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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,140 --> 00:00:06,454 - WHEN STORAGE UNITS ARE ABANDONED... 2 00:00:06,489 --> 00:00:08,732 THE TREASURES WITHIN... - THIS IS DO OR DIE. 3 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:10,941 - ARE PUT UP FOR AUCTION. 4 00:00:10,976 --> 00:00:11,942 - THREE. - $400. 5 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:12,978 - YEAH. - YEAH. 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,117 - YEP! - SOLD! 7 00:00:14,152 --> 00:00:15,291 [thud] 8 00:00:15,325 --> 00:00:16,395 - COMING UP... 9 00:00:16,430 --> 00:00:18,397 - MY CAP WAS $300. I'M OUT. 10 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:20,054 - $375. $375. 11 00:00:20,089 --> 00:00:22,781 - JARROD MAY HAVE SAID $300, BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT. 12 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,300 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAW IN THIS UNIT. 13 00:00:24,334 --> 00:00:25,473 - I WAS IN A BUYING MOOD. 14 00:00:25,508 --> 00:00:27,372 - THAT'S A PREHISTORIC TOILET. 15 00:00:27,406 --> 00:00:29,615 - I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING 16 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:30,754 I'VE EVER FOUND IN A STORAGE UNIT. 17 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:31,962 DON'T PUT [bleep] LIKE THAT ON THERE 18 00:00:31,997 --> 00:00:33,550 UNLESS I CAN RETURN THE [bleep] FAVOR. 19 00:00:33,585 --> 00:00:35,035 - GO AWAY BEFORE IT GETS UGLY. 20 00:00:36,898 --> 00:00:39,867 [country music] 21 00:00:39,901 --> 00:00:41,834 ♪ - THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR. 22 00:00:41,869 --> 00:00:44,251 - I'M NOT INTIMIDATED BY ANY BUYERS. 23 00:00:44,285 --> 00:00:46,667 - CASH IS KING. WINNER TAKES ALL. 24 00:00:46,701 --> 00:00:49,359 - YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ENCOUNTER. 25 00:00:49,394 --> 00:00:53,329 ♪ 26 00:00:53,363 --> 00:00:54,778 - LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 27 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:57,022 ♪ 28 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,507 - ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 29 00:00:59,542 --> 00:01:01,095 ♪ 30 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:03,546 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 31 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,099 ♪ YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ 32 00:01:05,134 --> 00:01:07,481 ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN 33 00:01:07,515 --> 00:01:09,448 ♪ 34 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:11,485 - SOLD! 35 00:01:15,627 --> 00:01:18,630 - TODAY WE'RE IN ALPINE STORAGE IN YUCAIPA, CALIFORNIA. 36 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:22,116 - IT'S A QUIET BEDROOM COMMUNITY NOW. 37 00:01:22,151 --> 00:01:24,325 BUT IT DOES HAVE QUITE A PAST. 38 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,224 - YUCAIPA'S AN OLD, OLD PLACE. 39 00:01:26,258 --> 00:01:28,226 - THERE WAS A BIG GOLD RUSH HERE. 40 00:01:28,260 --> 00:01:30,538 SO WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY'LL BE GOLD LEFT 41 00:01:30,573 --> 00:01:31,919 IN SOME OF THESE LOCKERS. 42 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,716 - WE'RE PLAYING THE PSYCHOLOGICAL GAME 43 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,062 WITH DAVE TODAY. 44 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,995 AND I THINK MY HAT'S ALREADY DONE IT'S PART. 45 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:40,686 - AND YOU KNOW, WHAT HAT? 46 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:43,206 YOU MEAN THAT HAT? "NEWPORT CON GALLERY." 47 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:44,828 AND INSTEAD OF DAVE'S HAT SAYING 48 00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:47,003 "NEWPORT BEACH CONSIGNMENT GALLERY," 49 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:48,832 BRANDON DID A LITTLE MAGIC, 50 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:51,318 AND MADE IT SAY "NEWPORT CON GALLERY." 51 00:01:51,352 --> 00:01:52,802 WE THINK IT'S HILARIOUS. 52 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:55,701 BUT CRYBABY DAVE THREW SUCH A FIT 53 00:01:55,736 --> 00:01:57,634 THAT WE DECIDED TO COVER IT UP FOR THE AUCTIONS. 54 00:02:00,223 --> 00:02:02,225 - I'D PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 55 00:02:02,260 --> 00:02:04,538 - ALL I CAN SAY IS... 56 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:06,781 IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT, HESTER. 57 00:02:06,816 --> 00:02:08,611 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME. 58 00:02:08,645 --> 00:02:09,784 WE'RE AT ALPINE STORAGE IN YUCAIPA, CALIFORNIA. 59 00:02:09,819 --> 00:02:11,372 AND BEFORE YOU GO THROUGH THESE GATES, 60 00:02:11,407 --> 00:02:13,029 YOU NEED TO KNOW THE RULES. WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE DOOR, 61 00:02:13,063 --> 00:02:14,168 WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE LOCK, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 62 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:15,583 FIVE MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK. 63 00:02:15,618 --> 00:02:16,998 SOON AS YOU'RE DONE LOOKING, WE'RE GONNA SELL IT 64 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,379 TO WHOEVER'S GOT THE MOST CASH IN THEIR POCKET TODAY. 65 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:20,726 ARE YOU READY TO GO? [cheers and applause] 66 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:22,003 - THEN LET'S GO! LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 67 00:02:27,492 --> 00:02:30,288 all: WHOA! 68 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:32,911 [overlapping chatter] 69 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,947 - WOW. 70 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:37,881 THERE'S A PIECE OF ANTIQUE FURNITURE RIGHT THERE. 71 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:40,574 IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE IT'S A LITTLE VICTORIAN EASTLAKE, 72 00:02:40,608 --> 00:02:43,232 BUT I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY LATER THAN THAT. 73 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:45,268 I THINK I'M GONNA PARTICIPATE. 74 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:47,753 - I SEE A COUCH, I SEE SOME PAINTINGS, 75 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:48,961 BUT WHAT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN 76 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:51,930 IS THAT ANTIQUE DESK. 77 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:54,967 BRANDI, COME HERE. 78 00:02:56,866 --> 00:02:59,455 - UH, I'M CAPPING THAT. 79 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,148 - $500. - THAT'S TOO MUCH. 80 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,012 - $600. 81 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:06,738 I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY. 82 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:07,808 I KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO 20. 83 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,741 - ALL RIGHT. 84 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,676 - WE'RE LOOKING AT AN ANTIQUE TABLE HERE 85 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,160 AND AN OLD SLED. 86 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,782 THAT TABLE INTERESTS ME A LOT. 87 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,922 IT'S A NICE TABLE. I DEFINITELY LIKE IT. 88 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:24,342 - IT'S AN INTERESTING MIX. I'M FEELING THIS ONE. 89 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:26,033 - ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY TO GO. 90 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,345 AND HERE WE GO. - $10! 91 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:29,416 - YOU GIVE ME $100. [auctioneer speaking rapidly] 92 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:30,658 NOW $200. - RIGHT HERE. 93 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:32,177 - RIGHT THERE. $300 NOW. 94 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,316 I'VE GOT $200, $300. - HERE. 95 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:35,007 - [auctioneer speaking rapidly] 96 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,768 $325, RIGHT THERE. 97 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:37,734 $350, IS THAT YOU? $350. 98 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,080 $375? - AQUI. 99 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:40,634 - $375, YOU THERE. - THAT MEANS "HERE" IN SPANISH. 100 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,014 - [speaking rapidly] $400 NOW? 101 00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:43,084 - $400. - I'VE GOT $400. 102 00:03:43,119 --> 00:03:44,154 $425, JARROD, HOW ABOUT THAT? 103 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:45,570 $425. $425 GOING ONCE. 104 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:47,848 I GOT $425 IN THE BACK. $500, FINGERS. 105 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:49,332 FIVE FINGERS. SIX FINGERS, WHERE? 106 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,161 CAN I GET $550? $550 WHERE? 107 00:03:51,196 --> 00:03:53,163 - I REALLY WANNA KEEP BIDDING ON THIS UNIT, 108 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:55,821 BUT IT'S JUST NOT WORTH THE BRANDI HEADACHE. 109 00:03:55,856 --> 00:03:58,479 - $550 GOING ONCE, I'VE GOT $500. 110 00:03:58,514 --> 00:03:59,929 $550? - YEAH! 111 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:01,033 - $550. AND $600. 112 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:02,345 AND $600 WITH THE LIGHT. - THE LIGHT. 113 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,105 - $650 WHERE? JOHN WITH THE LIGHT AT $600. 114 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,280 AT $650, SOUNDS LIKE I'M TALKING TO GOD. 115 00:04:06,315 --> 00:04:08,627 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT $600. 116 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:09,835 $650, CAN I GET? - YEAH! 117 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,043 - $650, AND $700. - IN THE BACK. 118 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:13,977 - $750 IN THE BACK. $800 NOW? 119 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:15,082 $800 GOING ONCE? - YEP! 120 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:16,497 - $850 NOW. I'VE GOT $800 BUCKS. 121 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:17,947 $850... 122 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,293 - YEAH. - $850 HERE. 123 00:04:19,328 --> 00:04:22,262 - IT'S TIME TO RUN DAVE UP OR WIN THIS LOCKER. 124 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,608 - $900 GOING ONCE. 125 00:04:23,642 --> 00:04:25,506 JOHN, TELL THEM THEY'RE OUT AT $900, GOING TWICE. 126 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:28,302 FAIR WARNING AT $900... 127 00:04:28,337 --> 00:04:29,821 $900 GONNA GO NOW. 128 00:04:29,855 --> 00:04:32,030 SOLD IT YOUR WAY FOR $850. 129 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,721 DARRELL, THE GAMBLER, $850. 130 00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:34,964 - DARRELL, THE GAMBLER. 131 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:37,138 - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. 132 00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:38,450 both: WHOO! 133 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:39,520 - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. 134 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:40,728 YOU KNOW THE RULES. GET A GOOD LOOK. 135 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:43,248 DO NOT GO INSIDE THE UNIT, FOLKS. 136 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,078 - IS THAT A SEASHELL NIGHTLIGHT RIGHT THERE? 137 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:48,667 THOSE ARE NICE CHAIRS. - LOOK AT THE HORSE HEAD. 138 00:04:50,462 --> 00:04:52,533 - A HORSE HEAD? - I LOVE THE HORSE HEAD. 139 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:53,914 I REALLY LIKED THAT HORSE HEAD. 140 00:04:53,948 --> 00:04:55,053 JARROD DOESN'T KNOW IT YET, 141 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,641 BUT WE'RE GETTING THIS LOCKER. 142 00:04:56,675 --> 00:04:58,919 - THERE'S JUST NOT A LOT OF MERCHANDISE IN HERE. 143 00:04:58,953 --> 00:05:00,921 BUT I MIGHT PUT A FEW BIDS IN. 144 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:03,648 - WOW. I SEE A HORSE'S HEAD IN THERE. 145 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:05,753 REMINISCENT OF THE GODFATHER. 146 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,893 THAT'S ABOUT ALL I SEE, THOUGH. 147 00:05:07,928 --> 00:05:09,343 - I LIKE THESE UNITS 148 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:10,965 'CAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOXES. 149 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,933 THESE ARE THE KIND OF LOCKERS I LIKE TO GAMBLE ON. 150 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:25,221 - ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY TO GO. 151 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:26,256 HERE WE GO ON NUMBER 20. - $50. 152 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,155 - GOT A LITTLE SEVERED-- - $50. 153 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:29,984 - $50 RIGHT THERE. $75 WHERE? 154 00:05:30,019 --> 00:05:31,641 I GOT $50. 155 00:05:31,676 --> 00:05:32,677 WHERE? $100 THERE. 156 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:33,919 [speaking rapidly] - YEP! 157 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,369 - $150, $175? 158 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:36,888 $175 RIGHT THERE. $200? 159 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:37,958 - $200. - $225? 160 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:39,028 - OVER HERE. - $225 THERE. 161 00:05:39,062 --> 00:05:40,961 $250 NOW. WE GOT $225. 162 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:42,307 AND $250, AND $250. $275? 163 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,412 - $300. - $300 RIGHT THERE. 164 00:05:43,446 --> 00:05:45,517 - MY CAP WAS $300. I'M OUT. 165 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:47,381 - $300 RIGHT THERE. 166 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,658 $375. 167 00:05:48,693 --> 00:05:50,142 - WELL, JARROD MAY HAVE SAID $300, 168 00:05:50,177 --> 00:05:51,868 BUT I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT. 169 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:53,042 - I'VE GOT $350. - HEY. 170 00:05:53,076 --> 00:05:54,250 - I'VE GOT $350. $400 THERE. 171 00:05:54,284 --> 00:05:55,389 $400. - HO! 172 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:56,977 - $425 WHERE? I GOT $425. 173 00:05:57,011 --> 00:05:58,841 $475, ARE YOU IN? 174 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,187 I GOT $450. $475, SHE SAYS. 175 00:06:00,221 --> 00:06:01,913 GOT $500? $500 WHERE? 176 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:04,640 $500 GOING ONCE? 177 00:06:04,674 --> 00:06:05,813 I'VE GOT $475. $500? 178 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:08,022 $500? $500 GOING TWICE. 179 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:09,990 SOLD IT YOUR WAY. YOU GOT IT FOR $475. 180 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:11,405 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 181 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,406 $475, GREAT JOB. 182 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:13,752 - GOOD JOB, HONEY. 183 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:14,788 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT , FOLKS. 184 00:06:14,822 --> 00:06:16,203 WE GOT ANOTHER UNIT TO GO TO. 185 00:06:16,237 --> 00:06:18,274 - YOU SPENT TOO MUCH. - WELL, I THINK-- 186 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:20,276 - I THINK IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,829 - I TOLD YOU 300 BUCKS ON THAT. 188 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,072 - I WAS INTRIGUED. 189 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:24,349 I THINK IT'S KIND OF AN INTERESTING UNIT. 190 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,833 JARROD ALWAYS GOES PAST OUR MAX. 191 00:06:25,868 --> 00:06:27,490 HE'S JUST MAD 'CAUSE I DID THE BIDDING THIS TIME. 192 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:28,836 WE'LL SEE. MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE. 193 00:06:28,871 --> 00:06:30,597 MAYBE I DIDN'T. WE'LL SEE. 194 00:06:30,631 --> 00:06:32,875 - I SAID I THINK YOUR BUDDY'S STARTING TO CRACK. 195 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:33,979 - REALLY? 196 00:06:34,014 --> 00:06:35,049 - YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT THIS MORNING... 197 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:36,223 - NO. - BETWEEN DAVE AND BRANDON? 198 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:37,327 - YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT? 199 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:38,605 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING ABOUT? 200 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:40,330 - HE'S ALL UPSET BECAUSE OF BRANDON'S HAT. 201 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:41,573 - OH, YOU JUST TEASIN' ABOUT THAT. 202 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:43,230 - YEAH! BE HE'S-- IT'S AFFECTING HIM NOW. 203 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:44,369 - REALLY? 204 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,784 - YEAH, HE'S AT HIS BREAKING POINT. 205 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:47,372 - I DON'T MIND A LITTLE DRAMA. IT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 206 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,546 THE HIGHER THE BIDS GO, 207 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,340 THE MORE I TAKE HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY. 208 00:06:55,622 --> 00:06:58,590 - ALL RIGHT. OOH. 209 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:04,216 - WE KINDA ALREADY GOT DAVE RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM. 210 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:06,253 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA GO IN AND KINDA 211 00:07:06,287 --> 00:07:07,288 POKE HIM A LITTLE BIT. 212 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:10,188 SUCH A CRYBABY. 213 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,052 SUCH A CRYBABY. 214 00:07:12,086 --> 00:07:13,812 SUCH A CRYBABY. 215 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,780 - CRYBABY? - YEAH. 216 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,782 - FIRST OF ALL, YOU GOTTA PUT SOMETHING ON THERE 217 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:20,474 LIKE YOU GOTTA PLAY ON EQUAL GROUND, 218 00:07:20,509 --> 00:07:22,718 SO, LIKE, IF YOU GOT A BUSINESS NAME 219 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:24,616 THAT I CAN, UH, BUTCHER... 220 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:25,617 - OH! 221 00:07:25,652 --> 00:07:27,895 - THEN IT'S ALL FAIR, OKAY? 222 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:29,587 BUT YOU CAN'T--YOU CAN'T-- 223 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:31,036 - YOU BUTCHER YOURSELF LET ALONE, 224 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:33,625 AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE SPEECHLESS AT ME RIGHT NOW, 225 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:35,109 BECAUSE YOU'RE A CRYBABY. 226 00:07:35,144 --> 00:07:36,386 - NO, NO. 227 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:38,423 - YEAH, I GOT SOME CHEESE FOR YOUR WHINE, DAVE. 228 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,873 - YOU KNOW WHAT, [bleep] YOU, OKAY? 229 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:41,495 [bleep] YOU, OKAY? - ALL RIGHT. 230 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:42,910 - DON'T PUT [bleep] LIKE THAT ON THERE 231 00:07:42,945 --> 00:07:44,774 UNLESS I CAN RETURN THE [bleep] FAVOR, OKAY? 232 00:07:44,809 --> 00:07:46,396 - YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T. 233 00:07:46,431 --> 00:07:47,950 - THAT'S RIGHT, OKAY? 234 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:50,262 SO DON'T PUT OUT SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE RETURNED, 235 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:51,643 SO PLAY ON EQUAL [bleep] GROUND. 236 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:53,645 - I AM PLAYING OM EQUAL [bleep], DAVE. 237 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,129 - NO, YOU DON'T [bleep] KNOW ME. 238 00:07:55,164 --> 00:07:56,510 - GO AWAY BEFORE IT GETS UGLY. 239 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:59,133 - GO AWAY. - [bleep] YOU TOO. 240 00:07:59,168 --> 00:08:00,238 - [bleep] YOU. GO AWAY, DAVE. 241 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,653 - NOW, YOU SHOULD [bleep] KNOW BETTER. 242 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:03,310 YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO [bleep] KNOW BETTER, OKAY? 243 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:04,414 - GO AWAY. GO AWAY. 244 00:08:04,449 --> 00:08:05,726 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 245 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,866 - NO, YOU BETTER [bleep] KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 246 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:09,005 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A [bleep] PROBLEM. 247 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,179 [bleep] PUNK. 248 00:08:10,213 --> 00:08:11,387 - YEAH? YOU KNOW WHAT? [bleep] YOU. 249 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:12,526 USE YOUR [bleep] HEAD 250 00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:14,701 BESIDES A [bleep] HAT RACK [bleep]. 251 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:16,323 - COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL. JUST MOVE ON. 252 00:08:16,357 --> 00:08:18,567 - 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A [bleep] BUSINESS? 253 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:20,154 - NO, I DON'T HAVE THE OVERHEAD. 254 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:23,641 OH! OH, IT'S BUGGING YOU NOW. 255 00:08:23,675 --> 00:08:25,401 - YOU CAN'T QUALIFY FOR A [bleep] BUSINESS. 256 00:08:25,435 --> 00:08:28,266 - ANYTIME YOU WANT TO COMPARE ASSETS, PAL, YOU'RE ON. 257 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,888 - UH-UH, MY TRUCK'S BIGGER. 258 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:31,511 I GOT A BIGGER TRUCK. 259 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,340 MY GIRLFRIEND'S BIGGER. 260 00:08:33,374 --> 00:08:37,102 - OH, MY GOD. [laughter] 261 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:38,656 - I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT THIS LOCKER, 262 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,174 BUT I'M SO [bleep] PISSED, 263 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:41,762 MY ADRENALINE'S JUST GETTING READY TO BURST 264 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:43,074 OUT OF MY [bleep] HEAD. 265 00:08:43,108 --> 00:08:44,558 COULD BE ANYTHING IN HERE. 266 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:46,733 - I SEE SOMEBODY'S GOT, UH, 267 00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:48,838 QUEEN ANNE LEGS IN THERE, HUH? 268 00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:51,185 OR IS THAT A CHIPPENDALE LEG? 269 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:53,912 WAIT A MINUTE. CHIPPENDALE OR QUEEN ANNE? 270 00:08:53,947 --> 00:08:56,674 - ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? 271 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,710 - [laughs] NO. 272 00:08:58,745 --> 00:08:59,953 NOW I'M HITTING ON HER. 273 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:01,748 CHIPPENDALE OR QUEEN ANNE? 274 00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:03,197 - I'D HAVE--QUEEN ANNE. 275 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:04,544 - NOPE. 276 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,476 - CHIPPENDALE. - CHIPPENDALE. 277 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:09,065 MIGHT BE DUNCAN PHYFE. 278 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:10,964 MY LEG REFERENCES ARE CLEARLY GOING OVER 279 00:09:10,998 --> 00:09:13,035 YOUNG BRANDI'S HEAD. 280 00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:15,762 THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED WITH THE ANTIQUE CROWD. 281 00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,522 - EVERYTHING LOOKS THROWN IN HERE. 282 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,834 - I KNOW. I LIKE IT TOO. 283 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:20,387 - I DON'T SEE ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH ANY MONEY. 284 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:21,699 - I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 285 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:23,493 BRANDI DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME ON THE LAST LOCKER. 286 00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:24,633 I'M NOT LISTENING TO HER ON THIS ONE. 287 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,186 - THIS LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF LOCKER 288 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,360 THAT I WOULD LIKE SOMEBODY TO BID DAVE UP 289 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:29,741 AND DUMP IT ON DAVE, 290 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:31,191 'CAUSE THIS IS A BIG PILE OF CRAP, 291 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:33,089 AND DAVE HESTER DESERVES THIS. 292 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,608 - IF YOU'RE READY TO GO, I'M READY GO. 293 00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:35,713 LOOK, I'VE GOT A NICE UNIT HERE. 294 00:09:35,747 --> 00:09:37,369 WHO'LL GIVE ME HOW MUCH MONEY WHERE? 295 00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:38,957 $50 RIGHT THERE. I GOT 50 BUCKS THERE. 296 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:40,718 SOMEBODY WANT TO BID ONE THERE. 297 00:09:40,752 --> 00:09:41,719 [auctioneer speaking rapidly] 125 HERE. 298 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,444 $125, $150. 299 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,205 - THREE. - AND THREE, THREE. 300 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:46,655 - $350. - I GOT $300. 301 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:48,208 - $400. - I'VE GOT A BID OF FOUR THERE. 302 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:50,106 - $450. - $450! 303 00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:51,280 - [speaking rapidly] $500, BARRY? 304 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:52,971 - $500 AQUI. - FIVE THERE. 305 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:53,972 - AND $550 NOW. I'VE GOT $500, $550. 306 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:55,767 - $600. - $650, WHERE? 307 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:58,011 I'VE GOT $600, $650 RIGHT THERE. NOW $700. 308 00:09:58,045 --> 00:09:59,253 ARE YOU $700? SOMEBODY BID $700. 309 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:00,289 IT'S $750. HOW ABOUT A BID OF $800 NOW? 310 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:01,428 I'VE GOT $800. $850, GUYS? 311 00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:03,016 $800, $850 THERE. - $900! 312 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,534 - I'VE GOT $900 THERE. $950 GOING ONCE. 313 00:10:04,569 --> 00:10:06,157 I'VE GOT $900, $950. 314 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:07,296 $950 GOING TWICE. - YEAH. 315 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,573 - $950 THERE. $1,000 THERE. 316 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,575 $1,050 NOW. I GOT $1,000 BUCKS. 317 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,094 $1,050, GOING ONCE. $1,050, GOING TWICE. 318 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:14,614 LAST AND FINAL CALL, FAIR WARNING AT $1,000. 319 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,649 - YEP! - $1,050 THERE. 320 00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:18,065 - OH, DON'T LET HIM DO THAT TO YOU. 321 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,480 - I GOT $1,050 GOING ONCE. - YEAH. 322 00:10:19,515 --> 00:10:21,690 - $1,100, GOING TWICE. $1,100 RIGHT THERE. $1,150 NOW. 323 00:10:21,724 --> 00:10:23,519 - YEP! - $1,150, NOW $1,200. 324 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:25,072 - COME ON, DUDE, YOU'RE MY HERO. 325 00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:26,315 - $1,300 WHERE? I GOT $1,250 GOING ONCE. 326 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,903 - COME ON, JARROD. 327 00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:29,456 JARROD, I'LL KICK YOU IN 200 BUCKS. 328 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,491 - COME ON, JARROD. 329 00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:32,148 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 330 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:33,184 - I'M LYING. 331 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:34,357 - $1,300, AND $1,350. 332 00:10:34,392 --> 00:10:35,980 $1,300, AND $1,350 GOING ONCE. 333 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:38,120 AND I GOT $1,300 AND $1,350 GOING TWICE. 334 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:39,673 LAST AND FINAL CALL AT $1,300. 335 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:40,709 - YEP! 336 00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,296 - AND $1,400. 337 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:43,608 $1,350, $1,400. 338 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,092 JARROD, $1,400 YOU'RE ON. 339 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,542 I'VE GOT $1,350, GOING ONCE. 340 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:48,440 AND IT'S A-GOIN' TWICE, AND 1,400 BUCKS. 341 00:10:48,475 --> 00:10:49,959 GOING ONCE. $1,400 GOING TWICE. 342 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:52,237 - HE CAN HAUL THEIR TRASH. 343 00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:53,411 - SEE IF YOU CAN GET ANOTHER HANDOUT. 344 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,688 - 1,400 BUCKS. 345 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:57,484 SOLD IT YOUR WAY, 1,350 BIG BUCKS TO DAVE. 346 00:10:57,518 --> 00:10:59,175 - I SHOWED 'EM WHO THE BOSS IS AROUND HERE. 347 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:01,177 NOW I HOPE THERE'S A PROFIT TO BE MADE HERE. 348 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:03,697 - WHAT DID I TELL YA? MY WISH CAME TRUE. 349 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,561 DAVE WON A BIG PILE OF CRAP 350 00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:07,321 JUST LIKE I WANTED. 351 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:10,048 - THE COUPLES WERE AT IT AGAIN TODAY. 352 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,257 BRANDI AND JARROD, DAVE AND DARRELL. 353 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,673 I DIDN'T GET A LOCKER, 354 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:17,055 BUT AT LEAST I WAS ABLE TO AVOID ALL THE DRAMA. 355 00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,819 - I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER FOR $850. 356 00:11:21,853 --> 00:11:23,648 IT HAD SOME NICE ANTIQUES IN IT. 357 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,615 NOW I'M GONNA SEE WHAT THEY ARE. 358 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,727 THIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE OLD, UH... 359 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:35,453 - OH, IT POPS UP. - OH, WOW. 360 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,386 LOOK AT THAT. - IS IT--WHAT? 361 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,698 IS THAT, LIKE, A OUTHOUSE OR...? 362 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,251 - YEAH, THAT'S A PREHISTORIC TOILET. 363 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,840 - THAT'S ACTUALLY AN INDOOR POTTY OR SOMETHING, ISN'T IT? 364 00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:44,048 - NO, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 365 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,739 - I WOULDN'T BE PUTTING MY HAND RIGHT THERE. 366 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:46,878 - SMELL THE WOOD. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 367 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,017 - THAT'S HOW YOU TELL, BY THE WOOD. 368 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:49,709 I GUARANTEE YOU THEY WEREN'T THINKING 369 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,607 ABOUT BIG GUYS LIKE ME WHEN THEY MADE THAT THING. 370 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:55,749 - WHAT'S IN HERE? 371 00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:56,750 - I DON'T KNOW. CHECK IT OUT. 372 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,165 FOOTBALL UNIFORM. 373 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,478 REMEMBER, I COLLECT JOCKSTRAPS. 374 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,307 SO IF YOU SEE AN OLD JOCKSTRAP-- 375 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:06,104 OH, YEAH, THIS IS KAISERSLAUTERN. 376 00:12:06,139 --> 00:12:07,588 YOU REMEMBER THAT GUY. 377 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:08,589 WOW. 378 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:09,970 - ISN'T THAT A REPO? 379 00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,316 REPRODUCTION? 380 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:12,973 - NO, THAT'S THE REAL DEAL. - REALLY? 381 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:15,044 - I'M LOOKIN' AT, LIKE, 1950s. 382 00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:17,806 - SO DO YOU THINK THIS IS WORTH ANYTHING OR...? 383 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,324 - THIS IS ABOUT $100. 384 00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:22,051 THE LITTLE TOILET'S ABOUT 250 BUCKS, 385 00:12:22,086 --> 00:12:24,122 BUT WHAT'S REAL EXCITING 386 00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:25,814 IS, UH, THIS OLD DESK. 387 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,850 LET'S GET THIS OUT INTO THE LIGHT. 388 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:30,370 THIS IS REAL PETITE, 389 00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:32,475 SO I'M THINKING MAYBE THIS WAS MORE OF A... 390 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,995 A LADY'S DESK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 391 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:38,723 THAT SUBBED FOR A "VANTITY" AND A DESK. 392 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,104 YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING THAT THIS THING'S 393 00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:42,796 GONNA BE A GOOD 350 BUCKS CLEANED UP. 394 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:45,799 YOU KNOW, WITH THE COUCH, THAT'S GONNA BRING $250. 395 00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,939 THAT CHAIR IS BETTER THAN IT LOOKS TOO. 396 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:49,147 - VERY NICE. 397 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:51,149 - I GOT TO BUY A LOCKER WITH SOME PROFIT, 398 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:52,944 AND I GOT TO MESS WITH HESTER'S HEAD. 399 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:55,464 THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WIN-WIN. 400 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:02,333 - I DIDN'T BUY THIS UNIT. 401 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,128 I SAID THIS UNIT WAS WORTH 300 BUCKS. 402 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,786 BRANDI WENT AHEAD AND SPENT 475 ON IT. 403 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,339 I HOPE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. 404 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,030 - THIS'LL SELL FOR SURE. 405 00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:11,100 - YOU THINK SO? - YEAH. 406 00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,378 YOU CAN'T FIND THESE ANYMORE. 407 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:14,379 PROBABLY FOR A REASON. 408 00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,967 THERE'S YOUR HORSE HEAD. 409 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:17,072 - I LIKE THE HORSE HEAD. 410 00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:18,590 [tapping] 411 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,558 IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING, DON'T YOU THINK? 412 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,043 - BRANDI, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAW IN THIS UNIT. 413 00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:24,286 - I WAS IN A BUYING MOOD. 414 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,943 - THERE'S HARDLY ANYTHING IN HERE. 415 00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,461 AT LEAST WHEN I OVERSPEND, 416 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:28,842 IT'S ON LOCKERS THAT ARE FULL OF STUFF. 417 00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:30,844 BRANDI, YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING-- 418 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:31,949 - TELL IT, BRANDI. 419 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,295 - I'M LOOKING THROUGH THIS STUFF HERE, 420 00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,330 AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 421 00:13:34,365 --> 00:13:35,573 I'M SEEING THAT HORSE HEAD, 422 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,988 IF I'M LUCKY, I GET A $20 BILL OUT OF IT. 423 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:38,438 - WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT 424 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,060 AND SEE IF IT'S WORTH ANYTHING BEFORE YOU-- 425 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,821 - I DON'T EVEN GOT THAT FEELING. 426 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,099 - WELL, IF WE WENT ON YOUR FEELINGS, 427 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,479 WE WOULD BE BROKE BY NOW. 428 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:48,448 - I THINK SOMEBODY MADE THIS IN THEIR BACKYARD. 429 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:49,759 - JARROD ISN'T LISTENING TO ME AT ALL. 430 00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:50,864 BETWEEN HIM AND THAT HEAD, 431 00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:52,279 WE GOT THE WHOLE HORSE HERE. 432 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:53,867 - I DON'T SEE ANYTHING-- 433 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:56,352 I DON'T SEE ANY MARKINGS, 434 00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:57,940 OR ANYTHING THAT WOULD LEAD ME TO BELIEVE 435 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,493 THIS IS WORTH ANYTHING. 436 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:00,667 I THINK THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING. 437 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:01,944 - I'M TAKING IT TO GET IT APPRAISED. 438 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:03,118 - IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH MUCH AS SCRAP. 439 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,222 WHERE YOU GOING? 440 00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:05,672 - I'M TAKING IT TO GET IT APPRAISED. 441 00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:07,294 - DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST CLEAN UP THIS MESS FOR YOU? 442 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:08,468 - YEP, YOU CLEAN THAT [bleep] UP. 443 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:11,574 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - NO PROBLEM. 444 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,369 DON'T WORRY, I'LL JUST DO THE HARD WORK! 445 00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:14,888 - OKAY! 446 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:17,511 - I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER TO PROVE A POINT 447 00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:19,375 THAT I DON'T LET PEOPLE PUSH ME AROUND. 448 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,584 NOW I'M GONNA SEE IF THERE'S A PROFIT IN HERE. 449 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:24,104 LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND UP HERE. 450 00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:26,382 WE'LL SEE EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS. 451 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:27,625 IT'S A MAP. 452 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,558 THE FRAME'S NOT VERY OLD AT ALL. 453 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,318 I'M NOT SEEING A LOT OF PROFIT HERE, 454 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:32,906 BUT THERE IS A LOT OF BINS IN THE BACK. 455 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:33,976 I NEED TO KEEP DIGGING. 456 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,634 PEOPLE'S CL-- THESE ARE CLOTHES 457 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,842 AND A LOT OF BOOKS. 458 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,362 OLD BASKET IN HERE. 459 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,885 THIS COULD BE SOME KIND OF MUSICAL INSTRUMENT 460 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,438 OR SOMETHING IN HERE. 461 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,647 SO THIS SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF-- 462 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,062 HOLY [bleep]. 463 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:55,066 - THIS COULD BE SOME KIND OF MUSICAL INSTRUMENT 464 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,861 OR SOMETHING IN HERE. 465 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,278 SO THIS SHOULD BE SOME KIND OF-- 466 00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:02,073 HOLY [bleep]. 467 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,661 THAT IS. 468 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,766 THAT'S SOME KIND OF BONES, 469 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:07,423 AND IT'S A SKULL. 470 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:13,464 THIS IS-- THIS IS DEFINITELY-- 471 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,949 LOOKS LIKE A REAL SKULL. 472 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,709 HAS LITTLE HINGES ON IT, 473 00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,159 AND THIS IS LIKE A... 474 00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:20,402 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PART THAT IS. 475 00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,713 A HIP BONE OR SOMETHING? 476 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:24,509 THIS IS DEFINITELY A HUMAN [bleep] SKELETON HERE. 477 00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:26,649 HOPEFULLY, IT'S NOT A UNSOLVED MYSTERY 478 00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:27,927 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 479 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,756 I THINK THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS GONNA BE 480 00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:31,378 TO PUT EVERYTHING BACK IN THE CASE 481 00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:32,862 AND TAKE THIS TO SOMEBODY 482 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:35,417 WHO CAN TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS. 483 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,625 I'M OFTEN ASKED 484 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,799 WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER FOUND, 485 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,422 AND I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT, UH, 486 00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:42,320 THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING THAT I'VE EVER FOUND 487 00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:43,943 IN A STORAGE UNIT. 488 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:49,293 - I SAY IT'S WORTH LESS THAT 100 BUCKS. 489 00:15:49,327 --> 00:15:50,466 - I SAY IT'S WORTH MORE. 490 00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,606 - NO WAY. NOT A CHANCE. 491 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,160 - I SPENT $475 ON THIS LOCKER 492 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,747 BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THIS HORSE HEAD. 493 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,404 JARROD THINKS IT'S GARBAGE, 494 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:59,234 BUT I THINK IT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL, 495 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:00,683 SO WE'RE GONNA GET IT CHECKED OUT. 496 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:03,100 WE WERE, UH, REFERRED TO YOU BY BARRY WEISS. 497 00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:05,654 - OH, BARRY. LONGTIME FRIEND. QUITE A CHARACTER. 498 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:07,587 both: YES, HE IS. 499 00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:09,175 - HE IS. 500 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,279 - WE WERE CURIOUS TO SEE 501 00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:12,247 IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS HORSE. 502 00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:13,317 - UH-HUH. 503 00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:14,559 WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 504 00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:16,734 - BRANDI SEEMS TO THINK IT MIGHT BE WORTH MONEY, 505 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,150 BUT I'M THINKING WE WOULD HAVE BEEN 506 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,049 JUST AS GOOD OFF JUST SCRAPPING IT FOR THE METAL. 507 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,741 - UH-HUH. WELL, I'M KIND OF GLAD YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, 508 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,260 BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THIS HORSE. 509 00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:28,194 THESE ARE THE TYPE OF THINGS USUALLY MADE IN PLASTER 510 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:31,991 THAT YOU SEE OUTSIDE OF A BRIDLE SHOP-- 511 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,889 SOMEBODY WHO'S MAKING TACK FOR HORSES. 512 00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:36,271 HOWEVER, THIS ONE IS MADE OF METAL, 513 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:38,687 WHEREAS MOST OF THOSE ARE MADE OF PLASTER. 514 00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:41,034 - SO IT'S PROBABLY, LIKE, A REMAKE OF SOMETHING. 515 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,553 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLASTER? 516 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,106 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, 517 00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,590 YOU HAVE SOMETHING REALLY UNUSUAL, 518 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,835 BECAUSE THIS IS GOLD-LEAFED ON TIN, 519 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:51,562 AND GOLD LEAF COMES FROM FRANCE. 520 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:55,014 AND IT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL EXECUTION OF A HORSE. 521 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,912 - HOW FREAKIN' LUCKY CAN SHE GET? 522 00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:58,293 GOLD LEAF FROM FRANCE? 523 00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:02,400 - IN ORDER TO OPEN A RESTAURANT OR A BUTCHER SHOP 524 00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,575 THAT SELLS HORSE MEAT TO HUMANS, 525 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,646 YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS HANGING OUTSIDE 526 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,303 OF YOUR SHOP IN FRANCE. 527 00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:09,821 THEY ACTUALLY HAVE RESTAURANTS, 528 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:13,273 AND A DELICACY ON THE MENU IS HORSE MEAT. 529 00:17:13,308 --> 00:17:15,413 - SO IF WE COME ACROSS A PLACE THAT HAS THIS OUTSIDE, 530 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,208 PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EAT THERE. 531 00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:20,039 - WELL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE A NEW EXPERIENCE, 532 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,523 YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EAT THERE. 533 00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:22,903 - NOT VENTURING THAT FAR OUT. 534 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:26,390 - THEY'RE VERY FEW AND FAR BETWEEN, 535 00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:29,979 AND IT HAS A RETAIL VALUE THAT PROBABLY WILL SURPRISE YOU. 536 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:32,534 BECAUSE THIS IS WORTH 537 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:35,468 SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF... 538 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:40,369 $3,000. 539 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:42,440 - THAT'S A LITTLE MORE THAN 100 BUCKS, ISN'T IT? 540 00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:43,821 I THINK YOU OWE ME LUNCH. 541 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,719 - WHATEVER YOU WANT OFF THE DOLLAR MENU. 542 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:49,240 - CAN I HAVE CHEESE ON MY BURGER? 543 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:51,104 - I'M ACTUALLY OFFERING TO BUY IT FROM YOU. 544 00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,243 - REALLY? 545 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,176 - I'M OFFERING YOU $2,000 FOR IT. 546 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:58,111 IF YOU LIKE THE MONEY, TAKE IT. 547 00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,733 IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN DO BETTER, I UNDERSTAND. 548 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,082 - SELL IT. 549 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,324 - WELL, YOU WERE GONNA SCRAP IT. 550 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,395 - LOOK AT ME. TAKE THE MONEY. 551 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:07,500 - [laughing] 552 00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,536 - WE BOUGHT THAT UNIT FOR $475. 553 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,159 - YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE MONEY. 554 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:13,022 I ALWAYS TAKE THE MONEY. - NICE DEAL. 555 00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:14,645 YOU BOTH WILL BE HAPPY. I'M TREATING YOU RIGHT. 556 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:15,749 AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO 557 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:17,165 IS THE NEXT TIME YOU FIND SOMETHING GREAT, 558 00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:18,614 GIVE ME A CALL. 559 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,616 - I'M GLAD WE'RE MAKING MONEY. MONEY'S GOOD. 560 00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,791 BUT NOW BRANDI'S GONNA THINK SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING, 561 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,137 AND THAT'S A PROBLEM. 562 00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,726 - I--I--I'M-- I CAN'T STOP SMILING, 'CAUSE... 563 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,142 - I MEAN, SINCE I PRETTY MUCH WIN ALL THE TIME... 564 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:30,143 - [laughing] 565 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,111 - YOU GOTTA GET YOUR ONE IN THERE. 566 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,875 - I BOUGHT A LOCKER TO PROVE A POINT, 567 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,256 AND I FOUND A SKELETON IN IT. 568 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,189 NOW I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO SOMEBODY 569 00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:42,983 WHO SPECIALIZES IN BONES. 570 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,192 TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS. 571 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:47,056 - WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 572 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,610 AND IT'S JUST IN PERFECT SHAPE. 573 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,095 - HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT, UH, THIS WASN'T 574 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,271 JUST SOME, UH, PERSON THAT DIDN'T LIKE HIS WIFE OR-- 575 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:55,927 - [laughs] 576 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:57,239 - AND JUST KIND OF, UH, MADE A NICE LITTLE BOX 577 00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:58,792 TO PUT HER IN? 578 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:01,588 - THE FIRST THING TO LOOK FOR IS IF IT'S BROWN AND DIRTY, 579 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:02,900 'CAUSE BONE'S REAL POROUS. 580 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:06,490 AND IF IT'S A BODY THAT'S BEEN DUG UP, 581 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,768 BEING SO POROUS, IT'S GONNA COLLECT DIRT. 582 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:12,910 THIS IS, TO ME, OBVIOUSLY PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED, 583 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,430 AND ANOTHER THING THAT YOU LOOK FOR IS 584 00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,432 THE HARDWARE ON IT. 585 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:19,054 THIS IS NYLON STRING. 586 00:19:19,088 --> 00:19:21,401 USUALLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE DISMEMBERED A BODY 587 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:24,646 DO NOT TAKE THE TIME TO PUT NYLON STRING 588 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,061 THROUGH EVERY BONE. 589 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:27,925 IT'S REALLY HARD TO DO, FIRST OF ALL, 590 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,271 AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU KNOW, 591 00:19:29,306 --> 00:19:31,480 THEY GOT OTHER THINGS ON THEIR MIND, I WOULD THINK. 592 00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:32,619 - NOW THAT I FOUND OUT 593 00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:34,103 THAT THIS IS NOT A MURDER VICTIM, 594 00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:36,658 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS PILE OF BONES IS WORTH. 595 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:40,006 - THE SKULL IS ALMOST INTACT. 596 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,458 AND IT'S MISSING FOUR TEETH IN THE MANDIBLE. 597 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:46,392 I WOULD PROBABLY SELL THIS SKULL FOR ABOUT... 598 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,427 [stammering] 599 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:48,704 700 BUCKS. 600 00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:51,880 THEN WE'LL GO TO THE NEXT MOST VALUABLE PIECE. 601 00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:53,606 THE HAND. 602 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,642 I WOULD PROBABLY SELL THAT FOR 300. 603 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:56,850 - 300 FOR A HAND. 604 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,197 NOW, THIS HAND'S A LITTLE BIT BIGGER, 605 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,646 SO DOES THAT MEAN IT'S WORTH MORE MONEY? 606 00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,510 - THAT'S A FOOT. - OKAY. 607 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:03,512 - UM, NO, NOBODY WANTS FEET. 608 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:06,446 THE NEXT MOST VALUABLE PIECE WOULD BE THE FEMUR. 609 00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:08,793 EVERYBODY WANTS A FEMUR. 610 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,692 I'D PROBABLY SELL THIS FOR ABOUT 90 BUCKS. 611 00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:13,350 VERTEBRAE I SELL FOR 20 BUCKS APIECE. 612 00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:15,628 RIBS, I SELL FOR TEN BUCKS. 613 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,285 HALF A PELVIS IS ALMOST WORTHLESS. 614 00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:19,079 THE FULL PELVIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. 615 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:22,738 YOU GOT CLAVICLE, FIBULA, YOUR HUMERUS. 616 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:25,224 ALL THESE I'D PROBABLY GIVE YOU $20 EACH. 617 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,570 - I LIKE WHAT I HEAR. 618 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:28,882 THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE A VERY LUCRATIVE SKELETON. 619 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:32,472 - SO, DAVE, RETAIL, THIS WOULD BE 620 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:35,544 LIKE, ABOUT $1,670. 621 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:38,133 - YOU KNOW, ONE--ONE MAN'S, UH, BONES 622 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:39,376 PAYS ANOTHER MAN'S BILLS. 623 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,998 I BOUGHT THIS LOCKER TO PROVE A POINT, 624 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,586 AND NOW I'M MAKING MONEY. 625 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,173 IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A STUPID HAT 626 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,968 TO THROW ME OFF MY GAME. 627 00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:47,211 - NICE TO MEET YOU. THANK YOU. 628 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,695 - MY PLEASURE. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE 629 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,387 AND AN EDUCATION. 630 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:53,631 - BRANDI AND JARROD WERE THE BIG WINNERS OF YUCAIPA, 631 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,426 WITH THEIR CHAIRS AND HORSE HEAD 632 00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:58,257 BRINGING IN A PROFIT OF NEARLY 2 GRAND. 633 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:02,813 DAVE HESTER'S BONES AND BINS BROUGHT HIM OVER $500. 634 00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:06,126 DARRELL SHEETS FINISHED $300 AHEAD 635 00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:07,783 ON HIS LOCKER OF ANTIQUES, 636 00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:12,201 AND BARRY WEISS WENT HOME EMPTY-HANDED AND DRAMA-FREE. 637 00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:15,688 AND NOW FOR SOME HORSEPLAY. 638 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:17,586 - OKAY. 639 00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:18,794 - WHAT HAPPENED? NOT ENOUGH HORSEPOWER? 640 00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,348 - HOLD YOUR HORSES! 641 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:22,971 - IT'S ALL I GOT. IT'S MY STANDBY FOR TODAY. 642 00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:23,972 GO UP THAT WAY. 643 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,318 - THIS WAY? - GO FAST. 644 00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:26,940 - I'M TRYING. - RIDE LIKE THE WIND. 645 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,978 - AAH! - GO, GO, GO, GO--AW! 646 00:21:30,012 --> 00:21:31,462 YOU COULDN'T DO IT. 647 00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:34,258 YOU AIN'T JOCKEYING MY HORSE. 648 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,915 KNOCK OFF THE HORSEPLAY. 649 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,296 Captioned byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 46413

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