Elvis
segment.
472
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,880
I do a tribute to all the kings. I start
with Tutankhamen, then I finish on King
473
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,880
Charles.
474
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,280
I've got the whole look upstairs.
475
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,080
You simply must.
476
00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:36,340
No, you must.
477
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,420
No, no, no, because I can do all the
temporary hemming.
478
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:44,540
Really? No, I shouldn't. I couldn't. Why
not? They're your friends too, darling.
479
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,840
You must.
480
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,120
Why am I looking at you for advice?
481
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,220
I don't know, but I liked it.
482
00:25:53,939 --> 00:25:57,540
Because when my clone comes at me, I'm
going for his solar plexus, because
483
00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:58,760
that's the weak spot. Is this?
484
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:02,420
Yes, but he would know that, so he'd
block me, so I'd come around to his
485
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:04,160
kidneys. Oh, kill me now.
486
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,460
Ladies, how's it going? Oh,
congratulations.
487
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,240
Why are you guys all dressed as Elvis?
It's so random.
488
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,700
It is random, and it's our boy, Bredy,
he's sort of his buck thing, and I don't
489
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,900
know, he misses a lot of Elvis.
490
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,120
She calls me the king.
491
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,240
There you go.
492
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,040
Our girl, Penny, here, she's getting
married.
493
00:26:24,379 --> 00:26:26,680
Oh, yeah. One in three marriages ends in
divorce.
494
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,880
Not mine, so.
495
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:31,480
Roll the dice. Roll the dice. Are you
two together?
496
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,760
Yeah. Gross. No.
497
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,880
Don't say gross.
498
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:34,980
You are gross.
499
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:36,300
Defensive much?
500
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,740
Oh, 23 months.
501
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,060
Okay, I'm 31.
502
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,960
Oh, really? You look really good. I
would have said mid to late 20s. Oh, my
503
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,020
God. Oh, my God. She's done it.
504
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:47,700
What is this? What is this?
505
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,160
Let's do a proposal fail.
506
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,320
Fuck it off, cunt. Are you right?
507
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,280
What do you mean? They asked if you were
married. Yeah, I'm not, but I could be,
508
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,360
all right? End of story.
509
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400
Yeah, well, not to her.
510
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,700
No, but it could be to her. She came
back to me, actually, today.
511
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:03,540
Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, she did,
actually, so not a fail. No offence,
512
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,580
babe, but she's really beautiful.
513
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,300
No offence, babe. She is, so I agree.
514
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,940
No, but she's not going to marry you.
515
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,020
You don't know. Fuck this shit, man.
516
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:14,100
I might get married to her, and if we
do, it'll be stronger than ever.
517
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:17,010
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better than whatever
you've got going when your Sydney
518
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:21,390
boyfriend wanker fucking decks you,
fucking slim, fit, chino, electric bike.
519
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:23,950
I don't know what they're doing, but
they're probably not wearing socks, are
520
00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:27,530
they? Your boy's not wearing socks
anymore. Tequila makes him a little bit
521
00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:31,070
mental, bit mouthy. Hey, hey, I actually
kind of like it when he's mental.
522
00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:33,190
The correct answer, that'll get you a
shot.
523
00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:34,930
Thank you. Thanks, Daddy.
524
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,570
You're welcome, Mommy.
525
00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:44,390
Voila. I love it. I love it.
526
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:46,840
See how the cape hides the bulldog
clips.
527
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,660
Is it silly? Is it too much? No,
darling, it's fabulous.
528
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,500
But hey, that would cost 4,000 bucks, so
just be careful with it.
529
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,240
Brett just told me where they are. He
doesn't mind. Go get your man, Asher.
530
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,460
Oh, mummy.
531
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,440
Oh, mummy.
532
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,160
You can't tell me what to do anymore,
no, mummy.
533
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,280
Oh, for fuck's sake.
534
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,440
Oh, there it is.
535
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,280
Bye. Have fun. Thank you.
536
00:28:57,219 --> 00:29:04,080
I can think of young a day when living
for
537
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:10,980
my own was everything a man could
538
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:11,980
want to do.
539
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:20,600
I could never be two more.
540
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:52,800
How can you stop the rain?
541
00:29:58,410 --> 00:29:59,410
Oh my God!
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