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So this is what you wanna do, huh?
You think you want some of me, huh?
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Let's go.
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Blackjack.
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Man, that's three in a row.
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I should be taking you to Vegas with me
instead of Carlton.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever. Pay the man.
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You know what that is?
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Irritating.
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It's energy generated by the most awesome
source of natural power in the world.
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What,
the static from Uncle Phil's corduroys?
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The Hoover Dam.
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Here, I got you this book so when we get
to Vegas, you'll be Hoover savvy.
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I'm getting goose bumps.
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You too?
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Okay, guys. Here you go.
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Here are your airplane tickets
and your hotel confirmation.
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Thanks. This is gonna be
the greatest birthday present ever.
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It's a shame
you have to go to Sacramento.
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Oh, I know. I know.
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But, son, this isn't just a birthday,
this is your 21st birthday.
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And this isn't just a trip,
it's a rite of passage.
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Cheyenne Indians used to take
a young brave and leave him in the desert...
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...and he'd have to fend for himself
with nothing but a knife.
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But when he left that desert,
he was a man.
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There's certainly some places in this desert
where a brother can become a man.
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I don't know where none of them at,
you know, you know, but...
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I'm gonna go ahead and get my knife.
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Aww.
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Okay, ladies, I'm leaving.
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They don't hear you, sir.
They've begun their women's weekend.
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Right now, they're in phase one.
Chick flicks and mint Milanos.
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I said, I'm leaving.
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Well, it's not like
you're going off to war, sir.
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I just know that one day Thelma and Louise
will make it to the other side of the canyon.
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Somebody pinch me.
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I'm in the same city with Tom Jones,
Wayne Newton, and Engelbert Humperdinck.
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So many shows, so little time. Ugh.
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I can't believe I'm in the same city
as Girls, Girls, Girls. Oh!
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So many shows, so little time.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Bells ringing, money flowing.
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We are certainly not in Kansas anymore.
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Oh, Auntie Em, Dorothy got a miniskirt on.
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We've entered the world of temptation.
A word to the wise, beware.
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All right, here's the plan.
First, we split up...
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- And?
- That's it. We just split up.
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All right, I get it.
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We'll gamble for about an hour or so,
but then we have to hit the hay.
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We don't wanna miss sunrise
at Hoover Dam.
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They say it starts out mauve.
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You're an odd little man, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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Change for a dollar, please.
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There's a $5 minimum, sir.
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Outrageous. We're out of here, Will.
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Whoa, wait a minute, Carlton.
Relax, man.
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Can I get change for 100, please?
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A hundred? Are you insane?
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Change 100.
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See, she can't believe it either.
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Okay. "You're at a friend's house
for Christmas dinner...
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...and you find a dead cockroach
in your salad. What do you do?"
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I eat around it, because cockroaches
go straight to my thighs.
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- I'd switch plates with Carlton.
Ha-ha.
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Okay, Hilary, it's your turn.
I'll ask you a question.
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"Would it bother you much
if upon your death...
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...your body was simply
thrown into the woods and abandoned?"
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Does it say what I'm wearing?
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Geoffrey, you scared us.
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Ahem. I'm sorry, madam.
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It's just that I've never seen you three
without your makeup before.
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Okay, Geoffrey, fine. A question for you.
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"If you could use a voodoo doll
to hurt anyone you chose, would you?"
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Miss Ashley,
if it hasn't worked by now...
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- Aah!
- Perhaps it's kicking in.
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No, I saw a mouse.
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- Are you sure?
- Of course, I'm sure.
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What'd it look like?
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Like Mickey,
only without the big white gloves.
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- Oh, my God. I see it!
- Geoffrey, get it!
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- Which way did it go?
That way!
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Thank you.
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No.
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All right. First, I'll take odds on my point.
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Give me a 12-dollar six and eight,
10-dollar nine.
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Give me five on the come, five in the field.
Keep my hard ways working for me.
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Oh, yeah. Split me up $10.
Boxcars and yo.
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And here's a buck. Spread it around.
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Give me them. Give me them.
Give me them.
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Nine. Winner.
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Whoo! Give me the loot. Give me the loot.
I'm a bad, bad man.
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All right. All right. Show me 20.
Show me 20. Show me 20.
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Here we go. Here we go.
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Oh, come on, baby. Come on, baby.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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All right, come on. It's your turn.
Roll them, C.
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All right, fine.
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Come to papa.
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Come on,
aren't you gonna bet something?
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Yes, I put $5 on red and 5 on black.
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That'll cancel your bet out.
You can't win like that.
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Maybe so, but I can't lose either.
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- Not unless it comes up...
Double zero, green.
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One penny, two penny, three...
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No, better not take the chance.
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Yes, I've got it.
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Hey. Hey, Carlton.
Oh, man, you are never gonna believe this.
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Let me tell you,
I'm at this crap table, right? It's crazy.
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I'm just barking numbers like, boom, seven,
boom, 11. The crowd is going crazy.
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The girls are like, "Willy Smith, is that you?"
I'm like, "Who you think it is?"
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They're going crazy. They all love me.
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I'm throwing back doors, yos,
Little Joes, all that kind of stuff.
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I'm just straight jacking the casino for their
loot. Man, I was like a crap Mandingo.
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- So, what happened?
- Hey, can you spot a brother 20?
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I cannot believe you froze me up
right in the middle of my comeback.
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Hi, my name is Will Smith,
and I'm a gambleholic.
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Carlton, come on, man.
Didn't you feel the juice?
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Will, that's the devil's juice.
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I'm about to have me
some of the devil's eggs and bacon too. Ha!
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Very funny, Will. Now hand it over.
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- What?
- You were right there when Dad said it.
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"Keep an eye on Will.
Make sure he doesn't get out of control.
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Make sure he doesn't drink
the devil's juice."
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Man, he ain't say none of that.
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You are so far gone.
Now hand over all your money.
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Is that gonna shut you up?
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Yes.
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Now let's get some shuteye.
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Look, man, I ain't tired.
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Do you want to miss Hoover Dam?
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Hoover Dam.
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I don't wanna see no damn Hoover Dam.
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It's more beautiful than I thought.
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It is mauve.
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Hey, Carlton. Carlton.
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Come on, eight, eight, eight.
I need an eight. I want an eight. Eight.
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Eight. Eight. Give me an eight.
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Carlton, what the hell are you doing?
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What am I doing? I'm gambling.
What do you think? Come on, eight.
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Carlton, you can't put all your money
on one number.
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And the winner is eight.
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Yes! Eight. I won.
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I love you, man. You know
I always loved you, man. Ha-ha-ha.
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Place your bets.
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- Hey, hey, so how much are you up?
- We're not up. We're down.
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What you mean "we"?
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Well, after I maxed out
all my credit cards...
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Carlton,
you maxed out all your credit cards?
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I had to. I couldn't get full value
for the airline tickets.
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You hocked our airline tickets?
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Well, what do you expect?
I only got $200 out of your ATM card.
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A word to the wise, Will,
never leave your PIN number in your wallet.
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You took my wallet?
Carlton, how much is left?
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- Whatever's left on the table.
- Wait a minute. Aah!
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- And the winner is eight...
- Yes!
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...teen.
- No!
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No, wait, wait. Wait a minute. It was 18,
we had eight. We should get something.
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What a rush. You feel that? What a ride.
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Carlton, you lost all our money.
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Oh, please.
I'm not ready to come down just yet.
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What the hell were you thinking, man?
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I was so excited about going
to Hoover Dam, I couldn't sleep.
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So I figured I'd come down
and place a little harmless bet and I won.
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You know, I tried to walk away
but the crap table just kept calling me.
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"Carlton. Carlton."
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And then the blackjack table was saying,
"You can do it."
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And then the slot machines
just started yelling:
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"Hey, you tall handsome guy,
come shake my hand."
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These are all my new friends.
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My God, they're pumping a lot of oxygen
into this room.
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That was the worst night of my life.
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Tossing and turning,
thinking about that mouse.
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What are you complaining about?
I'm the one who caught it and got rid of it.
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Mommy, Ashley's bothering me.
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Ashley, stop bothering your sister.
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- Big baby.
- She did it again.
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We have the whole day to ourselves
without men.
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- So, what are we gonna do?
- Go to the mall and scam on guys.
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See, Mom, she is so immature.
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It's Saturday, the guys are at the gym.
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I think the whole point of this
is for us to bond without men.
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- Can we talk about men?
- No.
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- Not even negatively?
- What you got?
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Okay, tell me something.
Now, are all men hard of hearing...
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...or is it just that they don't wanna listen
to anything we have to say?
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Right. We have to listen until we're blue
in the face about cars, sports...
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...money, their precious careers, and then
if we wanna talk about something...
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...that's really important to us,
they can't be bothered.
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Wait, how about this?
How about when they never listen? Heh.
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Wow, Will, the casino's head office.
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Can't you just feel the money?
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I mean, my God,
look at all the animal heads in here.
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Hey, Rocky,
watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat.
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- Shut up, Carlton.
- Ow!
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Now, come on,
the only way that my plan is gonna work...
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...is if you follow my instructions
to the letter.
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- Great. What are the instructions?
- "Shut the hell up."
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- Hello, gentlemen.
- How you doing? Will Smith.
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Pleasure. I understand you gentlemen
would like to discuss a little business.
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Heh. A little? Pshh. We got something
that is gonna rock your world.
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- Rock away.
- All right.
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Well, you know, we were talking...
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- Have a seat.
- Oh.
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We were just walking around
in your beautiful casino...
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...you know, fully caught up in the magic
and the fun and the excitement...
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...and we suffered
a minor cash-flow problem.
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I feel your pain.
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- Listen, "Fred." I can call you Fred, right?
- Sure.
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My associate and I,
we wanna make you a very, very rich man.
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Too late.
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He said, "Too late." He put the ring up.
You know, he said, "Too late."
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You know, I like this guy.
No, no, but seriously, you know...
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Now, are you familiar with the term
"money making money"?
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- Sure.
- Let me paint you a little picture.
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Now, we're out and we're hanging around
in your delightful casino.
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I mean, we are shooting craps and we're
playing cards and the crowd is excited.
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I mean, they are really excited.
And they're saying to themselves:
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"Wow, look at these guys. They're losing,
but look how much fun they're having."
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And then it hits them.
Losing is more fun than winning.
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They're saying to themselves,
"Wow, how can we get in on the fun?"
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Before you know it, people start talking,
and they're saying:
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"Hey, honey, go ahead,
draw to the inside straight.
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You got 20, so what? Hit it."
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People at the crap tables, "Come on,
snake eyes. Let's go, snake eyes."
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People will come to your casino to lose.
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Huh?
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Ching-ching. Huh?
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You can feel the electricity, can't you?
You can feel it, right?
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Oh, yeah. I feel it.
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I knew you would. You know,
I mean, there's one hitch though.
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I mean, we're out in the casino,
we're working our tail off for you...
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...and we lost all our money.
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Oh, so you want your money back?
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That is why you are you.
You deserve every one of them heads, Fred.
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Carlton, you taking notes from this man?
Y'all taking notes from this man?
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00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,610
So then it's settled. Chips are fine.
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Uh... Is there anything else?
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Well, I don't know.
I wouldn't mind catching a show.
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- Just name it.
- Tom Jones.
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Who?
241
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,525
You know what? Never mind. Never mind.
So where do we go from here?
242
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Are you gonna give it to us
or should we go out to the cashier?
243
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,127
Basically, where we go from here
is that I'm gonna count to three...
244
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...and if you gentlemen are not out of my
office, I've got space for you on my wall.
245
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,572
I still don't know what happened.
246
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,048
I mean, I went into the desert
just like my father said. I had my knife.
247
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:03,780
But how is a brave suppose to concentrate
with all these bells and whistles?
248
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,617
Not to mention the keno girls.
249
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,522
How am I gonna call my father and tell him
I'm an utter and absolute failure?
250
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,391
I don't think it's gonna be the shock
that you think it is.
251
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,624
Well, at least I know it's over.
The insanity is done.
252
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I'm Carlton again.
253
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- Carlton, look, a quarter.
- Oh, it's mine. It's mine.
254
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You're pathetic.
255
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,641
You're right.
256
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,713
I've hit rock bottom.
257
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,181
How come you can see the quarter
and I can't?
258
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,917
Because there ain't no quarter, man.
259
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,420
Now get on the phone
and call Uncle Phil.
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Will, it's a sign.
261
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You're an imbecile,
but we still have to call Uncle Phil.
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- But you don't understand.
- Carlton...
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It's a dance contest
and I'm a dancing machine.
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Huh? Huh?
265
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Wow, the competition's even stiffer
than I thought.
266
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Please. My mom got better moves than that
the time her girdle slipped in Church.
267
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All right. Okay, thank you. That was rad.
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We're gonna welcome our next contestants
all the way from Bel-Air, California.
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Please welcome Will the Thrill
and Boogaloo Shrimp.
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Tonto
Jump on it
271
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Jump on it
Jump on it
272
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,953
Kemosabi
Jump on it
273
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,489
Jump on it
Jump on it
274
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,359
Custer
Jump on it
275
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,557
Jump on it
Jump on it
276
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,671
Apache
Jump on it
277
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,364
Jump on it
278
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,218
I'm Big Bank
I am the Chief
279
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,320
I got a lot of raps
But I'll be real
280
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,012
I never need a horse
I like to chill
281
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,928
We were up, we were down,
we were all around...
282
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:01,031
...and suddenly out of nowhere,
they just ripped our hearts out.
283
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,169
Look, see, it doesn't matter
how many bruises and scars you got.
284
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:09,239
The important thing is you came out
of that desert alive, and a man.
285
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:15,379
A very odd little man, but a man.
286
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,779
Yeah, I did, didn't I? I just wish
we could've won that dance contest.
287
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,785
I mean,
how dare they give us the booby prize.
288
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,480
Hey look, man,
that booby prize paid our way home.
289
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,182
Trust me, Will, I will never gamble again.
290
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Happy birthday to you
291
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,195
Happy birthday to you
292
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:43,171
Happy birthday, dear Carlton
293
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Happy birthday to you
294
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,145
Okay, son, make a wish.
295
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:57,447
Hey, Carlton,
bet you can't blow them all out.
296
00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,488
Oh, yeah? Well, I got 20 that says I can.
297
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:04,095
Hey, Will, you want some action on this?
I can beat you. I'll blow it out.
298
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- You're not in Vegas anymore.
- You wanna bet on this?
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