Original subtitles

'In this city of Madurai, my home town I swear Lord Muruga resides here'

'People of Madurai dearer than my heartbeat'

'After my demise, how many forums how many followers-'

'Noble qualities are embedded in the bloodstream of people of Madurai'

'Madurai is the city of Art & culture of Tamil Nadu'

'Madurai folks are lucky mascots indeed'

'On behalf of the students who fought for 'Pro-Jallikattu' movement'

'CHITHIRAI'

Guardian deity 'Thondi Karuppa'

'Our family deity Karuppa'

Whatever I touch from today should turn into gold

Everything I wish for should come true

For the past 2 years You literally crucified me!

Your son can't take it anymore!

Open Your eyes

Open Your mouth too

Show a ray of hope to Your son

20 km from here in Mariamman temple is a 'walk on fire' festival

Everyone will attend with friends and family, decked up in gold

I am not being greedy

It is enough if I steal just 10-20 sovereigns of gold

All I need is Your permission to do so

I'll leave from here only if the lizard consents

'AMARASIGAMANI' 'NAYANAVATHI'

Hey! Stop the bike Park to one side

- Pull over - Greetings, sir

It is my son's birthday today

We are on the way to worship our family deity

Did God ask the four of you to come in the same bike?

- Yes, sir - What?

- No, sir - Tell me, sir

- Here - What is this?

They already pulled me over twice

This is just a small gift

What is this over-luggage?

Major water scarcity in Pudukottai city, sir

So I thought of finishing the laundry in our home town

None of us have eaten from the morning

My wife has a headache too

Wife 'per se' is a headache, sir!

Here, happy birthday to you

Thank you, uncle

- Pray for me as well - Chocolate

- Reach home safe - Thank you, sir

Hey, make it fast

- Why are you so lethargic? - 'Almost done'

'PORSELVAN'

'Savings is not just accumulating money'

'Bonding with relatives is also an asset'

['Kadaikutty Singam']

What...what...what, it seems?

'Nobody can win a person who is ready to lose face in front of the relatives'

['Namma Veettu Pillai']

Oho!

Is that so?

Enough? 'AVARNAM'

Amma, shall I tell you something?

There is no one as useless as relatives

They won't let us live as we please nor will they let us die in peace

They want us to keep losing in whatever we do

They love to advise us by poking their nose!

We should break the hands of those who write such dialogs!

'Relatives it seems What mud-stuck nonsense!'

Hey! Let's go

Hey, Arasi

Your brother has left

'Amma'

'PERARASI'

'MAGIZHINI'

'ARASANGAM'

Your fare

Own house or rented? 'PARIVENDHAN'

- Is it a house on stilts? - No, thatched

- Who is that? - Happy anniversary, sir

Thank you

- What is that case? - Robbery, sir

Send them in

Come

- Greetings, sir - Sir

- Which area are you from? - Othakadai, Anna Nagar

How much gold got stolen?

12 sovereigns, sir

They looted our locker bare

Do you suspect anyone?

A short and stout man with curly hair came into our village yesterday, sir

'He had a weird look about him, sir'

Sir, they mean that notorious fraud Chithiraikumar!

Poonga Nagar 'Thiruttu' Kumar, that thief?

'Yes, sir The same'

We will retrieve your gold

Don't test me, Karuppu I have to walk 3 km for the bus

Please grant me permission

Please

'What, Chithirai? Long time no see'

'MADAPULI'

What, Madapuli?

You're in 'blissful booze' mood so early in the morning

Don't rub it in

Looks like surplus devotion today

I came to get permission from my Almighty Father

Is permission sought in our land for all this?

I know riff-raffs who even spend on consecration to curry favors

Last time, I went to work without getting permission from God

Taking for granted she's an old woman I snatched the chain from her neck

What happened?

'Keerthy Suresh' yelled and brought the sky down!

Ladies' slippers

The entire village came together and thrashed me black and blue

Anyone else in my shoes would've ditched this profession

'They even instigated children to beat me'

After their energy and fervor subsided

The old lady came and said something

What did she say?

She said it isn't gold

Just costume jewelry

Nowadays, everyone wears only imitation jewelry

That's why I became alert

With a mere glance

To find out if it is original or imitation

I have hired an assistant 'Othaasai'

The crows are cawing The birds are chirping

It would be great if you open your mouth, dear reptile friend!

Appa, go fast My friends are waiting there

Don't worry We'll reach soon

Where did Agasaveeran disappear, Arasi?

'Ages since we saw him'

3 months ago he left for Singapore

Your son-in-law didn't even pass his 10th grade

'You claim he has gone abroad?!'

Instead of cross questioning happenings of other families

Fix your eyes on the road and drive!

Being a woman, I can ruin your life

I'm a lone woman taking care of you. You'll just walk away with a towel

'The house was locked, sir'

'Look how he has done a slick job!'

He has substituted a flower for their gold

Yes, sir

I can confirm without a DNA test

It is definitely his hair

Did I ask You for the impossible?

Make me an MLA Make me an MP

Or did I ask you to make me rich?

Just one single click

If you give me that I will get to work

[mobile ringing]

Chithirai anna, where are you?

Hey! How many times have I told you, huh?

Either connect on WhatsApp or TimeFace

'Policemen always chase only innocents like us'

What? Are you planning for an ED raid?

I have found 24 characters who are wearing 22 carats

No making charge or service charge Steal it now as there is no one in charge

Hey!

If only Karuppa gives me permission

We will get even that 'Kolar Gold Field'

Finished praying, bro?

Waiting for permission

We are at the temple Where are you?

Anna, 5 more minutes I am on the way

- 'Come fast' - Coming, anna

'SOMAN'

Sri, we will go to the temple to offer our prayers

Then go back home quickly and cut the cake

This has been his program for the past 1 week

Welcome, cable TV owner

What is the cake in aid of?

It is my son's birthday today

I just wanted to pray to our family deity on the way

What are you doing here?

Hahn?

I have come to steal the idol

You might even do it You are capable of that too

Let it be!

Don't be in Pudukottai focused on making money

Visit your home town every now and then

Yes, Chithirai

How much ever we earn, true joy is bonding with family at least once a month

True or false, whatever!

Come and visit often

Anna

Come

Hey, Chithirai

Chee! Get lost!

[baby crying]

'Hold her hands in a firm grip'

Why is the entire family here?

Why will they come to the temple? Only for something good to happen

But he won't let that happen

- He isn't here? - Who?

Baron of Alavandhankottai

Paternal grandson of Thirugnanam

Sembaiyya's eldest son

Mr Agasaveeran

What about him, man?

What do you mean?

Saturn's alignment with other planets

Saturn and moon in 8th house denoting troubled times

Bearing their ill effects one at a time is bad enough

How will it be if they ganged up?!

Hey! Aduruki, Dinasuruki, Sadagopal

There he is!

'Ears of a snake'

Eyes of an eagle

"Get up, make way, everyone Our boss is here to entertain"

'AGASAVEERAN'

"People's advisor Charismatic forever"

"Watch out, the boss is on his way; He's here to stun you today!"

"He speaks, and the world bows He is people's favorite; everyone knows"

"If you drag him into a row he will hit you with his arrow"

"He'll jump right into a brawl Got the courage to stand tall"

"Don't mess with his anger Why court that danger?"

"Why wake up the beast in him? Ignore, don't act on your whim"

"Get up, make way, everyone Our boss is here to entertain"

"Everyone loves to follow This most endearing fellow"

"Watch out, the boss is on his way; He's here to stun you today"

"He shows up, the world enjoys his show From toddlers to baby boomers follow"

Who dares to tonsure the head of whose child?

Appa

I wanted to celebrate it in style by inviting 8 cities and 70 towns

You are doing it in absolute secrecy

Is it fair on your part?

Give my child to me

Magizh, my angel!

- You also forgot your appa? - Give my granddaughter

Hey...hey Why are you crying?

Are you crying because everyone is laughing at me?

Magizh, come to amma

- She is my child, uncle - Give me the baby

Didn't I already tell you? 'POTTU'

This is a family of thieves who will quarrel with everyone

- Who is carrying whose child? - My mother is here, try now

- Come now, let's see -Useless family, worthless!

Whose family is 'worthless'?

Whose family is full of thieves? Yours or mine?

All of you hail from a town known for robbery

Hey! Pottu

Fight in pin-drop silence!

- You shut up and stay there - Okay

Didn't I ask You for the lizard's click of consent?

What sound are You granting instead?

You are tonsuring my baby's head without informing her own father

Tell me, who is her father?

Your cheeks will soon be swollen

Look, he will hit his wife now

My cheeks will cry in pain?!

Yes, it will if I give you one tight sla-

Who is the wife here?

'THALAIVAN THALAIVII'

'KING QUEEN'

How dare you!

- Uncle - You dare touch my daughter!

I'm not here to fight Better give back my grandchild

Take your hands off, uncle

Can your daughter slap me then?

My dear father-in-law you know how much I respect you

But I never expected this from you

I did not

Respect?

Who...you?

'You', huh?

[sarcastic laughter]

What did you say now?

When I come home, you say 'Drink tea, son'

'Drink coffee, son'

Now the 'son' has got reduced to a mere 'you'!

Ah! Mother-in-law

The amount of respect I have for you

No son-in-law in this world can hold a candle to me

- Tell them, amma -In the name of 'respect'

You are the one tarnishing our dignity!

What a wow!

Despite your behavior I am not reacting adversely

That IS respect Understand, uncle?

- Hey! - Appa

'What are you doing, pa?'

What, threatening us?

- Raising your voice? - Try hitting him

- Try your luck - He was disrespectful

Amma, wait

Hold the baby, ma

Raising your hand at me

How dare you, eh?

Huh?

Let me show you this Agasaveeran's true colors

- Karuppa - Put that machete down

'You want to go to jail, by killing these indecent people?'

Let me drink some coconut water

My dear queen Arasi Will this stain my shirt?

Pccht! No

You and your junk of a face!

'Better return our baby'

- 'If you touch the baby' - Amma...amma

'I will break your hand'

Happy now? Are you happy?

Look how both our parents are fighting

Isn't this what you wanted?

I'm not able to pray in peace

Let's go stop them, come

Come along

'Magizh, come to your amma'

Wait, if you wanted to perform the tonsuring function

Why didn't you go to your father's family deity?

You came to our temple Hired our barber

Trying to show off your prestige in our place?

Amma, wait

- Get lost, di! - What, Soma?

Move aside, uncle

- I treated you like my brother - Yes, anna

My father-in-law won't give you a single paisa more than Rs 50

You broke our bond by nodding to him

Wait, I'll break down your shop

- Hey! - He called, I came

Is it a crime to do my job?

Only after I saw you, I knew they are your wife and baby

- Don't you know my wife? - No, anna

You are living in this town without knowing my Perarasi

What? Move aside

- Tell me - It didn't strike me, bro

Is that so?

Is my wife a farm animal for you to strike?!

- How dare you! - Aiyo! Don't hit me

My beloved queen comes across as cattle to you?

Stop right there

Perarasi, he has the nerve to say he doesn't know you, lunatic!

Go away, madcap

Your husband has misunderstood me

- I'll beat you to a pulp - Please let me go

I'll calm down only if I kill you

Hey, Agasam! Is this a temple or what?

Yov! Amarasigamani

I wanted to beat you first

We are in the midst of a fight and you are praying to God, huh?

So will you hit your uncle?

No, uncle

I asked them, am I dead, not to be invited for my own baby's function?

My father-in-law is threatening me

- Really? - You ask them

Hey, what is all this?

Whether you accept it or not, as far as we are concerned, you died 3 months ago

You mediate, uncle

She always injects painful words like this into me

That too with a thick, sharp needle, uncle

Why are you shoving your feet into your mouth?

Can't you be a bit patient?

For 40 strands of hair he cut he's bombarding us with 4000 questions

You expect me to be patient?

- Go away! - What?

Be it 4 or 40 strands, you should have asked the biological father, sir

Even if your father, mother or even the entire town says

How can you tonsure my baby's head without my consent?

You claimed I am dead, eh?

'Yes, I am dead'

The moment my beloved queen left me

That very moment it's true, I, Agasam died

It is so obvious you are acting

Acting?

Am I acting?

Get away! You're raising your hand at my daughter

- He is about to hit my daughter - Uncle, I respect you

[commotion]

Heyyy!

- Stop fighting - The priest is saying something

Shouldn't the other devotees pray peacefully?

The goat isn't giving permission

Let us pray to God Uncle, come

Come...come Come, Perarasi

Come, let us all go and pray

'You go'

Karuppa

'Take this goat as my sacrifice, Karuppa'

'Reunite me with my wife and child, Karuppa'

Listen, you are fighting after getting your daughter married to him

What is the problem?

They said it is a good family

They said they own a hotel

KARUPPA!

'Their hotel is running only on a bank loan'

6 'idli' and fish curry, parcel

'All the gold is mortgaged' 'SEMBAIYYA'

'They owe money in every single place in Madurai'

1 'uthappam' for the line 'RAGAVARDHINI'

'Hey, tea addict Collect the money'

6 'parottas' and Chindhamani chicken, parcel

'VALANADU, MELUR'

Hey! Wait

'Uncle, the bride is super'

Arasi has finished her Masters What about you?

He is a master himself

Master?!

We didn't know he was a teacher

No...no He is a 'parotta' master

'THAMBIKANNA'

My son is a double M.A

Double MA

There are so many fans for his 'parotta'

Leaf 'parotta', roll 'parotta'

Tuticorin fried 'parotta'

Bun 'parotta'

He is an ace chef in all the varieties

'People queue up for his 'parotta' all the time'

My anna has invented a new recipe called the 'Agasam parotta'

Gravy and minced chicken combination

Pah! I swear it's mouth-watering

I am proud to say my son is a hard worker

He has no bad habits

That by itself is the worst habit!

My son, Porselvan

We will think about it and then let you know

[mobile ringing]

You keep thinking I'll be back

Tell me, buddy Anything important?

I am here in Madurai with my family

Can you recommend a good hotel for lunch?

Useless fello-

'Can you hear me?'

Lunch, eh?

The best meals

Amma Mess in Thallakulam

Spined loach curry, fish fry crab omelet, marrow omelet

Rabbit and bird curry It will be a great spread

Option...? Kumar Mess next to Thalakullam Karuppanasamy temple

They will fire it up with shrimps, dry mutton curry, fish gravy, onion curry

Next, the street near Madurai Meenakshi Amman temple

Chettinad Hotel

Shrimps, quail, quail eggs

Anchovies, spined loach and mutton spleen A feast fit for a king!

Next is Vagai Mess It is a roadside eatery but-

Meat balls, mutton spleen, brain soup and what not

You don't have to cook at all

I guess he will take you hotel hopping

Is it your own house?

It is our ancestral property

Above all this

Special mention

If you want to eat everything in one place

Without minding the distance

If you come to our Ragavardhini Tiffin Center

Purse-friendly

Aroma heavenly

You can eat to your stomach's content!

Will you come?

'Why?'

Please come

Hey!

Howzat, eh?

She isn't even noticing me

'She will...soon enough'

I don't know if I am working properly or not

But I am working real hard

From laborer I've become an owner

'I want to go to my uncle'

Slow money Steady money

This Agasaveeran's dream is to become a business tycoon

If our son-in-law is a tycoon it's a matter of pride for all of us

Appa, let us enquire, discuss and then decide

What major enquiry will you conduct?

He seems so genuine

Arasi, give them coffee

Uncle, coffee for me

You need my tick too if you have to be part of our family

You know that?

I don't know that!

You don't have to cook at all, my dear daughter-in-law

We will take care of you like precious gold

Even if you ask me to, I will not cook

So we'll take leave, sister

- We'll take leave, anna - Please, sister

See you, my dear daughter-in-law

- Perarasi - Her name is Arasi

I see her as my 'Almighty' queen, aunt

This parcel will tell you if my parents were 100% honest

Take it, dear

Let me take leave now

Oh wow!

This match is truly worth it, pa

- Give me some - Is this family good enough?

- Super! - Arasi likes the groom

'What else do we need?'

[mobile ringing]

- Who is it? - I am...Arasi speaking

Who?

Perarasi speaking

Perarasi...Perarasi Talk to me

'Talk, Perarasi Talk to me'

I don't intend to flatter you

But your parents are real misers

- Why? - 'They under estimated your worth'

Your hands weave magic, awesome!

That aroma still lingers in my hand

Thank you Thank you

By the way

What is that 'Agasam parotta'?

You want to try that too?

"He stole my breath with a single glance My monsoon prince, in a timeless trance"

"He flew into my heart, wordless My Agasaveeran, warrior of the skies"

Delicious, right?

It is really tasty Have some and go

Don't put words into my mouth

What is his problem?

"Like lightning dancing in my vein"

"You are love's limit; never in vain"

Double wow!

My family lied to you

I am not a double master graduate

Single post graduate?

10th grade!

I flunked that too

I didn't know what to say when my mother lied blatantly

For this delicious taste

Does it matter if you finished your Masters or failed in 10th grade?

How can degree be linked with taste?

You're a post graduate in 'parotta', master

Thank you Thank you

I want to know

How do you make this milk 'parotta'?

"Her tune in sync with my heart's melody I am set to dance in rapturous rhapsody"

"I, Agasaveeran, forgot my senses thanks to you, breaking my fences"

What should I call you?

Machan...machi?

- Mama...mamoi? - My dear Goddess!

Athaan...aithaan

Old! You call me 'baby'

'Baby', huh?

Call me by name, Agasam

Shouldn't call your husband by name?

Shall I say something trending?

Dai...!

Po, da!!

Come, da, you brute

Can I take this kind of liberty?

Aiyaiyo!

Super, Perarasi, soooper!

It is so trendy

Let's go Come on

"In kaleidoscopic hues sublime only you fill my mind all the time"

"Don't dissect me with your eyes so lovely"

"In bonds, all of a sudden out of the blue, unbidden"

"In lightning's language came this maiden"

"That golden cloud above showers me with pure love"

"My eyes kohl-lined Not smudged, well aligned"

"For you to revel in I adorned my eyes within"

"Flowers and scented rose water mix Wedding trousseau with sarees 5 or 6"

"I dreamed of all this for us to live in bliss"

"Her tune in sync with my heart's melody"

- What is this? - What is your problem with him?

'What problem'? My blood boils thinking about it

Go and ask him

How long should I wait for you?

Sorry...sorry

"I smile without losing my temper"

"Even if you do, I'll be with you forever"

"Like a couple living in harmony"

- What is this? - Anklet to ward off evil for my queen

My family members are envious You think the village folks won't be?

"My eyes kohl-lined Not smudged, well aligned"

"For you to revel in I adorned my eyes within"

"Flowers and scented rose water mix Wedding trousseau with sarees 5 or 6"

"I dreamed of all this for us to live in bliss"

By the way

What is the problem between my brother and you?

That, huh?

We are in a temple now Can I tell you some other day?

"My eyes kohl-lined Not smudged, well aligned"

I need a calm mindset We are in a temple now

Can I tell you some other day?

Perarasi

You are the biggest gift God has blessed me with

Not one day

Not even a minute, even a second

...will I ever make you feel sad

I'll treasure you always in all ways

I LOVE YOU, PERARASI

'I LOVE YOU!'

We have reached Level 2 now

[lizard clicks]

Thank you, Karuppa

Thank you so much Atlast you granted permission

- 'Hello, anna' - Hey!

Karuppa gave His divine sanction

Now is the right time for our lifetime settlement

Settlement?

Department has handcuffed me, bro

Department?

'You didn't turn up'

So I targeted the devotees eagerly, bro

Police targeted me even faster

Even now I am talking to you only from a police phone

My bad to hire a madcap as my assistant

- Tell me - They asked me about our network

I did not open my mouth

Bro, please don't say anything

I'll do whatever you want

Please don't tell the police about me or my whereabouts

- Do you understand? - 'Okay, bro'

'Don't come here Don't come here'

You want me to be near You till the very end?

Is that so?

My guardian deity!

'Karuppa'

Who is this running like a goat?

Look! They have hidden their guests all along

- Arasi - Why did you come here, aunt?

What if she comes?

- 'Welcome, Coimbatore aunt' - Why are they here?

How do I know? Your mother invited them

My father-in-law's brother and wife Were you hiding all this while?

Come...welcome

Hey! Stop smoking up my face, move away

Aunt, you tell me

Your sister's daughter is upset and in her father's place for 3 months

You know that and now she is tonsuring her baby's head all of a sudden

That too without informing me Isn't that trying to trigger me?

- You tell me, uncle - It is not like that

What 'not like that'? Don't cover up

What lies!

Where were you for the past 3 months?

- You suddenly step out of the bushes - Hey!

What?

Hey, you!

Wait, what is the solution to this?

Ask him to stop this drama and better return our granddaughter

You had better take your daughter and leave

Late entry case!

Take your brother-in-law and leave

Baby, listen to me

Don't get trapped behind love, affection, rituals and relatives

Like how they hate me people won't like you too

You should always maintain your distance

You understand?

- My God! These relationships - What is this, son?

- Come, let us go - Bro, did you see any bike key?

- No, brother - Let us all go

Aiyo! Magizh

Go, take our baby

Come, try your luck

I'll rip you apart

- How dare you touch my husband! - Aunt

- What? - I'll kill you if you lay your hand on him

Aunt, listen to me

I won't hit only my father-in-law But I'll hit his co-brothers

You think I don't know the rift between you both

You will separate us and then reunite amongst yourselves

Perarasi, did you witness this drama?

Look at this rusty brain!

- Hey! - 'Gun!'

Hand over our baby

I'll shoot you down

You moron Get our baby, dear

Aunt, Shoot me!

- Go ahead, shoot me - Uncle, what are you doing?

Perarasi

Shoot me, sir

'Late entry case Shoot me'

Shoot me, press the trigger

Shoot, I'll die in the blink of an eye

- Shoot - Why are you reacting like this, da?

- 'I'll shoot you' - Instead of living among these people

Dying is a more peaceful option

I'll accept this brave death as I keep looking at my Perarasi

- Shoot! - Stop talking like a fool, you fool

Perarasi

I love you, Perarasi

I love you, Perarasi

I...love...you, Perarasi!

I love you I love you

I love you I love you

I love you!

Dare to shoot me?

Come and take my daughter now?

Come on

- Amma? - This is not like making 'parottas'

Drop that darn thing

Nothing will happen to our team

- You come, amma - You are crossing the limit

Uncle, now speak up Let me see who will die

Come...come

Hey, Chithirai, what are you gaping at with your hands folded?

Shall I clap and watch?

Madcap, look at him He will show-off some stunt

- Master - What did you say?

Master, I said you are a sharp shooter!

- Maintain that respect, you thief - 'Hey, Agasam'

He gets beaten up by his wife and talks about respect

- Come now - Agasam, kids are around, stop it

Uncle, if they have planned and come here with a gun

What is their intention, huh?

I have seen so much in my experience

But I can't understand head or tail only about your problem

Without telling your problem you continue to fight

Perfect question, uncle

- You know where this problem started - Where?

- Why didn't you come to my wedding? - You did not invite me!

Even now I feel like bashing you up

Was my wedding something to rave about?

- Was my wedding above reproach? - Appa...appa

That's a dummy gun, pa

Don't get scared

- Dummy? - Then what?

Uncle, is it a dummy gun?

- Check if you have any doubt - 'Chithirai, shut up!'

Sir, why are you casting pearls before a swine?

He is a needle-sharp thorn

His family is full of rogues, boss

'There's no other rowdy like his father in the entire district'

As if the father wasn't enough now the sons have joined too

He has a brother too

If both the brothers get together

They easily trigger fights with a minimum of 10 people per day

Otherwise they get so tense

"Get up, make way, everyone Our boss is here to entertain"

"Favorite hero of one & all People's guide walking tall"

"Get up, make way, all of you Our boss is here to spread joy though"

Everyday is a thunderstorm accompanied by lightning

'Feels like you are living in one'

You dumb ox!

There is so much work here You are loitering around the city

Is this a jail? Can't I have Sunday off?

So am I a slave in this hotel?

- Sembaiyya! Won't you question him? - Calling me by name?

Hey Pottu! You'll pamper the younger son and abandon the elder son on the streets?

As if his birth was some wonder and I am partial it seems

Come, let me give you a throne!

With the stress you three are giving me

- I will go back to Tirunelveli again - Amma

You go to Tirunelveli I'll go somewhere north

I'll go fry 'murukku'

Why are all of you shouting like a circus troupe tied to a donkey?

Hold it and go serve

- 'What happened, ma?' - Dear customers

Please don't get mad Continue enjoying your meal

Each and everyone in this family is a weirdo

You don't mind all this?

For your sister and you?

It was true I was a rowdy before

But when my sons grew up I let go of rowdyism altogether

Even my boys

They don't buy trouble or create a ruckus

We do not want this alliance

My poor son could not bear this rejection

He eats 'parottas' like a glutton when unhappy or angry

The count goes on till 20

Magizh, grandma is right?

"Face any controversy, powerful fellow"

"Let's not challenge, why buy trouble?"

PERARASI!

"Get up, make way, everyone Our boss is here to entertain"

Arasangam uncle

Uncle, the whole town knows I'm engaged

Isn't it wrong to cancel the wedding now?

Just because someone bad mouths me will I become a bad person?

Isn't he the screenplay writer?

- What, uncle? - Why are you creating a ruckus here?

I can't allow my sister to marry a rowdy

WHO IS A ROWDY, HUH?

Who is a barbarian here?

Because you gave us your precious 'parottas'

You think I'll get my sister married to you?

- Get out! - Porselvam

I am sparing you just because you are my brother-in-law, go away!

Perarasi

You tell me you don't like me I'll leave without any fuss

Who are all these people to talk?

'Tell me, Perarasi'

Tell him

Tell him you don't like him

Why aren't you speaking up?

Tell him

Tell him, dear

Tell me, Perarasi

They are asking you, no?

Dai...! Come on

- Perarasi - Bash him up

They are coming to hit me

I won't leave unless I hear a 'no' from you

You tell me and I'll leave

- Hey! You get inside - Hit me

Come on Beat me up

Hit me

Hit me - Aaaaah!

Hey, don't hit me Don't hit me

Instead of hitting me like this stab me once and for all

Stab me, I say!

Stab me and kill me

I'll die looking at my Perarasi

'Perarasi'

I'll die looking at my Perarasi

- Perarasi, it hurts - Stop it, da!

Take your hands off, da

Dai!

Go...go and burst those crackers

Did I tell you I like him?

You brought him saying he is the groom

You asked me to give him coffee You asked me to eat 'parotta'

You kept asking for varieties of 'parottas' to be sent home

Hear! Hear!!

Our entire family relished it

He sent us 'parottas' in carriers continuously

Now if you want me to reject him

How can I say 'no' to him?

So? What do you intend doing now?

Shall we pay him for the 'parottas' we ate?

How much is the bill?

Whatever happens hereafter

'He is my husband'

And I am his wife We have lived like that

We cannot change it hereafter

Rightly said, Perarasi

Oho! You expect us to bow to the queen's wishes, eh?

Your brother told you he is a rowdy, a brute and a frequent visitor to jail

So hasn't your husband ever been to jail?

Isn't your husband a rowdy?

He is guilty of 2 murders, no?

My father is not a rowdy

He is a DON

My brother is way above that

They left all their 'activities' for my sake

- Appa - Take Arasi inside

That's why they don't want me living with another rowdy

It is not an easy task to take me from here

Think you can carry me away?

Trust me and come with me, Perarasi

Hey, lad

For whom did I forsake all that rowdyism?

For my daughter

Don't make me don that avatar again

You said you wanted to become a business tycoon

Go and fend for yourself

Uncle

I won't get scared by all this

I have come here with a firm decision

If I leave, it is only with your daughter

Come, Perarasi

Come on, Perarasi

- Come with me - Start the bike

Where are you going?

If you are really a brave man try crossing this street

- Take her inside, ma - Leave me, amma

Listen to me, Arasi

'I said, let go of me'

- Amma - Bash him up

Maternal uncle is needed for any function, you better stay inside

Just because your son wished for it you don't pin your hopes on it

If this girl enters your house

'All of you have to exit then'

'That girl's stars are so aligned'

How dare you hit my brother-in-law?

Come, da Let's go

'If she ever steps into your home'

She will make her father-in-law and mother-in-law sit in a corner

'So says her horoscope'

Aiyo! She's going away

- Arasi - Arasi, stop

- Boss, don't let him go - She's going

She's going away

Give me the phone

Selvam, he won't leave our street

Hey, come on

Where are you?

Our hotel is over flowing with customers

Amma, buy 2 garlands and a sacred thread

Come to our Thondi Karuppan temple

Why? What for?

Her entire family rejected me

My Perarasi left her family for me

Aiyaiyo!

If she walks in, she'll ensure we walk out

Drop her wherever you are now

We don't want her

'Why are you in such a tearing hurry?'

You should never delay an auspicious event

As a welcome feast for Perarasi

Tell everyone the food is on the house

Bring my brother, sister and father to the temple

- Ask her to get me a saree - Yes

Amma, she is wearing a 'churidhar'

Bring a saree for her

What is this?

Will she elope with such miserliness?

We don't want that girl

Amma, what are you saying?

She has left home trusting me

Cut the call

Why? what happened?

It seems someone is coming to make us sit in a corner!

'Let us go'

Don't worry, dear We'll take good care of you

You don't worry, sister-in-law

- You can forsake anyone for my brother - 100%

Ragavardhini, her parents will be upset now

Be quiet for a while

Forget it, da

They will worry thinking about me for 2 weeks

After that, they will worry thinking about you for a lifetime

What?

"My packet of candy, come darling"

"Precious gem-tent for me to dwell in"

"You rubbed your vermillion mark igniting in me a love-spark"

"Come, da, my silver moon king"

"He speared me with his arrows loving"

"He held me close in his embrace Lulled me to sleep with gentle grace"

"I haven't set eyes on any girl like you"

"No other gaze has showered love so true"

"No other groom is such a catch to make this perfect a match"

"Million moons light up our skies until the next morning sunrise"

"I plead to you to surrender, my dear I demand even more when you are near"

"I hold you close with tender plea But I walk away, away from me"

"How many moles on our body? Wow! We searched and stamped all our love"

"Love escalates into moans breathless Don't you understand our love limitless?"

"Toddy plugged and hidden Wooing words not yet spoken"

"Stirs a yearning for an embrace fiery Don't you understand even this, tell me?"

I bathed just now

That's okay

'You fool!'

Come on, dance

'SHOP CLOSED FOR TODAY'

"My betel leaf curved creeper"

"Home-made explosive cracker"

"Like eyes firing bullets that swirl I lost my senses because of a girl"

"Amid our playful, prank-filled spree she came to cast her net in glee"

"Like teakwood carved with flair your body zapped me; unaware!"

"Your nose that plays naughty with me Take a break; then tempt me mercilessly"

"My rare masterpiece of art You are safe here in my heart"

"Reel out your commands now I will comply and satisfy you, my love"

"Treasure chest of love-drama Home sweet home of aroma"

"My life-blood, kisses sublime"

"God's boon till the end of time"

"I stammer as my heart flies Hiccups take me by total surprise"

"I am trapped soulful in your pranks playful"

"As you tease me, bit by bit I float on cloud nine to the hilt"

"I plead to you to surrender, my dear I demand even more when you are near"

"I hold you close with tender plea But I walk away, away from me"

"My packet of candy, come darling"

"Precious gem-tent for me to dwell in"

"You rubbed your vermillion mark igniting in me a love-spark"

"Come, da, my silver moon king"

"He speared me with his arrows loving"

"He held me close in his embrace Lulled me to sleep with gentle grace"

"In my heart and mind even if I carry you, my soul-find"

"Not a burden, you are my bliss A magic spell I never want to miss"

"In my heart and mind even if I carry you, my soul-find"

"Not a burden, you are my bliss A magic spell I never want to miss"

"I plead to you to surrender, my dear I demand even more when you are near"

"I hold you close with tender plea But I walk away, away from me"

'Without thinking how life will be with me'

You came because you wanted me

You'll scold your parents, 'You never pampered me like this'

That's how well I'll take care of you

What do you say, Perarasi?

We are in level 3 now

Where is your anklet to cast off evil eye?

Are you roaming around without it?

Do you know how many envy you, Perarasi?

'Wild imagination!'

Are you sleeping during the day?

You seem to have gained weight

Even you have a paunch now

Who?

Who has a paunch?

You must be boozing all night Did I ask you why?

I was stress-eating in your absence

When did I ever drink?

You beat me up, right? I'll show you my true colors

I'll puncture your Adam's apple!

First finish tonsuring that baby's head

Looks like a half-cut pineapple!

Why are you piling your ego, pride, prestige on this child's head?

Did both of you get married because you liked or disliked each other?

Uncle

Don't question my love, uncle

Wait, I'll prove it to you

[mobile ringing]

Hey! Give it back

Look how she has saved my name

- What is it? - Give it back

Read it, uncle

'My fellow'

Have you gone blind?

'Mad fellow'

She saved me as 'Mad fellow'

Are you mad at this?

Are you annoyed, uncle?

- Yes - Anyone will be offended, no?

Yes

But I am not angry

Because I like it

I like the fact my wife has saved my name so lovingly

What more can I do to prove my love to these people?

No matter what you reel out I have no plans to live with you

Just help me with the divorce process please

Am I not a good husband?

- Good lord! - Am I not a good son-in-law, uncle?

'Didn't I cherish Perarasi befitting her name?'

'Get lost!'

'Perarasi'

Am I a bad fellow like your parents claim?

Huh? Swear on God

Come with me, di

- Let go of my hand - I adore her so much

Step back I won't hesitate to shoot

Wretched fate! My bad karma!!

What's the point in repenting? We warned you long ago

And feeling bad now?

'Perarasi'

'Perarasi'

'Perarasi'

Mama...uncle! Come in, welcome

Come inside, uncle

So happy to see you, take a seat

Ma, look who's here Sit down, uncle

Amma, come outside My father-in-law is here

- Where is Perarasi? - Backyard, da

- Sit down, uncle - Where is Perarasi?

Welcome

PERARASI...!

WHAT IS THE MATTER, DAAA?

Arasangam uncle has come in search of us here

Is it to change the name in the ration card?

Hey! Not a Govt representative I meant your father!

My father-in-law

My father-in-law is here

'COME SOON'

We are so happy to have you here

I wondered what I'll achieve with this ego & false pride

I dropped by to say let's unite as a family

- Uncle, how is my mother-in-law? - She is fine

- What about my brother-in-law? - All fine

- Give him coffee - I offered

- I had before coming - Don't want anything?

- No...no, I'm good - Oh no!

- Uncle, I love you - What's this, son-in-law?

- 'I love you - Let me go'

Perarasi, uncle

Thanks, pa

Thank you for coming

Did you want to come only after you became a grandpa?

What is this, pa?

Your jewelry, dear

What is the need for all this, uncle?

The first 3 months of their marriage went by smoothly

I was surprised things were going so smoothly

Thambi, here

- Appa? - What is it?

- Amma - Apply it for me

Arasi?

Sit at the counter and keep accounts

- How much, pa? - '360 rupees'

What?

They think they belong to maestro Ilaiyaraja's family!

Who is this composer? Imman?

I'm A.R.Rahman

3 half-boiled eggs 4 'parottas'

1 ghee roast

'2 liver'

'1 crab fry'

1 mutton 'chukka'

My daughter-in-law at the counter has proved so auspicious

We made an extra profit of 5000

- Is that so, pa? - Yes, dear

My Perarasi is our lucky mascot, pa

I've been at the counter for 10 years But the newcomer is lucky mascot it seems!

Know what my father-in-law did? He asked me to manage the counter, ma

That's good news

He said today we made a profit of extra Rs 5000

He proudly said I'm their lucky mascot

If they ask you to work in their hotel

You should only manage the counter, okay?

'Hotel Perarasi'

'Ragavardhini Tiffin Center'

'Ragavardhini'

'Hello, dear nephew'

'Perarasi Hotel'

'Akka, come in'

My little nephew

- 'Master, 1 layered 'parotta' - Ready...ready'

Welcome

- Muthumani - Come in

Did you take the bus to come and see your grandma?

'Master'

4 'uthappam' for customer-bro

Eat, dear

- Arasi - 'Amma'

Refill water for everyone

'Sister-in-law'

Serve 'salna' in table #2

Hey! What is this?

- 'Sorry, anna' - 'Parotta' is on the leaf

Why are you pouring 'salna' on my hand?

If you feel like it feed it to your husband

I'll jab your mouth!

Yov! Just lick your hand and eat

Sister-in-law

Cater to the customers sitting at that table

What will you eat, anna?

What's on the menu?

Head curry, tripe curry, liver curry, blood stir-fry, mutton liver

- How are you? - I am fine

[reeling out the menu]

Amma

'Let it be'

Don't you have chicken?

Country chicken, chicken 'chettinad' gravy

Chicken 65, pepper chicken chili chicken, chicken lollipop

Do you have chicken brains?

What fish items do you have?

Spiny loach gravy, seer fish and murrel fish gravy

'Mudhal Mariyadhai' Cat fish gravy

Pomfret fry, anchovies fry, pepper fish boneless

Did you see how well I've trained your sis-in-law??

Look how my daughter has changed

'She has changed'?!

They have changed her

2 'parottas' for me

2 'parottas' for him

Will you bring me 2 omelets with extra onion?

You asked for the whole menu just to order this, bro?

- Look at my daughter - Welcome!

- 'Super, dear' - Master

I can tolerate even this

You know what they did after that?

Amma

The banana leaves haven't been cleared

Customers are coming, dear

Clear the banana leaves from the table

- 'What will you have? - 2 dosas'

'Dosa'

'Quick! Clean the table'

Good lord!

Perarasi, why are you clearing all this?

- Let it be, master - I'll do it, Perarasi

- Let go, sir - Why are you doing it?

- Let go, sir - Give it to me

LET GO, DA!

'What happened to the chicken I ordered?

1 shredded chicken

Ragavardhini?

Am I your unique queen or unpaid maid, da?

Tell me, da

Being the owner, how can you ask this, my precious?

Ready...ready

Aiyaiyo!

'Amma is upto her usual mischief'

Hey, Pottu

Perarasi, we are doing the dishes together

We'll finish this fast I'm here to lend a hand

Give me a scrub

Look here Scrub with love

Tender love and care!

Avarnam is the root cause of all problems

She brain-washed her daughter 24x7

And split the family into two

First think about leaving that joint family

Stay there for 2 days

Come home for 4 days

As if lecturing in person wasn't enough

She sermonized on the phone too

Your mother-in-law is venom, dear

Your sister-in-law

Visits often and kindles the flame

When all was fine with the hotel routine

Don't do any work

If they order you around, claim you got a headache, go and sleep

Did I get you married to work in their hotel?

Hey! Pile up some more!!

Perarasi madam

Don't chew my brain with the nonsense your mother and brother brainwash you with

'Don't torture me, madam'

Oh gawd! You are a fine one to preach!

Don't you pay me back the knocks on your head by your mother and sister, sir

I am equally frustrated, sir

Aiyo! Perarasi madam

I don't understand why I took you on my bike

I can't bear this torture, madam

Same goes for me, sir

Even I feel bad why on earth I rode pillion on your bike, sir

Of course, madam Why won't you say that?

- Don't talk - I won't talk

I won't talk, madam I won't, madam

- Shhhhh! - I am not talking

[muffled reply]

Go

Don't laugh, you fool!

I'll break your teeth Get out, da!

Why are you taking out your anger on my bro-in-law?

Whatever it is be upfront with me

- Say it to me - Aiyo! Madam

I'm not taking out my anger on my brother, madam

I'm not talking I'm not yelling

'I AM NOT SCREAMING MY THROAT HOARSE, MADAM'

Okay

Why won't you tell me about your beef with my brother?

Your elder brother, madam

If I start telling you what he did

That's it, madam That is it

He's a very 'nice chap' indeed!

[muffled tone]

Don't know why or how but we keep fighting

All will be well but some silly trigger, we'll fight

I'll try patching things up and we fight again

Even if I stay quiet like you we end up fighting

I can't bear it, brother-in-law

He doesn't just scold

He screams his throat hoarse!

MADAM, YOU'RE TORTURING ME'

'YOU'RE TORTURING ME TOO MUCH'

- Sir - TORTURE!

Don't yell at me, sir

- Talk normally - 'Talk'?

I was talking, madam

You made me yell

You made me start yelling, madam

I was talking

I was talking, right?

I was talking normally, no?

'You tell me Didn't she make me scream?'

Only if you don't talk it will be a miracle

I will have a point to make

Don't yell during business hours

Then he will be tongue-tied!

I lost, madam You won!

You won Forgive me, madam

Forgive me, madam Forgive me

He will fold his hands in surrender and walk away

Forgive me, madam You won, I accept, you won

1 half-boiled egg with extra pepper

A half-boiled egg with extra pepper

Who asked for half-boiled egg now?

HUH?

That too with extra pepper?

Did you guys open this hotel to earn money or engage in a fight?

Amma, I'm hungry

Me too

Be patient

None of us have eaten since morning

My children are hungry

That's true

Let's finish the tonsuring and then settle whatever the issue

Call Soman and ask him to come

'You are right, uncle'

It hurts to see my Magizh half-tonsured like this

Ask them to finish tonsuring, uncle

It hurts me too to see my baby like that

'So why don't you call Soman?'

Dai...dai...dai!

'Useless fellow!'

Tonsuring, eh?

- Yes, dear - What is it, brother?

Are you still praying, anna?

How long will these children wait here?

Is that so? We'll be home soon

We are leaving

Did you order 25 'biriyanis' I asked you to?

'Yes, I did'

From our Agasaveeran's hotel

Cutting the cake or eating 'biriyani' is a distant dream today!

Why did you do that?

His entire family is 'dum-cooking' their own 'biriyani' here!

'Hang up now'

Why is Soman not picking my call?

Perarasi

- Want one? - Get lost, da!

'Listen'

Your mother is also hungry since morning

It's because you poked your nose my family is in this position today

Why don't you stay put for a while?

Sri, both of you eat this

Soman has come

Tonsure that child's head We can mediate later

Come, my youngest son

As if it wasn't enough for them to drag our reputation to the police station

They have lugged it to our family deity here

- What is she doing? - She just can't keep quiet

Why are you even talking to them giving too much importance?

See that?

Look how he's insulting you

We'll finish the tonsure and go back home

Let your bold men come to Valanadu and show their valor

- Heard that? - Why can't you talk in our town?

They think they have royal blood!

Why should we come to your town?

- Are you such a big shot? - Why are you blabbering?

[overlap of angry voices]

Dai! Hey!

Dai! Stop it

Everything is done

It's all over, ox head

I thought it's a 20-20 match It turned into an one-day match

They are hitting well past the boundary

'You think you are a gangster now?'

- Brother - Ask him to keep quiet

- 'Don't talk - He's acting over-smart'

Hey! Put the gun down

Drop it, da

Put down the gun

- 'Listen to us - Drop the gun'

Dai, put it down!

Let go of me I said, leave me

Drop the gun, it may fire

Drop the gun

Drop it, I say!

- What is it? - I won't beat my son-in-law

- I will beat his brother! - Hit me

What kind of logic is this? Brand new point of view!

Hey!

'He hit my dear son'

I won't spare you, da

- Let go of me - 'Agasam'

'Aiyo, he's beating up my son'

Dai...dai!

Hey! Don't fight!

'Do not fight'

'Listen to me'

He is an elderly don!

Come here

- Kill him - Uncle

- Uncle, what are you doing? - Hey!

Let go of my son

- Drop it - You just won't listen

'Dai, Thambikanna'

- I keep telling you - Drop it, da

'Drop it'

Put it down

'Down, down Yes, that's it'

I was just playing, uncle

Madcap!

- You got scared? - I'll hit you

You...hey!

I will kill you

Uncle, I'll shoot

I mean it, uncle

STOP IT, PA!

Listen to me

Uncle

Oh dear!

Are you playing the fool? Put everything down!

What is this, uncle? Are you both equals?

Fighting with a youngster

You'll stab him to death?

Trying to frame me by calling the cops?

Rascals!

- Hey! Be quiet - What is it?

'Is this a temple or what?'

'You've been yelling ever since you arrived'

'No one is able to pray in peace!'

- You there! - Sir?

Why is 'Thief' Kumar calling?

- Hello? - Sir

A murder is about to take place in Thoondi Karupu temple

A massive fight

Murder? Why?

It's a dispute between 2 families, sir

- You know Master Agasaveeran? - 'Yes'

Between him and his father-in-law

Let them fight and die

Aren't you 'Thief' Kumar? No, no...Poonganagar Kumar, right?

Yes, is that relevant now, sir?

Come quickly, sir

Hey! Who are you calling?

- My 'in-law'! - You said he died last week

- Boss, I'm Soman - 'Yes, tell me'

They beat me up, sir

Why did they bash you?

They called me to tonsure a baby's head

- Who called? - His wife

Why did his wife call you?

Sir

Husband and wife are fighting They've been separated for 3 months

Bring some jerky

Don't gape at me

Soman, are you there?

Still alive and kicking!

Will you talk after you enjoy your meal?!

You continue

That's a different track

I tonsured half a baby's head Doesn't look like they will compromise

On top of it they keep hitting me

I'll come with men from our union now

Be brave

President, vice president, secretary, assistant secretary

All of you, come together, sir

Okay

By the way

Did you pay your union subscription?

'I did, sir I never miss doing so'

Okay..okay

The whole family went behind my back to the temple

I won't come

Agasam and his brother are beating your parents

'They took the baby and refuse to give her back'

They are depriving the baby of milk She will faint from hunger very soon

Wherever you are get here now

I'll be there

I'll chop them to bits and pieces!

Bro-in-law, where are you?

I'm in the midst of a tonsure

More likely, being tortured!

Some random chap has hit you

And you ran to our union for help

Why didn't you cut off his leg or hand?

Despite 5 brothers, my sister is sitting at home teary eyed

We are coming right now from our hunt with our guns

Yes...come on, brothers-in-law

What is the matter, boss?

Agasaveeran beat you up that day, right?

Want to take revenge on him?

Hey! Let's get going

'Take all the weapons Must be something drastic'

What's the matter, uncle?

Leaving half way?

Get going

You'll face it

Agasam, your brother-in-law has got his rowdies to beat you up

Soman's union members and brothers-in-law are surging like an army

- Okay, let them come - Call a truce, let it go

No matter who it is let them all come

Anna..anna

I bought a new bike, anna

Sweet?

Drive safe

- 'Akka, laddu?' - Get lost!

Anna, have a sweet

- I bought a new bike - Get lost, da!

Lord Karuppa!

A huge army is surging to kill me in your temple

Lend me Your billhook machete

I'll imprint my signature and return it

- Agasam, what are you doing? - Give me my baby

Someone is coming to take my child

- Let me see how he succeeds - Agasam!

Hey! Don't go to such extremes

Dai! Stop him

'You are all just simply watching'

- 'Someone grab the machete from him - Where are you going?'

He's holding the baby too

Seems like he'll frame us in a murder case

Come on, all of you

I don't care how many

All of you come

You've never seen an one-man-show, right?

Today is your lucky day!

Wait and see!

Come on Face to face!

I don't care how big a big shot he may be

I'll chop him into bits

Not sure into how many pieces!

My son doesn't worry about anything

He never gets scared nor does he get perturbed

She came and changed his life topsy-turvy!

What a bad match for my beloved son!

Come...come...come on

- I am fired up, come on - Agasam

Agasam!

MLA and Chairman are coming Throw that machete down

MLA politician?

'Why is he coming?'

Why is the entire union marching adversely in full force?

Wonder what is in store!

Welcome, sir

- Hey! Can you repair it or not? - Sir

I'm looking into it, sir

Unfit to graze even donkeys!

Due to your arrival, they have stopped the tonsure half way

Sir...sir

Our entire family voted for you, sir

Both families are at loggerheads

Either help us unite or separate us, sir

Madam, MLA is on a vow of silence today

He won't talk

I

- President - 'We have a meeting, sir'

Councilor

Understood, understood

We will talk and resolve this

Sir, they are beating me

They won't help you Get lost!

They mess up the happiest of families

This family is already messed up

Wonder if they can do any more damage!

Hello, Agasam?

You seem to be having a 'jolly' time

Yes, sir

Pudukotta, you are also here?

Did they give you also a role in this fight?

I came to the temple, uncle They dragged me into this mess

'You too?'

Porselvan brother

What?

If we have a peg or two it will make things easier

Is this the time to booze?

Once we are there, we have to face a lot of family sentiments

Fighting gets easier when we are a bit tipsy

Just 2 minutes

Go

Come fast

Hey! Get lost!

Hey, you! Arasi

I thought you were a sensible girl who knows all protocols

You keep stirring up trouble with a capital T

Why were you separated for 3 months?

Tell us

They will never disclose that alone

She's always finding excuses to run to her parents' house

Why, bro-law?

Half-boil parcel

Has she taken off in 1st gear?

See, shifted to 2nd gear now

Sister-in-law

- Amma - Let her go, da

Can't the hotel or this family function without her?

Perarasi, this is your house Where are you going?

Wait, I'll talk to my mother

Why are you begging her, da?

Let her go, da

Hey, Pottu! You drove my wife away

Are you happy now?

He chose a wife who is one of a kind indeed!

What? What did you say?

What...hahn?

What did you say? In case my wife doesn't come home

- You'll get it from me once I am back - Ram the bike on your wife

Happy now? Go back home

- Go deal with her - I'll be back

I don't want to see you here

Ask her to go back to her house

She keeps causing trouble Let me live with my wife in peace

[song from 'Cuckoo']

Change the damn song

What do you do when Arasi walks out in a huff?

Aiyaiyo!

Anna, your 'Valanadu Express' has left Go and fetch-

What is this?

This is horrible, anna

How can you be scared of her?

[muffled shouts in despair]

Get lost!

Hey, you drunkard!

I'm not a drunkard I am a family man

You'll be blessed Just run over me

Come on Just do it

Kill me

Come on

No one can stop me from dying

Why are you sleeping here? Why don't you go and sleep inside?

Don't yell, he is meditating to control his anger

Ask him to sit on the roof and do so

Won't he get poked by the thatch?

Ma, I'm meditating

Just go away

GO!

Praise be to Lord Shiva!

Not just meditation

Even if you do penance for 1000 years and become a sage

You can never control your anger

- Amma - Get lost!

[nonsensical rhyme]

Anna, why are you breaking the phone?

Get lost! I'll break your head

What are the ways you'll pacify your wife?

Perarasi

Where are you?

Hey!

Perarasi

'Where are you?'

HEY!

'Perarasi'

What did I do?

You keep walking out on me for whatever mischief they are up to

Perarasi

Why don't you understand me?

Perarasi?

Come out wherever you are

Should Agasaveeran cry like this?

Hit me

But don't walk out on me

Did I bring home a wife to do your household chores?

My wife walked out of her house for my sake

If you want, hire someone to work in the hotel

Or shut down the hotel

Who is he yelling at?

My wife won't work in this house hereafter

You hear me?

Height of injustice!

He fell at my feet all along and praised me

Your feet too?

- Yes - Aiyaiyo!

Are your tender feet hurting?

These people make you work day and night

These soft feet run around from the time you get up

- Your satin-soft feet! - Don't act, sir

Don't doubt my love, my precious

Sir

Don't touch me, sir

I love you, Perarasi

Take your hands off

- Perarasi - Shhhhhh!

Perarasi?

Hit me Kill me

As if you don't have the right?

Don't call me 'sir'

Why are you 'madam'ing me then?

Don't you like it when I call you 'madam'?

- I don't - You don't like it?

- I don't - My beloved queen hates it?

Hey! Shut up Don't wake up the town

Get lost!

There is no dog there What are you shooing?

The ones making the noise will know who I'm shooing

"Hot dosa for you tasty"

- Son - "My grandma made it for me"

Your wife doesn't pay heed to my words nor your father's-

'Athai'

'Mother-in-law' huh?

Then what? We are related only by law

As if you can become my mother!

Oh!

Your wife doesn't like me visiting you, anna

Ragavardhini always comes with a ticking time bomb!

Son, your wife is always back-answering everyone

She questions even me, why or for what joy?

She will stay here 3 days a week

Visit her mother 4 days a week

Look, her wheels are on the go again

Arasi, stop

- Stay, my dear - Appa, madam won't listen to us

Please go, madam

Take some money to spend

You shut up, sir

Listen, dear

A pregnant woman is stepping out in this hour

- You're simply sitting - Is this new?

Let her go, pa

Son, your father is advising you

Why are you still as a statue? Go and call your wife

You put a spoke and then act dumb?

- I'll hit you - 'Good wife' indeed!

Shut up and go back to your husband

She'll start walking faster as soon as she sees us

'I was bang on?'

Perarasi! Hey!

Get inside

Perarasi, do you have to leave?

- Ticket? - Random strangers sit beside me

- Won't you question it? - Is that so?

Get up and sit elsewhere

- What? - She's my wife, anna

Still, she seems furious Sit there till she calms down

Come on, I say

Sit here

Madam, ticket

- Madam, ticket? - He will buy, go

Who? That 'random stranger'?

Where to?

'Brother, I'm asking you'

Hello! Where to?

Anna

This town, anna

'Which town?'

I can't recall the name

This town is after that one

Tell me the name?

Did you come for my wedding?

I don't even know who you are

'Come on, think...think hard'

It's stuck in my throat but not spilling out, bro

- Come on...spit it out - Ask her...ask her

- Ask her - Who forgets his wife's hometown?

Is it Kodikulam, Vellaripattu, or Maangulam? Tell me

Anna, you know

It is a film starring MGR

'Nadu' N-Na...?

Nam Nadu, anna

What? 'Nam Nadu'?

It's Valanadu

Yes, it is Valanadu, anna

'You are the limit!'

Take this Move aside

'Both of them are competing for National awards!

[song from 'Good Night']

Let go- Move your hand

Take your hand off!

What is this town?

Swarming with mosquitoes!

Why are you here at this time?

Oh! Son-in-law is here too

Come in, you are here at the right time

Murrel fish gravy

Uncle, I haven't come here to feast

You daughter got upset and left home

'I tried consoling her but had no luck'

So I came to ensure she reached safe

- I'll take leave - Aiyo! My daughter is-

- Son-in-law - Don't get upset

How can you leave without eating?

- Come in - No, uncle

I apologize on her behalf

Why, uncle?

Fussing too much over him!

- Come on in - Okay, uncle

- I'm feeling awkward - Give him a 'veshti'

- No, uncle - Where are you going?

Uncle, I'll wash my hands

Okay, go wash Avarnam, get a 'veshti'

He is fussy about wearing other people's clothes

The bag I brought has a change of dress

Give it to him

What are you staring at?

Don't you know that mad fellow will follow this madcap faithfully?

What is your problem with our son-in-law?

My brother won't tell us Neither will that mad fellow

Sit down, 'maapillai'

Too much tamarind, ma

Only fish gravy? No fish fry?

Is it too much of a pain to fry some fish?

'Eat, 'maapillai' She is always like that'

What are you deep in thought about?

Enjoy your meal

Uncle, you visit your father-in-law

Your brother-in-law doesn't welcome you

Doesn't even look at you

Doesn't ask you to eat

He walks out in a huff

Will you eat, uncle?

I...I under-

I will eat, uncle

I will eat for the sake of my Perarasi and her parents

This doesn't mean I am shameless!

It shows the affection I have for you

I will do anything for my beloved wife, uncle

She doesn't understand me

Perarasi Perarasi!

Drink water

Uncle, serve me some more

Pottu, is he still wooing her?

Who? Your son?

He must have had his fill of curry at his in-laws' house

He will be wrapped around his wife's finger

[song from 'Sivappu Malli']

They don't look like they fought

'Today is a holiday'

- They 'hung' us on the lurch! - We must do something about them

Son-in-law, here's your tea

Thank you, uncle

'Maapillai'

You aren't upset, are you?

Our life is moving on oiled wheels, don't get confused

This will be a regular scene hereafter

You aren't upset, are you?

Huh? Okay

Also, uncle

Yesterday's fish gravy will taste better today

Shall I ask my wife to make 'dosas'?

3 'dosas' and 1 omelet, uncle

- Onions in omelet? - Fried onions

Uncle

You are a good man, uncle

- You are 24 carat gold, 'maapillai' - Okay, uncle

'You are 24 carat gold, 'maapillai'

Look at this, Magizh?

- 'How is appa's magic? - Listen up'

We have no ties or bonds with them whatsoever hereafter

I don't intend sending my daughter to that house again

Arasi, what do you have to say about this?

Separate us legally

Divorce?

What did we deprive your daughter of?

Sir, come home and see for yourself

A cupboard full of saris

30 saris for 30 days

She wears it only once

She repeats a sari only after 30 days

Festival of lights Harvest festival

A family who can't even afford a night dress for Rs 40

Why are you glaring at us?

Your daughter can't sleep without an air conditioner

She's unable to sleep it seems if the AC is at 24 or 25 degrees

She sleeps like a log only at 16 degrees it seems

The room has to be cold like Kodaikanal it seems

- That spray stuff? - Scent?

'That alone, she has a collection of 28 sets'

He has bought each scent loaded with love in every spray

My dearest son

Has he ever bought one for himself?

He sprays only his wife's scent

30 sets of silver anklets

She prances around showing-off swaying her hips

How is this possible? And inner wear?

- How can you- - Ma...!

Amma!!

Why are you bragging about it?

Who did I do it for?

For my beloved queen

No matter how much ever good I do thanks to my blessed horoscope

I'm destined to earn a bad name I can't do anything about it

You forgot the baby shower I organized

Not one chap would have done it with such flair

I gave her the best baby shower ever Didn't I, Perarasi?

The mother can't brag

But the husband can, A to Z!

Go ahead

"My empress, love of my life always"

"Without you, I'm lost in empty space"

"I stood in the cool air, dear drawn by your vibrant words I hear"

"When you come near me my scent fills to the nth degree"

"My beloved pure milky river My endearing bundle of joyful error"

"My only root of existence I blossom in exuberance"

I asked my queen for a princess

She gave me a mini goddess

My very own angel

"My bubbling stream, milky white My golden chariot, my heart's delight"

"My love-squabbling wifey Happily I let you arrest me"

"My breath seems entangled forever My befuddled mind starts to stammer"

"When you and I become 'we' I love to act a bit pricey"

"Always a part of me is your shadow Don't let even your fingertip say no"

"Bringing you back to my embrace my heart overflows to the brim always"

"My beloved pure milky river My endearing bundle of joyful error"

"My only root of existence I blossom in exuberance"

'Hotel Perarasi'

"Even when my eyes drift to sleep, my dear"

"You bound away with my heart like a deer"

"Like a flower upon a bloom so fair I lift you gently with love & care"

"Without a speck or thorn on your skin I held you close; my heart in a dizzy spin"

"Shall we unite, you and me right from today till eternity?"

"Take me beyond this world in love's sweet sway untold"

This is grandpa's hair

Appa's eyes

Aunt's mouth

Grandma's ears

But on the whole?

Xerox copy of Perarasi!

Kiss your father?

"My beloved pure milky river My endearing bundle of joyful error"

"My only root of existence I blossom in exuberance"

My business should be good today, Karuppa

Amma will come home with us Lie down and sleep

Hurry up, looks like you will be brewing that coffee till evening!

Anna, coffee

Coffee?

We'll get 5 lakhs if we attend that meeting

Trying to mediate for these people is a sheer waste of time

- Let's go, anna - Tell us the damn reason

We have work to do too

Ma, please talk softly Baby is sleeping

May not be drastic for the couple to split

- Bound to be petty- - Dai!

Baby is sleeping Talk softly

Bound to be petty or trivial

Is this tone okay?

We gave 20 sovereigns of jewelry

We gave Rs 200000 for him to buy a car

If we question it erupts into a fight

You gave, no? Tell them, dear

Yes, the millions they gave

'And 1000 sovereigns of gold helped us develop our hotel!'

Stop bragging

As if it's a 5-star hotel!

It's literally a street food mobile eatery

They told us he is a double M.A He failed even 10th grade!

They told us 'own house' But its a choultry taken for lease

Hotel it seems! It's open on all sides for dogs to barge in

Blowing an invisible trumpet!

Did I go through delivery pains for you to hit my son?

- Shut up - I'll break your hand

Come here, dear Come to grandma

Logu

- On top of it, they hang a bizarre board - What is it?

'Hotel closed today due to unresolved argument'

'This hotel is for sale'

Sir, tea or coffee?

- Sorry - Get lost!

Ask them to return the money and jewelry we gave

After that, we'll tell them when our daughter will return

Agasam

What do you say?

I'll return the money tomorrow

No, anna

Let us return it today, right now

Looks like Thambi has his own jolly agenda!

I'm here Right outside

- Appa? - What?

We should redeem the jewelry and fling it on their face right now

Dai!

How will we get that much money right away?

Appa, we can fall at anyone's feet

But we shouldn't be at the mercy of their insults

The whole town is watching

So humiliating, pa

Uncle?

Don't know whom to ask, 'mappillai'

If we can redeem the jewelry out we will be closer to a solution

Father-in-law, if we return their jewelry

Ask them if they will give the divorce papers right away

I'll handle the rest

- What do you say? - Alright, son-in-law

'Forget that'

'If you are so loving and giving'

Why didn't you come to see my baby and me for 3 months, da?

Get lost!

Tell me...huh?

Why didn't you come to fetch me?

Not a night went past without me crying before I slept

Now...acting, eh?

- Pretending...acting? - Hit me...hit

Hit me

This is how you act and fool me in the bargain

I begged my family, dear

My mother is the one who ruined my marriage

Should you be the one to beg her back every time?

Wait, da

She charged away on 4th gear, no?

Won't her wheels know the way back home?

Will her father lose his crown if she returns of her own accord?

As if only they were born with pride and prestige

We lack all that, you see!

Go, son...go

- It won't work in my favor now, ma - Okay, dear

I have made fish curry Will you have some?

Poison me Just poison me

I'll eat it and die Just poison me, ma

'I'll eat it and die'

She will always say this and stop me from bringing you

Know how many times I've come to your street

But returned because of false values like ego, pride, prestige

I made a mistake

Hit me with this slipper

Want me to fall at your feet?

'Look at this, my youngest son'

How henpecked he is!

- Lower your tone - Just shut up

Did I teach you all this?

Before I can put a knife to her throat

He'll thrust his throat near the knife

Same mouth which uses cuss words also recites sacred chants!

Let her rot wherever she wishes

Let's go home, da

My mother holds a PhD the art of bugging people, uncle

No one in this district can beat her hollow

I'll be happy for many days

But I'll act very sad in front of my mother

If I just smile at my wife, that's it

My mother will puke from her intestines

- My family will be mincemeat that day - 'Get lost, idiot!'

The next time when you come to me for a favor, I'll get even with you

Looks like Pottu has her own jolly agenda too!

Sir, my brother-in-law and his wife want to go their separate ways

Do whatever you can legally to conclude it

- Resolve this issue right away - Consider it done

Baby

You woke up?

Did you sleep well, princess?

- 'Magizh' - Amma

Do you want your amma?

Shall we take our amma home?

[baby babbles]

In your dreams!

'Amma'

Tell me this

Will your father and you lose face if you come home now?

How many calls, messages, and voice notes I sent!

Did you reply to any of them?

Did you reply?

Why didn't you come back?

You were the one who walked out, right?

Come, youngest son Let's go

- 'Get the baby' - Go

- Aunt - All of you, go

- 'Where are you taking the baby?' - Go

- Which baby? - Are we kidnapping some random baby?

[commotion]

- Stop it! - Hey!

- Let them fight - Shut up!

I'll seal your mouth with mud!

- In front of 3 wretched persons - Dai!

In front of 3 respected elders why are you fighting?

You think this is a temple or a cowshed?

Get out, all of you

'Go'

Brother

I'll pray for your brother and his wife to reunite

So?

Pay me, brother

Who asked you to come here?

Wherever the Councilor and President go

They send me their location

And I arrive

I don't have Google Pay

- I'm fine with cash too, brother - Pcccht! Go, da

Sir, ready

If this breaks down on the way again!

Hey! How long, I say?

Come, da

Just 2 minutes

Pchtt!

Will you listen to us or not?

Your Honor, I'll comply to everything you say

I'll be happy if you reunite my family

Ponappa, what do you say?

You tell us

- We will accept - Okay

- 'Hello?' - What is it?

Why are you calling so many times?

I have redeemed the jewelry

Give them the phone Put it on speaker

- Is that so? - 'Yes, pass the phone'

- 'Hello?' - Sembaiyya

We have spoken to both the families

What we have decided is-

'You needn't decide anything'

We have got the jewelry My son-in-law is bringing it

Take it and send

And send my daughter-in-law and granddaughter

Look here

We'll accept the jewelry and money

But we can't send you our granddaughter

What? You can't send her?

What did they say? Just give me the phone

You only care about money and jewelry

'Not bothered about my brother and his wife's happiness, huh?'

Even the sister seems to be adding fuel happily!

Bring back anni and baby

My daughter will stay with me

If you reunite my wife-

Hey! Hang up

If you reunite my wife and me I'll be happy

Try taking my child against my will

'You think I'm all talk?'

- 'I'll take my grandchild away - Don't test my patience'

We've reached the temple, brother

Where is everyone?

This isn't Thoondi Karuppu temple

This seems to be some other temple

Call our brother-in-law

Where are you now?

You got me all riled up to fight

What route did you send us?

Google 'akka' brought us elsewhere

We are at Kollakurichi Karuppu temple

Why don't you visit Kerala while you are there?!

You've gone 19 km farther

Whaaat?

Come soon, brother-in-law

I should slap him at least once

Not with 'headphones'

But slap him with a phone

Hurry up, bro-in-law

We'll zip zap zoom Start the jeep

My brother-in-law is upset

O' Lord Karuppu! A sacrifice is pending for you

- You are dead meat- - I'll kill you

He's annoying me

Come on, da

I'm so infuriated I'll kill everyone!

Perarasi

Come here

Come here, di

He's calling you, right? Come, dear

What is it, dear?

Are you still angry?

When we glance back at our life we shouldn't hate it with deep disgust

Enough, dear

I can't take anymore humiliation

Come, let's go back home together

Keep dreaming She will follow you!

- Avarnam, be quiet - She can't trust you

- Come here - 'Avarnam'

Good god! This woman really seems to be trouble with a capital T

Won't you let your daughter be happy?

How can you say that?

Huh? What about your relatives? Are they all beyond any blame?

You're being so righteous Will you put up with this family?

You are a fine one to ask?!

Look at you yelling like you have a speaker inside

- What are you saying? - Listen to me

Will you please listen to me?

We didn't come here to fight

We came to seek blessings on our son's birthday

They are not our relatives

They are just acquaintances from our home town

We came to resolve the fight

Let's go home

How will you go? As if they will let you?

It has been 4 years

Since my sister fought and came back home

Her husband isn't alcoholic or abusive

A small fight that started this way got magnified

'We went to the station, then court'

Today my sister is staying with me

'My relatives belittle her husband'

'His relatives deride my sister'

'Everyone took it in their stride that they had separated'

'But no one thought of resolving and reuniting them'

We didn't want history to repeat itself for you too

Your sister shouldn't be left alone like my sister is going through

Is that wrong?

No matter how big a problem talking for 2 minutes will resolve it

But we don't talk

Because of ego

If we were wrong in coming here, forgive us

Forgive me, Agasam

- Uncle, sorry - Forgive me

We have overstayed our welcome

- Where are the kids? - Uncle, sorry

- Let it pass - Sri

They must be around

Sri...?

Adhira

Sri

- 'Sri' - Adhira

Dai, Agasam Her brother is coming

You...!

Porselva

Come, da

Hey, what happened?

Perarasi, stop!

What is the problem? Tell me, dear

Me being alive is a problem for your family and you

What happened now, di?

If you didn't like me you could've just said so!

What did I do?

Oh! As if you don't know anything!

You agreed to marry your uncle's daughter

Sneaky fellow!

You are ready for a 2nd marriage

Why are you acting clueless?

How will I re-marry, my queen? Even if I say so, will you believe me?

- Perarasi, I love you - Let me go

Hey, I love you

Ma! Pottu!

What did you do?

- Dai, don't act! - What is she saying, ma?

I'll burn your face on the 'parotta' iron pan!

Your mother anointed her with flowers and vermillion

Apparently you exchanged rings with initials engraved

Appa, what is all this?

Yes, da, my younger brother said he wants his daughter to marry my son

Azhagi agreed too We have finalized it

What is her problem?

Is it your 'divine antic'?

Whom did you ask before finalizing?

Whom should I ask?

How long will you fling a towel that spells trouble on your shoulder?

One day with her feels like eternity!

She loves to sit cross-legged like royalty at the cash counter, eh?

The day you married her your face lost its charm and charisma

You look like it's the end of the world, all the time

Ma, what's wrong with my face?

Did I ask you to do all this? I am happy, right?

'Trying to break my marriage?'

Perarasi, she's acting Don't believe my amma

I love you, Perarasi I love you, di

- Hands off! - I love you, dear

You always had an eye on her

She's ready now it seems

My rival in bed, my foot!

Whenever she walked in here all decked up for 'parotta' and 'poori'

I should've slapped her with my slipper

'We went to Palani, amma asked me to give you God's offering'

'We went to Thirupati Amma asked me to give you laddu'

Give me, dear

'We went to Tiruchendur Amma asked me to give you holy ash'

'Whenever she came I should've sliced her into two'

How could I have been so naïve?

- Naïve indeed! - Amma

Dai!

I'll chop all of you to bits and go to jail

I am not Arasangam's daughter!

It isn't such a big deal Perarasi

Hey!

- 'I swear you are- - Amma, why?

- Give me my child - Arasi

- Don't get angry - My child and I will get lost

Don't give her the child, pa

- Uncle, I want my child - No, don't do it

- Don't do it - Give her to me

- Perarasi - Hey!

- Let's sort it out - 'Let her go!'

- It's nothing, baby is crying - Leave me

- Don't beg her - Let me go, moron!

Let me hold our baby Give her to me

Go

[mobile ringing]

[mobile ringing continues]

- Must be something important - It's nothing

Dai, anna

You won't talk to me

Nor will you answer my calls

'I want to die'

'Come and cremate me'

Madam, if you want to die do so in your mother's house

Are you lamenting over the phone?

Let him come I'll see who has the guts

You are such a drama queen! You think this will help the family?

I blame my son for pampering you and calling you 'madam' every 2nd second!

'Am I the drama queen or you?'

'Shut up!'

What is it?

Forgive me, da

For coming here without listening to you

Bring all your slippers here

Hit me till the slippers tear But take me back home

Stop crying and tell me what happened

If I stay here

For my husband's wedding

They may even ask me to bless the couple!

'Come and take me back quickly, da'

I'm coming Hang up now

What happened?

Solid performance!

Your daughter-in-law deserves an Oscar!

I'll smash your face into minced 'parotta'

Chi! Get lost!

Rot in hell and die

I'll cut your legs and hands

- Don't act smart with us - What happened, ma?

- Perarasi? - Your wife hit my daughter

- Hey! Perarasi! - Reprimand her

Open the door Are you insane?

Are you mad? Why are you not patient?

You didn't pass my test

She sent you money through Google Pay

You sent her a heart emoji in return

She's my cousin and I'm fond of her

- Since we were young.. - 2 eggs in the 'parotta' for everyone

'For her it is 4!'

What's going on here?

Akka, if I just nod my head and say 'yes'

He will marry me in a jiffy, watch out

Say 'yes' We can get married

Shall I marry her?

Go and marry her

She's burning with jealousy

'Yes, dear'

'She is hiding it very well'

What has happened to you?

How often have you gone back to your parents?

Did I not chase you like a dog?

Why are you doubting me?

- Perarasi - Oh gawd!

Don't touch me!

Go and marry your uncle's daughter

I'll drink poison

I'll blame your family as the reason for my death

All of you will be counting bars-

Why are you going over the top, huh?

- Getting out of hand? - Take your hands off

I would rather die than stay married to you

I'll die Kill me!

I should be the one to die for marrying you

I will die

Hug my photo once I die

Good lord!

She is torturing my son and giving him hell

Which inauspicious time did she come into his life?

Go and die Go, da!

I'll go, di

Go and die!

- Anna - Let me go

- Where are you going? - 'I said leave me alone!'

'We can drive her out of the house'

'Why are you walking away?'

Don't cry, dear

'For the rage that's erupting in me'

- Where are you going? - Take care of my child

- Come, run over me - 'Lunatic!'

- Kill me - 'You son of a moron!'

'Drunk as a skunk early in the morning'

Move aside and die

'Drainage...eww!'

Is someone there?

[baby babbles]

Arasi?

Magizh, get up

Where is amma?

- Give me the baby - Arasi

- Don't touch her - Give her to me

- She'll get scared - Hands off me!

Why are you pushing my father?

Move aside Arasi!

- I said, give her to me - Dai!

First, you get out

You deaf or what?

How dare you slap him!

Brother and sister enacting a drama?

Listen, both of you stop messing with me

- 'Call my sister out - I said, get out'

My brother will chop your hands off!

- 'Give my niece - Appa, you come'

- Give the baby, eh? - Wreaking havoc in my house?

- How dare you! - Appa, come back

'Thambi, my son'

- Dai! - Aiyaiyo!

Yov! Sembaiyya

Appa

If my son is here he will kill you

- 'Leave before he comes' - I've been warning you

- Agasam...! - My dear amma, Pottu

AMMA

Aiyo! Amma

What happened, ma? Are you hurt?

'Finish him off'

'This hotel is like a temple for us'

'Why are you doing this?'

'My son'

PERARASI

'Aiyo, amma!'

Let go of appa

- Aiyaiyo! - 'Get up, pa'

Go away!

- Let go of Magizh - I said 'give me the baby'

What are all of you doing?

- 'Give me Magizh' - Amma...!

Give her to me

Ox head brother Dai!

Destroy everything, da

'Arasi, please don't go'

- Ask them to stop - Come

- What are you doing? - Give me the baby, get inside

Go inside

'You are making a huge mistake'

Amma...!

Start the truck

Come on Get going

Why did you do this?

You were the one who asked me to take you away

So? Will you beat everyone like this?

I only asked appa and you to come

Who is that? Yelling from inside the well?

I'm Sembaiyya's son ' Parotta' hotelier's son

Throw me a rope, grandpa

The day you stepped into his house we lost our peace

When you are there, you want to come here When you are here, you want to go there

Pccht! Baby is-

- Dai! What? - 'Anna'

What happened?

Your brother-in-law came, beat us up and took your wife and child away

Brother

'Son, look at your sister'

'He broke your father's leg'

Given a chance he would've killed all of us

Leave her, once and for all

We don't need her, son

Porselvam doesn't seem to be a good chap, da

You should only listen to what I say

That includes you, pa

What you both did that day was wrong

- Hey! - I told you so many times

Listen to me Everyone is watching

Get inside, go

See, he keeps calling

If he gets to know I'm scared of the repercussion

His mother and sister make me sizzle with anger

But he is innocent, ma

He is stuck between his mother and me

Just shut up!

As if he is 24 carat gold

They are not answering

- Agasam - He laid his hands on you

- Don't, son - Want me to let it go?

- Anna, I'll come with you - Agasam, don't do this

'Listen to us'

He's in for trouble today

Go inside, pa Take care of Arasi

I'll handle him

What? Has he come into town?

Wait, I'll tell my men

If I get hold of him he is dead meat

Where is Porselvam?

Dai, Porselvam

Porselvam

PORSELVAAA...!

PERARASI!

Uncle Arasangam!

[mobile ringing]

Hello?

Inspector of Valanadu Women's Police Station here

- Is this Agasaveeran? - Speaking

A complaint has been filed against you for torturing your wife and her family

I should interrogate Come to the station

- My wife? - 'Yes'

No chance She'll never do that

We'll talk in person

Come with your family

'He's coming'

PERARASI

Madam

My Perarasi wouldn't have complained, madam

I'm her husband, madam

- Where is she, madam? - 'She doesn't wish to see you'

If you dare lay a hand on your wife hereafter

I'll break your hand

Write down, you won't disturb her again

Madam, what are you saying?

Look at my bandage Look at my husband's leg

Look at my daughter

He beat us up with the help of rowdies

And took my granddaughter and daughter-in-law

You are threatening to break my son's hand

Shut up, lady, then why didn't you complain first?

Madam, it's our family issue

We will sort it out at home

Why did she come to the station? You had better write and leave

They hit my entire family

I'll break your ribs

- Hey - 'No one should go home and pester her'

'Just sign and leave quietly'

I'll see you in court, madam

I care two hoots! Get out first!

Come

Look where 'madam' has brought us?

'Listen to me carefully'

'If Lord Shiva cannot, no human can'

Go to a Shiva temple to the east of your house

Circumambulate His shrine 108 times

"Queen of my heart always Salty tears trickle down my face"

'Do this for 108 days'

"In my chest, a lump begins to rise A tight knot of emotion I can't disguise"

"Where are you, my love? Why are you not by my side now?"

'If you and your wife should reunite'

'Spend a full moon night'

"My beloved swan so beautiful My thoughts are on fire uncontrollable"

"Your sandalwood scented smile pinches my soul daily; all the while"

"Churns up old memories precious Killing me softly; continuous"

"Spears my soul true My heart and mind too"

"(S)tumbling in tears of pain"

"I stood in solitary silence in vain because of you, all over again"

"Rejected by your family Like a fish out of water, lonely"

[mobile ringing]

I shouldn't have left him like that

Don't know how I'll face him now

'At least, you could have gone back, if you feel so bad?'

'I feel terrible'

But why didn't he come?

I agree, I made a mistake

[baby babbles]

What wrong did my baby do?

He didn't come to see her either

[baby babbles]

"I bought jasmine to grace your hair Where are you, my love beyond compare?"

"My porch steps seem dark now Awaiting my one and only love"

"I cannot blame you, my soul mate I have no strength to accept my fate"

"Forgive me for my trespasses My queen, my love-goddess"

Truth be told, as per your horoscope you have no other go but to beg for alms

Go to Tiruvannamalai Circumambulate the hill

'If you wish to avoid the court steps you must climb the temple steps!'

"From a heart with tainted stain I cry out, pleading through the pain"

"From this crazed state; in vain I beg of you to come back to me again"

'Give me some alms'

"Come back to me willingly"

"To my hands and home lovingly"

"I stood lost and forlorn because of you; all alone"

"Not accepted by your family Stuck like a sore thumb, lonely"

"What harm did I do, tell me?"

"I am at fault; I agree"

'Feed 10 poor people with the money you collect'

'You also eat and go home'

'Your wife and child will come looking for you'

Do you need all this?

Even if I say horoscope is fake, fraud, 'horror'scope'

'...which fool believes me?'

Will you listen to any crap they reel out?

Are you brainless or what?

Yes, I have lost my senses

I abandoned my baby and I'm stuck with this hell hole of a hotel

I look at my wife and child's photo 200 times every single day

I go to temples 200-300 km away

So close to us They are just 24 km away

But my self-respect is stopping me from seeing her

'I am an egoistic good-for-nothing fellow'

The wife who means the whole world

The child being outcome of love

Don't know how one can live without them

Appa, I'm unable to bear this plight I am in

I just can't take it anymore

PORSELVAM!

You are dead meat today

Porselvam, listen to me

[commotion]

Let me see who is better today

'Drop the machetes, both of you'

- Listen to me - I swear I'll kill you

[commotion continues]

Stop it...stop it

- Stop it - Stop it, man

What the hell do you think of yourselves? How dare you hit the temple Trustee?

You think all of us are jobless?

I came here to mediate for thugs like you

I should slipper my brain

No one should be here Leave now, everybody

- Selvam - All of you, just go

[overlap of angry voices]

Disperse

Thambi brother

Anna, my tea bill

I'll seize your bike, get lost!

Section 144 of creating public nuisance is imposed everywhere, why not for them?

You pick on each other to your heart's content

I picked up what I eyed!

Stop that auto

Your brother-in-law is taking away Arasi and the baby

Come

They are taking away the baby, nab them

Let them come when they want We'll go and cut the cake, okay?

Aiyaiyo! Look who is coming

Come...come...come

They have entered Level 11

Who are these chaps? Going for a political meeting?

They are armed with sticks too

- Are they planning a riot? - Both are the same, bro

- They didn't pay for the tea - Is it so?

I came to tonsure a baby's head and they bashed me up!

You think I'll spare them? I've called my men

- Why is Soman selling tea? - Here are my brothers-in-law

- Where are you going? - Come

The fellow who hit me just crossed you and left

- Is he our target? - Yes

Make an U-turn

"Get up, make way, everyone Our boss is here to entertain"

"A hero who is favorite of all People's advisor walking tall"

"Watch out, the boss is on his way; He's here to stun you today!"

"He speaks, and the world bows He is people's favorite; everyone knows"

Even if I avoid fighting because you are my bro-law

You are asking for trouble, huh?

"To those who confront, he is an arrow"

"Face any controversy, powerful fellow"

"Let's not challenge, why buy trouble?"

"Why oppose him and then tremble?"

"Get up, make way, everyone Our boss is here to entertain"

"A hero who is favorite of all People's advisor walking tall"

"He sets everyone in a trance with top notch performance"

"He speaks, and the world bows He is people's favorite; everyone knows"

My youngest son

Hit him

Bro-law

He is the one who slapped me

Come down, bro-law

Let him get tired and finish round #1

What do you want?

Arasi is the girl I like

- Hey! - I won't let her go

Is she still sitting at her parents' place?

She is now my wife, you moron

Leave him Leave him alone

'Agasam'

Go away!

Oh gawd! Hey!

'Arasi'

- Hey - 'Arasi'

Hey...stop this

Hey! Let go

- 'I won't leave you' - Stop this

Do you both intend killing each other?

'You are going overboard'

Stab me instead, stab me

I'll die

Both of you are fighting only because of me

Appa, why are you hitting my friend?

I'll bash anyone who tries to lay a finger on my son-in-law

'Who is your son-in-law?'

One who kidnapped Arasi and the baby when we were still mediating?

Hey! Who kidnapped them?

Sir, enough Let us not drag it anymore

The gold they gave us and Rs 2 lakhs is in this cover

Ask them to check it

'With the village as witness'

'We do not share any bond or family ties'

They have to sign this declaration in front of our guardian deity Karuppan

Here, take it

The deed is fool-proof

Let's go with this

Then sign as witness

- Anna, please sign - I don't agree to this

You sign if you want to

Hey, Moustache! Sign this

Madam, you also sign

I don't want the sin of splitting a couple for life

Here, you sign

Bro-in-law, here

- Hey! - Stay quiet for sometime

Give it to Perarasi

Sister

My wife doesn't stay here She will go back to her parents

But if you do the same their tongues will wag!

They have applied for divorce consulting some big-shot lawyer

'I feel bad for you'

Looks like they've fixed another marriage with his cousin as the bride

She is roaming around with your husband's initial on her ring

Ask him to sign

Bro-law, take this

Give that to me Don't overthink

It is for our family's welfare

- Here, sign - Listen to me

- Just sign it - Dai!

You don't talk

The court will decide, got it?

Go ahead, sign

'Arasi doesn't want to live with you anymore it seems'

They are applying for a divorce consulting some big-shot lawyer

'Especially they are trying to get 3/4 of your wealth as alimony'

Sign it, bro-law

'Agasam'

'Don't sign'

'He signed it'

Are you happy now?

Mmm...give me the baby

Don't do it, da

'Magizh'

What do I get by proving to all of you

I am a good man and great husband?

Take it

Here, take good care of our child

Only a good man can be a good husband and great father

I don't know who I am from your point of view

Whatever happens, your mother and mine won't let us live together

I am so unfortunate, even my wife doesn't know how much I love her

'Perarasi'

You want a divorce, right?

Take it

But after 20-30 years

If you are sure you won't regret this you can take the divorce now

They say, the relationship between husband and wife is the best bond

But to sustain that relationship what one has to go through...my God!

I feel like dying every second

Who is better, you or me? You are right or am I?

In this ego and such rubbish

They fight and split up

After they are divorced

They feel they have freedom and peace

Let them think, it is their wish

- Amma - 'I can't bear it'

Take good care of our baby

And yourself too

Visit me with our baby whenever possible

What, princess?

Uncle?

Forgive me for all my blunders

Aunt, forgive me

Forgive me, Perarasi

Take care

Thank you, everyone

Let us go, amma

Come on, ma It is all over

Return my baby You come with me, Magizh

'Arasi'

- She is taking our grandchild s- 'DAI...!'

I'll also come with you, da

"I smile without losing my temper"

'Arasi, don't go They wont-'

You shut up!

I am done with listening to your advice and ruining my life!

- 'Arasi, don't go!' - Go away

Don't go, Arasi

Dai! Get the baby

Porselvam

He is taking away my daughter, nab them

Come

It is true we fixed an alliance for Azhagi

But not with your husband Agasam

For my younger son

She came only to see him

I said so the other day just to annoy you

'Baby's tonsure is not the criteria'

We should solve this issue using this event as an excuse

It has been 3 months since Arasi came back home

They didn't call her back either

My wife is also not ready to let go of Arasi

If this continues Arasi will stay here forever

So, Logu...somehow bring my son-in-law to the temple

It is my responsibility to bring Agasam

Agasam, when did you come back from Singapore?

Check if I forgot poppy seeds

Singapore?

When did I go to Singapore?

So you are here to surprise your family for the baby's tonsuring function?

Whose baby is getting tonsured?

- Hey? - Chill!

I saw your wife and baby just now in the temple

My words fell on deaf ears

Arasi left with them

What are you gaping at? Are you even a good father?

Don't say a word

It is her life

She will take care

'You don't have a mind of your own'

You believe anything anyone says

'This is my daughter's life'

Don't you interfere

- Hey, Sri - Sri...?

Where were you?

- My friends are waiting - Where did you go, eh?

So what if they wait?

Bro-law

How long will you maintain this rift? Isn't there an end to it?

What is the problem between you both?

[baby babbles]

It is a problem

I can't share Leave it

Tell me, shall we end this?

You and I can never patch up our differences

Alright

Not inviting the maternal uncle for this function, isn't it wrong?

She is my niece

Tonsuring, ear piercing, rituals, functions, wedding

I'll do all the events rightfully as her maternal uncle

Only you should do it Who else is there?

Aiyaiyo!

They still haven't finished it

Uncle, where did you find your kids?

Sri, happy birthday

I'll meet you with a gift later Drive safe, uncle

Stop...stop

- You think we'll leave it? - My sibling angel!

- What are they saying? - Everything is sorted

Stay out of it

Hey, you there

How dare you hit my union member?

- You have bashed up an innocent chap That's right

Sir, after 3 months my wife and I just got back together

You get back even after 30 months

But this is not good This is not at all good

You and your brother had better apologise to Soman now

Otherwise our union will not keep quiet

- What, am I right? - Yes, leader

Soma, it was wrong on my part to hit you

- Please forgive me - Anna

- Forgive me, Soma - Bro-law, what is wrong with you?

This is my life I'll take care, be quiet

I'm grateful to everything you did, enough

Forgive me, Soma

Is it enough if you apologise?

What else do you want, Soma?

'Porselva...Porselva'

Give me the baby I want to finish the job

I am very professional in any job I undertake

Soman, even in this you have the union's support

'Didn't I tell you?'

One track mind of all unions is angling for a compromise

Oh! Who is this chap now?

Our brother-in-law can compromise

But we won't agree

Boss...boss Sorry...sorry

I heard about you

You think we are here for money?

YOU THINK WE ARE HERE FOR MONEY?

Sorry, boss Sorry...sorry

Even then, shouldn't you count the heads and pay accordingly?

Give me an extra Rs 500

Thambi, wait I'll pay him

Here

- 'Noble men preserve their nobility - My tea bill is yet to be paid

My brother-in-law may have been wrong

He is wrong

We apologise on his behalf

- Okay - I'll take your leave

- 'He is indeed a Maharaja' - I'll see you?

Hey!

Won't you let me be in peace even on my wedding day?

Isn't your problem solved yet? I'll push you all behind bars

Everything is sorted, sir You may leave

Leave now! Wait Where is 'thief' Kumar?

How will we know, sir?

- You find him, sir - Leave now

- 'Go...go' - Come, amma

Be careful

Take it

'Sri, blow the candles'

Happy birthday to Sri

'All of you are coming to Valanadu this coming Sunday'

'We will host a feast for you'

'Porselvan fulfilled his duty as uncle and left without even eating here'

- 'Enough, thank you' - Uncle, for you

Enjoy your meal

Junior son-in-law!

Hey!

Who are you, I say?

You sent everyone on a roller coaster ride

Magizh is feeling sleepy

Lick your leaf clean!

Alright

- Bunked school? - Just one day, it is okay

Hello...?

What are you doing at the police station?

The empress of our house complained to the police about us

'So the police summoned us here'

Aiyaiyo...! This is so unfair!

I just saw you last night feasting happily

You saw us around 8:00 - 8:30pm?

- 'Yes' - This happened around 9:00 - 9:30pm

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My fate, to put up with you for 50 years

- Who will listen to my woes? - Shut up, fool

Did you see them...?

Our king and queen are the younger version of them

Not just now, even at the age of 70 they will continue to fight

Yes...yes

They love to fight

And fight to love

There are many such unique couples in every town, you know

'Porselvam, your family is at the police station'

They will go to court next

Marriage is an emotion '6 Months Later'

But today, it is just an event for everyone

They think getting a divorce from court is the end of their problems

'But that is the beginning'

You'll only understand it after the divorce

I am granting a divorce to both of you

Agasam

- Welcome - Heard you got a divorce?

Yes, anna

- Go inside and eat - Wonder how he copes with his sorrow!

Son is struggling in the kitchen as a depressed divorcee!

They are feasting here as a happy family!

- No conscience! - 2 more 'parottas'

You joined the game too?

Please sit there, anna

Okay, you go

They are on a character-introducing spree

'What do you want to eat, anna?'

Just give me 2 parot-

Hey...!

How come?

They told me you got divorced?

Yes, it has been a week

Then how are you here?

It has been 6 days since I came

I felt really weird the day after the divorce

I was crying all day

When I was away from him for 3 months

I was filled with false bravado he will come for me one day

He is not my husband anymore?

I couldn't even imagine that situation, bro

'I called him with tears brimming in my eyes'

'He attended the call in a single ring'

'You left me all alone, right?'

'I cried loudly saying that'

'I couldn't wait till he came in his bike to get me'

'I ran 6 km to meet him, bro'

Only after I came running for 6 km

I realised I left my baby back home!

'Later, we got the baby from my father Arasangam'

Okay, what about court, judgment and all that?

Who is the judge to give us a verdict?

We got it when we were mad at each other Tore it to bits when we reunited!

Good for you

How does a decree hold good before one's dear heart?

Perarasi

If you sit at one table who will take care of the rest?

Don't shout during business hours, sir

Madam, I am not shouting

I AM NOT SHOUTING, MADAM

Do not yell again, sir

- Talk to me in a normal tone - He is a thief, madam

You are chit-chatting with him

Yes, he is a thief

But he is our relative, no?

Even if he is a relative he is still a thief, right?

I don't want to have anything to do with you

If I ever step foot into this hotel again

[In unison] I'll slipper you

Same pinch, dear

Sorry, dear

Chithirai, enjoyed your meal?

With these weirdos?

I heard they got a divorce

Did you see them getting a divorce?

Yov! Look at that

'They are playing catch with a 'parotta' inside

'It is the 'parotta' I ordered'

Their romance is steaming like fresh love now

Guys

They are not normal people like you and me, guys

Understand what I am trying to say

Please