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I'm gonna miss you.
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Oh, I've written it all down, Mum.
You've got his food, his meds, his
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piggy.
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And what's his sleep schedule?
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Ah, he's not a newborn, he's a dog. So,
you'll be fine. Oh, Gonzalo's here.
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Have a sexy time.
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Sorry? Well, I couldn't help but notice
the lingerie in your bag.
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Ah, oh, like you couldn't help but go
through my bag?
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We shouldn't have any secrets.
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We're besties.
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Fuck, you're so annoying.
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So it's back on.
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That was quick.
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He's just invited me to, like, a work
thing. Some client has a fancy pub in
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West Wyalong.
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Oh, I know. But apparently it's, like, a
really fancy pub, and it's just the two
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of us, so... Time to start a family?
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No. Look, I'm going to sperm hits an egg
at your age. It just disintegrates. I'm
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glad I opened up. Thanks. Goodbye.
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All right.
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Hey. Hey.
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Sorry. That's all right.
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Hello, Gordon.
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Oh, hi.
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Don't worry. Your fur baby's in good
hands.
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Yeah, of course. Thanks for looking
after him, Linnell. Really appreciate
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it. Oh, no worries. You too. Enjoy your
dirty weekend.
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Yeah, it's a work trip. It's a work
trip. All work and no play makes Gordon
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a sexy boy.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks,
Tom. Look who's come to say goodbye.
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Ciao, ciao.
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Ciao, ciao.
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You're all right.
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Go back inside.
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See you, Gordy. Bye. Drive safe.
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You know, when Lavelle and I do end up
together, I don't want you to call me
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Dad. Okay. I think that'd be weird. Yes,
I agree.
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Yeah.
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This would be nice, a bit of time
together, a bit of P&Q.
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Yeah.
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It's like a fancy hotel room, yeah?
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I wonder if there's a bath.
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Gordy, can we get Maccas?
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Hi, Ash.
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Hi, Ash.
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You knew they were coming as well,
didn't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
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yeah, these guys.
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Yeah.
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for the two of you.
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No, I knew that. All good.
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You packed all that lingerie for
nothing.
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Shame.
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Anyway, jump in. Yes, of course. Yes,
thank you.
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Facebook, really? Let's go.
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Okay. Okay, you have 948 Facebook
friends. Yeah. Who is this one?
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Oh, yeah?
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Mm-hmm. I know her.
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But do you? Yes.
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Uh-huh. That's... I went... I went to
school with a daughter.
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Mm-hmm. That's Erin Shepley's mum.
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More information, please.
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Mrs. Shepley is her name. She has a
first name, I'd imagine.
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Oh. Come on.
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Kerry. It's Narelle.
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Fuck it. Oh, no. I called her Mrs. S.
That's not fair.
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You can do the honours. No, I can't
unfriend her. I know who she is. Names
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are rules. If you can't name them,
you've got to unfriend them.
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Wow. Delete.
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Gone. Oh, God.
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That's fucked.
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She's going to wonder what she did
wrong.
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Maybe you can add me again.
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Well, a space did just open up.
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Okay, now let's play elephant in the
car.
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What's going on with you two?
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What? Not the elephant in the car, Key.
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Oh, okay. I just thought, actually, it
seemed like you thought this was going
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to be like a little romantic getaway.
Key, don't be a dickhead. Mum, she's
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just messing around. She's got a warped
sense of humour.
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I don't have lingerie.
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So you know that we're just all going to
be in one room.
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Yes, yes. I did not know that. And now I
do.
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And I love it. If you say so.
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A bit quiet back there, Brady?
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You all right?
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Yeah, yeah, nah.
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I'm watching Carmen bake.
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You're what now?
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It's Carmen. She's my girlfriend.
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Oh, all right, Brady. When do I get to
meet her? I think Brady's got to meet
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her first.
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I have met her, just not in real life.
She lives in Manila. Yeah, she's
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definitely not a scam.
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It's not a scam?
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What's she baking?
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A visa?
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Nah.
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I challenged her to bake a cake that
looks like her boobs.
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Oh, really? She's got a look of that,
then? Yeah.
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Oh, that's really...
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Looks very dense.
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Yeah, right?
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Yeah. Can I look? Yeah, they're good.
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Hey, come on. I was on the road. What
are you doing?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You'd risk having an accident to see a
cake that looks like boobs.
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Yeah.
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Bernie! Hello, Lanelle.
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Sorry for just showing up like this, but
I... I thought you'd stopped all this.
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Oh, no, I have, really. I haven't had a
drink in months.
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I need to talk to you, Linnell. May I
come in?
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Bernie, my feelings haven't changed.
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Neither have mine.
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You made a terrible mistake marrying
that fucking cockhead, but I need to
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talk to you.
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It'll only take five minutes.
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Please, Linnell, it's important.
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Right, five minutes.
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That's it.
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Battery 50%. Ah, 50%.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah, it's fine. We're fine. It's just
annoying.
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It helps if you charge it, Gordie.
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Yep, thanks, Kenny.
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So, Gordon. Yeah. I was wondering if I
could get an advance on next month's pay
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so I can fly Carmen over so we can meet.
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Um... Because, you know, I'd be happy to
drop this whole lawsuit thing.
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Are you fucking serious?
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What? You're blackmailing me? Dude, what
the fuck?
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Carmen said you'd react badly.
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Oh, this is Carmen's idea. Of course it
is.
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Well, that's supposed to mean... What it
means is, Brett, that Carmen asking for
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money so she can fly here is textbook
scam. It is textbook scam. No, it's not.
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You just don't like her. For all I know,
she could be AI.
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But I'm sure she's a very lovely
computer. I love you, Brett. Please send
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money. She's not AI, brother. I checked.
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Really? How do you check? With an AI.
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There's an app that tells you. Oh, AI.
To check your AI. Yeah.
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Listen, mate, what actually concerns me
is not that so much, it's the fact that
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you've now fully merged with your phone.
That's such bullshit. Okay, how about
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this, man? How about this? If you can go
the next 24 hours without looking at
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your phone, even once, I'll give you
$1,000.
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Really? Straight up. But if you can't,
you drop the lawsuit.
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That's good.
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Oh. See?
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Oh, hey, there's room in the lockbox if
you want to get real, Brady.
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Yeah, done. Yay! Take my phone.
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You've got a locked box.
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Yeah, yeah, my phone's in there. It's a
game changer. It's so good for my ADHD.
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And it's medical, so it's a work
deduction.
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No, it's not.
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Isn't it?
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No. Oh.
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Yeah, can I get in on that?
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Would you like to?
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I would love that.
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Fucking freedom. Oh, my God.
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Now we're talking. I don't want to see
it. I hate that thing. No, they're
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horrible. Actually, Gordo, what about
you?
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No, I don't have... I need the map.
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You don't, mate. You've got that
sat-nav, mate.
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Put it in. Put it in. Put it in. Put it
in. Put it in. Put it in. Put it in. I
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don't need to. I don't. Fine. Fine.
Fine. I'll put it in. Jesus Christ. All
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right. Oh, my God.
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We're going to really connect.
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It's going to be so good.
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Wait. What if we need a phone?
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Already cracking.
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No. Crack Nicholson back here. It's
giving me a code if we need to. But we
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won't need to. Will we, Brittany? No.
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No way.
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Oh, Cal.
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Oh, Cal. See?
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We would have missed them if we were all
on our phones.
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Let me get a photo.
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So,
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a very old friend of mine is quite high
up in the ACNC.
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I don't know what that... Oh, it's a
government agency that deals with
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criminal activities in charities and
not-for-profits.
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Right. Anyway, he's told me that your
name has come up in relation to your
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charity, Women Against Men Against
Women.
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No. Well, wham.
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That sounds like it would be... Well,
more.
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Well, now.
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Yeah, but, Lynelle, whatever it's
called, it's in your name. It's your
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charity, and there's been allegations of
a misuse of funds. Oh, I don't think
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that's right.
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So you need to get everything out of
your name, Lynelle.
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Wife talking to old flame.
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I don't want to make a theme, Linnell. I
just wanted you to be aware of... I
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think you should leave.
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I was clearly just doing that, Lee.
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Make it... Oh, name-calling. You're a
small, small man.
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Small, small married man. OK, OK,
Bernie, I think you should go. I'm
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going.
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Linnell, I just want you to know that
the eight months that we spent
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together... Where's Colin?
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Who? Did you not close the front door?
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Did I not?
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No, sorry.
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Colin!
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Colin, would you?
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No.
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Colin! Now you've done it.
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Battery 30%. Did you turn the aircon
off?
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Yeah, I had to, but I'm trying to save
charge on the battery.
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Can I open a window?
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No, it makes my ears go... What does
that even mean?
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It's weird.
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No. What? Just relax, everybody. There's
a charging station up ahead. We're fine.
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I think it got stolen. Stolen?
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An electric vehicle charger got stolen?
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Yeah.
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Why? Well, you don't happen to know
anything about it?
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Me?
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No. Why would I know anything about it?
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Well, you're the one asking all these
questions.
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Okay. But if you just keep an eye out
for us.
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Yeah, I'm looking for one, yeah.
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So are we.
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Okay, so where?
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Same boat.
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We're in the same boat, aren't we?
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How'd you go?
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No good.
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But we're fine. We'll be fine.
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We'll just have to find another one.
Okay.
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Where are the others?
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Toilet. Okay.
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Yeah.
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Actually, I feel like I might have
stuffed this up a little bit.
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Oh, no, no, no. We'll find another
charger.
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No, no, no, not that.
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I mean, I feel like you might have
thought that this was just going to be
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the two of us this trip.
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No.
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This is a work trip. I knew that.
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This is what Lanelle said.
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It's not lingerie.
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She said lingerie. Oh, God.
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It's a matching set.
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Is that not lingerie? No, it's a
matching set.
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But it's not matching bra and undies
matching. They match. I'm not dancing at
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the Moulin Rouge, mate.
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Point is, it's okay if you did think
that... What do you want me to say?
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Because even if I did...
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I wanted to just be asked. You clearly
didn't.
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It's all good. It's all good. But maybe
I did. I just thought that maybe you
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would think that it's too much or it's
too soon. Oh, it's all right. You could
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have asked me.
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I could have, but it's, you know, it's
not very romantic.
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Gordie, it's fine.
253
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I just think that we're not on the same
page.
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But that's what I'm saying. Maybe we are
on the same page. We're just at slightly
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different paragraphs of that page, you
know. It's not. And if we just looked at
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the page together.
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Now, Brett's here.
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Hey. Hey. Hey, Brady. Is a matching bra
and undies automatically lingerie?
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No, it's just a matching thing.
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Thank you.
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I didn't know. I thought it was the same
thing.
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You? Yeah. What an idiot.
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Yeah.
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Colin!
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Colin!
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Here, boy. Come on.
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In the doggy.
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Colin!
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Colin!
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Battery 25%.
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Hey, Key, take my phone out of the
lockbox. I've got to find a charging
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station. This map's got no fucking idea.
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First one to break. It was a nice little
spell. It was, and now it's broken.
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Oh, shit.
275
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Okay, very good.
276
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No, I'm not joking.
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Can we not do this?
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It's in fortress mode.
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What? Tell me you're joking. I'm not. I
don't even know. How the fuck did I do
280
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that? What is that? What's fortress
mode? It's just you can't get it into
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it. Okay, calm down. You can't get into
it. Okay, there'll be an override
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somewhere. No, yes, yes, yes, yes. You
just have to get a code from the
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lockbox. And how do you... It's online.
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Oh, no.
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This isn't good, man. This is fucked,
actually. Because I didn't tell Carmen
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what we were doing, and she's probably
freaking out. Key, not ideal. No. But
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we're fine. We've got enough battery.
We'll find a charging place. We're
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actually fine. Yeah. We're actually,
actually fine. Everything's good. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Check out this guy. He's all over the
shop.
291
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Oh, yeah.
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Holy shit. Oh, my God.
293
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Did you see that? Yes, I saw that.
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There's a sign in the back of the van.
It says, help me. No, it didn't. Yes, it
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did. Well, you have to help. I fully
agree.
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Well, what are we going to do, Mad Max?
Ram them off the road? I think we should
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just follow them.
298
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Should we? No, definitely not. Yeah, I
mean, yeah.
299
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You know what? I'm just going to hang
back.
300
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We're already here, and we'll just see
what happens. And maybe a cop car will
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come or something.
302
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,260
Gordon, this is... 100% kids fucking ran
in the back of the van.
303
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,380
Really? You think kids are in that van?
I have three boys, mate. They do this
304
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sort of shit all the time.
305
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Or it's a psycho.
306
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But either way, do you want to spend the
last 22% of the battery finding out?
307
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Oh, they're turning off.
308
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What do you think?
309
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I mean... No, Gordon, don't do it. No,
stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
310
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Don't do it. Come on, come on. They're
doing it.
311
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Shut up. Everyone relax.
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You killed her.
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Well, I give good hell to... Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Bernie! Bernie! Stop it!
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I don't bloody need this.
317
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,440
You're supposed to be looking for the
dog.
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I was. I looked all around.
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I can't remember what it looks like. He
looks like a crippled border terrier,
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Bernie. Oh, I didn't see it. You ripped
my shirt.
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Get out.
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Me? Yes, you, Bernie. This is all your
fault. Get out.
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You heard her.
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I will.
325
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:35,310
But I want you to know that the eight
months that we spent together... Go!
326
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,490
Unbelievable.
327
00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:47,870
Anyway, drink?
328
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,130
What?
329
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,590
What do you mean drink?
330
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:52,870
Shall we have a drink?
331
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,250
Colin is missing.
332
00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:59,370
Right. Yes. So get in the car and go and
find him.
333
00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:00,670
What, now? Yes, now.
334
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:02,550
Right you are.
335
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,530
Come on.
336
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:15,070
No, leave it. No, we're going to need
like a blowtorch or something. Okay,
337
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:16,690
we'll find ourselves a blowtorch.
338
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,120
It makes me crazy.
339
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,640
Maybe... Okay, they definitely know that
we're following them.
340
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:24,900
Yeah. Yeah.
341
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,160
Hundo P.
342
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,900
Honestly, mate, you need to do it. You
need to turn around. You need to go
343
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,920
back. That's obvious.
344
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,760
Key, it's too late, mate. We're fully
in.
345
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,400
Fully in.
346
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,120
Freddie! Stop the bus! Stop it!
347
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,060
Okay,
348
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,540
he's turning. Where is he?
349
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480
Oh, shit.
350
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,760
Oh, my God. Shit, I think he lives here.
351
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,500
Gordie, turn around. Go, go.
352
00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,280
Somebody might need help, Key.
353
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:48,750
Fucking hell.
354
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:49,870
It's okay.
355
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:50,950
It's okay, everyone.
356
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:52,769
It's okay.
357
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,230
That's bad. This is bad.
358
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:55,950
Gordy. It's okay.
359
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:59,830
Do not go all Peter Parker here, because
he could have a gun, okay? Hey, it's not
360
00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,750
America, okay? At best, he'll have a
knife. Oh, great. He'll fucking stab
361
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,350
you. Yeah, I'll back you up. No, no, no,
no. Just fucking everyone relax.
362
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,650
I'm just going to have a chat, okay?
Look, he looks, he seems like a...
363
00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:12,030
Psycho? Yeah, he looks like a psycho.
Psycho.
364
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,290
Can I help you, mate? G'day.
365
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:17,970
Is this your place?
366
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,090
Mm, yep.
367
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:20,670
It's really lovely.
368
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,430
Thanks.
369
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:27,630
Um, yeah, I just, um, sorry, I'm so
weird. Uh, my name's Gordon, hello.
370
00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:31,750
Is there anyone else in the van at all?
371
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:32,950
Excuse me?
372
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,210
Hello.
373
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:36,950
Fuck you, look at that, Gordon.
374
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,070
Ooh, you like her, huh? Is that why
you've been following us? I can hook you
375
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:43,990
up. No, that's okay. You two would be
great together. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I
376
00:16:43,990 --> 00:16:46,130
didn't mean to look. She's very
beautiful. I just, um...
377
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:54,210
I just have reason to believe that there
might be someone inside the van who
378
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:57,330
doesn't want to be there, potentially.
379
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:03,830
What are you going to
380
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:09,470
do?
381
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:12,869
Who was it?
382
00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:16,010
A help me sign in the back window. I
just saw a help me sign.
383
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:23,210
Are you OK?
384
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,869
Yeah. I was going to... Hey,
385
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,349
you been doing that help me shit again?
386
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,050
Have you? Get out of here.
387
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,750
Come on, quick sticks, let's go.
388
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,470
Fucking dawdle.
389
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:35,750
Let's go.
390
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,010
Oh, so it was kids.
391
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:40,890
Yeah, I can see that.
392
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,370
Did you?
393
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,190
Yeah, fucking get inside, both of you.
394
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,610
Go on.
395
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,950
Come on, you heard your father, boys.
396
00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,730
And they're fucking Nintendo.
397
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,230
Screen time, sis.
398
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,350
Bad, yeah. Yeah. Kids.
399
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,850
You think we kidnapped them or
something, did you?
400
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,570
No, no, no, no.
401
00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:04,810
We did a little bit. Well, a little bit.
Yeah.
402
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:06,550
Sorry, we did. Yeah.
403
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,030
That's funny, is it? Kidnapping kids.
404
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:14,580
No. It's not. It's not funny. We don't
make light of that at all. No. In fact,
405
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,500
the opposite. That's why we're... That's
why we're here.
406
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,020
In many ways, yeah.
407
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,820
But it's our mistake. I can see that
now. And I'm really sorry.
408
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:28,360
You're sorry. We'll just... Oh, I don't
suppose you know of any EV charging
409
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,000
stations that might be in this area?
410
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,620
EV?
411
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:33,220
Electrical vehicle.
412
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,480
You're on the big smoke now, mate. Put
some fucking petrol in it.
413
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:41,070
I would. It's just that it's not a
hybrid vehicle. It's fully electric and
414
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:44,070
we've got a rebate on it. Yeah. And
you're not driving a car, are you?
415
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:46,310
Driving a fucking sewing machine.
416
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:47,809
Yeah, yeah.
417
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:48,789
Go fuck off.
418
00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,010
Yep. See you.
419
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,190
You all right? Yeah.
420
00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,070
Get the fucking grass.
421
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:55,550
Sorry. Fuck with.
422
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:56,950
Fuck me.
423
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,910
Are you okay?
424
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,110
Yeah, I'm fine. Telephone. He got you?
425
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,330
Yeah, I'm fine.
426
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:05,730
How much charge is left?
427
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,360
Six percent, but there'll be ten percent
in reserve.
428
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,880
Really? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
429
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,500
That's not true. It's how they're
designed. It's how they're designed for
430
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,500
sure. We're good.
431
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,320
Oh, five now.
432
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,680
Sound the fanfare. The hero has
returned.
433
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,580
You found him. Where is he?
434
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,840
He's just outside doing a wee-wee.
435
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,060
Where was he?
436
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:30,260
He was at the pound.
437
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,420
The pound?
438
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,920
That happened so quickly.
439
00:19:33,820 --> 00:19:35,440
I forgot him as soon as he got out the
front gate.
440
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,060
Yes, it's a bloody nanny state, isn't
it? Unbelievable.
441
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,280
Anyway, all's well that ends well.
442
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,680
That's not Colin.
443
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,860
What? Yes, it is.
444
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,660
Colin's got wheels.
445
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:53,780
Well, he must have lost them or some
kids stole them.
446
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,160
Lee, his back legs don't work.
447
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,020
Still? Always.
448
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,240
Well, it's an upgrade.
449
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,720
See?
450
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,340
Anyway, I must mend my pocket.
451
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,140
Why are you slowing down?
452
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,360
What are you doing? Battery 0%. Are you
serious? Oh, my God!
453
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,260
What does that mean?
454
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,620
You said 10% was left. I thought there'd
be 10%. I thought there was. You're
455
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:20,980
saying 0%. I can hear her.
456
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,600
You're going into a tree. Oh, my God!
457
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,040
No,
458
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:27,740
don't put me back on hold.
459
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,420
This is the wrong dog. We can't keep
him.
460
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,620
Right, well, stick it up your arse then.
461
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:37,980
God,
462
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,420
you look exactly like him.
463
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,800
Are you, Colin?
464
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:47,940
My God.
465
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,080
You are, aren't you?
466
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:54,600
Your legs were fine the whole time.
467
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Got him.
468
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,860
Locked in the laundry. It was at my
underpants. Oh, my God!
469
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,660
Oh, my God, Colin!
470
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,500
You haven't got rid of the other one
yet.
471
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,860
Oh, no, the pound won't take him back.
472
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,360
You should make Bernie take him.
473
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,520
He'd probably diddle him. He's so
lonely.
474
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Lee? Hmm?
475
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:21,300
Bernie told me Wuam was in some sort of
financial trouble or something.
476
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,200
What? What could he mean?
477
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:27,970
Darling, Bernie is just a disgruntled
ex-lover, isn't he? Now, we know that.
478
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,670
And he would say anything to get your
attention, wouldn't he? Yes?
479
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,810
But is there anything?
480
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,450
You know, what I'd like to know is what
are we going to call that dog?
481
00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:39,650
You just said you wanted to get rid of
him. No, no, no. He's gorgeous.
482
00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:41,850
He's much better than the other one,
don't you think?
483
00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:43,890
Well, he is cute. He's very cute.
484
00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:47,050
Look at him. His little wet nose. Look
at him.
485
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:50,930
They're so happy together, too. I'm
happy. Look at them. Look at him. Look
486
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:51,930
at him.
487
00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:55,990
Yeah.
488
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:59,890
I think we've got about 40 minutes left
of daylight, okay? So at this point, I
489
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:03,090
think it's safest just to stay with the
car overnight and we'll walk out in the
490
00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,290
morning. Really?
491
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:06,850
Yeah. What, we're all going to sleep in
there, are we?
492
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:08,710
Well,
493
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:12,690
we could, I mean, girls can stay in the
cabin and Brady and I will stay in the
494
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:14,210
tray. I'll make a fire.
495
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,870
Oh, right. Got any water, Bear Grylls?
496
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,390
Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady, Brady,
Brady!
497
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:21,390
Do we bring any water?
498
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:25,170
No. We have a slab of IPA and a slab of
tox.
499
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:27,450
Okay. What, the electrolyte beer?
500
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:28,690
Should be pretty hydrating.
501
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:29,649
Oh, fantastic.
502
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:30,469
We're saved.
503
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:34,490
Hey, Key, Key, if you have a plan, I'm
all ears, mate. Hey, how about this? We
504
00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:37,030
put all our phones into an impenetrable
lockbox that doesn't open until
505
00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:39,010
tomorrow. That's fantastic. That's a
great plan.
506
00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:40,230
Thank you, Nick.
507
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:42,750
Fucking bloody stop with the begging!
508
00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:48,410
Okay,
509
00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:49,810
come on. Here we go.
510
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,459
Look alive.
511
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,379
Thank you, Gordon.
512
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:53,380
It's the good stuff.
513
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,120
Okay.
514
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,760
Here is to camping, adventure with
friends.
515
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,720
Cheers. Hey, adventure.
516
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,040
Yeah. Cheers.
517
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,160
That's so salty. That's so gross. How
much salt is in that, Brett? That's the
518
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,160
electrolytes.
519
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,560
It's going to make us thirstier, if
anything.
520
00:23:17,340 --> 00:23:18,980
Yeah. You know what? I'm going to call
it.
521
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,440
Because the sooner I go to bed, the
sooner this nightmare is over.
522
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:23,980
Yeah. I'll just go brush my teeth with
IPA.
523
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,640
Yeah, I try not to do it near the
toilets that I dug.
524
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:33,500
Okay, you stop and you get up and you
come and show me exactly where they are.
525
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,580
Okay, no worries.
526
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,080
I think I remember where it is.
527
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,520
How many have you done today anyway?
528
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,600
Three, three and a half. Yeah, I've
counted three.
529
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,320
Yeah. So gross.
530
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,680
That's what I counted.
531
00:23:48,909 --> 00:23:49,950
Well, you know.
532
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:52,630
Well. You can't say I don't take you to
nice places.
533
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,910
Totally. Oh, my God.
534
00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:56,190
Salty beer.
535
00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:57,470
No amenities.
536
00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:59,230
Very close to the road.
537
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:02,250
Convenient. Yeah, it's really good. It
doesn't get any closer.
538
00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:09,230
How about this? How about we just draw a
line under it?
539
00:24:09,430 --> 00:24:10,249
Under what?
540
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:15,050
Under us. Like all the history, all the
bullshit, and we just go, hey, we're
541
00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,870
meeting for the first time right now.
Starting fresh.
542
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,820
Two people meeting by the campfire.
543
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:25,720
Okay. Hi. My name's Gordon. What's your
name?
544
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:26,960
Hi.
545
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,660
Lucy. Lucy?
546
00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:30,460
Yeah. Thought we were doing real names.
547
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,620
Okay, my name's Ashley, but, you know, I
don't know you.
548
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,680
Right. Can't be too careful.
549
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560
That's actually... That's good thinking.
550
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,720
Gordon. That's not a great name.
551
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,660
I hope your last name's better.
552
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,340
The word around the campfire is you've
got a matching set. Let's talk colours.
553
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,260
Not really appropriate, mate. I just met
you.
554
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,239
Fair point.
555
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,240
Yeah.
556
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Ease up.
557
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,060
Stop!
558
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,060
What is it? Don't move.
559
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,220
What the fuck is it? Just, um... Is it a
spider?
560
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,920
It's not a spider.
561
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,380
You promise?
562
00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:11,220
In all honesty, not a spider.
563
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:14,280
Something else, which is fine and
harmless.
564
00:25:15,210 --> 00:25:16,550
Is it a spider, though?
565
00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:17,949
Not a spider.
566
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,210
Because if it's a fucking spider, I'm
going to freak the fuck out.
567
00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:22,570
It is a spider.
568
00:25:22,710 --> 00:25:24,070
Fucking hell! Okay, okay, okay.
569
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:27,570
Where is it? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
570
00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:29,250
You're good. You're good. You're good.
571
00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:31,030
I can't do this.
572
00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:34,130
I'm going to go to bed now because I've
never camped.
573
00:25:34,510 --> 00:25:35,730
I am the indoor type.
574
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:39,770
And I'm fucking done here. Good night.
575
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,760
Thanks a lot, you fucking eight-eyed
fucking freakish. Okay.
576
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Morning.
577
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:11,140
Hi.
578
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,560
Everything all right? Oh, yeah.
579
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,960
Yes, we are. A car and a battery.
580
00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:18,840
Right, yeah, well, it is an EV, so what
do you expect?
581
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,220
Hi.
582
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,880
Hey.
583
00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,300
Thank God you're driving past.
584
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,020
No, well, I wasn't.
585
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:31,700
We've actually, we had an inquiry from
the Department of Foreign Affairs, so
586
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,360
that means I had to come out here and
deal with you people.
587
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,280
So who called it in? I believe the
alarms were raised in the Philippines.
588
00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,400
A lady by the name of... Carmen!
589
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:42,940
Yeah. Oh, my God, I told you. What? We
share locations. She must have just seen
590
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:44,200
me sitting here in the middle of
nowhere.
591
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:45,540
What?
592
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,660
Right, so no emergency.
593
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,860
No one's injured.
594
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,880
No. Oh, my back hurts a little.
595
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,640
All right. Well, yeah, great use of my
time. Thank you.
596
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400
Thank you.
597
00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,100
Hey. Hey.
598
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:02,200
I told you she's not AI. Hey. You're
going to owe me a thousand bucks. We
599
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,620
don't know that. AI is perfectly capable
of making a phone call, Brett. Hey, why
600
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,220
didn't you press the SOS button?
601
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:08,660
What?
602
00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:10,119
Where's that?
603
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,180
Oh, it's just right there. It's where it
says SOS.
604
00:27:17,610 --> 00:27:18,610
Oh, there it is.
605
00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:21,690
Couldn't be bigger, couldn't be redder,
couldn't be more embossed. I'll tell you
606
00:27:21,690 --> 00:27:23,370
what the emergency is. You're a
fuckhead.
607
00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:25,470
Yep, okay. Just, yep. Yep.
608
00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,070
Yep. SOS.
609
00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:28,890
Gordon's fucked.
610
00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,650
Gordon, it's right there, man.
611
00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,210
Sorry, you were in the front too.
612
00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:38,010
You're just as close as he is. This
sounds like a work thing. I'm gonna...
613
00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:40,450
Great. Oh, shit.
614
00:27:42,830 --> 00:27:44,510
Oh, thanks. That's your phone.
615
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,300
Jesus, maybe I am addicted.
616
00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:49,780
Yeah, maybe.
617
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,200
Oh, and hey, thanks for a top weekend,
you two.
618
00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:53,379
Excuse me?
619
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,720
Oh, well, I said it would be kids in the
back of the van, didn't I? She did.
620
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,740
It was us, all right. No,
621
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:03,600
just try and make a citizen sign in the
back. Where was this?
622
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:06,600
Just outside Cowra. And was it a dark
blue van?
623
00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:11,720
Yeah. And the guy was bald with a beard
and he had skinny messes with big lips?
624
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,840
Oh, yeah, and two young boys in the
back.
625
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,120
Two young boys? Yeah.
626
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:19,900
This is car 14. I may have located those
two missing boys.
627
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:23,940
Requesting backup. Over. Oh, my God.
Copy that, car 14. A unit is dispatched.
628
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,980
We fucking knew it. We fucking knew
that.
629
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,260
Yeah.
630
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,520
Kiara? Yeah, mate.
631
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,800
Suck here. Oh, okay.
632
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,580
No, suck here. Hey!
633
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,180
Hey!
634
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,800
These children are in danger.
635
00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:43,800
Yeah, that's what I was trying to tell
her the whole time.
636
00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:03,070
Enough!
637
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:10,590
Oh my God.
638
00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:13,990
Mom just posted a video of Colin
walking.
639
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,180
Everybody talking about one, two, three,
four.
640
00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:33,160
Everybody talking about one, two, three,
four. Everybody do the one, two, three,
641
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:38,620
four. Everybody talking about one, two,
three. Will you not walk a mile just to
642
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:39,620
die?
643
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,520
Gotta learn what that door is for.
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