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-Hey. Howdy, Mr. L.
-Hey, Rich.
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Come on in.
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Yeah, I just subscribed
to the Maximum Sports
channel.
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Oh, it's got everything.
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It's got
basketball and football
and hockey and soccer,
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and some crazy
Australian game
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where a bunch of women
get together
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and just beat the snot
out of each other.
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Well, that's what I call
a maximum sports channel.
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Yeah, sit down,
sit down, sit down.
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Oh, no way. Oh, no way.
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Mr. L, this is
the Bucks-Clippers game.
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I thought
this wasn't televised.
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Yeah, well,
it is if you've got
the Maximum Sports channel.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, Rich,
I'm ready to go.
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Oh, yeah,
just a second, Sweetie.
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The Clippers got the ball,
and we're down by three.
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That's charging!
That's charging!
That's Mike's ball.
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Honey, the movie's gonna
start in 20 minutes.
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We have to leave now.
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Frank,
are you going to fix
the garbage disposal?
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Yeah, okay, honey.
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You said "Okay, honey"
an hour ago.
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Okay, honey.
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Mom, you get the feeling
they're not listening to us?
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BOTH:
Yes!
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Boys,
since you're so busy,
Dana and I
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are gonna put on
our leather bikinis
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and go out with
a couple of bikers
named Fuzzy and Scuzzy.
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BOTH:
Yes!
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Karen,
what are you doing?
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Setting a trap
for Kyle McCormick.
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Oh, he's hot.
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I've been spraying my perfume
in strategic places--
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His locker,
his desk in homeroom.
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Pretty soon,
his animal instincts
will take over
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and he'll track me down
and claim me for his own.
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Well,
that's very romantic.
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If you're a moose.
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Ladies,
looking good today.
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Ooh, there's Kyle.
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[sniffs]
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Bingo.
He's taking the bait.
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Now watch me reel him in
like a great, big love tuna.
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He's coming over.
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Hey, Karen. You know,
I like your perfume.
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Really? Oh, that's so sweet
of you to notice.
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Yeah, it reminds me
of my mother.
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Hey, you're Al Lambert,
aren't you?
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Yeah.
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How'd you like
to go out tonight?
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Sure.
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Great. I'll--
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
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Okay.
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Looks like
I bagged your tuna.
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Well-- well, thanks.
I-- I had a great time.
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Yeah? Me too.
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Well, I guess
this is goodnight.
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You know, I had
this car customized.
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Yeah,
I figured a CD player
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wasn't standard equipment
on a '57 Chevy.
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No, I'm not talking
about the radio.
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I'm talking
about the seats.
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Just relax, lean back,
and check this out.
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It's pretty cool, huh?
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Ow. Hey,
what are you doing?
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I was about to ask you
the same question.
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What?
I thought we were just
having a little fun.
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Yeah,
before you turned your car
into a sleazy motel room.
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Hey, where are you
going, babe?
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Look, Bonnie Casset
and Jackie Frager
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didn't mind
rolling around
in the love mobile.
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In fact, I haven't
had any complaints yet.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
I have a complaint.
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You're a pig.
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J.T., J.T.,
guess what is just
about to burst out of me?
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Upstairs,
first door on the left.
Jiggle the handle.
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No, no, no, not that.
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How would you like to see
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two of the most
super extra-sexy woman
on the face of the Earth?
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You got tickets
for mud wrestling tonight?
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No, not mud wrestling.
Come on, J.T.
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Woman in bikinis
rolling around in the mud,
this is not sexy.
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Eh, it's a little bit sexy,
but that's not the point.
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The point is that I,
Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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have spent the entire day
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giving a fabulous makeover
to Carol and Dana
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so that their stupid
American men will not
take them for granted.
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And therefore,
without further ado,
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I, Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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present to you the two
new and improved
femme fatales
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of Port Washington.
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Whoa, Carol.
Carol, you look great.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, Dana, wow, you--
you almost look like a chick.
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And you can almost
kiss my butt.
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The two of you look
[SPEAKS FRENCH] fabulous.
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And I guarantee your men
will not ignore you now.
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[LAUGHS]
I stake my Rieupeyroux
reputation on it!
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Oh, look at that!
Another slam dunk.
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Ooh, Michael Jordan
is the man.
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I'm thinking of shaving
a "23" right in the side
of my head.
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-What do you think?
-I like it.
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Hi, Frank.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, Rich.
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Hi, Dane.
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Oh, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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[BOTH GROAN]
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Frank, how do you like
my new dress?
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I sure will, honey.
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Oh, look at that!
Another slam dunk!
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[WHOOPING]
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These guys are hopeless.
Let's get out of here.
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Thanks a lot, Rich.
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You're welcome.
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What was their problem?
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Well, their problem
is they're in love
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with a couple
of romantically-challenged
couch potatoes!
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-Hey, we're watching the game!
-Hey, what are you thinking?
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Shut up!
You both make me so mad,
I could just do this.
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Your women
are starved for attention,
and what do you do?
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You ignore them to stare
at the television and go--
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[IMITATES WHOOPING]
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What are you talking about?
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I pay a lot
of attention to Carol.
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Just-- just not
when I'm watching sports.
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And how many hours
have you spent
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watching the mega mondo
maxi macho sports channel?
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Well, maybe you're right.
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Maybe-- maybe I've been
spending too much time
watching sports,
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so I'll go up and find Carol
and say I'm sorry.
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I think the ship
has sailed on "I'm sorry."
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I mean,
that may be pretty good
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when you do something like
eat a late-night bean burrito
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and keep Carol up all night.
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You know, you're right.
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I mean,
we have been treating
the girls unfairly.
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What do we need to do
to make it up to them?
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You need to sweep them
off their foot,
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which you obviously
don't know how to do,
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so, much as I revile you,
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tonight, I,
Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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will transform you both
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into suave,
continental love machines.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello,
Al's answering service.
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No, Al's not here.
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No, I can't pencil you in
for a date with her.
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Just try back in a few months,
all right?
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This is getting ridiculous.
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I don't get it.
All the boys are calling
Al instead of me.
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It's like the whole world
has gone crazy.
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Look, Karen, no offense,
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but, uh,
you're over the hill, babe.
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Past your prime.
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She's in, you're out.
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She's young, you're old.
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Get over it.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Hi, Karen.
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Hi.
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Well, I guess I'll just
leave you two old hags alone
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so you can compare
liver spots
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and talk about the good,
old days, huh?
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Okay.
What was that all about?
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J.T. thinks
that the reason
every boy in school
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is calling Al instead of me
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is because I'm over the hill.
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Well,
you're not over the hill.
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You're just not easy.
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See, the word around school
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is that Al and Kyle McCormick...
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you know.
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The big "you know"?
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Yep.
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They did
the horizontal macarena.
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I can't believe
that Al went all the way
with Kyle McCormick.
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How could she do that?
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You know what, guys?
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I think this sweater
is really working for me.
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I mean, every guy in school
said hello to me today.
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Whoa. Look at all
these messages.
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Jason, Devon, Brandon, Tate?
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I guess I'd have a stack
of messages from boys too,
if I was easy.
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What is that
supposed to mean?
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Uh-oh. Um,
this could get ugly.
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I'll be upstairs.
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Where do you get off
calling me easy?
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Come on, Al.
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I know you went all the way
with Kyle McCormick.
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For your information,
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the only thing
I did with that creep
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was leave him
and his love mobile
in my dust.
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That's not what I heard.
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Well then, whoever
you heard it from
is a liar.
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Karen,
how can you believe
such a stupid rumor?
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Well, it's the only thing
that makes sense.
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I mean, why else
would all the boys
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be calling you instead of me?
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Well, here's a theory.
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Maybe they're just not
interested in a vain, jealous,
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self-centered snob.
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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[SIGHS]
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God, I'm good.
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Frank, you look
super extra fantastic.
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Well, listen,
I know these monkey suits
are supposed to be suave,
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but it doesn't
feel right on me.
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Come on, Frank.
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When Carol sees you
dressed like this,
she will melt.
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Just like
Tammy Faye Bakker's face
on a hot day.
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I'm not so sure
Carol's even gonna be here.
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She was so upset with me
this afternoon.
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Well, fortunately,
you had the good sense
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to send her flowers,
candy,
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and a very tasteful
gold bracelet.
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By the way,
you owe me $385.
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Rich Halke,
reporting for romance.
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[IMITATES SIZZLING]
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What do you think, huh?
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You look like the mayor
of munchkin city.
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I know.
It's pretty hip, huh?
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And the best thing about it,
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this baby only cost me
$4.95.
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I think you overpaid.
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Now, um,
I'll go check on dinner
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and tell the ladies
you're ready for them.
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Mr. L, huh, how about this?
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You and Mrs. L,
me and Dana.
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It's kinda like going
on a double date, huh?
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Oh, yeah, it's a big
dream come true.
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Hi, Rich.
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Oh, mama.
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I mean...
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Dana,
you look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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And you look like...
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Super Fly.
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Thank you.
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Allow me to escort you
to your table, madam.
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Mmm.
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Whoa...
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Oh, mama.
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Thanks, Frank.
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That's exactly the reaction
I was hoping for.
248
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:58,968
Oh. Ugh.
This is so beautiful.
249
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,797
[SIGHS]
250
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,018
Okay,
what happens next?
251
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,629
What happens next...
252
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:11,459
Open the champagne,
you nincompoop!
253
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:14,070
Yeah, the champagne.
254
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:17,857
Uh, 1993.
A very good year.
255
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,555
Uh, "Best if used
before February of '97."
256
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,647
-Okay, here we go.
-[CORK POPS]
257
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,955
[ALARM BLARING]
258
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:36,353
I-- I don't have my keys.
259
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,181
[ALARM CHIRPS, STOPS]
260
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,404
Listen, Carol, I'm sorry.
261
00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:46,711
This, uh, night was supposed
to be special for you,
262
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:51,325
but champagne and tuxedos
and being suave,
263
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,893
well, it's just not me.
264
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,721
Yeah, and I really wanna
show you a good time
tonight, Dana,
265
00:14:56,808 --> 00:15:00,377
and I know...I look
good in a tux.
266
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:04,207
But...it's just
not me either.
267
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:08,298
I think you guys
are doing great.
268
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,605
-Really?
-Yeah.
269
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:16,524
You know,
Frank, the candles,
the champagne, the flowers,
270
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,309
the romantic music,
it's so wonderful.
271
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,095
But you know what
the most romantic thing
about tonight was?
272
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,705
When you turned off the TV
273
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,402
and you said, "I wanna
spend the evening with you."
274
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:28,623
So you're, uh,
you're not disappointed?
275
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:33,193
I mean, that I'm not
a debonair sophisticate
like Jean-Luc?
276
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,195
Why would I
be disappointed?
277
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:38,154
I'm having a wonderful evening
with the man I love.
278
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,678
You wanna dance?
279
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,767
I would love to.
280
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,600
Would you care to dance?
281
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,124
Absolutely.
282
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:58,609
First,
lose the Elton John shoes.
283
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,698
But they're really
working for me.
284
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:04,180
No, they're really,
really not.
285
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,201
Hey, my tray
was here first.
286
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,421
-Well, I'm not moving.
-Neither am I.
287
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,770
-Fine.
-Fine.
288
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:36,125
Well, I'm glad that during
these troubling times
289
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,389
you two have found a way
to put your differences aside
and patch things up.
290
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,000
BOTH:
Shut up!
291
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,916
Perhaps I should find
another table.
292
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,528
Hey, you're Al Lambert,
aren't you?
293
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,443
Yeah.
294
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:53,012
Well, I'm Morton Osgood,
and I hear you're a real
party gal.
295
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,536
Excuse me?
296
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,103
Well, the word around
the chess club
297
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,843
is that you're quite
a hot little number,
298
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:02,673
and I was hoping that, well,
maybe you could rock my world.
299
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,853
Listen, nimrod.
300
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,682
You go tell the rest
of the geek squad
301
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,728
and anyone else you see
302
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,644
that those rumors about me
and Kyle McCormick
are lies!
303
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,386
Ah, Lambert.
Well, I heard
that you were feisty.
304
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,214
Shut up.
305
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:22,519
Hey, Al, how about going
to the drive-in Saturday?
306
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,652
Hear you got a thing
for cars.
307
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,871
Leave me alone.
308
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,656
Oh, don't get
all bent out of shape.
309
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,310
It's okay. We like you.
310
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,529
In fact,
the whole football team
just loves you.
311
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,054
Knock it off.
312
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,673
Al...
313
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:50,286
You know, Karen,
just go away, Okay?
314
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:53,724
Are you okay?
315
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:54,812
No.
316
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,250
No, I'm not okay!
317
00:17:57,337 --> 00:18:00,557
Everybody in this school
thinks that I'm a tramp,
including you!
318
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:07,651
Look, I know I said
some terrible things
about you the other day,
319
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:11,220
and I'm really,
really sorry.
320
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,701
I guess I just let myself
believe the rumors
321
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,529
because I was jealous.
322
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,184
Of what? Of What?
323
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,534
That everybody
thinks I'm easy?
324
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,710
No.
325
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:27,018
No, I was jealous
because for the first time,
326
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,544
it wasn't my stack
of phone messages
on the counter.
327
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,633
You were the one
getting all the calls,
328
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,288
and I just
couldn't handle it.
329
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,206
Is there anything I can do
to make it up to you?
330
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,383
Yeah, you can make
this whole thing go away.
331
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,646
[LAUGHTER]
332
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,475
Oh, I'm a funny guy.
What can I say?
333
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,174
I think we can
take care of that.
334
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,437
Follow me.
335
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,491
Excuse me, Kyle?
336
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,275
Excuse me, ladies.
337
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,278
Karen.
You're looking good.
338
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,454
Give it a rest, Kyle.
339
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,240
Everybody, I, uh,
need your attention.
340
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,459
Hey, you in the back,
listen up.
341
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,419
We need to clear up
the little matter
of what actually happened
342
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:23,162
between Kyle McCormick
and Al Lambert.
343
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,989
There seems to be
a difference of opinion.
344
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,600
I don't think we really
need to get into this.
345
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,689
Oh, I think we do.
346
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:32,606
Al, why don't
you tell everyone
exactly what happened
347
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,348
between you and Kyle
in his car?
348
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,393
Love to.
349
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,700
Nothing happened.
350
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:43,094
He tried to put his big,
ugly paws all over me,
351
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,314
so I called him a pig
and got out of the car.
352
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,837
Yeah, that's what you say--
353
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,535
No, that's the truth!
354
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,450
Look, I don't care how far
you got in that car
355
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:51,842
with Bonnie or Jackie.
356
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,714
You don't
get anywhere with me.
357
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,368
Wait a minute.
What did he say
he did with me?
358
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:59,328
Well, Bonnie, he said he went
all the way with you.
359
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,808
Well, he's a liar.
360
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,723
'Cause I didn't do
anything with him.
361
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,464
Me neither.
362
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,335
The only time I touched him
363
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:10,339
was when I slapped him
in the face and got
out of the car.
364
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,995
Gee, Kyle, looks like
the only person you've
gone all the way with
365
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,345
is yourself.
366
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,651
[LAUGHTER]
367
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:18,782
Look, I don't have
to listen to this.
368
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,828
You shut your mouth.
369
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,133
All right?
I'm out of here.
370
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,918
Yeah, beat it, creep.
371
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,399
Yeah, we don't need jerks
like you hanging around here.
372
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,578
All right, anyone else
wanna mess around with me?
373
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,234
That's not what I meant.
374
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,854
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
375
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,943
Carol?
376
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,292
CAROL:
Be down in a minute.
Make yourself comfortable.
377
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,468
Well, we gonna be late
for work.
378
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,345
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
This may be the single
greatest moment
379
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,130
in the history of the Maximum Sports channel.
380
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,350
It's for the goal.
From the two.
381
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,177
Five seconds left
in the game.
382
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,962
The crowd is on their feet.
383
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,703
Oh, la, la.
384
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,357
Favre takes the snap,
hands to Bennett.
385
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,097
He dives, he scores.
386
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,925
Touchdown Packers!
387
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:19,278
Oh, oui,touchdown!
What's a touchdown?
388
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,410
Look at that festive
little dance.
389
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,152
One of the greatest moments
in NFL history.
390
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:27,286
Let's see that again.
391
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,896
Okay, Jean-Luc,
are you ready to go?
392
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:31,333
Okay, honey.
393
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,205
Are you listening to me?
394
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,424
Yes!
395
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,210
Yes, yes!
396
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,125
Super fantastic!
397
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,085
Excellent! Oui! Oui!
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