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[STRAINING]
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Come on, Al, pull!
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I am pulling.
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Pull harder!
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Karen,
if I pull any harder,
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I'm gonna
break your pelvis.
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Who cares?
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Once I get
these jeans on,
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Okay. Okay.
I got it.
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Button it!
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If that's what it takes
to get 'em on,
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Oh, that was just
the button.
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[CROWBAR CLATTERS]
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Now we gotta
close her up.
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I have a date
with Cameron Loring,
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the hottest guy in school.
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And he really likes girls
in tight jeans.
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Oh, Karen, please.
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I know.
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I'm shallow,
I'm superficial,
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and an embarrassment
to sisterhood.
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Now shut up
and help me zip.
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Okay.
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All right, on three.
Ready?
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One, two, three!
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[GRUNTING]
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See?
Told you they fit.
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Now all I have to do
is put on some
six-inch heels.
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Uh, Cameron
also likes tall girls.
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So anyway, Alana,
I was wondering
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if tonight
you'd care to join me
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for dinner, or perhaps
a trip to the cinema?
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What'd she say?
What'd she say?
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Shh! Shut up!
Be quiet.
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Oh, very well, then.
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Okay. All right.
Tonight it is.
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All right.
Ciao,baby.
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She said yes?
Yeah, she said yes.
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Oh, I don't believe it.
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You got a date
with Alana Mills?
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Boy, she's hot.
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I heard she French-kisses
on the first date.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, yeah. Tongue town.
Tongue town.
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Tongue town.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Tongue town.
Tongue town.
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We need to get those boys
a football.
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All right, showgirls.
Break it up.
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We got some
grocery shopping to do.
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Come on.
Move it or lose it.
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Move it or...
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Lucky you're younger
than me.
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Hey, uh, J.T., bro,
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how about, uh, lending me
your bachelor pad
tonight, huh?
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What for?
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No, I just happen
to have a date
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with the hottest babe
in school.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, you're serious.
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Wow, well, way to go, Mark.
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Yeah, man,
I'm proud of you.
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You've finally grown up
to be a horn dog,
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just like the rest of us.
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Of course you can use
the pad, bro.
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All right.
Thanks, J.T.
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And tonight,
when I'm with Alana,
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I'll be thinking of you.
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Bro, we need to talk.
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Men are scum.
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They're nothing
but skirt-chasing,
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two-timing, lying pigs.
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Bad date?
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Cameron dumped me
for Liz Kavanagh.
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Which makes no sense.
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I mean,
I have a better body.
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Especially in these jeans.
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I have longer legs.
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Especially in
these boots.
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except for the highlights.
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Karen, has it ever
occurred to you
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that it just might not
be about looks?
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Yeah, right.
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It's gotta be something.
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Lips! That's it!
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Well, Karen,
if this guy dumped you
because of your lips,
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he's not worth
going out with anyway.
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[SCOFFS]
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I'm going to my room.
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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Man, can you believe
that Pamela Anderson
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can run across
a beach like that
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and never be nominated
for an Emmy?
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Oh, yeah.
That's right.
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I be cool,
I be bad,
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I be fly.
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You be Zorro.
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That's right, gentlemen.
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I'm coming into this date
with my own spit,
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and I'm coming out
with somebody else's.
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Hey!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Oh, God, that's her.
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Oh, man.
Now I'm really nervous.
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Mark, Mark, listen.
Just calm down.
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You'll be fine,
all right?
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Go with the flow.
All right.
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Go with the flow.
Okay.
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Go with the flow.
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Go with the flow.
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Hi.
[STAMMERS] I...
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Nice place.
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Uh, sorry,
but that's what happens
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when you have lots
of athletic equipment.
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So... Well, do you have
my English homework?
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Oh. Oh, yeah,
it's all done.
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Uh, ten pages, footnotes,
and bibliography.
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Wow, that's great.
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Gotta find a way
to thank you.
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Well, uh, a person could
say "Thank you" in many ways.
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A fruit basket,
for example,
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or a witty card,
or note, or...
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That works, too.
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Maybe we should just,
you know, get to know each
other a little bit better.
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Maybe share a beverage,
or some pickles.
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Why don't we just
turn out the lights
and see what happens?
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Wait.
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Um, you know,
you'll have to excuse me.
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I'll be right back.
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Go fish.
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Oh, man, guys. Guys.
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She wants
to turn off the lights
and see what happens.
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What should I do?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but I thought
there'd be a few stops
along the way.
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I mean, man, this,
this train is like
the bullet train.
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She's...
She's just moving
way too fast for me.
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She's moving way too fast
for Charlie Sheen.
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Mark, okay, listen.
Listen.
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Just go back in there,
all right?
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Put on some slow music,
and, uh, go with the flow.
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Okay. All right,
I'll give it a shot.
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All right?
All right.
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With the flow.
With the flow.
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Just go with the flow.
Going with the flow.
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Go with the flow.
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Okay, I'm back
with the beverages.
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Oh, I, uh, see you've
turned down the lights again.
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Is that okay?
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Oh, sure.
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I'm not afraid
of the dark anymore.
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I got rid of that
nightlight years ago.
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Let me open this
for you.
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Oh! Oh, jeez.
Oh!
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It's okay.
I'll just take
my shirt off.
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Take off your shirt?
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[SENSUAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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Here, could you
hang this up for me?
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Wonder how Mark's doing.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
Guess the date's over.
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[ENGINE REVS]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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I can't believe Mark
didn't call me last night.
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I was up all night
wondering what happened
with him and Alana.
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Well, I know what
I would do with her.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, um, so how'd it go
with Alana last night, huh?
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Well, I'd rather not
talk about it.
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Come on, man.
I need details.
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Guys, come on,
just back off.
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Uh, no, no, no.
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At least tell me...
Did you kiss her?
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Well, actually,
she kissed me.
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She kissed you?
Oh, my gosh!
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Tell me, man,
did you see any skin?
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Well, she did
take her shirt off, but...
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She took her shirt off!
Shh.
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Who took
her shirt off?
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Alana Mills.
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Yeah, she was all over
our buddy Mark last night.
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All right.
Way to go, Foster.
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It's no big deal.
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You know, I always thought
you were kind of a geek,
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but I guess you're cool.
Yeah.
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Well, what can I say?
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Color me studly, huh?
Yeah.
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Okay, so you're alone,
her shirt's off.
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What happened?
Yeah, come on.
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Oh, little, little boys.
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You have so much
to learn.
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Mark.
MARK: No, no, no.
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Let's just say that
Alana's a woman,
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I'm a man,
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and she wasn't
wearing a shirt.
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And let's just say
you ran out of the room
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crying for your mommy.
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Oh, man.
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You ran away?
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Please say
it ain't so.
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I knew it, Foster.
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You're a wimp.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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Hey, guess what,
everybody?
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Alana Mills
took her shirt off
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and Foster
ran for his mommy!
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[KIDS LAUGHING]
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Great.
Now the whole
school knows.
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Would you
take it easy?
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The whole school
doesn't know.
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BOY: [ON PA] Attention,
fellow students.
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Important announcement.
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Mark Foster
ran away from a girl.
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It's official,
he's a wimp.
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Okay, Al,
what's going on?
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Well, come here, Dad.
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Listen, I got a message
that there's something
wrong with Mark.
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Now, what's the emergency?
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Yeah, everyone's
making fun of him.
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Everybody always
makes fun of Mark.
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I know, but this time
it's pretty bad.
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He locked himself
in his locker.
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What?
Here.
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There's a flyer
going around school.
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It explains
the whole thing.
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[MUTTERS]
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"Hottest girl in school...
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"Shirt off...
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"Ran like a bunny"?
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"Mama's boy."
Oh, boy.
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Okay, I got it.
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Locker number six.
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Thanks, Al.
I'll see you at dinner.
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Sure.
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Mark.
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MARK: Go away.
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Mark...
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Frank, we're gonna have to talk later.
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I'm waiting until nightfall.
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Then... I can make my way home through the sewer system.
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Come on, Mark.
Don't you think that's
a little extreme?
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I mean, you're gonna have
to come out of that locker
sooner or later...
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Thanks.
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Frank, I was alone
with a girl's chest.
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It was everything
I ever dreamed about,
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and I ran like
the wimp that I am.
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Mark,
you are not a wimp.
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Frank, even the kid
that walks backwards
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and thinks he's Batman
made fun of me.
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Well, you just have
to forget
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about what all the other
kids are saying, okay?
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It doesn't matter
what they say.
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Now, as far
as I'm concerned,
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you, you were
alone with a girl
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who wanted to move
faster than you did,
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and you didn't feel
comfortable with that,
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so you walked out,
256
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,160
and I think
that takes guts.
257
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,206
You really think so?
258
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,599
I absolutely think so.
259
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:58,734
Mark, is it true
what everyone's saying
about you and Alana Mills?
260
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,389
Yes, it is.
261
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,739
Go ahead.
Take your best shot.
262
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,220
Would you like to go
to the movies with me
sometime?
263
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,267
You wanna go out
on a date with me?
264
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,226
Yeah, I hear you're
the only guy in school
265
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,010
who isn't a horn dog.
266
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,492
Well,
that's absolutely true.
267
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,537
Mark here's a fine,
young gentleman.
268
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,844
Thanks, Frank.
I can take it from here.
269
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,891
Oh. Bye.
270
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,503
Would you like
to walk me to Biology?
271
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,898
It'd be my pleasure.
272
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,421
Ooh!
273
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:35,727
[GRUNTS]
274
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,381
It's okay.
All right.
275
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,129
Okay, look, guys.
I don't have much time.
276
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:50,220
Karen is
right behind me.
277
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:51,656
BOTH: What?
Yeah.
278
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:55,617
I know. I know.
And I...
279
00:13:55,704 --> 00:14:01,623
So, look,
just don't stare,
280
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,016
How big are they?
281
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,258
Hewwo.
282
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,262
Whoa, mama!
283
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,138
These burgers are good.
284
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,925
Uh, so, what's new?
285
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,804
Uh, that's a...
That's a nice sweater,
Karen.
286
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:58,898
Yeah, it, um, goes, uh,
really well with that
shade of lip size.
287
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,551
[SNICKERING]
288
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,384
Here, have some corn.
289
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:08,820
Thanks.
290
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,798
All right, Karen.
Look.
291
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,756
Let's just stop pretending
everything's normal, okay?
292
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:39,808
had some collagen injections,
and your lips are swollen.
293
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,297
What'd you
enhance them with,
a caulking gun?
294
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,565
You know,
J.T., shut up.
295
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,001
She doesn't need
any of your lip.
296
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,494
Whoa, Karen!
You look pretty cool.
297
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,324
Wiwwy?
298
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,936
Yeah. You look
just like the Joker.
299
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,379
Okay. I get it.
300
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,208
I wook widicuwous.
301
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,254
I'm never going out
in public again.
302
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,169
I'm compwetewy humiwiated.
303
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,402
Karen, it's me.
304
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,927
KAREN: Go away.
I don't need you
to yell at me.
305
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,494
I'm not gonna yell at you,
306
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,975
but I think we should
talk about this.
307
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,064
Don't want you
to see me.
308
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,674
I wook wike a fweak.
309
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,070
It can't be that bad.
310
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,246
Besides, collagen's
only temporary.
311
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,856
In a couple of weeks,
it'll dissolve
312
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:26,393
and you'll be
back to normal.
313
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,612
Oh, honey, you don't
have to hide that way.
314
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,136
It can't be that bad.
315
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,842
Wow.
316
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,195
I never should have
done this.
317
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,070
Well, I agree.
318
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,855
I really don't think
it's right to mess with
your body that way.
319
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,074
I know.
320
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,685
Well, why'd you do it?
321
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,430
I guess I panicked
when Cameron dumped me,
322
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,128
and I thought
this would help.
323
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,479
So you did this
to yourself
324
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,307
for a guy
you went out with once?
325
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,922
Well, no,
it's not just that.
326
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,709
I see all these models
in magazines and on T.V.,
327
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,799
and I see
what guys want.
328
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,149
They want women
to be perfect.
329
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,064
You know, no fat,
330
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:32,111
teeny waist,
big chest,
331
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:36,376
full, pouty...
wips.
332
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,772
[SIGHS]
333
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,557
You know what?
You're right.
334
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,428
Those images are out there
everywhere you look,
335
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,474
and it stinks.
336
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,563
Whoever cooked up this idea
337
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,695
that women weren't
worth anything unless
they look a certain way
338
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,044
ought to be shot.
339
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,222
But, Karen, I mean,
340
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,050
I know sometimes you get
caught up in your looks,
341
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,532
but if you wanna know
how beautiful
you really are,
342
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,752
you gotta look inside.
343
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:08,451
You're funny
and you're sweet,
344
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,714
and, best of all,
you've got a good heart.
345
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:11,846
That's what counts.
346
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:17,068
Wish I'd thought of that
before I did it.
347
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,811
Now I've got to pay
this off my cwedit card
348
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:24,772
and walk awound
wooking wike a duck.
349
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,734
Yeah, but I bet
350
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:34,173
this is "wast" time
you use collagen again.
351
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,436
Absowutewy.
352
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,567
[BOTH LAUGH]
353
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:49,579
All right, J.T.,
you take the fridge,
I'll take the cupboards.
354
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,885
Okay.
Okay.
355
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:58,414
Rich! Look! Cake!
356
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,764
No, uh, no.
Uh, J.T., come on, man.
357
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,462
Chocolate cake
is your dad's favorite.
358
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,290
Oh, you leave something
like that out,
359
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,770
you're just asking
for it to be taken.
360
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,032
All right,
let's go for it.
361
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,208
Yes.
[ALARM BLARING]
362
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,340
Aah!
363
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,429
I think your dad's
onto us.
364
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:14,865
FRANK: Ah-ha!
365
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,042
[TURNS OFF ALARM]
366
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,348
Well, well, well.
367
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:23,047
What have we
got here, huh?
368
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:26,007
[STAMMERS]
We were just having
a little snack, Dad.
369
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,878
A little snack?
370
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,837
Do you know what I've been
paying for food lately?
371
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,839
$900 a week.
372
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,582
You touch the food
in this house again,
373
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,801
I'm gonna sic
an attack dog on you.
374
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,806
Night.
[LAUGHS]
375
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,157
Attack dog!
376
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,768
He's bluffing.
Let's raid the fridge.
377
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:48,943
Come on.
378
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,904
[HIGH-PITCHED BEEP]
379
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,167
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
380
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,995
[GROWLING]
381
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,741
Nice doggie.
382
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,090
N-Nice doggie.
Nice doggie.
383
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,620
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