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Tssh!
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
I ain't too short, I ain't too tall
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Damn, if I don't have it all
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Come here.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, I finally got a date with Lori Williams
and I am on my way. How I look, huh?
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Uh, uh, boom!
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Uh... Fine.
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Uh... Fine?
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Well, I don't know.
I think it's that suit. It's kind of...
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Kind of what?
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It just has way too many buttons
and the color is very '95.
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Girl, you must be crazy. I look great.
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I'm the man when it comes to fashion.
I know when I look good. Shoot, girl, l...
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Hey, guys.
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I'm gonna go ahead and change.
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Come on, everybody, your dad's on TV.
The jury's about to announce the verdict.
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Do you think she's innocent or guilty?
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Oh, please, that woman turned
more tricks than David Copperfield.
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She'll probably get off
with community service.
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Seems to me, community service is what
got her in this mess in the first place.
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Serving the community.
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- Y'all know what I'm talking about, right?
- Hey, hey, hey. Shh, shh, shh.
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Has the jury reached a verdict?
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Yes, we have, Your Honor.
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What is your verdict?
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We find the defendant, Tanya Bain, guilty
of all 23 counts of pandering.
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Order. Order.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Boy, are there gonna be
a lot of Ionely guys this Friday night.
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Miss Bain will be held at the
correctional facility until tomorrow...
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... when she will be returned here at 9:30
in the morning for sentencing.
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Court is adjourned.
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Dad's liable to give her life.
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I got grounded for a whole month
just because I came home late.
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Well, you deserved it.
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I mean, getting everybody's hopes up
like that and then showing up again.
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This fax just came in.
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Oh, my God.
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What? What does it say?
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It says, "I'm gonna kill you, Banks."
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- Yo. It's a death threat against Uncle Phil.
What?
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- What?
Dad?
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Oh, thank God. I thought it was for me.
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The fax came
right after the verdict was announced.
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And they haven't stopped since.
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Oh, half of them wanna hang me,
half of them wanna hug me.
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There's a dude here from Appalachia.
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He says he thinks
your mouth is kind of pretty.
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Guess I'll put this in the hug pile.
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Whenever there's a high-profile case
like this...
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...every wacko
comes out of the woodwork.
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I say we treat this as a code-one priority.
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We need to seal the perimeter.
I want four cars on 24-hour surveillance...
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...sharpshooters on the roof,
and a canine team.
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And remember,
we're working with a nut here.
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And who are you?
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He's the nut we working with.
Heh-heh-heh.
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Carlton Banks. I'll be your point man
on this little operation.
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I'll tell you what, you let us do our job,
and we'll let you do whatever it is you do.
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And we'll send a extra car by, Mr. Banks,
just to make sure everything's safe.
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- Thank you, officer.
- Come on, guys.
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That's it? They're done? They're leaving?
Well, I, for one, am not gonna stand here...
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...and do nothing
while your life hangs in the balance.
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Son, my life is not hanging
in the balance.
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Now, wait a minute, Uncle Phil.
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I don't usually say this,
but I agree with the little squidget.
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Come on, you can't go down
to that courthouse by yourself.
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You need a bodyguard.
Hey, I'm your man.
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I'll be fine, Will.
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Uh-huh.
That's just what Bobo Anderson said.
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- Who?
- Bobo Anderson.
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One of my boys from back in Philly.
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Bobo started getting all these
threatening letters. Everybody was like:
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"You need to
watch your back. Brothers be tripping."
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He's like, "No, man,
I'm cool. I'm all right." Then, bam!
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One day he just up and disappeared.
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He was killed?
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No, his family moved out of town.
I ain't seen him since third grade.
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Will, what has all this got to do
with your being my bodyguard?
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Oh. I figure if you let me slide down
to that courtroom with you, you know...
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...I might get to console some of them
show-biz madam girls.
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You know, it won't be just your body
I'm guarding, you know what I'm saying?
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You know what I'm talking about, dawg.
You know what I'm saying, right?
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You know. You know what I'm saying.
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You know what I'm saying, right?
You know.
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You know what I'm saying, boy?
You know...
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Damn, I miss Bobo.
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Oh, Carlton, I still think it was a little early
to give up on the dating service.
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Will, meet Safety Guy.
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Safety Guy, what's up, bro?
What's going on, boy?
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Look, this happens to be the latest
in home and personal security.
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"Designed as a visual deterrent,
Safety Guy is a life-size simulated male."
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Hmm.
And you're a pint-size simulated male.
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Very funny.
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He's gonna protect the Big Guy
when we're not around.
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You mean to tell me
this thing can protect somebody?
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- Oh, absolutely.
- Hmm.
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Huh. He must be on a break, huh?
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Will, this is no time for tomfoolery.
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Now, take your walkie-talkie
and infrared goggles.
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Damn.
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Oh, my God.
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Yo, I can see right through your clothes
with these things.
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No wonder you're so shy.
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Ashley's out in the decoy vehicle
and this will be command central.
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This baby right here
will monitor all our activities.
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Your assignment is to be on this
24 hours a day. Have you read the manual?
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- Committed the frequency to memory?
- Check.
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- Now, what do you do if we get caught?
- Laugh.
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Oh, I see we have company.
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Who's your friend?
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- Hilary, he's a dummy.
- Heh.
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Who needs brains
when you got a body like that?
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Hey, Uncle Phil,
we are here to protect you.
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I don't need your protection.
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Negatory.
Until we get you to the courthouse...
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...we'll be watching your every move
and protecting you at all cost.
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Trust me, we are a well-oiled machine.
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Looks like your well-oiled machine
just ran out of gas.
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Biggest day of my professional career
and now I'm gonna be late.
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You should've stayed in the car.
We could've protected you.
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The only person who's gonna need
protection now is you, if you don't back off!
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He's just a little tense about the trial.
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Just let him bang down
a couple Ding Dongs. He'll be all right.
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Will...
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...get a load of the clown in the corner.
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We'd better check him out.
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Carlton, come on, he's a clown.
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He's probably going
to some kid's birthday party or something.
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We'll see about that.
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Okay, pal, state your business.
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Who are you?
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Never mind who I am. And wipe that smile
off your face and tell me your name.
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Juggles.
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Well, look, Juggles,
get what you're after and get out of here.
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Who are you?
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Carlton Banks.
And that's my father, Judge Banks.
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I'm the head of his security team...
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...and my job is to check out
suspicious people like you.
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So come on, let's go. Move it along.
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Judge Banks
from the Show-Biz Madam Trial?
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Pretty impressed, huh?
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More than you can imagine.
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All right! Nobody moves
and nobody gets blown up!
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- Excuse...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Mr. Juggles?
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Hey, hey, hey.
It's not Mr. Juggles, it's Juggles.
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All right, Will, I got a plan.
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You create a diversion
while Dad and I slip out the back.
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Hey, yo.
Hey, man, where does that leave me?
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You are so selfish.
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What do you hope to accomplish...
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...by strapping a bomb to your chest
and blowing up a gas station?
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I'm on my way down
to one of the networks...
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...and I'm gonna make them
put me on TV.
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And then the whole world is gonna see
my talent to entertain.
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Um... Wouldn't it be easier
to just get a agent?
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I had an agent and then he had my wife.
Heh.
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That's a joke!
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There's gotta be a better way.
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Yeah, well, I tried all the other ways,
but it's always Bozo this or Coco that.
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Never any jobs for Juggles, oh, no.
And I'll tell you another thing...
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...I could've sold twice as many hamburgers
as that Ronald guy. That no-act clown.
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No. No. Nobody wants
to give Juggles a chance. Mm-mm.
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One little tent fire.
One little elephant stampede.
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A couple of kids end up in the hospital
and, all of a sudden, Juggles is poison.
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As if they even saw me smoking that cigar.
It's harassment, I tell you!
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Well, you're probably in a hurry
to get down to that network, you know.
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So don't let us stop you.
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Grab your little seltzer bottle,
hop in your little miniature car.
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If you go right now,
you could beat rush hour.
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No! No, no, no. Oh, no.
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Now that I got myself
a big celebrity judge hostage...
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...I'm gonna make the network people
come here.
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I'll be a bigger celebrity
than I even thought.
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Now, I've heard enough.
This plan's never gonna work.
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Listen, clown, there are not gonna be
any news stations down here.
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Every station in the world is gonna be
at the courthouse waiting for my Dad.
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- Carlton...
- It's gonna be a media circus there.
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If you think any news camera people
are coming here...
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- Carlton...
- No, no, no. He should hear this.
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I mean, even the tabloids
are gonna be down at the courthouse.
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You know, he's right. This won't work.
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Yeah, you guys are going down
to the courthouse.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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- But I'm coming with you.
- Aah!
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Juggles, no!
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What are we, Driving Miss Daisy?
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Come on, speed it up a little.
I have a date with destiny.
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I'm trying to obey the law,
unlike someone else in this car.
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Pedal to the metal, Tattoo.
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And if I don't,
I suppose you'll throw me out the window...
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...just like you did Safety Guy.
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Oh, the sight of that
perfectly chiseled foam body...
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...being mutilated by that 18-wheeler.
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You bastard.
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All right, look, you know what?
I have had about enough of this.
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Why don't you just give it up, man?
You're going to jail anyway.
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Hey, hey, hey.
But who am I to be dissing jail, you know?
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I hear there's a lot of fascinating criminals
in there.
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Look, Jugs... Can I call you Jugs?
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You are going about this
all the wrong way, man.
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Dude, let me tell you. It is gonna be plenty
of honeys down at that courthouse.
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And you know how the ladies
feel about clowns, huh?
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Huh? Ha-ha. Oh. You look like you
might've had a little freaky rendezvous...
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...with the bearded lady
or something down there, huh? Yeah.
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So listen,
if we go up in there holding hands, man...
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...we gonna be sending
the wrong message.
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So why don't you pop these cuffs off
and throw that bomb out the window?
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Let's go to that jail and get our party on,
you know what I'm saying?
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You know,
you got a bit of the clown in you.
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- Oh, yeah?
- You might even have your own act. Ha-ha.
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But I work alone!
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Okay. This is it. How do I look?
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Oh, my God. Key? Key? Key?
Oh, where is it? Where's...? Oh, here it is.
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Oh, my God. Look, my hands are shaking.
I'm never gonna be able to do this.
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No, no, no. Hey, no, no. Relax, man.
Listen, you can do it.
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Will, if he doesn't think he can do it,
let's not make him.
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Oh, he dragged us all the way down here.
He's doing it.
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Court is in session.
The Honorable Judge Banks...
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Stop, stop, stop. Sit, sit, sit. Sit down.
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Come on.
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Somebody dim the lights.
It's my damn courtroom, dim the lights.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
children of all ages...
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...presenting the hardest-working clown
in show business.
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I give you Juggles.
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Where's the music?
229
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Thank you, Judge Banks.
230
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Ow!
231
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,445
Your Honor, what is going on in here?
This is ridiculous.
232
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That's the general idea. Ha.
233
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Clean him up.
234
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:40,826
I'm sorry, bro.
235
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:49,073
It's not exactly clear
what's happening in the courtroom...
236
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:52,210
... but it appears Judge Banks
has lost control.
237
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,803
This is better than Benny Hill.
238
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,776
This wouldn't be the first time that a judge
has succumbed to the stress of a trial.
239
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,421
We all remember
when Judge Lance Peterson cracked...
240
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... and rendered a verdict with the aide
of a sock puppet named Randy.
241
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Uh, uh, uh.
242
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Ooh.
Gee, Juggles, I could really use a hanky.
243
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Well, my able assistant,
let me see what I have here. Whoa!
244
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Ha-ha-ha. Hey, hey.
You never know when it's gonna end. Oh.
245
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That's the end.
246
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,506
Move on to the next trick.
247
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,379
Oh! And now for the magic pan trick.
248
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Remove the lid.
249
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,264
Um...
250
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,567
We should move on to the next trick.
251
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:55,571
I said, remove the lid.
252
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,003
Ernie!
253
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,882
They're not laughing.
They're all against me.
254
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,615
Hey, hey, hey, now, wait a minute.
Juggles. Juggles.
255
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:16,227
Now listen,
these people are not all against you.
256
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,660
- Hey.
- Hey, hey, come here. Come here.
257
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,389
Listen...
258
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...let me say something to you
as a friend.
259
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,529
You suck.
260
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,000
All right?
261
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,502
The reason you can't get work...
262
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,307
It's not because
people don't like you, man...
263
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:39,713
...you know, it's not because people
don't wanna give you a chance.
264
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,409
It's because you suck.
265
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,118
You know?
266
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,753
You're not funny.
267
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You suck.
268
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,463
Will, are you crazy?
269
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Juggles, he doesn't know what he's saying.
You're very funny.
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This crowd is just dead.
271
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Carlton, Ernie is dead.
272
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All right, so you didn't like that one.
273
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Well, maybe you'll like the grand finale.
274
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- Juggles. Wait, wait, Juggles...
He's got a bomb!
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Ta-da.
276
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,257
Ta-da?
277
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,825
Wait.
278
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,067
You mean, that's your big finale?
279
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,603
Will was right. You do suck.
280
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,979
Bailiff, get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
281
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:50,281
Whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I do this thing with dolls.
282
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:57,157
Sentencing for Tanya Bain, the show-biz
madam was postponed until tomorrow...
283
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... after a dangerously insane man
in a clown costume...
284
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,398
... held the entire proceedings hostage.
285
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:06,629
Oh, please. That ain't even right.
I mean, he ain't insane.
286
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,831
You know, he's just a clown
that likes to make people laugh...
287
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,738
...and, I don't know,
take some pictures or something...
288
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,208
Will, that's evidence.
289
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,246
Come on. Well, who says it can't be fun
to play with evidence?
290
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,611
Come on, Uncle Phil,
a couple pictures. Smile.
291
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,251
This is evidence.
We shouldn't be playing with this stuff.
292
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,051
- Hey, look, everyone. Look who I found.
- Hey.
293
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,720
Hey, it's the dummy.
294
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,731
Oh, yeah, and he found Safety Guy.
295
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,498
Can you believe no one stole him?
Listen, everyone, we were lucky this time...
296
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:45,541
...but if we've learned anything from
this crisis, is that in the face of danger...
297
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,906
You scream like a girl?
298
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,612
No. Is that preparation is everything.
299
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,718
Mom, you're the upstairs lookout.
Ashley, man the decoy vehicle.
300
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,684
- Will, secure the perimeter.
- You all want something to eat?
301
00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,791
Hilary, upstairs on the roof.
Geoffrey, in the kitchen.
302
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:04,258
Discipline, people. Discipline.
303
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:10,791
Well, buddy, looks like the security
of the Banks family rests on our shoulders.
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