Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:06,178
male narrator: WHEN STORAGE
UNITS ARE ABANDONED...
2
00:00:06,213 --> 00:00:07,800
THE TREASURES WITHIN...
3
00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:09,457
- THIS IS DO OR DIE.
4
00:00:09,492 --> 00:00:10,907
narrator: ARE PUT UP
FOR AUCTION...
5
00:00:10,941 --> 00:00:12,219
- THREE.
- 400.
6
00:00:12,253 --> 00:00:13,220
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
7
00:00:13,254 --> 00:00:14,462
- YEAH!
- SOLD.
8
00:00:14,497 --> 00:00:16,257
narrator:
IN THIS HIGH-STAKES GAME...
9
00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:18,673
- YOU'VE GOT A PIECE OF
HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE HERE.
10
00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:19,916
narrator: IT'S GET RICH...
11
00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:21,297
- YOU SELL ONE DEAD GUY
TO SOMEBODY
12
00:00:21,331 --> 00:00:22,712
AND YOU CAN NEVER SELL 'EM
ANOTHER THING.
13
00:00:22,746 --> 00:00:23,954
- OH!
14
00:00:23,989 --> 00:00:25,508
narrator: OR DIE BUYING.
15
00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:27,337
COMING UP...
- ARE YOU READY TO GO?
16
00:00:27,372 --> 00:00:28,476
all: YEAH!
17
00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:29,926
- THEN LET'S GO!
18
00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,033
- DON'T LOSE IT.
THAT'S YOUR INHERITANCE, KID.
19
00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,793
- IT ONLY TAKES ONE GOOD ITEM.
20
00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,244
- LAST AND FINAL CALL
AT 620 BUCKS.
21
00:00:37,278 --> 00:00:39,004
- IS THAT DARRELL BIDDING?
- IT IS.
22
00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,212
- YEAH!
23
00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:41,386
YOU KNOW, I MIGHT
BUY THIS ROOM
24
00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:42,939
JUST TO PISS DARRELL OFF.
25
00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:44,078
- THIS IS PROBABLY
THE RAREST TELEPHONE
26
00:00:44,113 --> 00:00:45,114
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
27
00:00:45,148 --> 00:00:46,598
- WHAT IS SOMETHING
LIKE THIS WORTH?
28
00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:49,808
- IT'S WORTH ABOUT TEN YEARS
IN THE PEN.
29
00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,776
[country rock music]
30
00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:53,984
♪
31
00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:55,089
- THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR.
32
00:00:55,124 --> 00:00:57,954
- I'M NOT INTIMIDATED
BY ANY BUYER.
33
00:00:57,988 --> 00:00:59,852
- CASH IS KING.
WINNER TAKES ALL.
34
00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:02,165
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO ENCOUNTER.
35
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,650
♪
36
00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:06,583
- LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
37
00:01:06,618 --> 00:01:09,793
OH, HEY, HEY, HEY!
- WOW.
38
00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:13,763
- ♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
39
00:01:13,797 --> 00:01:16,041
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
40
00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,112
♪ YEAH YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ♪
41
00:01:18,147 --> 00:01:23,013
♪ MONEY OWNS THIS TOWN
42
00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:24,498
- SOLD!
43
00:01:28,398 --> 00:01:29,572
- TODAY, WE'RE IN RIVERSIDE,
CALIFORNIA,
44
00:01:29,606 --> 00:01:32,057
A CITY RICH IN HISTORICAL
SPANISH CULTURE.
45
00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,129
- SO WHAT WE'RE LOOKING
FOR IS ANTIQUES,
46
00:01:35,164 --> 00:01:36,648
THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN
PASSED DOWN
47
00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:37,994
FROM GRANDMA OR GRANDPA.
48
00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:40,686
- THIS COULD BE A GOOD FACILITY
FOR COMMERCIAL UNITS.
49
00:01:45,174 --> 00:01:46,485
- WE HAD A GREAT WEEK
AT THE SHOP.
50
00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,211
WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF MONEY
FOR THE AUCTION TODAY.
51
00:01:48,246 --> 00:01:50,903
IF I SEE SOMETHING I LIKE,
I'M GONNA GET IT.
52
00:01:50,938 --> 00:01:53,354
- IT'S BEEN NICE TO HAVE FINALLY
MADE SOME MONEY,
53
00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:56,081
BUT I REALLY HAVE TO MAKE
SURE THAT JARROD
54
00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,394
DOESN'T SPEND IT ALL ON ONE
OF HIS "FEELINGS."
55
00:01:58,428 --> 00:01:59,636
- I'M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT ANYBODY.
56
00:01:59,671 --> 00:02:01,051
I'M NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT
THESE TWO GUYS.
57
00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:02,915
I'M JUST WAITING FOR
A GOOD LOCKER TO COME UP.
58
00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:04,814
THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S
GONNA WORRY.
59
00:02:04,848 --> 00:02:07,437
YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT HOW I FEEL TODAY.
60
00:02:07,472 --> 00:02:09,750
I SPEND $10,000 A WEEK BUYING
THESE THINGS.
61
00:02:09,784 --> 00:02:11,476
- THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU MET ME.
62
00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:12,994
ONE THING THAT I NOTICE
ABOUT DARRELL,
63
00:02:13,029 --> 00:02:14,858
HE ALWAYS HAS AN EXCUSE
OF WHY HE CAN'T BEAT ME
64
00:02:14,893 --> 00:02:17,102
AT THE AUCTIONS.
65
00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,519
- TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU.
66
00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:22,142
THESE OTHER GUYS,
I'M NOT SURE
67
00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,729
THEY KNOW REALLY
WHAT TO MAKE OF ME.
68
00:02:23,764 --> 00:02:26,111
I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER
BE ACCEPTED INTO THIS
69
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,356
MIGHTY EXCLUSIVE CLUB,
BUT I'M WORKING ON IT.
70
00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,771
- ALL RIGHT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
71
00:02:30,805 --> 00:02:31,910
WELCOME TO THE AUCTION SALE
TODAY.
72
00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:33,187
BEFORE YOU GO THROUGH
THESE GATES,
73
00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:34,878
YOU NEED TO KNOW THE RULES
OF THE STORAGE AUCTION.
74
00:02:34,913 --> 00:02:36,880
THESE SALES ARE ALL CASH
AND FINAL.
75
00:02:36,915 --> 00:02:38,399
WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE LOCK,
OPEN THE DOOR.
76
00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:40,263
WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE
MINUTES TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
77
00:02:40,298 --> 00:02:41,713
YOU CAN'T GO INSIDE THE UNIT.
78
00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,128
WE'RE GONNA SELL IT
TO WHO'S EVER GOT THE MOST CASH
79
00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,578
IN THEIR POCKET TODAY,
AND IF YOU'RE READY TO GO,
80
00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:45,924
I'M READY TO GO.
ARE YOU READY TO GO?
81
00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,444
all: YEAH!
- THEN LET'S GO!
82
00:02:48,478 --> 00:02:51,171
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
83
00:02:55,796 --> 00:03:00,041
- IT'S A 10x10, FOLKS.
84
00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:02,630
- BRANDI HAS A HARD TIME SEEING
THE POTENTIAL.
85
00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,149
ALL SHE SEES IS THE TRASH.
86
00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,358
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU CAN SEE.
IT'S WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE.
87
00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:08,222
IT ONLY TAKES ONE GOOD ITEM.
88
00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:10,569
- AW, MAN. AW, MAN. AW, MAN.
89
00:03:10,604 --> 00:03:11,812
- THERE'S JUST TOO MANY BOXES
FILLED WITH TRASH
90
00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:13,917
FOR ME TO BID ON THIS UNIT.
91
00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:15,056
- THIS ONE WILL BE INTERESTING.
92
00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:16,368
I'M GONNA JUMP INTO THIS ONE,
93
00:03:16,403 --> 00:03:19,302
JUST BECAUSE THIS GUY LOOKED
AS IF HE'S A COLLECTOR.
94
00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:21,477
AT FIRST GLANCE, IT JUST LOOKED
LIKE A BUNCH OF BOXES.
95
00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:24,307
BUT THEN UPON CLOSER INSPECTION,
THEY WERE MARKED.
96
00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:27,241
"FRAGILE.
ELVIS STUFF."
97
00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:28,932
THESE ARE WORTH SOMETHING.
98
00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:30,348
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
NUMBER 20.
99
00:03:30,382 --> 00:03:31,866
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY? SAY.
HOW MUCH MONEY? WHERE?
100
00:03:31,901 --> 00:03:34,490
[indistinct rapid speech]
101
00:03:34,524 --> 00:03:35,767
- YEAH.
102
00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:36,802
- NOW 200.
ARE YOU 200?
103
00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:38,632
[indistinct rapid speech]
104
00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,875
- BARRY IS ALL FIRED UP
RIGHT NOW,
105
00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:42,739
BUT THE OLD MAN'S GONNA HAVE
TO GO THROUGH ME
106
00:03:42,774 --> 00:03:44,085
IF HE THINKS
HE'S GETTING THIS UNIT.
107
00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,673
YEAH.
108
00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:47,261
- I GOT 250 HERE.
BARRY, YOU'RE AT 300.
109
00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:49,332
300 THERE. 325.
350?
110
00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,058
[indistinct rapid speech]
111
00:03:51,092 --> 00:03:52,784
- IF JARROD WANTS THIS UNIT,
112
00:03:52,818 --> 00:03:55,062
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO GET HIS BALLS
OUT OF BRANDI'S PURSE.
113
00:03:55,096 --> 00:03:56,753
- YEP.
114
00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:57,927
- WANT TO BID 400, BARRY?
115
00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,929
[indistinct rapid speech]
116
00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:01,758
425.
425 GOING ONCE.
117
00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:04,105
- I DON'T WANT TO PAY $425
TO HAVE TO HAUL AWAY
118
00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,349
A BUNCH OF GARBAGE.
119
00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:08,524
- 425 THERE.
450. 450. 475.
120
00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:09,559
I GOT 450 THERE.
475?
121
00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:10,836
- YEAH.
122
00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,182
- YOU WANT TO BID 500, BARRY?
500.
123
00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:14,288
525 NOW.
525 GOING ONCE.
124
00:04:14,323 --> 00:04:15,496
THANK YOU.
I GOT 500 BUCKS.
125
00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:17,291
525.
525 GOING TWICE.
126
00:04:17,326 --> 00:04:18,534
LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 525.
- YEAH.
127
00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:20,121
[indistinct rapid speech]
128
00:04:20,156 --> 00:04:22,262
BARRY, I GOT JARROD AT 525.
550. 550 GOING ONCE.
129
00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,540
575. HOW ABOUT THAT?
550. 575.
130
00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,713
- HIT HIM AGAIN.
131
00:04:25,748 --> 00:04:26,921
IF I'M NOT GONNA BID
ON THIS UNIT,
132
00:04:26,956 --> 00:04:29,821
I'M AT LEAST GONNA HAVE SOME FUN
WITH THESE GUYS.
133
00:04:29,855 --> 00:04:31,857
- 575 GOING ONCE.
- YEAH.
134
00:04:31,892 --> 00:04:33,169
- 575.
- HIT HIM AGAIN.
135
00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:34,481
- THIS IS BULL[bleep].
136
00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:35,792
I'VE GOT ENOUGH
TO DEAL WITH
137
00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:37,380
WITHOUT DAVE EGGING JARROD ON.
138
00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:39,106
- GOT 600 BUCKS.
625. 625.
139
00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,073
AT 600 BUCKS.
625? SAYS "NO."
140
00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:42,316
I GOT 600 BUCKS.
141
00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:43,835
- I'M PRETTY SURE
I CAN'T GO MUCH HIGHER
142
00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:46,424
BEFORE BRANDI SMACKS ME.
143
00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:47,977
- 600 BUCKS.
625 GOING TWICE.
144
00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:50,117
LAST AND FINAL CALL
AT 625 BUCKS OR NOT.
145
00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:51,705
SOLD IT TO BARRY.
YOU GOT IT FOR 600 BIG BUCKS.
146
00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:52,878
THANK YOU.
THANKS.
147
00:04:52,913 --> 00:04:54,294
- JARROD BID ME UP WITH IT,
148
00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:56,710
BUT I WON THE UNIT ANYWAY
AND I'M HAPPY.
149
00:04:56,744 --> 00:04:57,883
- BARRY, YOU GOT IT FOR 600.
THANK YOU.
150
00:04:57,918 --> 00:04:59,195
- CONGRATULATIONS, BARRY.
151
00:04:59,229 --> 00:05:00,438
- THIS IS THE REASON
THAT I'M HERE.
152
00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:02,198
OTHERWISE, JARROD WOULD HAVE
SPENT OUR RENT MONEY
153
00:05:02,232 --> 00:05:03,682
TO PAY FOR THAT UNIT.
154
00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:04,994
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
YOU WANT TO BUY SOME UNITS?
155
00:05:05,028 --> 00:05:08,204
LET'S GO.
156
00:05:08,238 --> 00:05:09,792
- GET A GOOD LOOK
FROM THE DOOR.
157
00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,000
EVERYTHING MUST GO.
158
00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:12,381
YOU CANNOT LEAVE
ANYTHING BEHIND.
159
00:05:12,415 --> 00:05:14,244
- SOMETHING KOOKY IN THERE,
UM,
160
00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,281
BUT IT'S NOT MUCH--NOTHING
I CAN REALLY DO MUCH WITH.
161
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,595
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE A FAILED
ART SCHOOL PROJECT.
162
00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:21,355
- THE REST IS TRASH.
163
00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,563
YEAH, SHE'S THE ONLY PIECE,
164
00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:24,220
BUT IT'S NOT WORTH HAULING
ALL THIS TRASH.
165
00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:26,533
THAT MANNEQUIN'S COOL,
BUT I'M NOT AN ART DEALER
166
00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:28,224
AND THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
I CAN SELL IN MY STORE.
167
00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:31,676
- DUDE, IT'S GOT A TELEPHONE
ON IT TOO.
168
00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:34,195
- TWO YEARS AGO,
I SOLD ONE JUST LIKE THIS.
169
00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:37,716
THIS MANNEQUIN LOOKING TELEPHONE
FOR $1,500.
170
00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:42,100
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A '60s STAND-UP PHONE.
171
00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:45,379
I SMELL DAVE BEHIND ME.
172
00:05:45,414 --> 00:05:48,451
SO I GOT TO MAKE HIM THINK
I'M NOT EVEN INTERESTED.
173
00:05:48,486 --> 00:05:51,074
YOU KNOW, I'D GO 100 BUCKS
JUST ON THE MANNEQUIN,
174
00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:52,386
BUT, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
175
00:05:52,421 --> 00:05:53,732
WE'LL SEE.
176
00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,907
I HOPE DAVE TAKES THE BAIT,
BECAUSE THE LESS
177
00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:58,461
I GET THIS LOCKER FOR,
THE MORE MONEY I'M GONNA MAKE.
178
00:05:58,496 --> 00:05:59,669
- I GUESS IF DARRELL'S
GONNA BE 100,
179
00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:02,776
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE 110.
180
00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:04,398
THERE'S SOME MISCELLANEOUS
BLANKETS.
181
00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:05,882
THE MANNEQUIN'S KIND OF COOL.
182
00:06:05,917 --> 00:06:09,507
AGAIN, THERE'S NOT MUCH
IN HERE.
183
00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,129
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
[indistinct rapid speech]
184
00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,199
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY?
SAY IT.
185
00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:13,821
HOW ABOUT I GO--WHERE?
GIVE ME 25.
186
00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:17,894
WANT TO BID 25 BUCKS?
[indistinct rapid speech]
187
00:06:17,929 --> 00:06:19,068
- YOU KNOW,
I MIGHT BUY THIS ROOM
188
00:06:19,102 --> 00:06:20,103
JUST TO PISS DARRELL OFF.
189
00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:21,760
- I GOT 25 HERE AND A 35 WHERE?
190
00:06:21,795 --> 00:06:23,624
35. WANT TO BID 45.
WANT TO BID MORE?
191
00:06:23,659 --> 00:06:26,178
AND 55 WHERE?
I GOT 45 THERE AND 55.
192
00:06:26,213 --> 00:06:28,388
[indistinct rapid speech]
193
00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:31,425
65, SIR.
AT 75 NOW. I'VE GOT 65.
194
00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,737
- DAVE JUST LIKES
TO HEAR HIMSELF BID.
195
00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:34,048
HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT
THIS LOCKER.
196
00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:36,430
- [indistinct rapid speech]
197
00:06:36,465 --> 00:06:37,742
- IF I WANT IT, I'LL BUY IT.
198
00:06:37,776 --> 00:06:39,053
IF NOT, YOU'RE GONNA
PAY FOR IT.
199
00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,192
- [indistinct rapid speech]
200
00:06:40,227 --> 00:06:41,366
- YEAH!
201
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,817
- 105. 115.
125. 125.
202
00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:45,474
- DAVE THINKS I'M ONLY GOING
TO GO UP TO $100,
203
00:06:45,508 --> 00:06:49,339
BUT I CAN GO TO $1,000 AND STILL
MAKE A PROFIT ON THIS PHONE.
204
00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:50,651
- 125. 135.
205
00:06:50,686 --> 00:06:52,170
- YEAH!
- 135. 135. 150.
206
00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,759
150. 150.
- YEAH!
207
00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:55,967
- NOW 200.
ARE YOU 200?
208
00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:57,796
BID 200 WHERE?
I GOT 175. WANT TO BID 200?
209
00:06:57,831 --> 00:06:59,177
200. 200 GOING TWICE.
210
00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,937
LAST BID OF 225 GOING ONCE.
I'VE GOT 200.
211
00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:02,801
225. 225 GOING TWICE.
- IS THAT DARRELL BIDDING?
212
00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:04,424
- IT IS.
- YEAH!
213
00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,459
- 225.
[indistinct rapid speech]
214
00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:06,771
- NO BREAK NOW.
215
00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:08,462
- WANT TO BID 250?
250 GOING ONCE.
216
00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:10,050
I'VE GOT 225.
WANT TO BID 250?
217
00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:11,500
GOING TWICE.
250.
218
00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:13,605
- $250 FOR THAT MANNEQUIN?
219
00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,986
THERE YOU GO, DARRELL.
220
00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,159
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL SINCE
IT'S CHEAPER
221
00:07:16,194 --> 00:07:17,367
THAN A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE.
222
00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:18,921
- GOING TWICE.
LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 275.
223
00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:21,475
GUESS WHAT, DARRELL.
YOU BOUGHT IT FOR 250 BIG BUCKS.
224
00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:22,821
THANK YOU.
225
00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:24,374
- YEAH, BABY!
226
00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:26,687
DAVE JUST DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE
TO WHAT HE MISSED ON THIS ONE.
227
00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:29,828
narrator
228
00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:32,279
- BRANDON AND I JUST
WON A LOCKER
229
00:07:32,313 --> 00:07:33,625
WITH AN ANTIQUE MANNEQUIN
IN IT
230
00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,248
WITH A TELEPHONE ATTACHED.
231
00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:37,940
THIS IS THE WOW FACTOR.
THIS IS COOL.
232
00:07:37,974 --> 00:07:40,149
- IS IT PLASTIC OR WHAT IS IT?
233
00:07:40,183 --> 00:07:41,357
- OH, YEAH, IT'S PLASTIC.
234
00:07:41,391 --> 00:07:43,704
EVERY TIME I BUY A LOCKER,
DAVE SNOOPS AROUND
235
00:07:43,739 --> 00:07:45,223
AND WANTS TO TAKE A PEEK.
236
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,569
- WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING
AT IS A CUSTOM
237
00:07:46,604 --> 00:07:48,640
NORDSTROM'S PROMOTIONAL
PHONE
238
00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:50,090
THAT THEY PUT OUT
ON THE FLOORS.
239
00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:51,574
- CORRECT.
RIGHT.
240
00:07:51,609 --> 00:07:53,956
- THEY'RE WORTH ABOUT 2,000
241
00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,785
IN WORSE CONDITION
THAN THAT.
242
00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:58,305
- WELL, GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT ONE.
243
00:07:58,339 --> 00:07:59,996
- DAVE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
244
00:08:00,031 --> 00:08:01,998
HE DOESN'T THINK THIS PHONE
IS WORTH ANYTHING,
245
00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:03,966
BUT I KNOW IT'S
WORTH THOUSANDS.
246
00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:10,766
- ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE NEXT UNIT.
247
00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,702
LET'S GO!
248
00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:16,806
- LOT OF PAINT IN THERE.
249
00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:19,499
MY HANDYMAN WOULD LOVE
THIS UNIT,
250
00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:23,537
BUT I'D HAVE TO DRAIN MY POOL
TO STORE ALL THIS PAINT.
251
00:08:36,654 --> 00:08:39,001
- THIS CONTRACTOR'S UNIT
HAS A LOT OF ITEMS
252
00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:41,486
THAT WOULD BE GOOD
FOR A THRIFT STORE...
253
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,835
SO JARROD AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO GO UP TO 700 ON THIS ONE.
254
00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,527
- YOU KNOW, I SEE A LOT OF ITEMS
THAT WOULD SELL GOOD
255
00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,838
IN A THRIFT STORE,
BUT NOTHING
256
00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:50,426
I'D WANT TO HAUL
TO THE SWAP MEET.
257
00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,772
- SEEN IT.
WE'VE SEEN IT.
258
00:08:51,807 --> 00:08:53,291
- THIS IS KIND
OF AN INTERESTING ROOM,
259
00:08:53,325 --> 00:08:55,535
SO I'M DEFINITELY GONNA BID
ON THIS UNIT HERE.
260
00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,571
- ALL RIGHTY, HERE WE GO.
261
00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:59,090
AND I GOT 100 RIGHT THERE.
NOW 200 WHERE?
262
00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:01,230
I GOT A 100. NOW 200.
200. 200. 300. 300.
263
00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:02,231
WANT TO BID 300 RIGHT THERE?
- 500!
264
00:09:02,265 --> 00:09:05,303
- HOW MUCH?
265
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,476
- 500.
THEN 600.
266
00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:10,584
[indistinct rapid speech]
267
00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:11,758
600.
I'VE GOT 600 BUCKS.
268
00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:12,931
WANT TO BID 650?
GOING ONCE.
269
00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:14,519
I'VE GOT 600.
650. 650 GOING TWICE.
270
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,557
LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 650--
- YEAH!
271
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,111
- ARE YOU 700?
[indistinct rapid speech]
272
00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:22,044
AND LAST AND FINAL CALL AT 700
GOING ONCE.
273
00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:23,217
AND AT BID 650 GOING TWICE.
274
00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:24,391
- JARROD, WE AGREED ON 700.
275
00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:25,979
YOU'RE STOPPING AT 600.
276
00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,118
- SOLD IT TO A DANGER DAVE.
277
00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:29,085
YOU GOT 650 BIG BUCKS.
278
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,880
- I KNEW JARROD THE POOPER
SCOOPER COULDN'T LAST
279
00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:32,399
LONGER THAN 500 BUCKS.
280
00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:33,849
- DAVE, WINNER.
281
00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:35,471
- NORMALLY I WOULDN'T
BACK DOWN,
282
00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:38,854
BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER IF ME
AND BRANDI SAID 600 OR 700.
283
00:09:38,888 --> 00:09:41,650
HAVING A CAP ON IT JUST
THROWS ME OFF.
284
00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:43,099
- CLOSE IT DOWN.
HERE WE GO.
285
00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:45,377
WE'RE GONNA GO THIS WAY.
286
00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:52,246
- YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M JUST
GONNA HANG OUT HERE.
287
00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:54,317
I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE
AND HANDLE IT.
288
00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:56,837
I'M JUST NOT FEELING GOOD
AT ALL, BRANDON.
289
00:09:56,872 --> 00:09:58,080
- ALL RIGHT.
- DON'T LOSE IT.
290
00:09:58,114 --> 00:10:00,496
THAT'S YOUR INHERITANCE, KID.
291
00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,912
YOU KNOW, THANKFULLY I'VE GOT
MY SON BRANDON TODAY.
292
00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:04,327
I'M GONNA SEND HIM OUT.
293
00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:05,535
KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DUDE.
294
00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:09,263
- ALL RIGHT, BRO.
295
00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:10,817
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS ONE.
296
00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:14,199
- LET'S DO IT, FOLKS.
297
00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:16,443
- YEAH!
- [whistles]
298
00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:18,203
- JUST TAKE 1 MINUTES,
20 SECONDS, BOYS AND GIRLS.
299
00:10:18,238 --> 00:10:19,722
- THIS IS--
300
00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:22,276
- THESE JANITORIAL ITEMS,
THEY'RE DEFINITELY WORTH MONEY,
301
00:10:22,311 --> 00:10:23,830
BUT THEY'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME
STOCK THE SHELVES
302
00:10:23,864 --> 00:10:26,142
IN MY THRIFT STORE,
SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS.
303
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,041
- JARROD'S RIGHT.
304
00:10:28,075 --> 00:10:30,215
DID I JUST SAY THAT?
305
00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,390
YOU KNOW, I THINK JARROD
AND I ARE GETTING
306
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,425
MORE AND MORE IN SYNC.
307
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,600
IT'S GETTING KIND OF SCARY.
308
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,879
- IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE
IT'S A FULLY-STUFFED LOCKER.
309
00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:40,225
- THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS AROUND
HERE THAT COULD
310
00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:41,399
TURN THAT INTO CASH.
311
00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,125
- YEAH.
- GOOD LUCK, BARRY.
312
00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,678
- THANKS.
313
00:10:44,713 --> 00:10:46,680
I'M NOT GONNA BE BIDDING ON IT,
BUT THANKS FOR THE GOOD LUCK.
314
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:49,959
- NO PROBLEM.
315
00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:52,721
- LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE RUNNING
SOME KIND OF CLEANING BUSINESS
316
00:10:52,755 --> 00:10:54,481
OR, YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING FOR A HOTEL
317
00:10:54,515 --> 00:10:55,862
AND THEN THEY GOT A BUNCH
OF OFFICE CHAIRS
318
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,829
AND STUFF IN HERE.
319
00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,831
- I SEE CLEANING EQUIPMENT
IN HERE,
320
00:10:59,866 --> 00:11:02,558
BUT I ALSO SEE A COPIER
AND SOME OFFICE SUPPLIES.
321
00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:04,284
I CAN SELL THIS ROOM
IN A HEARTBEAT.
322
00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,804
[speaking Spanish]
323
00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,978
- HE'S ACTUALLY SPEAKING SPANISH
RIGHT NOW,
324
00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:12,361
NOT UNDERSTANDING
THAT I SPEAK SPANISH.
325
00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:13,776
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
HE'S TELLING HIS GUY
326
00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:14,915
TO GET HIS TRUCKS READY.
327
00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,261
IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS
TO BUY THIS ONE.
328
00:11:16,296 --> 00:11:17,884
CLEARLY SOMETHING'S
GOING ON HERE.
329
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,920
DAVE REALLY LIKES THIS UNIT.
330
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:22,440
I NEED TO TEXT MY DAD.
331
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,062
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
BIG OL' NICE 10x10 UNIT.
332
00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,305
STARTING BID AT 10.
HOW ABOUT 20? WHERE?
333
00:11:25,339 --> 00:11:27,583
WANT TO BID 500?
334
00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:29,758
I GOT 300 RIGHT THERE.
HOW ABOUT 350? WHERE?
335
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:30,828
I GOT 350 RIGHT THERE.
336
00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,139
[cell phone chimes]
337
00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,485
- BRANDON CAN RUN HIS OWN SHOW.
338
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,624
HE'S PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF IT,
339
00:11:34,659 --> 00:11:36,454
BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
REALLY GOOD
340
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,732
FOR HIM TO TEXT ME AND SAY,
"DAD, GET OUT HERE."
341
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,216
- YEAH!
342
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:41,770
- 850.
WANT TO BID 900 NOW?
343
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:43,288
ARE YOU 900 THERE?
950. WANT TO BID 950?
344
00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:45,394
I'VE GOT 900.
950. 1,000.
345
00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:47,051
[indistinct rapid speech]
346
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,604
- ISN'T THIS CUTE?
347
00:11:48,638 --> 00:11:50,226
KID THINKS HE CAN SNEAK
IN ON THE END
348
00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:51,400
AND GET THIS ONE FROM ME?
349
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,677
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
350
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,782
YEAH!
351
00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:57,682
- [indistinct rapid speech]
352
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,752
- I GOT TO KEEP
THE BIDDING GOING
353
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,374
JUST LONG ENOUGH
TO WHERE DAVE
354
00:12:00,409 --> 00:12:01,824
DOESN'T GET THIS LOCKER
AND MY DAD
355
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:03,930
CAN COME OVER AND CHECK IT OUT.
356
00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,310
- 1,200 BUCKS GOING ONCE.
1,200 THERE.
357
00:12:05,345 --> 00:12:07,347
1,250 NOW.
I'VE GOT 1,200 BUCKS.
358
00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:09,004
I'VE GOT 1,200 BUCKS.
1,250 GOING ONCE.
359
00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:10,315
GOT A BID 1,200.
1,250 GOING TWICE.
360
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,938
LAST AND FINAL CALL.
- YEAH!
361
00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:13,422
THAT BID BOUGHT ME
A COUPLE MORE SECONDS
362
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:14,595
TO LOOK AT THIS LOCKER.
363
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,632
- WHO'S BIDDING?
- I'VE GOT 1,250.
364
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,254
- YEAH!
365
00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:19,739
- YOU KNOW,
THERE'S DEFINITELY $1,300
366
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,017
WORTH OF EQUIPMENT
IN THERE AND MAYBE MORE.
367
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:24,226
I JUST CAN'T TRUST
MY GUT RIGHT NOW.
368
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,848
LOOKS LIKE DAVE
WINS THIS ROUND.
369
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:27,229
- DARRELL?
- LET HIM HAVE IT.
370
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:28,299
- I'VE GOT 1,300 BUCKS.
371
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:31,233
- WAS THAT, LIKE,
A $100 KISS?
372
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,269
USUALLY YOU GET A HAPPY ENDING
WITH THAT EXTRA 100.
373
00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,340
- 1,350 GOING ONCE, TWICE.
WANT TO BID 1,350 OR NOT?
374
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,928
SOLD IT TO A DAVE.
YOU GOT IT FOR 1,300 BIG BUCKS.
375
00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:38,516
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
376
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,035
- DARRELL SHOWS UP AND COSTS ME
AN EXTRA $100,
377
00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:42,244
BUT IF I'M RIGHT,
I'LL DOUBLE MY INVESTMENT.
378
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,935
I'LL MAKE THAT DEAL
ALL DAY LONG.
379
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:45,523
- YEAH, FRIEND.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
380
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:50,148
THAT'S IT.
DAVE, YOU'RE IN.
381
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:52,461
- BRANDI AND I GOT OFF
TO A ROUGH START TODAY.
382
00:12:52,495 --> 00:12:55,119
I TRIED TO BE THE BIGGER MAN
AND DO THINGS HER WAY.
383
00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:57,190
YEAH, WE SAVED
A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY,
384
00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,261
BUT NOW WE'RE GOING HOME
EMPTY-HANDED.
385
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:03,403
HOW'S THAT WORKING
FOR YOU, BRANDI?
386
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:05,474
- I WON THIS UNIT FOR 600.
387
00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:08,097
THIS UNIT OBVIOUSLY BELONGED
TO A COLLECTOR
388
00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:11,342
AND THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
389
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,033
THE BOX THAT SAYS,
"ELVIS STUFF,"
390
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:15,035
I'M NOT EXACTLY EXPECTING
TO FIND ORIGINAL
391
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,590
SUN RECORD RECORDINGS.
392
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:21,801
ELVIS STUFF.
393
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,147
- WHAT'S UP, BARRY?
394
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:25,183
NEVER SEEN YOU MOVE SO MUCH.
395
00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,736
AFTER THE AUCTION,
I BUMP INTO BARRY.
396
00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,255
- LOOK AT THIS.
397
00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:30,740
- YOU ASK ME, HE'S GONNA BE
MAKING A FEW RUNS TO THE DUMP.
398
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:35,711
THANK GOD I DIDN'T
BUY THIS PILE OF [bleep].
399
00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,402
NOW SEE, BARRY,
WOULDN'T YOU HAVE RATHER
400
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:38,714
BOUGHT A MANNEQUIN PHONE?
401
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,681
- NO. NO.
- NO WORK. NO LABOR.
402
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:43,684
- ACTUALLY, I'M HAPPIER
WITH MY PURCHASE.
403
00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:44,858
- THIS LOCKER'S FULL OF TRASH.
404
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:46,066
I'VE HAD ENOUGH FOR THE DAY.
405
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,309
I'M GOING HOME TO RECOVER.
406
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,862
- YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP ME
UNEARTH STUFF
407
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,312
THAT WAS FROM THE KING?
408
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,589
- NO.
409
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,901
- I DON'T REALLY CARE
WHAT DARRELL THINKS.
410
00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:55,420
MY GUT TELLS ME THERE'S
SOMETHING SPECIAL IN HERE.
411
00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:02,738
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME OTHER
PIECES TO THIS.
412
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,711
I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS
IN USE OR NOT,
413
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,679
BUT THIS IS FOR MAKING
YOUR OWN BOOZE.
414
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,888
I FIND THIS OLD PIECE
OF COPPER,
415
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:16,994
WHICH IS PART OF AN OLD
MOONSHINE STILL.
416
00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:19,893
I THINK THAT THIS STILL IS--
417
00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:22,585
I THINK IT'S COMPLETE.
418
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,002
IF ALL THE PIECES
ARE HERE AND I'M RIGHT,
419
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:27,625
THIS COULD BE WORTH
A LOT OF MONEY.
420
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:34,459
- I FIND AN ANTIQUE STILL
IN A LOCKER,
421
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,737
WHICH I WON FOR $600,
AND NOW
422
00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:39,016
I'M ON MY WAY
TO GET IT APPRAISED.
423
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,569
YOU'D THINK I'D HAVE
TO GO TO WEST VIRGINIA
424
00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:42,295
TO GET SOMETHING
LIKE THIS APPRAISED.
425
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:45,815
BUT BELIEVE ME, LOS ANGELES HAS
A FEW HILLBILLIES OF ITS OWN.
426
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:48,991
- LOOK WHAT THE CAT'S DRUG IN.
427
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,820
- NOT MANY PEOPLE
COLLECT THESE THINGS,
428
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,513
BUT LUCKILY, KEITH FLETCHER,
A FRIEND OF MINE,
429
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:55,411
HAS A VAST KNOWLEDGE OF 'EM.
430
00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:58,863
AND HE REALLY HAS THE LAST WORD
ON THEIR VALUE.
431
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,865
I KNOW YOU GUYS
ARE THE EXPERTS.
432
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,488
AND, UH, I GOT IT
IN PIECES
433
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:06,388
AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE
IF I GOT ALL THE PIECES.
434
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,286
- YEAH, YOU GOT 'EM ALL.
435
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:10,116
- YOU GOT SOMETHING GOOD.
436
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,911
- IT'S ABOUT A GALLON,
GALLON AND A HALF
437
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,671
COPPER POT STILL.
438
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:16,122
THIS RIGHT HERE IS PRETTY RARE.
439
00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:19,297
THAT'S WHAT IS KNOWN AS
A DOUBLER OR A THUMP KEG.
440
00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,782
YOU VERY SELDOM EVER
FIND THAT WITH A STILL.
441
00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,508
WHAT YOU DO,
YOU PUT YOUR MASH IN HERE.
442
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:26,097
CORNMEAL, YEAST, AND SUGAR.
443
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,512
- THESE GUYS ARE THE MCCOY.
444
00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:29,583
THEY'RE SCHOOLING ME
LIKE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE ME
445
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,758
MAKING MOONSHINE TONIGHT.
446
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:35,003
- THAT VAPOR WILL COME UP
IN THIS STILL CAP,
447
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:37,522
OUT THE CAP ARM,
BACK DOWN THROUGH
448
00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:38,903
THIS THUMP KEG OR DOUBLER,
449
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,491
OVER TO YOUR WORM.
450
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,321
- WHAT IS SOMETHING
LIKE THIS WORTH?
451
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:46,324
- IT'S WORTH ABOUT
TEN YEARS IN THE PEN.
452
00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:47,774
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA
MAKE MOONSHINE.
453
00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:48,982
- OH, OH.
454
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,880
- I MEAN,
WHAT IS THE STILL WORTH?
455
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:52,399
- THIS STILL RIGHT HERE--
456
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:54,229
[groans]
457
00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:57,680
OH, I'M GUESSING I WOULD SAY
EIGHT OR NINE.
458
00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:59,613
- EIGHT OR NINE GRAND?
459
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:01,995
- NO, EIGHT OR NINE LITTLE ONES.
460
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,272
- 800 OR 900?
461
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:04,584
- YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT
ALL IT'S WORTH.
462
00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:05,930
- IF YOU'RE LUCKY.
463
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,035
- [bleep].
464
00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:08,691
I THOUGHT I WAS SITTING
ON A GOLD MINE.
465
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,383
WELL, YOU KIND OF BURST
MY BUBBLE.
466
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:11,660
I MEAN, IT WAS GOOD
TO SEE YOU GUYS.
467
00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:14,145
BUT I TELL YOU WHAT.
I BLEW IT THIS TIME. I DID.
468
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,216
I MEAN, I KIND OF PRIDE MYSELF
ON KNOWING.
469
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:19,185
FOR $600 I GOT TO HANG OUT
WITH MY HILLBILLY BUDDIES,
470
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:22,912
BUT IT DIDN'T EXACTLY
GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
471
00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:25,191
MAYBE I'M NOT AS GOOD
AS I THOUGHT.
472
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,956
- WE'RE BACK AT MY SHOP.
473
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,889
THE TRUCK'S JUST ARRIVED WITH
THE JANITORIAL UNIT
474
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,339
I BOUGHT FOR $1,300.
475
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:43,692
UM, THE JANITORIAL SERVICE
BUSINESS IS A GOOD BUSINESS.
476
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,625
JANITORIAL COMPANIES
ARE ALWAYS LOOKING
477
00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:47,109
TO SAVE MONEY ON EQUIPMENT.
478
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:48,317
I LOVE THIS UNIT.
479
00:16:48,352 --> 00:16:49,767
I THINK I'M GONNA
MAKE A GREAT PROFIT.
480
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,976
LET ME SEE THIS, GUYS.
481
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,460
YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY,
IN STORAGE,
482
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:55,393
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS SEE
THE CONDITION OF STUFF.
483
00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:57,257
THAT ONE'S BEEN NICKED UP.
484
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,500
SO THAT REALLY HURTS THE SALE.
485
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:04,299
THAT TURNS A $300 CHEST
INTO ABOUT A $99 CHEST.
486
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,990
GENERALLY, ON THESE COPIERS,
487
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,785
THEY KEEP ALL
THE MAINTENANCE RECORDS.
488
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,719
THE SERVICE RECORDS HERE
INDICATE THAT, UH,
489
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:13,480
922,000 COPIES.
490
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,172
SO IT HAS ALMOST
A MILLION COPIES ON IT.
491
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:18,209
THIS COPIER'S ABOUT $5,000 NEW.
492
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:20,004
UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S AT THE END OF ITS LIFE,
493
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,213
SO IT'S NOT GONNA HAVE VERY MUCH
VALUE AT ALL.
494
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,664
MY GUESS, IT'S PROBABLY WORTH
300 TO 500 BUCKS
495
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:26,355
IN THE CONDITION THAT IT'S IN.
496
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:29,082
ALL THESE ITEMS TOGETHER ARE
GONNA MAKE US SOME MONEY,
497
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:33,086
BUT I THINK WE'RE GONNA BE LUCKY
JUST TO BREAK EVEN ON THIS UNIT.
498
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:35,813
- $1.99.
- $.99, $.99.
499
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:39,610
- JUST A LOT OF $.99s
AND $1.99s AND $5.99s.
500
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,301
COME ON, GUYS.
GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD.
501
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,406
GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD.
502
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,855
I GOT THIS BIG MONSTER DEFEAT.
503
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:46,927
I'M NOT HAPPY
ABOUT THE TURNOUT TODAY.
504
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:47,997
I'VE GOT A MASSIVE OVERHEAD.
505
00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:49,516
I'VE GOT MULTIPLE EMPLOYEES
TO PAY.
506
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,932
IT'S ALL ABOUT KEEPING
MY HEAD ABOVE WATER.
507
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,487
- UH, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE
ANY MONEY ON THAT UNIT.
508
00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,902
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
509
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,835
- THE QUALITY OF THE MERCHANDISE
WASN'T THAT GOOD.
510
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,181
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
511
00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:00,734
- DARRELL THE DUMMY
AND MINI-D COST ME
512
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,598
A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS
ON THIS UNIT.
513
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,531
I'M GONNA MAKE DAMN SURE
I GET BACK
514
00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:05,912
IN THEIR ASS
ON THE NEXT ONE.
515
00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:16,060
- I WON A LOCKER FOR $250
WITH A TELEPHONE MANNEQUIN IN IT
516
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,994
AND NOW I'M TAKING IT TO MY
PHONE SPECIALIST DAN GOLDING.
517
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,065
- THIS IS THE CROWN JEWEL
OF MY COLLECTION.
518
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,549
1881.
519
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:24,344
THIS IS PROBABLY THE RAREST
TELEPHONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
520
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,208
AND HERE IT IS
IN MY COLLECTION.
521
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:27,658
- WOW.
LET ME JUST PUT MY HANDS ON IT.
522
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,280
OH, IT'S HEAVY.
- OKAY, NOW DON'T DROP HER
523
00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:30,454
OR I'LL HAVE TO SLUG YOU.
524
00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:31,455
- NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT TO GET SLUGGED.
525
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:32,697
- YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
526
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:33,974
OKAY, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT.
527
00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,528
ANYWAY.
- THAT MUST BE RARE.
528
00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:38,013
THAT PHONE IS WORTH
OVER $20,000.
529
00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:40,774
AND DAN'S THE TYPE THAT DOESN'T
LIKE TO SHARE HIS TOYS,
530
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:43,605
SO I KNOW IT'S TIME
TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
531
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:44,640
- WOW.
I LIKE THE COLOR.
532
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:45,848
- YEAH.
533
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:46,987
- WE'RE GONNA SET IT DOWN
OVER HERE.
534
00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:48,196
- JUST RIGHT HERE?
- YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
535
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,405
OKAY, THIS MODEL CAME OUT
FROM THE BELL SYSTEM
536
00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:53,201
IN ABOUT 1979,
SO IT IS A PART
537
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,030
OF TELEPHONE COMMERCIAL
ART HISTORY.
538
00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:56,376
- I LIKE IT.
I THINK IT'S COOL.
539
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:57,964
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M HERE TO SELL IT AND--
540
00:18:57,998 --> 00:19:00,587
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO BUY IT,
BUT THE TRUTH
541
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,382
ABOUT THIS IS IT'S NOT
IN THE SAME CATEGORY
542
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,591
AS AN 1881 LONG-DISTANCE
TRANSMITTER.
543
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,455
IT'S IN THE CATEGORY OF UNUSUAL.
544
00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:09,458
SO I'M OFFERING YOU 1,000 BUCKS
CASH FOR IT.
545
00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:10,701
$100 BILLS.
546
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,634
- DAN'S A REAL SLICK NEGOTIATOR.
547
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,670
I'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL,
'CAUSE IT'S REAL EASY
548
00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:16,741
FOR ME TO LOSE PROFIT
AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME.
549
00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,917
YOU KNOW, I CAME IN HERE
WITH A TELEPHONE EXPECTATION
550
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,747
OF 5,000, SO WE'RE A LITTLE
WAYS AWAY
551
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:25,025
BETWEEN 5,000 AND 1,000.
552
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,132
- SO THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ITEM.
HOW ABOUT 1,200?
553
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,203
- LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT
MORE SERIOUS, DAN,
554
00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:32,205
IF YOU THINK IT'S REALLY
SOMETHING YOU WANT.
555
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,345
I'D GO 2,500 BUCKS ON IT.
556
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,967
HE'S NOT GETTING THIS
FOR LESS THAN 2,000.
557
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:38,453
- 1,300.
558
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:39,764
- I DON'T KNOW, DAN.
559
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,939
I JUST THINK YOU CAN DO
A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN THAT.
560
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,183
- UM, I COULD PAY 1,500 CASH
561
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,426
AND THAT'S THE MOST
I COULD PAY FOR IT.
562
00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:47,772
- HOW ABOUT IF WE FLIP A COIN
FOR IT?
563
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,429
2,500 OR 2,000?
564
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,051
- YOU'D WIN BOTH WAYS,
'CAUSE THAT'S WAY ABOVE
565
00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:54,400
WHAT I'M OFFERING.
566
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:57,161
- YEAH, NO, I THINK IF I CAN'T
GET 2,000 OUT OF IT,
567
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,369
I'M GONNA HOLD ON TO IT.
568
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:01,407
- WELL, UH...
569
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:07,102
OKAY, SO WE'LL DEAL
FOR THE 2,000.
570
00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:08,448
- THAT'S WHY I COME
TO YOU, DAN.
571
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:09,691
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
572
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:10,933
- EVEN IF YOU HIT
A GOOD LOCKER,
573
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:12,487
THERE'S STILL PROFIT
TO PROTECT
574
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:13,798
AND THAT'S WHAT
I DID HERE TODAY.
575
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:17,285
I MADE A $1,750 PROFIT.
576
00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:19,390
I'M HAPPY.
577
00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:21,634
narrator: THE WINNER
OF THE RIVERSIDE AUCTION
578
00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:24,844
WAS DARRELL SHEETS,
MAKING $1,750
579
00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:26,777
ON HIS MANNEQUIN PHONE.
580
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:29,918
BARRY WEISS MADE
A MODEST $400
581
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:33,266
FROM HIS DISHES
AND MOONSHINE STILL.
582
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,924
FOR JARROD AND BRANDI,
A PENNY SAVED
583
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,615
WAS A PENNY EARNED.
584
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,791
THE SURPRISE UPSET GOES
TO DAVE HESTER
585
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:45,278
LOSING $400 FROM HIS OFFICE
AND JANITORIAL UNITS.
586
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:47,763
AND DESPITE HIS MISSTEP...
587
00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,109
- BARRY WEISS CHAIR.
- IT IS.
588
00:20:49,144 --> 00:20:50,628
THAT'S A BARRY WEISS CHAIR
RIGHT THERE.
589
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,320
- [laughs]
590
00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:54,114
- HAVE A SEAT.
- THAT'S GREAT.
591
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:55,357
- SIT DOWN, BARRY.
592
00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:57,083
narrator: BARRY'S TENACITY
HAS EARNED HIM
593
00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,430
RESPECT WITH THE STORAGE CLAN.
594
00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:00,880
- JUST JUMP UP THERE
LIKE YOU KNOW
595
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,295
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
596
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:05,574
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE THIS BIG.
- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
43779
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.