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[VIDEO GAME PLAYING ON TV]
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ruler of the universe.
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[EXPLOSION ON TV]
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Now you're a hunk
of space cheese.
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Hi, guys.
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Where's everybody else?
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Dana's studying.
Al's in her room.
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Karen's doing her nails.
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Oh, and, uh,
J.T.'s upstairs
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in his bedroom
with his girlfriend.
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J.T.'s upstairs with Sam?
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Yeah, and we're not
supposed to bug him.
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I think they're playing
the Quiet Game.
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Well, honey,
the Quiet Game is over.
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J.T., can I speak to you
for a minute?
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J.T.:
I'm kinda busy right now.
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Get your butt down here!
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[GASPS]
Ooh, Daddy said "butt."
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He's gotta put a quarter
in the cussing jar.
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That'll take care of the rest
of my conversation with him.
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Now go.
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What's the problem, Dad?
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But we weren't
doing anything.
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where there weren't a bunch
of rug rats running around.
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J.T., you know
the rules here.
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Dad, I'm too old
for that rule.
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Well, now, the way
I look at it, son,
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I mean, when you're five,
it's okay to have a girl
up in your room.
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When you're 12, eh,
it's kind of a gray area.
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When you're your age,
if you have a girl
up in your bedroom,
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you better be wearing
a wedding ring.
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Fine, then Sam and I
will just go somewhere else
to be alone.
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Okay, just be home
by midnight.
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[SCOFFS]
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A curfew?
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[SCOFFING]
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Son, do you have a problem
with the curfew,
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or are you
hacking up a furball?
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Dad, I'm 20 years old.
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When can I stop following
these stupid rules?
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When you move out
of the house.
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Fine.
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Maybe I will move out.
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Okay.
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Really, I'm not kidding.
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And you can't stop me.
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I wasn't gonna stop you.
I was gonna help you pack.
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Hey, everybody,
J.T. is moving out!
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[CHEERING]
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[OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
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Bye, J.T.
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Nice knowing you.
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We're really
gonna miss you, son.
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Oh, hi, girls.
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I am so glad
you're all here.
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I've been thinking,
you know,
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and I had a great idea.
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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You mean, it's not
like Mother's Day
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or your birthday,
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Yeah.
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Are we being punished?
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No, you're not
being punished.
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while we still have
the chance to do that.
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Oh, my God.
You're dying, aren't you?
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No, I'm not dying.
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It's okay, Mom,
we can take it.
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How long have you got?
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I just want to spend
some time with you.
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I'm not dying.
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Oh, good,
then there's no hurry on
this girls' night out thing.
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But, hey, good idea.
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We'll spend some time
with you real soon.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Real soon.
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Oh, and, uh,
by the way, Carol,
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I'm really glad
you're not dying.
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That would kinda suck.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh, hi, J.T.
Hey, Jean-Luc.
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I'm glad you're here.
I really need to talk to you.
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Oh, well,
I was just, you know,
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I was just out the door,
but it's okay.
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I can talk to you.
What's on your mind?
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Man, Jean-Luc,
I am going crazy
living at home.
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I mean, I'm 20 years old,
and my parents still
treat me like I'm a kid.
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Ah, well, that's, you see,
part of the problem.
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If you still live
with your parents, then you
have to play by their rules.
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Exactly.
And that's why I think
it's time to move out.
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What do you think?
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Ah...
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Well, it's a big
responsibility.
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then maybe
you should move out.
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Yeah.
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I am 20.
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And I am a man.
[GROWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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I should be on my own.
[GROWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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I'm moving in with you!
[GROWLS]
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Thanks for helping me
find the guts to move out,
Jean-Luc.
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J.T., J.T.
Whoa, that is
a bitchin' stereo!
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Man, we got
a great place here!J.T., no.
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[STAMMERING]
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Oh, come on, Jean-Luc.
Please, please?
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I know it's a lot to ask,
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but after the big deal
I made with my dad,
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I can't go
crawling back there.
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Yeah, but...
Oh, come on, Jean-Luc.
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Okay, okay.
All right.
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Yes!
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But I have to warn you,
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J.T., I've got
a date tonight,
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and, you know, I may want
to bring the lady back here.
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You know,
she's my lady friend.
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Ah. [GROWLS]
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[GROWLS]
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Lady friend, huh?
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Message received,
you tiger you.
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You scuzzbucket.
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WOMAN: [ON TV]
Coming up next on
the Playboy channel,
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an interview
with Hugh Hefner.
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Eh, enough of that.
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If I wanted to see
an old guy in his bathrobe,
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I'd go home
and watch my father.
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You didn't tell me
you have roommates.
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I don't have roommates.
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They were just leaving.
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Don't go away.
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J.T., I thought you were
going to the movies.
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I got to thinking, man.
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Why spend all that money
on one movie
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when I can get us
the Playboy channel?
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Yeah, man,
tomorrow night,
nude volleyball.
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Ba-da bounce, score!
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Rich!
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Why are you wearing
my clothes?
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I was cold.
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[FRENCH ACCENT]
And I wanted to look cool.
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Rich, despite my objection
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to your butt
in my plastic pants,
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this is an Armani original,
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which Giorgio made
especially for moi
out of Tunisian velour.
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Does grape jelly
come out of Tunisian velour?
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Jean-Luc,
I think I should go.
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No! No, no, no, no, no.
I have carry-out.
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I have champagne.
I have this...
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Uh, Jean-Luc,
we don't have
any more champagne.
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I kinda broke the champagne
bottle when we were rummaging
around for the beef jerky.
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Yeah, and...
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I think your jelly
went bad.
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'Cause it's all black,
and it tastes like fish.
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Of course it tastes like fish,
you mealy-mouthed munchkin.
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[GROANS]
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[SHOUTING]
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I had a wonderful evening.
No, please!
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Really, Jean-Luc, thank you.
Please, no.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMING]
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What's going on?
I'm sorry, did I wake you up?
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Didn't mean to.
What time is it?
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Well, it's only 5:00 a.m.
Go right back to sleep.
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I'm just doing
my morning workout.
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Let's see now,
where do I want
to workout?
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Why don't we start
with a few curls?
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Really short, then...
Oh, never throw the weights.
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And then we do a few little
lower backies here.
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Up and down.
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And up and down.
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And up, pause, release.
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I think I need a little bit
of room here 'cause...
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[SPITS]
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Okay.
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Better right there.
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I'm overheating.
Overheating.
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Oh, cool down there.
Man, this bites.
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I'm going... [SPITS]
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No, no, no!
I made you
a protein shake.
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Here, drink it.
It's good for you.
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What is it?
Well, there's raw egg yolk,
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and a nice big cod liver.
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Now, that's not very nice.
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And look, you can put it
in your hair.
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It's a beautiful thing
to do for the protein.
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You get the protein going,
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and then you just
style as you please.
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Style it right up there.
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Okay.
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Maybe my little friend
will help me
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with the abdominal workout.
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[GROANING]
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Abdominals.
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What are you doing?
I can't hear you.
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Jean-Luc!
Yeah?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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[MUSIC SHUTS OFF]
Why don't we just go
right to your chores?
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Man, this is worse
than living at home.
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I'm sorry, Jean-Luc,
but I don't think
this is working out.
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Oh, I'm so terribly
disappointed.
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I was so hoping
we could be roomies,
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Going home? Oh, no,
I don't think so.
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I said I was gonna
make it on my own,
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and that's what
I'm gonna do.
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00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,881
But...
But where will you live?
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I don't know.
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00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,319
Maybe I'll become a mooch
like Kato Kaelin.
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He sponged off
people for years,
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and he's as dumb
as a brick.
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You look really
great tonight.
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Oh, I wasn't
talking to you.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey.
AL: Hey.
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Oh, gee, Carol, sorry,
but, uh, I'm going
to the movies,
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and Karen's going
to a Red Hot Chili
Peppers concert.
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Yeah.
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and said I won
a free concert ticket
and a backstage pass.
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They're even
sending a limo.
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Huh.
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sound something
like this?
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[NASALLY]
Hello, this is Dolly
from WWOW.
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You have just won
a free ticket to see
the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,735
No way!
You won a free ticket, too?
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00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,436
No, Karen.
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Don't you get it?
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so you'd be forced to spend
the entire evening with her.
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Well, you two
have a great time
on your girls' night out.
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Yes, and you
have a good time
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with your friend Cindy
at the new Antonio Banderas
film tonight.
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Wait, how did you know
I was going to see that?
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Did the note that Cindy
left in your locker today
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say something like this?
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"You're gonna, like,
totally freak.
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"I have two free tickets to
the new Antonio Banderas film.
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"And, oh, my God,
I think you get
to see his butt."
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You did that?
You put that note
in my locker?
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I'm so good.
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Hello, ladies.
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I would love to
stay and chat,
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but I'm off to meet
the governor.
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00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,461
Apparently, he wants me
to interview him for
the school paper.
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Yeah, well,
before you go,
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I think there's something
you oughta hear.
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Carol?
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[NASALLY]
Hello, this is Darlene
from the governor's office.
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Let's go, girls!
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Let's go!
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[MAN SINGING KARAOKE]
Come on, come on.
247
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,313
[MUSIC PLAYING]
248
00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,578
I'm in a karaoke bar
on a Saturday night
with my mother.
249
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,711
My life's officially over.
250
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,757
Come on.
251
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,716
getting up on stage
and singing together, huh?
252
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:10,675
[SCOFFS]
How about cutting my heart out
with an emery board?
253
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,158
You keep up this attitude,
and I just may try.
254
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,725
[APPLAUSE]
255
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,686
Okay, now here's
a complete list
256
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:22,992
of all the songs
that we could sing.
257
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,646
One of you choose one.
258
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,215
Okay,
I'll choose one myself.
259
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,522
Uh, got one.
Okay.
260
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:33,960
[CLEARS THROAT]
261
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,835
Uh, hi, everybody,
I'm Carol Lambert.
262
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,751
What a babe!
263
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,448
[PATRONS WOLF-WHISTLING]
264
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,928
Aren't you sweet?
265
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,582
Um, anyway,
I'm here tonight
266
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,758
with my three
beautiful daughters,
267
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:58,723
Karen, Al, and Dana.
268
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:03,772
Now, who would like to see
me and my three beautiful
daughters sing?
269
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,730
[CHEERING]
270
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,517
Uh, could you put on
number 26?
271
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,999
Come on, you guys
come up and join me, okay?
272
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,217
It'll be really
a lot of fun.
273
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,480
Oh, come up.
274
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,788
♪ Tonight, tonight,
we're gonna make it happen
275
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,272
♪ Tonight we'll put
all other things aside
276
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:31,974
Come up here.
277
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:36,413
♪ We're going for those
pleasures in the night
278
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,764
♪ I want to love you,
feel you
279
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,028
♪ Wrap myself around you
280
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,900
♪ I want to squeeze you,
please you
281
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,033
♪ I just can't get enough
282
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,600
♪ And if you move real slow
283
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,212
♪ I'll let it go
284
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,476
♪ I'm so excited
285
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,044
♪ And I just can't hide it
286
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:02,048
♪ I'm about to lose control
and I think I like it
287
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,702
♪ I'm so excited
288
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,704
♪ And I just can't hide it
289
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,843
♪ I'm so excited
290
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,976
♪ And I just can't hide it
291
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,288
♪ I'm so excited
292
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,813
♪ And I just can't hide it
293
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:32,339
♪ And I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know I want you
294
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,558
♪ Want you ♪
295
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:37,126
[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
296
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,265
[STRAINING]
297
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,661
[CRASHING]
298
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,581
I'm not going home.
299
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,844
Besides, this place will
be fine once the landlord
300
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,456
gets out of prison
and fixes the furnace.
301
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,198
But you don't have
a bathroom or a kitchen.
302
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,113
Sam, there's a bathroom
two flights up.
303
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,681
And I don't need a kitchen
304
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,727
And once they turn on
the hot water,
305
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,381
these things will go down
a lot easier.
306
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,992
[CRUNCHING]
307
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,386
It's getting late.
I should be going.
308
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,605
Yeah, it's probably
a good idea to go
309
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,564
before somebody tries
to steal your tow truck.
310
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,745
Are you sure
you're gonna be all right?
311
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,268
Yeah.
312
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,661
I'll call you tomorrow.
313
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,410
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
314
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,021
MAN [ON TV]
Coming up next,
a special report.
315
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,329
Are you eating
poisonous Noodle Whiz?
316
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,293
But first, the weather.
317
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:01,819
Kristy?
KRISTY: Thanks, Jim.
318
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,039
So be sure your windows
are shut real tight...
319
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,043
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
320
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,436
Who is it?
321
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,701
FRANK:
J.T., it's me, your dad.
322
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,920
KRISTY: So, if you're in
the northern Wisconsin area,
323
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,097
break out your skis...
[TV SHUTS OFF]
324
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:27,062
So, this is, uh,
325
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,629
where you live, huh?
326
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,370
Yep.
327
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,894
This is my pad.
328
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,637
Well, it's, uh...
329
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,074
It's a dump.
330
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,686
Yeah, but it's my dump.
331
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,081
Dad, listen.
332
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,649
With all due respect,
I can't live
like a kid anymore.
333
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,303
I mean,
sleeping in a bunkbed,
334
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,740
having to obey the same rules
as when I was 13.
335
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:57,136
I know, J.T.
336
00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:00,965
You're not a kid anymore.
337
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,577
and pay for
a decent apartment.
338
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,841
But you are 20 years old,
and you need
some independence.
339
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,934
Well, you can't live here.
Why not?
340
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,545
Because the city just hired me
to tear this place down.
341
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:22,596
So, why don't I convert
Carol's old beauty parlor
into an apartment for you?
342
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,513
Really?
I mean, it has everything.
343
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,906
Electrical, plumbing,
a door to the outside.
344
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,821
You can come and go
as you want.
345
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,085
And it's next to the house,
so I'll be able to see you.
346
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,478
And I'd like that.
347
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,440
No, we're gonna
do it together.
348
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,093
I'm gonna take out
a construction loan.
349
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,965
You're can pay for
half of it every month.
350
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,401
Hey, no problem.
351
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,055
Be worth it
'cause it's my place.
352
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,843
Dad?
Yeah.
353
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,323
Would you hold me?
354
00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,981
I missed you, too, son.
355
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:04,028
No, it's not that, Dad.
356
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,421
I'm cold.
357
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,255
[MUSIC PLAYING]
358
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:18,869
♪ Tonight, tonight,
we're gonna make it happen
359
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,961
♪ Tonight we'll put
all other things aside
360
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:29,315
♪ Give in this time
and show me some affection
361
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:38,933
♪ I want to love you,
feel you
362
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,978
♪ Wrap myself around you
363
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:44,025
♪ Want to squeeze you,
please you
364
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,114
♪ I just can't get enough
365
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,812
♪ And if you move real slow
366
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,162
♪ I'll let it go
367
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,469
♪ I'm so excited
368
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,819
♪ And I just can't hide it
369
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,175
♪ I'm so excited
370
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,177
♪ And I just can't hide it
371
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:11,139
♪ And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you
372
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,882
♪ I'm so excited
373
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,753
♪ And I just can't hide it
374
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,674
♪ I'm so excited
375
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:28,548
♪ And I just can't hide it
376
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:32,116
♪ And I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know I want you
377
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,292
♪ I want you ♪
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