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Bye, guys.
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Catch you later.
Don't wait up.
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Isn't Karen with you?
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Uh, no.
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I'm going miniature golfing
and Karen is at the library.
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It's Saturday night
and Karen's at the library?
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Bet you she's checking out
something other than books.
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Frank, now,
that isn't fair.
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Maybe,
Karen's maturing.
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You know,
finding interests
other than boys.
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This could be
a real turning point.
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[SIGHS]
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Mom, I have
a major emergency.
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I met three guys
at the library,
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and I can't decide
which one to go out with.
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So much for
major turning points.
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Which one would
you choose, Mom,
Ted, Tom, or Tim?
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Well, Karen, I haven't
even met these boys.
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No problem.
They're right outside.
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Oh, boys, come on in.
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Mom, Frank,
meet Ted, Tom, and Tim.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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and, boy,
they were right.
[LAUGHS]
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Um, guys, why don't
you go in the kitchen
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and get something to drink?
And I'll be with you
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in a minute.
Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Bye.
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Bye, bye,
and bye.
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I think you can
see my dilemma.
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How am I supposed to decide
which guy is right for me?
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What you need to do,
Karen, is, you know,
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spend some time
with each guy,
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and find out
who you're
most compatible with
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based on
their personality,
their interests,
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and how they
treat you
as a person.
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Yeah, that is
very good advice.
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But I wanna keep
all three of them.
[GIGGLES]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[SIGHS]
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[CHANTING]
Sam! Sam! Sam!
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Quit it, quit it.
Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Dad, you should've seen it.
Sam is the queen
of miniature golf.
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She scored
five holes-in-one.I was in the zone.
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And it was not
just miniature golf.
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She kicked butt
at Skee-Ball, video games.
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This woman
is incredible.
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She's smart,
she's good at her job.
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Well, except for the fact
that she's dating J.T.,
she's my hero.
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Yeah, Dad, I mean,
you should've seen her
at the batting cage.
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She was incredible.
I mean,
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Well, so how'd
you do, Son?
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Well, I-- I made
solid contact.
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Yeah, he got hit
in the head with the ball.
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Yeah, but it was
a solid hit.
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00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,145
Well, I'm glad to see
that all those years in
Little League paid off.
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Uh, now, J.T.,
Sam, no offense,
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but, man, how can you
be laughing at the fact
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that your girlfriend
showed you up at
the batting cage?
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Oh, come on, man.
She didn't show me up.
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Not a big deal?
Man, you were
letting down the team.
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The team.
The guy team.
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You know,
the sports-loving,
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hairy-chested,
pants-wearing,
spitting-for-distance,
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we're-better-
than-they-are team.
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Really?
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nacho-belching,
armpit-music-playing,
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watch-me-light-this team.
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Can somebody
help me with this?
I can't open this bottle.
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Sure, Carol,
I'll help you.
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in our manhood that
we don't feel threatened
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if a woman is better
than us at something.
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[STRAINING]
God, this thing is stuck.
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Here, let me.
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Okay, let me see you.
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Ooh, very chic.
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Now, let me see
your very best
Linda Evangelista face.
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Hey, guys.
Mail's here.
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Oh, boy!
Anything for me?
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Um, yeah, here.
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I don't know.
I can't read.
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Well, let's see here.
It's from your doctor.
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Says that you need
a tetanus booster shot.
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Oh, man, those things hurt.
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A shot?
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[SCREAMING]
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Excellent bedside manner,
Dr. Kevorkian.
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Lilly. Lilly!
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Well, I do not know
where Lilly is...
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but she should not be
so afraid of a silly shot.
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I mean, shots keep
little girls healthy
so they do not get sick.
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LILLY:
Yeah, but they stick
a big needle in your butt.
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That's funny,
I can hear her,
but I cannot see her.
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So I will have to go outside
wearing this very coat.
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There you are!
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overhearing
my private musings?
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Okay, now listen.
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They do not
give you this shot
in the petite buttocks.
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They give you this shot
in the petitearm.
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And then afterwards,
the doctor give you
a nice big lollipop.
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I'm not going.
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Okay, I know
you're scared,
but listen, okay?
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Uncle Jean-Luc
is going to help you
through this.
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I'm going to go
with you and your mama,
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and I'm going
to hold your hand
the entire time. Now...
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Do we have a deal?
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Okay, but if
this shot hurts,
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I'm gonna have G.I. Joe
sock you in the eye.
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How very charming.
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All right,
don't worry, buddy.
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She can't keep this up
the whole game.
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Six in the corner pocket.
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[SCOFFS]
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That's 14.
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Three in the side pocket.
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Yes! Victory for Sam!
Victory for all women!
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Girls rule. Boys suck.
Girls rule. Boys suck.
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Girls rule.
Boys suck.
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Thanks for the game.
Sure.
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Hey, J.T.,
you wanna go, uh,
get some nachos?
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Oh, no, thanks, man,
I'm not hungry.Yeah, you are.
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Come on over here.
Excuse us, really hungry.
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You disgust me.
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What, man?
She's a good pool player.
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Look, yesterday she beat you
in the batting cages
and at golf.
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And today it's ping-pong
and now pool?
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How long do you think a chick
is going to stay with a guy
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who's not as tough
as she is?
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I don't know.
Let's ask Dana.
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That's just clever.
Okay, look.
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You're an embarrassment
to our gender.
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You wanna keep Sam,
you gotta make a showing.
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What are you talking
about, man? Everything's
fine between me and Sam.
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Yeah, well, now.
But, I mean,
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if she keeps beating you
at stuff, sooner or later,
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she's gonna lose
respect for you,
and eventually, dump you.
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You really think so?
I really know so.
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I mean, if you
don't wanna lose Sam,
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you gotta pick something that
you can at least beat her at.
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Maybe you're right, man.
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[DINGING]
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MACHO METER:
Macho Man says
you are a Terminator.
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BOTH:
Macho Meter.
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Hey, Sam,
over here.
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Let's, uh, let's try
the Macho Meter, huh?
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There's no way
she's stronger than me.
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I'm a guy.
[BOTH LAUGH]
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You just keep
telling yourself that.Yeah.
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Hey, she's with me.
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[SCOFFS]
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Come on, Sam,
I challenge you.
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Oh, this
should be good.
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Look, J.T., I'm not
into that whole
competitive thing.
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No, really, come on.
It'll be fun.
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Ready or not.
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[DINGING]
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MACHO METER:
You are a Powerhouse.
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Wow, I didn't think
I'd do that good.
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I guess it's 'cause
I've been working out.
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Oh, well, you know,
J.T.'s been
working out, too.
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You know,
open the refrigerator,
close the refrigerator.
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Go mark
your territory, Barky.
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Step aside.
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There's a man
in the house.
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The man in the house.
Man in the house.
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Man in the house!
Yeah!
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Are you warm?
Are you loose?
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Are you loose, boy?
Ooh, he is rock solid.
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Terminator.
All right.
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Looking for Terminator.
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[DINGING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, I, uh,
didn't get a good grip.
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It must have been those
greasy nachos I was eating.
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Let me try it again.
Lookie what you are.
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A wimp, wimp, wimp.
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Hey, man, back off.
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00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,081
What are you doing
with this guy?
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A babe like you,
you need a real man.
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00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,870
Hey.
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00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,523
I already told you,
man, back off.
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Who's gonna make me?
Me.
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00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,224
Yeah, right.
Go ahead, wimp boy.
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Make me back off.
Man, grow up.
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Nobody's looking
for trouble.I am.
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Are you okay?
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00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,937
Of course, I am.
I've got you
to protect me.
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Liar.
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00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,348
Hey, Lilly,
don't be afraid.
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00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,524
You know, all little girls
your age get vaccinations.
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It's not so bad.
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00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,484
Perhaps I can be
of some assistance?
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00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:02,662
Lilly, I have a friend
who got this shot last week,
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00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,751
and he wants to
tell you about it.
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00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,100
Would you like
to meet him?
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00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,232
Yeah?
200
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:11,235
Say hello to
Mr. Sock-rebleu.
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00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,413
[HIGH-PITCHED]
Hello, Lilly.
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00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,589
I have a secret
about getting shots.
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00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,766
You want to hear it?
Yeah.
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00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,637
Oh, boy, you're excited.
Okay.
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00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,338
that when they start
to give you the shot,
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00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:32,126
you just think of
something wonderful.
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00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:35,912
I like to think of
the model on page 16
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00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,001
of the Victoria's Secretcatalog.
209
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,964
I've named her Kim.
210
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,575
Okay, well, honey,
you think of Barney.
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00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,882
Barney,
I love Barney!
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00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,712
And I love Kim.
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00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,586
Hello.
Hello.
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00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:58,979
[NORMAL VOICE]
Ahem. Hello.
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00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,896
And, uh, which of you
is Lilly?
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00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,378
Nice try.
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00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,772
Dr. Martinez, this is
our friend Jean-Luc.
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00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,469
Pleasure.
Enchante.
219
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,471
Uh, here.
220
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,996
Ooh, that's quite
a nasty cut you have there.
221
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,737
Yeah, a little
kitchen accident.
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00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,087
That's what I get
for eating canned pate.
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00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,092
you'll need
a tetanus shot.
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00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,012
A shot?
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00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,101
Yes.
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00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,799
With a--
with a needle?
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00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:42,544
Yes.
228
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:46,417
I would think that
you were afraid of
having a shot.
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Afraid?
[SCOFFS]
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I am
Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux.
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00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,122
I laugh at fear.
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[LAUGHS]
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Lilly...
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00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:06,307
Yippie!
Yippie!
235
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,352
Listen to me,
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
236
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,311
I ain't getting
no stinking shot.
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00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,313
Don't be ridiculous,
Jean-Luc.
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00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,054
You cut your hand,
you gotta have
a tetanus shot.
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00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:17,840
Oh, really?
Yes.
240
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,973
Oh, tetanus can lead
to breathing problems,
241
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,975
heart trouble,
even death.
242
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:25,848
I can live with that.
243
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,024
Bye-bye.
244
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,679
Look, Jean-Luc,
I got a great big lollipop.
245
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,768
Oh, that's wonderful,
darling.
246
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,553
Okay, bye-bye.
Uh, Jean-Luc.
247
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:40,907
You can't go, Jean-Luc.
248
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,126
Yes, I did say that,
didn't I?
249
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,780
And guess what else.
250
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,001
Jean-Luc is gonna get
a shot just like you.
251
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,395
Goodie!
He can show me
how to be brave.
252
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:55,051
Yes, I-- I'll do that.
I'll show you
how to be brave.
253
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,924
How-how exactly, yes.
254
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,317
We'll be brave.
Okay, Lilly.
255
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,320
I know that you're
a very brave girl.
256
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:09,109
Barney.
Barney.
257
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,807
Barney.
Kim. Kim.
258
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:15,593
Kim. Kim. Kim. Kim.
259
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,987
Kim. Kim. Kim.
Barney.
260
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:21,295
All done.
Really? That didn't even hurt.
261
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,297
You know,
I hardly felt it myself.
262
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,952
Well, that's 'cause you
haven't gotten yours yet.
263
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,740
Barney.
Barney. Barney.
264
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,698
Don't be afraid,
Jean-Luc.
265
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,352
I'll sing you a song.
266
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:41,054
♪ Went up the waterspout
267
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:45,493
BOTH:
♪ Down came the rain
and washed the spider out
268
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:49,410
♪ Out came the sun
and dried up all the rain
269
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,065
♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider
270
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,197
♪ Climbed up
the spout again ♪
271
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,633
Oh, that was fun.
272
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,379
Feel better now?
273
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,468
Yes, I do feel better now.
Thank you.
274
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,647
It's done.
I already gave it to you.
275
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,567
And mommy is
so proud of you.
276
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,005
You are such
a brave boy.
277
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,920
And this is for you.
278
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,315
Thank you, my baby.
279
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,587
RICH: Look, you're
an embarrassment
to our gender.
280
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:39,895
MAN: A babe like you
needs a real man.
281
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,724
MACHO METER:
Wimp, wimp, wimp.
282
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,994
It's so great that J.T.
and Sam are getting married.
283
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,996
Wait until you see
the wedding gown.
284
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,956
It is the most
beautiful thing
I have ever seen.
285
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,570
Do you think maybe,
someday the four
of us can get married?
286
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,615
I do.
I do.
287
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,313
I do.
288
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,362
Hey, Karen,
how about sharing?
289
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,756
No way.
Find your own triplets.
290
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,541
[SCOFFS]
291
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,456
I never get to
have any fun.
292
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,027
So, J.T. and Sam
are getting married.
293
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,811
I guess you know
what that means.
294
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:31,294
Well, I sure do.
295
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,383
So they need to find
a tax-sheltered investment
296
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,299
such as municipal bonds
or an oil depletion allowance.
297
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,780
Man, it's no wonder
you don't have a woman.
298
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,263
[ORGAN PLAYING]
299
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,275
[ORGAN PLAYING WEDDING MARCH]
300
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,175
You are the most
beautiful bride
I have ever seen.
301
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,439
Thanks, Daddy.
302
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,835
Oh, he is so beautiful.
303
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,023
Now, you be gentle
with my baby.
304
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:52,810
Whoa!
305
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,685
Dearly beloved,
by the power vested in me,
306
00:17:57,772 --> 00:18:00,514
I now pronounce you
man and wimp.
307
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,386
You may kiss the bride.
308
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,909
Give me some sugar!
309
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,393
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
310
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,308
Mr. and Mrs.
Samantha Milano.
311
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,833
[ORGAN PLAYING]
312
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,400
Hey, congratulations.
313
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:27,062
J.T., I brought you
a little something for
your wedding night.
314
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,021
'Cause your first night
should be very special.
315
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,806
I hope it's your size.
316
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,811
No!
317
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,553
No. No!
318
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,902
No.
319
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,773
[GROANS]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
320
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,385
[SIGHS]
321
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,214
[SIGHS]
322
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,089
Hi.
Hi.
323
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,096
Man, I just had
a horrible dream
we got married.
324
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,184
Thanks a lot.
325
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,800
I was the bride
and you were the groom.
326
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:13,282
J.T., are you still upset
because of all that stuff
that happened yesterday?
327
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,154
I told you,
it's no big deal.
328
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,330
I know, but I just can't
stop thinking about it.
329
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,071
I mean, you've been winning
at everything we do.
330
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,986
So what?
331
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,772
So... Why are
you with me?
332
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,034
You deserve a real man.
333
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,951
I've got you.
334
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,261
My last boyfriend
was such a macho jerk,
335
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,438
I had to lose on purpose
just so he wouldn't get upset.
336
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,091
But with you,
it's different.
337
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,444
Really?
Yeah.
338
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,446
Like the other day
at the batting cage.
339
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,709
It was nice getting
all those hits,
340
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:52,321
but when I saw how
proud you were of me,
it made my day.
341
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,237
There's no way
my last boyfriend
would let me be myself
342
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:56,934
without feeling threatened.
343
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,201
to handle a woman
like you.
344
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,510
Well, it's a good thing
I'm not dating "some guys."
345
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:08,816
I'm dating you.
346
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,695
Wanna arm wrestle?
Don't start.
347
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,712
[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYING]
348
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,852
Please, I wanna
take you to the prom.
349
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,984
No way.
She's going with me.
350
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,725
Hey, I saw her first.
351
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:51,032
Boys, boys, please, please.
352
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,774
This can never be.
I'm a married woman.
353
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:57,952
And besides, I'm old enough
to be your older sister.
354
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,738
But we love you.
355
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,784
Yes, you're a goddess.
356
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,307
Oh, gosh.
357
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:06,917
I don't wanna hurt
anyone's feelings,
358
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:10,181
but I have all the man
I can handle.
359
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:25,022
I just had this feeling
you needed me.
360
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,158
Oh, Frank.
361
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,508
that's romantic
yet appropriate
362
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:34,597
for young children during
the family viewing hour.
363
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,167
Here you go, boys.
364
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:40,734
Go build yourself a toy.
365
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,258
Ah, Frank!
366
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,391
Oh, eat your heart out, boys.
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