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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

Okay. Here's one. Hayley Mills
playing herself and her twin sister

in The Parent Trap.

All right. All right.

Um, how about Elizabeth Montgomery
as both Serena and Samantha in Bewitched.

Ooh. very nice.

Cliffy.

Well, I'm going to have to say

the, uh, queen of the genre,
Patty Duke, as both patty and

the minuet-loving Cathy.

Oh! What's the topic dujour,

actresses who've played
their own look-alikes

through the use
of trick photography?

No. Fictional twins we'd like
to see making out with each other.

Sam, the new Boston Merchants'
coupon book is out

and I got us in it.

Oh damn it, Woody.
I hate that thing.

Well, maybe you don't understand
how it works.

Yeah, I do. A guy comes in,
gives you a coupon,

you give him a free drink.

He leaves.
You never see him again.

Well, then
you do understand.

Aw, Woody!

Well, what, Sam?

You think it was a bad idea?
You think I shouldn't have done it?

You think I'm a stupid idiot, right?

No, no... yes!

Well, I'm sorry, Sam.

I just thought it would attract
new customers to the bar.

Yeah, a bunch of deadbeats
and freeloaders.

Yeah. You don't want
people like that in here.

Another beer, please, Wood.

Sam. That was John Allen Hill on
the phone. He's on his way down.

No. No. I don't want to talk to him.
I hate that guy.

Sam, be a good businessman.
He's our upstairs neighbor.

We have to live together.
Just try to be civil to him.

All right.
I'll be good. I'll be good.

You know, I get the feeling
sometimes, he deliberately says things,

just cause' he knows
he's going to get under my skin.

Sam!

See? God, I hate that.

Sam. It appears we have a problem.
Do you know what this is?

Yeah. It looks like a manicure.
Nice one, too.

Is that clear polish
or are they just buffed?

They're just clean.

Sam, I'm concerned.

Are you aware that your bar is
featured in this coupon book?

Yeah, I am.

Well, my concern is how this
will affect Melville's.

I'm not anxious to greet
the type of person

you're obviously hoping to attract.

What are you saying?
You saying you're better than me,

that your customers are classier
than mine? well, they're not...

Hey, Sammy. Will you settle a
bet for us, please.

Which one of our breath's smells
most like tuna?

Loser has to go through the
spanking machine.

What do you want me to do,
walk over and check?

I can tell you from here.

Oh, yeah, right... right,
and none of your customers have fish breath

when they come walking out of
your restaurant?

It's a seafood restaurant, Sam.

Ah, all right. So you admit it, right?

Well, looks like
the big boy lost.

Hi, guys.

Hey, Carla. I got a message for
you. Your brother called...

Something about
a family meeting.

Oh, yeah?

There.

Well, here's your message.
that was my paycheck.

Carla, what's the problem?
Why are you so upset?

Ugh. I hate family meetings.

They're nothing but
a bunch of complaining

and in fighting and bickering
and back-stabbing.

And of course, sweet little Carla
has to play the peacemaker.

Well, I, for one, think family meetings
can be worthwhile encounters.

They encourage open and honest communication
among the generations.

Did you have them
in your family, Frasier?

No. I lucked out.

My family didn't
want to be close.

If you're lying to me,

I'm going to rip out
your slimy, gray tongue.

Oh. sounds kind of serious.

It's my mother.

What's the matter with her?

She had the dream.

What dream's that?

The death dream.

Whenever someone
in my family has it,

you can just
start divvying up the jewelry.

What exactly is this...

Death dream?

Yes, and why exactly
do you always do this...

When you say,
"The death dream?"

You just did it.

Carry on.

Well, the dream
is always the same.

There's a casket on a slab
in an empty room.

You walk slowly toward it.

Suddenly, the lid flies open.

You see your own face?

No, you see these feet

'cause you're looking
at the wrong end.

Then, you look upward,
and there's your own face, pale and bluish

with pennies over your eyes.

And that's when you bolt up in
bed screamin'.

Carla. Death is an earthly
scientific passage

predicted by either
massive physical injury

or progressive bodily deterioration.

There is as little validity
in a supposed death dream

as there is in the clichéd image
of death itself

as a grim, bloodless ghoul
whose bony finger

reaches out to tap you on the
shoulder when your number's up.

Frasier, it's time to go.

Don't do that, woman!

For God sakes, put on some blusher.

Honey, it's kind of slow.
Why don't you take the day off.

Go see your mom.

Might I remind you, Sam, my mother
and I don't exactly get along.

You don't get along with anybody.

This is different... and shut up!

The last time I saw my mother,

we had this terrible fight about
this stupid family thing

and I swore I would never set
foot in her lousy place again

unless someone dragged me there
kicking and screaming.

So that's it, huh?

You damn right.

Drag me, Sammy.

Really?

Do it, drag me!

No, no! Cut it out!

I don't want to go! No, no!

I never want to see that
shriveled old hag again!

No, put me down!
I don't want to go!

Oh, Carla, Carla!

Nobody would believe
you would come.

Your sister is in there
with your mother now.

And you go next, yes.

Oh, she would be
so happy to see you, Carla!

Sam, you remember Zia, the hugger.

Oh, Sam!

You guys want a beer?

This is kind of a solemn occasion, Sal.

Malt liquor?

I'll pass.

So, Zia, how's mom?

Carla, what kind of question is that?

She had "the dream".

She's really sick, huh?

No. She doesn't have to be sick.

She had the dream.
she'll be dead soon.

Have you had lunch?

Uh, actually, I did.

Oh, then this is dinner.

Hey, thanks.

Eat up, Sam.

Our family believes
in life is for the living.

Soon enough we'll all be dead,

rotting in the ground with
a mouth full of worms.

Great linguini.

Thank you, Zia.

Carla, your sister's finished.

Bitch.

Slut.

It's nice to see them talking.

Mama!

Angeline.

No, Mama. It's Carla.

Oh. My purse is on the dresser.

Mama, I didn't come
here for your money.

I came because I feel bad
things got so ugly between us

last time I was here.

So you've come
to say you're sorry.

Well, I'm sorry we fought.

Then you're sorry.
I accept your apology.

Good. I accept your apology, too.

I didn't say I was sorry.

Well, then I'm not sorry either.

Too late. I already accepted your apology.

So, here... now that we've made peace,

I want you to have the ring that my mother
gave to me and her mother gave to her.

Oh, Mama. The ring.

What's this?

I hocked it.

Come.

Oh, your father's hair.

Sorry, Mama.

And now Carla, there is
something you must do for me.

Oh, Mama. I know what you're
going to ask me.

We're just going to get into
that same fight we had the last time I was here.

It's too much to ask.
I can't do it.

It's the family tradition.

No.

I did it. My mother did it.

Her mother did it.
Her mother did it before her.

I said no. I don't care who did
it.

Her mother did it.

Mama, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you had the dream,
I'm sorry you're going to die,

I'm sorry the family tradition

is going to die with you,

but that is just the way it is.

I can't do this for anybody,
not even for my Mama.

Her mother did it!

What's the matter, hun.

Oh, Sammy. Sammy!

It's this stupid family tradition,

since the beginning of time,
every woman in our family...

who has children...

has named one of her sons

with the first name of her father
and the maiden name of her mother.

And I just wouldn't do it.

I don't mean to take
your mother's side here,

but... what's the big deal?
It's just a name.

Oh yeah, sure. Just a name.

Why? What was
your father's first name?

Benito.

And your mother's maiden name?

Mussolini.

Yikes.

Could I have some
more sauce, please?

Ohh! The death walk!

She's still here. I feel her presence

like a shiv in my heart.

Mama! I'm not rejecting you.

I just don't want to name one of
my sons Benito Mussolini.

Why not?

Because, back a few years,
there was another Benito Mussolini.

Remember him?

I don't see why one fascist dictator
should ruin it for the entire family.

Mama, you are the only one who
even cares about that stupid name.

I mean, everybody else agrees
with me, right?

Oh, you are an ungrateful child!

You make me sick.

Bitch.

Okay. well, just forget all of you.
I hate this family. I hate this house.

I just never want to come back here again.
I swear it. I swear it a million times.

I swear it on my children's eyes.
I am never, ever, ever, setting foot in this

stupid, ugly, stinking rat trap again.

Well, there goes my ride.

How can her mother expect her to
name one of her kids after Benito Mussolini?

Well, it could have been worse.
What if her father's name had been Adolph?

Yeah and her mother's maiden
name could've been Monju.

She really dodged a bullet there.

Anyway, I gave her the day off
so she can go home and cool out, you know?

Very often that's
the best thing you can do

when you're not getting along
with a family member.

Remove yourself entirely from them,

find some neutral place
where you can

take the time you need
to be away from them.

You really
think so, Frase?

Well, that's why we're all here,
isn't it?

Thank you very much.

Great. Four more freebies,
thanks to Woody's stupid coupon book.

I'm sorry, Woody.

I didn't see you there.

Of course I'm there.
I'm always there.

Wherever there's a stupid idea,
that's where you'll find me.

Stupid old Woody Boyd.
Father of stupid thoughts...

Eye of the stupid storm.

I got to be the stupidest guy on
the face of the earth.

- Woody please don't say that.
- Why not?

Because you are giving me a
stupid headache.

Welcome to my private hell.

- Hi, Sam.
- How you doing, honey?

Better.

I went home,
went to my bedroom,

shut off all the lights
and laid down on my bed.

Then, I started thinking.

What if I was dying,
and Serafina refused to do

the one thing that meant the
most to me, how would I feel?

So you apologized
to your mother?

No. I went out and yelled at Serafina.

I felt a lot better,
so I went and yelled at all the rest of the kids.

Then I started thinking
why should I be having all this fun

when my mom's dying?

So I decided I had to try to do
something for her.

Well, I got a bunch of these
coupon books left.

They're only good for a month but,
I guess in her case that doesn't matter.

Anyway, all the kids were there so
I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask them

if anyone would fulfill
their grandmother's dying wish

and change their name
to Benito Mussolini.

Any takers?

No. But I got two Madonnas
and an MC Hammer.

Well, that's that.
I tried everything I can.

She didn't try the coupons.

Sam!

God, I hate it
when he says that.

What, what? What are you going
to nitpick this time?

Am I mixing
my drinks too loud,

am I using the wrong
kind of light bulb?

Oh, excuse me.

Maybe some of my
bar area accidentally wafted

up to your establishment.

Sam! You're on the defensive.

I am not on the defensive.
If you say that again,

I'm going to pull the last three
hairs off your head.

Sam, I merely came down to apologize
for my intrusive behavior earlier today.

- Really?
- Yes.

I know I'd be resentful if
someone implied that I should

run my business in a particular way.

It was out of line for me
to do so with you.

Oh. Well, thank you.
I'm sorry I am a little defensive.

Yeah, well. No harm done.

In fact, to clear the air,

I'd like to buy a round
of drinks for everyone here.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Here you are, Sam.

I think this should cover it.

Oh, and I'd like one of your special martinis,
I've heard so much about.

Oh. I'm out of coupons.
Well then, never mind.

Hey, ma.

Gino, what are you doing here?

Well, ma. I was thinking about
all that stuff you said.

You know,
about making grandma happy,

and I was talking it over with
MC and the Madonnas,

and I figured, heck,

if it'll keep this family together,
someone's got to do it.

Ma, I'll be Benito Mussolini.

Look, Gino,

do you even have any idea
who Mussolini was?

Well, no, I didn't before,
but then Anthony told me all about him.

Ma, this guy ran
this whole country.

And do you know what
they called him?

They called him Il Duce.

Huh? The Dooch!

Hello.

Hey! Yeah, that's right.

It's me... Dooch Tortelli.

That is a horrible name.

And I never want to hear it again.
It sounds awful.

I hate that name and I hate Mama
for asking me to give it to you.

Okay. Carla, that was your brother.

He said to get over there right away.
Your mother's going fast.

No. I swore I'd never go back in
that house again.

I have my pride.

Okay.

Gino, want to grab her feet?
I'll get the rest of her.

Come here. Come here. Come on.
Come on.

No, no. Put me down. Put me down.
I don't want to go!

Would you hoist
me a little higher, guys?

I'd like to have some butt
left when I get there.

Oh, no.

I'm too late.

Oh, Mama.

Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.

Please forgive me.

I hope you can hear me.

I hope you can rest now.

I swear on your memory
that my Gino is now named

Benito Mussolini.

Well, it's about time!

I was getting bed sores.

You're not dead. You're not dead at all.

You were never dying.

You just did this to trick me.

You were all in on it.

We listen to our mother.

And we thought
it would be funny.

You! You never even had the dream.

You just did this to trick me
into getting to name my kid that stupid name.

I had to.

You're stubborn as
your grandmother's mule,

who incidentally,
you were named after.

I honor tradition.

Yeah? Well I'm going to give you
something to honor, right in the lubonz!

Ladies, ladies, please...

Stay out of this if you know
what's good for you, Paddy.

Listen. I may be old but I can
still instruct others to hurt you.

Benito, kick your mother in the
teeth for me.

Okay, Grandma.

Don't you order my...
Don't you order my son around.

Gino, go punch your grandma
in the kidneys.

Okay, Ma.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

You! You're big.
Throw Carla out the window.

No. I'm not going to throw her
out the window.

All right. I'll do it,
sick as I am.

Please. Please...

Mrs. Lozupone,
I don't mean to be disrespectful here,

but you know,
you're not being fair.

You're asking your daughter, here,
to name her son after a very bad man...

And you faked death to get her
to do it.

I mean, these are not your, uh,
typical mother things.

Are you saying I am a bad mother?

Well, in this case, yeah I am.

Sam.

What?

You insulted my mother,
in her own house,

with the food, that we cooked
over her death bed, still stuck in your teeth.

Is that bad?

That's great, Carla. I'm glad
you guys made up.

Well, his name is
now Benito Mussolini.

Call him Gino for short.

Yeah. She sounds so happy.

Said that's the first time
they've all sat down

to a family dinner in years.

They ate, they laughed,
they even got up and danced.

Those Italian families
sound so warm.

Yeah, I know what you mean,
Woody.

Geez, I often wish that I was a
member of an ethnic group.

Aw, it's just as well.

I hate hugging.

Frasier, it's time to go.

Boy, I sure married
the right woman.

Goodbye, Mama. I love you.

See you next week.

Oh, wait a minute.
I almost forgot something.

Goodnight, Sammy.

Sammy, would you stop whining.
It's a family tradition...

You cross Mama, you sleep in the wall.