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My name is Diane Welch,
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congresswoman
for the District of Glendale.
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I don't think America can afford
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any more corporate influence
in Washington.
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War never changes.
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I know what you're planning to do,
Barb.
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For Janey. Wouldn't you?
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There are worse people out there
than me, Coop.
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We definitely gotta sell it.
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We'll give it to a good person.
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Stop them!
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Press the button, it's the only way.
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It's just you and me now, Bets.
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The water crisis in 33 is getting worse.
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There's a Keepsake Box
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that Hank brought with him to Vault 31.
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It's locked, but if you bring me that box,
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I'll consider giving you
access to our water.
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Forced Evolutionary Virus.
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- Is that...
- Fuck.
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Hey.
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Have you seen Woody?
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No, huh?
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Hey, what about Woody?
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They're coming! They're coming!
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No!
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- Lord tunderin' Jaysus.
- Mom.
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Halt.
Back to the internment camp, hosers.
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Turn around and start walking,
or I will shoot.
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What the f--
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No.
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- It's okay.
- No.
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It's okay, baby.
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Now you just go south.
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You cross that border
and you keep going south.
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You get somewhere warm.
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I know I raised you Catholic,
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but you forget all that, okay?
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You forget everything
those people ever said.
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You're coming with me.
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It's too late for me, my love.
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There's a flood coming.
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Now, you keep your head
above that water any way you can.
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And you get south of that border
and you cling to the highest branch
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you can find, and you survive.
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If you have to hurt people,
God won't judge you.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Passport?
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Don't think of them as human beings.
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Think of them as Americans.
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♪ When you're ♪
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♪ smiling ♪
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♪ When you're smiling ♪
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♪ the whole world smiles ♪
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♪ with you ♪
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♪ When you're laughing ♪
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♪ the sun comes ♪
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♪ shining through ♪
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♪ But when you're crying... ♪
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Well, I guess this is one way
to save the world.
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But it's wrong.
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Perfect is the enemy of good, Lucy.
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♪ happy again ♪
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♪ Keep on smiling ♪
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What does it do to their brains?
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Tidies things up a bit.
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Cleans the memory of the horrors
they've experienced.
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This dial controls
how much amnesia they have,
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and the mainframe implants
new ideas in their heads.
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Turning these Wastelanders
into well-meaning, good people.
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I'm shutting this whole thing down,
and I'm bringing you home.
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How do I do that?
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Once the procedure's been finished,
it's irreversible.
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Fine.
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Then, how do I stop you
from making more?
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Well, we have to destroy the mainframe
which programs the Boxes,
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- and that's in the basement.
- How do I get there?
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It's a bit of a hike.
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Let's take the golf cart.
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What's a golf cart?
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Oh.
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Lucy?
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This is gonna be fun!
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Straighten it out.
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There you go.
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Alright, back. Good.
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You're doing great.
You're doing great.
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Keep the speed up.
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Alright, this is a toughie, Lucy.
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You don't use both feet.
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- What? There's two pedals.
- I know.
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But you just use one foot
for both pedals.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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You'll get it.
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You're doing great.
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Really wish we'd had
a normal life, Sugarbomb.
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We did have one, Dad.
You wrecked it.
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The mainframe is in there.
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Okay, I need water
and I need potassium.
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To make an explosive?
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What if you don't have potassium?
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I can make do with, um...
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- Come on, you got this.
- With, uh...
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Oh, mind the floor.
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I just mopped.
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Thank you.
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You know, the Legion is still out there.
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I know.
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They're gonna hurt a lot of people.
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Yes.
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And with what you've created,
you could stop them.
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We could stop them, Lucy.
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Hey.
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Just a couple of ghouls.
Am I right?
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Just talking ghoul stuff.
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So, you fought that guy?
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Yeah, but I was wearing
Power Armor.
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Well, you know, that Armor's
really hard to operate.
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When I was in that shit, I tried
to pick up a cup in the cafeteria,
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it was crazy.
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You sure we should be following him?
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He said he would take us to Lucy.
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Hey, where are we going?
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Lucky 38.
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Uh, we're-we're goin'
the wrong direction.
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Vegas is that way.
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You wanna save the girl, you're gonna
have to get into an impenetrable Vault,
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the same Vault my family is in.
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To get there, you're gonna have
to cross the Strip.
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You wanna cross the Strip, you gon'
have to kill a pack of Deathclaws.
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We need to kit up.
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So, Lucy's in Las Vegas.
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I can see why you two
got along so well.
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Yeah, why's that?
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'Cause you ask a lot
of goddamn questions.
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I got a question for you.
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How do you have that?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
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Maybe before things escalate here,
we can maybe all agree
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that he's got a gun?
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Open your hand.
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Just let him see it.
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This is for Lucy.
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She's a good person.
She'll do the right thing with it.
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Thanks for helping
my friend get back to his hotel room.
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Oh, not to worry, sir.
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Bet you've seen a lot in this town.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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I've seen your face on those
billboards for the Vaults.
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Yeah.
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Do you have any idea
how a gal on minimum wage
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can get into one?
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I'm sorry, sweetheart,
but the Vaults
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aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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Maybe the best thing
that we could hope for
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is that enough people
do the right thing
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so that the Vaults aren't necessary.
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Hm. That's a nice sentiment.
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But I think I have a better chance
of getting in a Vault.
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Do you know how I could
get a job at Vault-Tec?
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Ask him.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Thank you very much
for meeting me.
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Thank you for bailing me out of jail.
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I know you're a good person.
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And I know that you're trying
to do the right thing.
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I wanna believe in people like you,
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that fight for all the right things,
but you don't make it easy.
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I saw you at that VA meeting last week.
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Why can't good people like you
just learn to sell it better?
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I don't know.
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How's that worked
in your experience?
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How much do you actually know
about the company
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that put you on all those billboards?
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More than I did
when I signed that contract.
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So, you know why your wife
is in Las Vegas?
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They're delivering the most powerful
technology in the world
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to the most powerful man in the world.
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Robert House wants the diode
so he can live forever,
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and Vault-Tec gets the bombs
in exchange.
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And when they do that...
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They'll be the only ones left.
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And that's what they want.
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What if my wife's deal fell through?
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What would you do
with infinite energy?
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Give it away to the public.
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I know how it's being transported.
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If I could deliver it to you,
I'll need assurances.
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No offense, but I--
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No, I get it.
I wouldn't give it to me, either.
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But if it helps, two hours ago,
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an unmarked government plane
landed at McCarran Airport.
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The President of
the United States is in Las Vegas.
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How would you feel
about giving it directly to him?
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You can get me a meeting
with the President?
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Yes.
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That would work.
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Give him the diode
and we can put an end
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to 25 years of Resource Wars tonight.
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Holy crow.
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Huh.
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Wow.
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Ooh.
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Hello, darlin'.
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I'm sure you probably know this,
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but I'm actually kinda new
to all this ghoul stuff.
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Yeah.
Still got my nose.
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That's the worst thing,
really, just waitin' for it to fall off.
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Just hurry it up already.
You know?
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And then there's this.
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This is normal, right?
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Okay.
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I'm gonna dial this in,
you know, just gotta...
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Hey, anybody see a scope,
uh, let me know.
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You know, I'm not--
I could really use a scope.
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I don't understand.
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Why are you helping us with all this?
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Well, ain't nothin'
in this world for free.
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This is a transaction.
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You wanna get your girlfriend,
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you gonna need some weapons
to take down some Deathclaws.
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Now, you want what's in this room,
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you got to give me
what's in your pocket.
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I told you.
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It's for Lucy.
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So, you wanna give that thing
to a good person
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so they can save the world.
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I understand.
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But in order to save
that good person...
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you're gonna have to give it
to a really bad person.
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In all my years,
I've only ever seen one man
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come out on top in Vegas.
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We got to do it like he did.
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And what's that exactly?
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He rigged the game.
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You always end up back
where you started, huh?
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Now, you understand.
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He's not one of us.
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He's been lying to us this entire time.
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So, what do we do with him?
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He's dangerous. Untrustworthy.
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Right, right.
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And if we let him go, he could
come back and try and kill us.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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Wait, I'm actually pretty sure
that the Vault-Tec Handbook
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says that impersonating management
is punishable by death.
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Oh, well, if you're pretty sure
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the Vault-Tec Handbook says that,
I mean...
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And if, you know, if that's protocol.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right?
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He's awake.
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Oh, rats.
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What do we do?
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Knock him out again.
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What's gonna happen to my Vault?
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- No, no...
- This can't be good for your brain.
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No, no. No!
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♪ I'm forever blowing bubbles ♪
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♪ Pretty bubbles in the air ♪
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00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:49,791
♪ They fly so high ♪
261
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,916
So, I saw we're getting married tomorrow.
262
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,791
I'm so excited!
263
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,166
I'm just curious.
264
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,500
- Why?
- Chet!
265
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,541
I'm working.
266
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,916
Have you seen Woody lately?
267
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,874
Seems like so many people
missed my big public announcement.
268
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:11,541
Woody's been sent on a leadership
exchange program in Vault 31.
269
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,124
Reminder,
270
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:41,832
water rationing remains in effect
until further notice.
271
00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:44,041
Showers are outlawed.
272
00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:48,041
And so is flushing the toilet.
273
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,291
Henry.
274
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,500
You and your secrets.
275
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,291
Congratulations.
276
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,666
On your engagement.
277
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:41,207
Do you have people
spying on me, Betty?
278
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,625
Of course, I do.
279
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:48,250
You're so much
like how I remember you.
280
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,750
We were scared of you.
281
00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:56,749
But I sometimes forget
how much I learned
282
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,708
in the time you were still under.
283
00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:04,374
I learned my fair share
before I went under.
284
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:10,375
You gave your word...
285
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:16,415
to divert 50%
of your water production
286
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:19,291
to Vault 33.
287
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,290
Or so help me--
288
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,208
You'll get your water.
289
00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:36,958
Whatever you're up to,
I want no part of it.
290
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:41,500
I just want these people
to live in peace.
291
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:48,500
The deal was for the water, Betty.
292
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,291
I can't speak for the future.
293
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,500
That's bigger than us.
294
00:27:50,583 --> 00:27:52,416
Why are they lookin' at us like that?
295
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,125
Never underestimate the power
of brand recognition.
296
00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:13,124
Long live the New California Republic!
297
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,499
Welcome back!
298
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,957
Kill the Deathclaws!
299
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:19,749
Get us back our town!
300
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,374
So, Lucy's
on the other side of that gate?
301
00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:42,457
Yep.
302
00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:46,124
Now, once we cross over there,
we're gonna have to move fast.
303
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,290
It's only about 50 yards
to those steps,
304
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,707
but those things are quick.
305
00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:53,333
- Understood.
- Sniper, get up on that roof.
306
00:28:57,333 --> 00:28:58,415
Oh.
307
00:28:58,416 --> 00:29:00,624
- Uh...
- Whoa.
308
00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:01,874
Uh, y-yeah, I-I would.
309
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:04,916
I just seem to be having
sort of a medical episode here.
310
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:07,624
This sort of thing happens
to folks like us
311
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,082
all the time, right? Uh...
312
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,000
Hey, maybe you should
hang back this time, Thaddeus.
313
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,457
- You sure?
- Your arm fell off.
314
00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:17,290
You know, if you just give me
a few minutes here,
315
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,957
I bet I can sort it out.
316
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:23,040
If I can get the finger on the trigger,
then I can get this situated.
317
00:30:01,958 --> 00:30:03,041
Okey-dokey.
318
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,749
♪ You're the end of the rainbow ♪
319
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,249
Mm.
320
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:41,707
♪ My pot of gold ♪
321
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:44,874
Mashed potatoes.
Just like home.
322
00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,665
Always your favorite.
323
00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:49,833
Norm, not so much.
324
00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:53,083
Thank you.
325
00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:04,250
Thank you.
326
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,333
Will there be anything else?
327
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,415
Oh, I think we're fine.
Thank you.
328
00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:14,875
Can I ask you a question?
329
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,583
Yes?
330
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,083
Do you remember me?
331
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,916
Yes. This morning.
332
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,041
No, from the hill
where we first met.
333
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,415
- You lived there for 25 years.
- Lucy?
334
00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:36,790
Do you remember
335
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,041
the New California Republic?
336
00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,207
We're fine here, thank you.
337
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,583
Thank you.
338
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,290
The New California Republic
339
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,625
is just like the Legion.
340
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,375
They all have their problems, Lucy.
341
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:05,124
High taxes.
342
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,333
Expansionist tendencies.
343
00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:10,332
Unpopular foreign policy.
Trust me,
344
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:12,625
you'll understand when you're older.
345
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:15,791
Ah! Ah...
346
00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,332
Bless it.
347
00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:20,083
Let me help you.
348
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:31,124
Careful, it's hot.
349
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:33,625
- Here.
- Ah.
350
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,416
I think I do understand.
351
00:32:43,166 --> 00:32:47,915
One side is murdering people,
enslaving them, crucifying them,
352
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:51,165
and the other side
is just vaguely problematic.
353
00:32:54,291 --> 00:32:55,375
Lucy, no.
354
00:32:57,083 --> 00:32:59,291
You know, I have to admit,
you always were a good father.
355
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,290
Thanks to you,
I'm not a fudging idiot.
356
00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:04,582
- Lucy!
- I'm shutting down the mainframe.
357
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,332
Lucy, do not!
Lucy!
358
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,958
Oh, Claudia.
359
00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,875
We have to get out of here.
360
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,666
I have to do something first.
361
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,665
Hello?
362
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:35,000
This is Norm MacLean from Vault 33.
363
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,582
Lucy, if-if you're out there,
364
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:42,875
I'm on the surface.
I need your help.
365
00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:57,625
Dad, if you can hear me...
366
00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:00,208
what's gonna happen to our Vault?
367
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,500
Why didn't you tell me?
368
00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,791
Why didn't you tell us the truth?
369
00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:30,040
And do you, Overseer Stephanie Harper,
take Vault Dweller Chet
370
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:32,375
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
371
00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:34,874
I do.
372
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:39,749
And do you, Vault Dweller Chet,
take Overseer Steph to be your wife?
373
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,582
♪ Heart and soul ♪
374
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:45,832
♪ Forever and ever ♪
375
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,625
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
376
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,833
Just say, "I do."
377
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,624
- I don't.
- I now pronounce you--
378
00:34:58,625 --> 00:35:00,290
I don't.
379
00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:08,041
Chet...
380
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:11,541
don't do this.
381
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,416
I... I don't know, I, um...
382
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,582
M-Maybe we should just keep going.
383
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:21,666
Mm.
384
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:25,624
It just seemed like the only time
385
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,082
that I was gonna have a lot of, uh...
386
00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:31,000
you know, witnesses around...
387
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,916
to say...
388
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:39,707
I think that Steph is part
of some kind of plan to hurt us.
389
00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:43,249
I don't know what exactly,
but I don't think that Woody
390
00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,665
is in Vault 31.
391
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:47,290
- Chet.
- I think that Steph hurt him.
392
00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:50,707
I found his glasses
in our garbage disposal.
393
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:57,624
That is a serious accusation.
394
00:35:57,625 --> 00:36:00,833
- Where are these glasses?
- I...
395
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,166
put them back.
396
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:06,458
In the disposal.
397
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:11,332
Cold feet's normal.
398
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:13,207
Let's continue with the ceremony.
399
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,666
No!
400
00:36:15,625 --> 00:36:17,624
Steph was not born in Vault 31.
401
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:20,374
- Chet.
- She's 200 years old.
402
00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:24,083
And she's not even from America.
403
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:27,124
She's Canadian!
404
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,207
Canadian? Why?
405
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,708
Who are you, Steph?
406
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,040
Steph?
407
00:37:02,041 --> 00:37:03,915
Open up!
408
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:41,833
What's the strategy?
409
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:48,333
I want you to get between me
and anything that looks like that.
410
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,083
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, come--
411
00:40:03,416 --> 00:40:05,541
Here we go.
412
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:43,416
Oh... no.
413
00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,208
Here we go.
414
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:45,791
The only way to save our family
is to save the world.
415
00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:48,208
That simple.
416
00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:50,916
That simple.
417
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:39,415
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
418
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:42,124
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
419
00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:47,665
♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪
420
00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:55,790
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
421
00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:58,790
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
422
00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:04,374
♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪
423
00:43:39,291 --> 00:43:40,666
Mr. President.
424
00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:43,874
Thank you for doing
the right thing, son.
425
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:08,499
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
426
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,457
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
427
00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:16,665
♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪
428
00:44:16,666 --> 00:44:24,582
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
429
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:27,540
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
430
00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:32,833
♪ Ah, ah-ayy ♪
431
00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:35,916
Oh, dinah.
432
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,166
Well, hello, old chum.
433
00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:48,500
♪ They did the Wang Dang ♪
434
00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,416
♪ Taffy-Apple Tango ♪
435
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,665
♪ They did the Wang Dang
Taffy-Apple Tango ♪
436
00:45:56,666 --> 00:45:58,957
{\an8}♪ Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪
437
00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:00,999
{\an8}-♪ How's it go? ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪
438
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,624
{\an8}♪ Last night at Papa Joe's
my buddy met a lovely dove ♪
439
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:08,332
{\an8}♪ She was the kind you never find
but keep on dreamin' of ♪
440
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:12,040
{\an8}♪ She did a dance we never
saw before but sure did love ♪
441
00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:15,374
{\an8}♪ It was the Wang Dang
Taffy-Apple Tango ♪
442
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,415
{\an8}♪ Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪
443
00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:20,040
{\an8}-♪ Heel and toe? ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪
444
00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:22,750
{\an8}♪ Ooh la la la la la la la ♪
445
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:26,749
{\an8}♪ Ooh la la la la la la ♪
446
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:30,499
{\an8}♪ The crowd was tappin' and a-clappin'
as the music played ♪
447
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:34,249
{\an8}♪ His heart was right in time
with every little move she made ♪
448
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,915
{\an8}♪ Though he was shy she took his hand
and said, "Don't be afraid" ♪
449
00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:41,082
{\an8}♪ Let's do the Wang Dang
Taffy-Apple Tango
450
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:43,165
{\an8}♪ Mambo Cha Cha Cha ♪
451
00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:45,165
{\an8}-♪ Fast or slow? ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪
452
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:48,666
{\an8}♪ To do the Wang Dang
Taffy-Apple Tango ♪
453
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:52,291
♪ Tang Wang Mambo
Cha Cha Cha ♪
454
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:55,583
♪ Wang Dang Taffy-Apple Tango ♪
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