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[twinkling chimes]
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[dramatic instrumental music playing]
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[automated voice on GPS]
Turn right in point two miles.
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[cell phone vibrating]
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[AJ]
People always think they're hiding shit.
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They think I don't see.
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They're wrong.
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I see everything.
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Everything.
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I only pretend I don't
so they can pretend I don't.
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I'm cool that way.
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[cell phone continues vibrating]
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[AJ] But nobody's fooling nobody
except themselves.
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Turn! Turn! You're passing the club. Hey!
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-[horn blares]
-[tires screech]
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[automated voice] ...your destination.
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[horn honking]
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The Waze lady was like, "Turn in 50 feet.
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Turn. Turn now.
You have arrived at your destination.
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Turn. Turn now.
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You have arrived at your destination."
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["Walk It Off" playing]
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[AJ] Turn. Turn now.
You have arrived at your destination.
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-Turn. Turn..."
-[Robert] Bad news is I missed the turn.
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The good news is you've got
a bright future as the next Waze lady.
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[Robert sighs]
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Louisville, hellller.
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You were, like, completely gone, dude.
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Where were you?
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Hopefully someplace
where I still had some money
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and a life worth living.
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Aww! Poor you!
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-[Robert] Yes, poor me.
-No!
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Something died in there.
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Ah. It's the booty pads.
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-Ugh. [imitates retching]
-[Robert laughs]
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See? They give Ruby the junk in her trunk,
but ooh-wee!
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[sniffs] They sure do smell like funk.
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Ugh! Oh, I'm dying.
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Well, don't die.
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We'll find a laundromat and give 'em
a little twirl and a swirl, okay?
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-[AJ continues retching]
-[Robert] Let me wash my face,
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-and we'll go in.
-[AJ] Too late.
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Butt-crack smell... too strong. Bleh!
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What are you looking at?
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Nothing.
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["Walk It Off" playing]
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There's good news and bad news
about this club.
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The good news is
the backstage is really roomy,
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so I don't have to get ready in the RV.
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-The bad news--
-Run by vampires?
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[laughs]
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I wish.
Then at least we'd be safe during the day.
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These girls aren't very welcoming
to headliners from out of town.
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So be nice,
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'cause if you start any trouble,
these girls--
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Will cut a bitch?
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Will and have.
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Hey, where are you?
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Oh man, your face is down in the dirt.
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There must be a Maya Angelou poem
about this.
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-Aren't you gonna move your picture up?
-No. I'm not gonna stoop to their level.
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You're closer. You get it.
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[AJ] Who's Maya Angelou?
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[Robert] Another name
for your Google list. Here.
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I don't know where they got
this picture of me.
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In all the ones I sent,
I don't have pores.
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[performer 1]
Girl, and I had read the shit out of her.
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-[chuckles] Hi.
-Oh.
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-Ruby.
-Hey, girl.
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Well, welcome back.
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How is Louisville treating y'all?
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-Wonderful.
-Fabulous.
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-Living the life.
-[Robert chuckles] Glad to hear it.
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All right, which one of you bitches
moved his picture down to the bottom?
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Oh, the wind must have blew it down there.
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Yeah, global warming and shit.
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Sure. El Niño, you better don't.
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-[chuckles]
-Oh, Ruby, who's this?
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-Your new manager?
-[AJ] No.
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I'm your worst nightmare.
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[chuckles] This is AJ,
a friend's daughter,
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and... she's not your worst nightmare,
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she's my worst nightmare.
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I thought natural lighting was
your worst nightmare?
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[chuckles]
I see this is still Brian's area.
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I'll sit here, then.
I always sit next to Brian.
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Brian? Brian who?
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Girl, he's been gone
for months and months.
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-But then, who's doing Cher?
-[scoffs] We take turns.
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-Oh!
-No!
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Oh!
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Oh, that was great. Now do Cher.
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Well, where is Brian? Is he all right.
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Oh, no one's sure.
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Just keeps calling in under the weather.
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Maybe Epstein-Barr.
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Maybe depression.
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I guess turning back time every night
for 15 years wears a body down.
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Well, I'm Kevin Prescott.
I'm the new club manager.
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What happened to sweet old Larry?
He was always so warm and welcoming.
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Oh, he gone.
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-Too warm.
-Too welcoming.
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Hm. I've never heard of a Larry,
but they hired me.
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I answered an ad online.
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And thank God. I was so done with nursing.
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Cancer, I get it. [chuckles]
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And as manager,
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I'm worried about this underage person
being in a place that sells liquor.
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Oh, well, she stays backstage.
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O-Okay, why does she stay backstage?
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I'm doing a report this summer
on drag in America.
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I'm getting school credit.
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Well, as long as it's for school,
I guess it's okay. [chuckles]
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Y'all be sure to do your tucks
in the bathroom.
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Well, here's something
for your school report.
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Louisville has
the best drag queens in America,
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and we don't need any help
from a dilettante from New York City.
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Great suggestion.
Now, spell "dilettante" for her.
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D-I-L-ettante.
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[chuckles]
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Is there a bathroom here
that doesn't stick like his smelly butts?
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What an unfortunate series of words
in a sentence.
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Follow me.
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And if there's another coffee run, I'm in.
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[door closes]
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-["Ruby Is Red Hot" ringtone playing]
-Oh.
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Excuse me, ladies. I have to step away.
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♪ Nonstop, who's got what I got? ♪
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Step all the way back
to where you came from.
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-Girl.
-[laughs] Girl.
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-Girrrrrl.
-[all laugh]
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Child, I can't even.
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-I've got a real situation here.
-[chuckles] Well, get in line.
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I got a whole day of work left
on this gown,
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and that queen will be here any minute
to pick it up.
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Why are you so far behind?
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You're not stoning stoned again, are you?
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I did that once. Thirty times, tops.
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And I'm behind because I spent all morning
with Officer Patrick,
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discussing
your little runaway child situation.
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Louis, listen.
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Damien called me.
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-[intercom buzzes]
-[gasps] Damn!
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The one drag queen
who has ever been on time for anything.
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Now, what do you mean, he called you?
He ain't got no business calling you.
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-I don't call him back, right?
-[Louis scoffs]
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Times like this,
I wish I was deaf as well as blind.
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How can you ask me that question?
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I know. I just... I mean...
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Do I need to know what he wanted?
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I'll tell you what he wanted.
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Your PIN number
so he could continue to rob you.
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[knocking on door]
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[sighs] What she do?
Teleport her ass up two flights?
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-Hey--
-[Louis] Girl, I need another day.
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I'm currently stuck helping
a dear older friend
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put her sad, tattered life back together.
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Thank you kindly for your patience.
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Uh, I'm coming back for my dress, bitch!
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Older and tattered?
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Girl, I just needed to buy me
some more time.
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And for the record,
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are you not older
and is your life not tattered?
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[Robert] It's not just the call.
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Damien is still following us.
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Oh, help me, Lord Jesus.
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And it's not just him.
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Lady Danger is with him.
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[sighs] My mind is officially blown.
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I need to call my boyfriend,
Officer Patrick.
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Maybe he knows a gay cop down there
that can come talk to you.
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What, you you think there's
some sort of sisterhood of traveling cops?
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All drag queens know each other.
Could be the same for cops.
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Were you two able to dig up
any information on AJ's mother?
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Not without a name.
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My fiancé, Officer Patrick,
says there's a whole new crew
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of white girls hooked on heroin
working the streets.
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He says they can't afford opiates.
And I said,
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"I can't afford to spend any more
of my love life talking about this.
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So, get a damn name."
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[clerk] It's a voucher,
but it's not from this store...
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I tried to explain it to her.
Can you talk to her?
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Sure, I'll talk to her.
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[clerk] I'm sorry, sir,
to keep you waiting.
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They said you needed to see a manager.
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Uh, yeah, I was--
I was hoping you could help me.
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[clears throat] My--
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Can you speak up, ma'am?
I'm having a hard time hearing you.
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Sorry. Um... [clears throat]
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-So, I lost my phone, and I need to--
-Do you have a sore throat or something?
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I'm feeling a little sick.
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Then, can you please take a step back?
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I can see you sweating.
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[chuckles] You know, I have two kids
and a full-time job.
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I cannot get the flu or whatever you have.
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No, I get it. Uh, I'm a mother too.
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That's actually why I need a phone,
is to get in touch with my daughter.
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Fine. Look around.
We have phones everywhere. Just pick one.
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Yeah, well, the other person told me
I needed to put down a $200 deposit.
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Well, um...
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well, because I actually already put down
a $200 deposit.
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Um, I signed up for the friends and family
full-coverage plan.
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[sighs] That's not from my store.
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Well, aren't you all connected?
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What is it that you need from me?
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I need help.
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Look, my baby's in foster care
and she hasn't heard from me,
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and without a phone,
I have no way of getting in touch with her
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to know if she needs anything.
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I see.
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Why is your baby in foster care?
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What?
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I'm asking,
why is your child in foster care?
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We got evicted.
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They took your child away
just because you got evicted.
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No.
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Please. I need to call my daughter.
Please.
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Here's some information on a new plan.
The start-up rate is $200.
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I don't have 200 extra bucks
to spend on a phone.
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-I'm saving everything I can. Just--
-But when you do...
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-Anyone else here can help you.
-No, actually, no one here will help me.
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That's all I've been asking you people for
is just a little help, please.
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Have a nice day.
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No, you know what?
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You have a nice day,
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and I hope, when your kids are in trouble,
that they can never get in touch with you.
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Oh, see, now I can hear you.
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["Chandelier" playing]
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♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪
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♪ Can't feel anything
When will I learn? ♪
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-♪ I push it down ♪
-[man] Here you go. Fifty.
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♪ I push it down ♪
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♪ I'm the one for a good time call ♪
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♪ Phone's blowin' up
They're ringin' my doorbell ♪
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♪ I feel the love, feel the love ♪
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-[song continues on radio]
-♪ One, two... ♪
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And when Sia hits the high note,
and I raise my arms,
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you pull and lift me up,
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-just like last year, handsome.
-[stagehand] You got it.
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♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
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00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,267
-[chuckles] Whoo-hoo!
-♪ From the chandelier ♪
243
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,896
-♪ From the chandelier... ♪
-Me next!
244
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,190
Wow, that's so P!nk.
245
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,609
-Two years ago. [gasps]
-[chuckles]
246
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,946
Ooh. Hey, hot stuff.
247
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,364
Afternoon.
248
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,200
Are you Ruby Red?
249
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,494
Guilty as charged.
250
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,621
Better let me down.
251
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,542
He's either a cop
or one of the Village People.
252
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,377
AJ, cut it off.
253
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,254
[player clicks]
254
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,464
I'm Officer Peter Dembrowski, LMPD.
255
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,384
Officer Patrick Kennedy, NYPD, sent me.
256
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:24,763
-You have a situation?
-Yes, I do. I do.
257
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,807
[sighs] Thanks for coming.
258
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,352
Uh... shall we have a seat and talk?
259
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,312
I mean, is that what we do
in this situation?
260
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:33,772
Oh, yes, it is.
261
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,737
Hi. Can you give us some privacy?
262
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,948
Police business. You understand?
263
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:47,160
Oh, I understand
all about his police business.
264
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:51,206
I've been watching
that rough piece of trade here for months,
265
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,709
but I'm warning you that Peter is mine.
266
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,421
And when she's done with him, he's mine.
267
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,716
-And then you get him?
-No.
268
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:01,925
I only like Asians.
269
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,141
'Sup? Can I hold your gun?
270
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,185
Do you have a license to carry a firearm?
271
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:16,356
No, but I used to have a T-shirt
that said "Certified bikini inspector."
272
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,816
[chuckles]
273
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:20,819
I've never gotten out of a harness
that fast.
274
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,030
It's good to know it's possible.
275
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,366
I see you've met AJ.
276
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,619
Well, I met whatever this is.
277
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,746
She's traveling with me.
278
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,456
Yeah, Pat gave me the 411.
279
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,960
So, how do you know Officer Patrick?
280
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,963
We hooked up a couple of times. Oh.
281
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,007
Sorry, not great language for a kid.
282
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,676
Her? She's 50.
283
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:50,223
Well, we met at a gay cop ski weekend.
284
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,767
Check it out.
285
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,811
[chuckles]
286
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,813
Guess there wasn't much snow that year.
287
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,358
-We were in the sauna.
-You take your phone into the sauna?
288
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,610
-Well, yeah, don't you?
-No.
289
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,864
Yeah, it started out as a hook-up,
but, uh... [sighs]
290
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:10,452
Anyway... [clears throat] ...Pat tells me
you got someone chasing you. Why is that?
291
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,621
Because he fell for a stupid scam.
292
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,831
Now the guy's pissed
he was turned in to the cops.
293
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:18,293
Yes,
but there's a joint credit card felony,
294
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:23,382
and then showing up at my show in Columbus
and sitting in the audience glaring at me
295
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,425
like he's gonna kill me.
296
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,803
Well, it's a joint credit card,
so that's a dead end,
297
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:31,556
and, uh, I can't arrest someone
for watching a show in Columbus.
298
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,142
We could be in danger.
299
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,478
Or we're definitely in danger.
300
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,897
We slashed his tires.
301
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,400
Well, slashing tires is
a first-degree misdemeanor,
302
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,360
punishable by up to one year in jail.
303
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,196
-He could have me arrest you.
-She did it.
304
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,908
Snitches get stitches.
305
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:54,371
[chuckles] All right.
What kind of car is he driving?
306
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:59,001
It's an expensive red muscle car
with two donut tires.
307
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:00,711
License plate?
308
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,505
Uh, I have no idea...
309
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,216
I should know that, right? [sighs]
310
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,844
Another thing I didn't pay attention to.
311
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,098
What's this?
312
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:15,559
His license plate.
313
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:19,312
Well... [clears throat]
I'll run the plates and see what comes up.
314
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,564
How did you know that?
315
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,232
I see things.
316
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,112
In the meantime,
maybe you should get the word out there.
317
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,948
Warn other queens
so this doesn't happen to them too.
318
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,242
Cool.
319
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,995
I'll be back later to see your show.
320
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,000
-I love good drag.
-Then don't come until 11:00.
321
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,754
'Cause that's when Ruby goes on.
322
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,339
Well, all right.
323
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,426
[AJ sighs] We should make an Insta story.
324
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,970
I'll hit play,
and you can tell all the other queens
325
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,680
how Damien screwed you over.
326
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:58,518
The last thing I need is
to be a poster child for a gay grifter.
327
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:02,189
What if I gave you... cat ears?
328
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,524
That's a no.
329
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,027
What about a French beret?
330
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,031
As much as I love a beret moment,
331
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:12,616
no.
332
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,494
I don't want every queen online
knowing about this
333
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,120
and feeling sorry for me.
334
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,456
I'm not strong enough for that.
335
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,375
The cop said
that we should warn other queens.
336
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,461
Since when do you listen to cops?
337
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,963
["Honeysuckle Rose" playing]
338
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,932
♪ Every honeybee... ♪
339
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,475
[line ringing]
340
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,519
-[voicemail] Leave a message.
-[line beeps]
341
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,104
Hey, girl. It's Ruby.
342
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,565
I left you a couple of texts.
343
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,611
I'm here at the club next to you,
per usual,
344
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,114
but no you, which is not per usual.
345
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,534
So... uh, okay, well,
call me when you get this.
346
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:58,286
♪ When you're passing by... ♪
347
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,580
Well, just give me a call back
when you get this message.
348
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,082
Let me know you're okay.
349
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,750
[phone beeps]
350
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,503
Where's my makeup case?
351
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,007
♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪
352
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,634
[sighs] So, what?
353
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,595
You think I was stealing
your cop boyfriend,
354
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,472
so now you steal my makeup?
355
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:21,268
♪ Bye, sugar ♪
356
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,479
I know y'all like to get all cute
up in here,
357
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,606
but a queen's makeup?
358
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,608
Her makeup?
359
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:32,445
No. No, ma'am. That's... uh-uh.
360
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,573
Tell you what,
361
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,617
I'm going to turn my back,
362
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,746
and whoever took my makeup,
just put it back.
363
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,498
No harm, no foul.
364
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:49,504
♪ Your confection, goodness knows ♪
365
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,006
Anything?
366
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,343
Hm.
367
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,181
See, now is where
I'd be taking off my hoops,
368
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,600
if I was wearing hoops.
369
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:06,188
Y'all picked the wrong week
to pull this stunt, ladies.
370
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,150
'Cause I have
zero point zero patience left
371
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,069
for people taking what's mine.
372
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,325
I guess
I'm gon' have to fight fire with fire.
373
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:25,540
Yeah, bitch. I got your attention now.
374
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:29,044
You leave my makeup case out of this.
She didn't do nothing to you.
375
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,964
I said, where is my makeup?
376
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,633
We didn't take your damn makeup.
377
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,096
What is this crazy bitch doing?
378
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,307
She's pulling
a Michael Jackson with Blanket.
379
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,517
One last chance.
380
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,230
Where... is... [softly] my makeup?
381
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,649
We didn't take your damn makeup!
382
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,360
[chuckles]
383
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:58,156
♪ It's sweeter when you stir it up... ♪
384
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,407
[clatters]
385
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,325
Oh, yeah!
386
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,534
[all gasp]
387
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,703
♪ From your tasty lips ♪
388
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:07,165
Ruby,
I put your makeup case in the office.
389
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,961
Didn't want to, uh,
leave it lying around unattended.
390
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,548
♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪
391
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,763
♪ When you're passin' by ♪
392
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:26,643
I am going to replace
every single item that was in there.
393
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,144
In fact...
394
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,648
I'll go out and replace it right now.
395
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,066
Yes, you are,
396
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:37,070
and, bitch,
that was quality black-girl makeup,
397
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:41,574
so don't try to front me
with no CoverGirl mall bullshit.
398
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,579
-Coming?
-Better keep my eye on them.
399
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,165
They're definitely gonna find a way
to F you up now.
400
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,926
And I never got my coffee.
401
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:09,311
And so, you say you have to start
with beginning to love yourself.
402
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,730
-[woman] I think--
-You hear a lot of that in the '80s.
403
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,064
And what does that mean?
404
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,317
[woman]
It means to stop putting yourself down,
405
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,901
stop criticizing yourself,
406
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,737
stop mistreating yourself.
407
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:23,033
Begin to treat yourself
as something that's very precious.
408
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,827
And when you begin to love who you are,
409
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,663
-then you can love your neighbor...
-[cell phone vibrating]
410
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,540
...because you love yourself.
411
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,043
You see, I don't think
we can really love our neighbor
412
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,586
till we do love ourselves.
413
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:36,880
[Oprah] Okay.
414
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,842
And is it love that heals,
or is it that something that happens in--
415
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:46,890
The police are taping this call.
416
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:49,976
[Damien] Good.
417
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,729
Then they'll know how sorry I am.
418
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,817
[takes a deep breath]
Why are you following me?
419
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,487
[Damien] I'm not anymore.
420
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:06,326
When I saw that look of fear in your eyes
in Columbus, it brought me to my senses.
421
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,579
I never wanted to hurt you like this.
422
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,291
What do you mean
you didn't mean to hurt me?
423
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,502
You took everything.
424
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,713
You maxed out my credit card,
425
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,800
so not only am I completely broke,
426
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:24,219
I owe $100,000.
427
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,430
It's a theft. Amex will cover it.
428
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,350
Not if I was stupid enough
to give you access.
429
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,103
[Damien] Don't call yourself stupid.
430
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,270
I don't like that.
431
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,691
I want my money back.
432
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,443
The money's spent.
433
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:42,070
Spent?
434
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,032
It took my whole life to earn that.
435
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,618
How can it be gone in less than a week?
436
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:49,994
It goes.
437
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,956
Uh... uh, I owed some guys some money,
and then...
438
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,916
rent, child support...
439
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,459
[Robert] Child support.
440
00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,378
That's right, I forgot.
441
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,296
You're straight.
442
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:02,382
Could have fooled me.
443
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:07,303
What about your sidekick,
the one-eyed Kardashian?
444
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,180
She must have a cut.
445
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,101
Gone. Used it to pay off her Birkin bag.
446
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,814
I bought your girlfriend a Birkin bag
when I can't even afford Birkenstocks.
447
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:19,399
Girlfriend? [chuckles]
448
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:23,027
Girlfriend? Are you serious? Come on.
Does she even seem like my type?
449
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:26,239
I guess not, since you're telling me
she doesn't have any money.
450
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,538
I'm a bad guy.
451
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,127
And I really hurt you, didn't I?
452
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,136
Yes.
453
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,182
You killed me.
454
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,395
Give me a week, baby.
455
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,315
Maybe I can scrape together 10,000.
456
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:04,527
Ten thousand dollars from some other
unsuspecting drag queen like me?
457
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,238
You're not like the others.
458
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,910
You're special to me, Robert.
459
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,872
And I know you feel that.
460
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,750
Or you would have hung up by now.
461
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,960
The only reason I'm still talking to you
462
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,630
is so that the police have time
to trace the call.
463
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:26,424
No, they don't gotta trace it.
I'll tell you where I am.
464
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,219
I'm heading back to New York
to get that money for you.
465
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,555
I'm never seeing that money.
466
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,058
Just... go back to New York.
467
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,768
Leave me alone.
468
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,773
Give me a week,
and call me and tell me where to meet you,
469
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,024
and I'll bring you your money.
470
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,194
-I don't believe a word you're saying.
-[Damien] Give me a week.
471
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,779
[cell phone beeps]
472
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:55,119
-[Lady Danger] Whoo-hoo!
-["Black Velvet" playing]
473
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,835
[sighs, laughs]
474
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:05,964
Mm. Mm-mm!
475
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,884
[Lady Danger grunting]
476
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,804
[humming]
477
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:19,227
♪ Mississippi
In the middle of a dry spell ♪
478
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,688
-[grunting softly]
-♪ Jimmy Rodgers ♪
479
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,941
♪ On the Victrola up high ♪
480
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:29,696
♪ Mama's dancin'
With baby on her shoulder ♪
481
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,781
-[continues humming]
-♪ The sun is settin' ♪
482
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,867
♪ Like molasses in the sky ♪
483
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:40,748
♪ The boy could sing
Knew how to move ev'rything ♪
484
00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,501
-♪ Always wanting more ♪
-[sighs, scoffs]
485
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,170
♪ He'd leave you longing for ♪
486
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:50,633
♪ Black velvet and that little boy smile ♪
487
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,011
♪ Black velvet... ♪
488
00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,637
I saw you lookin' at me.
489
00:25:56,806 --> 00:25:58,474
I was lookin' at you, too.
490
00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:01,894
♪ That'll bring you to your knees ♪
491
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:05,648
♪ Black velvet, if you please... ♪
492
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:08,443
Stroke?
493
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:12,822
I can fix that.
494
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,243
Three hundred dollars.
495
00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:20,246
♪ The music's like a heat wave ♪
496
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,291
-Yeah, I know this hurts like a bitch,
-[groaning]
497
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:27,128
but when I'm done,
you're gonna be like, "Wow!"
498
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,296
-[door opens]
-Ow.
499
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,757
[whispering] What are you doing in here?
500
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,217
-Making some gas money.
-[continues groaning]
501
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:35,720
I'm not gonna use my money
to chase down that bitch.
502
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:36,763
How'd it go?
503
00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:37,847
You were right.
504
00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,600
He bought every word.
505
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:45,480
Ah. Now we just kill some time
around here and wait.
506
00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,109
[fly unzips]
507
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,027
Hold that tight.
508
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,529
The silicone's gonna wanna push its way
back out.
509
00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:56,532
And you look better already.
510
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,035
What stroke?
511
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:03,790
Wait, you talked to him?
512
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,793
Yes, AJ, and it's all over. End of story.
513
00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,503
But what about the other queens?
514
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:12,006
Well, I'm sorry, AJ,
I am not a victim hotline.
515
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:15,551
I'm a drag queen who's about to go on.
Now, watch my phone.
516
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,011
[audience cheers]
517
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,222
[performer, imitating Cher]
Well, thank you, everybody.
518
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,849
-Wait, wait.
-[performer] It was a very nice day today.
519
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,643
-Forgot your gloves.
-[Robert] Thank you.
520
00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:24,560
Now, go.
521
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:25,937
[performer] Oh!
522
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,732
Thank you. Welcome back to act two.
523
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,694
Very excited
we're gonna bring out Miss Ruby Red.
524
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:36,531
She's a real gypsy, tramp, and thief.
[chuckles] Minus the gypsy.
525
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:39,575
[laughs] Look at this man over here.
526
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:40,993
Is she supposed to be Cher?
527
00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,245
[performer] Not sure
what he got himself into,
528
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,038
wishing he could turn back time
529
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:47,166
and choose not to come
into a gay drag club.
530
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:48,668
-Oh!
-[audience laughs]
531
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:52,171
[performer] Ladies and gentlemen,
I wanna welcome to the stage
532
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:55,550
the one, the only Ruby Red.
533
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:56,718
["Chandelier" playing]
534
00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,803
♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪
535
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,472
♪ Can't feel anything
When will I learn? ♪
536
00:28:01,556 --> 00:28:05,435
♪ I push it down, push it down ♪
537
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:09,605
♪ I'm the one for a good time call ♪
538
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:12,650
♪ Phone's blowin' up
They're ringin' my doorbell ♪
539
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,318
♪ I feel the love ♪
540
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:16,195
♪ Feel the love ♪
541
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:20,658
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
542
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:23,828
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
543
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,497
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
544
00:28:26,581 --> 00:28:29,000
♪ Throw 'em back till I lose count ♪
545
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,793
-♪ I'm... ♪
-[gasps]
546
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:31,961
Holy shit!
547
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,756
-[screams]
-♪ Gonna swing ♪
548
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:36,632
-[audience clamoring]
-[Ruby] What's happening?
549
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:39,218
Oh! What the hell, Kevin?
550
00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:42,638
[all laughing]
551
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,807
Hey, where's the big gay guy?
552
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,143
Oh, he left 'cause we paid him to.
553
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,936
[group continues laughing]
554
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,938
You shady bitches!
555
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,483
It's slipping. She's slipping!
556
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,568
Whoa! What?
557
00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:57,195
-[AJ] Hold on!
-[both grunt]
558
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,738
[Ruby] Hey, no!
559
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:02,325
Wait, y'all hold up! Hold up! Kevin!
560
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,702
Best $500 I ever spent,
561
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,455
-aside from my butt implants.
-[Ruby] Are you serious?
562
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:08,539
[group continues laughing]
563
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:11,125
-[Ruby] Quick! Help!
-[Kevin] It's slipping. She's slipping!
564
00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,795
-[audience gasps]
-[thuds]
565
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:15,963
[audience murmurs]
566
00:29:16,047 --> 00:29:18,174
[group continues laughing]
567
00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:22,053
[both panting]
568
00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:24,806
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink... ♪
569
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:27,600
-[audience cheers]
-♪ One, two, three, drink ♪
570
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,019
♪ One, two, three
One, two, three, drink ♪
571
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,231
♪ Throw 'em back till I lose count ♪
572
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:37,902
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
573
00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,905
♪ From the chandelier ♪
574
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,825
♪ From the chandelier ♪
575
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:47,954
♪ I'm gonna live ♪
576
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:51,874
-♪ Like tomorrow doesn't exist ♪
-[AJ and Ruby cheer]
577
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,127
♪ Like it doesn't exist... ♪
578
00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:59,048
And that, ladies,
is why I'm the headliner.
579
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,844
Now, I'm gonna need an apology
and a Vicodin for my shoulder.
580
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:07,974
And as for that makeup I bought you,
it was bottom shelf, bitch.
581
00:30:08,057 --> 00:30:09,559
[laughs]
582
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:13,020
-I just peeled off the clearance stickers.
-Oh, yeah.
583
00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:17,149
Enjoy the pink eye
while you're giving stink eye.
584
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:23,948
Ah. Now, excuse me, ladies.
I gots to go get my money. Oh!
585
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:28,369
Shit, I think my eye's starting to itch.
586
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,453
[audience cheering]
587
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,290
Thank you.
588
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:35,167
♪ Keep my glass full until morning light ♪
589
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,004
♪ 'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight ♪
590
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,553
Well, the butts are done.
591
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:49,891
Now you get your little butt out of there.
592
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,018
[grunts]
593
00:30:52,101 --> 00:30:54,186
-[dryer beeps]
-[AJ] That was so cool last night
594
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,522
when you were telling off
those mean queens.
595
00:30:56,606 --> 00:31:00,276
"I peeled the cheap sticker off.
In your face, sucker!"
596
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,652
[laughs]
597
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:07,867
Well, that was... [grunts] ...a win-win.
598
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,828
A bargain that turned into a burn.
599
00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:14,290
Not that I'm advocating
you switch stickers in stores.
600
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,085
Um, too late. My mom and I,
we changed price tags at Goodwill.
601
00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:22,006
One time, we bought her a ten-dollar top
for two bucks.
602
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,132
-Two bucks?
-Mm-hmm.
603
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,884
She must have been pretty happy
about that.
604
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,845
Oh, yeah.
[chuckles] We ran home laughing,
605
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,848
and she was like,
"Amber Jasmine, let's not make this--"
606
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:34,435
Why'd you stop?
607
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:36,812
I'm not telling you any more about her.
608
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:57,917
You know, AJ,
you chime in about everything in my life,
609
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,670
but you refuse to let me in
when it comes to yours.
610
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:02,672
Works for me.
611
00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:06,842
Okay, enough's enough.
612
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:09,220
What's your mother's name?
613
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,055
I would tell you, but...
614
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,182
-I forgot it.
-AJ.
615
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,266
I did!
616
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:19,271
Kind of like how she forgot about me
every single night, coming home high.
617
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:21,607
Shit!
618
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,734
This thing's bumpy.
619
00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:26,070
Should have took the shoe.
620
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,746
[cell phone chimes]
621
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,013
Man, that thing was a bust.
622
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,725
All it did was rock back and forth,
like, ten times.
623
00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:58,602
[softly] Did you do this?
624
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:06,068
You did? [tearfully] You did this.
625
00:33:07,945 --> 00:33:09,113
The cop helped me.
626
00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:38,476
Wait for me!
627
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:54,075
-[message notification tone playing]
-[AJ sighs]
628
00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:56,952
You didn't wait for me.
629
00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:01,916
My phone is blowing up
with texts from every queen in existence,
630
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:06,128
all feeling sorry for me.
[takes a deep breath]
631
00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:11,509
Well,
632
00:34:11,592 --> 00:34:14,887
[imitating Ruby] at least these butt pads
are smellin' fabulous, girl.
633
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,391
This isn't a damn joke.
634
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:21,811
This is my life.
635
00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:24,897
You can't just put cat ears on it.
636
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:30,361
I told you I wasn't strong enough
to handle this, but you...
637
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:32,947
you did it anyway.
638
00:34:33,531 --> 00:34:35,616
[in normal voice] You are strong enough.
639
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,621
You stood up
to those shady queens at the club.
640
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,666
That wasn't me, that was Ruby.
641
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,127
You are Ruby.
642
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:48,295
No.
643
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:50,256
I'm Robert.
644
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,426
You think if Robert was strong enough
there'd even be a need for Ruby?
645
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:58,264
[sighs] Ruby saved Robert.
646
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:02,685
Oh.
647
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:05,354
I'm sorry.
648
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,315
Yeah, well, it's a little too late
for that now.
649
00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:11,902
All I had was my dignity, and you just...
650
00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:14,155
took that away from me.
651
00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:19,702
Brianna Douglas.
652
00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:22,496
That's my mother's name.
653
00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:30,004
-["Ruby Is Red Hot" playing on phone]
-♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
654
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:33,757
[voice shaking] Brian, hi.
I've been textin' and callin' you.
655
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,342
Are you all right?
656
00:35:35,718 --> 00:35:37,720
[Brian] No, I'm not all right.
657
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,306
Girl, he grifted me too.
658
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:44,518
I think your roulade looks pretty sad.
659
00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:45,853
[Prue Leith] It's flat.
660
00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:46,937
[woman] Yeah.
661
00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:50,316
Okay, so, girl, I don't have
a lot of time. Got a show tonight.
662
00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:52,484
I know. I'm stalling.
663
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,279
I just don't know how to talk about this.
664
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,656
I haven't been off this couch in months.
665
00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:59,491
Let's not exaggerate. [chuckles]
666
00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:01,410
Girl, you've been off this couch.
667
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,121
No, I haven't.
668
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,248
-No shopping?
-No.
669
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,625
-No movies?
-No.
670
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:10,002
-No filler?
-Girl, come on.
671
00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:11,545
Let's just jump in.
672
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:15,591
-Where did you meet him?
-It was on a gig in NYC. [sighs]
673
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:17,426
[TV clicks off]
674
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,180
It was about a year ago.
Juan came up to me after a show.
675
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,391
Juan? He has yet another name?
676
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:27,811
And it's an obvious Hispanic cliché.
677
00:36:29,146 --> 00:36:30,981
He uses five different aliases.
678
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:34,109
At least, that's what
the private investigator told me.
679
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:37,529
-Oh, you hired a private investigator?
-Cost a fortune.
680
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:44,328
I had to sell my custom framed
autographed Cher debut album on Etsy.
681
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,955
I am so sorry, girl.
682
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,539
I had no choice.
683
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:49,333
Juan took everything.
684
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,126
Well...
685
00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:53,504
not everything.
686
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:55,130
So, what?
687
00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:56,423
She a bitch?
688
00:36:56,507 --> 00:36:57,341
Yes.
689
00:36:57,591 --> 00:37:01,178
Now, just go on.
So what else did the investigator say?
690
00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:03,973
[sighs] He said
there were other girls too.
691
00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:07,768
You know what? I'm sorry.
692
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:10,562
I'm just not strong enough to do this.
[cries softly]
693
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:13,649
[on TV] Right, bakers,
time for your technical challenge.
694
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,193
I think Ruby needs to save Brian too.
695
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,530
[sighs, moans]
696
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:21,490
Okay.
697
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:23,325
Get up.
698
00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,661
-[Sandy Toksvig] Prue, any top tips?
-[Robert] TV off.
699
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:30,249
Get up. Up, up, up, up, up!
We have a show to do. No more cryin'.
700
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:31,834
Gotta move forward.
701
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:33,669
Just let me lay here.
702
00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:34,962
Brian.
703
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,298
WWCD?
704
00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:40,551
What Would Cher Do?
705
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:41,802
["The Beat Goes On" playing]
706
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,638
Would she be all sad up in here,
laying on the couch?
707
00:37:44,722 --> 00:37:46,265
No, she would not.
708
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:49,476
Did she lay on the couch
after her marriage ended
709
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,603
and The Sonny & Cher Show was canceled?
710
00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:53,731
No, she did not.
711
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:58,819
She went on to do the Cher show,
and it was a sensation.
712
00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:03,574
Did she lay on the couch
after that first screening of Silkwood,
713
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:06,160
when people laughed
at her name on the screen?
714
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:08,287
No, she did not.
715
00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:12,499
She went on to win the damn Oscar
for Moonstruck.
716
00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:14,501
-Mm-hmm.
-[Robert] Did she lay on the couch
717
00:38:14,585 --> 00:38:18,505
after she saw
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again?
718
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:20,716
No, she did not.
719
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:26,305
She counted her coin,
and released a kick-ass ABBA cover album.
720
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,766
So I ask you, Brian,
721
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,727
what would Cher do?
722
00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,104
I'll tell you what she would do.
723
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:37,316
She would say,
[imitating Cher] "Snap out of it."
724
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:42,738
[sighs]
I'm sorry, girl. Just not strong enough.
725
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:45,991
Okay.
726
00:38:47,034 --> 00:38:49,828
So I guess you don't care
those three queens are back at the club
727
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:52,873
taking turns doin' your act.
728
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:57,920
Give me 20 minutes.
729
00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:07,012
-[laughs]
-Girl, we got played.
730
00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:09,765
Played more than a guitar
in a college dorm room.
731
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:15,646
[laughs] We got taken to the cleaners
by Mr. George Jefferson himself.
732
00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:18,482
Well, misery loves company, girl.
733
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,442
Well, you can call me Kathy Bates.
734
00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,528
[both laugh]
735
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,071
[Ruby] Mm!
736
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:26,281
But...
737
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:30,494
at least that man was fine, henny.
738
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:32,079
[Brian] Yes, he was.
739
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:34,248
So fine. Whoo.
740
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:35,833
[both laugh]
741
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,584
And those kisses...
742
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:43,507
Mm-mm-mm! I hate to admit it,
but worth every penny. [chuckles]
743
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:47,386
Here's to those
hundred-thousand-dollar lips.
744
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:48,595
[sniffles]
745
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:52,349
He kissed you? On the lips?
746
00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:57,020
He would never kiss me.
747
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,815
Said he had a thing about kissing.
748
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:02,067
Said he never kissed anyone.
749
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:04,945
And you're telling me...
750
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,030
he kissed you?
751
00:40:08,824 --> 00:40:09,908
You're on, girl.
752
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:14,246
You're broke, girl. [laughs]
753
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,706
Ooh, my.
754
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,256
-["Waterloo" playing]
-[crowd cheering]
755
00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:33,515
♪ My, my!
At Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender ♪
756
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:34,516
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
757
00:40:35,309 --> 00:40:40,939
♪ And I have met my destiny
In quite a similar way ♪
758
00:40:41,982 --> 00:40:44,276
♪ The history book on the shelf ♪
759
00:40:45,194 --> 00:40:48,405
♪ Is always repeating itself ♪
760
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:54,745
♪ Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war ♪
761
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,079
[song echoing]
762
00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,958
-[heart thumping]
-♪ Waterloo, promise to love you ♪
763
00:41:00,042 --> 00:41:01,418
♪ Forever more ♪
764
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:02,794
[thumping grows louder]
765
00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:04,713
[Ruby] Brian!
766
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:07,424
Brian!
767
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:08,926
Brian!
768
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:14,181
♪ Waterloo ♪
769
00:41:14,264 --> 00:41:16,975
♪ Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
770
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:23,565
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
771
00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:25,484
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
772
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:30,113
♪ Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo ♪
773
00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:31,949
[crowd cheering]
774
00:41:32,032 --> 00:41:38,080
♪ So how could I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose ♪
775
00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:42,501
♪ Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
776
00:41:42,584 --> 00:41:43,669
[silently mouthing]
777
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,255
♪ Waterloo ♪
778
00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:50,259
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-♪ Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
779
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:51,635
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
780
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,679
-♪ Waterloo ♪
-Yeah! I got game.
781
00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:55,430
I got game. I got game.
782
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:59,851
You know it. You know it.
You know it, know it, know it! [grunts]
783
00:42:01,353 --> 00:42:02,229
♪ My, my! ♪
784
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:05,190
-[line ringing]
-♪ I tried to hold you back ♪
785
00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:07,276
♪ But you were stronger ♪
786
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:08,986
-[cell phone vibrating]
-♪ Whoa, yeah! ♪
787
00:42:09,486 --> 00:42:10,612
♪ And now it seems ♪
788
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:14,992
♪ My only chance
Is giving up the fight ♪
789
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:21,540
♪ And how could I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose ♪
790
00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:28,755
♪ Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war ♪
791
00:42:30,966 --> 00:42:35,178
♪ Waterloo
Promise to love you forevermore ♪
792
00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,431
[cell phone continues vibrating]
793
00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:41,768
♪ Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
794
00:42:44,021 --> 00:42:48,317
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
795
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:54,656
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo ♪
796
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:59,411
♪ So how could I ever refuse? ♪
797
00:43:00,287 --> 00:43:02,372
♪ I feel like I win when I lose ♪
798
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:07,961
♪ Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to ♪
799
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:14,593
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
800
00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:20,974
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo ♪
801
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:23,143
♪ Whoo ♪
802
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:27,606
♪ Waterloo
Knowing my fate is to be with you ♪
803
00:43:28,065 --> 00:43:29,816
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
804
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:33,945
♪ Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo ♪
805
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,460
[dance music playing in distance]
806
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,008
[sighs]
807
00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:11,316
[cell phone clicks]
808
00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:14,361
[line ringing]
809
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,035
-[line clicks]
-[Louis] Oh, hey, girl.
810
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,038
I was afraid to call you.
811
00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:28,208
Well, you should be
'cause it's 4:30 in the morning.
812
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,752
-Did I wake you?
-[Louis] No.
813
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,797
I'm just up finishing this damn dress.
814
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,591
Feels like it's just about done.
[chuckles]
815
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:38,552
Hey.
816
00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:43,014
Is there any way...
817
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,350
I could have been special?
818
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,185
To Damien, I mean.
819
00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:49,730
How many cocktails have you had? [scoffs]
820
00:44:49,938 --> 00:44:52,858
[Robert] Enough to wanna hear the truth.
821
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:55,777
Tell me the truth.
822
00:44:57,028 --> 00:45:01,283
[takes a deep breath] Is there any way...
823
00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:06,663
that, in spite of all the bad he did,
824
00:45:07,581 --> 00:45:09,958
that he thought I was special?
825
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,671
[takes a deep breath]
No way in hell, girl.
826
00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:17,257
[slurring] Let me ask one more time.
827
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:22,554
-Any way?
-Sorry, but no. [chuckles]
828
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:25,307
Now put that thought and yourself to bed.
829
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:26,975
Louis.
830
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,396
Damien was my Waterloo.
831
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:34,274
[Louis] Girl, you drunk.
832
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,485
-[sighs] Good night.
-[phone beeps]
833
00:45:40,864 --> 00:45:43,074
-[line ringing]
-[Lady Danger] Try her again.
834
00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:47,496
-[automated voice] You have reached...
-Voicemail.
835
00:45:47,579 --> 00:45:49,247
Cold feet. Call back.
836
00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:53,418
-Shit, shit! What is this?
-[police siren chirping]
837
00:45:56,922 --> 00:45:57,881
Be cool.
838
00:45:59,758 --> 00:46:00,801
Kiss me.
839
00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:06,139
Kiss me. What else are we doing
sitting here in a deserted parking lot?
840
00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:07,557
[indistinct police radio chatter]
841
00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:08,642
Shit.
842
00:46:10,477 --> 00:46:12,103
[Lady Danger moans softly]
843
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,611
[window squeaks]
844
00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:24,783
[officer] Down.
845
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,787
-Evening.
-[chuckles softly]
846
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,872
You wanna tell me
what y'all are doing parked here?
847
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:34,584
Oh, you know, Officer.
Getting a little somethin' somethin'.
848
00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:37,254
I see you got New York plates.
849
00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:38,713
Yes, ma'am.
850
00:46:39,256 --> 00:46:41,716
All the way down
from New York to Kentucky...
851
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:44,344
by way of Columbus.
852
00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:50,934
A fellow officer warned me
that there was a car with donut tires,
853
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:55,105
and that that car had been causing
a lot of trouble down here in Kentucky.
854
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,900
Now, I wonder what's gonna happen
when I run these plates.
855
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:05,448
Oh. [chuckles] My lips are so chapped
from all that kissing.
856
00:47:05,699 --> 00:47:08,743
Um, do you mind if I get some ChapStick?
857
00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:10,370
Keep your hands where I can see 'em.
858
00:47:10,871 --> 00:47:13,123
It's right here, Officer.
859
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:14,791
Let's see.
860
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:18,545
Where is that ChapStick? Hmm.
861
00:47:21,715 --> 00:47:22,924
That's a lot of cash.
862
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:26,720
Want some?
863
00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:31,600
Sure would make it a lot easier on us
for not to have to do so much paperwork.
864
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,646
Is that a Birkin bag?
865
00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:41,735
You know,
my lady's been wanting one of those.
866
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,529
[car engine starts]
867
00:47:45,906 --> 00:47:47,115
[siren chirps]
868
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,832
Well, at least she didn't take us in.
869
00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:59,711
I've wanted that purse my whole life.
870
00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:03,298
That's it. Done.
871
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:07,010
I'm not spendin' any more of my life
chasing after this queen.
872
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,596
I agree. Waste of time.
873
00:48:11,264 --> 00:48:12,474
We should just kill her.
874
00:48:14,851 --> 00:48:17,437
I'm not killin' someone
because you lost a purse.
875
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:22,859
I hear you.
876
00:48:24,611 --> 00:48:26,655
But you might change your mind
877
00:48:27,364 --> 00:48:28,698
once you see this.
878
00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:32,035
["Waterloo" playing]
879
00:48:32,786 --> 00:48:34,287
Change your mind yet?
880
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,877
[grunts]
881
00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:43,338
I'll take that as a yes.
882
00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:49,552
♪ I feel like I win when I lose ♪
883
00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:54,099
♪ Waterloo, I was defeated
You won the war... ♪
884
00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:58,186
[AJ] Like I said, I see things.
885
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,147
-♪ Promise to love you forevermore ♪
-[AJ] But some people are blind.
886
00:49:04,234 --> 00:49:07,153
["Ruby Is Red Hot" playing]
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
887
00:49:08,238 --> 00:49:10,824
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
888
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:14,160
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
889
00:49:14,744 --> 00:49:17,831
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
890
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,917
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
891
00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:24,546
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
892
00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:28,008
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
893
00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:44,774
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
894
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:48,403
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
895
00:49:49,112 --> 00:49:51,781
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
896
00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:55,285
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
897
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,288
♪ Ruby is red hot ♪
898
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,042
♪ Hot fire nonstop ♪
899
00:50:02,876 --> 00:50:05,420
♪ Who got what I got? ♪
900
00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:09,632
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
901
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:12,218
[twinkling chimes]
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